Young Sheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
J世上没人比我强壮JJNobodyelseisstrongerthanIamJJ昨天我移了一座山JJYesterdayImovedamountainJJ我相信我能当你的英雄）JIbetIcouldbeyourheroJ4J我是个了不起的小家伙JJIamamightylittlemanJtJ1我是个了不起的小家伙J/IamamightylittlemanJ*少年谢尔顿少年谢尔顿PreviouslyonYoungSheldon.乔治人呢Where'sGeorge?他心脏病发作Hehadaheartattack.但是他他人没事对吧He.he'sokay,right?他已经走了He'sgone.我并非从小就像现在这样情商满点Iwasn,talwaysasemotionallyintelligentasIamtoday.举个例子我父亲刚去世时Forexample,whenmyfatherdied,我对人们不同的悲伤方式感到困惑Iwasflummoxedbyallthedifferentwayspeopleexpressedgrief我母亲往宗教投入所有精神Mymotherthrewherselfintoreligion.我姥姥则全身心投入酒“精”Mymeemawturnedtoadifferentkindofspirit.我哥哥试图填满父亲走后出现的家主真空Mybrothertriedtollthevacuumcreatedbymyfather'spassing.三千五$3,500?你知道这是要给受人爱戴的Youdorealizewe'retalkingaboutthebelovedheadcoach冠军球队总教练吧甚至可以说ofawinningfootballteam?There'sanargument.还有所有的用食物来表达悲痛的Andthenthere,sallthefriendsandneighbors亲朋好友与街坊邻居whoexpressedtheirgriefwithfood.我给你做了砂锅菜Imadeyouacasserole.我给你做了砂锅菜1madeyouacasserole.我给你做了砂锅菜Imadeyouacasserole.我给你买♥♥了一份砂锅菜Iboughtyouacasserole.而我我想到了星际旅行2:可汗怒吼Andofcourse,IthoughtaboutStarTrekII:TheWrathofKhan.我曾是并将永远是你的朋友Ihavebeen,andalwaysshallbe,yourfriend.以及我当时为斯波克之死感到多难过.andhowupsetIwasoverthedeathofSpock.生生不息1.ivelong.繁荣昌盛andprosper.你在做什么Whatareyoudoing?想着星际旅行ThinkingaboutStarTrek.你是哪里有毛病啊我们爸爸刚去世呢Whatiswrongwithyou?Ourdadjustdied.有些人表达悲伤的方式就是对人发怒Andsomepeopleexpresstheirgriefbylashingout.如果你们心中有中意哪张Ifthere1SanypicturesofGeorge你们想要在葬礼上摆出来的乔治遗照you'dliketodisplayattheceremony,就需要先给我一份I'llneedtogetthose.这个嘛Oh,um.不用担心妈Don'tworry,Mom,我来解决lltakecareofit.乔治有特别喜欢哪苜圣歌♥或想为他放的音乐吗DidGeorgehaveafavoritehymnorsongthatmightbeplayed?他以前很喜欢在球队上场时Hedidalwaysplay"BorntoBeWild"放荒原狼乐队的生而狂野whentheteamranoutonthefield.不确定教会的管风琴手会不会这首Notsureourorganistknowsthatone.我可以带个手提录音机Icanbringaboombox.这个就当做备选计划吧We'llcallthatplanB.发生什么事了What'shappening?我们今天下午4点要出发去花田里拍全家福Weareleavingforthebluebonnetpictureat4:00.别迟到了-肯定不会错过Don'tbelate.-Wouldn'tmissit.要我顺路送你去学校吗Youwantaridetoschool?不用了我搭校车Nah,lltakethebus.随你便Suityourself.下午见Seey'alllater.4点啊Fouro'clock.下午见Seey'alllater.4点啊Fouro,clock.爸爸等一下Dad,wait.怎么啦Yeah?我曾是并将永远是你的朋友Ihavebeen,andalwaysshallbe,yourfriend.生生不息繁荣昌盛1.ivelongandprosper.下午见Seey'alllater.4点啊Fouro,clock.爸爸等一下Dad,wait.怎么啦Yeah?再见Bye.再见儿子Bye,son.谢利Shelly?你还好吗Youokay?他估计又在想什么白♥痴♥星际旅行的东西He'sprobablythinkingaboutstupidStarTrekstuff.我只是在想像从某个决定节点Iwasthinkingaboutalternaterealities延伸出去的各种平行现实branchingofffromasingledecisionpoint.只有其中一个跟星际旅行有关OnlyoneofthemwasaboutStarTrek.我们在讨论爸爸的丧礼We'retalkingaboutDad,sfuneral.你为什么一点都不在意啊Whydon'tyoucare?丧礼的细节根本无关紧要Thedetailsofthefuneralareirrelevant.并不能改变一切Theywon'tchangeanything.我等不及你的那天到来Ican'twaitforyours.你们俩够了Hey,that'senoughoutofyoutwo.你又不是爸爸少管教我们You'renotDad.Youdon,ttelluswhattodo.那我可以你们俩不准吵了Well,Iwill,andthat'senough!没事啦大家把情绪抒发出来比较好It,sokay.It'shealthyforeveryonetolettheirfeelingsout.闭嘴吧你杰夫Oh,shutup,Jeff.米希回I去你房♥间Missy!Gotoyourroom.我直接去死不是更好HowaboutIjustgo?我代她向你道歉msorryabouther.没什么需要道歉的Noneedtoapologize.好啦你们谁Now,whichofyoumight.下午见Seey'alllater.4点啊Fouro'clock.爸爸等一下Dad,wait.怎么啦Yeah?我爱你Iloveyou.我也爱你儿子Iloveyou,too,son.米希你好啊Hey,Missy.你好Hey.我给你带了吃的1broughtyoufood.谢谢但我现在不饿Thanks,butmnothungry.我真的很遗憾mrealsorry.你♥爸♥爸总是对我很和善Yourdadwasalwaysnicetome.他挺喜欢你Helikedyou.现在你跟我有共通点了NowyouandIhavesomethingincommon.是什么What'sthat?我爸爸也不在了Mydad,sgone,too.你♥爸♥爸人在新泽西呢Yourdad'sinNewJersey.我知道但他也不会回来了Yeah,buthe'snotcomingback.我也很遗憾Sorry.要抱抱吗Wantahug?不要No.要我亲你一下吗不要Wantakiss?-No.我也不想Yeah,meneither.你还好吗亲爰的Howyoudoing,sweetheart?还行吧Allright.你♥他♥妈♥在干嘛Whatthehellareyoudoing?坐着啊Sitting?不准坐那里Notthere.好对不起啊Oh,msorry.我的老天Gosh.那这里行吗Hereokay?那是我的专座That'smyspot.抱歉啊Oh,sorry.来你坐吧Here,haveaseat.我现在没想坐1don'twanttositthere,只是那里是我的专座that'sjustmyspot.你好啊玛丽Hey,Mary.你好啊韦恩请进Hi,Wayne.Comeonin.我收拾了乔治的办公桌IcleanedoutGeorge'sdesk.我想说你可能会想要他的东西Uh,thoughtyoumightlikehisstuff.谢谢啊Thanks.我想跟你说Ijustwantedyoutoknowthat如果你跟孩子们有任何需要帮忙的ifthere,sanythingthatyouorthekidsneed.随时来找我.mherefory'all.韦恩-我是真心的Oh,Wayne.-1meanit.任何事都行Anythingthatyouneed.谢谢你的好意Thankyou.Iappreciatethat.你还好吗Youdoingokay?很好很好不用担心我Oh,yeah,yeah.Don'tworryaboutme.好啦我去给你拿纸巾Okay.1.etmegetyouatissue.好的麻烦了Okay,okay.我真的好想他你懂吧Ijustmisshim,youknow?我懂Ido.我以前我以前会跟他开玩笑Iusedto.Iusedtomesswithhimbytellinghim说他是我最好的白人朋友hewasmybestwhitefriend,youknow.但其实他就是我最要好的朋友But.butthetruthisthathewasmybestfriend.你也是他最好的朋友Andyouwerehis.听到这个我很高兴Oh,that'snicetoknow.我是不是来添麻烦了mnothelping,amI?没事啦That'sokay.你饿不饿Areyouhungry?我们有很多吃的We'vegotlotsoffood.好啊我可以吃一点Yeah,I-Icouldeat.希望你喜欢吃砂锅菜Hopeyoulikecasserole.我还真喜欢吃砂锅菜1dolikecasserole.后来我意识到还有一种更好的面对悲伤方法EventuallyIrealizedtherewasabetterwaytodealwithgrief:东德州理工那就是彻底逃离avoiditcompletely.谢尔顿Sheldon.你好啊-我就是想跟你说Oh,hello.-1justwantedto真的很遗憾不用了谢谢tellyouhowsorry.-No,thankyou.如果你有任何需要.Well,ifthere'sanythingyouneed.没有Nope.我来这里领库珀的一套西装mheretopickupasuitforCooper.没问题Oh,sure.乔治库珀吗GeorgeCooper?是的女士Yes,ma'am.感觉你穿有点太大啊1.ooksalittlebigforyou.这是我父亲的It'smydad's.那你真乖啊还来帮他取Niceofyoutopickitupforhim.总共是8块钱That'llbeeightdollars.你在做什么Whatyoudoing?想为葬礼写我的悼文Tryingtowritemyspeechforthefuneral.不容易对吧Noteasy,isit?是啊No.戴尔人呢Where,sDale?他到处游荡坐立难安Oh,hewaswanderingaround,哪哪儿都不敢坐我就让他先回家了afraidtositanywhere,soIsenthimhome.好啦你想念给我听听目前有的内容吗Anyway,youwanttoreadmewhatyougot?乔治是一个好老公Georgewasagoodhusband,好父亲与好教练agoodfatherandagoodcoach.继续Keepgoing.没了就这么多No,that'sallIgot.短小精干Shortandsweet.让大家意犹未尽1.eave,emwantingmore.我不知道该怎么做Idon'tknowhowtodothis.亲爱的Oh,honey,你又怎么会知道呢whywouldyou?那你是怎么撑过爸爸的丧礼的HowdidyougetthroughDad'sfuneral?你听完会鄙视我You'regonnathinklessofme.我不会的Iwon,t.我灌了龙舌兰再抽了一根大♥麻♥烟Idranktequilaandsmokedamarijuanacigarette.妈Oh,Mom.你没试过就别乱批评Don'tknockittillyoutryit.那我告诉你llhaveyouknow我高中毕业前也尝试抽过几口thatItookacoupleofpuffsmysenioryearofhighschool.传说中恶魔的菜叶吗Thedevil'slettuce?是乔治给我的Georgegaveittome.我就知道他会带坏你Iknewhewasabadinfluence.那晚之后他就要被送去越南打仗ItwasthenightbeforeheshippedouttoVietnam.于是我们偷溜进我的卧室Andwesnuckintomybedroom并发生了你懂的andwe.youknow.玛丽塔克MaryTucker.我想让他记住他是在为何而战Iwantedtomakesureheknewwhathewasfightingfor.瞧这种故事就值得在告别仪式上分享See,that'sastoryyoushouldtellattheservice.在我的教会当着我孩子们的面说吗Inmychurch,infrontofmychildren?这很爱国啊It'spatriotic.我不禁觉得Ican'thelpfeelinglike我好像有毛病something'swrongwithme.你在说什么Whatareyoutalkingabout?我知道这是无理取闹1knowitdoesn'tmakesense,但是.我生他的气因为他离开了我but.Iammadathimforleavingme.不我能理解-真的吗Yeah,Igetthat.-Youdo?你父亲去世的时候我也生他的气Iwasmadatyourdaddywhenhepassed.那你是怎么走出来的Howdidyougetoverit?时间能治愈一切Time.戴尔也帮了忙千万别告诉他AndDalehelps.Don'ttellhim,please.你们找到彼此我很欣慰mhappyyoufoundeachother.女儿你还年轻You'restillyoung,honey.不No.我不会再找一个伴侣了That'sitforme.mdone.我就不打扰你了I'llleaveyoutoit.谢谢Thanks.听着如果你想不出什么赞美的话Andlisten,ifyoucan,tthinkofanythingcomplimentarytosay,那就瞎编几条justmakestuffup.没人会拆穿你的Nobody'sgonnacallyouonit谢尔顿会Sheldonwill.的确Yeah.谢尔顿会Sheldonwill.要我顺路送你去学校吗Youwantaridetoschool?不用了我搭校车Nah,I'lltakethebus.随你便Suityourself.下午见Seey'alllater.4点啊Fouro'clock.爸爸等一下Dad,wait.怎么啦Yeah?我能和你一起去吗CanIgowithyou?好啊Sure.或许我们可以玩点你喜欢的车上游戏MaybeWecouldplaysomeofthemcargamesyouloveontheway.那敢情好dlikethat.玛丽Mary.节哀顺变We'resosorry.谢谢你Thankyou.虽然我和他认识不久Well,Ididn'tknowhimlong,但我真的很喜欢他but,uh,Ilovedthatguy.他觉得你们像是失散多年的好友Hefeltlikey'allwerelong-lostfriends.我忍♥不住了Oh,herewego.来我去给你拿点纸巾Comeon,let'sgetyousomeKleenex.你们来了真有心Aren'ty'allsweettocome?应该的Ofcourse.我前几天见到谢尔顿rIsawSheldontheotherday.他不肯和我说话Hewouldn'tspeaktome.他还好吗Isheokay?其实他不和任何人说话He'snotreallytalkingtoanybody.我们会陪在他身边的We'llkeephimcompany.我会想法子转移他的注意力1I,uh,trytodistracthim告诉他关于轻子的最新消息bytellinghimthelatestnewsaboutleptons.他会喜欢的He'lllikethat.他对轻子可着迷了He,scrazyabouttheleptons.谁不是呢Whoisn't?你怎么认识乔治的Mow'dyouknowGeorge?我是他的邻居Next-doorneighbor.那你跟他很熟吧So,youknewhimwell?还好Alittle.你呢Howaboutyou?我是谢尔顿的科学老师ItaughtSheldonscience.真同情你Oh,msorry.111射谢Thankyou.我单身-我也是msingle.-Same.米希Missy,如果你想在盖棺前和爸爸独处一会ifyouwantaminutewithDadbeforetheyclosethecasket,现在就该去了now'sthetime.你不想也没关系It,sokayifyoudon't.我必须去Ihaveto.来吧我来帮你Here,letmehelpyouwiththat.第1季第21集好了Okay.哎哟妈呀Holymoly.很好吃对吧It'sgood,huh?难以置信Unbelievable.接下来你自己弄吧I'llleaveyoutoit.别走陪我坐No,sitwithme.好吧Okay.那次谢谢你Thankyouforthat.很感谢你所做的一切Thankyouforeverything.我爱你Iloveyou.你不用担心Youdon,tneedtoworry.一切尽在我掌控之中vegoteverythingundercontrol.我不会让你失望的爸爸Won'tletyoudown,Dad.谢尔顿他们准备盖棺Sheldon,they'regonnaclosethecasket.如果你想和爸爸道别.Ifyouwanttosaygoodbyetoyourdad.你真的很不想拍全家福照片是吧Youreallydidn'twanttotakethatfamilyportrait,didyou?回头见Seeyoulater.我退出橄榄球队时WhenIquitthefootballteam,以为我爸会宰了我Ithoughtmydadwasgonnakillme.之后我从高中退学时Andthen,when1quithighschool,真的以为他会宰了我Ireallythoughthewasgonnakillme.再接着我让我女友怀孕时Then,whenIgotmygirlfriendpregnant.很肯定他会宰了我Iwassurehewasgonnakillme.但如你们所见他没有Butasyoucansee,hedidn't.不管我做什么NomatterwhatIdid,他总是当我的后盾healwayshadmyback.我爱你爸爸Iloveyou.Dad.现在乔治的爱妻玛丽AndnowGeorge'slovingwifeMary想要致辞wouldliketosayafewwords.玛丽Mary.谢谢你杰夫牧师Thankyou,PastorJeff.我是高中时认识乔治的ImetGeorgeinhighschool.好吧我是高中生Well,Iwasinhighschool.而他是比我年长的机车骑上Hewasanoldermanwithamotorcycle.我也想告诉你们他吸引了我的注意dliketotellyouhecaughtmyeye,但其实我是被那辆机车吸引了butactuallyitwasthemotorcycle.抱歉我msorry,Ican't.做不到dothis.我真的Iam.很生气soangry.我和乔治经历过波折起伏GeorgeandIhadourupsanddowns,但最终我们的关系走到了最融洽的阶段butwewerefinallyinsuchagoodplace,谁知接着他就.andthenhe.离开了left他离开了我们所有人Heleftallofus.你怎能这么做How-howcouldyoudothat?我好生他的气Iamsomadathim.我生上帝的气我生自己的气mmadatGod,mmadatmyself因为他在世时我没有更努力一点做好fornottryingharderwhilehewashere.这事不该发生的啊Thiswasn'tsupposedtohappen.好了好了Okay.Oh.谢谢你亲爱的谢谢你Thankyou,thankyou,darling,thankyou.杰夫麻烦你Jeftcouldyou.?这是她发自内心的想法Veryheartfelt.我知道大家都很难接受Iknowthisishardforeveryone.我当然也无法接受It,scertainlyhardforme.但要说有谁Butnoone.最为ismoreupset乔治的去世感到伤心withGeorge'spassing那就是孤星啤酒公♥司♥thanthe1.oneStarBeercompany.他们都下半旗致哀了Thatflagisathalf-mast.另一方面也有很多牛牛Ontheotherhand,there'salotofcowsoutthere松了一口气thatarebreathingasighofrelief因为牛脯之王Asthekingofbriskethas放下了刀叉向夕阳驶去putdownhisforkandriddenoffintothesunset.我告诉你们-他们为什么嘲笑爸爸And,uh.I'lltellyousomething.-WhyaretheylaughingatDad?因为他们爱他'Causetheylovehim.这事我一直藏在心里thatIalwayskindofkepttomyself那就是but.我并非从一开始Iwasn,talwaysabigsupporter就支持乔治和玛丽在一起ofGeorgeandMarybeinganitem.事实上Asamatteroffact,他每次来家里找玛丽wheneverhecametovisit,我就特地邀请玛丽的骚货朋友詹妮丝来IwouldalwaysinviteMary'ssluttyfriendJaniceover,希望能引起他的兴趣hopingtocatchhisinterest.詹妮丝谢谢你来你真贴心Hey,Janice.Thanksforcoming.You,readoll.不管怎样Anyway.乔治眼里始终只有玛丽GeorgeonlyhadeyesforMary.当然了还有牛月南Andofcoursebrisket.经历了这么多年Andovertheyears,他自然赢得了我的尊重hesurelyearnedmyrespect.他是个好人Hewasagoodman.我永远都会自豪地说AndIwillalwaysbeproud.他是我的儿子tocallhimmyson.好了好了Okay.Okay.韦恩想说的是Uh,whatWaynehereistryingtosay,乔治是名优秀的教练uh,is,uh,Georgewasahellofacoach.也是一个值得交往的好朋友Hewasahellofafriend.我们都会十分想念他Andwe'regonnamisshimahellofalot.谢谢大家Thankyou.在做最后的祷告之前Beforeourfinalprayer,还有谁想上来致辞发言吗wouldanyoneelseliketosayafewwords?米希Missy?谢利Shelly?我一直在反复回想I'vebeenthinkingalotabout我和爸爸最后的相处时刻thelastmomentsIhadwithmydad.那是在早上他准备去上班Itwasmorning,andhewasleavingforwork.他说"下午见“Hesaid,"Seey'alllater."而我一言未发AndIsaidnothing.我很后悔Iregretthat.我本来可以说“再见”或是让他送我上学Icouldhavesaid"bye"oraskedhimforaride.又或是告诉他我爱他OrtoldhimthatIlovedhim.但我没有ButIdidn't.我几乎没注意到他走了Ibarelynoticedheleft.有太多次我都没注意到我父亲的存在Somanytimesthat1didn'tnoticemyfather.我希望他知道我有多爱他IhopeheknewhowmuchIlovedhim.我也想告诉你们IwishIcouldtellyou我说了这些话Isaidallthosethings.但我并没有ButIdidn't.谢利Shelly?我们低下头祈祷吧1.et'sbowourheadsinprayer.我们在天上的父OurFather,whoisinheaven,愿人尊你的名为圣hallowedbeYourname.有很长一段时间Foralongtime,我都只盯着我父亲的缺点Ifocusedonmyfather'sshortcomings.如今我也活到他的年纪也有了自己的孩子Nowthatmhisageandhavekidsofmyown.我意识到他不过是一个尽力而为的人Irealizehewasjustapersondoingthebesthecould,而且他付出了很多andhedidalot.我在他的葬礼上没说出口1didn'tsayitathisfuneral,但现在我可以说出来了butIcansayitnow.我爱我的父亲Ilovedmyfather.我永远都会想念他Iwillmisshimforever.
