Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

绝望主妇前情提要PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives.一段情事告终Asoneaffairends.我们不必再偷偷摸摸了Wedon'thavetosneakaroundanymore.我们可以光明正大地交往Wecanhavearealrelationship.另一段情事开始Anotherbegins.伊迪Edie!我曾问她是否愿意同居Ihadaskedherifshe'dliketolivetogether,她回答愿意Andshesaidyes然而另一桩Andyetanother.这位是雷克斯的母亲菲利斯ThisisRex'smotherPhyllis理赔中心我是乔伊弗兰纳里ClaimsThisisJoeFlannery.你知道我的儿媳妇有男朋友吗Areyouawarethatmydaughter-in-lawhasaboyfriend?则被暴露无遗Isexposed.可是看着孩子们伤心的小脸It,snotgoingtobreakyourheartto你忍♥心把他们扔下吗leavethosesad,littlefacesbehind?有些人迫不及待要逃出家门Andwhilesomepeoplecan'twaittogetoutofthehouse,有些人却被困在家中othersarebeingkeptthere,身不由己againsttheirwill.哪一块是雷克斯的墓石WhichoneisRex'sheadstone?我总是记不住Ialwaysforget.就在这一排It'srightdownthisrow对Oh.Oh,yes对了That'sright.随着时间流逝布里范德坎普Overtheyears,BreeVandeKamp对她婆婆的健忘越来越担心hadgrownincreasinglyconcernedoverhermother-in-law,sforgetfulness.亲爱的我是不是忘了把针拿下来Oh,honey,didIforgettotakethepinsoutofthatdress?她出错越来越频繁Herlapseshadbecomemorefrequent.甜心我刚才没告诉你Sweetie,didn'tItellyou我要给那把椅子上漆么Iwasgoingtopaintthatchair?越来越显著Moreglaring.天哪我没跟你说我给地板打了蜡么Oh,dear.Didn'tImentionIwaxedthefloor?越来越危险Andmoredangerous.是的布里为菲利斯Yes,Breewasworriedabout糟糕的记忆力担心Phyllis'faultymemory,但她很乐意提醒她butshewasmorethanhappytoremindher,特别是事关重大之时especiallywhenitcametotheimportantthings.你有没有想过Sohaveyougivenanythoughtto什么时侯回自己家whenyoumightbeendingyourvisit?怎么啦我拖累你了吗What?-HaveIbecomeaburden?你是这意思吧Isthatwhatyou'resaying?我只是问问你打算什么时侯走Iwassimplyaskingwhenyouwereplanningtoleave.没有催你的意思Therewasnoagendabehindthequestion我不知道OhI-Idon'tknow.咱们干吗不顺其自然呢Whydon'tweplayitbyear?好吧顺其自然Yes,let,s.到底怎么了Whatonearth?天哪Oh,mygod.发生什么事了Whathappened?好像有人把雷克斯挖出来了ItlookslikesomeonedugRexup看出来了但为什么呢Well,Igotthat,butwhy?他们为什么要这么做Whywouldtheydothat?我不知道Idon'tknow.除非Unless除非什么Unlesswhat?也许这与那位保险调查员有关Maybethishassomethingtodowiththatinsuranceinvestigator.保险调查员Insuranceinvestigator?他来过问了各种各样的问题Hecamebyaskingallsortsofquestions我不明白你在说什么菲利斯Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout,Phyllis.当时你好像去商店了Maybeyouwereatthestore.总之他非常怀疑Anyway,hewasverysuspicious怀疑Suspicious?是的他甚至认为雷克斯不是死于心脏病发Oh,yesHehasatheorythatRexdidn'tdieofaheartattack他认为他是被下了毒Hethinkshewaspoisoned.直到那一刻Itwasinthatmoment布里才明白是怎么回事Breecouldfinallyseethetruth.我没提过这事吗DidInotmentionthat?她的婆婆记忆力全无问题呢Hermother-in-law'smemorywasfine.只是她的心眼使坏罢了Itwashersoulthatwasfaulty.每个周日的下午紫藤郡Thepartiestookplace4347号♥前门的草坪上onthefrontlawnof4347Wisteria1.ane都有派对举GheartsHGhearts;everySundayafternoon.克洛伊彭德格斯特会带来整套茶具ChloePendergastwouldbringtheteaset,她是这儿的女主人whichwasappropriate,这么做非常得体sinceshewasthehostess.布列塔尼克里斯BrittanyChries则带来她母亲的衣橱中的盛装providedformalattirefromhermother'scloset玛丽萨安妮麦凯邀请来其余的客人AndMarissaAnneMcKayinvitedtheadditionalguests,其中一些多年未曾参加派对someofwhomhadn'tbeentoapartyinyears.当然当这三个小女孩Ofcourse,itneveroccurredtothethreeyounggirls沉浸在她们的白日梦中时她们从未想过thatwhiletheywerebusyplayingouttheirfantasy,紫藤郡里的一个大女孩oneoftheoldergirlsintheneighborhood也在编织自己的白日梦wasengaginginafantasyofherown.你好你好索利斯太太Hey.-Oh,hi,Mrs.SoIis拉尔夫又去逛商场吗Ralph-Offtothemallagain?你真了解我Youknowme.加布丽尔的最爱莫过于逛商场TherewasnothingGabrielleenjoyedasmuchasshopping.就算她不能把东西买♥♥回家Andevenwhenshecouldn'taffordtotakeanythinghome,只是去心仪的地方看看shetooksatisfactioninlooking.也心满意足atthemerchandise.你好苏珊Hey,Susan发生什么事了What'sgoin'on?这周末卡尔陪朱莉It'sKarl'sweekendtohaveJulie,他们通常六点钟就回来了andthey'realwaysbackby6我们的监护协议是这么规定的That'sourcustodyagreement,六点就回来但现在已经过六点了Backby6,andit'safter6.好像才六点一刻吧It'slike6:15看到了吗来了Well,see?Thereyougo我敢肯定他们不过是忘了msuretheyjustforgot.这是法庭决议Well,Ihaveacourtorder我没办法It,soutofmyhands如果你宽限一下也未尝不可Yeah,it'dstillbeniceifyougavehimagraceperiod.我已经够宽限了Oh,mbeingnice我本可以让人逮捕他的Icouldhavehimarrested别误会Imean,don,tgetmewrong.我完全赞成朱莉和卡尔在一起IamallforJuliespendingtimewithKarl毕竟他是她爸爸Heisstillherdad,她也爱他andsheloveshim.但是But.他和伊迪在一起Buthe'swithEdie.我觉得她算不上是个好妈妈的典范Imean,she'snotexactlythematernaltype.我要不在乎这一点我就不是个好妈妈Iwouldn'tbeagoodmotherifIwasn'tconcerned我是说谁知道他们在那的亲子时光1mean,whoknowswhatpassesforakid-friendly,是怎么度过的goodtimeinthere?嗑药看黄♥片♥抽烟Drugs?Porn?Smoking?听起来他们不像是在进行狂欢Doesn'tsoundlikethey'rehavinganorgyinthere很明显他们料到我们要来Obviously,theysawUScoming.一记好球Whoo!That'sastrike!各位好啊Hey,guys!瞧瞧谁来了Hey!1.ookwho,shere!帕克猜猜我带了什么Parker,guesswhatIgot什么What?文具Schoolsupplies对其中最棒的是Yeah,andthebestpartofitis我给你买♥♥了个超酷的背包Igotyouareallycoolbackpack瞧瞧Whoa,lookatthat.非常棒对吧Prettyneat,huh?谢谢Wow.Thanks.你上学的第一天Soonyourfirstdayofschool,你和爸爸可以找到你的小柜子youandyourdadcanfindyourcubby然后把它挂在那里andyoucanhangitup.你不送我去吗You'renottakingme?事实上你♥爸♥爸会Actually,yourdad'sgoingto在你上学的第一天送你去takeyoutoschoolonyourfirstday对就我和你大男孩Yeah,justmeandyou,bigguy我会在那握着你的手llberighttheretoholdyourhand.但我原以为是妈妈带我去ButIthoughtmommywastakingme亲爱的我得工作Yeah,well,honey,Ihavetowork.妈妈的老板是个很小气的女人如果我翘班Mommy,sbossisamean,meanladyandifImisswork,就会丢掉工作我们就没钱买♥♥吃的了Illlosemyjobandthenwewon'thaveanymoneytobuyfood.亲爱的相信我Honey,yougottabelieveme,我要是能去肯定会去的ifIcouldbethere,youknowthatIwould.好吧我没想到这对你有这么重要Allright,Ididn'tknowitwasthatimportanttoyou.我会跟老板谈谈想想办法IwilltalktomybossandIwillseewhat1cando谢谢你妈妈Thankyou,mommy我不想泼你冷水Wow,Idon'twanttorainonyourparade,不过你对他简直是言听计从buthejusttotallymanipulatedyou.那是乖孩子应得的Well,hey,whenakid'sthatgood,yougottagivehimhisdue尸检Anautopsy?警探雷克斯死于心脏病发Detective,Rexdiedofaheartattack不过在医生的报告中有诸多疑点Well,thereweresomeanomaliesinthedoctor'sreport.疑点什么疑点Anomalies?Whatanomalies?女士恐怕我不宜Ma'am,mafraidmnotatliberty与你深入探讨此事todiscussthisanyfurtherwithyou难道我是嫌疑人AmIasuspect?我可没这么说Ididn'tsaythat.把我当嫌疑人你真是浪费时间Well,ifIam,you'rewastingyourtime我爱雷克斯了解我的人都会告诉你1lovedRexandanyonewhoknowsmewilltellyou我绝不可能伤害他thatIwasincapableofhurtinghim你确定吗Yousureaboutthat?你一定是跟菲利斯谈过了YoutalkedtoPhyllis重申一遍我不跟你谈这个Again,Ican'tdiscussthecase.她是我的婆婆She'smymother-in-law一定是她说了我的坏话Ofcourseshesaidhorriblethingsaboutme.女士请小声点Ma'am,loweryourvoice她把我和雷克斯之间的问题都归罪于我SheblamedmeforeveryproblemthatRexandIeverhad这么说你们的婚姻有些问题Sotherewereproblemswiththemarriage?婚姻嘛有问题总是难免的Well,itwasamarriageOfcoursetherewereproblems我能把这个录下来吗MayIrecordthis免得你的供诉自相矛盾justsothere'snoconfusionoveryourstatement?不你不要录这个No,youmaynotrecordthis这么说你拒绝供诉Soyourefusetomakeastatement?我可没拒绝mnotrefusinganything.我想说的不过是离菲利斯远点AllmsayingisstayawayfromPhyllis她是个胡言乱语的疯子She'sa.she,saravingloon.女士也许Ma'am,perhaps有律师在场会更合适you'dbemorecomfortablewithanattorneypresent你想要口供么好我来Youwantastatement?Fine,llgiveyouastatement.我丈夫死于心脏病发作Myhusbanddiedofaheartattack.我深深地爱着他Ilovedhimverydeeply,你的家教真不怎么样andyourmotherdidalousyjob在布里的心目中ToBree'swayofthinking,世界上有两种人thereweretwokindsofpeopleintheworld.一种是早上没喝咖啡就浑身无力的thosewhowereuselessbeforetheirmorningcoffee.而另一种则精力充沛andthosewhoweren't.怎么回事What,sgoingon?别催我布里Don'trushme,Bree!我上了年纪了别催我manoldwoman!Don'trushme.把她带走Gether.Outofhere我要对你说Iwilltellyouonething.你如果不是心虚youwouldn'tbeactingthisway也不会这么做ifyoudidn'tfeelguiltyaboutsomething!什么日子What'stheoccasion?我们的结婚纪念日Uh,ouranniversary?哦对Oh,right.你居然连我们的结婚纪念日都忘了Howcouldyouforgetouranniversary?你可是蹲在号♥子里整天盯着H历的人Yousitinacellalldaylongstaringatacalendar.有什么大不了的What'sthebigdeal?我们的婚姻名存实亡Ourmarriagewasashamanyway.别再这样了Oh,we'renotdoingthisagain真正的婚姻里妻子忠于丈夫Inrealmarriages,wivesarefaithful.对真正的婚姻里丈夫也记得结婚纪念日Yeah,andhusbandsrememberanniversaries,所以我想我们扯平了soIguesswe'reeven你居然把忘记纪念日和背叛相提并论Areyouequatingforgettingouranniversarywithcheatingonme?看来你是铁了心要毁掉今天这个特别的日子了Youareclearlydeterminedtoruinthisspecialdayforus.你到底是怎么回事从来没有感到内疚Whatiswrongwithyouthatyoudon,tfeelguilty?我的内疚之情如滔滔江水饶了我吧Ifeeltonsofguilt,sobackoff你甚至从来没有道歉Youneverevenapologized.我都道了一百万次了Iapologizedamilliontimes是啊但你的道歉总是伴随着借口Yeah,butyoualwaysfolloweditupwithanexcuse.“我很孤单你总是不在家"Iwaslonely,youweren'thomeenough,女人需要被爱”诸如此类awomanneedstobeloved"女人确实需要被爱Awomandoesneedtobeloved,既然你不能给我andsinceyoudidn'tgiveittome,我只能到别处寻求Ihadtofinditelsewhere.所以那个小伙子在我们卧室里干的就是这个Sothat,swhattheteenagerwasdoinginourbedroom.用爱满足你fillingyouwithlove随便你怎么说Saywhatyouwant,不过约翰罗兰爱我butJohnRowlandlovedme从来没人像他这么爱过likenooneeverhas.不是把我当战利品或拥有物Notasatrophyorasapossession,而只是爱我本人butforme他爱我Helovedme.不他真的爱我No,hereallydid.我来说说他爱我的方式1.etmecounttheways.温柔地狂野地Um,gently,savagely,频繁地倒立式frequently,upsidedown.有什么问题吗Isthereaproblemhere?没什么今天是我们的结婚纪念HNo,it'souranniversary我们在回顾昔日美好时光We'rejustrelivingthegoodtimes.这车真美阿斯顿马丁对吧That'sanamazingcar.Astonmartin,right?对啊全新的限♥量♥版Uh-huh.Brand-new.1.imitededition我丈夫送的结婚纪念日小礼物Alittleanniversarypresentfrommyhusband他真是出手大方He,sverygenerous连他自己都不知道Morethanheknows.抱歉你说什么msorry.What?我要在教堂为歌♥舞剧伴唱msingingatchurchforthefamilyfollies伊迪到时会用吉他给我伴奏Edie,sgoingtoaccompanymeonguitar她挺不错的She'sreallygood所以你和伊迪要一起表演节目SoyouandEdiearegoingtobeanact.有什么问题吗Isthataproblem?没有没有我只是有点惊讶NoNoImean,I'malittlesurprised你没有先约我为你伴奏thatyoudidn'taskmetoaccompanyyoufirst你用什么伴奏Onwhat?你什么乐器都不会Youdon'tplayaninstrument我弹钢琴啊你知道的1playthepiano.Youknowthat我怎么会知道从没见你弹过HowwouldIknowthat?veneverseenyouplay.我高中时弹过Well,Iplayedinhighschool也就是说你最后一次碰钢琴Sothelasttimeyoutickledtheivories是在七十年代末wassometimeinthelate'70s?是八十年代初好不好Itwastheearly'80s我不打算跟你吵Well,mnotgoingtoarguewithyou你要和伊迪一起表演YouwanttodotheshowwithEdie,挺棒的andIthinkthat'ssuper.她的确不错是吧Soshe'sreallygood,huh?她懂弹吉他Sheknowsherguitar.很明显她的家族里有许多音乐家Apparently,therearealotofmusiciansinherfamily,有点像冯特拉普家族【电影音乐之声里的一家】sortoflikethevontrapps.除了有一点她的兄弟死于吸毒过量Except,youknow,herbrothero'd我的要求不过是出去打一下球Allmaskingyouistogooutandplayalittlebitofball.这要求太过分了吗Isthatsuchabigdeal?马修你打得那么好亲爰的Matthew,youaresuchanexcellentplayer,darling,人们一定想跟你交朋友thatpeoplewillwanttobeyourfriend.接下来你也知道Thennextthingyouknow,他们会登门拜访或者打电♥话♥来Godknowswhowillbewantingtodropbyandcalling.宝贝我们得保持低调Sweetie,weneedtokeepalowprofile.我明白Yeah,Iknow,但我总得偶尔出去透点气吧butIhavegottogetoutofthishousesometime.我快要抓狂了mgoingcrazyhere,okay?什么事Whatisit?我女儿要在教堂唱歌♥Oh,mydaughterissingingasongatchurch我想用钢琴为她伴奏andIwanttoaccompanyheronthepiano不过我多年没弹了andIhaven'tplayedinyears那天你在雷克斯的葬礼上弹得那么出色Oh,youwerejustsoamazingatRex,sfuneraltheotherday,所以我想-我不给人上课Iwaswondering.-Idon'tgivelessons哦好吧OhOh,okay.你衣服上有点Oh.Youhavealittle,uh,onyour.我在做樱桃派抱歉mbakingcherrypieExcuseme.你这样怎么保持低调Whathappenedtomaintainingalowprofile?你对每个人都那么倨傲无礼Youkeepbeingrudetoeverybody,他们一定会说我们的闲话they'regonnastartwhisperingaboutus.说得对You'reright.我们得和人们打成一片Wedowanttofitin.勒奈特快看1.ynette,checkitout.贾森的嘴巴Jason'smouth斯图那不是最新的视频会议装置吗Stu,isn'tthatthenewvideoconferencesetup?对效果很棒吧YeahIsn'ttheresolutionfantastic?妮娜Hey,Nina关于明天早上Uh,abouttomorrowmornin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