So Help Me Todd《帮帮我托德（2022）》第二季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

我不会有事的llbeokay.我不会有事的llbeokay.嘿伙计你没事吧Hey,man,youallright?苏珊TODD:Susan!嘿苏珊Hey,Susan.你是赶着去救火还是怎么的Whoa,where'sthefire?我喊你都喊了一个街区了vebeenyellingtoyouforthelastblock.抱歉嗨嗨Oh.Sorry.Hi.Hi.我刚神游来着今早有重要会议Uh,lostinmythoughts.Importantmeetingthismorning.虽然只是走个形式但你知道我I-1thinkit'sjustaformality,but,youknowme,还是让我挺有压力的mstillstressingoutoveritanyway.还是让我挺有压力的mstillstressingoutoveritanyway.作为波特兰未来排名第一的Well,astheownerofPortland'sfuture私♥家♥侦♥探♥事务所的老板numberoneprivateinvestigationfirm,我对重要会议还是略知一二的Iknowathingortwoaboutimportantmeetings.我的意思是重不重要我一看便知Imean,whenIhavethem,Iwillknowthem.而且我一定有会开就在不远的将来AndIwillhavemeetings.Itiscertainlyinmyfuture.早晚的事业务进展还很缓慢是吗Someday.Thingsstillslow?我更愿意把它想成是Uh.Youknow,Iprefertothinkofit幼虫阶段就是你的私♥家&hearts侦♥探♥所蝴蝶asalarvalstage,youknow,before-.yourbusinesstransforms成为波特兰第一之前的阶段intoPortland'snumberoneP.I.butterfly?没错了Exactly.她啊UghHer.她啊Ugh.Her.给那个女人干过几次活Didafewjobsforthatwomanonce.绝对的卑鄙小人趁火打劫Totalsleazeball.Ambulancechasing.那些事啊我讲给你听你都不敢信Youwouldn'tbelievethestoriesifItoldyou.说实话总算不用跟她打交道了真是谢天谢地Honestly,thankGodthat'sbehindme.我天她过来了Oh,myGod.Theresheis.托德菜恃你别走ToddWright!Don'tmove.她好像看见我了苏珊托德莱特托德莱特Thinkshesawme.Susan.BE1.INDA:ToddWright!ToddWright!别跑苏珊别丢卜.我一个Don'tyoumove.Susan,donotleavemealonewithher.拜托了苏珊苏珊我得去开会了Please.Susan,Susan.Igottogettothatmeeting.祝你好运吧不不不不But,uh,goodluck.No,no,no,no,no.嘿我最爱的私人混♥蛋♥Hey.Myfavoriteprivatedick.正是我要找的JustwhoIwaslookingfor.是嘛为什么啊Uh,really?Why?老朋友就不能叙叙旧吗Can'toldfriendsreconnect?好吧Okay,well.我惹上了一起法律纠纷minalittlebitofalegaldustup.不过不用你担心Don'tworryyourprettylittleheadaboutit.没有贝琳达搞不定的事一如既往Belinda1Sgonnalandonherfeet,asalways.但我需要个律师ButIneedalawyer.你就是律师啊Youarealawyer.另一个律师Adifferentlawyer.不如你把你妈妈介绍给我啊Whatsayyouintroducemetoyourmom?她可忙了Oh,um,she'sbusy.所以我才需要你走个后门嘛That'swhyIneedyoutogreasethewheels.忽悠她Charmher.我忽悠她她可是我妈Charmher?She'smymom.而且说真的她超忙的Andseriously,she's,like,extrabusy.而且说真的她超忙的Andseriously,she's,like,extrabusy.我第一次遇到一个不是超忙的人你猜是谁Guesswhowasn,t11extrabusy"whenIfirstmethim?你You.我拉了你一把1helpedyouout.帮了你的忙Iscratchedyourback.现在我的后背超痒的（急需帮忙）Andmine'sgettingrealitchy.那你就抹点药膏呗Ithinkthere'sacreamforthat.我我不明白为什么要炒我I-1don,tunderstandwhymbeingfired.我做错什么了WhatdidIdowrong?什么都没做错Absolutelynothing.只是你那个位置人员冗余了We'vejustdiscovereda.redundancyatyourposition.而因为你是最后进公♥司♥的Andbecauseyouwerethelastonehired.丽萨1.isa.如果你需要推荐信什么的ifyouneeda-arecommendation跟我说一声就行oranything,justask.推荐信没法帮我交房♥租Arecommendationisn'tgoingtopaymyrent.天哪DearGod.嘿你把丽萨炒了Hey,youlet1.isago?那你是需要找新办公室经理吗还是So,doyouwantresumesforanewofficemanageror.?哦懂了Oh,wow.Okay.我们已经到这步了哈Sowe'reinthatsituation.等等我是不是要担心了Wait,shouldIbeworried?不会Oh,no.我们只是出现r暂时性的现金流问题We'rejust,uh,experiencingatemporarycashflowissue.没什么大不了的Nothingmore.我不得不取消办公室的茶点I'vehadtocanceltheofficepastries优质咖啡当然还有丽萨andthegoodcoffee,and,ofcourse,1.isa.但是其它一切正常But.“it'sundercontrol.尽在掌握Itis.我差点忘了Oh,urn,Ialmostforgot.你跟苏珊有会YouhavethatmeetingwithSusan.什么现在吗What?Now?我们能重新安排到Uh.Oh.Canwerescheduleituntil-早啊我可以进来了吗Morning.Youreadyforme?好进来吧Yes.Comein.我知道这事你知道So,Iknowthatyouknowthis,6个月前我们说过butsixmonthsago,youandIspokeaboutme我晋升高级助理的事beingpromotedtoseniorassociate.我们选了个未来的日子来谈Wepickedadateinthefuturetotalk,就是今天andthisisit.好Yep.Okay.我带来了四个小客户Um,vebroughtinfoursmallerclients,主导了三次庭审五次和解谈判wasleadinthreetrials,fivesettlementnegotiations还有一次遗嘱听证会and-andaprobatehearing.更重要的是我已经准备好了More-moreimportantly,mready.苏珊我真为你骄傲Susan,Iamsoproudofyou.而且亳无疑问这是你应得的Andthere'snoquestionthatyoudeserveit.但是我也是But.vealsobeen过去两年里开票额最高的法律助理thehighestbillingassociateforthepasttwoyears.但我想我们可能要ButIthinkwe'regonnahavetoputa-apininit,等一阵子再说justforabit好吧那要等到什么时候Okay,sowhen?下个月Nextmonth?Um.我是说你是冠名合伙人了Imean,you'reanamepartnernow.就是你一句话的事对吧Youcanmakethishappen,right?没那么简单我Well,it'smorecomplicatedthanthat.1.妈贝琳达塔特尔上楼来了Mom.BelindaTuttleisonherwayup.什么那个事故律师吗为什么啊What?Theambulancechaser?Why?不如我另外找时间吧我去跟弗朗西说一声Maybelljustreschedule.lltalktoFrancey.不是等等苏珊等下听我说No,wait,Susan,Wa-Justwait.1.isten.我的拍照被吊销后Okay,soafterIlostmylicense搬到你这之前我给贝琳达塔特尔andbeforeIstartedhere,Ididafewtinyjobs干过几次小活特别小那种forBelindaTuttle,like,nothingjobs.找到了几个目击者找到了一只失踪的耳朵Foundacouplewitnesses.Trackeddownamissingear.说来话长失踪的耳朵托德1.ongstory.Amissingear?Oh,Todd.我当时饥不择食嘛Iwasdesperatebackthen,但现在我要重塑我的公众形象butnowmrebuildingmypublicpersona.托德2.0Todd2.0.2.1我其实也记不清楚自己到底是几点几了2.1?Ihonestlycan'trememberwhatpointmat.而我不想让贝琳达和她臭大街的名声AndIdon'twantBelindaandhersleazyreputation把我拖进坑里draggingmebackdown.但是她让我帮忙However,shehasaskedme把她介绍给你tomakeaprofessionalintrotoyou,我出于好心andjusttobenice也是为了摆脱她让她赶紧走我就andtoavoidherandtogethertogoaway,I-但你不需要跟她合作或者代表她butyoudonothavetoworkwithherorrepher,或者甚至跟她交谈代表她哈不可能oreventalktoher.Repher?Ha!No.托德像贝琳达塔特尔这种律师Todd,lawyerslikeBelindaTuttle让整个行业都为之蒙羞arewhatgivetheentireprofessionabadname.她干这行就是为了赚钱She'sonlyinitforthemoney.而且这样对我们的Andhowwouldthatlook大客户来讲像什么样子好像我们在抛售似的toourA-listclients?1.ikeweweresellingout?不我是绝对不会代表贝琳达塔特尔的No,IwillabsolutelynotrepresentBelindaTuttle.贝琳达塔特尔先生很高兴认识你BelindaTuttle.Esquire.Nicetomeetyou.我是来见玛格丽特莱特的mheretoseeMargaretWright.好我这就通知她你到了Okay,I'lljustletherknowthatyou'rehere.没事别麻烦了Oh,it'sokay,don'tworryaboutit她知道我要来She'sexpectingme.顺带一提喜欢你的上衣1.oveyourblouse,bytheway.贝琳达塔特尔BelindaTuttle.你好啊Hello.贝琳达塔特尔BelindaTuttle.Ta-da.这梯子可得放稳了Makesurethisissturdy.从梯子上掉下来的平均赔偿是12万5Myaveragerecoveryforaladderfallis125K.你好Hello.很高兴认识你Enchantee.松脱的电线就是魔鬼的游乐场Uh,loosewiresarethedevil'splayground.小心了人们1.ookout,people!这种布置不符合人体工程学Thissetupisnotergonomic.当你患上腕管综合征时Whenyoudevelopcarpaltunnel,你就要andyouwill,给我打电♥话♥callme.你一定就是玛格丽特了YoumustbeMargaret.是妈这位就是贝琳达塔特尔Yes.Mom,thisisBelindaTuttle.贝琳达塔特尔你在广&hearts浩♥上应该看到过我BelindaTuttle.Youmightknowmefrommyads.有麻烦找塔特尔"Trouble?CallTuttle.,我知道你是谁Yes,Iknowwhoyouare.你这广&hearts浩♥词特别上头Yourjinglejustburrowsrightintothebrain.进来吧Comein.那么So,uh,托德告诉我说Toddtellsmethatyou'rehaving你可能惹上了官司somesortoflegaltrouble,or.你听说过里昂丁克斯吗Well,youheardabout1.eonDinks?就是在超♥市♥里摔倒的那个Themanthatfellatthegrocerystore?不是我的领域Notmyarea.他多年前曾是我的客户Well,heusedtobeaclientofmine,yearsago,栏杆松动事故alooserailingaccident.但这次他摔倒后死了Butthistimehefell,andhedied.非常遗憾Oh,msosorry.他妹报r警Hissisterwenttothepolice.里昂跟她说他参与了1.eontoldherhehadbeenrecruited假摔骗局而这骗局是我搞出来的forafakeslip-and-fallscam,andthatIwasbehindit.是你搞出来的吗Oh,andwereyou?Behindit?当然不是Ofcoursenot.我知道人们怎么评价我Iknowwhatpeoplesay,但我不是那种趁火打劫的事故律师butmnotanambulancechaser.这我倒没听说Oh,Ihadn'theardthat.无所谓我知道自己是什么人Well,Idon'tcare.IknowwhoIam.我是个好律师magoodlawyer也很成功andasuccessfulone.好吧也许我代表的一些委托人Okay,maybesomeofmyclientsthatIrepresent是夸大了他们的伤势exaggeratetheirinjuries,但我绝对不会让他们故意伤害自己but1wouldneveraskanyonetoinjurethemselves.我有什么必要搞个骗局出来毁了自己拥有的一切呢WhywouldIriskeverythingforastupidscam?我明白你的意思但我的案子已经排满了Iseeyourpoint,but,uh,mydocketisfull.我需要一个厉害的律师Ineedagreatlawyer.外面肯定有合适的律师Well,therightattorneyisouttheresomewhere.他们指控我过失杀人Theychargedmewithmanslaughter.我去了12家律所他们都不肯接vebeento12firms,they'veallturnedmedown.玛格丽特我需要你的帮助Margaret,Ineedyourhelp.我理解真的Iunderstand.Ido.Mm.听着不只是我如果我败诉1.isten,it'snotjustme.IfIfail,我的所有员工都失业了allofmyemployeesareoutofjobs.我MARGARET:1.uh.同情你的两难境地但是听着Iappreciateyourdilemma,but-1.isten,我按IE常价格给你双倍lldoubleyournormalrate.现金预付Incash.Upfront.克莱斯特弗丁&莱特律师事务所欢迎您WelcometoCrest,Folding&Wright.妈跟贝琳达合作绝对是个大错Mom,workingwithBelindaisahugemistake.我们不能接啊Wegottogetoutofthis.也许我们该做掉她Maybeweshouldbumpheroff.你还干过这事呢Haveyoueverdonethat?你反应过度了MARGARET:Youareoverreacting.贝琳达就是个需要帮忙的委托人Belindaaclientwhoneedshelp.你不会真的觉得她主导了骗局吧Youdon,tactuallythinkshe'spartofthisscam,doyou?妈你自己也说过Mom,yousaidityourself.你认为咱们的大客户在大厅里见到贝琳达YouthinkyourA-listclientsaregonnabe他们还会推荐我们吗givingusreferralswhentheyseeBelindainourlobby?不我们跟她不一样No.We'renotlikeher.妈你和我不包括他Mom,youandI-nothim-我们是顶级人士wearetop-shelfpeople.贝琳达在这我们贝琳达Belinda'sdownhere.Us.Belinda.我们贝琳达赖尔Us.Belinda.1.yle.你明白我的意思吧YouknowwhatImean?托德这事已经定了Todd,ithasalreadybeendecided.而且贝琳达的提审就在今天下午AndBelinda'sarraignmentisthisafternoon,我们得抓紧了soweneedtogetmoving.我的天Oh,myGod.在我看来指证贝琳达的证据非常的薄弱Now,theevidenceagainstBelindaseemsverythintome.所以我的抗辩是因为她的声誉SoIwillbearguingthatbecauseofherreputation,检方被偏见蒙蔽了双眼theprosecutionisblindedbytheirownbias.如果这是个骗局Andifthisisascam,而贝琳达与此无关andifBelindaisnotapartofit.能证明她无辜的最好方法Thebestwaytoproveherinnocence就是找到真正的幕后黑手istofindtherealmastermind.没错真棒赖尔Exactly.Good,1.yle.是棒棒哒糊涂大侦探Yeah,excellentwork,InspectorClouseau.但以我对贝琳达的了解ButifIknowanythingaboutBelinda,她可是触怒了不少人andIdo,she'ssteppedonalotoftoes.简直就是众矢之的It,sToe-mageddon.如果你非要我接这个案子那我就去查查看Andifforcedtoworkthiscase,IguessIcoulddosomedigging是不是有人想要报复她andseeifsomeone'stryingtogetbackather.很好托德报复绝对是其中一个可能Good,Todd.Revengeiscertainlyapossibility,但是对这类骗局buttheonethingthatweknowforcertain有一点是肯定的aboutscamsliketheseis那就是这一切都与钱有关thatit'sallaboutthesettlementpayments.所以赖尔你来查查资金流向So,1.yle,youwillbeonthemoneytrail.很遗憾我们可杳的东西不多Unfortunately,wedon'thavealottogoon,所以我们需要找下那个sowe'llneedtobringinthat,um,司法♥会♥计师亚历克斯that,uh,forensicaccountant.Alex!我是说Uh,Imean,uh,亚历克斯帕克AlexParker.是个isa.合适的人选solidcandidate.这就是个大错她犯了个大错Thisisabigmistake.She'smakingabigmistake.不是吧我们连点心都不备了吗Wait,wedon'tevenhaveanypastries?真好棒极了今天本该是个开心的日子Great.Greatday.Itwassupposedtobeagreatday.嘿两位Hey,guys.玛格丽特现在责任更重了Margarethasmoreresponsibilitynow,她现在很多事要忙而你们andshe,sgota-alotonherplate,andyou.是但我感觉她根本就不肯听我讲Yeah,butIfeellikeshe'snotevenlisteningtome.事实就摆在眼前她却视而不见Shecan,tseewhat'srightunderhernose.对吧没错Right?Right.Exactly.我的生意起步1mean,it'shardenoughgetting已经够难的了选择贝琳达绝对是个错误mybusinessofftheground.Belindaisamistake.高级助理是我应得的职位Ideservetobeseniorassociate.我才不会就这么轻轻放过等等mnotgonnajustmoveon.Wait.你觉得要想让玛格丽特知道她犯了多大的错YouthinkIshouldshowMargaretwhatabigmistake.所以你的意思是想要保护我的声誉So,you'resaying,toprotectmyreputation.我就该为你们的案子做点贡献.byfindingsomethingtohelpwithyourcase?就得赶紧把贝琳达弄走然后.andgetBelindaoutofmylifeasquickaspossible我就可以继续发展业务了这样可行喔andmoveon?Thatcouldwork.真高兴跟你聊了这事msogladwehadthistalk.谢了弗朗西Yeah,thanks,Francey.不是吧What?这咖啡是怎么了Whathappenedtothecoffee?Ugh!我卜楼去买♥♥好了mgoingdownstairs.祝你愉快Haveaniceday.中杯黑咖Mediumcoffee.Black.行吧说个请也不难吧Yeah.Imean,a"please"wouldn'thurt,而且眼睛看着对方也不会死andalittleeyecontactwouldn'tkillyou,either.请Please.请问杯子上我要写什么名字Andwhat'sthenameIshouldputonthat?托德Um.Todd.托德Todd.很高兴认识你托德我是朱迪Nicetomeetyou,Todd.mJudy.米莉森特呢Where,sMillicent?她啊她不得不去Oh,actually,shehadto.南非So,inSouthAfrica,他们啊你没事吧they-Ah!Oh,areyouokay?天还好没事Oh,myGod.0w.Okay,you'reokay.Okay.如果你想起诉的话'Youknow,ifyou'reinterestedinsuing,这有个完美的律师gottheperfectlawyerforyou.行吧我可不找官司哪那么好打的Mm.Yeah,notforme.Notlitigious.不太信这个Don'treallybelieveinit你知道80%的美国人Youknowthat80%ofAmericans就算有了麻烦也负担不起律师费吗can'taffordlegalhelpwhenthey'reintrouble?那律师都谁请去了Thenwho'shiringallthelawyers?我更关注个人责任Well,Ithinkmmoreintopersonalresponsibility.与人为善自己清理干净烂摊子Youknow,bekind,cleanupafteryourself；尽量别把地球给烧毁了trynottoburndowntheplanet.我有哲学和环境可持续性Iactuallyhavemymaster,sinphilosophy双硕上学位andoneinenvironmentalsustainability,所以基本算是个专家了somkindoflikeanexpert.不是吧你有两个硕士学位Wait,youhavetwomaster's?实际上有五个Five,actually.还有一个中大西洋线上大学的半硕士学位Andapartialmaster'sfromMid-AtlanticonlineUniversity.六个我总是忘了天体生物学Six.Ialwaysforgetastrobiology.好了那么Allright,so.有叫托德的客人吗Um,IhaveaTodd.1射谢Yeah,thankyou.好吧Oh.Wow.Okay.行吧就杀死所有的海龟好了Yeah,let'sjustkillalltheseaturtles.嘿我爱海龟Hey,Iloveseaturtles.当然Sureyoudo.谢谢Thankyou.客气Welcome.怪人Weirdo.等我们提审结束Assoonaswegetthroughthearraignment,我就会开始证人准备工作we,llstartwitnessprep.早上好啊玛格丽特Ah,goodmorning,Margaret.早贝琳达Morning.Belinda.盖里你气色可真好Ah,Gary,you'relookingwell.谢谢玛格丽特Thankyou,Margaret.老伙计嘿嘿Myman!Oh.Hey,hey.嘿你还在倒卖♥♥季后赛门票吗Hey,areyoustill,uh,scalpingthoseplayofftickets?我认罪给我弄三张Guiltyascharged.Ineedthree.没问题好了Willdo.Allright.那个家伙Ugh,thatguy?谁助理地检鲁索吗他恨我MARGARET:Who?A.D.A.Russo?BE1.INDA:Hehatesme.我在法庭上打败过他好几次Iwhuppedhimincourtabunch.好吧Okay.你You!我哥那么信任你可现在他死了Mybrothertrustedyou,andnowhe'sdead!里昂死了1.eonisdead.夫人这边请Ma'am,thisway,please.你跟一个不择手段的事故律师搅在一起Whenyouridewithanambulancechaser,结果肯定有人要进太平间somebodyalwaysendsupinthemorgue.好好享受吧Enjoy.塔特尔的案子FortheTuttlecase,你对数据用的是偏移函数还是索引函数areyouusingoffsetorindexfunctionforthedata?我觉得偏移函数最好用因为它是Ifoundtheoffsetfunctionisbestasit'scalculated以单个单元格为参考进行计算的fromasinglecellreferencepoint.结果更清晰Cleanerresults.你还真是总给人惊喜呢Well,aren'tyoufullofsurprises?如果你周五有空Youknow,ifyou'refreeFriday,也许可以去我的公♥寓&hearts洪进晚餐maybewecould,uh,havedinneratmycondo.好啊终于可以看看你家什么样了Yeah,Icanfinallyseeyourplace.还有早上公♥寓♥附近有个特别好的Also,urn,there,sagreatfarmersmarket农贸市场如果你愿意留到早上的话inthemorning,ifyouwantedtomaybe,urn,stay.你是想邀请我Areyouaskingme在你家过夜吗tosleepover?这是我们第五次约会了Itisourfifthdate.你算上热狗车那次了吗Areyoucountingthehotdogcart?赖尔我需要你1.yIe,Ineedyouto.哦嘿亚历克斯Oh.Hey,Alex.怎么了真可爱What?You'rejustcute.好吧我打了几个电♥话♥Okay,so,Imadesomecalls,果不其然贝琳达树敌颇多and,nosurprise,Belinda'sgotalotofenemies.保险公♥司♥律师甚至老客户Insurancecompanies,lawyers,evenoldclients.所以我搞了个宿敌名单So,Iputtogetherthis"Nemesis1.ist"-该名称的商标权正在申请中trademarkpendingonthatname-里面都是潜在嫌疑人但人数太多了Ofpotentialsuspects,butthere'sabunch,所以我需要分你一半andIneedyoutotakehalf.不行因为我们找到了线索Can'becausewefoundalead.我们进入了保险结算数据库Wegotaccesstotheinsurancesettlementdatabases,发现r一件奇怪的事andwefoundsomethingstrange.在过去18个月里So,inthelast18months,发生了五起滑倒摔倒案件therehavebeenfiveslip-and-fallcases都涉及贝琳达的前客户allinvolvingformerclientsOfBelinda.对而这几起案件都没上法庭Yes,andthesecaseswereneverfiledwiththecourts.一切都是暗箱操作Everythingwasoff-book.所以只有你不想公开记录时So,you'donlywanttobeoff-book才会进行暗箱操作ifyoudidn'twantapublicrecord.没错然后我们又跟踪了结算支付Exactly,andwetracedthesettlementpayments,发现所有款项都去到了同一个andtheyallwenttothesameaccountat.西港银行开立的账户里户名呢WesternGatewayBank.So,whoseaccountisit?银行拒绝提供户名信息Thebankrefusestoreleasethisinformation,但我们查到了一些内容butwedidfindsomething.所有滑倒摔倒事件So,theslip-and-fallsallhappened发生在五个不同的超♥市♥里但奇怪的是atfivedifferentgrocerystores,and,strangely,他们都有同一个员工目击者科里希尔theyallhadthesameemployeewitness,CoryHi