Not Dead Yet《老娘还没死（2023）》第二季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

我真不敢相信我在和甜品姥姥一起IcannotbelievethatIameatingNanaSugar,scookies吃甜品姥姥做的饼干withNanaSugar.我妈妈和我曾经试过还原你的配方MymomandIusedtotrytore-createyourrecipe,但我们一直都不知道你的秘密原料是什么butWecouldneverfigureoutyoursecretingredient.亲爱的没人知道Oh,honey,nobodyevercould.酷太棒了谢丽尔TJ:Cool!That'sawesome,Cheryl.那家伙是谁Sowho'sthefella?他就是我跟你说过的那个体育记者He'sthatsportswriterIwastellingyouabout.那你为什么坐在这里跟我闹聊Well,whyareyousittingheregabbingwithme?只是他超级贴心的It,sjust,he,sthesweetestguy,对每个人都很好andhe'snicetoeveryone.不过我一般不喜欢好人Andniceistypicallynotmytype.让我告诉你亲爱的1.etmetellyousomething,honey.Mm-hmm.女人总是认为她们需要一些前卫的东西Womenalwaysthinktheyneedsomethingedgy,但没有什么比得上经典的巧克力饼干butnothingbeatsaclassicchocolatechipcookie.所以你觉得我可以和巧克力饼干在一起吗SoyouthinkIcouldbewithachocolatechipcookie?就像牛奶配饼干一样的天作之合1.ikeaglassofmilk.谢谢甜品姥姥你真是个好人Thanks,NanaSugar.You,rearealone.准备好让我发你的讣告了吗Areyoureadyformetosendoffyourobituary?一准备好了-好Iam.Okay.对了内尔秘密配方是Oh,and,Nell,thesecretingredient?是单饱和谷氨酸盐It,smono-saturatedglutamate.我不知道这里有人呢Ididn'tknowsomeonewasinhere.又是我那个每天偷新♥闻♥办♥公室It'smeagain,theguywho,sbeenstealing咖啡的家伙thenewsfloor,scoffeeeveryday.总有一天Youknow,atsomepoint,我会开始收你钱的mgonnahavetostartchargingyou.嘿我明天要给Hey,soIamcoaching办公室的垒球比赛当指导教练打KQUT新闻theofficesoftballgametomorrowagainstKQUT.我们队有卡尔梅森谢丽尔WegotCartMason,Cheryl.胜算看起来挺高很酷听起来很棒It,slookingreallygood.Cool,soundsawesome.是啊垒球很有趣我过去经常打垒球Yeah,softball'sreallyfun.Iusedtoplayalot.嘿是吗Hey.Yeah?你明天想来打球吗Doyouwanttoplaytomorrow?绝对不想Absolutelynot.好吧Okay.好吧-好吧Okay.Okay.好吧Alright.好吧再见Well.goodbye.嘿怎么Hey.What?你干什么你为什么不答应Whatiswrongwithyou?Whydidn'tyousayyes?-我以为你喜欢他呢-我高中的时候也打过Ithoughtyoulikedhim.Iusedtoplayinhighschool,不过后来我的好胜心有一点太强了andIcouldgetjust-1getalittlebitcompetitive.但那都是20年前的事了Butthatwaslike20yearsago,所以我敢肯定你已经没那么厉害了somsureyou'renoteventhatgoodanymore.-你刚刚跟我说什么好吧What'dyoujustsaytome?!Okay!你好好看看我这腿脚你知道我能跑多快吗Haveyouseenthesefeet?Doyouknowhowfast1canrun?再看看我这手臂Haveyouseenthesearms?好吧我明白你的意思了Alright.Iseeyourpoint.Mm-hmm.但是内尔他刚约你出去啊But,Nell,hejustaskedyouout.如果你没有在他关注你的五分钟内Andifyoudonotgiveaguyattention给予他关注withinfiveminutesofhimgivingyouattention,他就会生理上转移注意力hebiologicallymoveson.设太筷了-我知道我在抖音上看到的That'sfast.Iknow.IsawitonTikTok.你还在复习现代年轻人是怎么约会的吗Youstillbrushinguponhowtheyouthdatesthesedays?是的所以我来做你的恋情教练好吗Yes.WhichiswhyIwillbeyourCrushCoach,okay?我要帮你阻止垒球怪物mgonnahelpyoukeepthesoftballmonsteratbay.所以当务之急是我们得让你重回赛场Sofirstthingsfirst,wegottogetyoubackinthegame.你是对的嗯You'reright.Yes.我要告诉他我也要加入mgoingtotellhimmin.对没错加一点你自己的魅力进去-你说啥Yes!Putsomerizzonit.Comeagain?我真的不该上这么多网Ineedtostepawayfromsocialmediaforawhile.体育板块办公室的咖啡更棒Dennis:Thecoffeeonthesportsfloorisnextlevel.我们新♥闻♥办♥公室的咖啡太难喝了Ourcoffeeonthenewsfloorissonastyitisundrankable.是啊我不会喝的Yeah,mnotgonnadrinkit.嘿你明天有什么安排吗Hey,whatareyoudoingtomorrow?垒球比赛还需要一个选手Weneedonemoreplayerforthesoftballgame,我希望某人能接受邀请and1washopingsomeonewasgonnatakeit,但她没有中场表演的是谁butshedidn't.Who'sthehalftimeperformer?如果是碧昂丝我就来如果是凯蒂派里那就算了!fit'sBeyonce,min.Ifit'sKatyPerry,mout.不这只是和KQUT新闻的一场休闲比赛No,it'sjustacasualgameagainstKQUTNews.你是说KQUT新闻啊DidyousayKQUT?对怎么了Um,yes?我以前就在KQUT新闻工作IusedtoworkforKQUT.是的差点就在那里当上了空中播报员Yeah.Almosthadanon-aircareerthere.酷噢嗯应该会很酷的Oh,cool.Yes,itwould'vebeencool.本来会很酷的直到我的办公室恋情翻车Would'vebeenverycool,untilmyofficeromancesoured我的前女友在我们分手后在我背后捅我刀子andmyex-girlfriendstabbedmeinthebackafterourbreakup毁了我在直升机上直播交通实况的andruinedallofmydreamsofreportingtraffic梦想livefromthechopper.幸运的是一切都解决了Well,luckily,itallworkedout.你现在有了丈夫和孩子Youhaveahusbandandkids.他们尽力做到最好了Andtheydotheirbest.但我一直梦想着能偶遇她ButIalwaysdreamedofrunningintoher当面斥责她andtellingherofftoherface,这是个绝佳的机会andthisistheperfectopportunity.好好我加入Yes.Yes,Iamin.我需要一只连指手套一只手套llneedamitten.Aglove.好吧Yeah,okay.嗨你找我吗Hey,so,uh,youwantedtoseeme?我有个大新闻要宣布Ihaveverybignews.爱德华和我明天晚上就要进行第一次约会了EdwardandIwillbehavingourfirstdatetomorrownight,我终于感受到第一次约会的紧张感了andIofficiallyhavefirst-datejitters.哇今天对本恋情教练来说是很忙的一天Wow.ThisisaverybusydayfortheCrushCoach.好吧这个很简单Okay,well,thisoneisano-brainer.假装你已经和爱德华睡了好几个星期了JustpretendthatyouhavebeensleepingwithEdwardforweeks.因为你已经和爱德华睡了几个星期了Becauseyou'vebeensleepingwithEdwardforweeks.是的但约会要亲密得多Yes,butadateissomuchmoreintimate.萨姆我们得隔着桌子看着对方呢Sam,wehavetolookateachotherfromacrossatable.从菜单上点餐分吃一块沙拉Orderfromamenu.Splitanicebergwedge.分吃一块沙拉比那什么还亲密吗Isanicebergwedgemoreintimatethan.?萨姆我打算花一整天准备Oh,Sam,Iplanonspendingtheentiredayprepping,吹发化妆美白牙齿mm-hmm.ablowout,makeup,teethwhitening.亚莱克西斯你知道报社明天要Alexis,didyouknowthatthenewspaperisplayingKQUT和KQUT新闻打垒球吗inasoftballgametomorrow?我不知道我马上去取消比赛1didnot.I'llhaveitcanceledimmediately.取消不不不C-Canceled?No.你看我和电台的老板Yousee,vehadalongstandingrivalry莎伦达林森之间有着长♥期♥竞争withthestation,sowner,SharonDarynson.在鲁伯特默多克的白色派对上AtRupertMurdoch'sWhiteParty,她从我眼皮底下偷走了自助餐上的shestolethatlastshrimponthebuffet最后一只虾当时我都已经宣告了那只虾的主♥权♥了rightoutfromunderme.Ihadalreadycalledit.我知道你有多讨厌甲壳类归属权游戏Iknowhowmuchyouhateshellfishpowergames.所以我想让她看到我明天和我女儿一起去出现在比赛现场SoIwanthertoseemeatthegametomorrowwithmydaughter.为什么因为她的孩子们很讨厌她Why?Becauseherchildrenhateher.我今天的约会准备就到此为止了Well,somuchformydayofdateprep,都是因为我和我父亲关系很好allbecauseofmywarmrelationshipwithmyfather.嗯Yeah.好吧我一直在思考Alright.vebeenthinkingaboutit,我改变主意了and1changedmymind.我真的很想参加比赛Idefinitelydowanttobeinthegame.哦哦该死怎么啦Oh.UhOh,damn.What?我刚把最后一个名额给了丹尼斯IjustgavethelastspottoDennis.什么但你不介意What?Butyouwouldn'tmind把你的位置给内尔吧givingNellyourspot,wouldyou?介意我要走上球场No.Iamgoingtogooutontothatcourt,单凭一己之力赢得比赛single-handedlywinthegame,让珀尔尝尝我的厉害andgivePearlapieceofmymind.内尔我们明天会想你的Nell,we'llmissyoutomorrow.好吧丹尼斯Okay.Dennis,mgoingto我去给你找些垒球教程-谢谢getyousomesoftballtutorials.Thankyou.嗯Yeah.丹尼斯丹尼斯你搞什么啊DenniS.Dennis,whatthehell?1TJ想让我打球如果我不能进人球队TJwantedmetoplay.IfIdon'tmakeitonthatteam,一他就会从生理上转移注意力-哦我也看到那条抖音了he,sgonnabiologicallymoveon.Oh,IdidseethatTikTok.但是姑娘我不能支持办公室调情But,girl,Icannotsupportanin-officeflirtuation.怎么嘛-没人应该经历What?Nooneshouldhavetogothrough我和珀尔所经历过的事whatPearlandIdid.不用谢You'rewelcome.嘿明天球场见伙计Hey!Seeyouonthefieldtomorrow,buddyboy.我们到时候在休息区讨论加密策略We'lltalkcryptostratinthedugout.谢谢体育版块Man:Thanks.Sports.梅森早上好Mason,goodmorning.所以我需要你明天在比赛队伍里的位置So,Ineedyourspotinthegametomorrow.哦不行小小内尔Ohh,nocando,ShmellyNelly.领英说办公室之外的活动1.inkedlnsaysthatoutofofficeactivities是建立人际网络和建立arethenumberonewaytonetwork有意义联♥系♥的首选方式andmakemeaningfulconnections.我本不想这么做的但是1didn'twanttohavetodothis,but,um.我知道有些事你不想公开Iknowsomethingsyoudon'twantoutintheopen.比如什么九个字1.ikewhat?Threewords圣诞晚会包装纸蒂娜Christmasparty.Wrappingpaper.Tina.给你了It'syours.哇我猜得好啊Wow,thatwasagoodguess.欢迎来到这场盛大的比赛公园的喧嚣WelcometothebiggamelTheRumbleinthePark,媒体之战thebattleofthepresses,KQUT新闻和南加州独♥立♥报之间的thefirsteverhead-to-headthrow-downbetweenKQUT第一次正面对决andyourSoCalIndependents.哦嘿看看你嘿OohlHey,lookatyou.Hey.这身行头表明你是正经运动员表明得对Thisoutfitsaysmaplayer,andmaplaya.对没错Iam.Yeah.但是我觉得我的队员们不太正经ButmnotsureIcansaytherestformyteam.卡尔在演空手道小子Carl'sdoingKarateKid.露丝穿着勃肯鞋就来了RuthworeBirkenstocks.格雷格格雷格在这里做什么And,Greg,whatisGregevendoinghere?格雷格对蜜蜂过敏啊Gregisallergictobees!好的我们不关心这些Okay,sowe'renotgoingtocareaboutanyofthat.我们要集中精力和TJ调情好的WearegoingtofocusonflirtingwithTJ.Right.好好好好好好GotGgotit,gotit,gotit,gotit,gotit.天啊这口香糖可真大坨-嗯哼Ooh,boy,that'salotofgum.Mm-hmm.这是怎么回事怎么了What'sgoingonhere?What?这墨镜看起来像是八十年代的而且不是好的八十年代Theselooklikethey'refromthe80sandnotthegoodpart.那是我的幸运墨镜我戴着它带我的球队Thosearemyluckyshades.1tookmyteamtostatefinals-进了州决赛那你当年就不该把他们带同来inthose.Theyshouldhavestayedthere,okay?所以暂停注意听你的恋情教练说Sotimeout.PayattentiontoyourCrushCoach.好开始了专心啊Uh-huh.Okay.Therewego.Headinthegame.这些是你唯一需要关心的东西对吧Thesearetheonlyplaysthatyouneedtocareabout,alright?第一项叫做“看向别处”Thefirstoneiscalledthe1.ookAway.好我们要微笑Okay.We'regonnasmile.要笑Gonnalaugh.要把目光移开We'regonnalookaway.一这个我可以下一项是抢分战术IcandothatNextupistheSqueezePlay这就是抢分战术-我知道抢分战术ThisishowtheSqueezeOh,IknowtheSqueezePlay.击球手击出手三垒跑垒员Thisiswhenabatterbunts,andtheguyonthird去尝试盗垒triestostealhome.别再想那个了Getthatoutofyourbrain太恶心了Thatisdisgusting.抢分（捏人）战术是这样的TheSqueezePlaygoesdownlikethis.好吧你摸一下Okay.Youdoatouch.捏一下Oh.Youdoasqueeze.然后放手Ooh.Youdoarelease.我起鸡皮疙瘩了-我知道Ijustgotgoosebumps.Iknow!好吧谢谢你的训练Alright,well,thankyouforthetraining,-但别担心我能行的-嗯butdon'tworry,Igotthis.Yeah.今天的主角是我和TJ没错TodayisaboutmeandTJ.That'sright.我甚至都不会去想mnotevengoingtothinkaboutthefact谢丽尔IE在外场拔蒲公英的事thatCherylisintheoutfieldpullingdandelions.谢丽尔你在搞什么啊Cheryl,whatthehellareyoudoing?1一起来这将会是一个漫长的赛季Getup!Thisisgonnabealongseason.谢丽尔起来站起来Toyourfeet,Cheryl!Toyourfeet.今天的比赛是新闻和垒球界名副其实的名人录啊Today,sgameisaveritablewho'swhoinnewsandsoftball.我想我看到了亿万富翁邓肯罗兹IbelieveIspotRajiIlionaireDuncanRhodes.多么有趣Howfun.没有扶手坐垫或靠背的Chairswithnoarmrestsorcushions椅子orbacks.哟哟哟Well,well,well.这不是莎伦达林森吗Ifitisn'tSharonDarynson.看看她穿着商务休闲装出现在我面前1.ookather,huh,showingupinherbusinesscasual,想让我难受tryingtomakemefeelbad,就好像我是个呆板与世隔绝的公♥司&hearts次佬likemsomekindofstiff,out-of-touchcorporatetitan.今天没门儿莎伦达林森Well,nottoday,SharonDarynson.哈Huh?帮我个忙帮我拿一下好吗Domeafavor.Holdthis,willyou?把热狗放下Putthehotdogdown.你在干什么Whatthehellareyoudoing?美牙套Whiteningtrays.今晚晚些时候我有个特别会议Ihaveaspecialmeetinglatertonight.把口腔用具离莎伦达林森远点KeepthemouthapparatusawayfromSharonDarynson.哇我喜欢这双鞋Wow,Ilovethecleats.谢谢是啊我的脚还是和高中时一样大Thanks.Yeah,mstillthesamesizeIwasinhighschoolYUU好吧Okay.伙计们过来Hey,team,let'shuddleup.好吧我希望今天大家玩得开心Alright.Iwanttodaytobeallaboutfun.不管输赢我们都会玩得很开心Winorlose,we,regonnahaveagreattime.你们想打什么位置Mm.Whatpositiondoyouguyswanttoplay?我不在乎只要我有机会Idon'tcare,aslongasIgetthechance告诉我的前女友totellmyex-girlfriend她是一条偷走我生命的毒蛇就可以thatsheisalife-stealing,poisonousserpent.所以三垒吧行啊So.thirdbase?Yeah,sure.谢丽尔你觉得什么位置有趣DNTCheryl,whatpositiondoyouthinksoundsfun?嗯游击手听起来很可爱Well,shortstopsoundscute.ENDE听起来很像迷你煎饼而且我喜欢煎饼Itsoundslikeshortstack,andIlovepancakes.太可爱了Thatiscute.教练我只是好奇我真的很喜欢Um,Coach,just,uh-justcurious.I-1reallylove这种”不论输赢按乐趣选位置”的感觉the,like,"win,lose,pickingpositionsforfun"thing.而且我以前打球的时候Butalso,whenIusedtoplay,我们会根据球员的技术给他们安排位置youknow,wewouldgivepeoplepositionsbasedontheirskills这样我们就有最大的获胜机会NDENsothatwehadthebestchanceatwinning.内尔很有激♥情♥我喜欢Nellbringingthefire.1likeit.是的你想去哪个位置Oh.Rah.Yeah.Wheredoyouwanttoplay?对我来说无所谓但是游击手吧Oh,itdoesn'tmattertome,but-Shortstop.对不起谢丽尔Sorry,Cheryl.好吧你去游击手吧耶Okay.Youcanhaveshortstop.Yay.谢丽尔我想你会发现二盆Cheryl,Ithinkyou'regonnafind有很多乐子的secondbasealotoflaughs.听起来不像迷你煎饼啊Doesn'tsoundlikeshortstack.我们开始热身吧好1.et'sgoaheadandwarmup.Yeah.我想我喝了三到四瓶之类的IthinkIh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