Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

前情回顾Previouslyon.你把门打开了？快报♥警♥!Didyouleavethedooropen?Callthepolice!是那个人闯入你家的？Isthattheguywhobrokeintoyourhouse?有人被逮捕Arrestsweremade.就是他Yeah,that,shim.我只是想更了解你Ijustwantachancetogettoknowyou.但我不想了解你Idon'twanttoknowyou.父亲的顽固Fatherswereconfronted.谁是玛丽伯纳德修女？Who,ssisterMaryBernard?跟我对着干没有好下场Youdonotwanttostartawarwithme.试试看Bringiton.有人划清了界线Boundariesweredrawn.威廉姆斯先生是杀死你丈夫的凶手Mr.Williamswasresponsibleforyourhusband'sdeath.大家都知道Andeveryonelearnedthatsometimes天网恢恢justiceisserved.快叫救护车Weneedtocallanambulance.疏而不漏Withoutsayingaword.布电范德坎普是公认的淑女ThereweremanywaystotellBreeVanDeKampwasalady.非常感谢Thankyouverymuch.她对周围的人总是彬彬有礼Shewascourteoustothosearoundher,她的姿态高贵优雅shemovedwitheleganceandgrace而且她从来不会让自己的想法andshewasverycarefultoneverletothersknow流露出来whatshewasthinking.范德坎普夫人谢谢你能来这里Mrs.VanDeKamp,thankyouforcomingonsuchshortnotice.有什么事？Sowhat,shappened?你们找到乔治了吗？HaveyouhadanyluckfindingGeorge?看见了就像大多数有教养的女士Yousee,likemostwell-bredwomen.乔治死了Georgeisdead.昨晚他在一家旅馆自杀Hecommittedsuicidelastnightatahotel.布里也有秘密需要隐藏Breehadsomethingtohide.哦厄Oh,Um那么谢谢你们能当面告诉我这个消息Well,um,itwasverygoodofyoutotellmeinperson,truly.事实上还有别的事Actually,uh,there,smore.别的？More?认识这个吗？Doyourecognizethis?是我的内衣怎么会在你这里Thosearemypanties.Howdidyou.我们认为威是廉姆斯先生偷的WeassumeMr.Williamsstolethem.在哪里找到的？Wheredidyoufindthem?威廉姆斯的一个房♥间里装满了奇怪的东西Mr.Williamshadaroomfilledwith,um.Unsavoryitems.像一间密室Itwaslikeashrine.”奇怪的东西”到底是指什么？"Unsavoryitems"?Well,whatdoesthatmean?你不会想知道的Youdon'twanttoknow.有件事你得知道"每口论&hearts坛♥报"Justsoyou'reaware,the"dailytribune"开始注意这起案件isstartingtosniffaroundthisstory.主编是我的好朋友Theeditor'sagoodfriendofmine.所以我能摆平他们mprettysureIcanquashit,但你最好能告诉家人发生了什么butyoumightwanttotellyourfamilywhat,sgoingon,以防万一justincase.那是什么？Whatisthat?抱歉本不该让你看到这个的Iamsosorry.Youweren'tsupposedtoseethat.马吉拿出去Mudge,getthatoutofhere.不等等这是我吗？No,wait!Isthatsupposedtobeme?恩Well.很难说It'shardtosay.我不明白1don'tunderstand.我是说乔治要一个真人♥大♥小的娃娃做什么？Imean,whatwouldGeorgebedoingwithalife-sizedoll?哦老天啊Oh,dearlord.快走等等Goahead.你们要怎么处理？Oh,holdit.Whatareyougonnadowiththat?威廉姆斯先生的案子了结前Well,untilweclosethefileonMr.Williams,这可能会是证据she'sconsideredevidence.我们得把她带问警局We,llhavetotakeherbacktothestation.对此我很抱歉范德坎普夫人Iamsosorryaboutthis,Mrs.VanDeKamp.我知道这有多痛苦Iknowhowdifficultallthismustbe.不用为我担心巴顿侦探Don'tyouworryaboutme,detectivebarton.我没事的Iwillbejustfine.是啊不管从哪里看布里都是一个淑女Yes,thereweremanywaystotellthatBreewasalady,但最重要的一点是她能在最难堪的情况下butthesurestwastowatchhowshemaintainedherdignity保持自己的尊严ineventhemostundignifiedofsituations.这是一个老生常谈的故事It'sastoryasoldastimeitself.浪子回头Thereturnoftheprodigalson.不管这个故事重复多少遍Andnomatterhowmanytimesit'srepeated.内容有多大的差异Orhowthedetailsmightvary.人名有多么的不同Orhowthenamesmightchange.故事都以同样的方式Thestoryalwaysendsthesameway.结束在慈父的怀抱里Inthetenderembraceofalovingfather.嗨爸爸Hi,dad.苏姗.梅尔告诉我她给你钱让你去犹他SusanMayertoldmeshegaveyousomemoneytogotoUtah.是我不知道去哪里找你Yeah,Ihadnoideawheretolookforyou,though,钱也快用完了andthemoneystartedtorunout,我想你可能会回来这里soIthoughtthatmaybeyou'dcomebackhere.聪明的孩子You'reasmartkid.能问你个问题吗？CanIaskyousomething?当然随便问Ofcourse.Anything.当你离开时特曼夫人说Well,whenyoulefttown,Mrs.Tillmansaid我的生母是一个犹他洲的瘾君子thatmyrealmotherwasajunkiefromUtah.对That'sright那公So.谁是我爸爸？Who'smydad?不知道谁都可能是Idon'tknow.Itcouldhavebeenanyone.谢谢帮我买♥♥龙头漏水都快把我逼疯了Thanksforthefaucet.Thisleakisdrivingmecrazy.我欠你多少钱？WhatdoIoweyou?不急我装的时候再付吧Oh,it'snorush.JustpaymewhenIinstallit.你好Hey,there!看今天的报纸了吗？Haveyouseentoday'spaper?还没有No,notyet.有你那天抓的那个人的后续报道Ohh.There'safollow-uponthatguyyoucaughtlastweek.”警方无法确认神秘游民的身份”"Policeseekhelpinidentifyingmysteryvagrant."他们连名字都不知道？Theydon'tknowtheman'snameyet?甚至都不确定他会不会说话They'renotevensurethatheknowshowtotalk.在杳出他的身份之前Thinkthey'regoingtoholdhiminthepsychward只能把他关在精神病院里untiltheyfigureoutwhoheis.知道他不会在附近游荡Well,Iwillcertainlyresteasier我终于可以安心了knowingthathe'snotroamingaroundourneighborhood.再见Seeyou!再次感谢龙头的事Thanksagainforthefaucet.不用Sure.我们怎么帮卡博？WhatarewegonnadoaboutCaleb?当然得去救他山来Obviously,wearegoingtogoandgethim.手铐在哪里？Wherearemycuffs?最下面的抽屉啊Bottomdrawer.Ah.你几时回来？SowhendoItellpeopleyou'llbeback?两三天吧Couple,maybethreedays.这他妈是什么？Whatthehell'sthis?球我想你需要It,stheballgag.Ithoughtyouwantedit.我们不重复使用这玩意Wedonotrecycleballgags.看看上面的牙印Takealookattheteethmarks.太低级了It,sgross.我们可不是那种人dliketothinkthatwe'rebetterthanthat.嘿门罗Hey,Monroe?你确定不要我帮你？Yousureyoudon'twantanyhelp?那家伙很危险Theguy'sdangerous.他是个低能儿He,sahalf-wit,Jerry.如果我能控制你当然也能控制他IfIcanhandleyou,Icanhandlehim.是他毒死了莱克斯？SohepoisonedRex?温柔的乔治.威廉姆斯？Sweet,littleGeorgeWilliams.事实他一点也不温柔Well,itturnsouthewasn,tsosweetafterall.不管怎样报纸可能会有些报道Anyway,there,sachancethatsomeofthismaywindupinthepaper,所以我想先告诉你们soIwantedyoutohearitfrommefirst布里我真的很难过Bree,msosorry.最近你过得还不够糟吗Yeah,likeyouhaven'tbeenthroughenough.天啊他是我们的药剂师God,andhe'sourpharmacist.太糟糕了It,senoughtoturnyouholistic.我知道听上去很坏Iknowthissoundsawful,但乔治死了我有点高兴butmkindofgladtheguy'sdead.我希望他多受点苦Oh,Ihopethatlittlecreepsuffered.这就无法知道了Well,we,llneverknow.安德鲁回来了我得走了That'sAndrewbackfromcamphennessey.vegottogo.他知道了吗？Doesheknowyet?还不知道Hehasn'tgotaclue.他会有什么反应？Howdoyouthinkhe'sgonnareact?好吧到底出什么事了？Allright,whatthehellisgoingon?我知道你不是为了我的健康才把我从儿童监狱里弄出来的Iknowyoudidn'ttakemeoutofkidjailformyhealth.过会回来llgetbacktoyoulater.警方肯定吗？Soarethepolicesure?是的他们在乔治的电脑里找到了数据Yeah.TheyfounddatainGeorge'spersonalcomputer还有在药房♥的记录里也有andalsorecordsathispharmacy确认是他毒死了你父亲thatprettymuchprovesthathewaspoisoningyourfather.为什么他要这公做？Didtheysaywhyhekilledhim?警♥察♥似乎认为他想Well,thedetectiveseemstothinkhewastrying把你♥爸♥爸除掉togetyourfatheroutofthewayso.这样他可以娶我Hecouldmarryme.亲爱的请你用杯垫Honey,pleaseuseyourcoaster.否则会留下印子That'sgonnaleavearing.我爸爸因为你被谋杀Myfatherwasmurderedbecauseofyou,据我所知soasfarasmconcerned,你别在对我指手划脚younolongergettotellmewhattodo.安德鲁这么说不公平Andrew,thatisnotfair.是你把那疯了请进家门的Youbroughtthatpsychointoourhouse!是你让他坐在我们的桌子上Yousathimdownatourtable.你觉得那么说不公平？Justhowfairdoyouexpectmetobe?安德鲁乔治.威廉姆斯迷惑了很多人Andrew,GeorgeWilliamsfooledalotofpeople.是啊但他没能迷惑我Yeah,well,hedidn'tfoolme.我并不是为自己开脱Andrew,mnottryingtominimizemypartinthis.相信我我也在恨自己Believeme,Ihatemyselfforwhat,shappened.很好至少我们达成一致了Good.Nowwehavesomethingincommon.顺便说一下Oh,bytheway,我要给贾斯丁打电♥话♥mgonnacallmyfriendJustin他今晚要在家里过夜andhavehimcomeoverandspendthenighttonight.贾斯丁?是你学校还是教堂的朋友？Justin?Isheafriendofyoursfromschoolorchurch?他是哪种朋友？Whatkindoffriendishe?很好的那种Therealgoodkind.安德鲁今天让别人来家里不合适Andrew,itisinappropriateforyoutohavesomebodyover.你刚回家Youjustgothome.我说过了1.ikeIsaid,别再对我指手划脚youdon'tgettotellmewhattodoanymore.你来了？Youcame.我有别的选择吗？DidIhaveachoice?当然有Well,sure.在医院里Becauseatthehospital,你看起来像打算强迫我yousoundedlikeyouwerefullypreparedtoblackmailme和你保持某种联♥系♥intohavingsomekindofarelationshipwithyou.那只是一时冲动Thatwasjusttheheatofthemoment,等你了解我了andonceyougettoknowme,你就会意识到我绝不是那种you'llunderstandthatIamnotthekindofperson会强迫别人的人whocouldever,everresorttoblackmail.真希望在医院里你就这么说Well,1wishyou'dmadethatclearinthehospital.这样我就不用上门来Couldhavesavedmeatrip.进来吗？Soareyoucomingin?我正好有一个小时的空Well,Igotalunchhourtokill.那是我过的第一个万圣节才2岁觉得哪个是我？ThatwasmyfirstHalloween.Iwas2.WhatdoyouthinkIam?我不知道Idon'tknow.猜猜看一定能认出来Oh,comeon,justguess.Youcantell.那个无家可归的人？Uh,ahomelessperson?不是那只鸡No,Addison,machicken.看到了?周围有羽毛See?Thosearefeathershangingaround.哦我还以为那是垃圾Oh.Ithoughtthatwassupposedtobetrash.好吧我该走了Uh,look,arewedonehere?你还没喝完咖啡Youhaven'tevenfinishedyourcoffee.我得回去工作Igottogetbacktowork.恩还没看高中的照片呢Oh,well,we.wehaven'tevenfinishedthehighschoolyears.本来想给你看这张Iwantedtoshowyouthisone.是父女舞会上拍的Thiswasfromthefather-daughterdance.我不得不梳妈妈的发型Ihadtotakemymother'shairstylist.你到底要什么苏姗？Whatdoyouwantfromme,Susan?我只是想互相了解Well,I-Ijustwanttosharemorethanourd.N.A.想和你做父女I.Iwantedtohavearelationshipwithyou.这对你一点都不重要吗？Noneofthismeansanythingtoyou?我想要这张照片lltakethehobopicture.当然好吧Actually,itwas.Fine.这是什么？What'sthis?公♥司♥的福利政策你从没读过？Ourcompanyinsurancepolicy.Youeverbothertoreadit?没有别说出去mgoingtosayno,butdon'ttell.我们有托儿所的福利艾德托儿所Wehavedaycare,ed,daycare.没意识到自从开除了一半员工DoyourealizethatsincewefiredhalftheStafC你我几乎都没有离开过办公室？youandIhavebarelyleftthebuilding?孩子都快忘记我是谁了MykidsareforgettingwhoIam.我也是我有17个月的孩子Ihearyou.Ihave17-month-old几周里我都没在她醒着的时候见过她whoIhaven'tactuallyseenawakeinweeks.看我们需要的只是大家参与See?Allweneedisaminimumparticipation需要16个小孩of,uh.16kids.我的孩子你的Mykids,yourbaby,会计部的塞丽有三个Sallyinaccountinghasthree,人力资源部新来的那个有两个thatnewguyinhumanresourceshastwo我们的前台是门罗教♥徒♥andwehitthemotherlodewiththemormonreceptionist.她有六个刚好16Shejustpoppedoutnumber6.There.16.是15我妻子不会同意15.Mywifewon'tdoit.也许我能和她谈谈Well,maybeifItalkedtoher.不托儿所是不可能成功的No,mtellingyou,thisdaycarethingisanon-starter.弗兰甚至不让别人抱孩子Franwon'tevenletanyoneelseholdthebaby.难道她从来不休息几小时吗？Well,shewon'tjusttakesometimeoffforacoupleofhours?勒奈特如果不是我亲手剪断了脐带1.ynette,ifIhadn'tcutthatumbilicalcordwithmyowntwohands,他们现在还会连着Isweartheywouldstillbeattached.但如果你真的想试Butifyouwanttotry.去试吧Morepowertoyou.你!你♥他♥妈♥对我丈夫做了什公?You!Whatthehelldidyoudowithmyhusband?!请克制一下自己加布丽尔Pleaserestrainyourself,Gabrielle.你在上帝的房♥子里You'reinahouseofgod.告诉我他在哪里Tellmewhereheis!无处不在Everywhere,ofcourse.不是上帝是我的丈夫Notgod,myhusband.加布你在这里做什么？Gaby,whatareyoudoinghere?这个问题应该是我问你Iwasjustabouttoaskyouthesamething.你应该在温泉和我碰面Youweresupposedtomeetmeatthespa.我在帮玛丽修女IwasjusthelpingsisterMary起草募捐的书信withthemailingsforthefund-raiser.教堂要派传教士去博兹瓦那ThechurchisabouttosendareliefteamtoBotswana帮助旱灾灾民tohelpwiththedrought.这就是你的借口？That'syourexcuse?我们错过水中按♥摩♥Wemissedside-by-sidewatermassages.我可是提前几周才订到的位子Ihadtobookthemweeksinadvance.好吧你错过了按♥摩♥Okay,youmissedamassage.很不幸但在博兹瓦那很多人正在死去It'sunfortunate,buttherearepeopledyinginBotswana.如果你不收起那圣人般的表情Therearegoingtobepeopledyinginthischurch现在在教堂里就有人会死ifyoudon,twipethatpatronizinglookoffyourface!你有毛病吗？Whatisyourproblem?玛丽修女请让我们单独谈一会SisterMary,willyouexcuseus,please?当然Certainly.我们需要解决婚姻里的问题Wearesupposedtobeworkingonourmarriage,Carlos,但如果那个女人老是让你去butwecan'tdothataslongas担心那些饿死的孤儿ourladyOfperpetuaIstick-up-her-butt我们就没有办法处理hasyouworryingaboutthirstyorphans.我们关系紧张你竟然要怪玛丽修女？You'reblamingsisterMaryforthetensioninourmarriage?她想让我们争吵Shewantsusfighting.她想让你厌倦我Shewantsyoutogettiredofme然后她才能拥有你andwalkoutsoshecanhaveyoualltoherself.太离谱了她是个修女That'scrazy.She,sanun.她也许过着修行生活Shemaywearahabitandthebeads,但归根到底butattheendoftheday,她还是个女人就像我一样sheisstillawoman,justlikeme,而我清楚自己能做出什么andIknowwhatmcapableof.她是一个女人Sheisawoman.但她和你不一样Butsheisnothinglikeyou.卡洛斯你去哪里？CarIOs,whereareyougoing?卡洛斯！Carlos!你看上去很紧张加布丽尔Youlooktense,Gabrielle.也许你该考虑去做卜一按♥摩♥Perhapsyoushouldthinkaboutgettingamassage.嗨苏姗我是爱迪森你在吗？Hi,Susan,it'sAddison.Areyouthere?嗨嗨我在Hi.Hi,yeah,mhere.你在家真好Good.You'rehome.呃出什么事了？Uh-huh.What'sup?你说过想成为我生活的一部份？Youknowyouweresayingyouwantedtobepartofmylife?是的Yeah.我在警♥察♥局matthepolicestation.你得来把我保出去Ineedyoutocomebailmeout.勾引少女?你被捕是因为勾引少女？Solicitation?Youwerearrestedforsolicitation?这是个陷阱我是受害者Itwasentrapment.mthevictimhere.但你是和妓♥女♥在一起Butyouwerewithaprostitute.当然不是Apparentlynot.我问了她三次“你是警♥察♥吗?”Iaskedherthreetimes."areyouacop?"他们应该告诉你但她没说Theygottotellyou,butshedidn'tsay,boo.11这里是美国1thoughtthiswasamerica!爱迪森你刚因为买♥♥♥春♥被捕Addison,youjustgotcaughtpayingforsex.现在可不是为自己开脱的时候Nowisnotthetimetowrapyourselfintheflag.别那样看着我那不是我的错很抱歉Don'tgivemethatlook.Itwasn'tmyfault.msorry.试图招♥妓♥怎么不是你的错？Howistryingtopickupahookernotyourfault?我在店里在电脑前干活Iwasatthestore,Iwasworkingonmycomputer你知道那些广♥告♥吗andthen,youknow,theyhavetheseads?弹出在屏幕上问我想不想要一次Theypopuponthescreenandtheyaskifyouwantto热辣的约会haveahotdate.那让人很激动Well,itgetsafellowworkedup.你就不能回家和妻子做&hearts覆♥吗Can,tyoujustgohomeandhavesexwithyourwife像正常人那样likeanormalperson?她是一个68岁的老女人She'sa68-year-oldwoman.几年前她就不再和我做了Thatbellstoppedringingformeyearsago.上帝啊住口马上Oh,mygod.Stop.Rightnow.我会帮你付保释金mgonnagopaythisthing.那么我们结束了？SoamIoffthehooknow?什么？What?所谓的父女关系Thiswholefather-daughterthing,我们扯平了是不是？we'redone,right?礼拜四2点和我喝咖啡别迟到Thursday,coffeeat2.Beontime.别误解我的意思但你很傻Don'ttakethisthewrongway,butareyoudim?好吧我很不喜欢今天发生的事Okay,Ididn'texactlylovewhatIfoundoutaboutyoutoday,但我的目标是了解你而不是批判butthegoalwastolearn,nottojudge.我带咖啡来1bringthecoffee.你的咖啡会在我的胃上烧个洞Thatcrapyoumadeburntaholeinmystomach.这是汤达Thisistunde.他在旱灾中失去了双亲Helostbothhisparentstothisdrought事实上博兹瓦那几乎永远缺水Infact,waterisalwaysscarceinBotswana.水甚至可以代替货币流通Thenationalcurrencyiscalledthepulaorraindrop.你好加布丽尔什么吸引你来这里？Hello,Gabrielle.Whatbringsyouhere?我关心肯尼亚的干旱mconcernedaboutthedroughtinKenya.是博兹瓦那Botswana.是啊那你呢？Yeah,andyou?我是这趟行动的组织者Well,morganizingthisrelieftrip.我们一周内就出发Weleaveinaweek.一路顺风神父Well,bonvoyage,father.我自己并不去mnotgoingmyself.不得不考虑今年的财政情况Wehadtoscalebackourreliefeffortsthisyear.实际上我们不得不削减了人员的名额Weevenhadtocutafewoftheaidworkersfromthetrip.玛丽修女和格蕾特修女知道后很失望SisterMary,sisterGretaweresodisappointed.如果你能帮忙.Ifyoujustwanttohandsomeof.玛丽修女也要去？SisterMarywasgoingonthetrip?玛丽修女本来要去几个月Well,sisterMaryalwaysgoesforatleastafewmonths,但知道我们的预算紧张butwhenourfundingcameupshort,她自愿退出了shegraciouslyofferedtostepaside,她说这里也有很多上帝的任务需要做saidthere'splentyofgod'sworktodohere.谢谢你卡洛斯不客气Thankyou,Carlos.Appreciateit.她说得对Ibetshedid.神父你们缺多少钱？Howmuchcashareyoushort,father?我们计划建一座现代化的灌溉系统Weplantosetupamodernsystemofirrigation.抱歉打扰玛丽修女msorrytointerrupt,sisterMary,但我有事宣布butIhaveanannouncement.我刚收到一笔8000的捐助Ihavejustreceivedadonationof$8,000,因此玛丽修女和格蕾特修女whichmeansthatsisterMaryandsisterGreta能够参加博兹瓦那的援助之旅willbeabletojoinourrelieftriptoBotswana.这说明天使无处不在Itjustgoestoshowangelsareeverywhere.嘿我想见勒奈特斯加沃Hey.mheretosee1.ynetteScavo.嗨失陪嗨Oh,hi.Excuseme.Hi.我是勒奈特你一定是弗兰m1.ynette.YoumustbeFran.嗨艾德说你想和我谈谈Hi.Edsaidyouneededtotalktome.我不知道是什么事Icouldn'timagineaboutwhat.哦来我办公室吧Oh,well,comeoninmyoffice.你想要我的女儿参加托儿所？Youwantmetoputmydaughterindaycare?但我是个全职母亲Butmastay-at-homemom.我并不是要你不管她mnotsuggestingthatyousignherupforallday.可能只是午后的几个小时Maybejustacoupleofhoursintheafternoon.那不是很好吗