The Big Door Prize《大门奖（2023）》第二季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

你确定要这么做Areyousureyouwannadothis?我把我的卡片插♥进♥去屏幕上显示“发掘你的真我”SoIputmycardinanditsays,"Discoverwhoyouare."然后出现了迷你版的我而那个我所穿的衣服Andthenthislittlemepopsup,andmwearingtheexactsameoutfit和我在寇顿葬礼上穿的一样IwaswearingonthedayofKolton,sfuneral.我在乔吉奥餐厅的屋顶和现实中一样Andso,I'montheroofofGiorgio's,justlikeinreallife.然后我看到了标牌但上面印的不是“乔吉奥餐厅”ButthenIseethesign,andinsteadofsaying"Giorgio's/'而是“骗子”于是我砸烂招牌接着一切都爆♥炸♥了itsays,"1.iar."SoIsmashthesign,andthenthewholethingexplodes.只剩下我站在原地Andthenit'sjustmestandingthere.（继续吗）像在说我现在可以成为想成为的任何人Andit'slikeitwassayingIcanbeanythingIwantnow.我直面了自己的谎言所以可以决定自己想成为什么人1.ike,nowthatI'veconfrontedmylying,1candecidewhoIwannabe.这太棒了That'sawesome.你该和我一起进去的我能和你一起去吗Youshould'vecomeinwithme.CanIgoinwithyou?（英雄）（一次仅限一名玩家）看来你只能自己玩了Iguessyouhavetodoitalone.我可以帮你录像Icouldjustrecorditforyou?（你的真我）帅啊Sick.不是吧Shutthefuckup.怎久样So,whatwasit?有点像我和寇顿从前玩的网球电游ItwassortoflikethistennisvideogamethatKoltonandIusedtoplay.我能看看吗CanIsee?怎么了没录成功一片模糊What?-It'snotworking.It'sallblurry.所以就这么没了Soit'sjustgone?看了之后就没了Afteryouwatchiit'sjustgone?看来是Iguess.设计这玩意的人有点变♥态♥Whoeverdesignedthisthingiskindofadick.我同意Agreed.这张图表显示了自从摩尔福蝶机出现出席率就下降了ThisgraphshowsthedropinattendancesincetheMORPHOmachineappeared.帕特校长你的这些图表是谁做的Who'sdoingyourgraphs,PrincipalPat?我自己弄的知道为什么吗Imadeitmydamnself.Youknowwhy?因为我们的电脑图像课老师辞职去当玻璃吹制师了Becauseourcomputergraphicsteacherquittobecomeaglassblower.但你的图表做得很棒Andyoudidanadmirablejob.知道吗学校现在处境艰难各位Youknowwhat?Wehaveaproblemhere,people.老师辞职学生翘课我需要解决方案We'vegotteachersquitting,studentsskipping.Ineedsolutions.好吧这里还有人在乎学生吗Okay,doesanybodyherestillcareaboutourstudents?达斯提哈伯德-我只想说DustyHubbard.-1justwantedtosay我认为现在的情况显而易见Ithinkit'sprettyobviouswhat'shappeninghere.摩尔福蝶机令每个人思考自己的梦想TheMORPHOhasmadeeverybodythinkabouttheirdreams以及能做什么来改变人生andwhattheycandotochangetheirlives.但我们学校仍旧墨守成规Buthereattheschool,wehaven'tchangedanything,唯一的改变是分配更多泊车位给机车otherthanallocatinganextraparkingspaceformotorcycles.这是造福群众That'sforeveryone.我只是认为我们需要重新设计课程Ijustthinkweneedtorevampthecurriculum.别再每年重复同样的课Insteadofteachingthesameoldthingyearafteryear,我们应该考虑到学生的需求和想法Weshouldtakeintoaccounttheneedsandwantsofourstudents.我们得让他们看到存在无限的可能Weneedtoshowthemthatthereareendlesspossibilities无论是在外面的大千世界还是他们内心的世界outthereintheworldandendlesspossibilitieswithinthemselves.你别说我还真喜欢全新的达斯提Youknowwhat?IlikethisnewDusty.听到你们要离婚时其实我还挺担心的WhenIheardyouweregettingdivorced,Iwasalittleworried.我们不是要离婚We'renotgettingdivorced,我觉得这也不是讨论这件事的场合andIdon'tthinkthisistherightforumforthat.不我以为你心理完全崩溃了No,Ithoughtyouwerehavingafullmentalbreakdown.Wealldid.我很乐意承担更多职责mhappytoexpandmyrolehere.我懂法语和德语一点拉丁文IknowFrenchandGerman.Abitof1.atin.那太好了你可以教体育课Great!Youcanteachgym.那不是伊格森教练负责吗Isn'tthatCoachEagleson,sterritory?不行出轨丑闻发生后我被调到公民教育课了No,afterthecheatingscandal,theymovedmeovertocivics.其实吧我从学生身上学到好多Andyouknowwhat?Thestudentsarereallyteachingme.我同意哈伯德老师Well,IagreewithMr.Hubbard.我觉得是时候做出改变rIthinkit'stimeforthingstochange.（迪尔菲德高中）布莱恩瑟科斯你小测考得太糟糕了BrianSercus.Thatquizwasabysmal.奥托冯比斯马克没有发明“奥托汽车”OttovonBismarckdidnotinventthe"Otto-mobile."哈伯德老师你好-威克斯德老师Mr.Hubbard,hi.-Ms.Wickstead.对我只是想再说次Yeah,Ijust,Iwantedtosayagain你的讲话非常激励人thatyourspeechwasveryinspiring.讲话-对的Speech?-Yeah.Yeah.我没那么夸张啦我不过是把内心的话说出来1don'tknowaboutthat.It'sjustspeakingfromtheheart.它触动了我Well,youknow,itspoketome.自从我得到摩尔福蝶机的视像EversinceIgotmyMORPHOvision,我一直尝试生活得更加顺其自然I'vebeentryingto,youknow,gowiththeflowalittlebitmore,不要总想控制一切trynottocontroleverything.所以我SoI-对我很喜欢你的那个想法关于Yeah,Ilovedyourideaabout,youknow,让学生牵头lettingourstudentstakethelead.很高兴你这么说威克斯德老师mgladtohearit,Ms.Wickstead.叫我爱丽丝就好-爱丽丝对爱丽丝JustAliceisgood.-Alice.That'sright.Alice.爱丽丝威克斯德AliceWickstead.你好像是翠娜的音乐老师Ithinkyou'reTrina'smusicteacher.是的.对翠娜特别优秀Yes.Yeah,Trina'sthebest.对你家里的情况我很遗憾AndIwassosorrytohearaboutyoursituationathome.不会-那并不是That'sokay.-WhichisnotwhyI,like,我追着你不放的原因其实是chasedyoudown.Actually.-Right.我只想问你愿不愿意一起进行头脑风暴.Ijustwantedtoseeifyou'dliketobrainstormsomeideas来扩展课程foranexpandedcurriculum.绝对的是.很愿意-太好了Definitely.Yes.Yes,definitely.-Great明天第三节课后我有些空闲时间Ihavesomefreetimeaftermythirdperiodtomorrow.7点在乔吉奥餐厅见今晚7点在乔吉奥餐厅HowaboutGiorgio'sat7:00?-Giorgio'sat7:00tonight?对Yeah.好的等等今晚是星期几Yeah.Wait.Whatdayistonight?星-我意思是今天是星期几T-1mean,whatdayistoday?也就是今晚-是星期一Fortonight,Imean.-It'sMonday.星期一没错-对Monday.That'sright.-Yeah.一周之初啊Yeoldestartoftheweek.我想想1.etmethink.嘿老达我室友“疯球”和我今晚打算不醉不休Hey,Dust!MyroomieNutBagandIaregonnagetcrunktonight.果冻酒和能量饮料一起吗)ell-0shotsandenergydrinks.Youin?你刚是说“疯球”NutBag,didyousay?是Yeah.虽然这邀请很诱人Aswelcomingasaninvitationasthatis,但爱丽丝和我约好了进行头脑风暴AliceandIhavesomebrainstormingtodo.好的Okay.老兄你的损失这下我们有更多牛肉干吃了Well,yourloss,buddy.Morebeefjerkyforus.听起来不算是什么损失Thatdoesn'tsoundlikealoss.达斯提你还好吗-没事Dusty?Dusty,areyouokay?-Yeah.对-我听见你尖叫了Yeah.-1heardyoushriek.我觉得你听见的可能是很阳刚的吼声但我完全没事Ithinkyouheardamanlyyelpmaybe,butmabsolutelyfine.好吧Okay.等等你为什么在我的瑜伽垫上熨衣服Wait,whyareyouironingonmyyogamat?我找不到另一个熨板了我也不想打扰你Icouldn'tfindtheotherironingboard,andIdidn'twanttobotheryou,因为我们是分居状态嘛becausewe're,youknow,livingindependently.某人在熨自己的高档商务休闲裤噢Someone'sironingtheirfancybusinessslacks.今晚有重要活动Bignightplanned?什么不无聊的老师会议算不上什么重要活动吧What?No,notunlessyoucallahumdrumteacher'smeetingabignight.你呢今晚有什么重要单人活动吗Howaboutyou?Haveyougotanybigsoloplanstonight?对很多M-Yes.1.ike,alot.很多活动1.ike,alotofplans.是的对但是Yeah.Yeah,but,youknow,我们自探的其中一部分就是不需要和彼此分享一切partofourself-plorationisnotneedingtoshareeverything所以-对witheachother,so.-Yep.在不分享这点上完全支持你100%behindyouonthenotsharing.很好所以不用担心我了Good.So,don'tworryaboutme.我会去找点乐子llbedoingsomethingfun.（邮轮乐旅馆营业中）嘿玛莎.噢卡丝Hey,Martha!-Oh,Cass.天啊见到你太开心了Oh,mygoodness.msohappytoseeyou.你来这里做什么呢Whatareyoudoinghere?我终于有属于自己的夜晚了所以就搜了搜“最棒单身活动”Well,Ihadanighttomyselfforonce,soIlookedup"bestthingtodoalone/'“在奢华酒店过夜”是榜首and"stayingatafancyhotel"wasnumberoneonthelist.卡丝为你开心但很可惜时机不太凑巧Goodforyou,Cass.Unfortunately,yourtimingisn'tideal.迪尔菲德电力能源公♥司♥DeerfieldPower&Energy正在举办员工年会ishavingtheirannualemployeecelebration酒店完全被他们包下了andtheyhavetakenover.似乎唯一的空房♥又是船员宿舍ItlooksliketheonlyroomWehaveavailableistheCrew'sQuartersagain.只要有葡萄酒我就能凑合Well,aslongasthere'swine,Icanmakeitwork.好的另外我也得提醒你一声你母亲Okay.Also,Ishouldwarnyouthatyourmother今晚要发表讲话isgivingaspeechtonight.我现在没心力去应付那变♥态♥1don'thavetheenergytodealwiththatpsychorightnow.她是不是正站在我身后She'sstandingrightbehindme,isn,tshe?没有为什么问我表情不对吗No.Why?WasImakingaface?我表情不是-不我没有Thatwasn'tafa-No,Iwasn't-我以为-不我是说Ithought-No,Imean我可没工夫偷偷溜到你身后卡丝Iknowbetterthantosneakupbehindyou,Cass.毕竟Afterall,我可不想被刀刺Iwouldn'twanttogetstabbed.你好母亲看来你听说我的视像内容了Hello,Mother.Iguessyouheardaboutmyvision.是个人都听说了卡丝Everybody'sheardaboutitbynow,Cass.不得不说我很担心你AndIhavetosayIamconcerned最近刚和丈夫分居thatarecentlyseparatedwomanlikeyourself就把钱浪费在价格虚高的酒店房♥间上wouldwastemoneyonanoverpricedhotelroom毕竟你自己都没什么收入whenyoubarelyhaveanincomeofyourown.如果有难处你大可来找我的Iwishyouhadcometomeiftherewereproblems.我一直待达斯提亲如儿子Youknow,vealwayslovedDustylikeason.真的吗因为我还记得你曾形容他为“日久才能看得上”Haveyou?BecauseIseemtorememberyoucallinghim"anacquiredtaste"你在我们婚礼上的话inyourweddingspeech.我没有来找你母亲因为我要和你断绝关系AndIdidn'tcometoyou,Mother,becausemcuttingyouOf£也就是说我不想再见到你我不想听你的意见WhichmeansIdon'twanttoseeyou.Idon'twannahearyouropinions.这脾气又来了There'sthatanger.达斯提一定很不喜欢这点AqualitymsureDustyneverappreciated.卡丝我带你去房♥间吧Whydon'tIshowyoutoyourroom,Cass?伊兹或者你先回房♥And,Izzy,maybeyoucangotoyourroom,因为你之前坚持要房♥间用来为演讲做准备sinceyouinsistedonhavingonesoyoucouldprepareyourspeech.演讲已经准备好了玛莎Thespeechisprepared,Martha.晚上好迪尔菲德电力能源公♥司♥的各位Goodevening,DeerfieldPower&Energy.今晚的氛围令人激动不已Theatmospheretonightiselectric.雅克布Jacob?你在做什么Whatareyoudoing?我刚打算清空寇顿的储物柜IwasjustgonnaemptyoutKoiton'slocker.真的吗你确定Really?Areyousure?对帕特校长说这由我决定我不想每天经过它了Yeah.PrincipalPatsaiditwasuptome,andmsickofwalkingpastiteveryday.人们必须接受他已经不在了Peopleneedtoacceptthathe'sgone,我的视像基本就是这个意思whichisprettymuchwhatmyvisionwassaying.哪看出来的Howwasyourvisionsayingthat?因为那是个双人游戏做双胞胎就是这种感觉Becauseitwasatwo-playergameandthat,swhatbeingatwinislike.一辈子都是一对中的一个1.ikeyourwholelife,you'reoneoftwo.你做的一切总是会被拿来和另一个人作比较Everythingyoudoiseitherthesameorit'sdifferentfromsomeoneelse,现在另一个人不在了andnowthatperson'snothereanymore.就只有一个玩家了对吗Oneplayeronly,right?是时候向前走了It,stimetomoveon.这是我的任天堂Switch游戏机Andthere'smyNintendoSwitch.我就知道是他偷的Iknewhestoleit.这都是些什么啊Whatevenisallthis?不知道Idon'tknow.要我帮你吗如果你希望我可以帮忙Doyouwantmetohelpyou?Icanhelpifyouwant.不用了你最好还是离远点No,IwouldactuallybackupifIwereyou.我觉得里面有食物Ithinkthere'sfoodinhere.真脏啊That'snasty.好的Okay.'Al%A1*Ai¼Al谢谢-1射I射Thankyou.-Thankyou.给对慢用慢用晚餐For-Yeah.-Enjoy.Enjoyyourdinner.哟真新鲜啊Yo.1.ookatthis!老达人&hearts次♥驾光临D-Iightinthehouse!让我猜猜“注孤生男特餐”一人桌1.etmeguess,"The1.onelyManSpecial,"tableforone?噢不其实我们是一起来的Oh,no.Actually,we'retogether.老师会议Teacher'smeeting.天啊达老爹和这位娇艳美女要一张两人桌Wow.Atwo-topforD-popandthislovelyflower?容我消化一下ExcusemewhileIdoatripletake.消化的时间够久的能不能就把桌子给我们啊Afullthreetakes.Canwejustgetatable,please?我知道最棒的位置Iknowjusttheone.口香糖Gum!请女士优先好的Please,afteryou.Thesignorafirst.-Okay.谢谢Thankyou.老达我为你自豪哥们D,msoproudofyou,man.有些朋友可能觉得你向前走的速度太快了Somefriendsmightthinkthatyou'removingontooquickly.但我知道冷冰冰的床宛如守活寡ButIknowacoldbedisadeathsentence.这是工作会议It'saworkmeeting.什么少来哥们没看到她的烈始红唇吗这是约会What?Noway,bro.Yousawthatboldlip?It'sadate.我退出约会市场后也许世道已经变了ThingsmayhavechangedsinceIbeenoutthedatinggame,但我仍能一眼就看出端倪butIknowasignalwhen1seeone.你上周还在约会市场里Youwereinthedatinggameasrecentlyaslastweek.而我不想念它宝贝AndIdon'tmissit,baby.就是这张请上船这位Yo,hereweare.Pleasesteprightup,Miss.爱丽丝Alice.梦游仙境那个爱丽丝-对Alice,likethewonderland.-Yeah.真不错-对谢谢你1lovethat.-Yeah.Thankyou.当然了这位是桑德尔又名口香糖Andofcourse,thisrighthereisXander,akaGum.他是二位今晚的船夫Hewillbeyourgondolierthisevening.我们不需要船夫这已经够荒谬了Wedon'tneedagondolier.Imean,thisisridiculousenough.好吧Okay.但照惯例小费仍不能免Itisstillcustomarytotip.拜托快走吧口香糖-好吧Comeon,getoutofhere,Gum.-Okay.爱丽丝知道自己喜欢什么今晚二位想喝点什么MygirlAliceknowswhatshelikes.So,whatareWedrinkingthisevening?我在试着顺其自然所以达斯提听你的吧Iamjusttryingtogowiththeflow.So,yeah,whateveryouthink.Dusty.喝的吗喝的啊对喝的Drinks,isit?Drinks.Yeah,drinks.Drinks.大家一般爱点什么Whatdopeopleusuallyget?那是.我们有果汁或水Isthat-Imean,we'vegotjuiceorwater.汽水或是无气饮料Sodas,orwouldtheFlat.如果你想你也可以点Orifyouwant-Ifyouwanted,youcouldgetsomething含有酒精的饮品ofthealcoholicvarietal.请原谅我的朋友You'llhavetoexcusemyfriendhere.这是他23年来第一次约会Thisishisfirstfirst-datein23years.别担心有我在Don'tworry.Igotyou.我没和他说这是约会Ididn'ttellhimitwasadate.不当然这不过是No.No,ofcourse.It'sjusta-同事之间见见面对吗ameetingbetweencolleagues,right?对Yeah.所以我应该先坦白Whichiswhy,really,Ishouldbeup-front我和妻子现在正在实验性分居aboutthiswholetimetrialawayfrommywife,因为其实不过是六个性期星期becauseitreallyisjustforsexweeks-Sixweeks.六个星期可以发生很多事Imean,alotcanhappeninsixweeks.乔吉奥餐厅周一夜特餐Giorgio,sMondayNightSpecial,“香槟槟和牡蛎”来吧"champay-payandoysties."1.et'sgo!嘿我能加入吗Hey,doyoumindifIjoin?没问题Sure.其实保持安全距离观察的话还挺有意思的It'sactuallyveryentertainingfromasafedistance.你订房♥时也不知情吗Sodidyoualsonotknowaboutthiswhenyoubookedyourroom?我家在风暴期间浸水了所以过去几天我都住在这里Myplacegotfloodedinthestorm,sovebeenherethelastfewnights.迪尔菲德电力能源公♥司♥大家好Hello,DeerfieldPower&Energy.今晚的氛围令人激动不已Theatmospheretonightiselectric!噢要我命呢Oh,fuckme.好的趁现在大家都在“充电”Okay,aswealltakeasecondtorecharge.我想介绍一位今晚的惊喜嘉宾wedohaveasurpriseguestforyoutonight来展示我们的新制♥服♥tomodelourupdateduniforms.（我在迪尔菲德电力能源公♥司♥狂欢派对上玩得“没电'了）他在我们的职场性骚扰视濒中YoulovedhimasHandsyBossNumberThree饰演的咸猪手老板三号♥备受欢迎inoursexualharassmenttrainingvideo.有请I三瑞哈伯德PleasewelcomeCaryHubbard!那是我公公Thatismyfather-in-law.难以置信Thatisincredible.挺可悲的对吗他这样四处闲逛That'ssad,isn'tit?Thewayhe,sgallivantingaround?我觉得他追逐热忱所在很勇敢Ithinkit,sbravethathe'sfollowinghispassion.我觉得他很想念达斯提的妈妈IthinkhemissesDusty'smom.我永远不会明白情侣为什么能分开1Ineverunderstandhowtwopeoplecansplitup却仍说自己是相爰的andstillclaimtobeinlove.也许因为你是爱无能Maybebecauseyou,reincapableoflove.整个镇子的人都爱我卜丝Thewholetownlovesme,Cass.失陪一下Nowifyou'llexcuseme,我不该把嗓子浪费在无谓的对话上Ishouldn'tbewastingmyvoiceontrivialconversations.好吧Okay.剑拔弩张啊Thatwasintense.抱歉她无处不在Sorry,she,severywhere.我就像是在努力和有毒的回旋镖断绝关系It'sliketryingtocutoffatoxicboomerang.但我不该那样发脾气ButIshouldnothavesnappedlikethat.不我尊重你的做法No,Irespectit.（约翰逊杂货店）我不想教坏你但是我感觉你完全可以翘班Nottobeabadinfluence,butIfeellikeyoucouldtotallyskipoutonwork直到约翰逊先生出院untilMr.Johnsongetsoutofthehospital.约翰逊先生对我很好Mr.Johnson'sbeenreallygoodtome.抱歉这怎么不算教坏我Andsorry,how'sthatnotbeingabadinfluence?因为我先说了“我不想教坏你”BecauseIsaid,"Nottobeabadinfluence/*所以就不算教坏我懂了-没错Sothatjustmakesitnot.Gotit.-Yeah.我要去给快递签名蜜糖宝贝数一数蜜糖面包Ijusthavetosignforthisdelivery.Countthehoneybuns,honeybun.蜜糖宝贝悉听尊便Anythingforyou,honeybun.你在做什么Whatareyoudoing?没什么Nothing.这是说话蟾绘泰瑞ThisisTerrytheTalkingToad.是我送给寇顿的我心想如果你打算扔了它IgaveittoKolton,andIjustthought,ifyouweregonnathrowitout-你棒得“呱呱叫产寇顿You're"toad-ally"awesome,Kolton.是你的录音吗Isthatyou?对可以定制的超级盘Yeah,youcan,like,personalizeitorwhatever.It'ssuperdumb.但如果你不想留着.Butifyoudon'twannahaveit-我爱你寇顿Iloveyou,Kolton.蟾蛛真烦人啊对吧Toads,amIright?你为什么想留下这个Whywouldyouwanttokeepthis?因为我没有什么寇顿的东西BecauseIdon'treallyhavemuchelsefromKolton.好我什么都不想要这都是垃圾Cool.Wel1.Idon'twantanythingelse.Thisisalltrash.但你应该留下这个Butyoushouldkeepthis.刨松露最棒了好吗Thoseshavedtrufflesarethebomb,right?每片15美元我的娘And$15perslice.Miodiol通常不能告诉餐客食物价格Andisitcustomarynottotellthedinershowmuchtheycost在上餐之后再说untilafteryou'veservedthem?这哥们真幽默对吗绝对是好男人Thisdude'shilarious,right?Arealkeeper.两位是否想要提拉米苏SocanIofferyousometiramisu,或我们的招牌蛋奶酥orourfamouspannacotta?新鲜美味口感轻薄Sofresh,solight.谢谢我们不用了对No,Ithinkthatwe'regood.-Yeah.好的-谢谢你老乔Allrighty.-Thankyou,G.口香糖我们得刷这张信♥用♥卡♥是芯片的Gum!Wegottarunthiscreditcard.It'sachip.天啊大嗓门和自信的组合真疯狂啊对Wow,loudandconfidentisawildmix.-Yeah.对Yeah.我们应该研究一下我们头脑风暴的结论Weshouldprobablyinvestigatethefindingsofourbrainstorming.对好的看看学生们会多受启迪Right.Yes.1.et'sseehowinspiredthesekidsaregoingtobe.我们谈过在课程中加入更实用的技能So,Wetalkedaboutincorporatingmorepracticalskillsintothecurriculum.是Yes.我们的提议包括换车胎Sowe'vecomeupwithchangingacartire.很好税务Good.-.taxes.把被芯塞进被套Stuffingaduvetintoaduvetcover.对都是些重要的技能Yeah.Allveryimportant.正确的营养摄入“正确”有下划线Propernutrition.Underlined"proper."我不知道这是.Idon'tknowwhatthat,s-感觉我们聊了不止这些呀Itju