Invincible《无敌少侠（2021）》第二季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
前情提要把无敌少侠带到这里BringInvinciblehere.他是扭转这场战争局势的关键Heisthekeytoturningthetideofthiswar.我心里还是放不下瑞克的事mkindofstillscrewedupaboutwhathappenedtoRick.我甚至都不知道诺兰是否还活着Ididn'tevenknowifNormanwasalive.现在他让另一个星球变成了废墟他跟别人生的儿子就坐在我的房房♥里Nowhe,sleftanotherplanetinruinsandhisnewkidissittinginmykitchen.真正的若斯利文斯顿被它们附身了TheypossessedtherealRus1.ivingston,而且它们有能力附身上百万个人类andthey'recapableofpossessingamillionmoreofus.可能会有很多人受伤Alotofpeoplecouldgethurt.只要安全回来就好Justcomebacksafe.马克好好看看我的书Readmybooks,Mark.快死吧你们这些王八蛋Diefast,assholes!乌贼犬太多了！There'stoomany!靠过来！Getclose!不伊芙！No,no,no,no!Eve!该死的Fuck!真勇敢Sobrave.但最终活下来的是勇敢的人呢Butisitthebravemanwhosurvives?还是那个耐心等待对手Orisittheonewhowaits因受伤变得太虚弱而无力还手的人呢？untilhisopponentistooinjuredtofight?动手吧你这个混♥蛋♥Justdoit,youprick.护卫队员保护他们！Guardians!Protectthem!醒醒呀伊芙站起来！Comeon,Eve.Getup!鲁迪！Rudy!快完成了Almostdone.不管你们在谋划什公一定会失败Whateveryouareplanning,itwillfail.你们本来可以当有用的仆人Youcouldhavebeenusefulservants.现在我们只好赐你们一死了Wewillgrantyoudeathinstead.它们数量太多了！There'stoomanyof'em!绝不能放弃！Wecan'tgiveup!不好了Oh,no.下面小心！1.ookoutbelow!我不如伊芙强大mnotasstrongasEve,但我还是能阻隔它们几分钟的butIcankeepthemawayforafewminutes.我就只需要几分钟AfewminutesisallIneed.好痒Ittickles.你打算怎么做？Whatareyougonnado?变形人史密斯？Shapesmith?请快一点！Pleasehurry!鲁迪？Rudy?搞定Done!告诉他们得找个人Tellthemsomeonehasto.拿着这个靠近若斯按下按钮GetthisclosetoRusandthenpressthebutton!有人愿意吗?请快一点！Anyone7Pleasehurry!Someone.有人吗?快来人呀给我！-Anyone!-Giveittome!我来I'lldoit.你敢？Howdareyou!别闹了！Stopit!我比你更强更快这你很清楚mstrongerandfasterthanyou,andyouknowit!不能失败Don'tfail.掩护我Coverme.不不要啊!不!-坚持住！Oh,no,no!Don't-Holdon!我们快完成了！We'realmostthere!不要！No,no.No.不要!-变形人史密斯！No,no,no,no,no!-Shapesmith?!我阻止不了它们！Ican't.keepthem.接住了！Gotyou!好!太好了!我们成功了！Yes!Hellyes!Wedidit!是吗？Didyou?我们警告过你们的我们十分强大Wetoldyouweweretoopowerful.它们正在醒过来They'rewakingup!或许这玩意还剩了一点电？Maybethere'ssomejuiceleftinthisthing?可能性不大That'sabigmaybe.无敌少侠！Invincible!趁现在！Now!你还好吗？Youokay?还好Yeah.很高兴我恢复了神智Justhappytobemeagain.万岁!棒棒哒我们得赶紧溜了Yes,hooray.Tenoutoften.Weneedtogonow.我在哪里？whereamI?我们稍后再解释We'llexplainlater.护卫队员已经死了TheGuardiansaredead.他们死得很惨They'resodeadthey'vemadequitethemess把你这宝贵的导弹小基地弄得脏兮兮的ofyourpreciouslittlemissilebase.我想你的地板再也不能清洗干净了mnotsureyou'llevergetthefloorscleanagain.同意我的要求我就考虑不毁掉你们半个国家！AgreetomydemandsandIwillconsidernotdestroyinghalfofthenation.操！Fuck.没想到呀Well,看看这个勇敢的小战上lookatthisbravelittlesoldier.看起来丢广大脑Seemslikethelossofyourbrain对你造成的伤害并没有我预期的那久严重hasn'thurtyouasmuchasonewouldexpect天啊真让人难过-闭嘴Howsad.-Shutup.Shutup.或许你蠢到无法意识到这一点.闭嘴Perhapsyou'retoostupidtorealizethis,-Shutup.但你本来应该已经死了!-我说butyou'resupposedtobedead.-1said闭嘴！shutup!饶命Please!饶命！Oh,please!你♥他♥妈♥的居然对着我的脑袋开枪！can'tbelieveyoushotmeinthefuckinghead!先生！Sir?你没事吧？Areyouallright?你们为什么Whywouldyou.这个问题很奇怪That'saweirdquestion.我很好mfine.好得很Totallygood.再好不过了？Neverbetter?你们是了解我的Youknowme!我就是mpractically.无敌少侠我们得马上把他送进手术室拿担架过来！Weneedtogetthisguytoan0.R.now.Getastretcheroverhere!天呐！Jesus.我再也不吃寿司了Ugh.Nevergonnaeatsushiagain.机库就在那边！Uh,uh,thehangar'sthroughthere!站住！Halt!你们把我们从乌贼犬手中救了出来为此我们深表感激Yousavedusfromthesequids,andforthatwearegrateful.不客气Yeah,you'rewelcome.听着我们得走了Uh,look,wegottogo.但我们不能让你们把大背叛者带走Butwecannotpermityoutoleavewiththegreatbetrayer.我？Me?这一切全都怪你Thisisallyourdoing.你必须留在这里接受惩罚Youmustremainhereforpunishment.什么样的惩罚？Whatkindofpunishment?死刑Death.我明白了Iunderstand.快跑!快一点！Go,go,go,go!Faster!Faster!这已经是最快的速度了！Thisisasfastasitgoes.发射是要按哪个按钮？-我不知道！Whichbuttonfiresback?!-1don'tknow!我只坐过这种飞船一次veonlybeeninsideoneoftheseonce!我那时还是个孩子而且是参加学校旅行！WhenIwasakid!Itwasaschooltrip!打开气闸舱Opentheairlock.对不起！Sorry!真是神乎其技！That.wasamazing!谢谢夸奖Thanks.Yeah,那个你也知道的我.well,youknow,I.我是最厉害的人训练出来的对吧？Itrainedwiththebest.我.I.干得好Goodwork.谢谢你也是Thanks.Youtoo.你还好吗?你看起来有点.受惊了Youokay?Youseemalittle.shook.我的大脑受乌贼犬控制时的体验让人非常不舒服Itwas.unpleasanthavingmymindundersequidcontrol.不♥穿♥盔甲也让我极其紧张Andbeingoutofmyarmorwasextremelystressful.那是当然的刚才的事简直疯了Noshit.Thatwholethingwasinsane.幸好我这次能够控制自己的恐惧反应Thankfully,Iwasabletocontrolmyfearresponsethistime.我改变了自己Ichangedmyself.解决了问题Fixedaproblem.我可以做同样的事来.Icandothesamefor.别Don't.但这完全可能我说了“别”Butitjustmakessenseto.-1saiddon,t.抱歉我不是有意msorry.Ididn'tmeanto.好吧Allright.我来给你换尿布你可别再尿到我身上了1.et'sseeifwecandothiswithoutyoupeeingonmeagain.谢谢你的通知西塞尔我很高兴马克和其他人都平安无事Thankyoufortheupdate,Cecil.mgladMarkandtheothersaresafe.但是你就别兜圈子了Butlet'sbehonest你来这里并不只是为了这事that'snottheonlyreasonyou'rehere.全球防御局有一整个部门专门负责照顾超级英雄的孩子TheGDAhasanentiredepartmentdedicatedtosuperherochildren.对一个绝密的政♥府♥实验室最适合孩子的成长了Right.Becauseatopsecretgovernmentlabistheperfectplacetoraiseachild.我们会在天花板上画上云朵Wepaintcloudsontheceiling.听我说诺兰让你经受了那一切1.ook,aftereverythingNolanputyouthrough,没有人指望你会抚养他的孩子nooneexpectsyoutoraisehiskid.让我们帮忙吧1.etushelp.妈妈Mama!亲爰的你的妈妈在很远的地方而你♥爸♥爸Oh,sweetie.Yourmomisfar,faraway.Andyourdad.西塞尔事实上这无关诺兰或我Thetruthis,Cecil,thisisn'taboutNolanorme.这是为了马克lt,saboutMark.这孩子是马克的弟弟ThischildisMark'sbrother.他唯一的兄弟Hisonlybrother.所以他也是我的家人-黛比Whichmakeshimfamilytome,too.-Debbie.而且让我提醒你是我把马克抚养成人的他刚刚拯救了世界AndletmeremindyouthatIraisedMark,whojustsavedtheworld.再一次Again.所以我完全有能力抚养这孩子Iammorethanqualifiedtodothis.我说得对不对？Isn'tthatright?好吧你赢了Allright.Youwin.但如果你需要我们我们随传随到Butwe,rehereifyouneedus.另外我希望能够随时r解情况AndIexpecttobekeptintheloop.现在是小睡时间Mm.It,snaptime.美国五角大楼欢迎回来利文斯顿舰长Welcomeback,Captain1.ivingston.我可以回家吗？CanIgohome?我只想回家Ijustwanttogohome.乌贼犬不睡觉Sequidsdon,tsleep.它们从来都不让我睡觉Theyneverletmesleep.我需要一整盒棉签mgonnaneedanentireboxofQ-tips才能把耳朵里乌贼犬的粘液掏干净togetallthatsequidslimeoutofmyears.你算走运了只是进了一点You'reluckyyouonlygotsomeinyour.ears.很棒奥利弗Goodjob,Oliver.奥利弗？.马克！Oliver?-Mark.哥哥！Brah-brah.哥哥！Brah-brah.你用爷爷的名字给他起名？YounamedhimafterGrandpa?他需要一个真正的名字不能总叫他“诺兰的外星宝宝”Well,heneededanactualnamebesidesNolan'sAlienBaby.这名字很好That'sgood.我喜欢Ilikeit.分身人凯特是一位无所畏惧的勇士KateChawasafearlesswarrior.尽管她的超能力来自于家族诅咒Thoughherpowerscamefromafamilycurse,但她相信那是上天的礼物shebelievedtheywereagift让她能帮助身边的人tohelpthosearoundher.这才是凯特真正的力量ThatwasKate,srealpower.她那坚定不移的信念.Herunwaveringbelief.相信这个世界是美好的.thatthisworldisgood,即使是在凯特一次又一次地遭受敌人屠♥杀♥时evenwhenitkilledheroverandoverandoveragain.她也从未放弃过这个信念Kateneverstoppedbelievingthat.她还鼓励我拥抱同样的信念Andencouragedmetodothesame.分身人凯特是志同道合的朋友KateChawasakindredsoul.葬礼Itwasa.葬礼很感人itwasabeautifulservice.我很庆幸没有下雨mgladitdidn'train.凯特讨厌F雨Katehatedtherain.马克斯我为什么会这么难过？WhydoI.feelthisway,Markus?因为你爱她兄弟Becauseyoulovedher,man.在凯特之前我爱过很多人IlovedmanyothersbeforeKate.他们也都死了Allofthemdiedaswell.可这次.Butthis-这种心痛的感觉不一样thisisdifferent.我以为我们能陪伴彼此久一点Ithoughtwehadmoretimetogether.你妈妈怎么样？-课业怎久样？How'syourmom?-Howareclasses?Uh.不好意思你先说Sorry,yougo.不你说吧请说No,no,yougo.Please.那课上得还好吗？Um,so,classesaregoingokay?我已经到了那种直接从床上爬下来1mean,matthepointwhereIjustrolloutofbed穿着睡衣就去听课的程度andgotolecturesinmypajamas.无拘无束It'sveryfreeing.你新来的弟弟怎么样?他还适应吗？Well,how'syournewbrother?Isheadjusting?你妈妈还没有被气疯吧？Isyourmomlosinghermindyet?奥利弗适应得很好Uh,O-Oliver'sdoinggreat,他们相处得很融洽这很不错andtheyreallygetalong,whichisawesome.不过我妈还没习惯把食物嚼烂了再喂给他吃Mymom'sstillgettingusedtochewinghisfoodforhim,though.她把食物嚼烂了喂他？Um,shechewshisfood?是啊Yeah.原来瑟克萨宝宝没有分解固体食物的酶It-itturnsoutThraxanbabiesdon'thaveenzymestobreakdownsolidfood.我们希望他的维特鲁姆血统很快能起作用We'rehopinghisViltrumitehalfwillkickinsoon.好吧我可以说吗？这感觉像是第一次约会呢Okay,canIjustsaythisfeelslikeafirstdate?是啊很糟糕的第一次约会Yeah,abadfirstdate.我很想你Imissedyou.我也想你Imissedyou,too.我真的以为上了大学会不一样Ireallythoughtcollegewouldbedifferent.对吧?Right?比如学习到半夜Youknow,like,latenightstudysessions,秘密宿舍聚会跟我女朋友一起待着secretdormparties,spendingtimewithmygirlfriend.可我们现在相处的时间比上大学还少Instead,Wehangoutlessthanwedidbeforewewenttocollege.每当大学里的朋友问我你在哪里Whenevermyfriendshereaskwhereyouare,我总说:“马克正在准备考试”malwayslike,"Oh,Mark,sstudyingforanexam"或者“他回家过周末”or"Hewenthomefortheweekend."我不喜欢对他们撒谎马克1hatelyingtothem,Mark.而且我没有人可以聊这件事AndIhavenoonetotalktoaboutit.Imean,当然了我可以跟威廉聊但是他其实是你的朋友sure,there,sWilliam,buthe'smoreyourfriendthanmine.我知道Yeah,Iknow.这是我们大学的第一年第一次独自生活It'sourfirstyearofcollege,ourfirsttimelivingonourown,可感觉我们正在错过它anditfeelslikewe'remissingit.嗯有时候我真希望自己没有超能力Yeah,sometimesIwishInevergotpowers.那我就可以跟你在一起ThenIcouldjustbewithyou忘记其他所有的事andforgetabouteverythingelse.可是你有超能力Butyoudohavepowers.这意味着你有义务让世界变得更美好Andthatmeansyouhaveanobligationtomaketheworldabetterplace.如果你没有这种责任心我们当初就不会约会了Andifyoudidn'tfeelthatway,wewouldn'tbedatingtobeginwith.那我们现在怎么办？So.whatdowedonow?马克!看看是谁回来了！Mark,lookwho,sback.瑞克!你感觉怎么样？-嗨马克Whoa,Rick.Howareyoufeeling?-Hi,Mark.我我想我还好吧Um,I-Iguessmfine.他的情况很好医生给他检查的结果非常好He'sdoinggreat.Doctorsgavehimacleanbillofhealth.唐纳德说他可以回大学来了对吧？DonaldsayshecancomebacktoUpstate,right?我是来协助他顺利完成过渡的mheretohelpfacilitatehistransition.如果有什么我能做的尽管给我打电♥话♥Ifthere,sanythingIcando,justcallme.你人真好谢谢你Thatissokind.Thankyou.来瑞克我利用大学领导的内疚感Comeon,Rick,Iguiltedthecollegeinto让他们给你分了一个私人房♥间就在隔壁givingyouaprivateroominthedormnextdoor.我已经布置好了Ialreadydecoratedit.哇瑞克看起来跟以前一模一样WOw,Ricklooksexactlythesame.就好像什么都没发生.It'slikenothinghappened.但确实发生了一些事情Butsomethingdidhappen.他经历了大范围的身体重建Hewentthroughintensivebodyreconstruction.那种创伤可能会Thatkindoftraumacan.重新浮现resurface.唐纳德你还好吗？Donald,areyouokay?告诉威廉我稍后会来看瑞克的情况TellWilliamI'llcheckinlatertoseehowRick'sdoing.好的okay再见Bye.美国五角大楼你看起来很糟糕Well,youlooklikeshit连我这副模样都这样觉得Andthat'scomingfromaguythatlookslikethis.听说你还要装一只新手Heardyou'regettinganewhand,too.是啊Yeah.我运气真好1.uckyme.蕾伊怎么样了？How'sRay?还在坚持Holdinginthere.那颗子弹射穿我的脑袋时Youknow,whenthatbulletwentthroughmyhead,我眼前浮现起了我的一生Isawmylifeflashbeforemyeyes.是啊这句话以前我听了总觉得是狗屁但其实不是Yeah,that'salwayssoundedlikebullshittome,too,butit'snot.我并不喜欢我看到的那些画面AndIdidn'tlikewhatIsaw.我以前那样对凯特太渣了IwassuchadicktoKate.还有伊芙ToEve,too.跟我约会过的每一个女人Toeverywomanveeverdated.我不该那样对待她们中的任何一个Noneofthemdeservedit.我不知道我为什么非得脑子被爆了才能明白这一点Idon'tknowwhyIhadtogetmybrainsblownouttoseethat.我们这些超级英雄一边到处去拯救生命Whatisitaboutbeingasuperherowherewegoaroundsavinglives另一边却在摧毁别人怎么会这样？whileruiningthematthesametime?天呐Aw,Jesus.好吧说来听听吧Allright,let'shearit.说什么？Hearwhat?你是因为什么会有这副苦瓜脸Eh.Thereasonyourface怎久说呢?就是难过颓废的样子looksall.likethat.Idon'tknow.Youknow,sadandshit.马克！Uh,Mark.嘿伊芙Oh,hey,Eve.你是来看雷克斯的吗？YouheretoseeRex?是啊我有时间就会尽量过来Yeah.Itrytostopinwhen1can.这些啊Oh,these?其实雷克斯很喜欢看“家居装饰杂♥志♥turnsoutRexreallylikeshomedecoratingmagazines.我想这是因为他从来都没有一个真正的家1thinkit'sbecausehe'sneverreallyhadahome.对了凯特的葬礼之后我就没有见过你Hey,Ihaven'tseenyousinceKate'sfuneral.你还好吗马克？Areyouokay,Mark?还好Yeah.No,urn,是的我很好mfine.不说了我赶时间我们回头见Anyway,I-Igottorun,soI'llseeyouaround.好吧Okay.再见Bye.伊芙！Eve!给我带来春天的色彩和瀑布式台面的人Thebearerofspringcolorsandwaterfallcountertops.你是我认识的人当中唯一一个还看杂♥志♥的人You'retheonlypersonIknowwhostillreadsmagazines.我就是这么有文化而且互联网不是什么好东西Whoa,ho,ho,ho!mculturedlikethat.Andplus,theInternetsucks.对了我刚才遇到了马克是啊So,IjustranintoMark,and.-1know,right?他跟安珀HeandAmberare.慢着这话什么意思？Waiwhatdoesthatmean?十佳卧室改造案件？Tenbestbedroommakeovers?太好了Yes,please.那个赫佳So,Helga,你当保姆已经三十年了？you'vebeenanannyfor30years.我-辈子都在照顾孩子Childrenaremylife.你的简历令人印象深刻Yourresume,sveryimpressive.是的Yes.但我认为你不适合我们ButIdon'tthinkyou'retherightfitforus.不适合？No?不适合No.我不想请一个间谍mnotcomfortablehiringaspy.间谍?我不明白Spy?I.Idon'tunderstand.我跟诺兰结婚二十年了IwasmarriedtoNolanfor20years.我隔老远就能知道谁是西塞尔的人IcanspotCecispeopleamileaway.所以请回吧So,thankyou.再见Bye-bye.那个男人真是油盐不进Thatmancannottakeahint.你好我是艾普尔豪森来应聘保姆职位的Hi.mAprilHowsam,hereforthenannyposition.在我们开始之前我得告诉你是西塞尔派我来的Beforewebegin,youshouldknowthatCeciIsentme.这事我是不应该告诉你的Now,Iwasn'tsupposedtotellyou,但我认为误导潜在雇主不可接受butIthinkit'sunacceptabletomisleadapotentialemployer尤其是一个正在招人照顾孩子的潜在雇主Especiallyonelookingforsomeonetotakecareoftheirchild.请进来吧Pleasecomein.你从我的简历能看到我有丰富的经验Asyoucansee,Ihaveextensiveexperience照顾过许多天才儿童从新生儿到十七八岁的孩子都有workingwithgiftedchildrenrangingfromnewbornstoIateteens.也就是说你知道奥利弗是.So,youknowthatOliveris.瑟克萨人和维特鲁姆人的混血儿HalfThraxan,halfViltrumite.我也知道诺兰格雷森或称“全能侠”是奥利弗的父亲IalsoknowthatNolanGrayson,orOmni-Man,isOliver'sfather.还有你儿子马克“无敌少侠”是奥利弗同父异母的哥哥AndthatyoursonMark,alsoInvincible,isOliver'shalf-brother.看来有人给你做了详尽的介绍You'vebeenthoroughlybriefed,Isee.我的育儿理念很简单Myphilosophyonchildrearingissimple.鼓励孩子对世界天生的好奇心Encourageachild'snaturalcuriosityfortheworld.给你小家伙Hereyougo,buddy.同时给他一个安全的空间和环境让他学习和成长Whilegivinghimstructureandasafespacetogrowandlearn.我还会用尤克里里弹很棒的摇篮曲Ialsoplayameanlullabyontheukulele.艾普尔我很欣赏你的诚实Iappreciateyourhonesty,April.但我不要有全球防御局的人在我家里ButIdon'twantaGDAagentinmyhouse替西塞尔干涉我们抚养奥利弗的方式runninginterferenceforCecilonhowtoraiseOliver.世界上很少人有我的这些技能There'sonlyahandfulofpeopleintheworldwithmyskillset.这让我能找到工作并保证我免受政♥府♥监督Thisallowsmejobsecurityandfreedomfromgovernmentoversight.格雷森女士我的雇主是你不是西塞尔Iworkforyou,Ms.Grayson,notCecil.就是这样Period.你才是老大You'retheboss.不是他Nothim.妈妈老大Mamaboss.你看?连奥利弗都知道谁说了算See?Oliverknowswho'sincharge.妈妈老大Mamaboss.伊芙你把这里布置得很舒适Realniceplaceyoumadehere,Eve.西塞尔Cecil?让我想起了我成长的地方RemindsmeofwhereIgrewup.我想来亲自感谢你Iwantedtothankyou,personally,帮忙解决了乌贼大危机forhelpingoutwiththewholesequidbusiness.也来再次邀请你回到全球护卫队AndtoonceagainofferyouaspotontheGuardians.西塞尔分身人凯特死了Cecil.-Dupli-Kate1Sdead.蕾伊和雷克斯还在住院而永生侠他RaeandRexareinthehospital,andImmortalis.坦白说吧他现在心不在焉well,let'sbefrankhisheadisnotinthegamerightnow.你怎么看?准备好回来了吗？So,whatdoyousay?Readytojointheteam?反正你跟队里一半的人都是老相识了You'reoldfriendswithhalfof'emanyway.西塞尔Cecil.我还在思考自己想成为什么样的英雄uh.youknow,mstillfiguringoutwhatkindofheroIwanttobe.而我这个状态并不是你的护卫队所需要的Andthat'snotthekindofpersonyouneedontheGuardians.如果你还需要我的帮助你知道怎么能找到我Butyouknowhowtofindmeifyouneedmyhelpagain.如果你改变了主意你知道去哪里找我Andyouknowwheretofindmewhenyouchangeyourmind.谢谢你见我伊芙我就不打扰你跟你的客人了Thanksforyourtime.Eve.llleaveyoutoyourguestnow.什么客人？Whatguest?伊芙?你在上面吗？Eve?Youupthere?安珀？Amber?你这房♥子跟树林真的融为了一体Yourplacereallyblendsinwiththetrees.我经过了五次都没发现Iwalkedpastit,like,fivetimes.我们能聊聊吗？Canwetalk?我跟你说了还要四个小时Itoldyouit,sgonnabeanotherfourhours.你到底是想让我快快把它弄完还是把它做好？Youwantitdonefastordoneright?嘿亚特Hey,Art.马克
