The Spiderwick Chronicles《奇幻精灵事件簿（2024）》第一季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

欢迎来到斯派德威克WelcometoSpiderwick.我知道这房♥子腐朽又怪异Iknowthishouseisweirdandmoldy,但它藏满了惊喜和秘密butit'sfullofsecretsandsurprises.准备经历这场斯派德维克传奇吧PrepareforTheSpiderwickChronicles.这个小镇充满了故事没有最黑暗只有更黑暗Thistownisfullofstories.Somearedarkerthanothers.我觉得我们的曾曾祖父亚瑟斯派德威克1thinkourgreat-great-grandpaArthurSpiderwick发现世上存在着神奇生物discoveredthatmagicalcreaturesarereal.我父亲对那个隐形世界中的每一种生物Myfathercataloguedeachandeverycreature都分了类oftheinvisibleworld.有个食人魔莫拉加斯There'sthisogre,Mulgarath.他想要曾祖父的斯派德维克精灵图鉴HewantsGreat-GrandpaSpiderwick'sFieldGuide好让他杀了所有人sohecankilleveryone.你想要更多Youwantsomethingmore.我是食人魔我什么都想要manogre.Iwanteverythingmore.找到这些书页Findthepages.把斯派德威克精灵图鉴拼完整PutSpiderwick'sFieldGuidebacktogether.你必须拯救所有人Youhavetosaveeveryone.相信Believe.亲爱的观众Dearviewer.与所有的童话样以“从前”开头1.ikeallfairytales,itbegins,"Onceuponatime."而这次的“从前”Ourtime.就是现在isnow.-我女儿呢Where'smydaughter?我女儿在哪儿Where'smydaughter?!我都按你的要求做了Ididwhatyouwanted.格蕾丝一家就要搬来TheGracefamilyiscoming.住在之前的斯派德威克庄园1.ivingattheoldSpiderwickEstate.所以求你了Soplease.把我女儿还给我givememydaughterback.爸爸Daddy!噢卡莉欧佩Oh,Calliope.噢卡莉欧佩Oh,Calliope.对不起-我没事mso.mallright.我只想回家Ijustwanttogohome.天呐Oh,God.你变矮了Y-You'reshorter.矮了一英寸Aninch.也许没一英寸但绝对矮了1.ess,butshorter.你脸上的伤疤也不对劲儿ThescarfromwhenyoutooktheShrinkyDink就是把玻璃冰从烤箱拿太快时烫的那块疤outofthetoasteroventooquickly,it's.不在这边脸上.it'sonthewrongcheek.该在左脸上的不是右脸Itwasontheleft.Nottheright.你别吓我Stopscaringme.那块玻璃冰是什么WhichShrinkyDinkwasit?我不记得了仔细想小公主Idon'tremember.Try,princess!海绵宝宝SpongeBob.是海绵宝宝对吧ItwasSpongeBob,right?我的卡莉欧佩从不允许我叫她“小公主”MyCalliopewouldneverletmecallher"princess.',她会觉得太肉麻She'dthinkitwastoodiminutive.你是谁Whoareyou?提问错误Wrongquestion.巨魔果然爱吃Thetrolliseating.正如您计划的-样.asyouplanned.我可怕的莫拉加斯大人Mydread1.ordMulgarath.在我穿上这幅皮襄时Whenattiredinthisfrock,出于对我们正义事业的帮助Ibelieveitwouldbenefitourrighteouscause请你把这个肉身称为torefertothisfleshas.爸爸Daddy.爸爸-没错Daddy.Yeah.我们还有很多事要做Wehavemuchtodo.格蕾丝一家就要搬来TheGracefamilyiscoining.亚瑟斯派德威克的精灵图鉴很快就是我们的了ArthurSpiderwick'sFieldGuidewillsoonbeours.好了小家伙Okay,buddy.谁先吃Who,shungry?你不觉得恶心吗Doesn'tthisgrossyouout?从挡风玻璃上抓虫子喂老鼠Feedingawindshieldbuffettoyourmice.柠檬糖和杰弗里都快饿死了1.emondropandJeffreyarestarving.孩子们能帮帮我吗Kids,canIgetsomehelp,please?来了Yeah.Coming.我们得把行李塞进去We'vegottosmooshthisluggagein.小心别把那个包压扁了Careful.Don,tsquishthatbag.好的好了Okay.Allright.我想在搬家卡车之前赶到大宅Okay,Iwanttogettherebeforethemovingtruck.你弟呢-我们刚还在超♥市♥来着Where,syourbrother?-Wewerejustinthemini-mart.难道杰瑞德又惹麻烦了那个麻烦篓了YouthinkJared'sgettingintotrouble,likealways?你俩别苛责他了Givehimabreak,youguys.我们都要支持你弟弟We'reallheretosupportyourbrother.我们搬去密歇根是为了帮他Andwe'removingtoMichigantohelphimget寻求需要精神治疗所以好好待他thepsychiatrichelpheneeds,so.justbekind.快点Hurryup.我们都等好久了We'vebeenwaiting.你去哪儿了-抱歉Wherewereyou?-1wasbeing我没为别人着想真是有失人格inconsiderate,andindoingso,Idiminishmyowndignity.但我用加油站的网下载了一集播客ButIwasusingthegasstationWi-Fitodownloadapodcast这样就不会为了音乐跟马洛里吵架了soMalloryandIwon'tfightovermusic.嘿站住你Hey!Hey,you.我看到了Isawthat.看到什么出啥事了Sawwhat?Whathappened?我看见他偷了一包口香糖Isawhimstealapackofgum.什么W-What?你说什么我没有What?No,Ididn't.等等听着他没撒谎Okay,wait,wait.1.ook,he'snotlying.好吗我保证Allright?Ipromise.你知道杰瑞德讨厌口香糖的YouknowJaredhatesgum.这倒是真的It'strue.讨厌一切口气清新剂悲催吧Nobreathfreshenerofanykind,tragically.他不会拿的我发誓Hewouldn,ttakeit.Swear.看1.ook.看到了吗他没拿See?Hedoesn'thaveit.好吧Okay.对不起Sorry.来聚过来策过来Comeon,bringitin,bringitin.别让这个小插曲影响我们的行动We'renotgonnaletthatruinourmove.接下来会很棒的Thisisgonnabegreat.格蕾丝家的第一条规矩Gracefamilyrulenumberone?别做混♥蛋♥Don'tbed-bags.开始吧1.et'sdothis!在我的家乡布吉舞和说唱就是一切*BoogiejiveandrapisIifewheremfrom*在我的家乡艾哈迈德和伊兹融洽地相处*Wheremfrom,AhmedplaywithIzzywhereI'mfrom*在我的家乡穿黑色外套很常见*Wheremfrom,itbeIikerunyourcoatblack*朱庇特一向都是那么的合拍*Jupiter,keepsherfatbeatsbythepack*在我的家乡非裔爆♥炸♥头处处都有*Wheremfrom,nappyhairislife*在我的家乡大家读马♥克♥思♥的书*WebereadingMarxwheremfrom*在我的家乡孩子都穿克拉克鞋*ThekidsberockinClarkswheremfrom*反戴棒球帽边听音乐边聊天*Youturnaroundyourcap,youtalkoverabeat*在我的家乡音乐从吉普车上漂来*Anddigsomesoundsboomin'outaJeep,wheremfrom.*在我家乡永远有着无限节拍*Wheremfrom,thebeatsisinfinitewheremfrom*伏都教阿舒巴尼*Voodoo,ashubani.*你俩别说双胞胎加密语rPleasestopwiththedumbtwinlanguage.我要集中精力开车mtryingtoconcentrate.有共鸣我们遵循普遍的节奏*0nvibes,wefreakthemuniversalbeats*你发现一个你每周都去的好地方*Youfinditathespotyouhitatendsofeveryweek*我们跳舞我们存在在最狂热的歌♥中摇摆*Wetwisexists,tospinthemaddesthits.*好大啊Ifsbig.还是维多利亚风格的It'saVictorian.就是一堆破烂儿It,sapieceofcrap.没错是一堆维多利亚风的破烂儿Yep.It'sabigpieceOfVictoriancrap.但也是我们的Butit,sours.这是我们家族的祖业产It'sbeeninourfamilyforgenerations.它有一种“祖先的幽灵Ithasvery"hauntedplantation在这个种植园中备受压♥迫♥"的感觉withtorturedghostancestors"vibes.不北方有划红线没有种植园No.TheNorthhadredlining,notplantations.这里不是北方马洛里这里是密歇根Thisisn'tNorth,Mallory.ThisisMichigan.葡葡干土豆沙拉和民兵队员Restaurantshereservepotatosalad在餐厅都能轻松点得到withraisinsandmilitiamemberships.好吧Okay.欢迎来到斯派德威克WelcometoSpiderwick.外面搬到了里面Theoutsideisinside.这棵树是你曾祖父亚瑟种下的Yourgreat-grandpaArthurplantedthistree.它叫番石榴树It'scalledamanchineeltree.它的水果被叫做死苹果Theycallthefruitdeathapples.土著人用它们来避邪Indigenouspeopleusedthemtowardoffevilspirits.这种水果有毒要是看见长出来了就扔掉They'repoison,soifyouseeanapplegrowing,tossit.里面有两个厨房♥There'stwokitchens.为什么要搞个迷你烤箱呢Thismini-ovenworksbecausewhy?用来做迷你开胃香肠啊显而易见Cookingmini-cocktailwieners,duh.亚瑟是个怪人Arthurwasaneccentric,艺术家一个宅家的爬行动物学家andanartisandanarmchairherpetologist.噫-意思是他研究爬行动物Ew.Thatmeanshestudiedreptiles.还是昆虫学家意思是他研究昆虫Andanentomologist.-Thatmeanshestudiedinsects.不需要你帮我翻译西蒙Idon'tneedyoutotranslateforme,Simon.我又不傻mnotstupid.有待商榷-哼Debatable.-JARED:Huh.至少我没找雅典娜阮请教Well,atleastIdidn'taskAthenaNguyen如何拔掉一字眉howtopluckmyunibrowhair.你看了我私信我要杀了你YouwentthroughmyDMs?Iamsogonnaendyou!你得先抓住我You'regonnahavetocatchmefirst.你最好祈祷我不会Oh,yeah,youbetterprayIdon't我知道这栋房♥子老旧又奇怪Iknowthishouseisweirdandmoldy,但我小时候很喜欢在这里玩耍butIadoredplayingherewhenIwasakid.这里充满了惊喜和秘密It,sfullofsecretsandsurprises.还有外面的树林西蒙Andthewoods,Simon,你想不到的动植物全都有youcan'timaginetheanimals,theplants.别再推销阳光了Stopsellingsunshine.这里只是一栋平平无奇还长了蘑菇的房♥子Thisisahousewithwallsanddoorsandmushrooms.我知道这很不容易Iknowthisishard.经历了离婚你们父亲还留在布鲁克林DivorceandyourdadstayinginBrooklyn.但既然你们露辛达姨姥姥ButsinceyourGreat-Aunt1.ucindais.精神错乱得宛如嗑药的松鼠吗Nuttierthanasquirrelonmolly?进了疗养院所以我们能来这儿住.inahospital,wecanlivehere.等我们把这里收拾一新就会不一样的OnceWecleanthisup,this'llbegreat.让我们借此机会开启新生活Andthisisagoodtimeforanewbeginning.趁着暑假在开学前安顿下来Summerbreak.Timetogetsettledbeforeschool.我知道大家都需要一个新的开始AndIknowwecanalluseafreshstart.搬家卡车来了That'sthemovingtruck.好吧好吧我们走Allright.Comeon,let,sgo.如果我是隐形人*IfIwasinvisible*就不会因为想单独呆着备受评判*Noonewouldjudgemeforwantingtobebymyself*但我已经够隐形了*Butmalreadyinvisibleenough*没有别人的帮助*Withoutanybodyelse'shelp*如果我能回到过去*IfIcouldgobackintime*把那件事儿去改变*Andjustchangethatonething*也许我现在就会不一样*Maybenowdbedifferent*但那部分的我将永远遗失*Butpartofmewouldalwaysbemissing*如果魔法成真会如何*Whatifmagicwasreal?*如果魔法显现会如何*Whatifmagicrevealed*你真的希望这事*Somethingnobodywouldever*发生在自己或别人身上吗*Wishuponthemselvesoranybodyelse*也许现实更美好*Mayberealityisbetter.*这里一定是露辛达的房♥间Must'vebeen1.ucinda1Sroom.她已经疯到挠墙了Shewasliterallyscratchingatthewalls.痕迹这久深不可能是人抓的Thosearetoodeeptobemadebyasomeone.可能是别的东西Itwasprobablyasomething.墙重刷一下再做个驱魔Somepaint,anexorcism,这个房♥间挺适合咱俩的thiscouldbeagoodroomforus,man.在布鲁克林时我们合住一个卧室是迫不得已InBrooklyn,Wesharedaroombecausewehadto.那甚至不能叫卧室Anditwasn'tevenaroom.而是一个改造过的食品间Itwasaconvertedpantry充斥着汤块和妥协的味道thatsmelledlikebouilloncubesandcompromise.而现在呢Youknow,now,我们终于可以有各自的房♥间了Wecanfinallyhaveourownrooms.你是为口香糖的事生气吗Isthisaboutthegumthing?不不是-怎么你需要隐私做某种No.It'snotaboutthegum.-What?Soyouneedprivacy羞羞的单人运动吗forsomesingleplayergaming?杰瑞德你好恶心不是的Jared.Gross.No.-嘿是你不喜欢柠檬糖和杰弗里的Hey,youhate1.emondropandJeffrey.你总说它们让你睡不着觉Youalwayscomplainhowtheykeepyouawake.现在可以不被打扰了Nowtheydon'thaveto.但我们从没分开睡过一个晚上Okay,butwehaven'tspentanightapart除了马克诺弗姆的过夜派对那次他没邀请我sinceMarkNovom'ssleepoverpartythatIwasn'tinvitedto,而爸最后带你回了家因为你没我andDadtookyouhomebecauseyoucouldn'tfallasleep睡不着withoutme.好吧Okay.好吧你说得对Okay.You'reright.我晚上害怕时也许会Iwouldprobablycreepintoyourbedatnight爬到你床上whenIgetscared.而且多亏了你Andthankstoyou,爸爸再也不会来帮我们了it,snotlikeDadcouldcomehelpusanymore,anyway.这幅肖像真不错Mm.Niceportrait.体现出很强的斯派德维克的基因ThoseSpiderwickgenesarestrong.你俩都是Thebothofyou.但DNA可能是我们唯一的共同之处了SomeDNAisallwehaveincommon.外加我们外形相当Andwecanwearthesamepants.西蒙人又好又有趣Simonisniceandfunny,他知道什么是爬虫学家heknowswhataherpetologistis.每个人都喜欢西蒙EveryonelovesSimon.每个人都讨厌我Everyonehatesme.我们搬到这儿都是我的错It'smyfaultwehadtomovehere.你经历艰难时期已经很久了You'vebeengoingthroughahardtimeforawhilenow,我们也都清楚情况不会好转andwebothknowit'snotgettingbetter.我也不知道自己为什么要做那些傻事1don'tknowwhyIdothestupidthings1do.我就是做了Ijustdo.学校的事我都向你道过歉了Okay,IsaidIwassorryaboutthethingatschool.我在亨森找了个心理医生IfoundapsychiatristinHenson.布劳尔医生Dr.Brauer.他一直在分♥析♥你露辛达姨姥姥的案子He'sbeenanalyzingyourAunt1.ucinda'scase.进了精神病院的露辛达姨姥吗InstitutionalizedAunt1.ucinda?露辛达是我最喜欢的人1.ucindaismyfavoritepersonever.我跟你讲过她那些跟食人魔有关的故事吧I'vetoldyouallherstoriesaboutogres还有森林精灵还有她会隐身的妖精小朋友andwoodelvesandherinvisiblelittleboggartfriend,提波塔克Thimbletack.但后来她坚信那些故事是真的Butthenshebelievedherstoriesweretrue.她觉得提波塔克是真的ShethoughtThimbIetackwasreal?布劳尔医生是一位深思熟虑Dr.Brauerisathoughtful备受尊敬的精神科医生andhighlyrespectedpsychiatrist.他会帮我们弄清你那个奇妙小脑瓜里He'llhelpusfigureoutwhat'sgoingon到底发生了什么insidethatincredibleheadofyours.看吧See?所以我们搬来这儿就是我的错Soitismyfaultwe,rehere.有心理问题不是错Havingmentalhealthissuesisn'tafault.这只是你生来的样子It,sjusthowyouweremade.是啊但是Yeah,but.真希望你把我生得更像西蒙IwishyoumadememorelikeSimon.过来Comehere.好了来晚饭好了Allright.Comeon,dinner'sready.走吧Comeon.西蒙Simon?你听到了吗Didyouhearthat?妈妈？Mom?马洛里是你吗Mallory,isthatyou?血迹Blood?A斯派德维克"A.Spiderwick."亚瑟斯派德维克ArthurSpiderwick?欢迎来到我们人类的家Welcometoour"people,house.好恶心宠物Sogross.Pets.氟氯化碳空调都没关CFCairconditioninglefton.二层纸板箱外加泡沫包装Triple-wallcardboardboxeswithbubblewrap缠一大堆包装胶带andpackingtapeusedtoship就为了运送两节5号♥电池和一根USB线twodouble-AbatteriesandaUSBcord.世界没了人类会更美好Theworldwouldbeabetterplacewithouthumans.所以我才要吃他们That'swhymgoingtoconsumethem.我快饿死了AndIamstarving.嗨史黛西Hi.It'sStacy.我是隔壁的瓦诺Varnow.Fromnextdoor.晚餐到了Dinner,shere.我看见你车停在外面Isawyoupullup.我家猫戈内尔还没回家MycatGonerilhasn'tcomehome你没关卧室的衡户andyouleftyourbedroomwindowopen.呃是的嗨史黛西Uh,uh,yeah.Hi,Stacy.我能进来吗-能CanIcomein?-CA1.1.IOPEYes.能Yes.不这对我们的计划而言太早No.It'stoosoonforourplan.拜托你的舌头也渴望吞下她温热的血Youknowyouwantatasteofherwarmbloodonyourtongue.我好像听到她的叫声了IthinkIjustheardher.戈内尔是你吗我是妈咪Goneril?Isthatyou?It'sMommy.现在不方便Now'snotagoodtime.我们会留意的We'llkeepaneyeout.谢r史黛西Thanks,Stacy.好吧谢谢你帮我看Okay.Thanksforchecking.戈内尔Goneril?喂我也饿了Hey,I'mhungry,too.你答应我会有杀戮的Youpromisedmedeath.一整个小镇Awholetown.所有人吗Everyone?我找到了那枚蛋Ifoundtheegg.有了它我就能蚕食Withthat,llbeabletodevour亨森的每一个灵魂everylastsoulinHenson而你会得到死人为你续命andyouwillgetthedeaththatsustainsyou,但亲爱的宝贝myloyalfetch.你要是想吃零食Butifyourequireasnack.解救我*Rescueme*解救我*Rescueme*解救我*Rescueme*他们会在哪里呢Wherecouldtheybe?杳查橱柜-看看下面Checkthecabinet.-Checkunderthere.你开玩笑吗-解救我Areyoukiddingme?-*Rescueme.*怎么会在水槽里啊Whywouldtheybeinthesink?你们怎么这么紧张Whyarewefreakingout?柠檬糖和杰弗里不见了1.emondropandJeffreyaremissing!我听到房♥子里有声音1heardsomethinginthehouse.可能是负鼠也许他俩被吃掉了ApossumIthink.Maybeitatethem.也可能是柠檬糖和杰弗里的声响啊Maybeitwas1.emondropandJeffrey.不不比那大得多No,no,itwasbigger.Way.也许那些抓痕就是它们留下的Probablythethingthatmadethosescratchmarks.我用马洛里的剑刺到了它IstabbeditwithMal'ssword.你碰了我的装备Youtouchedmygear?!怎么啦What?我只是想帮忙-你干嘛不叫醒我Iwastryingtohelp.-Whydidn'tyouwakemeup?你不醒啊-你把我的剑弄坏了Youwouldn't.Youbrokemysword!只是个意外故意的意外,Itwasanaccident.-MA1.1.ORY:Accidentonpurpose.你知道我今天有击剑大&hearts刃干♥的选拔考试吗YouknowIhaveafencingtryoutwiththemaestrotoday,okay?这很重要她专门培训精英剑客That'simportant.She'strainedelitechampions.好吧好Okay,okay.Just-我这么做太轻率了Iwasbeinginconsiderate,andindoingso,真是有失人格-闭嘴杰瑞德闭嘴Idiminishmyowndignity.-Shutup,Jared!Shutup.绝对没什么小动物看都没血迹Ibettherewasn'tacritter.1.ook,thereisn'tanyblood.我&hearts汗♥嘛要胡编呢WhywouldImakethatup?还记得那次你把爸爸的车钥匙藏起来RememberwhenyouhidDad'scarkeys让我们一个星期都找不到andwecouldn'tfindthem你害他吃了三张停车罚单foraweekandhegotthreeparkingtickets就因为他不带你去麦当劳allbecausehewouldn,ttakeyoutoMcDonald's?谁都知道你不喜欢柠檬糖和杰弗里Weallknowyouhate1.emondropandJeffrey.你干嘛不让西蒙有自己的房♥间Andwhycouldn'tyouletSimonhavehisowndumbroom?你究竟怎么想的What'sthebigidea?马洛里-一啊Mallory.Whoa.妈妈-哦Mom.Oh.反正我也不饿mnothungryanyway.等等马洛里你先Wait,Mallory,just-听着我们可以去城里1.ook,wecangointotown给柠檬糖和杰弗里买♥♥几个无伤害的捕鼠陷阱andgetsomehumanemousetrapsfor1.emondropandJeffrey.我会帮你找到的llhelpyoufindthem.我保证Promise.一定要在中午前回来好吗Justmakesureyou'rebackbeforenoon,okay?你今天下午要去见布劳尔医生YouhaveyourfirstsessionwithDr.Brauerthisafternoon.好Right.五金店的人说Well,thehardwarestoreguysaidthatthese这些陷阱最好用所以catch-and-releasetrapsarethebest,so.拜托伙计Comeon,dude.你不会真以为我把Youdon,treallythinkthatIlet柠檬糖和杰弗里放出去吧1.emondropandJeffreyout,doyou?不会-西蒙Nope.Simon.不好意思Excuseme.你看到那家伙怎么看我们了么Dude,didyoujustseethewaythatguywasstaringatus?是啊我们散发着那种新车味道Yeah,wehavethat,uh,newcarsmell.是啊新来的非白人Uh-huh.Yeah,newandun-white.好吧别把所有人想得那么坏Okay.Stopthinkingtheworstofeveryone.这地方还不错好吗Thisplaceisnice,okay?这里今晚有个捉萤火虫比赛Theygotafireflycatchingcontesttonight.源自于一个古老传统那时的人认为It'sbasedonanoldtraditionwhenpeoplebelieved荧火虫是仙女化身要是抓到一只fireflieswerefairies,andifyoucatchone,它就会帮你实现一个愿望it'llgrantyouawish.这个小镇有着深厚的民间传统Thistownlovesitsoldfolklore.看1.ook.到处都有人建这种通往秘密精灵世界的大门SomeoneevenbuiltsecretfairydoorsalloverHenson.那个圆圈是什么W-What'sthatcirclething?我不清楚It's.nothingIknow.我在阿瑟斯派德威克的画作中Ifoundthatsamesymbol也见过这种符?♥onsomethingArthurSpiderwickdrew.对这是个食人魔Yeah,itwasanogre.有点像你喜欢的那些动物书Anditwaskindoflikethoseanimalbooksyoulove.上面写着一些奇怪的文字Therewasthis-thisweirdwritingonit但不是英语Butitwasn'tEnglish.-世界上有超过7000门语言There'sover7,000languages.你只会讲1.74门Youbarelyknowoneandthree-quarters.你知道那个疯子姨姥姥露辛达DidyouknowthatinsaneAunt1.ucinda相信这些神奇生物都是真的吗actuallybelievedthatthesemagicalcreatureswerereal?你没必要每次说露辛达姨姥姥Okay,listen,youdon'thavetosay"insane"都加上疯子二字everytimeyousay"Aunt1.ucinda.,听着我知道你觉得这里人畜无害1.ook,Iknowyouthinkthisplaceisallinnocent,但你不觉得那个仙女传说