The Big Door Prize《大门奖（2023）》第二季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

（摩尔福蝶机插卡后动）真好That'sgood.（要想实现）（你的潜力）（你必须发掘）（你的真我）是我That'sme.这That's.你好英俊坏男孩你在做什么呢Hello,youhandsome,littledevil.Whatareyoudoing?（吹口哨者）“吹口哨者”"Whistler."我就知道Ifuckingknewit.天啊好吧Wow.Okay.我还记得这种感觉Irememberthatfeeling.怎么回事What?（继续吗）要怎么操作Howdoyou?Howdoyoudoit?（摩尔福蝶机发掘你的人生潜力）发生了什么Whathappened?你得亲眼看看才明白Youneedtoseeitforyourself.你们怎么知道操作原理的不知道我们试了各种办法Howdidyouknowhowtodoit?-Wedidn'tWeweretryingeverything.我以为必须要用作弊代码来解锁Ithoughtyouhadtounlockitwithacheatcode.看来这就是代码WhichIguessthiswas.但你竟然会弹泰勒明琴Buthowdidyouknowhowtoplaythetheremin?不知道我们花了一段时间Idon'tknow.Imean,ittookusawhile.你之前弹过吗Haveyouplayeditbefore?没有吧-“没有吧”Idon'tthinkso.-Youdon'tthinkso?我也不清楚雅克布帮了我1don'tknow.Jacobwashelpingme.所以别跟人说是我解锁摩尔福蝶机Sodon't,like,telleveryonethatIunlockedtheMORPHO.大家已经认为我是这台机器的专家了PeoplealreadysomehowthinkIknoweverythingaboutthismachine.我不想再解答问题了-好吧1don'tneedmorequestions.-Okay.不如这样好了我们就说是我弄清楚的Youknowwhat?Whydon'twejusttellpeoplethatIfigureditout?或者说是我毕竟我真的有参与OrwecouldsayIdid,sinceIwasactuallyinvolved.我知道如何弹泰勒明琴Well,1knowhowtoplaythetheremin,所以说是我更令人信服等等soit'lljustbemorebelievableifit'sme.Waitasecond.我弹过k丝说把琴给我之前她也弹过Iplayedit.Casssaidthatsheplayeditbeforeshegaveittome.汉娜显然也会弹Hanaknowshowtoplayit,apparently.而我们三人的一大共同点是什么Andwhatistheonethingthatthethreeofushaveincommon?都有蓝色圆点-我们没有共同点Youallhavebluedots?-1.iterally,nothing.我们都有蓝色圆点Weallhavebluedots.雅克布你必须弹奏泰勒明琴Jacob,youneedtoplaythetheremin.好吧我不确定我真的想要蓝色圆点Yeah.Idon'tknowifIreallywantbluedots.别这样雅克布我会亲手帮你把圆点割掉Comeon,Jacob.Iwilllancethemoffmyself来嘛你到底想不想解开这该死的谜题Comeon.Youwannasolveafuckingmysteryornot?没反应It,snotworking.不久前还可以的没反应了Youweredoingitaminuteago.-It'snotworking.插电了吗-这琴不需要插电Isitpluggedin?-Itdoesn'tneedtobepluggedin.你对它做了什么Whatdidyoudotoit?嗨-这是在做什么Hey.-What'sgoingon?哈伯德太太是你干的吗-里面有个迷你版的你吗Mrs.Hubbard,didyoudoit?-Wastherealittleyouinthere?我觉得应该换个人试试-我没有卡片所以1thinksomebodyelseshouldtryit.-1don'thaveacard.So.我有卡但不会随身带Ihaveacard.Ijustdon'tcarryitaroundwithme.我不会随身带卡片卡正好在我的睡袍里Idon'tcarrymycardaroundwithme.Itwasinmyrobe.你不洗睡袍的吗Don'tyouwashyourrobe?没有人会洗睡袍没必要洗睡袍Nobodywashestheirrobe.It'sjustarobe.我很肯定大家都会洗睡袍Prettysureeveryonewashestheirrobe.达斯提我们需要聊聊Dusty.Ineedtotalktoyou.机器怎么知道我们长什么样的-我不知道Howdoesitknowwhatwelooklike?-1don'tknow.我猜你也没有在滑雪massumingyouweren'tskiingaswell.对No.不我的比你更黑暗一点No,minewasalittledarkerthanyours.我在迪尔庆场景看起来和迪尔庆一模一样So,matDeerfest,okay?AnditlooksjustlikeDeerfest我进入稻草迷宫So,Igointothehaymaze.我妈在里面她戴着王冠站在那里Andthere'smymom.Andshe'sstandingtherewithhercrownon.然后我走到她面前AndIgouptoher,但没有拥抱她butinsteadofhuggingher,而是用刀刺了她Istabher.噢老天Oh,shit.用刀刺了好几下1.ike,multipletimeswithaknife.对不对那机器上写着“发掘你的真我”Right?Imean,thethingsays,"Discoverwhoyouare."这就是我的真我吗用刀行凶的人1.ike,isthatwhoIam?1.ike,astabber?刺伤母亲的人一个杀手Apersonwhostabstheirmom?1.ike,amurdererperson?不.而且你并不是在享受这个过程啊No.No,andit'snotlikeyouwereenjoyingstabbingher.我在她的尸体上跳舞Iwasdancingonherdeadbody.噢要命Oh,shit.我是这么想的这是一个隐喻YouknowwhatIthink?Ithinkit'sametaphor.是吗-是的Yeah?-Yeah.如果你想实现人生潜力Foryoutoachieveyourlifepotential,就必须将母亲"切'割”出自己的人生youneedtocutyourmotheroutofyourlife.这正是你在做的Whichiswhatyou,redoing.但在现实生活中你是用拥抱来做这件事Butinyourreallife,youdiditwithahug.那滑雪有什么隐喻So,what'sthemetaphorwithskiing?我也还没解开其中真意啊Youknow,mnotsurevequitedeciphereditjustyet.这和惠斯勒有关对吗我们上次分开的时候It,saboutWhistler,right?Thelasttimewewereapart?这的确像是确认了那点Imean,itdoesseemtoconfirmthat.我觉得从某个角度来说我的故事重点也在于独♥立♥生活Ithink,inaway,mine'saboutmestandingonmyowntoo.嘿等等那是娜特吗Hey,wait.IsthatNat?州E特嘿Nat!Hey!嘿你们好吗Hey.What'sgoingon,youguys?我只是出来跑步mjustoutforarun.你跑步穿这身-对啊That'syourrunningoutfit?-Yeah.对有时我跑步时Yeah,sometimeswhenIrun,喜欢穿前天晚上穿的衣服IliketojustweartheexactsameclothesthatIwaswearingthenightbefore,以免弄脏另一身衣服justtonotdirtyupanotherpairofclothes,youknow?话说你们俩一大早在这里做什么呢Anyway,whatareyoutwodoingupsoearly?这个嘛我们没睡觉Well,wehaven'tbeentobed.摩尔福蝶机又在运行了TheMORPHOmachine,it,sworkingagain.我破解了它Icrackedit.真的啊那太棒了是Youdid?That'samazing.-Yeah.我觉得过去24小时有好多新进展Ifeelliketherehavebeensomanynewdevelopmentsinthelast24hours.我们应该找个时间大家吃顿晚餐聊聊所有这一切Weallneedto,like,gettogetherfordinnerandtalkabouteverything.去乔吉奥吃怎么样Maybe,Idon'tknow,atGiorgio's?完全同意-能换个地方吗100%.-Canwegoanywhereelse?娜特你必须试试那机器Nat,youhavetotrythemachine.天啊我会.抱歉稍等Oh,myGod.Iwould-Sorry.Holdon.嗨宝贝你刚醒吗Hi,sweetie.Hi.Areyoujustwakingup?什么意思萨凡娜不.我可以说一整夜都在家啊Whatdoyoumean?Savannah.No.No,vebasicallybeenathomeallnight.达斯提Dusty.如果我们认真想要分开生活一段时间1.ook,ifwe'regonnabeseriousabouttakingtimeapart来自我探索以进行toself-explorethis."自探"self-ploration.那就得想想怎么告诉翠娜wehavetofigurehowtotellTrina.同意Agreed.我们应该想一个比“自探”Andweshouldcomeupwithatermthat,slessridiculous更合理的词汇than"self-ploration."我们应该能想到的Ithinkwecandobetter.那就称其为“自探”Sowe'recallingita"self-ploration."也就是“自我”和“探索”的组合Whichisamixof"selfand"exploration.'1听起来像是分居Andthatalsosoundslikeseparation.但这不是分居-对Butit,snotaseparation.-No.对其实更像是关系版的自我放飞期No.It,smorelikearelationshiprumspringa.你在学校学过阿米什文化的吧YoustudiedtheAmishinschool,right?这只是一个短暂的时期我们都有机会更多地探索自&hearts油♥It,sabriefperiodwherewebothgettoexplorealittlemorefreedom.好吧所以你们要去大城市嗑可♥卡♥因♥找一*堆炮♥友♥Okay.Soyouguysaregoingintothecitytodocokeandfuckabunchofpeople?当然不是不是Absolutelynot.-No.除非嗑可♥k♥因♥是我们在关系之外Imean,unlessdoingcokeisapartofusfiguringoutwhoweare探索自我的一部分4寸outsideofarelationship.-Right.对也许我会去尝尝“恶魔之粉”呢Yeah,maybeIwilltrytheolddevil'schalk.不行不能嗑可♥卡♥因♥-我应该不会No,youarenotdoingcoke.-No,Iprobablywon't.我能问个问题吗CanIaskaquestion?是请问-请问Yes.Please.-Please.你们昨晚有睡过觉吗-什么Didyouguyssleepatalllastnight?-What?我.我们决定喝很多咖啡I-Whatwedidwas,wejustdecidedwe'rejustgonnadrinkalotofcoffee.熬夜撑过来Powerrightthroughit.但你要相信我此刻说这些时ButyoubelievemerightherewhenItellyou我们精神高度专注且思维清晰thatwearereally,reallyfocusedandthinkingclearly.爸的眼睛都闭上了Dad'seyesareclosed.并没有我只是在思考你的话No,they'renot.mjustthinkingaboutwhatyou'resaying.那找炮♥友♥呢So,whataboutfuckingotherpeople?你们没谈过这件事吧Youguyshaven,ttalkedaboutit,haveyou?我I.没有No.我觉得应该找Ithinkweshould?你觉得应该找Youthinkweshould?我觉得我们可以找Imean,Ithinkwecan.我只是觉得应该考虑到翠娜你懂吗IjustthinkthatweshouldconsiderTrinainthis,youknow?我自己也是经历过父母离婚的明白这给生活造成多大的动荡AsachildofdivorcemyselfIknowhowdestabilizingitcanbe.对但这不是离婚Yeah,yeah.Notthatthisisdivorce.是的你们也不是孩子了但是没错其实我很混乱Yeah.Andnotthatyou,reachild,butyeah,mhonestlyprettyconfused.你们有一人要搬出去还是Isoneofyouguysmovingoutor-不会噢绝对不会好吧No.Oh,no.No.-Okay.你♥爸♥爸会他会在地下室住一段日子Yourdad,he'sjust-he'llsleepinthebasementforabit,youknow?给我们一点空间让我们找到自我Justtogiveusalittlespacesothatwecanfigureoutwhoweare.然后我们会重新在一起Andthenwewillcomebacktogether,关系会比以前更为牢固evenstrongerthanbefore.我懂的-是吗Imean,Igetit.-Yeah?我一直都觉得你们在一起时太年轻了Youknow,vealwaysthoughtyouguysprobablygottogetherabittooyoung.所以对这对你们来说也许是健康的做法So,yeah,Icanseehowthisishealthyforyou.好吧你是懂Okay.Youdo.我当然不知道该和朋友怎么说Idefinitelydon'tknowwhattotellmyfriends,因为你们俩这场说明会挺烂的sinceyouguyshaven'texactlynailedthepresentation.我们只是希望你明白我们非常非常爱你Wejustwantyoutoknowthatweloveyoumorethananything,我们仍然在你身边andthatwearebothstillhereforyou,无论你需要什么都支持你帮助你foranythingyouwant,nomatterwhat.今晚我能开派对吗CanIhaveapartytonight?什么室内派对What?Ahouseparty?在我们家我们不在场Atourhouse?Andwe'renothere?我可是经历了父母“自探”的孩子啊mthechildofaself-ploration.你觉得我偷走多少瓶喉霸威士忌HowmanybottlesOfThroatroasterwhiskey你♥爸♥才会注意到doyouthinkIcantakewithoutyourdadnoticing?我们需要多少瓶你觉得大家会自带酒水还是Howmanydoweneed?1.ike,doyouthinkpeoplewillbringtheirownStuffor-你以前没举办过派对吗Haveyouneverhostedapartybefore?我连派对都没去过几个vebasicallyneverbeentoapartybefore,因为寇顿总是会去派对becauseKoltonwouldalwaysgo,我则会在家洗衣服什么的anddbeathome,like,doingourlaundry.真贴心That'sverysweet.是啊Yeah.狂野派对当然很有意思So,aragersoundsfun,forsure.只是我昨晚没睡多久所以.It'sjustthatIdidn'tgetalotofsleeplastnight,so-天啊昨晚只有我睡觉了吗Jesus.AmItheonlyonewhogotanysleeplastnight?我们解锁机器后人们开始纷纷来到约翰逊杂货店Well,afterweunlockedthemachine,peoplestartedcomingintoJohnson's,等待去发掘自我所以wantingtodiscoverwhotheyare.So.好吧我可不太想发掘Yeah.mnot,like,dyingtofindout.显然下一个“阶段”让我父母坚信Apparently,thenext"stage"hasconvincedmyparents他们需要分开一段时间thattheyneedtotakesometimeapartfromeachother.我猜关于我的内容一定更糟糕rSoIcanonlyimaginewhatitwouldsayaboutme.等等什么你父母要离婚Wait,what?Yourparentsaregettingadivorce?不天啊不是没那么简单No.God,no.That'swaytoosimple.他们只是要在同一屋檐下分开生活They'rejustgoingtobelivingseparatelyinthesamehouse.噢真烦Oh,shit.是啊Yeah.你还好吗Areyouokay?还好你也了解我爸的Yeah.Youknowmydad.没有我妈他一天都活不下去Hewon'tbeabletosurvivewithoutmymomformorethanaday.其实他们作为“分居夫妇”的第一个活动就是一起去吃晚餐Infact,theirfirstactasaseparatedcoupleisgoingtoadinnertogether.所以别担心我还打算尽量好好利用这个时期呢So,notthatworried,butIamplanningtotakeadvantageofitwhileIcan.好了应该够了There.Ithinkthat'senough.好吧小吃呢Okay.Whataboutthesnacksituation?是要准备坚果零食还是烤肉串之类的Arewetalking,like,nutsandnibbles?Orisitmoreofacharcuterievibe?这派对一定很有趣Thisisgoingtobesofun.我可以切点水果摆盘Yo,Icouldsliceup,like,afruitplate.我还是觉得有人邀请你去乔吉奥那里吃晚餐时IstillthinkwhensomeoneinvitesyouforadinneratGiorgio's,合理的假设是她指的是餐厅it'sreasonabletoassumeshemeanstherestaurant.这顿晚餐有个好处是Well,thegoodthingaboutthisdinneris如果把我们的“自探”计划告诉娜特她会帮我们告知天下ifwetellNataboutourself-ploration,she'lljusttelleveryoneforus.你觉得我们已经准备好公开了吗Doyouthinkthatwe'rereadytotellpeople?准备好了-是吗Yeah.-Yeah?是的我觉得我们准备好了Yeah.Ithinkwe'reready.欢迎欢迎Benvenuto.我的天啊Mary,MotherofGod.两位请进Comeonin,youguys.乔吉奥的家就是你们家也是我的家Giorgio'scasaessucasaandalsomicasa.还记得鲁本神父吧汉娜也来了YourememberFatherReuben?AndHana,salsohere.对你好-又见面了Yeah.Hello.-Wemeetagain.真是惊喜但你们怎么来了Pleasantsurprise,butwhyareyouhere?乔吉奥告诉我们说他有关于机器的重量级消息Well,Giorgiotoldushehadimportantinformationaboutthemachine.嘿你才是重量级人物神父Hey,you'rethemachine,Father.我见过你神父眼下藏着你的强壮手臂veseenthosegunsyou'rehidingunderthosepriestgarbs.卡丝请Hereyougo,Cassie.谢谢-起泡酒老达Thankyou.-Justalittlebitofbubbly.BigD.好吧在今晚的盛宴开始前Okay.So,beforeweproceedwiththeevening'sfestivities,我想提出一个要求Iwouldliketorequest大家都把移♥动♥设备放在这个安保袋里thateverybodyplacetheirmobiledevicesinthissecuritypouch.我不会这么做Yeah,mnotgonnadothat.达斯提我们在试图享受当下Dusty,we'retryingtobemorepresent,我们鼓励宾客也这么做andweencourageourgueststodothesame.抱歉你说的“我们”msorry.Whenyousay,we."别恐惧“断电”别被这些长方形玩意控制了人生Don'tbeafraidtounplug.Don'tbeheldhostagebythesecubes.来吧老达交给我哥们-如果有紧急情况呢好吧1.et'sgo,BigD.Handitover,boy.-Whatifthere'sanemergency?Okay.你瞧是不是好多了See,isn'tthisbetter?正如我一直说的要“活在当下”AsIalwayssay,hereiswherethenowis.正如我一直说的“活在当下惊喜连连”AndasIalwayssay,hereiswherethewowis.娜塔莉好了啦Natalie,stopit.乔吉奥和我在交往我们官宣啦GiorgioandIaretogether.That'sourannouncement.等等重量级消息就是这Wait,that'stheimportantinformation?这和机器毫无关系啊That'snotaboutthemachineatall.汉娜其实有关Well,Hana,actuallyitis.因为乔吉奥和我感觉我们的潜力就是彼此BecauseGiorgioandIfeelthatourpotentialiseachother.能把手♥机♥还给我吗-不能CanIhavemyphoneback,please?-No.感觉你们进展神速啊娜特Thisseemsreallyfast,Nat.快极了但也完完全全是真实的Itisextremelyfast,butitisalsoextremelyreal.我们想在文摘得知消息前先当面告诉最好的朋友们AndWewantedtotellourbestfriendspersonallybeforeithitstheDigest.而且神父我想向你告解AISo,Father,1wantedtoconfesstoyou我们已经行了许多次房♥事thatthisrelationshiphasbeenconsummatedmultipletimes.你没必要向我告解这种事Youdon'tneedtoconfesstome.好的但我可以吗Okay,butcanI?因为过程好棒啊天啊Because,yo,itwasfreakingamazing.-Oh,myGod.另外汉娜我很抱歉Andalso,Hana,msorry.作为我的前任情人之一希望这个消息不会为你带来痛苦1.ike,Ihopethisdoesn'tbringyouanypainasoneofmyex-lovers.我来这里就是因为这个吗Isthatwhymhere?活在当下Hereiswherethenowis.敬乔吉奥和娜特ToGiorgioandNat.他刚对自己祝酒-我也发现了Hejusttoastedhimself-1amaware.好吧你能不能别用那么多餐巾纸啊Okay.Youneedtochillwiththepapertowels.大家都没在用杯垫Well,peoplearen'tusingthecoasters.如果你想对你♥爸♥妈解释为什么这么多杯印和污痕那随你Soifyouwanttoexplainringmarksandstainstoyourparents,bemyguest.好吧我知道你习惯r在自己家做主Okay.Iknowyou'reusedtobeing,like,themanofthehouseatyourhouse,但这不是你家所以请你淡定一点butthisisn'tyourhouse.So,Ijustneedyoutochill.我压力很大好吗It,salotOfpressurehere,okay?我清楚地意识到我长得和寇顿很像mveryawarethatI,like,youknow,looklikeKolton.也许大家期待我的行事也像他Andmaybepeopleareexpectingmetoactlikehim,但我都不知道他如何行事butIdon'tevenknowhowhe'dact.我不是派对上的红人翠娜mnot,like,thelife-of-the-partyguy,Trina.雅克布没有人会期待你变成派对红人Jacob,nooneexpectsyoutobethelifeoftheparty.好吧Okay.真的一个都没有大家都对你的期待值为零1.ike,literallynoone.1.ike,zeroexpectationsfromanyoneaboutyou.这个说法让我心如止水Superunaffectedbythatcomment.所以你就做自己吧Sojustbeyourself.另外请把餐巾纸放下.好吗Andpleaseputdownthepapertowels,okay?你会看到一个电游小人版本的自己那就是你Whenyouseethislittlevideogameversionofyou,andit'syou.然后上面会出现“这就是你的真我”Andthenit'ssaying,"Thisiswhoyouare.'1接下来有一段小情节然后Anditshowsyouthislittlesceneand-我不知道该怎么描述1don'tknowhowtodescribeit.好吧听起来有点诡异Well,itsoundskindacreepy.也许但就算机器说这是你的真我Maybe,butevenifitdoessaythisiswhoyouare,也不意味着它代表你的全部thatdoesn'tmeanthisisallyouare.有趣老达此话怎讲展开说说Interesting.Whatdoyoumeanbythat,D?Elaborate,please.好吧Well,okay.如果你的人生潜力是箭头Ifyourlifepotentialislikeanarrow-你需要被人告知自己的潜力Somethingthatyouneedtobetoldaboutyourself从而被指引走向新的方向topointyouinanewdirection-那也许你需要从这个角度看待自己Thenmaybethisissomethingthatyouneedtoseeaboutyourself好让你朝那个方向移♥动♥tohelpyoumoveinthatdirection.我觉得这些片段就像梦境Ithinkthey'relikedreams.等等你试过了神父你的片段是什么Waitaminute.You'vedoneit?-What'dyouget,Father?类似牧师电游你在里面消灭吸血鬼什么的1.ike,apriestvideogamewithyouwastingvampiresorsomething?我不会说我的片段是什么但是正如我说的mnotsayingwhatIgot,butlike1said,我认为那些视像就像梦境Ithinkthesevisionsarelikedreams.视像Visions.如果你试图向另一个人描述Andifyoutrytodescribe,emtosomeoneelse.他们会觉得无聊They'dbebored.不这些片段是很私人的Well,no,they'rejustpersonal.不是你会放在庭院的标牌或保险杠贴纸上的东西Thesearen'tthingsyouputonlawnsignsandbumperstickers.“视像是更趋于内在的Avisionismoreinternal.看到它时就算你并不想看到Whenyouseeit,evenifyoudon'twannaseeit,你也非常清楚它的意思youknowexactlywhatitmeans.我喜欢“视像”这个叫法Ilikethatyou'recallingthemvisions.我给文摘写这件事的报道时能借用这个词吗DoyoumindifIusethatwhenIwriteaboutthisfortheDigest?当然Gorightahead.谢谢你-我本人是不会去试的Thankyou.-Well,I,forone,amnotgonnadoit.你不会试什么You'renotgonnadowhat?下个阶段我不需要Thenextstage.Idon,tneedto.如今我有了娜塔莉我很清楚自己是谁NowthatI'vegotNatalie,IknowwhoIam.我有同样的感觉Ifeeltheexactsameway.卡丝现在我们四人终于可以双人约会了AndCass,nowthefourofuscanfinallydouble-date.对说到这个我们也要宣布一件小事Yeah.Aboutthat,wehaveaweebitofanannouncementtoo.洗耳恭听1.et'sgo.下一阶段的动画很傻画面质量也很烂Thenextstageanimationsarelameashell,andthegraphicsarefuckingass.对吗就15秒而且还无法控制Right?It's,like,15seconds,andyoucan'tcontrolit.因为那不是游戏Becauseitisn,tagame.等等我不懂如果我插入我的“骗F'卡会有我骗人的动画Wait,Idon'tgetit.So,ifIputmy"1.iar"cardin,it'llshowmelying?我觉得不是照搬字面的意思我的更像是某种冒险游戏Idon'tthinkit'sthatliteral.Minewasmoreoflikeaquestgame.你刚就说了“游戏”Youjus