So Help Me Todd《帮帮我托德（2022）》第二季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

前情提要你要和我共进晚餐吗PreviouslyonSoHelpMeTodd.Doyouwanttohavedinner?要我我愿意Yes.I-1do.那是什么弗丁要装的Whatisthat?Foldingwantedit.拉普兰TODD:1.apland?梅里特弗丁嚼来自拉普兰的口香糖MerrittFoldingchewsgumfrom1.apland?我希望你知道对你我已经倾注所有了Iwantyoutounderstandthatmallinonyou.亚历克斯不是她自称的那个人TODD:Alexisn'twhoshesayssheis.她盗用我的身份在公♥司♥里四处打探She'sbeensnoopingalloverthefirm,每台电脑都动过ineverycomputerposingasme.你好啊亚历克斯Hello,"Alex.,我的真名是艾莉尔约瑟夫斯MyrealnameisAgentArielJosephs,联调局探员FBI.但是请你们听我解释But,please,letmeexplain.两年前联调局接到线报Twoyearsago,theFBIreceivedatip说波特兰的一名法官受贿thatajudgeinPortlandwastakingbribes.大额贿赂Verylargebribes.我是调查小组的一员Iwaspartofateamsentouttoinvestigate,做卧健workingundercover,做卧屁workingundercover,深入全城的律所和法♥院♥embeddedineverylawfirmandcourtacrossthecity.然后两个月前Andthen,twomonthsago,我发现了他Ifoundhim.第十二区的艾泽基尔布里克斯顿法官JudgeEzekielBrixtonofthe12thDistrict.薪水不高但有三套房♥Drawsamodestsalary,buthasthreehomes,豪车私人飞机fancycars,privatejet.我越调杳他就越发现ThemoreIlookedintohim,themore他和这家律所之间有关联connectionsIfoundwithhimandthisfirm.等等这家律所吗你想说什么Wait.Thisfirm?Whatareyousaying?我认为克莱斯特弗&莱特律师事务所IbelievethatsomeonehereatCrest,Folding&Wright有人在贿赂布里克斯顿法官isbribingJudgeBrixton.用钱买♥♥判决Payingforverdicts.富有的客户想要有利的裁决Wealthyclientswantafavorableruling?那个隐形的中间人就会帮他们他们牵线搭桥Theinvisiblebrokerheregetsitforthem.所以这整件事你的名字工作我们So,thiswholething,yourname,yourjob,us.都是假的thiswasallfake.都是假的thiswasallfake.除了我们Everythingbutus.赖尔我爱你1.yle,Iloveyou.我不指望你能不AndIdidn'texpectto-No.不你不但是No.You-no.But.赖尔1.yle.好吧中间人哈Okay.Abroker?所以你是说So,you'resaying在这儿这个律所里有人操控了一个法官someonehere,atthisfirm,ownsajudge?再多的我不能说了Ican'tsayanymore.中间人,Abroker?早上好Well,well.Oh,goodmorning.嗨Mwah.Hi.Mwah.我要你在一跟我我脑袋-样大的杯子里Ineedsomeofthatinamug给我倒点那个asbigasmyhead.你整晚都在打滚还踢我Youwererollingaround,kickingmeallnight.我每隔半小时就醒一次Iwokeupeveryhalfhour,担心付不起办公室租金worryingaboutpayingtheofficerent.那是什么Whatisthat?哦对了Oh,yeah.快递员在你洗澡的时候送来的Deliveryguydroppeditoffwhileyouwereintheshower.要去什么高大上的地方吗Goingsomeplacefancy?天并没有Oh,God,no.这堆烂事之前我买♥♥的Iboughtthosebeforethiswholemess.格斯别碰你会给我蹭脏了的Oh,Gus,don'ttouchthem.You'regoingtosmudgethem.格斯这可是鲁布托啊Gus,thoseare1.ouboutins.放回去我还得退货呢Putthemback.Ihavetoreturnthemnow.如果你的律所真的那么拮据Youknow,ifyourfirmisreallythatstrapped,我有份工也许能帮上忙Imighthaveajobthatcouldhelp.为你打工吗什么工Workingforyou?Whatkindofjob?讯问和处理原告诉求Interviewingandprocessingplaintiffs.我上个月赢的那个索马西克的案子ThatSomaxiccaseIwonlastmonth.那家公♥司♥到处喷洒化学品Thecompanyspewedchemicalseverywhere,让周边社区无数人患了癌症gavetonsofpeopleinthecommunitycancer.但当金额巨大的和解协议Butwhenmyadmittedlyenormoussettlement被泄露给媒体时gotleakedtothepress,突然有一大群人站出来说suddenlyawholebunchofpeoplecameforward那家公♥司♥也害他们生病了sayingthecompanygotthemsick,too.所以你就需要我帮你审查Mm.Andyou'dneedmetovetthemforyou?讯问和处理诉求Interviewandprocess?一共163人All163ofthem.到周一早上完成ByMondaymorning.Ooh.Oh.费用275,000For,uh,275,000bucks.275,000对$275,000?Yeah.周一早上之前嗯公平听证会ByMondaymorning?Yeah.Fairnesshearing.决定谁能得到赔偿时间不能改Decidingwhogetswhat.Can'tbemoved.那我周末就得把整个办公室的人Oh,dhavetobringmywholeofficein都叫来工作toworkallweekendlong,而他们已经很恨我了没关系andtheyalreadyhateme.It'sallright.我在塞勒姆有个清算公♥司♥IgotaclearinghouseinSalem专门处理这种事thatusuallyhandlesthiskindofthing.Youknow.不不不不No,no,no,no,no,no,no.我没说不行啊来坐1didn'tsayno.Yeah,Imean,here.坐下坐下和我说说Sitdown,sitdown.Talktome.275000哈Um,$275,000?Mm-hmm.就一个周末的工作Foroneweekendofwork?一个周末非常辛苦的工作Well,oneweekendofveryhardwork.但我说了算Butmincharge.什公意思你是我老板呗Whatdoesthatmean?You'remyboss?这个周末没错Forthisweekend,oh,yes.弗莱德又来网球肘可不是开玩笑的Fred.Again?Tenniselbowisnotajoke.好吗Okay?不别No,don't.或者你的情况应该说Or,inyourcase,撕裤子肘可不是开玩笑的tear-away-pantselbowisnotajoke.我都没法♥iE♥常上班了医生It'smessingwithmylivelihood,Doc.好吧这样我开单子你去放射科Okay.Allright,1willsendyoutoradiology拍几张片不过你还是把裤子穿上吧forsomefilms,butputthosebackon.你会害死我的放射科医师何塞的You'regonnakillJorge,myradiologist.嗨我是格兰特医生你是那个Hi.mDr.Grant,andyou'retheone手切到的患者吧对嗨whocameinwiththecutonherhand?Yeah.Hi.伤口很小但我担心It-It,ssmall,butIworry可能有一点感染了itmightbealittleinfected.不会安全为上嘛No,it'sgoodtobesafe.麻烦你把纱布拿下来Um,ifyouwanttojusttakethatbandageoff.看上去没大事Mm-hmm.Itlooksokay.哇戒指好漂亮Oh,wow.Beautifulring.我以前也有个跟这差不多的戒指I,uh,Iusedtohavearingverymuchlikethat.亲Sweetheart?还有个跟这位嗨Andahusbandverymuch.Hi.很像的老公嗨.likethat.CHUCK:Hi.嘿小艾Oh.H-hey,Al.嗨查克Hi,Chuck.我还想你会不会在呢Iwonderedifyoumightbehere.这是我工作的地方Thisismyplaceofemployment.等等格兰特医生Wait,Dr.Grant.就是艾莉森格兰特医生吗AsinDr.AllisonGrant?只此一位别无分号♥The-theoneandonly.小艾这是伊利斯我的未婚妻Al,thisisElise,myfiancee.我们我们就要结婚了Uh,we're-we'regettingmarried.我哦亲1.uh.0h,hon.我们还能赶上Um,arewegonnamake蛋糕品尝吗我们是不是thecaketasting?Shouldwe.?哦对我给他们打个电♥话♥好Oh,Illcallthem,boo-boo.Okay.小艾Oh,Al,你头发不错lovethehair.谢了嗯嗯Thanks.Yeah,yeah,urn.我I,um.抱歉我刚意识到你需要填份表格Sorry,IjustrealizedthatIneedaformforyou但我没拿thatIdon'thave.艾莉森Allison?你没事吧Youokay?我需要在这世界上Ineedtojustgetaway消失一会会fromthewholeworldforawhile.好的谢谢请邮件MARGARET:Yes,thankyou,andpleaseemail.这里有个人是中间人Someonehereisabrokeruptono.托德Oh!Todd.我的天哪Good1.ord.你什么时候开始在94美分店买♥♥东西了Sincewhendoyoushopatthe94CentsStore?托德我不得不把这双宝贝儿退回去Todd,Ihavetoreturnthesebeauties-我把他们藏在了这个袋子里andmkeepingthemincognitointhisbag.说到隐藏我不想让大家觉得Speakingofincognito.Idon'twantittolooklike天都要塌了我还出去买♥♥这种鞋子moutbuyingshoeswhileRomeburns.说到这个我还在说隐藏Speakingofwhich.Iamcurrentlystillspeakingofincognito.托德Todd!我们这个周末都要加班Weareallgoingtohavetoworkthisweekend.所有人Everybody.紧急集♥合♥一个不落All-hands-on-deck.Everysingleoneofus.再见所有人祝你们周末愉快Goodbye,everyone.Havealovelyweekend.除了她Excepther?又“出差”Hmm.Another"business',trip?真不错Mustbenice.是谢谢Yeah.Thankyou.中间人TODD:Abroker?我我我知道FRANCEY:I-1-1know.我如果好吧I-IfOkay.又是物业经理租金的事It'sthepropertymanageragain,abouttherent.我要怎么说Whatdo1say?交给我Oh.Givehimtome.你好哈尔Hello,Hal.我是玛格丽特啊It'sMargaret.是我知道两个月没付了Yes,Iknow.Twomonthsbehindinrent.是但但但我周一早上就会Yes,but-but-butIwillhavetheentireamountforyou全额给你们转过去byMondaymorning.好哒Okay!你打算怎么在两天内Howexactlydoyouplan搞定两个月的房♥租呢toproducetwomonthsrentintwodays?好吧弗朗西Well,Um,Francey.我需要你给所有人发封邮件I-1needyoutosendanemailtotheentirestaff告诉他们我们整个周末lettingthemknowthatwewillallbehereworking都得来公♥司♥加班theentireweekend.对昼夜不停Yes,a-aroundtheclock.我想你定点餐Iwantyoutoordersomefood还有也许再弄几张折叠床and-andperhapssomecotsaswell.折叠床你说什么呢Cots?Whatareyoutalkingabout?这周末我要看魔法坏女巫mseeingWickedthisweekend.我票都买♥♥了I'vealreadypaidforthetickets.我加不了班抱歉Ican'tdoit.Wel1.Iamsorry,因为我们别无选择becausewedon'thaveachoice.我们这个周末Weareallworkinghere必须来加班thisweekend,包括我所有人includingme,everybody,就只能这样了andthatisjustthewaythatitis.早上好Goodmorning.对没错Yes.Thatisright.这个周末我们都要来公♥司♥加班Weareallworkingherethisweekend.而且如果我们Andifwedon'tshowup明早不来那下周一早上tomorrowmorning,wemayaswellnotbother我们也不用来了showinguponMondaymorning因为整间律所和我们的工作都不复存在了becausethefirmandourjobswon'tbehere.无一例外Noexceptions.还有谢谢大家And,uh,thankyou.她开玩笑呢吧STAFFER1:1sshekidding?真不敢相信周末还要加班STAFFER2:1can,tbelievewehavetoworkthisweekend.我还要约会呢STAFFER3:1haveadate.赖尔1.yle.给我一分钟就行Ijustneedaminute.这是我的真名和出生日期Thisismyrealnameandmyrealbirthdate还有我的社保账号♥我的一切andmySocial,my.everythingaboutme.我还是原来那个我赖尔mstillthesameperson,1.yle.我的名字不一样并不代表我也变了Just'causemynameisdifferentdoesn'tmeanthatIam.你知道真实的我什么样Youknowtherealme.我只知道我再也不想见到你了AllIknowis,Ineverwanttoseeyouagain.嘿赖尔Hey,1.yle.亚历克斯梅宝Alex,eh,Mabel艾莉尔搞什么Ariel.What.?怎么回事啊What'shappening?嘿你那啥Hey,whathappenedtoyour.?嘿亚历克斯艾莉尔管你叫啥的Hey,Alex,Ariel!Whateveryournameis.嘿站住Hey,stop.听着不管他说什么了他都不是真心的1.ook,whateverhesaid,hedidn'tmeanit.他他可能就是需要点时间H-Heprobablyjustneedssometime.可我没有时间了AndtimeistheonethingthatIdon'thave.他们叫我回华盛顿了我周一早上就飞They'recallingmebacktoD.C.IflybackMondaymorning.等等什么不是吧为什么啊Wait,what,youdo?Why?没有确凿的证据我们不能逮捕布里克斯顿法官Wecan'tarrestJudgeBrixtonwithouthardevidence,而这个中间人不管是谁andthisbroker,whoevertheyare,都非常小心的hascarefullyhidden隐藏门也们的每一笔资金everysingletraceoftheirfinancial好吧但你不能就这么放弃赖尔啊Okay,butyoucan'tjustbailon1.yle.他全心爱着你Hetotallylovesyou,而且他现在整体状态也比以前好多了andhe'ssomuchbettertobearoundnow.那些植物毛线衣再见了托德Thoseplantsandknittingsweaters.Goodbye,Todd.不不不不嘿嘿No,no,no,n-no.Hey,hey.不行你不能走给我一块钱No.You'renotleaving,Uh,givemeadollar.雇我Hireme.就现在快Rightnow.Comeon.反正你已经失败了还有什么好怕的Whathaveyougottoloseifyou'vealreadylost?就一句话你到底爱不爰赖尔Imean,doyoulove1.yleornot?听着没人比我更了解这间办公室1.ook,nobodyknowsthatofficebetterthanme.我就是你的内线myourinsideman.你刚雇了波特兰最好的侦探You'vejusthiredPortland'sbestdetective来帮你找那个中间人tohelpyoufindyourbroker.这件事完成之前你都不能离开Andyou'renotleavinguntilthisjobisdone.早早上好各位Goodmorning.Uh,goodmorning,everyone.我只想说Ijustwantedtosay我知道最近大家都很辛苦that,uh,Iknowit'sbeenreallyhardlately.而且很明显我们谁都不想And,obviously,thisisn'thowweallwanted这样度过周末来这里加班tospendourweekend-working.但是看看你们周围Butlookaroundyou.苏珊波莱特赖尔埃德娜Susan,Paulette,1.yle,Edna.我们不止是同事wearemorethanjustcoworkers.我们是一个大家庭Weareacommunity.我向你们所有人提出这个要求AndIamonlyaskingthisofallofyou只是为了防止进一步裁员sothatIcanpreventfurtherlayoffs.每走一个人对我的伤害都是双倍的Everysinglejoblosscutsmetwiceasdeep,为了表达andasatoken我的感激之情ofmygratitude,我会叫人送咖啡和贝果儿上来mgoingtohavecoffeeandbagelssentup.没法叫人送咖啡和贝果儿上来了吗mnothavingcoffeeandbagelssentup?公♥司♥银行卡已经被拒了Companycreditcardwasdeclined.山姆贝果儿在我们付掉过期发♥票♥之前AndSam'sBagelswon'tdeliver也不肯再给我们送货了untilwepayourbackinvoices.好吧:Oh,okay.只是个小挫折嘛It'sjustaminorsetback.那我们就找别家店Sowewillhavecoffeeandbagels来给咱们送咖啡和贝果儿呗sentoutfromsomewhereelse.现在请大家到各自的岗位报到Nowlet,sallreport在那里你们将收到具体的指示toourstationswhereyouwillreceivespecificinstructions.谢谢赖尔请跟我来Thankyou.1.yle,comewithme,please.让我们开始工作吧1.et'sallgettowork!好了所有姓氏中Okay,allattorneyswhoselastnames有三个元音的律师去havethreevowels,gotothe.不是吧有按这安排的吗Wait,isthisreallyhowwe'reorganizingthis?嘿嘿Hey.Oh,hey.我让你加入冒了多大的风险Iamtakingahugeriskbringingyouintothis.但你确实有我以前没有的渠道和信息Butyoudohaveaccessandinformation不过你要向我发誓thatIhaven'thadbefore.Justsweartome你会保守秘密thatyouwillkeepthisunderwraps.什么开什么玩笑别闹了What?Areyoukiddingme?Comeon.我可是专业的我就是保险库maprofessional.mavault这是联邦机密调查Thisisaclassifiedfederalinvestigation.是我就是你的门徒Yes,andmyourprotege.我想知道联调局是怎么工作的IwanttoknowhowtheFBIworks.等等你有氟化物吗Wait,doyouhaveacyanidepill?在你身上就现在Onyou?Rightnow?Oh,还有意外收获我已经破案了andbonus,vealreadycrackedthecase.很明显是贝弗利It'sBeverly,obviously.谁比贝弗利更有钱呢WhoherehasmoremoneythanBeverly?她显然是通过把判决书She'sclearlyrakingincashbysellingverdicts卖♥♥给出价最高的人来大赚一笔tothehighestbidder.相信我就是贝弗利Trustme,it'sBeverly.我昨天潜人她的办公室Isnuckintoherofficeyesterday发现了她的行程单andfoundhertravelitinerary.你知道她坐飞机去哪了吗Andwherewasshejettingoffto?瑞士Switzerland.你知道瑞士有啥吧Andyouknowwhattheyhavethere?瑞士银彳Swissbankaccounts.她怎么付得起这么豪华耀眼的Andhowisshereallyaffordingthisritzy,生活方式呢all-glamlifestyle?她就是那个中间人She'syourbroker.布理克斯顿是受她控制的SheownsJudgeBrixton.托德ARIE1.:Todd?不是贝弗利It,snotBeverly.我已经查过她的档案和财务状况Hmm?I'vebeenthroughherfilesandherfinances但没有发现任何联♥系♥andIhaven'tfoundaconnection.而且你的想法也Oh.Andalso,you'rethinking太过显而易见了吧waytooobviously.我们要找的是一个不那么浮华We'relookingforsomebodylessflashy,不那么公众人物的不引人注意的人“less.public,moreundertheradar.一个Someone.比如像她这种Well,someonelikeher.朱迪吗Judy?她都不在这工作Shedoesn'tevenworkhere.没错Exactly.她与公♥司♥关系不大Shehasatangentialrelationshipwiththefirm但也能进来butstillhasaccess.没人会怀疑她Nobodywouldeversuspecther.我跟她约会呢mdatingher.如果她是中间人我会知道的Ifshewerethebroker,Iwouldknow.是就像赖尔对我哈Right.1.ike1.yleknewaboutme?那不一样不好意思Well,that,sdifferentmsorry,你认识她多久了buthowlonghaveyouknownher?你对她了解又有多少Andhowmuchdoyoureallyknowabouther?我是说她哪里人住哪Imean,whereisevensheevenfrom?Wheredoesshelive?她住Shelives.实际上我还没去过她住的地方Actually,Ihaven'tbeentoherplaceyet.她住哪呢Wheredoesshelive?但但这也太荒唐了朱迪才没有But-butthisisridiculous.Judy'snotout贿赂法官她都不信任律师bribingjudges.Shedoesn,tevenbelieveinlawyers.她只在乎狗子还有人类和地球Sheonlycaresaboutdogsandpeopleandtheplanet.就没人用钱来帮助狗子Andnoone'severusedmoneytohelpdogs或人类或地球呗orpeopleortheplanet.朱迪吗Judy?所以你是说她通过贿赂法官获利Soyou'resayingshe,sprofitingbybribingthejudge,然后把钱用在她的事业上thenusingthecashforhercauses?用脏钱来清洁地球吗不可能Cleaninguptheplanetwithdirtymoney?Noway.不是她托德lt,snother.MARGARET:Todd.托德你在这儿呢Todd.Thereyouare.我四处找你Ihavebeenlookingeverywhereforyou.你好啊亚历克斯非常感谢Oh,hello.Alex,thankyousomuch这个周末你主动帮忙forofferingtohelpusoutthisweekend.托德赖尔第一组原告Todd,1.yle,thefirstgroupofplaintiffs已经到大堂了走吧isalreadyinthelobby,let'sgo.好吧Okay.你们俩负责第一步Now,youtwoarephaseone.你们要在163名原告Youwillmonitor进入大楼时就监视他们all163plaintiffsastheyenterthebuilding.然后这个非常重要Andthen-andthisisveryimportant-你们必须根据每个人的可信度来评估他们youmustassesseachindividualbasedontheirtrustworthiness.别说是我告诉你的哈但很显然Youdidn'thearthisfromme,butapparently,如果你夸大你的症状就可以得到更多的钱ifyouexaggerateyoursymptoms,youcangetmoremoney.我听说如果你撒谎说你得了癌症Youknow,Iheardifyoulieandsayyouhavecancer,就可以得到一大笔赔偿youcangetahugepayout.我也听说了Iheardthesamething.我做化疗几个月了vebeendoingchemoformonths.抱歉Sorry.苏珊Ah.Susan.跟我来SUSAN:Comewithme.格斯第二步Mm.Gus.Phasetwo?一旦我们知道我们该信任谁Onceweknowwhowethinkwecantrust,格斯苏珊和我会评估他们的法律地位Gus,SusanandIwillevaluatetheirlegalstanding.如果他们有合法要求那就进入第三步Iftheyhavealegitimateclaim,phasethree:他们的档案将由我们的绝密医学专家进行评估theirfileswillbeevaluatedbyourtopsecretmedicalexpert.不妈No,Mom,太亮了艾莉森it,stoobright.Oh,Allison,你不能坐在黑暗里啊youcan'tsithereinthedark.你又不是个吸血鬼You'renotavampire.你怎么知道我不是Youdon'tknowthat.艾莉森到底出什么事了Allison,whatiswrong?我需要个抱抱:Ineedahug.Oh.宝贝儿Sweetheart.我碰到查克和他的击婚妻了IranintoChuckandhisnewfiancee.我们才离婚个月We'vebeendivorcedforfivemonths他已经要再婚了andhe'sgettingremarriedalready?艾莉森宝儿Oh,Allison,sweetheart.我知道这对你来说有多难Thatmusthavejustbeensohardforyou.离婚真的是太闹心了对吧divorceisjustimpossible,isn'tit?简直是噩梦lt,sanightmare.是但我们都知道Yeah,butweallknow你的决定是正确的youmadetherightdecision,艾莉森Allison.而且杳克和这个伊利斯他们好像很幸福AndChuckandthisElise-theyseemhappy.等等你怎么知道她叫什么的,Wait,howdoyouknowhername?我我跟查克的母亲Well,I,Iamstillinmybookclubwith-with.还在同一个读书俱乐部我们在读withChuck'smother,and,well,wewerereading悲伤颂凄惨的女儿uh,OdetoaSad,DisastrousDaughter,顺带一提我觉得你可能会挺喜欢的whichIthinkyoumightlike,bytheway.所以你知道但你却没告诉我Then,youknewaboutthisandyoudidn'ttellme?我不想让你难过啊我以为你会Well,Ididn'twanttoupsetyou.Ithoughtyoumight.好吧如果你想让我整个周末都为你工作Okay,ifyouwantmetocontinuetoworkforyouallweekend