Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
绝望主妇前情提要PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives.你不带我去爸爸带你去You'renottakingme?-Dad'sgonnatakeyou勒奈特为新工作付出了代价1.ynette'snewjobcamewithaprice.如果这个指控成立我会被判8年Ifthischargesticks,Igetsentawayforeightyearsk洛斯为他的错误付出了代价AndCarlospaidforhismistakes.你爱威廉姆斯先生吗AreyouinlovewithMrWilliams?不No我想机器捕捉到了一些Ithinkthemachinepickeduponsomething我未曾察觉的东西thatIwasn'tawareof.布里察觉了WhileBreedetectedfeelings她未知的感觉she'dneverknown.你胆敢靠近她10步以内Youcomewithin10feetofher,我就报♥警♥抓你现在滚吧Iwillhaveyouarrested.Nowgetout.苏珊发现有的人Susandiscoveredsomething.扎克是你儿子对吗Zachisyourson,isn'the?距家过近Tooclosetohome.美景镇监狱的居民们Theresidentsofthefairviewcountyjail期待着每周的星期二lookedforwardtoeverytuesday.那是加布丽尔索利斯ThatwasthedaythatGabrielleSolis来探望她丈夫的日子Cametovisitherhusband.那些犯人们用自己的方式恭维着她Theinmateswentoutoftheirwaytogivehercompliments不管她喜不喜欢whethershewantedthemtoornot.每次探访这些恭维和赞美的力度Witheachvisit,theseaccoladesbecame与日俱增increasinglyinventive.不过加布丽尔丝毫不为所动Still,Gabriellewasnotflattered.事实上加布丽尔开始害怕这些特别的关注Infact,Gabriellestartedtodreadthisspecialattention.直到有一天当Untiloneday,when.我不认为夫妻探访是荒谬的要求Idon'tthinkaconjugalvisitissucharidiculousrequest索利斯太太所有的要求Withallduerespect,Mrs.Solis,能过了庭审取证阶段之后再说吗let,sjustgetthroughthediscoveryphasefirst,okay?我可等不了那么久ButIdon,tthinkIcanwaitthatlong.我在努力免除你丈夫的牢狱之灾Iamtryingtogetyourhusbandoutofjail.你希望我停下手边所有事情Doyouwantmetojuststopeverything来帮你搞定性需求吗soyoucanhaveabootycall?拜托我们可是合法夫妻Excuseme,wearehusbandandwife.我们做♥爰♥这是圣约WemakeloveItisaverysacredcovenant好吧我们要的不过是20分钟而已Okay,look,allweneedis20minutes.我说不行-你不能跟我说不行Isaidno-Youcan'ttellmeno你在为我工作Youworkforme你得实现我的需求Youwillmakeithappen你不能强迫我做任何事Youcan'tforcemetodoanything我不是你的女佣也不是你的园丁Iamnotyourmaidoryourgardener我能让你为此人狱Icanhaveyouarrestedforthat哦是吗那这样呢Oh,really?Andhowaboutforthis?你这个疯姨♥子♥Youcrazybitch!嘿向这位女士道歉Hey,apologizetothelady伙计你闯大祸了我可跟狱长一起玩高尔夫Bigmistake,pal.Iplaygolfwiththewarden.你会吃不了兜着走.You'regonnarot.你听见了道歉Youheardhim.Apologize.听着伙计们1.ook,fellas,我只是在做我该做的都是她的错Iamjusttryingtodomyjob.Thisisallherfault!如果不是她这么饥渴唤Ifsheweren,tsodamnhorny.ow!好吧好吧Allright!Allright!去啊Comeon,那一刻对加布里尔来说ItwasatthatmomentitoccurredtoGabrielle.道歉Apologize!是对她最好的恭维Thiswasthenicestcomplimentshehadeverreceived.紫藤郡里所有的Therewasonethingall上班族爸爸的共同点是thefathersonWisteria1.anehadincommon.在他们辛苦工作一天theycouldreturnhomefromaharddayswork回到那个被他们抛诸脑后的家时tothefamilythey'dleftbehind一点都不会为错过的珍贵家庭时光andnotfeelatallguilty而内疚自责aboutthepreciousmomentstheyhadmissed.可悲的是上班妈妈们的心情完全不同Sadly,thesamecouldnotbesaidfortheworkingmothers.嘿亲爱的我已经尽量拖长晚餐时间了Hey,honey,Ihelddinnerforaslongas1could.对他们来说这确实Itjustgot太晚了点toolateforthem.你不能给他们喝点咖啡什么的嘛Youcouldn'thavegiventhemcoffeeorsomething?我觉得我几乎要错过他们的成长了Ijustfeellikemmissingoutontheirlivesentirely嘿你坐下吃我会喂饱你Hey,yousit,eat,andIwillfillyouin别吃那个那个放了很久了Oh,don'teatthatThat,sbeensittingoutforhours.那是给玛百莉太太的That'sforMrs.Mulberry.这This.才是你的Isforyou不好意思你说谁msorry.Who?玛百莉太太Oh,Mrs.Mulberry帕克想象中的朋友Parkerhasanimaginaryfriend英国保姆Um,Britishnanny我想他真的是被欢乐满人间迷住了1thinkhereallylockedintothewhole"MaryPoppins"Thing那是他抱着雨伞睡的原因吗Isthatwhyhe'ssleepingwithanumbrella?他带着那东西一刻不离Hecarriesitwithhimeverywhere那简直是安全毯It,sasecurityblanket什么时侯开始的Whendidthisstart?我猜是一周前Aboutaweekago,Iguess.你不觉得有点怪吗Andyoudon'tfinditodd帕克的新保姆出现thatParker'snewnannymadeherappearance正好是我回去上班的时间rightatthetimeIwentbacktowork?孩子们都有想象中的朋友Kidshaveimaginaryfriends.没什么大不了It,snobigdeal如果想象的朋友是飞袋鼠或者巨型机器人llagreewithyoutoapoint,而不是一个替身妈妈的话whenthey'reflyingkangaroosorgiantrobots,我会同意你的意见notsurrogatemommies嘿Hey.帕克确实有点不适应Parkerishavingalittletroubleadjusting仅此而已That'sall很明显你也有点不适应Apparently,soareyou.亲爱的别过于敏感了Honey,don'tbesosensitive我希望你是对的Ihopeyou'reright恕我过于敏感Attheriskofsoundingtoosensitive,为什么给她的那一份比较大howcomeshegetsabiggerportion?就这样That'sit?是你说You'retheonewhosaid希望我们俩之间顺其自然youwantedthingstobecasualbetweenus我是说过Yeah,但我们也不必表现得像兄妹一般吧butthatdoesn'tmeanwehavetoactlikebrotherandsister.你给我买♥♥了肋排我想表达下感激而已1mean,youboughtmeribs1havegratitudetoexpress.怎么了What,swrong?我做不到Ican'tdothis顺其自然Thiscasualthing.这这很奇怪it's.it,sweird.不不不奇怪No!No!It'snot.我们只是要表现得We'rejustgonnapretend好像我们是第一次约会一般likeitwaswhenwefirststarteddating我们偶尔见见面Wejustseeeachotheroccasionally,直到扎克的事情解决为止youknow,untilwegettheZachthingresolved.是的我们放松点不要有负担Yeah,well,we,11justbeeasyaboutit.Nocommitments.当然除了有一点Except,ofcourse,我们俩都不许跟别人约会neitherofusisallowedtodateanybodyelse你看1.ook,I.我知道你对孔克的看法IknowhowyoufeelaboutZach我不怪你And,look,Idon'tblameyou.但他目前确实成了我们感情的包袱Buthe'spartofthepackagerightnow,你要么接受现实要么放弃我们的感情andeitheryoucanacceptthatoryoucan,t.不管怎么说Well,anyway.麦克等等Mike,wait!我接受Iaccept.你确定Areyousure?扎克是你儿子Zach'syourson.我也有朱莉AndIhaveJulie,你完全接受她andyou'vetotallyacceptedher.尽管她目前为止都是个模范孩子Imean,granted,she,sbeenthemodelchildsofar但她已经15岁了她随时可能不再听我话Butshe'salmost15.She'sgoingtoturnonmeanyminute.你最好能在我身边帮我Andyoubetterbetheretohelpmewhenitgetsugly我会的Iwill.晚安Goodnight.苏珊-怎么Uh,Susan?-Yeah?理论上说我们不必再顺其自然了Technically,wedon'thavetobecasualanymore我20秒内就能脱♥光♥Icanbenakedin20seconds包含了路上的时间Thatincludestraveltime.卡洛斯你能冷静点吗Carlos,willyoucalmdown?你挑起了一场监狱暴♥动♥Youincitedaprisonriot.那不是暴♥动♥Itwasn'tariot.最多混战Itwasmoreofamelee.现在谁来为我辩护Who,sgoingtodefendmenow?多伊尔了解我的案子Doyleknewmycase他认识法官-他叫我嫉♥子♥Heknewthejudge.-Hecalledmeabitch.那是不是因为你表现得像呢Well,wereyouactinglikeone?他拒绝为我申请夫妻探视Herefusedtohelpmegetaconjugalvisit.等等Holdit就因为你要做♥爱♥我的律师沦落到去做牵引治疗Mylawyer,sintractionbecauseyouwantedsex?不只是我是我们Notjustforme,forus.卡洛斯你或许没意识到Incaseyouhaven,tnoticed,Carlos,我们的婚姻岌岌可危ourmarriageisstillonshakyground.你觉得夫妻探视就能稳固它Andyouthoughtaconjugalvisitwouldfixit?至少不会破坏Itcouldn,thurt.自从你进r监狱我们就一直吵架Eversinceyou'vebeeninhere,allwedoisbicker我进来之前我们也吵我们一直这样That'sallweeverdidwhen1wasout.That'swhatwedo!没错但是那时我们吵完之后Yeah,butwhenwewouldfinisharguing,就会疯狂地做♥爱♥现在我们吵完WewouldhavethisgreatsexNowallwedoisfight,却没任何补救糟糟透了andthere'snopayoftanditsucks!你和我需要性♥爱♥YouandIneedtogetlaid!别对我指指点点Oh,don'tjudgeme会进来这儿的都不是什么好人You'renotinherebecauseyougotcaughthelpingthepoor.你看如果能有所期待See,we'dbeenjoyingthisargumentmore我们就会享受吵架的过程了ifwehadsomethingtolookforwardto.好吧去找那该死的律师Fine.Getthedamnlawyer快点搞定这个事Andmakeitquick.我当这个是个晚安吻Itakeitthatwasmygoodnightkiss乔治你是我很特别的朋友George,you'reaveryspecialfriend.你真的是但雷克斯刚过世4周Youare,butRexhasn'tbeendeadfourweeks,所以我觉得接吻soIthinkkissingonthelipsis.太快了furtherthanyouwanttogo没错希望你别介意Exactly.Ihopeyoudon'tmind.安德鲁你在做什么Andrew,whatareyoudoing?扔垃圾Takingoutthegarbage.当然你记得威廉姆斯先生OfcourseYourememberMr.Williams嗨安德鲁Hi,Andrew乔治George.已经很晚了那么Uh,well,it,sgettinglate,so.是啊什久时候再想出去吃饭就跟我说一声YeahSoletmeknowifyouwanttogoouttodinneragainsoon.还有好些新餐馆我想去试试呢There'sacouplenewrestaurantsdliketotry.我们最近已经在外面吃很多次了Youknow,we'vebeeneatingoutalotlately.不如你周五过来享用一顿家庭大餐吧Whydon'tyoucomeoverFridayforahome-cookedmeal?那样不错吧-我很期待Wouldn'tthatbenice?-Oh,Iwouldlovethat.那你还不走要干吗Soyouleavingorwhat?我们还没说完We'renotdonetalking她说了很晚了Shesaiditwasgettinglate.提醒你一下那是个喑示Incaseyoumissedthat,thatwasahint.安德鲁Andrew.那不是暗示Thatwasn'tahint.该走的时侯我自己会走llgowhenmready确实太晚了我很累所以Actually,itisgettinglate,andIamtiredso.看你现在听到这位女士说的了See?YouheardtheladyNow.走吧Takeoff.安德鲁Andrew.没事他可没那久厉害It,sokay.He,snotreallythattough.他知道我不会对孩子出手HeknowsIwouldneverhitachild.安德鲁Andrew!乔治George!住手你们两个马上Stopit,thetwoofyou,thisinstant!这原本是个美好的夜晚Thiswasaperfectlylovelyevening,我不能容忍♥这种行为Iwillnottoleratethiskindofbehavior.你们明白吗Doyouunderstand?好吧那Allright,then乔治周五晚餐见George,we'llseeyouFridayfordinner.我籽做鱼肉款待llbeservingfish.早上好伙计Hey,buddy.喂醒醒瞌睡虫帕克Hey,wakeup,sleepyhead.Parker早上好我的伙伴HiHiya,pal.在我上班前Hey,whatdoyousayyouandmegogetsomedonuts,一起用点甜甜圈如何啊okay,beforemommyhastogotowork?好不好来嘛来嘛快点快Yeah?ComeonComeon.ComeonComeon.好了Allright.早餐想吃什么果冻吗Sowhatdoyouthinkyou'regonnahave,huh?Jelly?我好想来个熊掌呢'CauseIthinkmgonnahaveabearclaw.停车Stop!我差点把玛百莉太太给落下了IforgotMrsMulberry你说什么What?哦呃反正现在有我陪着你Oh,um,well,sincemhere,也许她就可以在家里放松放松好不好maybeshecouldjustrelaxinthehouseforawhile,okay?不我就要她No,Ineedher!好吧Okay.你好啊玛百莉太太Hello,Mrs.Mulberry.别忘记系安全带Don'tforgettobuckleup我们出发Herewego.等等Wait!你忘了带上她的伞Youforgotherumbrella.帕克我们没多少时间了Well,Parker,wedon'thavetime不行No!她不能没有伞Sheneedsit喂你回来干嘛Hey,whatareyoustilldoinghere?帮帕克找伞mlookingforParker'sumbrella.你看到过它没有Haveyouseenit?不没看见抱歉No.Nope.Sorry喂亲爱的你得赶紧了Hey,honey,youbetterhurry上班要迟到了You'regonnabelateforwork谢谢提醒Thankyouforthat.我没能找到玛百莉太太的伞Icouldn'tfindMrs.Mulberry'sumbrella,索性就把她的遮阳帽拿来了soIbroughthersunhatinstead,将就一下吧allright?出发了Andherewego.伞在浴室里It'sintheshower你说什么What?玛百莉太太说她把伞落在浴室里了Mrs.Mulberrysayssheleftitintheshower.是吗在我去你房♥间翻箱倒柜之前Well,whydidn'tMrsMulberry玛百莉太太为什么volunteerthatinformation就没吱个声呢嗯beforeIturnedyourroomupsidedownlookingforit,hmm?你会回去帮她拿伞吗Areyougoingtogogetit?不会我才不要去拿那把该死的伞No,mnotgonnagetthedamnumbrella!对不起宝贝我不是冲你发飙msosorry,sweetieIamnotmadatyou.你要干吗Whatareyoudoing?我们不吃甜甜圈了Wedon'twantdonuts.安德鲁你不可以穿成那样就出门Andrew,youarenotleavingthehousedressedlikethat我只是去会会游泳俱乐部的朋友们mjustgoingtomeetsomeoftheguysattheswimclub.那也不行过来换上这件1don'tcare.Putthison一旦走出这个门Everytimeyouleavethishouse,你代表的是整个家族的形象yourepresentthisfamily,最起码你不能使家族蒙羞andtheleastyoucandoisnothumiliateus一件破T恤只是表象而已Arippedt-shirtisjustalook.那也是个不良的表象Yes,abadone你明晚没什么安排吧Ihopeyouhaven'tmadeplansfortomorrownight.如果你认为我会同那个药剂师一道晚餐1.ook,ifyouthinkmhavingdinnerwiththepharmacist,你肯定是疯了you'recrazy我邀请他来的原因之一Partofthereasonmhavinghimover也是希望你可以对他有所了解issothatyoucangettoknowhim.是吗但是我并不想要了解他Yeah,well,Idon'twanttogettoknowhim.宝贝你现在的感受很正常Honey,thefeelingsthatyou'rehavingareperfectlynormal.但是乔治并没有要取代你父亲的位置啊ButGeorgeisn'ttryingtotakeyourfather'splace他他只是我的个朋友而已He's.well,he'sjustafriend是吗你们俩只是朋友关系Really?Justafriend?也就是说你没打算和这家伙Soyou'renotplanningongettingmoreserious今后发展下去吗withthisguyinthefuture?我连想都没想过Youknow,Ihaven'teventhoughtaboutit我看穿你了你真是可悲You'resotransparent,it,spathetic你一边担心一件破T恤You'reworriedaboutarippedt-shirt会使家族蒙羞humiliatingthisfamily?却又一边在你丈夫的葬礼结束不到一个月Waittillpeopleseethatyou'redatingthetownnerd和镇上讨厌鬼约会静侯众人的反应lessthanamonthafteryourhusband'sfuneral我明晚七点准时开饭llbeservingdinnertomorrownightat7请务迟到Pleasedon'tbelate抱歉我已经另有安排了msorry,butIalreadyhaveplans.安德鲁你不是要去游泳俱乐部见朋友吗Andrew,don,tyouhaveameetattheswimclub?对那又怎么样Yeah,so?好像你自己并没有能力Doesn'titrequirealargeentrancefee,负担该俱乐部高额的入会费吧onethatyoucan'taffordbyyourself?你这是要挟我出席晚餐吗Areyoublackmailingmeintocomingtodinner?你不知道我会为每个座位安排费尽心机吧Oh,youdon'tknowthelengthsdgotoforevenseating梅尔这是你的吧Mayer,isthisyours?居然吹到我的院子里来了Blewintomyfrontyard对不起我正忙着帮麦克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