Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第十九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

前情提要Previouslyon.在我听来好像某人已经不再愤怒了Soundstomeasifsomeone'sletgoofhisrage.可能是吧-我可不会MaybeIhave.Well,ihaven,t.费丽沙想要自己解决问题Feliciatookmattersintoherownhands.如果你要我取消婚礼我也会做的Youwantmetocalloffthewedding,lldoit.我会为你做任何事卡尔把决定权丢给了苏珊.lldowhateveryouwant.KarlputtheballinSusan'scourt.你的D.U.1.费用那样会很难看Withyourd.U.I.Charge,itcouldgetugly.而安德鲁则把布里告上法庭.WhileAndrewtriedtotakeBreetocourt.她有亲生父亲-他还是个孩子There'safather.He'sakid!加布丽尔和卡洛斯带走了孩子.合同已经无效了GabrielleandCarlostookthebaby.Thepapersaren'tvalidanymore.你真的打算让这个漂亮的小女孩Doyoureallywannaleavethisbeautifullittlegirl看那个废物的垃圾表演吗？withthatwhitetrashfreakshow?逃跑了Andranwithit.路易莎佩特相信羞耻感的力量1.ouisapatebelievedinthepowerofshame.作为一个老师Asateacher,她发现对付不听话的学生的最好办法shehadfoundthatthebestwaytocontrolunrulystudents就是对他们的父母灌输强烈的羞耻感wastoinstillastrongsenseofshame.Intheirparents.我只不过离开崔莎让她和学校的仓鼠IleftTrishaalonewiththeschoolhamster在一起不过5分钟而已foronlyfiveminutes.这个盒子里面装的都是残骸Inthisboxisallthat'sleftofpatches.为了炫耀提米带来一些Forshowandtell,Timmydecidedtobringinsomething你丈夫收集的纳粹纪念品fromyourhusband'scollectionofNazimemorabilia.比利为了索要牛奶钱而威胁要痛打其他的孩子Billy'sbeenthreateningtobeatuptheotherkidsfortheirmilkmoney.我们在他的橱柜里找到这些战品Wefoundtheproceedsinhiscubby.当然佩特太太也知道Ofcourse,Mrs.Patealsoknew因为不听话的孩子whenitcametounrulychildren,某些家长比任何人都更有理由感到羞愧someparentshadmorereasontobeashamed.Thanothers.那么恩.你留言说帕克引发了So,um.yourmessagesaidthatParkerhadbeeninvolved某种事故insomesortofseriousincident.什公样的事故？What.whatkindofincident?昨天下午Yesterdayafternoon,帕克给辛迪卢-佩雷斯小甜饼ParkerofferedacookietoCindy1.oupeeples让她给他看她的私处ifshewouldshowhimhervagina.哪种小甜饼？Whatkindofcookie?那有关系吗？Whatdoesthatmatter?噢没有Oh,itdoesn,t我只是傻了因为我太震惊了mjuststallingbecauseIamcompletelymortified.孩子们躲在一个清扫间里看门人走进去的时候Thekidswereinabroomcloset.Ourjanitorwalkedinonthem辛迪正准备掀起她的裙子噢我的上帝justasCindywasliftingupherpinafore.Oh,mygoodness.我想你也注意到了帕克有多么固执msureyou'venoticedhowobsessiveParkercanbe.一旦他对某件事情有了兴趣Acertainsubjectwillcatchhisinterest,就会连续几周不停的谈论andthat'sallhe'lltalkaboutforweeksandweeks.噢对那是从谈论恐龙开始的Oh,right.Thathappenedwithdinosaurs.哦是的我们都记得他迷恐龙的那段时间Oh,yes,weallrememberhisdinosaurphase.现在比那时候要麻烦的多Morefondlynowthanever.那么你认为他现在着迷的是.Mm-hmm,soyouthinkthatnowhe'sobsessedwith.裙子下面是什么是的What'sunderneaththepinafore.Yes.听着我想他现在对人体产生了好奇心1.ook,Ithinkhe'sjustdevelopedanormalcuriosityaboutthehumanbody.你得和他交流下Youneedtotalktohim.提醒他什么该做什么不该做Remindhimwhat'sappropriateandwhatisn't.当然我会和他说的Ofcourse.Iwilltalktohim.我会很严肃的和他说的lltalktohimtillmblueintheface.我保证保重Ipromise.Takecare.是的路易莎佩特相信羞耻感的力量Yes,1.ouisapatebelievedinthepowerofshame.她总是相信当某人有了那个能力Shealwaysbelieved,whensomeonehasthatpower.那么佩雷斯太太你永远都猜不到So,Mrs.Peeples,you'llneverguess你女儿为了一块饼干都做了些什么whatyourdaughteriswillingtodoforagingersnap.不用白不用It,sashamenottouseit从安德鲁范德坎普向她的母亲布里宣战到现在已经过去六周了IthadbeensixweekssinceAndrewVanDeKamphaddeclaredwaronhismotherBree.最后的战争是在县法♥院♥ThefinalbattlewasabouttobewagedattheFairviewcountycourthouse.布里知道这一定会伤痕累累Breeknewitwasabouttogetbloody.不过她不知道的是Whatshedidn'tknowwas.末日即将来临Thecalvarywasonitsway.布里？Bree?无论她是否愿意Whethershewantedthemthereornot.埃莉诺Eleanor!噢感谢上帝我终于找到你了这里就像迷宫样Oh,thankgodIfoundyou.Thisplaceisamaze.你来这干嘛？Whatareyoudoinghere?你父亲和我昨晚接到了一个来自丹妮尔的电♥话♥Well,yourfatherandIgotacalllastnightfromDanielle,她说安德鲁把你告上法庭了andshesaidthatAndrewwastakingyoutocourt.保守来讲我们感到很震惊Imean,tosaythatwewereshockedwouldbeanunderstatement.你好我是埃莉诺梅森布里的继母Hello,mEleanorMason,Bree'sstepmother.你是律师吗？我们得谈谈You'rethelawyer?Weshouldtalk.噢不我不是她的律师Uh,no,mnotherlawyer.很好你的头发让我不安Good.Thehairhadmeworried.彼得是妈妈在AA（嗜酒者互诫协会）的互助员Peterismom'ssponsorfroma.A.噢甜心Oh,sweetie!你什么时候加入A.A.T?Sincewhenareyouina.A.?只是最近爸爸在哪？It,sarecentdevelopment.Where'sdad?和法官在会议室里Inchamberswiththejudge.什么为什么？What?!Why?一切都搞定了Everythingisfine.法官同意延期了Thejudgeagreedtoapostponement.噢感谢上帝Oh,thankgod!有幸他还记得我我曾在他就读的法学院演讲过1.uckily,herememberedme.Ispokeonceathislawschool.对不起先生我是您女儿的律师Pardonme,sir,myourdaughter'slawyer.如您所知Justsoyouknow,我们已经等待这次听证好几周了we'vebeenwaitingforthishearingforweeks,小子我当法律业务代理人有45年了son,vebeenanattorneyfor45years.你我都很清楚YouandIbothknow这类案件有多公的引人注意howthesecasescanturnintopublicspectacles.我的家人完全有能力处理这些在自己家里OurfamilyisperfectlycapableOfhandlingthisinhouse.爸爸你不明白事情已经演变的很难看了Dad,youdon'tunderstand.Thishasgottenreallyugly.那就是我们来此的目的That'swhywe,rehere.我们得让这个家庭重新团结起来We'regonnaputthisfamilybacktogether.不计任何代价Whateverittakes.就在索利斯先生和太太Andthat'swhenMr.andMrs.Solis,为这个无助的孩子的幸福着想时fearingforthewelfareofthishelplesschild,他们离开了医院fledthehospital.你是说他们绑♥架♥了她Youmean,theykidnappedher.技术上来说没错Welbtechnically,that'strue,但是考虑到当时的情况为了拯救butgiventhesituationthatleduptotherescue.是绑♥架♥Kidnapping.尊敬的法官大人是的回想一下Yourhonor,yes,inretrospect,这么做是有点鲁莽而且完全没有计划过theplanwasalittlebitrash,notentirelywellthoughtout.像白♥痴♥一样Idiotic.我们能反驳吗？Canweobjecttothat?Shh!但是现在孩子很安全法官大人Butthechildissafe,yourhonor.而我们的要求只是希望法庭允许Andallweaskthecourtistoallowbaby1.ily这个孩子莉莉在索利斯夫妇的alifetimeofthecareandlove关爱和照顾下生活shehasbeenreceivingfromthesolises.尽管你的故事非常打动人心Asmuchasyourstorytugsatmyheart,不过这还是要涉及到监护权的问题thereistheissueofparentalrights.州检察官对此还有什么意见吗？Whatdoesthestatehavetosayaboutthis?我们找过孩子的生父Wehavelocatedthebiologicalfather.戴尔汉姆先生Mr.Dalehelm.不巧的是恩他不在城里Unfortun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orks.我对清洁女工用过的Ididitwithourcleaninglady.恩抱歉爸爸我觉得我和安德鲁的关系Um,msorry,dad,butIthinkmyrelationshipwithAndrew要更复杂一些-isjustabitmorecomplicatedthan.你就试一下会死啊？Woulditkillyoutoatleasttry?我愿意试试为了你外公lldoit.Foryou,grandpa.这才是我的乖孙子布里？That'smyboy.Bree?好吧Fine!好那么谁先来？Yes,um.So,um,whogoesfirst?都可以无所谓Eitheror.Doesn'tmatter.妈妈我原谅你Mom,Iforgiveyou.安德鲁我原谅你Andrew,1forgiveyou.这并不难是吗？Thatwasn'tsohard,wasit?现在别指望能马上感觉有什么不同Nowdon'texpecttofeeldifferentlyrightaway.还需要段时间我花了一个周原谅埃斯波兰萨Ittakesawhile.IttookmeaweektoforgiveEsperanza.不过她现在就像家人一样偷东西的家人Butnowshe'slikefamilyagain.Familywhostolefromus.那么让我们恢复原样Solet'sgetbacktothewaywewere,然后忘掉那些说要摆脱监护的废话andforgetallthisnonsenseaboutemancipation.恩Um.外公我我还是想要我的信托基金Well,grandpa,Vm.mstillgonnaneedmytrustfund.听我说我不能住在一个Yousee,I-Ican'tliveinaplace没有安全感的地方whereI.Idon'tfeelsafe.你在说什么？Whatareyoutalkingabout?你能和一个殴打你的女人住在一起吗？Well,couldyoulivewithawomanwhohitsyou?布里！我打过他一巴掌那是他应得的Bree!Islappedhimonce,andhedeservedit.我只是让她别在酗酒了Well,Ijustaskedhertostopdrinking.你酗酒？Youweredrinking?她加入了A.A.互助员还是长头发She'sina.A.Hersponsorhaslonghair.安德鲁我觉得你的关心很讽刺Andrew,Ifindyourconcernironic,想到你曾喝得烂醉的givenhowtankedyouwerewhenyouranover开车碾过邻居的母亲ourneighbor'smotherwithyourcar.她还好吗？她死了Issheokay?She'sdead!喔Well.妈妈眼看着她的男友自杀都不管Momwatchedasherboyfriendcommittedsuicide.而且那个男人还害死了爸爸Andhewasthesameguywhokilleddad!安德鲁恶苞指控我性骚扰Andrewfalselyaccusedmeofmolestation.在商场里Inamall!知道吗技术上来讲Youknow,thetechniqueworksbest你们现在最好保持沉默ifyoudon'ttalkrightaway.好了我们走吧我不想看电影迟到Okay,Iefsgo.Idon'twannabelateforthemovie.噢它们真漂亮谁送来的？Oh,thosearepretty.Whosentthose?什么？What?“只要你说我就是你的了爱你的卡尔”"Saythewordandmyours.1.ove,Karl."妈我知道当你们俩这样Mom,Iknewthiswouldhappen藕断丝连的时候whenyoustartedhangingaroundtogether,你以前的那些感觉就会重现allofyouroldfeelingsresurfacing.不是他的感觉No,hisfeelings.他才是那个有感觉的人不是我He,stheonewiththefeelings,notme.阿哈Uh-huh.好了别和我“阿哈”你还不够格那样Okay,don,t"uh-huh"me.You'renotoldenoughtodothat是吗？那这样你喜欢吗-Oh,no?Well,howdoyoulikethis.我不和你去看电影了你要放我鸽子？mnotgonnagotothemovieswithyou.You'regonnamakemegobymyself?你可以喊爸爸和你一起去Well,youcouldalwaysaskdadtogo.事实上如果你这么爰他Infact,ifyoulovehimsomuch,干吗不嫁给他？whydon'tyoumarryhim?等等你已经嫁了2次Oh,wait,youalreadydid.Twice.嘿，卡罗尔，来吧。和我们坐在一起Hey,Carol,comeon.Sitwithus.你不觉得吗？Oh,youknowwhat?我想我们需要多点纸巾Ithinkwe'regonnaneedsomenapkinswiththis.好我去买♥♥谢谢Oh,okay,llgoback.Thanks.我的前男友在这如果被他看见我孤身一人那就模死了Myex-boyfriend'shere.Ifheseesmealone,lldie.求你了拜托假装你认识我mbeggingyou,please,actlikeyouknowme.苏珊？嘿Susan?Hey!麦克嗨真巧啊Mike,hi!Whatasurprise.你好吗？-不错Howareya?Good.噢天啊我太失礼了Oh!God,I.mbeingsorude.麦克我我给你介绍下Um,Mike,I-Iwantyoutomeet.奥森霍奇Orsonhodge.很高兴见到你麦克Nicetomeetyou,Mike.不敢相信Wow,Ican'tbelieve我能亲眼看到这个男人mfinallyseeingthemanhimselfintheflesh.那你们俩怎么认识的？So.how,dyoutwomeet?上帝我当她的牙科医生好几年了Oh,god,I'vebeenherdentistforyears.不过上周我看着她的嘴Butlastweek,Iwaslookinginhermouth决定把舌头放进去anddecidedtostickmytongueinit.再会苏珊llSeeya,Susan.非常感谢你帮我Thankyousomuchforhelpingmeout.嘿我总是能帮人摆脱困境Hey,mgreatinacrisis.很明显我挑对了人坐在旁边Well,Idefinitelypickedtherightpersontositnextto.那么这里有人吗？Actually,isthisseattaken?没有No.你可以吃爆米花Okay,youcansharemypopcorn.恩苏珊Um,Susan.这是贝基ThisisBecky.我得和她一起享用爆米花llprobablybesharingherpopcorn.我只是想等到熄灯lljustwaittillthelightsgoout,然后我就andthenll.等我把这弄好后你能把面包拿来吗？WhileIgetthisgoing,canyoubringoutthebuns?好的Uh,yeah.怎么回事？你没事吧？Whatthehell?Youallright?这不是打火机油是汽油Thisisn'tlighterfluid.It'sgasoline.什么？What?怎么搞的？How,dthatgetinthere?你认为呢？Howdoyouthink?那边闻起来不错Somethingsmellsgoodoverthere.我不明白她想杀了你吗？Well,Idon'tunderstand.Isshetryingtokillyou?不她想惹恼我No,she'stryingtopissmeoff.为什么？Why?我还不确定mnotsureyet,不过我不