Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

绝望主妇前情提要PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives.今天警♥察♥把你们父亲挖了出来Thepolicedugupyourfathertoday,他们认为有人对他下过毒Theythinkthatsomebodywaspoisoninghim.很明显我是嫌疑人Apparently,masuspect.布里受困于往事Breefeltthreatenedbythepast.去找那该死的律师Getthedamnlawyer.你是在勾引我吗Areyouhittingonme?加布丽尔遭遇引诱Gabriellewasthreatenedbyseduction.你是指朱莉吗DoyoumeanJulie?如果我跟你回去IfIcomebackwithyou,我就可以弥补她了thenIcanmakeituptoher我觉得还是先找到你♥爸♥爸要紧Ithinkyoushouldfindyourfatherfirst.让我来帮你吧1.etmehelp.有些人的麻烦Andwhilesomethreats.被打♥压♥了下来werekeptundercontrol.让我们作个了断吧1.et'sgetthisoverwith.而有些则可能卷土重来Somewereleftfreetoreturn.自从第一天上班起Sinceherfirstdayonthejob,勒奈特碑f加沃心里就很清楚ithadbeenclearto1.ynetteScavo她的新上司妮娜神经过分紧张thathernewbossNinawasunusuallytense.为缓解她的紧张情绪Tohelprelievehertension,勒奈特尝试过送些贴心的礼物给她1.ynettetriedgivingherbossthoughtfulgifts.一个缓解压力的水波仪asoothingwavemachine.香熏蜡烛aromatherapycandles.甚至太极健身球evenmeditativechiballs.但似乎都没什么效果ButnothingseemedtoeaseNina,stension.“采用传统J1.艺酿制”"Distilledtheold-fashionedway"知道吗我光是大声把它念出来Youknow,itactuallyhurtsmyteeth都觉得牙疼tosaythatoutloud你们几个给我Youfolksaregoingto爬回自己的窝toddlebacktoyourlittleholes想出一句像样的广♥告♥词来andyouaregonnacomeupwithadecentslogan.要不然我就炒你们的就鱼OrIwillcanallyourasses按老规矩来theold-fashionedway.直到有一天勒奈特才突然想到Untilonedaywhenitoccurredto1.ynette,还有一种加松方式therewasoneformOfrelaxation她还没有尝试shehadyettotry.这酒叫螺丝起子你会爱上它的It'sagimletYou'llloveit.你到底在打什么主意Whatexactlyisyourplanhere,想把我灌醉了togetmeallliquoredup好让我通过你的修订方案sodbuytherevisedpitch?别逗了Don'tberidiculous.能给我们再来一槽这种酒吗Couldwegetatroughofthese,please?我都不记得上次泡酒吧是啥时侯了Ican'trememberthelasttimeIwasinabar一定是我最后一次交男朋友时MusthavebeenthelasttimeIhadaboyfriend,那是在whichwas.天哪我简直是个修女Oh,god.I'manun那你干嘛不找一个呢Sowhydon'tyougooutandgetinthegame?信不信由你Believeitornot,当我和异性相处时我很害羞whenitcomestomeetingmen,Iamshy我倒是不会Well,mnot.那么So,uh.那边那个男的怎么样whataboutthatguyoverthere?打从我们一进来他就一直瞄着你看He'sbeencheckingyououtsincewewalkedin他不错啊He'scute那就过去啊Sogooverthere.不行啦No拜托看在上帝的份上Oh,forgod'ssakes.你去哪勒奈特快回来坐下Whereareyougoing?1.ynette,sit.你好啊高个儿Hey,stretch,看见我坐在那边的朋友了吗seemyfriendoverthere?她觉得你很帅Shethinksyou'recute.何不请她喝一杯Whydon'tyoubuyheradrink?嗨大家早上好啊Hey,everybodyHi.今天早晨天气真好是吧Oh,it'sabeautifulmorning,isn,tit?谢谢你甜心Thankyou,sweetie.你好勒奈特Oh,hey,1.ynette,我看了伏特加的新企划书了Ireadthenewvodkaproposal.你们做得太棒了Oh,youguyshititoutofthepark我喜欢这个颜色Ilovethatcolor谢谢你对了妮娜Thanks.Hey,Nina.什么事Yeah?虽然事情的结果Andalthoughithadcomeabout出人意料inanunexpectedmanner.这套是你昨晚Aren'tthosethesameclothes在酒吧里穿的那身衣服吗youwerewearinglastnightinthebar?没错Yep.妮娜紧张的情绪终被释加rNina'stensionhadfinallybeenreleased.以最老套的方式theold-fashionedway.每个人在这个世界上Everyoneinthisworld都需要一个可以依靠的人needssomeonetheycandependupon,做你可靠的伙伴Beitafaithfulcompanion,值得信赖的知己trustedconfidant.或是忠诚的朋友orloyalfriend.对于苏珊梅尔来说ForSusanMayer,这个可以依靠的对象thatdependablesomeone就是她的出版经纪人washerbookagent洛尼姆恩1.onnyMoon.是洛尼Itwas1.onny帮助苏珊宣传她的第一本儿童读物whohelpedSusanpromoteherfirstchildren'sbook.是洛尼在苏珊快生朱莉时Itwas1.onnywhorushedSusantothehospital急忙把她送去医院thenightJuliewasborn.是洛尼带苏珊去旅行散心Itwas1.onnywhotookSusan'smind让她从离婚的阴影中走出来offherpainfuldivorcewithafunvacation.是的洛尼就是苏珊的支柱Yes,1.onnywasSusan'srock.但不幸的是SadlyforSusan,这根支柱即将崩塌herrockwasabouttocrumble.刚刚转台进来的朋友Forthoseofyoujustjoiningus,梅勒妮福斯特的案子有了新进展WehaveanewdevelopmentintheMelanieFostercase洛尼你怎么来了1.onny,whatareyoudoinghere?已经过了正午了It'spastnoon也就是说我们可以一起去喝一杯了Whichmeansit'snowsociallyacceptabletobegindrinking.我怎么就被你拉来喝酒了呢Ican'tbelieveIletyoutalkmeintothis我还有一大堆事要做Iamsobehindinmywork.但我很高兴我来了挺有意思的ButmgladIcame.Thisisfun.说实话vegottabehonest我其实是有求而来Ihadanulteriormotive是吗Oh?我决定要自立门户vedecidedtostartmyownagency你要离开缪尔与亨特公♥司♥了You'releavingMuirandHunt?那里可是你一手创办起来的啊Youhelpedbuildthatplace.我知道但我觉得是时候离开了1know,but1justfeelit'stime.问题是你愿意跟我一块儿走吗Andnowthequestionis,willyoucomewithme?这个嘛当然啦Wellofcourse太好了Okay!为了我们的将来干杯Tothefuture我这就打电♥话♥给公♥司♥lljustcalltheagency,告诉他们我要跟着你干andllletthemknowmgoingwithyou这我觉得就大可不必了Oh,Idon,tthinkthat,snecessary.真的吗Really?但是不说的话挺没礼貌的Yeah,Ithinkitmightberudenotto.洛尼1.onny.到底发生什么事了what'sgoingon?好吧Okay.其实是我和其他的合伙人闹僵了There'sbeensomebadbloodbetweenmeandthepartners为什么啊Why?起因是Igotintothisthingwhere我不得不暂时转移一些客户的钱Ihadtomovealittleclientmoneyaroundtemporarily去支付别的开销tocoversomeexpenses.你不得不“转移一些钱”Youhadto"Movemoney"?这话是什么意思啊Whatdoesthatmean?就是我从这里拿了点钱Itookalittlefromhere,然后挪到了那里andImoveditthere没什么大不了的Itwasnobigdeal.是吗Really?可我怎么听着像是你在盗用公&hearts漱♥'Causeitsortofsoundslikeembezzlement.为什么你们都这么说Whydopeoplekeepusingthatword?!谁还这么说了Whoelseisusingthatword?没人说Nobody.除了其他合伙人和法♥院♥派来的会计Thepartnersandtheirforensicaccountant.我的天哪Oh,mygod.洛尼你有没有转移“我的钱”1.onny,didyou"move"Someofmymoney?绝对没有我对天发誓AbsolutelynotIswear!苏珊别这么看着我Susan,don'tlookatmethatway.我知道我做错了IknowwhatIdidwaswrong,我也觉得自己这么做很愚蠢and1feellikeacompleteidiotfordoingit,但是我求求你求你不要恨我butplease,pleasedon'thateme我没有恨你Well,Idon'thateyou.怎么会恨你呢你是我的洛尼啊Icouldn'thateyou.You'remy1.onny那么So.那你还会跟着我吗willyoustillcomewithme?你知道吗Youknowwhat?这就是人们平时所说的Thisisoneofthosetimes患难时方见真交whenyoufindoutwhoyourrealfriendsare,所以我答应你so,yeah真是太谢谢你了谢谢Oh,thankyou!Thankyou!你真是世上最特别的女人Youareonespeciallady,苏珊梅尔SusanMayer这是孩子的头吗Isthatthebaby'shead?不是那是他的脚No,that'shisfoot.我怎么看着像是头Thatlookslikeaheadtome.那我们可先说好了Well,thatsettlesit.等孩子出生后Whenthisbaby'sborn,我来负责给他穿袜子llbeinchargeofputtingonthesocks你知道吗你今天真是容光焕发You'reglowingtoday,youknowthat?你怀孕的时侯真美Pregnancyagreeswithyou是吗Yeah?Well,如果不算痔疮和呕吐的话ifyoudon,tmindthehemorrhoidsandthenausea,怀孕倒是挺不错的it'squitetheparty大卫跑哪去了IwonderwhereDavidis这会儿该到了呀Heshould'vebeenherebynow这个新律师到底好不好Sothisnewlawyer'sgood?他很厉害你一定会满意的He'squitetheshark.You'regonnalovehim.他六年来还没输过一场官司呢Hehasn'tlostacaseinsixyears他在州最高法♥院♥辩护过HearguedinfrontoftheStateSupremeCourt,而且我们的夫妻探视andhemadeourconjugalvisit他办得可快了happenprettydamnfast.我光是听你说就觉得他很棒了Well,hey,mafanalready.对不起我迟到了Sorrymlate大卫来了啊Oh,David.很高兴见到你加布Goodtoseeyou,Gaby.卡洛斯我就是大卫Carlos,mDavid我改主意了Idon'tthinkso你搞什么名堂啊Whatthehellareyoudoing?我不要他当我律师Thatguy,snotgonnabemylawyer.给我重新找一个Indanewone你们现在连一项指控都提不出来Youhaven'tfiledasinglecharge要么确认是他杀要么归还遗体Eitherdetermineahomicideorreleasethebody.根据法♥院♥的规定We'vegotacourtorderwhichsays,在定罪之前尸体是归我们所有,untilwe,redonewithit,thecorpseisours他不是什么尸体Heisnotacorpse他的名字叫雷克斯范德坎普HeisamannamedRexVandekamp他是个体贴的丈夫Hewasalovinghusband,称职的父亲adevotedfather而且是个成功的医生andasuccessfuldoctor他是如此的成功以致他留给我的钱Sosuccessful,infact,thatheleftmeenoughmoney足以控告这个城市这个区tosuethecity,thisprecinct还有你们二位绅士andyoutwogentlemenpersonally权当是给我自己找点乐子justforthefunofit范德坎普夫人MrsVandeKamp,威胁我们是没有用的wedon'trespondwelltothreats.如果我是你的话SoifIwereyou把遗体还给她Releasethebody什么What?我们手上的证据不足Theevidencewehaveisminimalatbest范德坎普太太已经够有诚意了MrsVandeKampwasgraciousenough她亲自来这里做测谎试验tocomedownhereandtakethatliedetectortest.这是我们起码应该为她做的1thinkit'stheleastwecandoforher.谢谢你Thankyou那你们会怎么做呢So,uh,whatwillhappennow?很显然Obviously,我们会把范德坎普先生再埋回去we'llputMr.VandeKampback恢复到挖出来之前的样子justlikewefoundhim.好我肯定你们会毫无敬意地Yes,andmsureyouwillburyhimwithallthedignity像埋死仓鼠一样埋葬他ofadeadhamster.我希望你们能把他交还给我No,IwantRexreleasedtome一切殡葬事宜由我亲手料理andIwillmakeallthearrangements好吧Fine自然你们将负责承担所有的开支And,ofcourse,you'llbepayingallthecosts.那是当然Ofcourse.巴顿警探DetectiveBarton,您真是个绅士youareclearlyagentleman人们齐聚在阿腾博勒高中PeoplehavegatheredatAttenboroughHighSchool,那里曾是梅勒妮就读的地方whereMelanieattended.不碍事的我下班顺路带回去得了No,it'sfinellpick'emuponmywayhome.你要我买♥♥什么Okay,sowhatdoyouwant?帕克不喜欢吃意大利香肠Oh,Parkerhatespepperoni来点腊肠如何Um,howaboutsausage?好另外再来点儿小乳酪Yeah,andasmallcheese好这K可就完美了我爱你Okay,perfect.1.oveyou嗨-嗨Hey,you-Hey.去可耐尔酒吧吗我还欠你一杯酒YouwannahitKonnells?Ioweyouabeer.事实E我欠你的不仅仅是一杯啤酒Actually,Ioweyousomuchmorethanthat.不用客气但我真的得回家了You'rewelcome,butIreallyneedtogethome别这样我昨晚真的过得很愉快Oh,comeonIhadsuchagoodtimelastnight你干嘛不叫上楚蒂呢Um,whydon'tyouaskTrudy?她挺喜欢出去玩的Shelovesgoingout.楚蒂你没开玩笑吧Trudy?Areyoukidding?我可不想要个对手1don'tneedthecompetition你没有见识过楚蒂的身材吗超辣的HaveyouseenTrudywithoutherjacket?She'shot哦是吗Oh,isshenow?我不是说你身材不咋地Oh,I-Ididn'tmeanthatyou'renot.Hot.我的意思是你是已婚人士了Ijustyou'remarried.就是说反正你已经退出竞争了Youknow,you'reoffthemarket.所以我不用担心和你抢男人1don'thavetoworryaboutfightingyouforguys.来吧勒奈特Comeon,1.ynette.只浅酌一小杯而已Justonequicklittledrink.我真的已经开始感到Iwasactuallystartingtothink我们俩是朋友了thatyouand1werebecomingpals朋友有时侯还真看不出来Pals?,Causesometimesit,shardtotell今天你在客户面前对我的议题冷嘲热讽时Youknow,Iwasn'tfeelingthelovetoday我可丝毫没感受到你对我的情谊whenyoumockedmycampaigninfrontoftheclients那只不过是职场上的装腔作势Thatwasjustputtingonashowforwork.以后你要认定我其实是站在你这边的Inthefuture,alwaysassumethatIamwinkinginside.来嘛我讨厌一个人去酒吧Comeon.Ihatetogotoabaralone.那样会让我觉得自己是个失败者Ifeellikesuchaloser行说好了只喝一杯Okay.Onedrink太好了一两杯Yeah!Oneortwo.不行No（扎克杨先生收）谢谢你来给我送邮件Thankyousomuchforbringingmymailover.我厨房♥里还有几封你的邮件呢Youknow,Ihavesomeofyoursinthekitchen.都第四次了邮差到底是怎么了Well,that'sthefourthtime.What'supwiththispostman?我知道原因他以前干得很不错Oh,Iknow.Heusedtobegreat.但后来他中风了所以Thenhehadthisstroke,and,well,如今只要他没在优♥惠♥券上掉几滴口水nowwe'reluckyifhedoesn't我们就谢天谢地了droolonthecoupons.你在这儿随便看看我去去就来Butfeelfreetosnooparoundllberightback电视机前的观众朋友们Nowforthoseofyoujustjoiningus,芝加哥的许多家庭今天终于松了口气familiesinChicagobreathedasighofrelieftoday因为曾对当地高中学生梅勒妮福斯特asanarrestwasfinallymadeinthebrutalattack进行残暴袭击的罪犯终于落网了onlocalhighschoolstudentMelanieFoster不过疑犯被逮捕的消息Butwordofthesuspect'scapture并没有给福斯特一家带来多大的慰藉comesassmallcomforttotheFosterfamily贝蒂Betty?四个月前他们失去了17岁的女儿Wholosttheir17-year-olcldaughteralmostfourmonthsago贝蒂Betty?就在距离阿腾博勒高中不到一英里的地方1.essthanamilefromAttenboroughhigh.你看新闻了吗警♥察♥抓了别人Didyouseethenews?They'vearrestedsomebody是啊看上去我们没事了Yeah1.ookslikewe'reintheclear我有好消息要告诉大家Well,Ihavesomegoodnews.警方终F同意归还雷克斯的尸体了ThepolicehavefinallyreleasedRex'sbody.早该如此了Abouttime.这下你可以放下心来了Youmustbesorelieved其实我打从一开始Youknow,mostlymjustannoyed就对此事极为气恼thatthewholethinghappenedinthefirstplace我怎么就被人怀疑成谋杀犯了呢Imean,howintheworldcouldanybodyaccusemeofmurder?因为你每天都紧张兮兮的Well,youarewoundprettytight.干嘛呀模范母亲总是最先被怀疑的What?Thesupermomisalwaysthefirsttosnap.有研究表明的They'vedonestudies.总之我还是希望Anyway,Iwashoping你们周五早上都有时间thatyouwereallfreeFridaymorning,因为那天我准备重新举办葬礼becausethat'swhenmgoingtobehostingthereburial什么Thewhat?我知道这的确有点强人所难1.ook,Iknowit'sanimposition,但是丹妮尔还在班级出游的途中butDanielleisawayonaclasstrip,而安德鲁还在赫尼西训练营补习功课andAndrewisbackatCampHennesseyforalittlerefreshercourse.我只打算办一个简短而又庄严的仪式Well,it'sjustgonnabeaverybriefanddignifiedceremony,我也希望你们能出席发言andIwashopingthatyoucouldsayafewwords,那天我将朗读一首诗and,um,mgonnareadapoem.我们当然愿意参加-绝对没问题Wewouldlovetocome.-Absolutely对不起我那天没空-伊迪mbusy.Sorry.-Edie!她都要读诗了She'sgoingtoreadapoem.那好吧好好好我们都愿意参加Fine.Yes,yes,we'dalllovetocome谢谢大家Well,thankyou你们真不知道这对我而言有多么重要Youdon'tknowhowmuchthismeanstome.我现在回想当初出席雷克斯的葬礼时IrealizelookingbackthatIwasstillinshock我整个人还沉浸在震惊之中无法自拔duringRex'sfirstfuneral.以至于我根本没有意识到到底发生了什么Idon'tthinkithadquitehitmeyetwhathadhappened,因此这次对我来说简直是意义非凡sothat,swhythissmallceremonymeanssomuchtome,因为我意识到becauseIrealizenowthat这是我最后一次作道别的机会了thisisthelastchancemgonnahavetosaygood-bye除非他们再次把尸体挖出来Unless,ofcourse,theydighimupagain.丽莎有时的确是粗鲁又可恶Sure,therewastimeswhen1.isawasrudeandobnoxious,但我现在终于意识到butIknownowthat我不能把这作为打她的借口thatwasnoexcusetoalwaysbeheatin'onher宝贝对不起Oh,baby,msosorry.你们俩都做得挺好Goodjob,youtwo该例说明了夫妻间如何有效利用监禁生活Thisisanexampleofhowtouseincarcerationtoyourbenefit它使得双方各后退一步It,sachanceforpeopletotakeastepback去思考他们婚姻中存在的问题andobservetheobstaclestheyfaceintheirmarriage.我可以开始了吗我想说说CanIgonow?'CauseIhavealottosay我的婚姻中的问题abouttheobstaclesmfacinginmymarriage.我们之间没有什么问题Wedon'tgotanyobstacles.不拉马尔我们有大问题Yes,wedo,1.amar.Wegotbigones.行了你俩等等Okay,holdon,youtwo.我想按照顺序应该轮到Ithinkthatit's卡洛斯和加布丽尔夫妇rCarlosandGabrielle'sturn谢谢不过我们关系很好Thanks,butwe,regood.这是你们第三次参加小组讨论Thisisyourthirdgroupsession,但你们还是什公也不说butyouhaveyettoshareanything和我们说说吧你们的婚姻状况如何Comeon.TalktousHow'syourmarriage?说得好听叫摇摇欲坠-怎么会这样Shakyatbest.-Andwhyisthat?我不知道我聘请了一位出色的律师1don'tknow.Ihiredabrilliantlawyer想托他帮忙让我丈夫脱离苦海togetmyhusbandoutofthishellhole,但他却无缘无故地把人家给炒了andhefiredhimfornoreasonatall卡洛斯Carlos?我就是不喜欢他Ijustdidn'tlikehim.为什么他经验丰富聪明机智Whynot?He'sexperienced,he'sintelligent,他是个成功的律师-非常正确He'ssuccessful.-Exactly.我宁愿你找个不怎么有魅力的律师来dpreferanattorneyyoudidn'tfindsodamnappealing哦上帝Oh,mygod.仅仅是出于嫉妒你就把人家给解雇了吗Youfiredhimbecauseyou'rejealous?我难道没有这权利吗Don'tIhavetherightto?知道吗她有过外遇Youknow,shecheatedonme鲍勃你还打老婆呢Oh,Bob,youbeatyourwife你惊讶个什么劲呀Youaresonotallowedtogasp.不许你那样说他Don'tyoutalkthatwaytohim再多嘴丽莎我就亲自收拾你Onemorewordoutofyou,1.isa,andIwillbackhandyoumyself好了都冷静点儿Okay,calmdown.有那么多身体臃肿头顶尽秃的律师Thousandsoffat,baldattorneysoutthereintheworld,她却偏偏找来一个可以做内衣模特的andshe'sgonnagettheonethatlookslikeanunderwearmodel.我不想再往下深谈了mnotdiscussingthisanymore.你在这里烂掉也与我无关Youcanrotinhereforall1care那么So,um.莫娜你觉得Mona,whatdoyoufeelare在你的婚姻中最大的问题是什么thebiggestproblemsinyourmarriage?顺便一提他那天穿的是西服Bytheway,hewaswearingasuit你怎么就知道他身材健硕Howdoyouknowhehadagoodbody?那你知道吗才不Doyouknow?-No!他肯定身材火♥辣♥Ibethe'shot.我还用说我们最大的问题是什么吗DoIneedtosaywhatourbiggestproblemis,或者大家已经都看出来了orcaneverybodyfigureitoutforthemselves?干嘛看那份合同Whyareyoureadingthatcontract?我跟你说过了Itoldyou.洛尼希望我跟新经纪公♥司♥签约1.onnywantsmetosignwiththisnewagency但你之前可没说你会认真考虑Butyoudidn'tsayyouwereseriouslythinkingabout和他合作的事情啊goingwithhim我知道我知道Iknow,Iknow.只不过洛尼就像我的亲人一样Just1.onny'sfamily一直以来他都在帮我Youknow,he'salwaysbeenthereforme.当我还在等待第一笔版税支票时HepaidmyrentwhenIwaswaitingfor他帮我付清了房♥租myfirstroyaltycheck卡尔离开我的时侯他天天给我打电♥话♥HecalledmeeverydaywhenKarlleft我欠他太多太多1mean,1justowehimsomuch苏珊他可是有前科的Susan,hecommittedafelony那好在这个屋子里的人Okay,whointhisroom有谁没有前科请举手hasnotcommittedafelony?Raiseyourhand.啊哈动作太慢咯Ah-ah-ah,notsofast可你的经纪人代表的是你Youragentrepresentsyou.你必须能信任他You'vegottabeabletotrusthim.你现在还能相信他吗Howisthatgonnabepossiblenow?我能因为我对人还是有信心Well,it'spossiblebecauseIhavefaithinpeople.洛尼知道自己做错了Imean,1.onnyknowshemessedup,他也很后悔他正在设法补偿andhe,ssorryHe'smakingrestitution难道你不觉得应该给人第二次机会吗What,youdon'tbelievepeopledeservesecondchances?像他这样的人我不会再给Notwhentheymessedupthismuch,no是吗你就是这样的人吗Really?Sothat'sitwithyou?