Not Another Teen Movie《非常男女（2001）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx

希望不会造成永久的伤害Ijusthopeitdoesn'tcauseanypermanentdamage.-你来多久了？一会会-Howlonghaveyoubeenhere?-Awhile.-错过了你的毕业舞会？是的-Youmissedyourprom?-Yeah.其实，当我打那个赌的时候Thethingis,whenImadethatbet是他，Freddie,他穿着晚礼服Thereheis.It'sFreddie.He'swearingatux.-怎久了？-很好-What'sup?-Yes.在你身上，我看到了一个完全不同的你Imetawholeotherpersoninsideofyou.在我们身上闭嘴-Insidebothofus.-Shutup.我不会发现另一个自我Iwould'veneverfoundthatpersoninsideofme.如果不是因为另一个你的话.ifitweren'tforthepersoninsideofyou.真是动人That'ssweet.我体内的另一个我Thewholeotherpersoninsideofme.觉得你体内的那个你有很大的进步.thinksthatthewholeotherpersoninsideofyouhascomealongway.那么你体内的那个你想跳舞吗？Sowouldthewholeotherpersoninsideofyouliketodance?是的Yes.-早上好,宝贝儿!-爸爸！-Morning,sweetie!.-Daddy!.-你在这儿干什么？-我在这儿干什么？-Whyareyouinhere?-Whyam1inhere?因为她的生日，爸爸It'sherbirthday,Dad.生日快乐,宝贝儿Happybirthday,sweetie.-那个嗡嗡声是什么啊？-给我一分钟时间-What'sthatbuzzingsound?-Ijustneedaminutehere.也许是建设工程的关系Maybeit'sthatconstruction.我的小天使在哪儿？Where'smylittleangel?生日快乐,宝贝儿Happybirthday,honey.奶奶？爷爷？Grandma?Grandpa?Rosco!Rosco!.Rosco,走开Rosco,go.-你好-CTFIannagan神父？-Hello.-FatherOxFIannagan?我从中心给你带来了一些特别的朋友！1broughtyourspecialfriendsfromthecenter!.生日快乐!Janey在扮鬼脸-Happybirthday!.-Janey'smakingfaces.这里有股味儿Itsmellsinhere.来,许个愿吧,亲爱的Okay,makeawish,dear.No.这里不是典型的高中Thisisn'tatypicalhighschool.JohnHughes里不会有建小圈子的人不会有排斥他人的俱乐部AtJohnHughes,therearenocliques,noexclusivesocialgroups.你们被录取是因为自己而不是因为你们结交的人You'reacceptedforyou,notwhoyouhangoutwith.我们来分个组这样你们能更好地了解他人We'IIdivideintogroupssoyoucangettoknowyourpeers.你们“JOCKS"在一组.1.et'sgetallyoujocksinonegroup.你们这些小荡♥妇♥们过来站在我这边.andgetyousluttygirlsoverherebyme.嗨,你好吗？欢迎Hey,howyoudoing?Welcome.你们这些衰人站在后面Youlosersshouldhangoutintheback.当然也包括你，走啊，到后面去Thatclearlyincludesyou.Comeon,getbackthere.看看站在你们旁边的家伙Takealookatthekidstandingbesideyou.他们将会是未来四年里你们唯一的朋友They'reyouronlyfriendsforthenextfouryears.好了,走吧,伙计们！Okay,let'smoveit,people!.-你真应该开始约会了我不约会，你知道的-Youneedtostartdating.-Idon'tdate.Youknowthat.Janey,你知道老爸的规矩Janey,youknowDad'srule.我不能在你之前发生性关系Ican'thavesexbeforeyou.听着,Mitch我可不遵从典型的高中标准Idon'tconformtotypicalhigh-schoolnorms.我读SylviaP1.ath,听BikiniKill还吃豆腐IreadSylviaPlath,listentoBikiniKillandeattofu.-我是个特殊的叛逆者-听起来更像是个“女同志”-mauniquerebel.-Morelikeyou'reaIesbo.Mitch,别烦你姐姐了Mitch,leaveyoursisteralone.>-l*-14*AZ1谢谢,爸爸Thankyou,Daddy.如果Janey想做个假小子那是她的选择IfJaneywantstobearug-muncher,that'sherdecision.上啊!拼搏!胜利!Go!Fight!Win!很好！Allright!漂亮的组合动作,Crissy!Nicecombination,Crissy!我一直想要把那个修好的vebeenmeaningtogetthatfixed.再见,爸爸1.ater,Dad.嗨Hey.我要晚一点才能来接你们IIbeIatetopickyouup.为什么？今天有就业面试？Why?Ajobinterview?不,宝贝儿,我可能会喝得太醉了No,honey,11probablyjustbewaytoodrunk.没事,我们不想你酒后开车That'sgood.Nodrinkinganddriving.哦,我会开车的我只是可能醉得忘了接你们这事Oh,IIbedriving.IIjustbetoodrunktoremember.好吧,再见,爸爸Okay.Bye,Daddy.再见,南瓜头Bye,pumpkin-head.-哦,上帝啊!-让开！-Oh,myGod!-Getoutoftheroad!哦,上帝啊,是JakeOh,myGod,it'sJake.-嗨,"种马”K8,Jake-Hi,stud.-Hi,Jake.-我喜欢他的眉毛-那些鬓脚-IIovethatthingwithhiseyebrows.-Thosesideburns.哦,上帝啊,Jake来了他真受欢迎Oh,myGod,there'sJake.He'ssopopular.他刚看了我一眼Hejustlookedatme.-给,留着吧-Tiff-Here.Youcankeepit.-Tiff.嗨,Jake.它都湿透了Hi,Jake.It'sallwet.MelanieMelanie.嗨,JakeHey,Jake.嗨,ArthurHey,Arthur.Ricky参上！Here'sRicky!嗨,Ricky,周末干了些什么？Hey,Ricky.Howwasyourweekend?周五晚上的大雨中我站在你的窗外FridaynightIstoodoutsideyourwindowintherain.喊你的名字喊了几个小时.screamingyourname.然后我花了整个周六和周日为你做了这个.ThenIspentSaturdayandSundaymakingyouthisgreat.,Janey,我一直疯狂地想要告诉你.ve-been-desperately-trying-to-tell-you-that.我疯狂地爱着你”.m-madly-in-Iove-with-you.的混合音带作你的生日礼物.mixtapeforyourbirthday.混合音带？太谢谢T,RickyAmixtape?That'ssosweet,Ricky.英语课上见SeeyouinEnglish.晚些见Catchyouguylater.过得好吗？Whathappening?该死,Shorty,Dog在装成亚洲人,该死Damn,Shorty,DogispretendingtobeAsianandshit.那混♥蛋♥是白人!难道他不知道吗,呦？Thatcrackeriswhite!Can'theseethat,yo?你们上周末有什么活动吗？Didyougetanyactionthisweekend?-我去见我爷爷了-我和我妹妹玩泰迪球-Ivisitgrandfather.-Iplayedwithmysisters.我们真是可悲We'repathetic.我们怎样才能在毕业前告别处♥男♥身啊?Howwillweeverloseourvirginitybygraduation?-我们才一年级-你这态度算什么？-We'refreshmen.-What'swiththeattitude?很难在这里走好运女孩们是敏感的，伙计-Noteasytogetluckyhere.-Girlsaresensitive.她们追求的不是性,而是爱They'renotlookingforsex.They'relookingforlove.哦!操♥我♥!再猛一点！Fuckme!Harder!AmandaBeckerAmandaBecker.她太完美了Sheissoperfect.继续做你的春秋大梦吧Keepdreaming.怎么了，ReggieRay?What'sup,ReggieRay?我都等不及周五的比赛rIcan'twaituntilFriday'sgame.你的头怎么办？医生说你头上有个柚子大的血凝块Whataboutyourhead?Youhaveabloodclotthesizeofagrapefruit.再有五次剧烈冲击你就玩完了你应该当心点Fivemoreconcussionsandyou'lldie.Youshouldtakeiteasy.-别听他的-Austin-Don'tlistentohim.-Austin.“不再是一线”先生以后不会再是一线Mr.Not-First-String-Anymoreisn'tfirst-stringanymore.我们都知道上次发生了什么事,JakeWeknowwhathappenedlasttime)akecalledtheplays.现在,我们当地的英雄Andnow,ourhometownhero.“l线四分卫,JakeWyler!.first-stringquarterback,JakeWyler!Malik,能不能帮我拿会儿书？Malik,couldyouholdthesebooks?当然.为什么不？我是黑人的象征Sure.Whynot?Iamthetokenblackguy.我只要微笑,不要参与讨论Ismile,stayoutoftheconversation.说些诸如,“该死”,“靠”和“那可真怪".andsaythingslike,''Damn,''''Shit,''and,''Thatiswack!''她在这儿干嘛？她四年前就毕业了Whafsshedoinghere?Shegraduatedfouryearsago.-嗨,Jake-Catherine-Hi,Jake.-Catherine.能问你个问题吗？CanIaskyouaquestion?为什么每次我告诉一个家伙可以把“弟弟”到处插WhyisitwhenItellaguytoputitanywhere.-他们总是把它插到我屁♥眼♥里？-该死！-.theyalwaysstickitinmyass?-Damn!你说得太多了Waytoomuchinformation.哦,不,说得太多会是告诉你Oh,no.Toomuchinformationwouldbetellingyou.在他们“收工”以后我还会用上位.thatafterthey'redoneItakeahugedump.该死!Shit!在他们胸口上干一次Ontheirchest.哦,那可真怪！Oh,thatiswack!为什么辣妹们走路总是慢节拍的？Whydohotgirlsalwayswalkinslowmotion?PriSCina,你来啦Priscilla,thereyouare.Jake,我需要4T加YJake,IneedsomeT-to-the-fourth-power-Y.和你谈谈(TimeToTalkToYou)Sometimetotalktoyou.上帝God.我能听懂,PriscillaItmadesensetome,Priscilla.你要因为这家伙而离开我？You'releavingmeforthisguy?对不起,Jake但是我们春假的时候才认识msorry,Jake.Wemetoverspringbreak.我可不是寻常人mnotordinary.你要因为这家伙而离开我？You'releavingmeforthisguy?他叫1.es.Hisnameis1.es.他是我见过的最美的.andhe'sthemostbeautifulthingveeverseen.他的包也是Andsoishisbag.JaneyBriggs,请到办公室来一下)aneyBriggs,pleasereporttotheoffiice.我知道作为一个交换生很难.Beingaforeign-exchangestudentisscary.适应一个新学校,一个新国家.adjustingtoanewschool,anewcountry.但你会发现这里的学生很容易相处Butyou'llfindthatthestudentsareveryaccepting.我真高兴能来到美国我的乳♥房♥♥样子很不错,不是吗？日光浴晒得不错Youhaveasunnydisposition.你拿到课程安排表了吗？Yougotyourschedule?我不需要课程安排表我来这个学校是为了成为那些没办法搞上美国妞的可怜虫的发泄对象那可真是太好了Well,isn'tthatwonderful?Janey,请进Janey,comein.Janey,这位是Areola我们的国际交换生ThisisAreola,ourforeign-exchangestudent.Areola,这位是Janey她会带你去第一节课的教室Janeywillshowyoutoyourfirstclass.嗨Hi.-我喜欢你的背包-谢谢-Ilikeyourbackpack.-Grazie.伙计,我听说有个便衣记者在这里装作学生DUde,Iheardthere'sanundercoverreporterposingasastudent.伙计,不可能,伙计Dude,noway,dude.你们知不知道KelIer先生的英语课在哪里上？DoyouknowwhereMr.Keller'sEnglishclassis?一笔直走到底,左拐-很好,伙计-Downthehall,onyourleft.-Sweet,dude.我说第一千次,“把那东西吞下去”Forthethousandthtime,Isaid,''Swallowthatthing.''对吧？AmIright?Priscilla怎么能电了我JakeWyler呢？HowcouldPriscilladumpme,JakeWyler?她以为她是谁？Whodoesshethinksheis?我送你两个词,Jake:Igottwowordsforyou,Jake:.毕业舞会女皇,物质Promqueen,material.Austin,她是个假象Austin,she'sanillusion.你去掉她的化，女,她的衣服Youtakeawaythemakeup,theclothes.她的发型,她香水的气味.thewayshewearsherhair,thesmellofherperfume.她舔我的“蛋蛋”时候的可爱表情.thatcutefaceshemakeswhenshe'stonguingmyballs.看,她是可以替代的1.ook,she'sreplaceable.只要长得好,以及一个好的男朋友Giventherightlook,therightboyfriend.-.女孩就能成为毕业舞会皇后-我感觉有人想打赌了-.anygirlcouldbepromqueen.-Ismellabet.Jakey,Jakey,就要犯一个.JakeyfJakey,abouttomakeabig.错误(mistakey).mistakey.就以此下注:我来挑选这个学校里最没救的女孩Here'sthewager:.IIpickthemosthopelessgirlatthisschool.我赌你不能把她变成毕业舞会皇后.andIIbetthatyoucan'tturnherintopromqueen.我赌,AustinYou'reon,Austin.我赌你输IIbetyoulosethatbet.不过学到更重要的一课并最后胜出.butIearnamuchmorevaluablelessonandwin.在生活中,我是说Inlife,thatis.我和你们赌了You'rebothon.很好Allright.让我们来给你找个毕业舞会皇后,“请给我找个毕业舞会皇后”先生1.et'sfindyouapromqueen,Mr.1.efs-Find-Me-A-Prom-Queen.嗯,Areola我注意到你的口音一直在变So,Areola,Inoticedyouraccentkeepschanging.你是哪里来的？Whereareyoufrom?我不能告诉你Icannottellyouthat.因为我只是个普通的国际交换生.becauseIamagenericforeign-exchangestudent.来自哪个国家是无关紧要的.whosecountryoforiginisoflittleimportance.好吧,祝你化学课开心Well,havefuninchemistry.好的,亲爱的,午茶时间见Rightio,love.Seeyouatteatime.她怎么样？Whatabouther?她的背有点高啊那是驼背Baby'sgotback.Hunch,thatis.不,太简单了No,waytooeasy.-我没有色素每个弹吉它的女孩都很正-Ihavenopigment-Anygirlwithaguitarishot.我需要染色剂Ineedsunscreen就算她是白化病嬉皮士她也可能成为毕业舞会皇后Evenahippiealbino.Shecouldbepromqueen.Fratelli姐妹怎么样？WhatabouttheFratellisisters?她们有点破相并且连在一起Sothey'reslightlydisfiguredandconnected.不过要是合在一起的话她们两个就会变成一个很不错的妞Butcombined,thosetwomakeuponeprettydecentchick.-我愿上她们!-我知道,ReggieRay-ddothem!-Iknow,ReggieRay.我在寻找一个真正不像样的mlookingforsomebodyreallymessedup.我是说一个真正的屎蛋mtalkingaboutarealshitbomb.喔,屎蛋出现了Well,bombsaway.不,不,不,谁都可以别是她!别是JaneyBriggsNo,no,no,anyonebuther!NotJaneyBriggs.伙计们,她戴眼镜而且还扎马尾辫Guys,she'sgotglassesandaponytail.工装裤上还粘有颜料!这都可以吗？She'sgotpaintonheroveralls!Whatisthat?她不可能会成为毕业舞会皇后There'snowayshecouldbepromqueen.该死,那可真怪Damn,thatshit'swack.瞄准头部！Aimforthehead!你能想象她们在里面干什么吗？Canyouimaginewhattheydointhere?老天!奶牛啊！Holycow.伙计们,清醒一点吧Guys,getyourheadsoutofthegutter.只不过是个更衣室,那里不会比这里It'saIockerroom.It'snosexierinthere.更性感.thanitisinhere.MOny,你能帮我脱掉内♥裤♥吗？Molly,canyouhelpmetakeoffmypanties?等一下,我手上都是洗液Holdon,vegotlotiononmyhands.没关系,你可以用嘴That'sokay.Youcanjustuseyourmouth.谢谢,Peters小姐Thanks,MissPeters.那么So.谁还想和全班同学分享他的诗？.whowouldliketosharetheirpoemwiththeclass?Keller先生？这儿,就这儿,谢谢Mr.Keller?Overhere.Righthere.Please.-有谁吗？-Keller先生！-Anyone?-Mr.Keller!我不确定我们是否应该这么做-安静,我想我听到她们了-mnotsureweshouldbedoingthis.-Quiet.Ihearthem.嗨,我发现了一个“奶牛”！Hey,Ifoundabuffalonickel!这可真爽啊Thisisgonnabegood.我想我看到乳♥头♥了IthinkIseenipple.你觉得我们应该让她们知道我们在上面吗？YouthinkWeshouldletthemknowwe'reuphere?嗨MOlIy,我的笼头的热水坏了Hey,Molly,thehotwater'snotworkingonmyshower.-介不介意我用你的一起洗？-当然不,Christy-MindifIshareyours?-Notatall,Christy.但是我们会贴得非常近Butwe'regonnahavetogetrealclose.没事.我贴着你的背怎么样？Okay.HowaboutIpressupagainstyourback?伙计,这儿太热了Man,itishotinhere.我要脱掉汗衫Igottatakeoffmyshirt.怎么？What?没有押韵也行Doesn'tevenhavetorhyme.不是诗歌♥也行Doesn'tevenhavetobeapoem.请选我,选我就对了Pleasepickme.mtheone.好的Yes.Ricky.Ricky.，我喜欢Janey的十点”哦,又是那个-''TenThingsI1.oveAboutJaney"'-Oh,notagain.作者Ricky1.ipmanByRicky1.ipman.我喜欢Janey说话的样子我喜欢Janey走路的样子IIoveitwhenJaneytalksIloveitwhenJaneywalks我喜欢Janey喝水的样子我喜欢Janey眨眼的样子IloveitwhenJaneydrinksIloveitwhenJaneyblinks我喜欢Janey说"hi"的样子IloveitwhenJaneysayshi我喜欢Janey说“英语课见”的样子IloveitwhenJaneysays''SeeyouinEnglish''我喜欢上课时坐在Janey旁边IlovesittingnexttoJaneyinclass我喜欢在南街1465号♥从Janey窗外看她IlovestaringintoJaney'swindowAt1465SouthPass我喜欢跟着Janey去商场IlovefollowingJaneytothemall我还喜欢AndIlove收集Janey的头发CollectingstrandsofJaney'shair并把它们揉成Janey毛团AndrollingthemupIntolittleJaneyhairballs谢谢,Ricky,带给我们有趣的诗歌♥Thankyou,Ricky,forthatinterestingpoem.我真不敢相信我们刚才所做的事,MollyIcan'tbelievewhatwejustdid,Molly.那是-辈子都不会再有的经历Itwasaonce-in-a-Iifetimeexperiencethatwillneverhappenagain.我不知道你们怎么样Idon'tknowaboutyouguys.但我真的为Christy和Molly感到自豪.butIamreallyproudofChristyandMolly.我们回去吧We'regoingback.穿上汗衫-我在找我的-Putonmyshirt.-mtryingtogetmine.中头奖了！Jackpot.女孩上厕-厕不是我们想看-看的Girlgopee-peenotwhatIwanttosee-see.我同意同意Iagree-gree.你们两个就不能思想开放点吗？Wouldyoutwopleasetryandbealittleopen-minded?同学们,让我们翻开书本继续我们的诗歌♥课Class,let'sopenourbooksandcontinuewithourpoetrylesson.你们知道我怎么看待诗歌♥吗？YouknowwhatIthinkaboutpoetry?哦,那很有趣吗？Oh,isthatamusing?你们这一代认为这个就是幽默？Isthatwhatyourgenerationconsidershumor?这让我裤裆里很爽-嗯嗯-Thismakemekindofhappyinpants.-Yeah?天啊Goodness.那让我的裤裆里很不爽Thatmakemekindofsadinpants.Shakespeare,Moliere.Shakespeare,Moliere.OscarWilde.OscarWilde.他们是幽默大♥师♥Thesewerehumorists.我要受不了了mgonnabesick.巧妙转换词语的卓越诗歌♥天才Thesublimepoeticgeniusofacleverturnofphrase.那是真正的喜剧Thatistruecomedy.上帝保佑HeavenstoBetsy.你们那些现代的,低能的一知半解的小聪明Yourmodern,moronic,feeble-minded,sophomoricexcuseforwit.只不过是一排肮脏的.ismerelyaparadeofnasty.污秽,粗俗的.filthy,vulgar.人类排泄物！.humanexcrement!-嗨,Janey,近来如何？-什么？-Hey,Janey.What'sup?-Excuseme?想过要成为学校最受欢迎的女孩吗？Everwanttobethemostpopulargirlinschool?你是说缺乏食欲的,肤浅的Anorexic,superficial?没有长远目标的媾♥子&hearts减者妓♥女♥?Awhorewholacksanyreallong-termgoals?正是Exactly.如果你有兴趣的话我想我们可以起出去玩Ifyou'reinterested,Ithoughtwecouldgooutsometime.公开成为情侣Beseeninpublic.我们四年来都没说过话事实上,应该说是六年-Wehaven'tspokeninfouryears.-Actually,morelikesix.那次我们在剧院的长队中Thattimewhenwewereinlineatthattheater.我实际上是对你后面的人说“嗨”.Iwasactuallysaying''hey''tothepersonbehindyou.周五的州冠军赛是对阵北Compton-Friday'schampionshipgameisagainstNorthCompton.那支球队总是想要带来那个.andthatsquadalwaystriestobringit.-带来哪个,Priscilla?-带来那个-Bringwhat,Priscilla?-Bringit.对啊,但什么是“那个”？Right,butwhatis''it''?“那个”就是他们带来的那个,okay?It'sjustwhattheybring,okay?那么“那个”是什么Sothenitiswhat.什么？对啊，那就是“那个”-What?-Exactly.That'swhatitis.不,我说“那个”是哪个“那个”就是哪个No,itiswhatIwantittobe.即使什么是什么或者那个是什么.Evenifwhatiswhatwhatisoritiswhatwhatis.那就是“那个”,不管怎样,明白？.it'sjustitnomatterwhat,gotit?嗨,我是SandySue,我只想说见到你们真“告兴”mSandySue.Itissimplyswelltomeetallofyou.很好,我猜你准备表演常规动作？Peachy.Youbroughtaroutine?哦,当然Oh,youbet.给我个H,给我个UGivemeanH.GivemeaU.给我个舔尻♥♥插屁的大鸟"！Givemeagiantpussy-licking,ass-fuckercockshit!对不起我有图雷特病（一种神经系统病症）msorry.ThatwasmyTourette's.我还真不知道她有这病Idon'tknowabouther.有件事我们明说吧,这不是“管僚主义”1.et'sgetitstraight.Thisisn'tacheerocracy.我是“对长”Iamthecheertator.我做出“觉定”,我承担“厚果”1makethecheercisions,1willdealwiththeCheeronsequences.如果没有其他“祖碍”的话我们“集续”吧IftherearenomoreCheeruptions,wecancheertinue.1射谢Thankyou.爷爷的一个手指插在我的屁♥眼♥!和脸上！Grandpastuckafingerinmyass!Cumface!她很“布错”很好She'llcheerdo.Great.该死的,上啊!32平！Goddamnit,let'sgonow!Thirty-twodraw!该死的!给他们点厉害看看！Goddamnit!1.et'sshowsomegoddamnhustle!眼睛睁大点!这可不是一场选拔赛！1.ookaliveoutthere!Thisisn'tagoddamntryout!-该死的!-蓝色21号♥!开始！-Goddamnit!-Blue21!Hut!怎么回事？Whatthehell?没人看管那个漏洞！Nobody'scoveringthathole!该死的!再来一次！Goddamnit!1.et'sdoitagain!-该死的!-Marty!Marty!Marty!-Goddamnit!-Marty!Marty!Marty!好了,MartyAllright,Marty.-给我上场去教练,你确定？-Getyourassinthere.-Yousure?快去,该死的J