The Big Door Prize《大门奖（2023）》第二季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

“综上所述茜拉软糖和芝士降级"Inconclusion,Shelia,sFudgeAndCheeseisdowngraded至三两星"tothree-twostars."早安你好美女Goodmorning.Ciao,bella.天啊这是给我的吗Oh,mygosh,isthatforme?这里也没有别的爱拿铁和水果圈麦片的天才呀Idon'tseeanyotherbing-bangbrainiacwholoveslattesandFroot1.oops.等等这是哪来的颜色好暗沉Wait,wheredidyougetthese?Thecolorsaresodull.我从加拿大进口的IimportedthemfromCanada因为我知道美国的水果圈麦片人工食品色素的颜色让becauseIknowthattheartificialfoodcoloringinAmericanFroot1.oopshurts-让我眼睛瘩乔吉奥这也太完美了-对Hurtsmyeyes.Giorgio,they'reperfect!-Yep.好了但在你吃之前先看看碗里Okay,butbeforeyoutakeabite,takealookinsidethebowl.乔吉奥Giorgio.我的天这是Holybananas,isthis-斯坦利杯冠军戒指AStanleyCupChampionshipring?不是No.但它的灵感源自斯坦利杯戒指Butit,sinspiredbyaStanleyCupring,我专为你定做的因为你配拥有最棒的戒指Ihaditmadespecialforyoubecauseyoudeservethefinestring,我等不及你今晚在餐厅里炫耀它了and1can'twaitforyoutoshowitofftonightattherestaurant.我以为乔吉奥餐厅今晚不营业IthoughtGiorgio'swasclosedtonight.达斯提不是要用那里进行学生的天文学活动吗Isn'tDustydoingtheastronomythingwiththestudents?对理论上“星空下的夜晚”是为学生办的活动Yeah,technically,"NightUndertheStars"isforthestudents.但我的餐厅我的家和我的心都随你进出Butyouhaveanall-accesspasstomyrestaurant,homeandheart.我们在用餐室里设了帐篷We'resettinguptentsinsidethediningroom并在仿教堂天花板上投射星星andwe'reprojectingstarsontotheduomoceiling.我给你我和萨凡娜预定了最棒的帐篷Ireservedthebesttentforyou,meandSavannah.这将是我们全家第一次露营It,sgonnabeourfirstfamilycampingtrip.天啊怎么了有什么不对劲我能感觉得到Oh,man,what'swrong?Something'swrongIcanfeelit.什么不没什么问题What?No.Nothing'swrong.一切都如此如此完美Everything'sbeenso,so,sogreat.那有什么问题吗Sothenwhat'sgoingon?我注意到你昨晚在你的那侧床睡了Inoticedthatyousleptonyourownsideofthebedlastnight.我只是.好奇Ijust-Iwonderif-为了萨凡娜我们是不是应该把关系的发展速度放慢点ifmaybeweshouldslowthingsdownalittlebitforSavannah.“全家第一次露营”对她来说可能有点太快了Thefirstfamilycampingtripjustmightbealittlefastforher.对完全理解我也这么想的No,totally.That'swhatIthoughttoo.我也答应了卡丝我要带她出门来个闺蜜之夜IalsopromisedCassthatIwouldtakeheroutforagirls'night支持她的自探所以tosupportherself-ploration.So.但这不意味着我对我们的关系不感到激动好吗Butitdoesn'tmeanmanylessexcitedaboutus.Okay?我明白姑娘别担心Igotyou,girl.Noworries.（乔吉奥）（超级巨星）好了你觉得如何Okay,whatdoyouthink?牌子放在招待台旁边还是吧台旁边比较好看Doesthesignlookbetternexttothehostessstand,orbythebar?噢该死说不定我们能想办法把它挂在天花板上Oh,shit,maybethere,sawaythatwecouldsuspenditfromtheceiling.对老乔我觉得那不重要-什么老达这当然重要了Yeah,Ireallydon'tthinkitmatters,G.-What?Ofcourseitmatters,D!我未来的继女要来对我来说这可是天大的事好吗Myfuturestepdaughteriscoming.Thisisabigdealforme,okay?而不只是你和某群青少年一起过夜Thisisnotjustaboutyouhavingasleepoverwithabunchofrandomteens.他们不是“某群”青少年They'renotabunchofrandomteens.这是我为我的学生所设置和组织的教育活动ThisisaneducationaleventformystudentsthatIsetupandorganized.我甚至弄了一台星星投影机Ievengotthestarprojector.我知道老达这是联办活动那海报上为何是你的名字Iknowthat,D,it,saco-pro.-Thenwhyisityournameontheposter?而且为什么写着“乔吉奥的坚果”Andwhydoesitsay,',Giorgio,sNuts?"没有写什么“乔吉奥的坚果”Itdoesnotsay',Giorgio,sNuts."（乔吉奥之星空下的夜晚）写的是“乔吉奥的坚果”Yeah,"Giorgio1SNuts."应该写“达斯提和乔吉奥的坚果”Iguessitshouldsay,"DustyandGiorgio'sNuts."或者我们不要这海报了Orwejustscraptheposter.我作为警长有什么职责吗So,wheredoIfitin,asSheriff?目前为止我已经定位了所有出口Sofar,I'velocatedalltheexits,但我感觉危险级别颇低butitseemstomethethreatlevelisprettylow.抱歉波我带你来是为了增加安保msorry,Beau,Ibroughtyouhereforextrasecurity这样你可以保卫娜塔莉的订婚戒指sothatyoucouldguardNatalie'sengagementring.但她不会来她要去安慰达斯提那位与他Fl渐疏远的老婆Butshe'snotcoming.She,scomfortingDusty,sestrangedwife.我们没有日渐疏远我们关系很好Wearenotestranged.Weareongoodterms.但是嘿波如果你想留下来我们也需要多一位监护人But,hey,Beau,ifyouwannahangout,wecouldprobablyuseanextrachaperone.太好了就时不时地往孩子们的帐篷里瞟一眼Great!Justpopmyheadintokids'tentsatrandomtimes.让他们乖一点Keep'emontheirtoes.好吧请别这么做-由你决定Yeah,don'tdothat,please.-Yourcall.如果你想举办一场青少年群♥交♥派对那我也管不着Ifyouwannahostateensexorgy,that'sonyou.我I-嗨我是来参加群♥交♥派对的Hi,mhereforthesexorgy.对我看到你已经带了你的群♥交♥Yes,Iseethatyou'vebroughtyourcaseoforgy.对-玩意Yeah.-.thangs.你知道我上一次在人前演奏已经是YoudorealizethatIhaven'tplayedthisinfrontofanyonein,like,多年前了-你会很棒的alotofyears?-You'regonnadogreat.我真是为你赴汤蹈火啊ThethingsIdoforyou.我觉得我们为彼此.付出威克斯德老师Ithinkwedoeachother-Dothingsforeachother,Ms.Wickstead.快看我的老达又变成害羞的少年了1.ookatmyboy,D,overthereactinglikeaschoolboyagain.我喜欢Iloveit.别这样好吗今晚请别说这种话Stopit.Stop,willyou?Pleasedon,tmakecommentslikethattonight翠娜也会来所以希望你收敛一点Trina'sgonnabehere,soIwouldappreciateyourdiscretion.等等翠娜不知道你和爱丽丝的事Wait,Trinadoesn,tknowaboutyouandAlice?没什么需要知道的爱丽丝和我都没有There'snothingtoknow.AliceandIhaven'teven,youknow.不知道我脑中有几百个画面1don'tknow.vegolike,hundredsofscenarios此刻正在上演接吻我们都没接吻runningthroughmyheadrightnow.-Kissed.Wehaven'tevenkissed.什么老达这么进展这么慢What?Whysoslowthough,D?你不喜欢她吗-我喜欢她1.ike,doyounotlikeherorsomething?-1do.Idolikeher.卡丝不是说你们可以和其他人交往吗Didn,tCassiesaythatyoucouldseeotherpeople?其实卡丝说的是我们应该和其他人交往Actually,Casssaidthatweshouldseeotherpeople.但她没有-据你所知没有Butshe,snot.-Thatyouknowof.不什么好吧别说了No-What?Okay,stopit.别把今晚的重点变成这件事Wearenotturningthewholenightintothat.我完全明白老达Itotallyhearyou,D.但如果你真的想在今晚在星空下完成“飞越”Butifyoudidwannamaketheplungetonight,underthestars,那我觉得这样的氛围IE好Ican'tthinkofamoreromanticatmosphere.火警铃可正常运作Firealarmworks!这就是我们让你来的原因波That'swhywebroughtyouhere,Beau!（绿洲游乐厅）（讲故事者）好我知道路有点远但相信我这地方绝对值得Okay,Iknowit'sabitofatrip,buttrustme,thisplaceisworthit.完全是顶级的奢华We'retalkingtop-shelfglitzandglamour.而且我非常肯定我们有免费酒水喝Plus,Iknowforafactwe'llgetfreedrinks.对我也肯定毕竟我们穿成这样Yeah,Wewill.Dressedlikethis,Imean.你们俩都好美Youbothlookamazing.我们所有人都美呆了现在还有人用“美呆了”这词吗Wealllookbitchin'.Dopeoplestillsay"bitchin,"?你说“美呆了”我就说“美呆了”Yousay"bitchin'/1andIsaythat,sbitchin,!我不会说但我支持你们mnotgonnasayit,butIsupportit.好耶来吧Yeah!Comeon!不好意思-抱歉Sorry.-Excuseus.我们有免费酒水喝是因为这里是赌场吗AreWegettingfreedrinks,causethisisacasino?我以前会和迈克来这里但我记得当时这里要酷炫得多IusedtocomeherewithMikey,butIrememberitbeingalotmorebitchin'.今晚的顾客似乎.嗨非常杂Seemsliketheclienteletonight-Hi-Isarealmixedbag.不知道Idon'tknow,他们是喝高了还是今晚的上题是热带风情theygotstrongdrinksandthey'vegot,like,atropicalthemegoingon.对而且似乎每30分钟就有一场“魔力马克”秀呢Yeah,andapparently,there,sa"MagicMark"showevery30minutes.好吧来都来了Okay,well,we'reherenowso,姐♥妹♥们♥我好久都没有进行闺蜜之夜了ladies,thisismyfirstgirls,nightoutinforever.所以我们要玩个痛快-赌博Soweshouldhavefun!-Gamble!玩个痛快对好Havefun,yes.-Yeah.赌博我们可以赌博-赌博痛快赌博Gamble.Wecangamble.-Gamble.Fun.Gamble.如果想玩个痛快我们可以赌博Ifwewannahavefun,wecangamble.魔力马克穿那丁字裤的确算“敢赌”MagicMarkisreallygamblingwiththatG-string.天啊我想到了个好点子Oh,mygosh.1haveaperfectidea.这里没人认识我们所以我们可以假装成其他人Nobodyknowswhoweareheresowecanjustpretendtobedifferentpeople.我在意大利时会这样玩你只需要编造一个新的身份IusedtodothisinItaly,allyougottadoisjustmakeupanewpersona.我喜欢好啊1loveit.Yes,yes!Okay,okay.我要变成苏珊奥基夫IwillbeSusanO'Keefe,一个拥有黑暗历史的烟鬼加赌鬼achain-smokinggamblingaddictwithadarkpast赌场手气好情场运气差who'sluckyatroulettebutunluckyinlove.这背景故事莫名地完整Thatissurprisinglyfullyformed.我喜欢.那好Iloveit.Iloveit.Okay.我要变成“布莉特”IwillbeBritt,一个国际派对女孩aninternationalpartygirl在每个城市有不同的男人whohasadifferentmanineverycity.好的那我当“汉娜”一个独自生活没有朋友的酒吧侍应OkayandllbeHana,abartenderwholivesaloneandhasnofriends.很好完美-好的Okay,perfect.-Allright.来吧姐♥妹♥们♥苏珊准备好上赌桌了Comeon,girls,Susan'sreadytohitthetables.那群单身派对女孩们好像要走IthinkthatbachelorettepartyisIeaving-太好了我们走.-单身派对Great.1.et'sgo,let'sgo.-Bacheloretteparty?真迷人啊Howcharming!希望准新娘在即将踏上的婚姻之旅中称心如意Iwishthebride-to-bewellonhermaritaljourney.但老娘是布莉特从不让任何男人束缚住我ButIamBritt,andIneverletonemantiemedown.好的嘿今晚是苏珊之夜Okay,hey.ThisisSusan'sgoddamnnight她准备好了过过赌瘾andshe'sreadytoscratchthatgoddamnitch!给我500美元的筹码宝贝Givemefive-hundoinchips,lollipop!大家好请进嗨Hey,everybody.Comeonin.Hi.欢迎这是“星空下的夜晚”Welcome.Welcometoa"NightUndertheStars."没错宝贝天文学之夜由乔吉奥和达斯提联合主办That'sright,baby.AstronomyNight,byGiorgioandDusty.大家激动起来1.et'sgethyped,y'all.我说恒星"大家一起说“星系”恒星WhenIsay"stars/1y,allsay"galaxies."Stars!星系Galaxies.好了能不能冷静点Okay,canwecalmitdownabit?老爸好呀这里布置得很棒嘛Sup,Dad.Thisisprettysick.是吗不赖吧Yeah?Notsobad,right?不得不说我很惊讶来了这么多学生Igottasay,msurprisedthatsomanystudentsarecoming.乔吉奥是有说会供应免费披萨所以Giorgiodidofferfreepizza,so.老达你瞧的确是联办活动吧来Yousee,D?It'saco-pro,let'sgo.嗨萨凡娜嗨亲爱的Hi,Savannah!Hi,honey.嘿我为你留了最棒的毯子Hey,soIreservedthebestblanketforyou.就在宇宙中心的下方It'srightunderthecenteroftheuniverse因为你是我宇宙的中心-好的becauseyou'rethecenterofmyuniverse.-Okay.但我很激动能学习Iamexcitedto,like,learnaboutstuffthough.我不知道你对星星这么感兴趣Ineverknewyouweresointostars.噢是的.Oh,yeah.Yeah.这些小投影机还真厉害呢Andit'samazingwhattheselittleprojectorscandonow.好了书呆子Okay,nerd.随你怎久霸凌我Bullymeallyoulike.不我觉得这很美No,Ithinkit,sbeautiful.而且音乐很有气氛Andthismusicissuchavibe.威克斯德老师的大提琴拉得好动情Ms.Wickstead'sreallywailingonthatcello.其实看到你对某样事物这么富有热忱挺好的老爸Youknow,it,sreallynicetoseeyousopassionateaboutsomething,Dad.什么不What?No,no,no.我对爱丽丝并不是“富有热忱”只是.NO,I'mnotpassionateaboutAlice,mjust-我只是请她来这里演奏音乐Ijustaskedherheretoplaythemusic.我是说天文学Imeantastronomy.是的-对Right.Right.-Right.对我可爱星星了Yeah.1.ovemethemstars.天啊雅克布快报♥警♥Oh,myGod,Jacob,callthepolice.什么为什么-有人偷了你的袜子What?Why?-Someonestoleyoursocks.很好笑吓我一定很满足吧That'sagoodjoke.Worthterrifyingme.先生这边有什么情况Whatishappeninghere,sir?我不知道只觉得如今舒适感是非常关键的Idon'tknowIjustfeellikecomfort'sprettycrucialthesedays.我看到你露出这么多脚踝并不觉得很舒适Well,Iamprettyuncomfortableseeingthismuchofyourankles.少来你明明很喜欢Comeon,youknowyouloveit说到不舒服Also,speakingofuncomfortable,我爸刚说一个可能挺吓人的话mydadjustsaidsomethingthatwaspotentiallyquitedisturbing-雅克布蝴蝶怎么样)acob!How'sPapillon?没事反正我们也没在聊That'sfine.Weweren'ttalking.崔佛你好吗Trev,what'sup?对很多法语的内容我没看懂Yeah,no,mnottotallygettingalltheFrench,但是我看懂的小部分挺butthesmallpercentagethatIdounderstandis,Iike-启发人心it,srevelatory.抱歉崔佛为什么来了Sorry,whyisTrevorhere?稍等我想不起这段音乐源自哪里了Wait,mjusttryingtoplacethispieceofmusic.是霍尔斯特是霍尔斯特It'sHolst.-It'sHolst.是行星组曲的木星It's"Jupiter/'fromThePlanets.我们在乐队演奏过Weplaythisinband.对算是流行古典Yeah,it,skindofpop-classical.好的我们仍会盖一张毯子吗Okay,arewestillsharingablanket?还是说你想和你这位双胞胎兄弟一起看星空Ordoyouwannagazeatthestarswithyourtwinhere?看真的恒星会更有意义Well,itwouldmakemoresensetolookattheactualstars,尤其今晚是血月之夜especiallysinceit'sabloodmoontonight.毯子挺大的我们可以一起坐着看Theblanketsareprettybig.Maybewecouldallsittogether?大家好Hello,everybody.观星伙伴和天文学爱好者们Fellowstargazersandthesky-curious.我是哈伯德老师你们的历史课老师IamMr.Hubbard,yourhistoryteacher.但今晚我会带着你们游历星空Buttonight,Iwillbeyourtourguidethroughthenightsky.丽塔灯打开Hitthelights,Rita.天啊Wow.其实我们从恒星获得的大部分光Actually,mostofthelightthatwegetfromthestars都是几百年前出现的wascreatedhundredsofyearsago.所以当我们抬头看时看到的是历史Sowhenwegazeup,wearelookingintohistory.看起来好假Thislooksincrediblyfake.我需要操作这台投影机所以我请来了Now,Ineedtooperatethisprojector,soIhaveenlisted出色的鲁本神父thewonderfulFatherReuben在今晚担任旁白鲁本神父todoournarrationthisevening.FatherReuben.高明因为鲁本神父的嗓音很低沉听起来像上帝Smart.BecauseFatherReuben,svoiceissodeep,itsoundslikeGod.这个选角很棒It,sreallygoodcasting.数千年前当智人第一次抬起头看天空Thousandsofyearsago,whenHomosapiensfirstbegantolookup,他们发现上方和下方的世界存在关联theyobservedconnectionsbetweentheworldaboveandtheworldbelow.但我们就近说起我们的家园Butlet'sstartclosetohome.Ourhome.迪尔葩德-银河Deerfield.-.theMilkyWay.来了Herewego.不噢糟糕No.Oh,shit.哈伯德老师你做了什么刚进入佳境Mr.Hubbard,whatdidyoudo?Itwasjustgettinggood.我觉得我很肯定是个输入端问题Ithinkit,s-Prettysureit'sjustaninputissue.又是技术故障谁觉得意外Technologyhasfailedus.Quellesurprise.爸要帮忙吗-不没事.Dad,doyouneedhelp?-No,we,regood.We,regoo-这样好了我们先暂停解决一下技术问题Youknowwhat?We'regonnatakeapausejustwhilewesortitout.好的丽塔你能开灯吗Allright.-Rita,canyougetthehouselights?1射谢Thankyou.嘿我们可以去看真的星星Hey,Ithinkwemightgolookattheactualstars.雅克布我觉得最近很少见到你Jacob,Ifeellikevebarelyseenyourecently.说句公平的那不是你想要的吗Tobefair,isn'tthatkindofwhatyouaskedfor?等等你说什么msorry,what?我不是这么跟他说的Yeah,Ididn'ttellhimthat.我不需要离开我不用看血月Idon'tneedtogo.Idon'thavetoseeabloodmoon.你不用看血月Youdon,thavetoseeabloodmoon?我想看血月Iwannaseeabloodmoon.不你不血月很烂的不No,no.Youdon't-Bloodmoonssuck.No.其实我要宣布一件事Youknow,Ihaveanannouncementtomake.谁想吃新鲜出炉的热披萨-我想Whowantsfreshhotpizza?-1do.好的失陪一下Allright.Excuseme.我去去就回mjustgonnago.I1berightback.你要一块吗好的给我一块吧Youwantaslice?Okay.-lltakeoneslice.来嘛红让我赢红色稳赢Comeon,red,giveittome,red,redmama,nodrama.红色Red.黑17Seventeen,black.该死的滚一天啊我赢了Fuckingballsnuts!Shit.-Oh,myGod,Iwon!我赢rIwon.等等你赢了真走运Wait,youwon?That'ssolucky.17宝贝是我宝贝女儿翠娜的生日呜呼Seventeen,baby!MybabygirlTrina'sbirthday.翠娜是你女儿-对Trina,syourdaughter?-Yes.你有什么意见吗Doyouhaveaproblemwiththat?宝贝只因为布莉特是派对辣妹JustbecauseBrittpartieshearty,honey,不意味着她不能当辣妈doesn'tmeanthatshecan'thaveherownbabygirls.本辣妈的宝贝女儿可多了我都数不过来了Imean,Ihavesomanybabygirls,infact,Ican,tevenkeeptrack.每个港口都有我的宝贝女儿vegotababygirlineveryport!我觉得你的角色要崩了Ifeellikeyou'relosingyourcharacter.可能probably.嘿苏珊你要不要赌红色之外的颜色Hey,Susan,don'tyouwannabetonsomethingotherthanred?不苏珊是有自己一套系统的Nah,Susan'sgotasystem,okay?全部钱都押红色Iputallmymoneyonred,要是输r那再翻一番也押在红色andthenifIlose,Idoublemybet,alsoonred.然后如果又输r我就再翻倍Andthen,ifIloseagain,Idoublemybetagain.一直这样下去将赌注翻倍AndIjustkeepgoinganddoublingmybet那我就不会输andIliterallycan'tlose.但你正在输而且输了好多Butyouarelosing,like,alot.对你绝对可能输-不不可能Yeah,youdefinitelycanlose.-No,Ican't!这个系统饱经考验It,satestedsystem,okay?我读过书Ireadabook.嘿你原先就知道我们今晚要赌博吗Hey,didyouknowthatweweregoingtobegamblingtonight?不知道No!苏珊这辈子都在赌博明白我意思吗Susan'swholelifeisagoddamngamble.YouknowwhatImean?来甜心让她来-盘好吧给我红色Nowcomeon,sweetnips,giveheraspin,huh?Showmesomered.这让我想起有次在蒙特卡洛那是.ThisremindsmeofatimeinMonteCarlo,whichisoneof-你呢你有什么故事-好吧Whataboutyou?What'syourstory?-Okay.我是汉娜mHana.酷Cool.黑26-搞什么Twenty-six,black.-Fuckingwhat?这游戏被人做了手脚Thisgameisfriggingrigged.抱歉了女士们我真的得关了这桌Sorry,ladies,Iactuallyneedtoshutdownthetable.为什么因为我没有筹码了Why?,Causemoutofchips?我可以再换点的不Icangetmorechips.-No,我只是需要做点事IjusthavesomethingIneedtodo.你就是魔力马克对吗You'reMagicMark,aren'tyou?魔法师从不泄露秘密Amagicianneverrevealshissecrets.但是没错Butyes.好了听好魔力马克Okay,youlistenup,MagicMark.上台去好好摇晃你的翘臀Yougetupthere,youshakeyourcandyass.把观众晃得心花怒放然后就立马问来这里懂吗Yougive,emtheoldrazzle-dazzle,andthenyougetrightbackhere,youhear?冉动取款机在哪NowwhereistheATM?不我觉得这不是个好主意No,Idon'tthinkthat'sagoodidea.对好的主意应该是你少管我No,agoodideawouldbetogetyourpawsoffmymitts.苏珊需要一根烟一杯波本烫的Susanneedsacigaretteandabourbon,hot.我又不是这里的酒吧侍应1don'tworkhere.我觉得你朋友有毒瘾Ithinkyourfriendhasaproblem.好了这个小按钮在闪绿光Okay,sohere'salittlebuttonthat'sblinkinggreen.也许试试Somaybeifyoujust.还真没想到一天啊1.ookatthat.-Wow.我们修好了-“我们”你说是就是吧Wefixedit.-Yeah,"we"?Okay.没有旁观者喝彩Andnobodyheretoappreciateit.有我这个旁观者mhere.其实我不想太戏剧化Youknow,Idon'twanttobehyperbolic,但我觉得你现在也许是我最爱的大提琴手butIthinkthatmaybeyou'remyfavoritecelloplayernow.天啊-对至少是前五Wow.-Yeah,topfiveanyway.真荣幸啊谢谢Why,thankyou.其实挺有趣的Youknow,it,sfunny.即使我现在演奏EvennowwhenIplay,我脑中也有父母的声音告诉我别搞砸了Icanstillhearmyparents'voicesinmyheadjus