So Help Me Todd《帮帮我托德（2022）》第二季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

天Oh,God.怎么Whatis.?嘿你没事吧Hey.Iseverythingokay?没没事Oh,yes.Yes.有事No.这周简直糟透了托德It'sbeenahorribleweek,Todd.我这周不得不Ihadtofirethreemore我这周不得不Ihadtofirethreemore再开掉三个人peoplethisweek.人们避我跟避瘟疫似的Andpeopleavoidmeliketheplague.我当初做冠名合伙人ThisisnotwhatIimagined没想到会这样啊beinganamepartnerwouldbelike.好吧Okay,well好吧Okay,well也没那么差对吧It,snotallbad,isit?我今天无意中听到有人叫我死神IoverheardsomebodytodaycallmetheGrimReaper.穿着这身Inthatsuit?不是吧这死神也太炫时尚了Comeon,that,saprettyfancyReaper.妈我认真的我会撑你的Mom,I'mserious.Iamhereforyou.我们之前说过这事Wetalkedaboutthis.要我怎么帮你你已经帮到了WhatcanIdotohelp?Well,youalreadyhave.戴着领带Byshowingupinatie陪我一起去看歌♥剧andgoingtotheoperawithme.而且And,oh.那些康乃馨是给我的吗Arethosecarnationsforme?当然啊超♥市♥特♥价♥$2.99Uh-Huh,supermarketspecial.$2,99.好吧Okay.我要暂时忘掉工作Iamjustgoingtoforgetaboutwork和我的孩子们享受今晚andenjoyanightoutwithmychildren.但非得看歌♥剧吗Butdidithavetobeopera?是的托德是的Well,yes,Todd,yes.我们多幸运啊Wearesolucky能在波特兰看到这么棒的演出tohavesuchafabulousproductioninPortland.你妹妹呢Where'syoursister?哦艾莉森医生啊Oh,uh,Dr.Allison我也不知道在哪而且我一直想跟你谈谈isIdon'tknowwhere,andvebeenmeaningtotalktoyou用法律手段aboutsomesortoflegalaction把她赶出我的公♥寓♥toevictherfrommyapartment.她滥用我的善意住下不走了Shehasseverelyoverstayedherwelcome.在我身边晃来晃去影响了我的整个风格Andshe'sjustalwayshangingaroundandcrampingmystyle.我是独狼来着Andmalonewolfnow.矮油你还独狼呢Oh,you'realonewolfnow,areyou?对独狼Yes,Iamalonewolf.独狼私♥家♥侦♥探♥听候调遣1.oneWolfP.I,atyourservice.我就告诉你Well,IwilltellyouwhatItoldher她想把你赶出车&hearts库♥时我对她说的话吧whenshewantedtoevictyoufromhergarage.祝你好运Goodluck.你知道艾莉森报名参加了DoyouknowthatAllisonissigningup很多课程吗什么制♥作♥酵母啊foralltheseclasses,likeMakeSourdough装♥修♥庭院啊andRefurbishingPatios还有中级自行车技巧andIntermediateBicycleTricks.然后她又取消Andthenshe'scanceling退掉了所有课程anddroppingoutofalltheclasses?这不像艾莉森啊Thatdoesn'tsoundlikeAllison.但你知道她今年Well.Butyouknowsheis经历r很多事goingthroughsomethingthisyear.不如你去门口等她吧Whydon'tyoujustgowaitforherbythedoor?是夫人Yes,ma'am.真是太好了Thisissogreat.苏珊Susan.你看上去真是光彩照人Youlookincredible.非常感谢真的吗Thankyousomuch.Youreallythinkso?你不觉得我的头发有点过吗我说不好Butyoudon'tthinkthehair,stoomuch?Idon'tknow.胡说顾客招待会你穿多奢华Nonsense.Nosuchthingastoomuch都不为过forthePatron'sReception.顾客招待会哈ThePatron,sReception.我和贝弗利去年一起去的Oh,uh,BeverlyandIwenttogetherlastyear.你要跟我们一起吗Oh,willweyoubejoiningus?太赶了Toosteep.也许明年吧Maybenextyear.嗨Hi.玛格丽特Margaret?Hmm?那是你的客人吗Isthatyourguest?失陪一下UI.excuseme.搞什么鬼Whatonearth?我迟到了但总算赶到了mlate,butImadeit.你你来听歌♥剧就穿成这样吗A-Andthisiswhatyouchoosetoweartotheopera?妈这里是波特兰Mom,it'sPortland.没人在乎的Nobodycares.我知道你会不高兴Iknewyou'dbeupsetaboutthis.哦我明白了你知道我会不高兴Oh,Isee,youknewdbeupset,然后你还故意穿成这样yetyoudeliberatelychosetowearit.你在这呢Thereyouare.嗨-嗨Hi.Hi.等等你们俩又吵啥呢Wait,whatarewefightingabout?你妹这身行头Oh,yoursister'sappearance.不主要是她的脸Oh,no,that'sjustherface.托德-我之前出去办事Todd.Iwasrunningerrands.而且我也不喜欢歌&hearts倨UAndIdon'tlikeopera.再说我们反正也坐在黑暗中Andwe'regonnabesittinginthedarkanyway.好了该进去了Hmm,okay,let'sjustgoin.我就让你好好打扮一个晚上都不行It,sliketheonenightIaskyoutojustdressupandlook.妈你放松点好吗Mom,relax,okay.我又不上台It,snotlikemgoinguponstage.不好意思Excuseme.好Okay.杰奎琳Jacqueline?她以为自己是谁雪儿吗Whodoesshethinksheis,Cher?麦当娜吗大力水手吗Madonna?Popeye?她的全名是杰笔琳维奥莱特杜波依斯伯顿HerfullnameisJacqueIineVioletDuboisBurton.是个国际巨星Andshe'saninternationalsuperstar.请你尊重些-嘿你不是蒂米查理斯吗Pleaseshowsomerespect.Hey,aren'tyouTimmyChalice?早安波特兰的天气预报员TheweatherguyfromA.M.Portland?嗯嗯而你则是那个Mm-hmm,andyou're把我锁在小屋里的假实习生thefakeinternthatlockedmeinthatbox.真高兴能在一个It,ssonicetoseeyouagain,好些的环境下再次见面underbettercircumstances.你喜欢歌♥剧Oh,areyouanoperafan?我是喜欢杰奎琳IamaJacquelinefan.Oh.而且这是她最后一次扮演雅典娜AndthisisherfinalperformanceasAthena.女神降落凡间后venevermissedasingleperformance我从没错过她的任何一场演出whenthegoddesshasappearedonEarth.女神哈懂了Oh,thegoddess,oh,gotcha.花是给她的吗Arethoseflowersforher?反正肯定不是给你的They'recertainlynotforyou.这剧场真美啊Thisisabeautifulhouse.真是Justbeauti.艾莉森Allison.干嘛-别吃了What?Putthataway.我没吃晚饭啊1didn'thavedinner.歌♥剧女王女王Diva!Diva!我听不懂他们在唱啥Ican'tunderstandwhatthey'resaying.是法语It'sinFrench.是吗Itis?能给我用下吗CanIhavethatforasecond?我只是想MARGARET:Shh.Justwantto.赖尔也来了Oh,1.yle'shere?歌♥剧迷哈这就说的通了Hmm,operafan.Well,thatmakessense.杰奎琳,杜波依斯伯顿"JacquelineDuboisBurton,"blah,blah,blah,三个孩子伯顿吗"threechildren."Burton?赖尔伯顿1.yleBurton.杰奎琳难道是赖尔的母亲IsJacqueline1.yle'smother?好棒好棒Brava!Brava!好棒Bravo!救命Help演的还挺逼真Thisisincredible.奥布丽奥布丽AubreylAubrey!我们需要个医生Weneedadoctor!剧院里有医生吗Isthereadoctorinthehouse?嘿Hey,psst!你不是医生吗.拜托剧院里Aren'tyouadoctor?Please,isthereadoctor有医生吗-是啊inthehouse?Yes.我天我天对啊好Oh,myGod,oh,myGod.Yes,okay.抱歉抱歉让我出去让我出去Okay,sorry,sorry.1.etmeout,letmeout.报♥警♥Call911.那个女人穿的什么啊Whatisthatwomanwearing?让一下快快快Outoftheway.Go,go,go,go,go.嗨我是个医生嗨Hi,madoctor,hi.你能听见我说话吗Canyouhearwhatmsaying?坚持住坚持住Staywithme,staywithme.什What她死了She'sdead.所有的歌♥剧都这样结尾吗Doalloperasendlikethis?托德别这么冷漠Todd,don'tbecallous.死人了啊Awomanhasdied.可怜的奥布丽要我说什么JACQUE1.INE:PoordearAubrey!WhatcanItellyou?那把刀就从我手里Theknifesimplyslipped滑了出去啊frommyhand.真是灾难Oh,thecalamity!托德你说为什么赖尔MARGARET:Todd,whydoyouthink从没告诉过我们杰至琳是他母亲呢that1.ylenevertoldusthatJacquelinewashismother?水Water.来点新鲜的矿泉水安抚下我的神经Freshspringwatertocalmmynerves.玛格达Magda!这不是矿泉水Thisisn'tspringwater!抱歉我这就去找矿泉水msorry.llfindspringwater.也许是因为这个吧1mean,maybethat'swhy?她看起来确实有点难伺候Shedoesseemtobeatadhigh-maintenance.她可是个国际歌♥剧天后Well,she,saninternationaloperadiva.压力肯定挺大的Thatmustcomewithalotofpressure.简直是疯rThisisinsane.死了的那个女人下场歌♥剧Thewomanwhodiedwassupposed要取代杰奎琳的toreplaceJacquelineforthenextshow.那个舞台经理给了他们谋杀的动机Thatstagemanagerisgivingthemmotiveformurder.他们确实指向了赖尔的母亲They'redefinitelypointingrightat1.yle'smom.我不喜欢他们看她的眼神MARGARET:Idon'tlikethewaythey,relookingather.母亲我送你去更衣间休息一下吧Mother,letmetakeyoubacktoyourfittingroom.这里-我只是无法相信It'sjust.Ijustcan'tbelieve这种事会发生在我身上thisishappeningtome.我觉得你现在应该1.Y1.E:Ithinkyoushouldfocus关注的是你刚去世的同-是是是onyourcolleaguewhojust.Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes.我知道我知道Iknow,Iknow.你现在为什么不来拥抱安抚一下你妈Andwhyaren'tyouembracingyourmotherrightnow?一个女人在我表演的时候死了啊Awomanhasdiedduringmyperformance.警♥察♥来了你们俩跟受害人是什么关系Oh,herecomethecops.Andwhatexactlyisyourrelationshiptothevictim?好吧我们没有关系Oh,okay,well,wedon'thaveone.很遗憾她去世了嘿Verysorryshe,sdead.Oh,hey.你是歌♥剧警♥察♥吗我开玩笑的Um,areyoutheoperapolice?mjoking.除非你真是等等歌♥剧Unlessyouare.Wait,doestheoperahave也拥有自己的警力吗itsownpoliceforce?那有歌♥剧监狱吗Isthereanoperajail?只是坐在观众席上吗Isthatjustsittingintheaudience?我就是在开玩笑哈但你们有吗mjustjoking,butdoyouhaveone?讲真我能看看吗And,seriously,canIseeit?不不我爱她JACQUE1.INE:No,no,Ilovedher.她准备接我的班呢Shewasgoingtotakeovermyrole.我很高兴她死了mjustgladshedied.死于她深爱的歌♥剧中Doingwhatsheloved.夫人我们恐怕要请您Ma'am,we'dliketoaskyoumorequestions明天去局里进行问讯atthestationtomorrow.行吧行吧我想我JACQUE1.INE:Yes,yes,!supposeI不不等会等会等会No,no,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,uh.我我会陪她一起去I-1willberighttherewithher.我是她的律师是吗Iamherlawyer.Youare?你们为什么要进一步盘问我的当事人呢Whydoyouneedtoquestionmyclientfurther?就是例行公事夫人有人死了Justroutine,ma'am.Awomandied.她是目击证人She'sawitness.这是我的名片Here,smycard.谢谢抱歉Oh,thankyou.Sorry.我们明天上午见We'11seeyouinthemorning.我需要躺会儿Ineedtoliedown,玛格达Magda!灾难真是灾难啊Thecalamity,thecalamity!居然死了个人Awomanisdead!我很担心mveryconcerned.这些警官似乎在怀疑杰奎琳Theseofficersseemverysuspiciousof.Jacqueline.又把自己当成主角了Puttingherselfatthecenterofthedramaagain.赖尔她是你母亲啊1.yle,she,syourmother.话虽然是这么说的That'swhattheytellme.历史告诉我她不会有事的Historyhastaughtmeshewillbefine.无论发生什么Nomatterwhat.杰奎琳杰奎琳REPORTERSJacqueline!Jacqueline!看看啊他们多喜欢我1.ookatthatTheyadoreme.想想看如果我上了法庭ImagineifIhadatrial.恐怕会成为世纪一刻Itwouldbethemomentofthecentury.比罗森堡夫妇还出名BiggerthantheRosenbergs.顺便说一句他们被处决了Theywereexecuted,bytheway.我去看看后门哈I-mgonnagocheckoutback.很好Great.Mm.律师等我们收到验尸报告后Counselor,we,llbeincontact冉联♥系♥你吧oncewereceivetheautopsyreport.我的当事人已经给了口供Well,myclienthasgivenherstatement.你们还需要什么呢Whatmorecouldyoupossiblyneed?很明显就是一起事故啊Itwasclearlyanaccident.等我们发现失踪的武器后才能确认死亡原因We'llconfirmthecauseofdeathandlocatethemissingweapon.什么叫失踪的武器Whatdoyoumeanmissingweapon?那把刀不见了Weneverrecoveredtheknife.意外刺伤一般不会有人Accidentalstabbingstypicallydon'thave故意隐藏武器但我的当事人一直在台上missingknives.Butmyclientwasonstage,在聚光灯下啊inthespotlight,theentiretime.她不可能把刀拿走Shecouldn'thavetakentheknife.再说她也没有动机Andplusthereisnomotive.杰奎琳去哪了Where'dJacquelinego?我永远不会用刀伤人的Icouldneverstabsomeone.但要是我杀奥布丽ButifIhadkilledAubrey,我会选择毒药Iwouldhaveusedpoison.就像罗密欧和朱丽叶1.ikeRomeoandJuliet.如此的悲惨和恶毒:Sotragicanddiabolical.一而且缓慢-好了好了Andslow.Okay,okay.Okay,okay.她不是那个意思无可奉告无可奉告Shedoesn'tmeanthat,youknow.Nocomment,nocomment.后门也挤满了记者Um,thebackexitisalsocloggedwithreporters.社交媒体上都疯了Thisstoryisgoingbananasonsocialmedia.她的酒店也建议我们Andherhotelisadvisingusnottoreturn电视台摄像机走了之后再回去untiltheTVcamerasaregone.真好啊Mm.Fantastic.奥布丽死了而我被牵扯r进来AubreyisdeadandIamrelevant.不不我们需要把她从这弄走Oh,no,no,weneedtogetherawayfromhere远离媒体andawayfromthepress.对我们可以送她去赖尔的住处Yes.Uh,uh,wecantakeherto1.yle'splace.通常来说我是不让我妈Asarule,Idonotallowmymother去我住处的intomylivingquarters.一走了走了-我绝不会用刀Comeon,comeon,comeon.Iwouldneverstab.我知道该去哪了Iknowexactlywherewecango.好了进来吧Okay.Comeonin.这是公交车♥库♥的Isthisthewaitingroom候车室吗atthebusdepot?这这是我的公♥寓♥Uh,th-thisismycondo.我的家Myhome.一个让你远离媒体和粉丝的地方Aplaceawayfrom.fromthemediaandyourfans.是了是了尽一切可能Yes,yes,yes,byallmeans,剥夺我在公众露面的机会让我在这里枯萎deprivemeofmypublicandletmewitherawayhere.如果你需要什么TODD:Well,ifyouneedanything吃的喝的都在这边toeatordrink,it'srighthereinthe.连体开放小厨房♥吗Attachedkitchenette?我的天DearGod.母亲请你礼貌些Mother.Pleasetrytobepolite.我老板很慷慨的提供了Mybossisgenerouslyoffering.一个让我去死的地方Aplacetodie.在我经历那么多的创伤之后Afterallthetraumavebeenthroughalready.奥布丽在舞台上差点杀死了Aubreynearlykilledmeonthatstage.不是这么回事好吗Thatisnotwhathappened.年轻人我是个艺术家JACQUE1.INE:Youngman,Iamanartist.我诠释真与美Iinterprettruthandbeauty.赖尔从来都不崇尚艺术1.ylehasnevervaluedthearts.他跟家里其他人一样非常有天分Hehasgreattalent,justliketherestofthefamily,但他拒绝了也疏远了我们butherejecteditandus.居然去做了警卫不他是个侦探Tobecomeajanitor.Oh,no.He,sadetective.我是个侦探-当然了肯定是不如我了Iamadetective.Imean,notasgoodasme,ofcourse.但他也算是侦探你去窥探其他人的生活Butheisone.Okay.Youlookintootherpeople'slives去解决他们的麻烦andcleanuptheirproblems.这就是情绪警卫Thatisanemotionaljanitor.好吧杰奎琳请坐吧Okay,Jacqueline,uh,here,pleasehaveaseat.就当家里一样坐这吧赖尔Makeyourselfathome,sitdownhere.And,1.yle.你也休息会Getcomfortable.Meantime,然后托德和我要回办公室了ToddandIaregoingtorunbacktotheoffice,我们需要调查一卜情况andwe'regoingtolookintothesituation.现在你就躲起来好好享受一下Now,youstayoutofsight和你儿子一起的美好时光吧andenjoysomequalitytimewithyourson.还有别把猫放出去了And,uh,also,don'tletthecatout.真是开眼了Wow.Imean.你能相信他们Canyoubelievethewaythey.跟彼此说话的态度我天Talktoeachother.MyGod.一太不正常了一太不成熟了Somisguided.Soimmature.一我们从没没开什么玩笑Wewerenever.No.Areyoukiddingme?我绝不会我也是Iwouldn,t.No.NeitherwouldI.太可悲了Sosad,really.超级可悲Supersad.Hmm.Hmm.好吧Allright.杰奎琳现在只是个嫌疑人JacquelineisonlyapersonOfinterestrightnow.但当她一意孤行地要把自己牵扯进去Buthowdowemakesuresheisn'tchargedwithacrime我们要如何确保她不会被指控呢whensheishell-bentonimplicatingherself?还有我们确定她无罪吗Also,arewesureshe'snotguilty?托德她是我们的当事人也是赖尔的母亲Todd,sheisourclientand1.yle'smother.即便她有动机Andeventhoughshehadmotive,现场有成千上万的人therearehundredsofwitnesses看着她刺杀了那个女人whowatchedher.Stabthatwoman.据称刺杀据刺Allegedlystab."Allegistab."据刺并且杀害了奥布丽AllegistabandkillAubrey.她没谋杀她好吧Shedidnotmurderher.Okay,fine.那我们的策略是什么呢So,what'sourstrategy?先进行防御性调查Well,adefensiveinvestigation.找到丢失的刀解开谋杀之谜Findthemissingknifeanddispelthemysteryoffoulplay.然后把它重新转成一次意外Andturnthisbackintoanaccident.不管杰奎琳Regardlessof经常对媒体whatJacquelineimpliestothepress说的那些触犯众怒的话withinfuriatingregularity.好吧那我去歌♥剧院找到那把刀Okay,so,Igotothetheaterandfindthatknife.我去让苏珊联♥系♥一下地检AndmgonnaaskSusantoreachouttotheD.A.看看他们对控告杰奎琳有多认真andseehowseriouslythey'relookingatJacqueline.很好回见GreatSeeyoulater.干的漂亮Goodwork.早啊Goodmorning.好吧Okay.Uh.早上好Goodmorning.有趣哈早上好Thisisfun.Goodmorning.贝弗利-玛格丽特Beverly.Margaret.这是干嘛呢-我安排苏珊What'sthis?vearrangedforSusan登上了玫瑰城杂♥志♥toappearinRoseCityMagazine's40位40岁以下杰出女性的专刊40under40issue.真不错Oh.Howwonderful.既然你拒绝给她升职BEVER1.Y:Well,wehadtodosomething,我们总得做点什么吧sinceyourefusedtopromoteher.贝弗利你很清楚Oh,Beverly,youknowfullwell我们现在没有预算来支付她的涨薪Wedon'thavethemoneytoincreasehersalary.但是她聪明有野心BEVER1.Y:Andyetsheissmart,ambitious,有人脉andconnected.她是这间律所的未来Sheisthefutureofthisfirm.作为执行合伙人Asmanagingpartner,我可以告诉你Icantellyouthisfirmhasnofuture如果不解决财务问题律所就没有未来ifwedon'tgetbackonfinancialtrack.你在这拍照Youaredoingphotoshoots,而我无时无刻不在努力andIamspending维持我们的生计everywakingmomentjusttryingtokeepusafloat那我想你应该在大批人离开之前ThenIsupposeyoushouldtryharder再努力一点了'beforethere,samassexodus.死神GrimReaper.这里This.很酷嘛Ah,verycool.你是谁你来干什么MAGDA:Whoareyou?Whatareyoudoing?Oh.Oh.抱歉Sosorry.Um.谢丽尔派我来的-谢丽尔Cherylsentme.Cheryl?雪莉雪拉Sherry?Shears?莎拉卡拉Shara?Kara.卡拉吗来拿杰奎琳的包Kara?TopickupJacquelinerSbags?卡拉让我来的来取她的包Karasentme,yes,topickupthebags.可这里基本上不剩什么了Well,thereisn'tmuchleft.警♥察♥几乎把所有东西都拿走作为证据了Thepolicetookalmosteverythingasevidence.他们找到刀了吗Oh.Uh,didtheyfindtheknife?我不知道刀的事Idon'tknowanythingaboutaknife.这就是剩下的一切了她肯定会生气Thisiswhatthereis.Sheisgoingtobesoangry.这些花真好Thesearenice.某个可悲的脑残粉儿Somepathetic,derangedfan把它们放在了她的化妆问lefttheminherdressingroom.不知道他是怎么去的后台1don'tknowhowhegotbackstage.我们真该把花Weshouldputthem放在那个可怜姑娘的坟墓上onthatpoordeadgirl'sgrave.是是太悲剧了Right,right.Sotragic.我我听说她是杰奎琳的候补演员I-1-AndIheardshewasJacqueline'sunderstudy?有些人说奥布丽的声音特别美Mm.SomesayAubreyhadthemorebeautifulvoice.从不会错一个音还拥有绝对高音Nevermissedanote.Perfectpitch.当然了没有哪个声音能比得上杰奎琳的Ofcourse,novoicecouldevermatchJacqueline's.杰奎琳得多恨她Oh,howJacquelinehatedher.别跟任何人说这话哈Don'ttellanyoneIsaidthat.我不会的No.Iwon't.你父亲给你的Fromyourfather.说是打开你心轮的Somethingaboutopeningupyourheartchakras什么乱七八糟的orwhatevernonsense.纽约的冬天他能忍♥吗-不能IshesurvivingtheNewYorkwinter?No.关节炎都能要了他的命Hisarthritisiskillinghim.而Jl他还担心你Andhisworryforyou.担心你在西方的Worriedthatyouarelost雨和树中迷失了自己outwestintherainandthetrees.而且过于保守Andfartoouptight.看看你啊Imean,100katyou.你脸上的毛发是什么情况赖尔What-whatisthehaironyourface,1.yle?你不觉得我应该上晚间新闻Don'tyouthinkIshouldgoonthee