The Big Door Prize《大门奖（2023）》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

嗨你好吗不赖Hey,how'sitgoing?-Notbad.开车来这里用了一段时间但你还好吗Youknow,longdrivebutyeah-Howyoudoing?我很好你找我有什么事吗mgood.WhatcanIdoforyou?对让我想想这里有什么水龙头饮料吗Actually,yeah,let'ssee.Whatdoyouhaveontap?你看到这边贴着啤酒标签的龙头吗Well,youseethesetapsrighthere,withthebeerlabelsonthem?我们有.That'swhatwehave-生啤酒呀很好U寸That'swhatyouhaveontap.Cool.-Yeah.不如这样吧lltellyouwhat,你告诉我你最爱的口味whydon'tyoutellmewhatyourfavoriteis?我挑不出最爱的口味Icouldn'tpossiblypickafavorite.所有这些啤酒我现在都很喜欢I'vegrownveryfondofallofthesebeers.拉格啤酒如何Howaboutalager?听起来不错很好太好了马上就来Alagersoundsgreat.Cool.-Great,comingrightup.只要你出示一下身份证件AssoonasIseeyourID.太恭维我了对不对Youflatterme.-1know,right.因为你大概已经太老了不该喝酒'Causeit'slikeyou'reprobablytoooldtobedrinking,ifanything.没事我喜欢别人要我提供身份证明感觉像是回到了大学时期It'sallgood.1lovebeingasked.Itremindsmeofmycollegedays.没错Forsure.看吧Boom.（驾照波科瓦克）能把拇指移开吗Youwannamovethethumbforme?你40岁r天啊Andyou're40.Wow.你真显年轻“波科瓦克”你有什么冻龄秘诀Youlookreallygoodforyourage,"BeauKovac."What'syoursecret?植发肉毒杆菌再加上一点冷冻疗法Hairplugs.AndBotox.Alittlecryotherapy.你的真名是什么What,syourrealname?寇顿科瓦克对这是我爸的驾照Kolton.Kovac.Yeah,that'smydad.寇顿科瓦克你♥爸♥知道驾照被你拿走了吗Doesyourdadknowyouhavethis,KoltonKovac?他都不知道我把卡车开走了Hedoesn'tevenknowIhavehistruck.偷车大盗啊厉害Grandtheftauto,okay,nice.我会开回去的也许吧-也许lltakeitback.Probably.-Probably?我还不确定我只是对我们镇厌烦了Idon'tknow.mjustsosickofmytown.一帮没有目标的人做着一些没有目标的事It'slikepointlesspeopledoingpointlessthings.是啊全天下都如此Yeah,well,that'severywhere.只是你这么早就看清了才痛苦Itjustsucksthatyoualreadyfigureditout.对吧为了这个你怎么说也该给我一杯啤酒Right?Sotheleastyoucoulddoisgivemeabeer.好吧这是麦酒Allright,thisisanale.干杯-干杯Cheers.-Cheers.这是姜汁汽水Gingerale.姜汁汽水麦酒中的战斗机-对很好笑Gingerale,thefinestofales.-Yeah.Goodone.你明白我得扣留这个吧SoyouknowIhavetokeepthis,right?可以借用一下洗手间吗-请便Youmindif1useyourbathroom?-Goforit.谢谢Thanks.（摩尔福蝶机发掘你的人生潜力）嘿我该走了好的Hey,Ishouldgetgoing.-Ofcourse.不能让老婆和孩子等太久惹她生气就糟了Don'twannabelateforthewifeandkids.Don'twannaupsetthemissus.遇见你很开心mgladImetyou.小心驾驶Drivesafe.该死又多了一个圆点ShitAnotherdot.要命FUCk（欢迎来到迪尔非德城市范围）（寇顿）嘿波科瓦克Hey.BeauKovac.对那是我爸Yeah,that'smydad.我知道你的植发还好吗Yeah,Iknow.Howarethehairplugstreatingyou?抱歉我得去查看某些东西Sorry,Ineedtogo.checkonthethings.雅克布的朋友-什么FriendofJacob's?-What?不我.No,I-他是有个兄弟什么的吗Doeshehaveabrotherorsomething?是的你一定是刚搬来镇上Hedid.Youmustbenewintown.对Yeah.希望你长住Well,Ihopeyoustayawhile.听着我得去一趟银行1.isten,Igottagotothebank.（贝福德酒吧）我需要外套头盔手套Ineedajacket,Ineedahelmet,Ineedgloves.我想要那种不带指套的但带指套的也可以mthinkingthefingerlessones,butIcouldgoeitherway.但你打算先买♥♥什么外套还是机车Butwhatdoyougetfirst?ThejacketortheHarley?嘿酒保你觉得呢Hey,whatdoyouthink,bartender?抱歉什么Sorry,what,sgoingon?我只是在发掘自己的潜力mjustfollowingmypotential.（机车手）这是你在哪儿拿的Wheredidyougetthat?等什么呢快试试啊Whatareyouwaitingfor?Giveitawhirl.约翰逊先生Mr.Johnson.上面写了什么Whatdoesitsay?“准备好迎接下一个阶段了吗”"Areyoureadyforthenextstage?"以前没有这样过It,sneverdonethatbefore.什么What?什么叫“以前没有这样过”Whatdoesthatmean,"It'sneverdonethatbefore"?就那个出现的那句话你们做了什么我们什么都没做That.Whatit,sdoing.Whatdidyoudo?-Wedidn'tdoanything.机器发出蓝色的光Therewasabluelightcomingfromit.我们循着光来现在它问我们是否准备好迎接下个阶段Wefollowedit,andnowit,saskingusifwe,rereadyforthenextstage.各位上面写着“准备好迎接下一个阶段了吗”Guys,it,ssaying,"Areyoureadyforthenextstage?"我刚就是这么说的-乔吉奥你成功了Ijustsaidthat.-Giorgio,youdidit.我按了绿色的按钮但什么都没发生1pushedthegreenbutton,butnothinghappened.你为什么要按按钮我们该先投票的Whyareyoupressingbuttons?Weshouldvoteonthis.好吧你不是老大Okay,you'renotinchargehere.你试图说服整个镇子反对这台机器You'retheonewhotriedtoturntheentiretownagainstthemachine.我是开启了讨论重新点燃人们的兴趣Istartedadialogueandreignitedinterest.摩尔福蝶机出了什么问题吗DidsomethinghappenwiththeMORPHO?我得请你止步mgonnahavetostopyou.抱歉了各位我们所面对的是一个完全正常的局面msorry,people,we'rejustdealingwithacompletelynormalsituationhere.天啊汉娜你的后背那是什么Oh,myGod,Hana,yourback!-Whatisthat?好吧Okay.这里没什么不寻常或神秘的事情Nothingunusualormysterioustoseehere.所以请各回各家吧So,please,justreturntoyourhomes.好了我刚按过所有按钮什么反应都没有Okay,Ijustpressedallthebuttons.Nothinghappened.我认为我们应该先拔掉插头然后再插回去Ithinkweshouldunplugitandthenplugitbackin.不别拔插头-对着机器吹吹气试试No.Don'tunplugit.-Tryblowingonit像拍番茄酱瓶子那样拍一下-这提议不错Hititlikeaketchupbottle!-Thatsoundsgood.对嘿摩尔福蝶机我们准备好迎接下个阶段了Yes.Hey!MORPHO,we'rereadyforthenextstage!或者问问汉娜吧OrmaybeweshouldaskHana.我们怎么进入下一个阶段Howdowegettothenextstage?我不知道但我知道一件事Ihavenoidea.ButlltellyouwhatIdoknow.好吧Okay.我开始在那里工作时摩尔福蝶机已经在那儿了TheMORPHOwasalreadytherewhen1startedworkingthere,但没人把它当回事butitwasn'treallyathing.偶尔有人用它拿到自己的潜力卡然后生活继续Imean,peoplewouldsometimesuseit,gettheirpotentialsandtheymoveon.但我从不知道那之后他们经历什么ButIneverreallyknewwhathappenedtothemafterthat.真抱歉汉娜其实我不喝威士忌msosorry,Hana,Idon'treallydrinkwhiskey.你们有干霞多丽吗-我想要脏马提尼Doyouhave,like,adrychardonnay?-1wouldloveadirtymartini.我现在没在工作mnotworkingrightnow.你不想喝威士忌的话可以给我llhaveyourwhiskeyifyoudon'twantit.不给等等No,youwillnot.-So,holdon.你说的另一个镇子的人Thepeopleinthisothertown,他们没有因为一台机器的卡片而完全改变自己的生活theydidn'tcompletelyupendtheirlivesbecauseofacardtheygotfromamachine?我不知道他们做了什么那也不是一个镇子Idon'tknowwhattheydid,anditwasn'tatown.不过是一个前不着村后不着店的酒吧Itwasjustthisbarinthemiddleofnowhere.伤心人去的伤心地鲁本神父曾去过那里Sortofasadplaceforsadpeople.Imean,FatherReuben'sbeenthere.等等你见过摩尔福蝶机Wait,you'veseentheMORPHObefore?不我只去过那家酒吧一次我甚至没见到这机器No,Ionlywenttothatbaronetime.Ineverevensawthemachine.但是在这里你们开始互相分享自己的卡片Buthere,youallstartedsharingyourcardswitheachother支持彼此奇怪的希望与梦想andsupportingeachother'sweirdlittlehopesanddreams.我以前没见过其他人这么做I'veneverseenanyonedothatbefore,我也没见过这台机器进入另一个阶段andveneverseenthemachinegotoanotherstagebefore.好吧我现在有好多问题-我也是Okay,Ihavesomanyquestions.-Same.我想为文摘问几个问题-这样好了dliketoaskafewfortheDigest-Youknowwhat?每个人可以问一个问题再多我就承受不了了Everyonegetsonequestion.That'sallIcanhandlerightnow.乔吉奥你问吧Yes,Giorgio?“超级巨星”是不是摩尔福蝶机曾给出的最好潜力卡Is"Superstar"thebestMORPHOpotentialanyone'severgot?不是No.对嗨汉娜Yeah.Hi,Hana.“超级巨星”有没有排进最好潜力卡的前三名Is"Superstar"inthetopthreebestpotentialsanyone'severgot?我有个问题现在是什么情况Ihaveaquestion.Whatisgoingonhere?什么意思-问大家一个问题Whatdoyoumean?-Questionforthegroup.你们知道我救了伊兹一命吗Didyouallknowthat1savedIzzy'slife?我们先别转移话题好吗1.et'sstayonthetopicathand,shallwe?我想知道世界上这么多地方为什么汉娜偏偏来到我们镇IwannaknowwhatledHanatothistownofallplaces.我只是随便在地图上选了一个地方Ijustpickedarandomplaceonthemap.但是当摩尔福蝶机出现时只感觉ButwhentheMORPHOshoweduphere,itfeltIike-是个迹象Asign?感觉一切都是互有关联的Itfeltlikethingswereconnected.就像那些该死的圆点摩尔福蝶圆点1.ikethefuckingdots.MORPHOdots.你的后背上有我自己身上也有You'vegotthemonyourback,andI'vegotthemonmyselfalso.这意味着什么Whatdoesitmean?你身上有圆点蓝色的圆点Youhavedots?Bluedots?对摩尔福蝶蓝色圆点Yeah,MORPHObluedots.只有汉娜和我身上有HanaandIaretheonlyoneswhohavethem,这一定意味着我们很特别whichmustmakeusspecialsomehow.我有圆点-什么vegotdots.-What?你有什么Youwhat?我的脚底板有圆点Ihavedotsonthebottomofmyfoot.我没说因为我觉得不好意思1didn'tsayanythingbecause1felttooself-conscious.你们没见过彼此裸体Don'tyouseeeachothernaked?我们总是看到彼此的正面裸体Weseeeachother'sfrontsnakedallthetime.不错Nice.我的胸部有一个巨大的圆点Ihaveahugefriggin'dotonmychest.那是一颗痣That'samole.好吧但还有谁胸部有痣吗Okay,butdoesanyoneelsehaveamoleontheirchest?不是一回事-好吧听我说Notthesamething.-Okay,listen.我也不知圆点是怎么回事1don'tknowaboutthedots.多年前我身上就开始出现圆点但不知道是什么引起的Istartedgettingmineyearsago,butIdon'tknowwhatcausesthemand-怎么进人卜.个阶段-不知道这就是我想说的Howdoyougettothenextstage?-1don'tknow.Thisiswhatmsaying.只因为我曾去过有摩尔福蝶机的地方JustbecauseIwasinaplacewheretheMORPHOexisted不代表我doesn,tmeanthatI有许多事情我仍然不了解There'ssomanythingsthatIstilldonotunderstand.灯又亮了-观察力真好啊Thelightsarebackon.-Wellspotted.好吧酒吧打婵了Okay,thebarisclosed.你们明天可以再问我问题虽然我不会有答案YoucanallaskmemorequestionsthatIdon'thavetheanswerstotomorrow,但现在请各位离开butuntilthen,Ineedyouallout.伊兹我可以帮助你Icanhelpyou,Izzy.我的膝盖已经没事了我不需要你帮忙Mykneeisfinerightnow.Idon'tneedyourhelp.这是一次很棒的初次约会Asfarasfirstdatesgo,thishasbeengreat.未完待续你有多少个圆点We'llhavemoredates.-Sohowmanydots?几个Afew.给我看你的我就给你看我的llshowyoumineifyoushowmeyours.总之我等不及“查看”你的脚了Anyway,can'twaittogetmypawsonyourfeet.你现在大概对我有不满Somprobablynotyourfavoritepersonrightnow.为什么这么说Whatmakesyousaythat?你懂的我对你有所隐瞒Youknow,Ihaven'tbeenfullyopenwithyou.不我刚还在想你是对的No,no,Iwasjustthinkingthatyouwereright.我们根本不了解彼此Wejustdon'tknoweachotheratall.你还没问你的问题呢Whataboutyourquestion?你不想问吗Youdon'twannaaskmeaquestion?我觉得今晚的讯问就到此为止吧Ithinkwecancallofftheinquisitionforthenight.噢糟糕Oh,shit.有趣的夜晚Nicenight.完美之夜It'sperfect.我知道这里总是下雨但是我喜欢雨Imean,Iknowitrainedalot,butIlikerain.我也喜欢雨停的时候AndIalsolikeitwhenitstopsraining.我也是Metoo.很好Good.你把车停在哪了Sowhere,dyoupark?我不是开车来的我只是在跟着你走1didn'tdrive.Iwasjustfollowingyou.不是吧太搞笑了Stopit!That'shilarious.我是在跟你走呢一天啊真的Iwasjustfollowingyou!-Oh,gosh.Really?对我刚Yeah.Iwasjust怪不得我们走得这么慢Nowonderwewerewalkingsoslowly.我也不是开车来的Ididn'tdriveeither.在迪尔庆找停车位太难了-太难了ParkingatDeerfestisalwayssocrazy-Socrazy.迪尔庆就很疯狂是啊Deerfestwascrazy.-Yeah.还记得我们救下小镇你说你可以当我女儿的“继”乔吉奥RememberhowwesavedthetownandyousaidyoucouldbeaStep-Giorgio然后我们接吻了全镇人都喝彩吗tomydaughterandthenwekissedandthewholevillagecheered?记得Ido.我记得-对1dorememberthat.-Yeah.对我想请你一起回家Yeah,daskyoutocomeover,但你肯定想回家陪萨凡娜butmsureyouwannagethometoSavannah.天啊噢萨凡娜Oh,myGod.Oh,Savannah.天啊她一定在想我去哪了Oh,God,she'sprobablywonderingwhereIam.我该打给她Ishouldcallher.但她可能睡着了Unlessshe'sasleep.吵醒她就不好了对吧AndthenthatwouldbebadifIwakeherup,right?喂是坏妈妈俱乐部的主席Hello?It'sthepresidentoftheBadMomClub.对你们有新会员广Yeah,youhaveanewmember.不知道呢1don'tknow.我好饿脑子都不清楚了我还没吃晚餐呢msohungryit'shardtothink.Ihaven,thaddinneryettonight.我也没吃晚餐Ihaven'thaddinnereither.我们可以垫垫肚子然后你去看看萨儿娜怎么样MaybewecanfuelupandthenyoucancheckonSavannah?好啊其实这主意真不错Yes.Youknowwhat?Thatactuallysoundsreallysmart.对但是已经这么晚了Yeah.Butgosh,it,salreadysolate.你家有多余卧室可以让我过夜吗Imean,doyouevenhaveanextrabedroomformetocrashin,如果我太困了就不回家了ifIgettoosleepytogohome?问得好我的卧室可多了我只是不想给你压力That'sthething.Igotsomany.Ijustdon'twanttopressureyou.噢乔吉奥我不希望今晚结束Oh,Giorgio.Idon'twantthisnighttoend.好的那就不让它结束Okay.Thenitwon't.但你会告诉我们的对吗-对Youwouldtellusthough,right?-Yes.我向你们保证我身上一个圆点都没有AndIpromisem100%dot-free.别逼我们检查你的身体翠娜Don'tmakeusdoabodysearch,Trina.达斯提别Dusty,no.我开玩我不可能真的做身体♥检♥查mjo-mnotgonnaactuallydoabodysearch.只是在强调我的意思Iammakingapoint.最好能知道家里谁有蓝色圆点Thatitwouldbegoodtoknowwhohasbluedotsinthisfamily.好吧我没说谎Okay,well,mnotlying.现在都开诚布公了不是更好吗Everything'soutintheopennow,andisn'tthatbetter?家里不再有秘密Nomoresecretsinthisfamily.对只剩下难以破解的存在主义谜题Yeah,justleavesuswiththeimpenetrableexistentialmysteries由一台机器提出而它选择了raisedbyamachinethathaschosen一个很“巧”的时机宕机了aratherinopportunemomenttoceaseoperating.总得有人把这事弄清楚吧Imean,somebody'sgottafigurethisout,right?它问了我们一个问题“准备好迎接下一个阶段了吗”Imean,itaskedusaquestion,"Areyoureadyforthenextstage?"也许就是个问题Well,maybeit'sjustaquestion.也许机器已经完成使命了Maybethemachinehasserveditspurpose,下一个阶段是所有人都带着自己所学的东西andthenextstageiseveryonejusttakingwhatthey'velearned继续生活为自己的人生负责andmovingonandtakingresponsibilityfortheirlives.对很可能-真可爱这想法很美好Yeah,that'sprobablyit.-That,scute.That'sbeautiful.总之我要睡了但我爱你们Well,anyways,mgoingtobed,butIloveyou.我也很享受和你们一起参加迪尔庆AndIreallylovedgoingtoDeerfestwithyou.我也爱你宝贝-今晚真好玩Iloveyoutoo,baby.-Suchafunnight.晚安-晚安Night.-Goodnight.你根本不相信她刚才说的对吧Youdidn'tactuallybelieveanyofthat,didyou?对我们必须进入下个阶段Nope.Wearegoingtogettothatnextstage.知道你来了约翰逊先生一定很高兴Mr.Johnsonwillbesogladyoucame.要不是我今晚也差点没命我会早点来的Iwould'vecomesooner,butIalmostdiedmyselftonight.天啊这么可怕发生了什么Oh,myGod.msosorry.Whathappened?她在稻草迷宫里迷路了我被困住了Shegotlostinahaymaze.-1wasentrapped.我被困在一个漆黑的大迷宫里Iwasentrappedinalabyrinthofdarkness.我救了她虽然她不知道我是谁AndIrescuedher.Eventhoughshedidn'tknowwhoIwas.我知道你是谁只是叫不上名字Iknewwhoyouwere.Ijustcouldn'tplacethename.你来过我的办公室十几次求我当警长You'vecomebymyofficeadozentimesbeggingmetobesheriff.你是怎么救下她的Howdidyourescueher?我一开始还心想Well,firstIwasthinking,“天啊也许我不需要把电锯带到迪尔庆来”"Man,maybeIdidn'tneedtobringmychainsawtoDeerfest."结果还派上用场了Butlet'sjustsayitcameinhandy.我特别佩服会用电动工具的人Iamsoinaweofanybodywhoknowshowtouseapowertool.我在医学院看到过的许多病例都是被割断的拇指AlotofthecasestudiesIsawinmedicalschoolwerelopped-offthumbs.对我没事也会做点家具改造什么的所以Yeah,well,Itinkerinfurniturerepurposements,so.好吧Okay.虽然我很愿意站在这里整晚看二位打情骂俏AsmuchasIlovestandingherewatchingyoutwoflirtallnight,但不得不提醒你们有个人正在濒死的边缘lestIremindyou,amanisonhisdeathbed.不他只是在休息No.He'sjustresting.但如果他醒来时你在床边那会更好ButIthinkitwouldbeniceifyoucouldbeherewhenhewakesup.我知道这对他意义重大Iknowit'dmeanalottohim.其实呢Youknowwhat?我很乐意但我必须Iwouldloveto,butmnogoodtoanyone睡满九个半小时的觉才有好状态unlessIgetmynine-and-a-half-hourssleep.所以我认为约翰逊先生会希望我先回家WhichiswhyIkindoffeellikeMr.Johnsonwouldwantme然后早上再来看他togohomeandmeetupwithhiminthemorning,到时候他也稍微恢复了一些状态whenhelooksalittlebitmorelikehimself.我觉得他会希望你留下他很快就会醒了1thinkhe'dpreferifyou'dstay.Itwon'tbelongnow.波现在说这件事可能有点不合时宜Youknow.Beau,attheriskofbeingindelicate,在这个场合办公事也不太好andconductingbusinessinasettinglikethis,但我一直在考虑你的警长建议I'vebeenthinkingaboutyoursheriffproposal.这座镇子确实需要一点额外的安保Andthistowndoesneedalittleextrasecurity.尤其现在时局混乱Especiallyinthesetumultuoustimes.真的吗你同意我所有的条款Really?Andyou'llagreetoallmyterms?薪水福利警徽全部管辖权Salary,benefits,badge,fulljurisdiction?细节我们可以早上再敲定Wecanhammeroutthedetailsinthemorning.但此刻约翰逊先生就属于你管辖权范围Butrightnow,Mr.Johnsonisyourjurisdiction.我需要你留在这里保护他AndIneedyoutostayhereprotectinghim.谢谢你伊兹Thankyou,Izzy.我不会辜负你的期望Iwon'tletyoudown.是的.天啊我准备好进人下一个阶段了Yes.Jesus,yes,mreadyforthenextfuckingstage.是的我准备好了Yes,Iamready.有进展吗Anyluck?是我一小时前解锁它Yeah.Iunlockedit,like,anhourago.我现在只是在胡乱玩Nowmjustdickingaroundforthefunofit.好吧耍嘴皮抱歉Okay,sarcasm.-Sorry.实在太令人沮丧了It,sjustincrediblyfrustrating.如果你恰巧知道作弊代码或.Soifyouhappentoknowthecheatcodeor"我已经把我所知道的关于机器的一切都告诉你了IalreadytoldyoueverythingthatIknowaboutthemachine,okay?好啦你.Okay.Okay,yeah.Doyou-我不吸大♥麻♥-好吧很好Ipassongrass.-Okay.Dope,dope,dope.你记得我们第一次见面的情景吗Doyourememberthefirsttimewemet?不记得了-我们就站在那边No.-Wewerestandingrightthere.我和你说一些关于植发的话Isaidsomethingtoyouabouthairplugs.噢对呢Oh,yeah.我好像的确隐约记得IguessIdohave,like,avague你表现奇奇怪怪的recollectionofyoubeingextremelybizarre.我把你当作你哥了Ithoughtyouwereyourbrother.寇顿鲁去过我的酒吧过去的那家Koltoncametomybar.Myoldbar.他开走了你♥爸♥的卡车他想让我给他啤酒Hehadtakenyourdad'struck,andhewantedmetoservehimbeer.我以为他就是普通的蠢小孩AndIjustthoughthewasthisdumb,normalkid.善良但正常Youknow,sweetbutnormal.结果他离开时.Butthen,whenhewasleaving.遇见你很开心mgladImetyou.小心驾驶Drivesafe.我从没见过其他人身上有那种圆点dneverseendotslikethatonanyoneelse.我无法解释AndIcan'texplainit,但那让我感到自己应该跟着他butitmademefeellikeIshouldfollowhim.一开始我没有跟上去但当我真的跟着他走后ButIdidn'tatfirst,andthenbythetimethatIactuallydid,他人已经不见了hewasalreadygone.寇顿为什么会有蓝色圆点WhywouldKoltonhavebluedots?我不知道正因如此我最终才想跟着他走Ihavenoidea,whichiswhyIfinallyfollowedhim,从而来到了这里anditledmeher