Elsbeth《奇思妙探（2024）》第一季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

哇这可真好吃Whoa,thisisyummy.不好意思Pardonme.你觉得怎么样先生Whatdoyouthink,sir?我一边咀嚼一边感觉自己AsIchewed,Ifeltmyself被带到了拉斯维加斯的自助餐厅beingwhiskedawaytoaVegasbuffet.爸爸Daddy.这是我的婚礼It'smywedding.事关我的名声所以不行Well,it'smyreputation,so,no.妈他又来了诺拉Mom,he,sdoingitagain.-Nora,今天可有不少事要做呢it'sbeenalongday.我们还没选餐桌布置呢Wehaven'tevengottentotablescapes.看来我真是个糟糕的父亲Isupposematerriblefatherfornotletting因为不肯让自己唯一女儿的特别日子myonlychild'sspecialday被不温不火的杂鱼汤和煮过头的海鳌虾毁掉beruinedbytepidbouillabaisseandover-blanchedIangoustines.你什么都不让我选Youwon,tletmepickanything.不是这样的你选了德里克Nottrue.YoupickedDerek.你撮合的Yousetusup.不用谢You'rewelcome.现在把一切都交给我吧Nowleaveeverythingtome.对于我的小女儿来说没有最好只有更好Nothing'stoogoodformylittlegirl.好吧可你不能掌控一切爸Well,youcan'tcontroleverything,Daddy.德里克和我要在婚宴上给你们一个惊喜DerekandIhaveasurprisetoshowyouforthereception.不绝对不行Uh.No,youdon't.妈阿什顿不管是什么Mom?-Ashton,justletherhavethisonething,这事就依她吧whateveritis.相信我们你会很喜欢的Trustus.You'regonnaloveit不会比这个更糟了Can'tbeworsethanthis.你好911吗Uh,hello?911?是的我需要帮助Yeah,Ineedhelp.因为我的舞池燃起来了Causemydancefloorisonfirerightnow.这个男入是谁他对我们的女儿做了什么Whoisthismanandwhathashedonetoourdaughter?他叫罗布HisnameisRob.我们在罗布闪客工作室We'reatFIashRobStudios.德里克帮他报税Derekdoeshistaxes.停下停下Oh,Stop,stop,stop.你们俩让我相信了爱情Youtwoaremakingmebelieveinlove.很好Yes.诺拉所有朋友的婚宴都请他帮忙AllofNora'sfriendsusedhimfortheirweddingreceptions.而她想和其他人一样吗Andshewantstobelikeeveryoneelse?绝对啊Desperately.她是她朋友中最晚结婚的She'sthelastinhergrouptogetmarried.所以她的婚礼必须是最好的Whichiswhyhersmustbethebest.有人看到我的心了吗因为你们俩Hasanyoneseenmyheart?Causeyoutwo把我的心偷走了havejustcompletelystolenit.拜托了Comeon.Huh?很好对吗Yeah.Right?看吧See?我们很棒的Weweregreat.就像弗雷德和威尔玛样1.ikeFredandWilma.但爸ButDaddy,我觉得德里克需要IthinkDerekneeds一块更好的手表来完成这个动作abetterwatchforthatmove.就交给你♥爸♥吧亲爰的Yourfatherisonit,honey.我一个人在这儿很孤单Uh,mlonelyouthereallbymyself.妈妈在哪里Where'sMom?来吧Comeon.现在吗Rightnow?我有件事Thereissomething想和你谈谈Iwantedtotalktoyouabout.诺拉和我收到了一个叫莱斯特威尔克斯的人Uh,NoraandCreceivedaweddinggift送的结婚礼物fromsomeonenamed1.esterWilkes?嘘我们稍后再聊这件事ShhWe1Ildiscussitlater.好的Oh.Okay.如果这个家庭要跳舞Ifthisfamilyisgoingtodance,那一定要跳得潇洒it'sgottobedonewithpanache.是的我同意Yes.Iagree.所以你们随时都可以在我的工作室Thatiswhyyoucanallusemystudiotopractice练习好吗wheneveryoulike,okay?密♥码♥是1-2-3-1-2-3Thecodeis,uh,1-2-3-1-2-3.你们随时都能跳着华尔兹舞进来Youcanwaltzinanytime.我提到的那个人ThatmanImentioned,莱斯特威尔克斯有前科的1.esterWilkes,hascriminalties.他被联邦起诉了He,sunderfederalindictment.你跟诺拉说了你的顾虑吗没有DidyoutellNorayourconcerns?-No.我觉得我应该先告诉你IthoughtIshouldtellyoufirst.我们要把礼物退回去Uh,we'rereturningthegift.与罪犯有联♥系♥可不利于生意Consortingwithcriminalsisn,tgoodforbusiness.你这就错正是如此Well,that,swhereyou'rewrong.Itis.你告诉我这件事Uh.mrelieved我就放心了德里克youbroughtthistome,Derek.你的勤奋和谨慎Itshowsthediligenceanddiscretion使你成为公&hearts洞♥的宝贵财富thathavemadeyouanassetatthefirm,很快也会成为家族的宝贵财富and,soontobe,thefamily.莱斯特威尔克斯是一个客户1.esterWilkesisaclient.他不在账本上He'snotinthebooks.还有其他账本还有其他客户Oh,thereareotherbooks.Withotherclients.我们的公♥司♥是一家独一无二的公♥司♥Oursisanexclusivefirm拥有强大的高净值客户群withapowerful,high-net-worthclientele.有些人可能会给其中一些人贴上坏人的标签Somemaylabelasubsetoftheseindividuals"bad,"或用你说的罪犯这个词orthewordyouused,"criminal."但这些人需要我这样的人Butthesepeopleneedsomebodylikeme,因为我提供了他们最渴望的东西becauseIprovidewhattheymostdesire.财富管理和投资服务吗Wealthmanagementandinvestmentservices?是合法和体面的表象TheappearanceOflegitimacyandrespectability.我们帮助他们增加资产Wehelpthemgrowtheirassets避免任何不必要的困难比如纳税andavoidanyunduehardships,likepayingtheirtaxes.作为InI报公♥司♥会从他们的不义之财中Inreturn,thefirmreceivesamonumentalshare分得一大笔钱oftheirill-gottengains,然后我们再把钱投资到偏远的避税天堂whichwetheninvestinremote,tax-friendlyhavens.你即将联姻的这个家庭Thisfamilythatyou'remarryinginto看似富裕但事实上说得不好听一点mayseemwell-off,butweare,infact,我们是又脏又臭的forlackofabetterterm,暴发户dirty,stinkingrich.而我们会一直如此只要Andwillremainsoaslongas.你明智的投资Youinvestwisely.嗯Yeah,uh.保持谨慎Discretionismaintained.这块手表已经传承了几代人Thiswatchhasbeenpasseddownforgenerations.因为有些东西就像秘密一样是不能外传的Becausesomethings,likesecrets,stayinthefamily.我相信你Itrustthatyou会尊重这传统willhonorthattradition.事实上算了Actually,youknow,f-forgetit.你可能会享受更简单的生活Y-You'dprobablyenjoyasimplerlife.谢谢你Thankyou.爸爸.Dad.记住谨慎Remember:discretion.始终如此Always.沃巴克斯老爹来了DaddyWarbucksinthehouse!你偷客户的退税款吗Youstealingclients'taxrefunds?怎么有这么多钱How'dyougetsoflush?看我切钞票奶酪呢宝贝儿Shreddingcheddar,baby.你得了Stop.停手吧他们会把我们赶出去的Stop.They'regonnakickusout.他们动不了我我根子硬的很Theycan'ttouchme.Irolldeep.硬汉Toughguys.危险人物Dangerousguys.嗨德里克Hi,Derek.我是卡普里你准备好参加私人派对了吗mCapri.Areyoureadyforyourprivateparty?当然了Hellyeah!怎么样Well?等等找一下我的笔记Holdon.Findingmynotes.笔记Notes?我看看哈1.et'ssee.德里克说他有不能告诉我的秘密Dereksaidhehadsecretshecouldn'ttellme.但然后他说Butthenhesaid他看人很准他可以信任我he'sagoodjudgeofcharacterandthathecouldtrustme.他说他在新家庭里淘到了金子Hesaidhestruckgoldwithhisnewfamily.我猜那就是你吧Ipresumethat'syou?所以恭喜你是金子Socongrats,you,regolden.还有关于秘密客户Somethingaboutsecretclients,两套账本的事twosetsofbooks.噢还有一个叫希尔克斯的人Oh,andsomeguynamedSilks.等等自动更正了Wait.Autocorrect.是威尔克斯Wilkes.他还说别的了吗Didhesayanythingelse?开曼群岛CaymanIslands?噢他从没碰过我Oh,andhenevertouchedme.真是个可爱的家伙就这样吧Reallysweetguy-Oh.-That'llbeall.好的Okay.恭喜你们就要举♥行♥婚礼了Well,congratsonyourwedding.我听说是在乡村俱乐部举办听起来不错Iheardit'satacountryclub.Soundsnice.当我把手表给他时就看出来他很激动了IcouldtellhewastooexcitedwhenIgavehimthewatch.还好你检有了It'sgoodthatyouchecked.好吧Well,我只能这么做了IknowwhatIhavetodo.不要告诉我这些可怕的细节Keepthegrislydetailstoyourself.天啊可怜的诺拉God,poorNora.我们得取消婚礼了We'llhavetocancelthewedding.想都别想Notonyourlife.阿什顿Ashton.她可以承受失去丈夫的痛苦Shecanhandlelosingahusband,但她永远无法从取消婚礼中恢复过来butshewouldneverrecoverfromacanceledwedding.尤其是在你付出了这么多之后Especiallyafteralltheworkyou'veputin.人们期待着一场阿什顿海耶斯家的盛宴PeopleareexpectinganAshtonHayesextravaganza,所以上帝保佑海耶斯一家会让他们见识到的sobyGod,theHayeseswillhavetheirday.准备好了吗心肝宝贝Ready,sweetheart?谢谢你爸爸太完美了Thankyou,Daddy.It'sperfect最好是Itbetterbe.德里克嘿Derek.-Hey!爸Dad.为好哥们准备的啤洒Brewskisforthebroskis.就这点酒你不至于吧Oh,youcandobetterthanthat.不错Yeah.给把我的也喝了吧Here.Havemine.好哥们Broski.所以So,感觉不错吧wasitfun?棒极了Amazing.人们会谈论这个夜晚Peoplearegonnatalkaboutthisnight.直到永远forever.我毫不怀疑Ihavenodoubt.我们去兜兜风吧1.et'stakearide.全速前进爸PedaltothemetabDad.这就对了Hereyougo.闭嘴Shutup.这样Here.这会让你保持安静Thiswillhelpyoustayquiet.你为什么就不能闭上你的大嘴巴呢Whycouldn'tyoujustkeepyourmouthshut?佩戴这块手表的可敬之人不胜枚举Alonglineofhonorablemenworethiswatch.而你却用那面目可憎的舞蹈亵渎了它Andyoudesecrateitwiththatabominationofadance.来人啊Help!救命啊Help!你发现他的吗海耶斯先生Youfoundhim,Mr.Hayes?我们父子俩打算在外面喝一杯为今晚画上Weweregoingtohaveafather/sondrinkoutside一个圆♥满♥的句号♥tocaptheevening.我听到了撞击声1.heardacrashand.我还是不敢相信Istillcan'tbelievethis.嗨Hi.抱歉我喜欢甜食Sorry.Sweettooth.你在哪儿Wheredidyouf.算了Nevermind.你看到他上车了吗Didyouseehimgetinthecart?没有我我很抱歉No,Uh,I'm-msorry.那个蛋糕放了好几个小时Thatcakehasbeensittingoutforhours.已经错过最佳品尝时间rIt'swellpastitsprime.但还是很好吃啊Oh,butit,sstilldelicious.不不好吃了No,it'snot.先生我们真的应该不没事的Sir,weshouldreallyc.No,it'sokay.晚上不应该摄取太多糖分他是对的Toomuchsugaratnight.He'sright.所以So,醉酒的新郎把高尔夫球车thedrunkgroomdrovehisgolfcart开进了12号♥洞的水障碍池塘intoawaterhazardonthe12thhole.他淹死了Hedrowned.太糟糕了That'sterrible.婚礼看起来是这么的美好Anditseemslikesuchabeautifulwedding.我的婚礼就完全不是这样的Minewasnothinglikethis.我的婚礼上褶皱裤子和蚊子更多Ithadwaymorepleatedpantsandmosquitos.你结婚了你结婚了You'remarried?-You'remarried?是吗Iam?噢不Oh.No.我的天啊你吓着我了Oh,myGod,youscaredme.不不是的我离婚了No,no,mdivorced.来了Hereweare.我为明天的早午餐准备rIhadthesemadefresh这些新鲜的食物可惜现在已经取消了fortomorrow'ssadlynow-canceledbrunch.这根本说不通啊Itdoesn'tmakeanysense.德里克从不在晚上开车Dereknevereverdroveatnight.为什么Whynot?因为他那愚蠢的散光Dumbastigmatism.人们在婚礼上会做蠢事Peopledostupidthingsatweddings,而且他喝的烂醉andhewassodrunk.他们发现一个啤酒瓶Th-theyfounda-abeerbottle,对吧isthatcorrect?Mm-hmm.可他讨厌啤酒Buthehatesbeer.他经常喝呀Hedrankitallthetime.是因为是你给他喝的Yeah,becauseyou'doffer.你是他老板You'rehisboss.曾经是Or.were.嗨E1.SBETH:Hi.海耶斯先生我是埃尔丝白塔肖尼Mr.Hayes.mElsbethTascioni.我是监管警♥察♥的警♥察♥mthepolicepolice.什么玩意儿Thewhat?不重要Uh,nevermind.您二位一起工作是的是的So,youtwoworkedtogether?Yes,yes.德里克是我最好的初级会计师Derekwasmybestjunioraccountant.太可怕了我It'ssohorrible.I-1,um.我永远没机会真正了解我女婿了mnevergonnagettoreallyknowmyson-in-law.如果他是你最好的初级会计师Well,youmusthaveknownhimprettywell那你肯定很了解他ifhewasyourbestjunioraccountant.知人知面不知心嘛Well,howwellcananyoneknowanyone?其实能知道不少的Prettywell,actually.你说是就是吧是的Agreetodisagree.Agreed.我我只希望婚礼的美好之处能多到Uh,I,uh,Ionlyhopethattheweddingwassobeautiful让人们记住的不仅仅是这场无谓的悲剧thatpeoplerememberthatmorethanthissenselesstragedy.不好意思失陪了Now,ifyou'llexcuseus.走吧宝贝1.et'sgo,baby.蛮怪的对吧Thatwasweird.Right?为什么会希望人们忘记新郎惨死呢Whywouldyouhopepeopleforgetthegroom'stragicdeath?因为太令人沮丧了Causeit'sdepressingashell?额滴神好好吃哦Holycow,thisisgood.没什么比熟食店更好吃的了WAGNER:Nothingbeatsdeli.很不错的传统放松方式GoodoldZ-Z's.Mm-hmm什么事啊警监So,what'sup,Cap?你什么意思Whatdoyoumean?你叫我进来不会就Youdon'toftencallmein坐下来喝杯咖啡吃甜甜圈的所以foracoffeeanddoughnutsit-down,so.这个Well.塞莱塔诺这个事越闹越大ThisCeletanothingisheatingup.我得泼盆冷水浇一浇Ineedtothrowsomewateronit.你得把手上所有关于弗莱尔的资料都给我又来YouneedtogivemeeverythingyouhaveonFlairAll.Thisagain?我跟你说我处理好了mtellingyou,Ihandledit.没事的也许是但是It,sallgood.Whoa.Well,maybeso,but-等等什么叫也许是Waitaminute,whatdoyoumeanmaybeso?你觉得我没处理好不是Youdon'tthinkIdid?No,it'snotthat.我只是想亲自了解详情Ijustwanttodigintothedetailsmyself.都过一遍Thingsflyacrossmydesk.也许我对这份工手放的太松了Maybemtoohands-offinthisjob.如果你质疑我的Well,look,ifyou,resecond-guessing办案方式thewayIhandlemycases.Aw.办案方式thewayIhandlemycases.Aw.那也许我们应该换一下.thenmaybeweshouldswitch.我可以在Icouldspendmydays那张漂亮的皮椅上坐一整天sittinginthatniceleatherchairthere.是Yeah,well,这份工作也有缺点thisjobhasdrawbacks.我应该不会介意Idon'tthinkIwouldhaveminded.是嘛Isthatright?我都不知道你有兴趣Ididn'trealizeyouwereinterested.我对什么感兴趣不重要Myinterestdidn'tmatter.当权者从来都不想要我Thepowersthatbeneverwantedme.当权者从来都不想要我Thepowersthatbeneverwantedme.你符合他们对这个位置人选特质的设想Youfillthechairthewaytheywantedtofillthechair.等下Justwaitasecond.你是说我不够格YousayingIwasn'tqualified?没我可没这么说No,mnotsayingthatatall.没人比你更有资格我真心的Noonewasmorequalifiedthanyou,Imeanthat.真的你应得的Really.Youearnedit.谢谢Thankyou.但其实我们俩都应得拜托Butwebothearnedit,actually.Imean,comeon.我们都知道外界看法Weknowtheoptics.你能怎么办文化要求对吧Whatareyougonnado?Culture,right?戴夫这是Dave,thisis-早上好啊先生们E1.SBETH:Goodmorning,gentlemen.早上好啊先生们E1.SBETH:Goodmorning,gentlemeh.现在不合适是吗Isthisabadtime?甜甜圈Ooh,doughnuts.没事反正我咖啡已经凉了No,mycoffeewascold,anyway.而且我得去再检查点事AndI'vegottogodouble-checksomethings.等下我要办个E1.SBETH:Oh,wait,um,Iamhaving乔迁派对ahousewarmingparty.请把克劳迪娅也请来PleaseinviteClaudia,too.她会提高聚会档次Shewillclassupthejoint.谢谢塔肖尼女士到时候看Thankyou,Ms.Tascioni.llsee.麻烦Please.出去时候带上门closethedoorbehindyou.看起来是起明显的事故DONNE1.1.Y:1.ookslikeaclear-cutaccident.人们在婚礼上就是会做傻事Peopledoingstupidstuffatawedding.就比如办婚礼本身1.ikehavingthem.抱歉离婚闹得很难看Sorry.Baddivorce.抱歉Oh,msorry.我觉得这不像是意外Yeah,notsosureaboutthisbeinganaccident.法医报告MEreport.眼内膜有点状出血"Petechialhemorrhagesintheliningoftheeyes.血液中二氧化碳含量过高"Highlevelsofcarbondioxideintheblood.肺部未发现有水Nowaterfoundinthelungs."德里克不是淹死的他是窒息死的Derekdidn'tdrown.Hesuffocated.窒息BOTH:Suffocated?Mm-hmm.外伤方面有什么发现吗Whafdtheyfindinthewayoftrauma?有捆绑痕迹吗Werethereligaturemarks?没没外伤No.Notrauma.没有任何物理上阻止他呼吸的迹象Nosignanythingphysicallystoppedhisbreathing.他总不是自己把自己憋死的吧Well,hedidn'tholdhisownbreath.这啤酒瓶卡挺死啊E1.SBETH:Ooh,thisbeerbottleisreallystuck.天Wha-Oh,God.诺拉说Norasaidthat.德里克甚至都不喜欢啤酒Derekdidn'tevenlikebeer.Huh.说到啤酒Oh!Speakingofbeer.我相信八卦已经传到你们耳朵里了msurethatthegossiphasalreadyreachedyou,但是真的butit'strue.Oh.我要办个乔迁派对mhavingahousewarmingparty.我买♥♥了套房♥现在我是纽约客啦Iboughtaplace.maNewYorker.你绝对不是Youmostcertainlyarenot嘿恭喜Hey,congratulations.谢啦是BYOB形式Thanks.It'sBYOB.自带烈酒起泡酒手鼓Bringyourownbooze,bubbles,bongos.最后这个B是什么都行The"Boisflexible.很期待你这个字母派对Well,mreallypsychedaboutyouralphabetparty,但现在我认为应该去见见海耶斯一家butrightnowIthinkweshouldgoseetheHayesfamily.B代表棒极了别这样Bfor"brilliant."Don'tdothat.很遗憾我们目前不能确定Unfortunately,wecan'tsignoff这是否就是意外onitbeinganaccidentatthistime.但确实是意外啊不是吗Butitwasanaccident,right?当然是了Ofcourseitwas.我们需要摄像师的名字KAYA:Weneedthenameofthevideographer,这样就能看下婚礼招待宴录像rsowecantakealookatthefootagefromthereception.我们没请Wedidn'thaveone.我们只拍了婚礼前的照片Weonlydidpre-ceremonyphotos.太遗憾了Oh,that'stoobad.那么惊艳的婚礼竟然没有照片或者视频Nopicturesorvideosofthatstunningwedding?我不希望我的客人被摄像机怒脸拍Idon'twantmyguestshavingcamerasshovedintheirfaces.又不是金球奖Itwasn'ttheGoldenGlobes.我们要看下客人名单Well,we,regonnaneedtoseetheguestlist.那需要点时间有300多位客人呢Well,that'lltakesometime.Therewereover300guests.诺拉你朋友很多哎Oh,wow.Nora,that'salotoffriends.大部分都是爸爸的朋友和客户Well,theyweremostlyDaddy'sfriendsandclients.现在我就是个又老又恶心的寡妇还没有朋友Andnowmanold,grosswidowwithnofriends因为我朋友都很差劲'causemyfriendsallsuck.诺拉不是Nora.0h,no.真可惜没有摄像机Toobadtherewerenocameras.当然肯定有Ofcourse,there'ssuretobe手♥机♥录像吧cellphonefootage.可能有Possibly.太好了看看这些Great.Ooh,lookatthose.看她多可爰呀Aw,lookhowcutesheis.我天:Oh,mygoodness.这个是你吗Isthisyou?是我在耶鲁大学的青春时光Ah,yes.MysaladdaysatYale.你是拉拉队的是Youwereacheerleader?Oh,yeah.一点都不好玩There'snothingfunnyaboutthat.乔治w布♥什♥也是如此SowasGeorgeW.Bush.当然我父亲Ofcourse,myfather和祖父并不大满意andgrandfatherwerenonetoothrilled.家长真的Oh.Parentscanbe很难取悦呢veryhardtoplease.德里克他是你最好的初级会计师So,Derek,hewasyourbestjunioraccountant?他很优秀也很可靠Hewasgoodandtrustworthy,在财富管理业务中尤为重要especiallyimportantinthewealthmanagementbusiness.如果没别的事嘿巧了Well,now,ifthere'snothingelse-Hey,youknowwhat?我也需要人帮忙理财Ineedtogetmyfinancesinshape.我刚买♥♥了套公♥寓♥Ijustboughtanapartment,andm.你们介意吗Oh,oh.doyouguysmind?我很爱你们二位Iloveyoubothsomuch,但这有点涉及到私事了butthismightgetalittlepersonal.我们去外面等We,llbeoutside.不好意思怎么称呼Excuseme,Miss.我忘了Uh,itescapedme.埃尔丝白塔肖尼Oh.ElsbethTascioni.埃尔斯贝特苏格兰人Elsbet.Oh,Scottish.不是埃尔丝白No,Elsbeth.你应该听听我说:Youshouldhearme海耶斯家房♥子这句话tryingtosaythe"Hayeseseseshouse.,塔肖尼女士我觉得Ms.Tascioni,uh,Idoubtthat以警♥察♥的薪水很难从我的服务中收益youwouldbenefitfrommyservicesonapolicesalary.不是的Oh.Oh,no.其实我是个非常成功的律师veactuallybeenaverysuccessfullawyer.警♥察♥这档子事是新接的Oh.Thispolicestuffisnew.但事实证明Butitturnsout,我很擅长破谋杀案Iamverygoodat