Palm Royale《皇家棕榈（2024）》第一季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

（改编自朱丽叶麦丹尼尔的小说）（美国派夫妇）皇家棕檎第一季第九集饮料来了Hereyougo.你来得正是时候我以为我差点就渴死了Yougotherejustintime.IthoughtIwasabouttodieofthirst.这种事没人希望发生吧Well,wecertainlywouldn'twantthat,wouldwe?美味与苦涩交织Deliciouslydry.有点像这里的人Kindalikethecrowdinthisroom.坐吧陪我聊聊天Sijoinme.夫人这样不妥吧1don'tthinkthat'sallowed,ma'am.不要紧的坐吧Comeon,sit.不会有人在意的相信我Nobodywillmind.Trustme.你是什么人Whoareyou?怎么说Excuseme?整个社交季都是你为我服务You'vebeenservingmethesetheentireseason,我却对你一无所知andyetIknowalmostnothingaboutyou.我想知道你这位马提尼高手的来历'Tellmeaboutthemanbehindthemartini.我叫罗伯特MynameisRobert.我在波多黎各长大AndIgrewupinPuertoRico.罗伯特告诉我你想不想念家人Tellme,Robert,doyoumissyourfamily?我们已经疏远了Wedon'tspeak.我也面对相同的问题Commonaffliction.我只有一个侄儿和令人反感的侄媳Ionlyhaveonenephewwithahorridwife.真替你感到难过msosorrytohearthat.没必要Youneedn'tbe.但我不得不承认有时候我难免会感到有点寂寞AlthoughImustadmit,Idogetalittlelonelyattimes,一个人在大豪♥宅♥里走来走去rattlingaroundthatbighouseallbymyself.我需要有个人来替我办些事minneedofsomeonetoperformcertaintasks.什么事Whatkindoftasks?一切来得正是时候啊小子Allingoodtime,myboy.我只有一个要求这个人必须守口如瓶TheonlythingIaskforinreturniscompletediscretion.你会是我要找的人吗Areyouthemanforthejob?救命啊Help!救命啊Help!Help!人呢Whereiseveryone?那些所谓的闺蜜竟然弃我而去任由我葬身大海Myso-calledbosombuddies,leavingmetojustperishoutatsea.她们怎么忍♥心呢Howcouldthey?她们都只在乎Aretheyallsoobsessed自己毫无意义微不足道的人生withtheirtawdrylittlelives?她们都把我遗忘了They'veallforgottenaboutme.我当然愿意Ofcoursellsayyes.我只是想让你过得更好Ijustwannamakeyourlifeeasier.我知道我也是Iknow.Metoo.狗♥杂♥种♥Sonsofbitches.应该骂她们是狗♥娘♥养♥的贱♥货♥OrshouldIsaybitchesofbitches.挺搞笑的That'skindoffunny.但也好悲哀啊It'salsosad.太悲哀了Soverysad.难道她们不知道Don'ttheyknow被遗忘的女人最可怕吗aforgottenwomanisthemostdangerouswomanofall?（生命能量静修所）因为被遗忘的女人已经没什么好怕的了Becauseaforgottenwomanhasnothinglefttolose.琳达没接电♥话♥1.inda'snotpickingup.伯纳黛特我在世上只剩你这个朋友了You'remyonlyfriendleftintheworld,Bernadette.除非你是为了想啃噬我的骨头才赖着不走Unlessyou'rejuststickingaroundtofeastonmybones就像棕檎滩的其他野蛮人一样liketherestofthesavagesinthistown.你打给谁Whoareyoucalling?玛可欣Maxine.你要怎么跟她解释Whatareyougonnatellher?说你在一场同志突击行动中被捕吗Thatyouweresweptupinahomosexualraid?该死的我到底打去哪里了Shit!Shit!WhatthehellwasI-这是德拉科特家我是玛丽梅莉迪丝戴维索Dellacorteresidence,MaryMeredithDavidsoulspeaking.玛丽你怎么会在我家Mary?Whatthehellareyoudoingatmyhouse?我把诺玛从游艇派对上接了回来IbroughtNormahomefromtheboatparty.你老婆把她留在甲板上不管她死活Yourwifelefthertorotonthedeck.你说什么呢玛可欣呢Whatareyoutalkingabout?WhereisMaxine?我不知道但你必须马上赶回家Ihaven'tthefoggiest.Butyouneedtoscurryonhome.我得去参加意识提升聚会我都迟到了mlateformyconsciousness-raisingcircle我也认为我没必要让自己的意识.andIdon'tthinkthatmyConsciousness-受罪为你老婆处理烂摊子shouldhavetosufferbecauseyourwifeisadreadfulmess.你不能吃巧克力Youshouldn'teatchocolate.玛可欣昨晚没回家Maxinedidn'tcomehomelastnight.也许她有外遇了Maybeshe,shavinganaffair.老兄你说什么呢Whatareyoutalkingabout,man?得了吧你说好要保密的Comeon,youpromisedtobecool.也对我保证不会有第二次了That'strue.Ipromiseitwon'thappenagain.那就好Good.因为我们俩都知道要是被玛可欣发现r她会承受不住的BecausewebothknowifMaxinefoundout,itwouldkillher.我一直都是傻瓜对吧vebeenafool,haven'tI?我以为我这微不足道的小人物能飞上枝头变Tothinkthataninsignificantnobodylikemecouldeverbechosenfor-俏纳袋特Bernadette!别管我Saveyourself!替我转告我老公说我爱他TellmyhusbandIlovehim!嗨宇航员Ahoy,spaceman.嗨Ahoy.你没事吧Areyouokay?这问题该换我问你吧-我现在没事了Areyou?-1amnow.我能邀请你出席一场晚宴吗Youwannacometoaparty?你说什么What'sthat?晚宴Aparty!叫海滩算了我晚点再解释It'scalledtheBeach-Nevermind,llexplainlater.游过来我救你Swimtowardsme.I'llsaveyou.谢了感谢老天爷啊Thankyou,sweet,small,baby)esusinthesky.迪亚兹先生我要找你问话Mr.Diaz,Ineedtospeaktoyou.我不是说过晚上别去那边r吗Itoldyoutostayoutofthatplaceatnight.没错但我听不懂你的意思-怎么了Yes,butIdidn'tknowwhatyoumeant.-What,sgoingon?我们见过的vemetyoubefore.对啊你被我逮捕过Yeah,Iarrestedyou.很高兴再次见到你It,sgreattoseeyouagain.我问你你能不能救我们出去1.isten,youthinkyoucouldhelpusgetoutofhere?我老婆肯定担心死了-应该还好吧msuremywifeisworriedsick.-1don'tthinkso.她现在有点忙不过来She'skindapreoccupiedatthemoment.忙不过来什么意思Preoccupied?Whatdoyoumean?说说你怎么遇到这位迷路的“美人鱼”吧Tellusmoreabouthowyoucameacrossthislostmermaid.我恰巧经过那片海域Well,Ijusthappenedtobedrivingby,心想就顺路送这位想搭便车的小美女一程吧andIthoughtdofferthisprettylittlehitchhikeralift.她看起来人畜无害Shedidn,tseemtooterriblydangerous.搞什么鬼Whatthehell?有没有打算去一趟白宫AnyplanstodropinontheWhiteHouse?我相信总统很乐意亲自恭贺你msurethePresidentwouldlovetoofferhiscongratulations.先生这真是太棒了Well,sir,thatsoundsswell.我也想去会见总统IwouldlovetovisitthePresident.只是我右边这位俏佳人已经邀请我出席一场晚宴了Butvebeeninvitedtoapartybythislovelyladytomyright.我也欢迎总统出席Well,thePresident'swelcometocomeaswell.我们得离开这里-这是海滩晚宴Wegottogetoutofhere.-It'sthe50thanniversary进入50周年-我知道打给谁了oftheBeachBall.-1knowwhotocall.不好意思我需要打个电♥话♥Excuseme,Ineedtomakeacall.到时我会唱歌♥mgonnasing.真想听听Wow.Iwouldlovetohearthat.很高兴美国宇航局将你们俩直接送来直播室VerygoodofNASAtobringbothofyoustraighttothestudio.美国宇航局向来都积极推广正面的宣导工作Well,NASAalwayslovesgoodpublicity.有时候天啊Sometimesit.-1sweartoGod,这女人就像打不死的嶂螂有九条命thatwomanislikeacockroach.Shehasninelives.我还以为你们俩是朋友1thoughtyouguyswerefriends.她硬闯入了我的圈子但不代表我们是朋友Sheforcedherwayintomyset.Thatdoesnotmakeusfriends.你说不是就不是Ifyousayso.是真的Ido.今晚让我为你做饭吧1.etmecookyoudinnertonight.为什么因为我厨艺精湛Why?-Becausemanincrediblecook.你常跟俱乐部的女人做这种事吗Doyoudothiswithalotofwomenattheclub?“这种事”是指什么Whatdoyoumean"this"?就是这个那个This,this,this.如果我没记错的话是你叫我吻你的IfIremembercorrectly,youaskedmetokissyou.过程中的每一刻我都很开心AndIlovedeveryminuteofit.你约了人吗艾迪是我Youexpectingsomeone?-Eddie,it'sme.门被反锁r所以我知道你在里面Thedoorisdead-bolted,soIknowyou'reinthere.滚黛娜我们玩完了我昨晚是说真的Goaway,Dinah.We'refinished.ImeantwhatIsaidlastnight.是吗你说过会爱我一生一世的Oh,really?Well,didyoualsomeanwhatyousaid这句话也是认真的吗whenyoupromisedtolovemeforever?艾迪我不懂西班牙语Idon'tspeakSpanish,Eddie.如果你真对我没有感情了Well,ifthatishowyoureallyfeel,那就请你马上离开我给你买♥♥的这间豪华公♥寓♥youcanleavethiscondothatIpayfor.Immediately.滚1.eavemealone.我希望你在极度的痛苦中死掉Ihopeyoudieinabjectmisery.你才是Youcertainlywill.你刚刚说什么Youweresaying?对不起我msorry.I-她坚持不公开我们的关系Sheinsistedonkeepingusasecret.我想公开可是我觉得她认为我配不上她Ididn'twantto,butIthinkshewasashamedofme.我刚刚说的是真话ImeantwhatIsaidthough.信不信由你总之我还是会为你做晚饭Whetheryoubelieveitornot,dstillliketocookyoudinner.只是可能要去你家做饭rJustmighthavetobeatyourplace.这事我稍后再给你答复mgonnahavetogetbacktoyouonthat.我只是需要查看我的日程表mjustgonnaneedtocheckmybook.被宇航员救上来Rescuedbyanastronaut.这就是棕檎滩的诟病诺玛That'stheproblemwiththistown,Norma.像我们这种好人老受到不公平的待遇Goodpeoplelikeusgettheshaft,像玛可欣西蒙斯这种无能的骗子却深受欢迎butincompetentliarslikeMaxineSimmonsarecelebrated.那座猫雕像价值七万五千美元Thatcatisworth$75,000,对吧诺玛-对isn,tshe,Norma?-Uh-huh.既然你的侄媳不遵守承诺Ifyournieceisn'tgoingtomakegoodonherword,我只好没收这座古老的猫石雕Ihavenochoicebuttoconfiscatethisold,stonepuss.作为纤拍大会的捐款了fortheFibs.谁来了-有人在吗Who?-Hello?完了Oh,fuck.道格拉斯Douglas.玛丽Mary.好在你回来了Thankgoodnessyou'reback.道格拉斯呢Where,sDouglas?玛可欣我不知道你们全家跑哪里去了Ican'tkeeptrackofyourentirefamily,Maxine.我只顾好你们可怜的姑姑就够了吧Isn'tyourpoorauntenough?是对不起感谢你替我们照顾诺玛Yes,Iapologize.ThankyoufortakingcareofNorma.这只是有良知的人会做的事mjustdoingwhatdecentpeopledo.玛可欣我对你倒霉的遭遇深感同情mverysorryaboutyourordeal,Maxine.谢谢你的安慰玛丽Thankyou,Mary.话说那位宇航员很帅Thatastronautisveryhandsomethough.是吗没注意到Ishe?Hadn'tnoticed.玛丽Mary?你怎么没缠住我交出纤拍捐款Don'tyouwannahoundmeaboutfibrosis?放心吧我们扯平了Don'tworryaboutit.We,resquare.谢谢你的帮忙Thanksfordoingthis.我不知道该联♥系♥哪个手上有现款的人求助1didn'tknowwhoelsetocallwithreadycashonhand.说真的我觉得这整件事很不对劲Ihavetosay,Ifeelreallyweirdaboutallthis.我完全同意我还是让你们俩私下聊聊吧那Itotallyagree,andIthinkIshouldletyouguystalk,so.可以也好Yeah,thatwouldbeagoodidea.好的可是我需要下车Yes,butIneedtogetout.你得先下车我才能下车Andyouneedtogetoutinorderformetogetout.可以了Allright.道格拉斯你对我的态度令我感到很迷惑You'resendingmealotofmixedsignals,Douglas.我没有那个意思Idon'tmeanto.我们只是做了不该做的事Wemadeamistake,that'sall.我不想拿你给的钱奈何我已经决定用你给的钱1didn'twanttotakeyourmoney,butvedecidedmgoingtotakeyourmoney-扣除我替你缴付的保释金后用剩余的钱前往纽约追求模特梦minuswhatIpaidforyourbail-andgotoNewYorktobeamodel.这计划听起来很不错Thatsoundslikeareallyniceplan.蜜丝祝你前程似锦Well,haveanicelife,Mitzi.你也是Youtoo.别这样对我No,no,no.我意识到如果想要获得关注Whatvelearnedisifyouwannagetnoticed,我们必须搞大动作就如玛可欣youhavetomakeabiggesture,likeMaxine.她很可能是自己刻意跳下船来引起注意的Sheprobablypitchedherselfoverthesideofthatboattogetattention.玛丽我们在伪造护照Well,we,remakingcounterfeitpassports,Mary.没必要引起注意Wedon'tneedanymoreattention.你的默哀仪式结束了还是打算开始搞哑剧Youdonewithyourvowofsilence,orareyouabouttopantomimesomeshit?我太久没说话嗓子哑了可以陪我聊聊吗Igothoarsefromnottalking,socanyoucometalktome?你的动作真快啊Wow.Youturnedthisaroundfast.那就加入我们吧贡献一分力Well,jumpin,makeyourselfuseful.抱歉我做不到我要去静修所了Sorry,Ican't.mleavingforanashram.替我问候披头四的鼓手Well,say"hi"toRingo.我也想啊可惜我去的是秘鲁Iwish.mheadedtoPeru.不过大家都可以住在这里想住多久都行Buteverybodycanstayhereaslongasyou'dlike.我把支票簿留卜钱随你们怎么用mleavingmycheckbook,sohaveatit.收起你们的懒人沙发滚出我的家尽是一群嬉皮士Packupyourbeanbagsandgetoutofmyhouse,hippies.我要搬回来住了想得美mmovingbackin.-1.ikehellyouare.我需要地方做饭所以请你这位大小姐Ineedaplacetocookdinner,soyou,missy,马上把房♥子交还给我否则aregonnagivethishousebacktomerightthisveryminuteor"否则什么报♥警♥说我杀了我爸Oryou'llwhat?CallthepoliceandtellthemIkilledmyfather?你到底想说什么Whatareyougoingonabout?道格拉斯先找上门了Douggottomefirst.所以他将从我爸那边得到两百万美元SoDougisgetting$2millionofDaddy'smoney.只能说你运气太差了Andyouareshitoutofluck.可惜了伊芙琳滚远点玛丽Sorry,Evelyn.-Fuckoff,Mary.（布恩农场草莓山）布恩农场的草莓山红酒Boone'sFarmStrawberryHillwine?搞什么我订购的香槟呢Whatthe-Where'smychampagne?这究竟怎么回事但.Whatintheheavens?Bu-玛可欣亲爱的好在你没事Oh,Maxine.Oh,babe,thankGodyou,reallright.我没事但有没有事都与你无关你跑去哪了Yeah.Well,nothankstoyou.Wherehaveyoubeen?都说我去俱乐部谈生意了Itoldyou,Ihadabusinessmeetingattheclub.谈生意Abusinessmeeting,我在海上四处漂流活像一-大块鲨鱼饵whilemouttherebobbingaroundlikeabigpieceofsharkbait?你怎么没派人或叫海警来救我Couldn'tyouhavesentsomeone?Thecoastguard?要我坐上小渔船我也愿意啊Iwouldhavetakenafishingpontoon.我都不知道你失踪了1didn'tevenknowyouweremissing.玛可欣很抱歉我替你感到难过Andmsosorry,Maxine.Ifeelterrible.罗伯特不是你的错Robert,thisisnotyourfault.听好我独自在海上漂流期间1.isten,whenIwasouttherefloatingaroundalone.我感到非常难受我一直想到你Ijustfeltsoterribly.Icouldn,tstopthinkingaboutyou.请你相信我我真的没有恶意PleaseknowImeantwell.Ireallydid.放心吧玛可欣真的没事了这事Don'tworry.Maxine,please.It,sokay.It's不行怎么会没事呢No,it'snotokay.如果我明知道某人可能会伤害你却选择闷不吭声Well,whatkindoffriendwouldIbeifIknewsomeonecouldhurtyou,那我算哪门子的朋友andIdidn,tsayanything?坏朋友Abadfriend.可不是嘛Exactly.嘿你还是上楼去歇一歇吧Hey,whydon'tyoujustgoonupstairsandrelax?歇一歇-是的Relax?-Yeah.你要我歇一歇歇一歇我做不到啊Youwantmetorelax?Relax?Ican'trelax.我两天后就要办一场人生最重要的宴会mthrowingthe-thepartyofmylifein48hours.我要上楼去穿上紧身衣开始排练歌♥舞了Igottagoupstairs,andputmyleotardonandstartblockingmynumber.歇一歇Relax.说得可容易啊Easyforyoutosay.你去俱乐部谈生意好好歇一歇吧Relaxwithyourbusinessmeetingsattheclub.你还真在行啊You'rereallygoodatthat.我是指说谎-不然我还能说什么1.ying.-WhatamIsupposedtosay?怎么说我在同志突击行动中被捕吗What?-ThatIwassweptupinagayraid说我向我们家泳池管家坦承跟她的美甲师有染吗tellingourpoolboyhowIwashavinganaffairwithhermanicurist?道格拉斯-蜜丝D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