Young Sheldon《小谢尔顿》第七季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

J世上没人比我强壮JJNobodyelseisstrongerthanIamJJ昨天我移了一座山JJYesterdayImovedamountainJJ我相信我能当你的英雄）JIbetIcouldbeyourheroJ4J我是个了不起的小家伙JJIamamightylittlemanJtJ1我是个了不起的小家伙J/IamamightylittlemanJ*少年谢尔顿少年谢尔顿前情提要PreviouslyonYoungSheldon.那我应该去哪儿So,whereshouldIgo?加州理工-麻省理工Caltech.-MIT.要去参观麻省理工我好兴奋msoexcitedtovisitMIT.我也是Me,too.我为你骄傲孩子Proudofyou,son.1射谢你爸爸Thankyou,Dad.还是去加州理工吧Caltech?去加州理工Caltech.我一直相信我非凡的一生Ialwaysbelievedmyextraordinarylife会被出版成各种传记wouldbechronicledinnumerousbiographies.我以前甚至会自己想书名Ievenusedtomakeupmyowntitles.我最爱的几个有Myfavoriteswere:从德州到成功：谢尔顿库珀的传奇之路FromTexastoSuccess:theSheldonCooperJourney,以及库珀幼儿版andCooperforKids,给幼儿园孩子们的超弦理论中的量子引力入门apre-schoolintroductiontoquantumgravityinsuperstring.重点是Thepointis,我知道我的成长阶段会被后人探究1knewmyformativeyearswouldbewell-documented,这就表示我需要把whichmeantIneededtopolishup我早期的学术资历给提升一番someofmyearlyacademiccredentials,尤其是东德州理工这里especiallyEastTexasTech.这些是什么东西Wh-WhatamIlookingat?我给下学期弦理论课程的教学大纲的建议Myproposalfornextsemester'scurriculumonstringtheory.我虽然要离开了但这并不代表Imaybeleaving,butthatdoesn,tmean这里不能继续吸引更多天纵奇才啊youcanattractmorebrilliantminds只要学术上保持尖端就行bystayingonthecuttingedge.谢尔顿你又不是这里的教授Sheldon,youarenotaprofessorhere.我太清楚了因为如果我是Oh,Iknow.IfIweretoteach,这里绝对会是一所比现在好太多的大学itwouldbeatamuchbetteruniversitythanthisone.而且再过54天你就不再是这里的学生了And,in54days,youwillnolongerbeastudenthere.我绝对没有在一天天数日子Notthatmcounting.是啊所以我们更要珍惜最后的时光True,weshouldrelishthesemoments.我珍惜着呢Oh,mrelishing.看我珍惜的表情1.ookatmerelish.所以你这堆建议是想我怎么样So,whatamIsupposedtodowiththis?虽然我之后不在这里就读JustbecauseIwon'tbeheredoesn'tmean但我这一生还是会跟这所大学有关联啊Iwon'tforeverbeassociatedwiththisuniversity.所以我希望以后别人看我简历时Anditwouldbeniceifpeoplelookatmyresume能说出”是东德州理工啊”而非”是东德州理工啊”andsaid"EastTexasTech/'not"EastTexasTech."你两种的语气一模一样啊Yousaidthosetheexactsameway.真的吗在我脑海里第二种充满了鄙夷Really?Inmyhead,thesecondonewasdrippingwithscorn.”是东德州理工啊”这样如何"EastTexasTech."Howwasthat?太充太满了Dripping.谢尔顿我谢谢你的好意Sheldon,Iappreciatethis,但我们大学有许多优秀的教职员了but,uh,wehaveanexcellentfacultyhere,他们完全有能力andtheyarequitecapableof不靠你的帮助独力设计卓越的上课内容devisingtheirowncurriculumWithoutyourhelp.大不了我以后说起东德州理工IsupposeIcouldspinEastTexasTech就说是我已经克服的人生难关类似驼背或者畸形足asahardshipIhadtoovercome,likeahunchbackoraclubfoot.就剩54天了54days.我知道我也会想念这一切Iknow.mgoingtomissthis,too.这些是我为F学年设计好的新物理学课程So,thisisthenewphysicscurriculumI'vedevelopedfornextyear.非线性西格玛模型导论吗Introductiontononlinearsigmamodels?这是挺深的内容耶That'ssomeprettyadvancedstuff.重点就在这里Andthat'sthepoint.谢尔顿或许要离开了Youknow,Sheldonmaybeleaving,但只要我们让课程保持在最尖端butWecanattractthenextbrilliantmind我们还是能吸引下一个天纵英才ifwestayonthecuttingedge.太同意你这想法了Couldn,tagreemore.这样吧约翰要不然你负责去Infact,John,whydon'tyoutakepoint教那门非线性课而我负责教onthatnonlinearclassandllteach,uh.这上面好多我听说过的东西啊Ooh,somuchhereveheardof,我该选哪一样呢whichonedoIpick?行吧要是这些内容对你们来说太高深Allright,ifthismaterialistoochallengingforyou,或许我该整顿一下学系了maybeIshouldrethinkmyfaculty.你这话是什么意思Whatareyousaying?为了保持合法我不能说要换掉你们Well,legallyIcan'tsaythatmreplacingyou改请年轻人所以我绝对没要这么说withsomeoneyounger,somnotsayingthat.合法上说Uh,legally.想得美我有终身教职Nicetry,butIhavetenure.我没有啊Idon't.那你多保重另一方面Toughluck.-Anotherthing我也绝对没有要说mnotsayingis我要把你们的办公室改到thatmgoingtoputyourofficeatthetop要爬超多楼梯的教学楼上层ofaflightofverysteepstairs.行了不需要做到这样吧Okay,thatwon,tbenecessary.或许我们对这些新东西还不熟Wemaybeoutofthelooponthisstuff但我们也能迎头赶上啊butWecancatchup.同意我们土别三日必让你刮目相看Agreed!Wecanbeuptospeedintwoshakesofalamb'stail.别这么说感觉好老气Don'tsaythat,yousoundold.飞速进步1.ickety-split?好些了Better.飞速进步1.ickety-split来奶奶怀里-给Oh,cometoNana.-Thereyougo.你变得好大啊Oh,yougotsobig.她怀孕时我也这么对她说了Isaidthattoherwhenshewaspregnant.绝对不行Nobueno.所以你们要去看哪部电影So,uh,whatmoviey'allgoingtosee?神探飞机头AceVentura:PetDetective.曼蒂你会想看这电影吗Mandy,youwanttoseethat?我无所谓估计灯光还没暗我就睡着了1don'tcare,mgonnabeasleepbeforethelightsgodown.我们很乐意帮你们看孩子Well,wearesohappytobabysit.甚至如果你们电影完Infact,ifyouwanttogotodinner想顺便共进晚餐我们也很欢迎afterthemovie,that'sfinewithus.多谢rAw,thanks,但我们最近想存钱呢butwe'retryingtosavemoney.乔治给他们点晚餐钱George,givethemsomemoneysotheycangotodinner.我们已经免费帮忙看小孩了We'realreadybabysittingforfree.我们平常都没什么机会见到宝宝了Butwenevergettoseethislittleone,因为她的大坏蛋爸爸妈妈搬家了becausehermeanMommyandDaddymovedheraway.但爸爸妈妈现在有自己的洗手间所以Well,MommyandDaddyhavetheirownbathroomnow,so.那可是梦想成真啊Oh,that,sthedreamrightthere.好啦再见啦宝宝Alrighty.Bye,baby.亲爰的再见要乖啊Bye,honey.Begood.她绝对会当奶奶与阿公的小天使Oh,she'llbeanangelforNanaandGrampy.阿公吗Grampy?我可没同意过这称呼Ididn'tsignoffonthat.好啦出发吧我想赶紧开始补眠了Okay,letsgo,Iwanttogetthisnapstarted.再见啦阿公Seeyou,Grampy.格兰特Grant.我已经读完爱德华维滕IfinishedreadingEdWitten'sarticle关于金兹堡朗道轨环的论文了onthe1.andau-Ginzburgorbifold.我也快读完普朗克散射的那篇了malmostdonewithoneonPlanckianscattering.我真是不理解我们之前怎么会1don'tknowwhyweweresoreluctant那么不乐意学习新的理论todiveintothesenewtheories.就是啊-多新鲜刺&hearts;激&hearts;的东西啊Agreed.-Excitingstuff眼前一亮-太亮了Thrilling.-Sothrilling.微微有点难以理解Alittlehardtoparse.有一点像天书Abitenigmatic.同一段文章我得反复读四遍Ihadtoreadthesameparagraphfourtimes.我看其中一篇论文时睡着了口水全流上去了1fellasleepononepaper,drooledalloverit.嗯哼你说有没有可能Huh.-Isitpossible我们已经老到学不了新东西了thatwe'retoooldtolearnnewthings?胡说八道这些玩意就算是我年轻时Nonsense.Thiswouldhavebeenovermyhead我也照样过目就忘evenasayoungman.或许我们只需要有人跟我们讲解一下MaybeWejustneedsomeonetoexplainittous.你是在说谢尔顿吗AreyoutalkingaboutSheldon?我相信他会很乐意协助msurehe'dbehappytohelp.我怕的就是这点Oh,that'swhatmafraidof.我可不想让他享受到自己比我们俩聪明Idon'twanttogivehimthesatisfactionofthinking这种满足感he'ssmarterthanus.但他的确比我们聪明啊Butheissmarterthanus.这我们俩心知肚明但决不能让他知道Iknowthatandyouknowthat,buthecanneverknowthat.那这样如何Okay,howaboutthis?我们随便选一份论文Wetakeoneofthesepapers,一起努力来搞懂它buckledownandfigureitouttogether.团队合作啊我喜欢Teamwork,Ilikeit.你可不可以举近一点呢Actually,couldyoumoveitabitcloser?我看着有点模糊That'salittlefuzzy.但这样我看着模糊了Nowit,sfuzzyforme.戴上你的眼镜啊Putonyourcheaters.我把它忘在公交上了Iforgotthemonthebus.我有一副多的你想要戴吗Ihaveanextrapair,wouldyoulikethem?那就太好了Thatwouldbelovely.团队合作Teamwork.喊“奶奶”Say"Nana."奶奶Nana.奶奶Na-na.玛丽她离说话还很久吧Ain'tshealittleyoungforthat,Mare?告诉你们我第一次说话是在4个月大时Fortherecord,Isaidmyfirstwordatfourmonths.我说了直角三角形的“斜边"Itwas"Hypotenuse."我是让你去拿她的瓶子不是你的Iaskedyoutogetherbottle,notyours.石二鸟嘛玛丽Twobirds,Mare.给我坐下来陪我一起喂她Getdownhereandfeedherwithme.为什么啊Why?这样才能建立感情啊'Causethat,showyoubond.好吧Allright.那你就得负责帮我起身了You'regonnahavetogetmebackup.干杯Cheers.我到家啦mhome!糟糕爸爸摔跤了吗Oh,no,didDadfall?没有我是在跟宝宝建立感情No,mbondingwiththebaby.她是不是世界第一可爱Isn'tshethecutest?想知道还有什么东西可爱吗Wanttoknowwhatelseiscute?这里再穿一个耳洞不准Anotherpiercingrightuphere.-No.为什么不行海瑟就穿了一个Why?Heatherjustgotone.你跟海瑟不是在吵架吗IthoughtyouandHeatherwerefighting.是啊中学人生多复杂啊Yeah,middleschool'scomplicated.你不准再打耳洞You'renotgettinganotherpiercing.这是我的耳朵It'smyear.是我们做出来的耳朵所以属于我们Wemadethatear.It'sourear.我恨这个家Ihatethishouse.我好怀念她还不会说话的时候Imisswhenshecouldn,ttalk.你好啊谢尔顿Hi,Sheldon.你好Hello.我来是想跟你切磋切磋IwashopingIcouldpickyourbrain弦理论的一些最新突破aboutsomeofthelatestbreakthroughsinstringtheory.然后嘛And,uh,这件事我们俩知道就行maybewekeepthisbetweenus.不需要让林克莱特博士知道Uh,Dr.1.inkletterdoesn'tneedtoknow.格兰特Grant?约翰John.真不敢相信你背着我来找谢尔顿Ican'tbelieveyouwenttoSheldonbehindmyback.你也在干一样的事好吗You'redoingthesameexactthing.可是你先这么干了Yeah,well,youdiditfirst!那你进不进来我没太多闲工夫Inorout?Idon'thaveallnight.谢谢你帮忙照看她Well,thankssomuchforwatchingher.她有给你们添麻烦吗-完全没有Wassheanytrouble?-No,notatall.你补觉补得如何Howwasyournap?不算睡得太好vehadbetter.Hey.男主角用屁&hearts;眼&hearts;说话我笑也不行吗Aguytalksoutofhisbutt,Ilaugh.你笑到汽水都从鼻孔喷出来了DrPeppercameoutyournose.对啊毕竟他屁&hearts;眼&hearts;说出话来呢Yeah,whenwordscameoutofhisbutt.好啦Okay.玛丽通常这时候应该把宝宝还回去Mare,thisiswhereyouhandthebabyback让他们回家了andletthemleave.我只是想多粘着她mjustsoakingherup.他们又不是住大老远Theydon'tliveinKansas.你只要想随时都能去找他们Youcansee'emWheneveryouwant.好啦好啦Okay,well,奶奶爱你Nanalovesyou.奶奶是最棒的Nana'sthebest.奶奶Nana.奶奶奶奶奶奶Nana,Nana,Nana.好了奶奶你悠着点Allright,Nana.Takeitdownanotch.好啦随时都能带她回来真的随时都行Okay.Bringherbackanytime.Imeanit,anytime.好啦他们听到了Ithinktheygotit.我们听到啦Wegotit.再见Bye.感觉真是太好了Thatwassonice.对啊多棒的条件啊Yeah,whatasweetdeal.你能玩个爽玩完又能直接丢回去Youhavealittlefun,thenhandherrightback.是吗可是我喜欢家里有宝宝的感觉1don'tknow,1likehavingababyinthehouse.是吗这个嘛Yeah,well.跟你说学校的那个罗斯他最近刚跟Youknow,Russatwork,he-he,sstartingallover第二任老婆有了新孩子withwifenumbertwo.你真应该看看他Youshouldseehim.累到仿佛行尸走肉1.ookslikeawalkingcorpse.感觉也不是那么糟啊Thatdoesn'tsoundsobad.你是说认真的吗Areyouserious?毕竟小乔治与丝丝住在城市另一边嘛Well,GeorgieandCeeCeeliveacrosstown,谢尔顿也准备搬去加州Sheldon'sabouttomovetoCalifornia.家里会变得很冷清Thehouseisgonnafeelempty.人还没跑光好吗米希还住在家里Whoa,WhOa,itain'temptyyet,youstillgotMissyhere.米希都不让我抱她了Missydoesn'tletmehugheranymore.哪有这回事Thatisnottrue.米希过来抱抱你妈才不要Missy,getouthereandhugyourmother!-No!卡座有位了Boothjustopenedup.你们想不想过去那边坐Y'allwanttomoveover?卡座我们又不是在约会Booth?We'renotonadate.我可不想和你互蹭膝盖变成调情Idon'twantourkneesrubbinguponeachother.我就是想坐得舒服点犯法吗Well,excusemeforwantingtobecomfortable.乔治你说这人离不离谱居然想去卡座坐George,youbelievethisguy?Hewantstositinabooth.什么就是啊What?Oh,yeah.韦恩拜托我们又不是在约会Comeon,Waynewe'renotonadate.我刚刚才这样吐槽他Ijustmadethatjoke.你能不能认真点听我们说话Getyourheadinthegame.抱歉我Sorry,I.我有点心烦意乱malittledistracted.怎么了说来听听Allright,what'sgoingon?我们在帮忙照看孙女Wewerebabysittingthegranddaughter.我担心玛丽有点想再生一个mworriedMary'sgotalittlebabyfever.你有跟她说罗斯的情况吗YoutellheraboutRuss?我当然有跟她说'CourseItoldheraboutRuss.可怜的家伙天天累得像行尸走肉Poorbastard.Shufflingaroundlikeazombie.而且罗斯身材还不错AndRussisinshape.你可没体力追着一个小婴儿跑了Youcan'tgoaroundchasingafterababy.别小看我今天我可是Hey,I'11haveyouknowIgotupoffthefloor独力从地板爬起来了allbymyselftoday.当然当然<八、4Ofcourseyoudid.她带孙女带得很开心Justbecauseshe'shavingfunwithyourgrandkid也不代表她就想再生小孩啊doesn'tmeanshewantsmorebabies.这可不好说Idon'tknow.她以前确实提过这事She'sdefinitelybroughtitupbefore.糟了Oh,boy.镇上要出现新丧尸了There'sgonnabeanewzombieintown.肥仔丧尸Chunkyzombie.这又不是她一人说了算我也有发言权Hey,itisn'talluptoher.Ihaveasayinthis.我是说真的mserious.It.造人是双人运动嘛Ittakestwo.那就跟她说真心话Thenbehonestwithher.或者如果你不想再要孩子就效仿我的做法Oryoudon'twantanotherone,dowhatIdid.我可没打算离婚mnotgettingadivorce.不我是说结扎No,Imean,getalittlesnip.再也不用担心会有小孩Neverworryaboutitagain.你是指把下面扎起来吗Well,youmeanlikea.likeadown-theresnip?我居然让你去教健康教育课Ican'tbelieveIIetyouteachHealth.玛丽肯定不会同意Well,Mary,dnevergoforthat.我都不知道你结扎了Ididn'tknowyougotsnipped.因为我的蛋不劳你费心That's,causemyballsarenoneofyourbusiness.有道理Fairpoint.如果W是在代数簇X上的卡勒度量IfWistheKahlermetriconthealgebraicvarietyX,且标准丛KX不重要那X是什么andthecanonicalbundleKXistrivial,thenXiswhat?扎里斯基空间-错AZariskispace.-Wrong.你干嘛Hey!显然是椭圆曲线嘛Obviously,it'sanellipticcurve.错Wrong.喂Hey!你为什么打我们Whyareyouhittingus?错-你为什么打我Wrong.-0w!Why'dyouhitme?疼痛是最好的老师Painisthebestteacher.我是在教你们mteachingyou.感觉你只是趁机打我们Well,itfeelslikeyou'rehittingus.我也曾和你们样苦思这些概念但最终1.ikeyou,1struggledwiththeseconcepts,buteventually,我全部掌握了正是通过不屑的努力Imasteredthem,throughhardwork,resilience和适量的打关节惩罚andahealthydoseofknucklewhacking.孩子我们可是建树斐然的科学家Son,weareaccomplishedscientists.你不能这样对待我们Wewon'tbetreatedlikethis.那好吧Verywell.有哪位同学能说出这位傻蛋错在哪里Class,whoknowswherethedummkopfwentwrong?傻蛋吗你说我是傻蛋吗Dummkopf?You'recallingmeadummy?还有一招是当众羞辱也很有效There'salsopublichumiliation.Thatwasquiteeffective.你们两个老傻蛋准备好学习了吗Areyouolddummkopfsreadytolearn,还是你们该上&hearts;床&hearts;睡觉了orisitpastyourbedtime?我能熬夜到7点半的Oh,mgoodtillatleast7:30.我回来了Hey.你在干什么Whatyoudoing?双胞胎一岁生日的照片是哦Thetwins'firstbirthday.-Yeah.你看他们那时候小小一个1.ookhowlittletheywere.看我那时也很瘦啊Well,lookhowlittleIwas.这是小乔治刚掉第一颗乳牙AndGeorgiewhenhelosthisfirsttooth.他得知牙仙会给2毛5后Whenhelearneditwasworthaquarter,还试图把所有牙全拔下来hetriedtopullouttherestof'em.看来他从小就有生意头脑Guesshe'salwaysbeenabusinessman.是啊以及傻头傻脑Yeah.Andanidiot.难道你不怀念他们那时的可爱小脸蛋吗Tellmeyoudon'tmisstheirsweetlittlefaces.所以才拍照留念啊Mm.That'swhywetookpictures.照片代替不了晚上亲自哄他们睡觉的感觉It'snotthesameasrocking'emtosleepatnight.是啊然后半夜三点被他们吵醒Yeah,'tilltheywakeyouupat3:00a.m.还有嗅闻他们的小脑袋Andsmellingtheirlittleheads.不是吧你念念不忘的是那个味道吗Really?That'sthesmellyouremember?也没有那么臭啦Comeon.Itwasn'tthatbad.是啦但我们当年还年轻力壮Itwasn,t,but.wewereyoungerthen.我不是说我们应该试着再生一个mnotsayingweshouldtryforanotherone.太好了-我只是说Great.-mjustsaying,如果发生了意外也是个美好的意外iftherewasanaccident,itmightbeahappyaccident.看来只能听从上帝的安排了Iguessit'sinGod'shands.是啊Iguessitis.你好Hello.Hey.我想咨&hearts;询&hearts;一卜输精管结扎术mhereaboutavasectomy.最快的预约也要排到三周后Actually,ourearliestappointmentisinthreeweeks.要等那么久是的Hmm.Thatlong,huh?-Yeah.我做不到我真的做不到Ican'tdoit.Icannotdoit可能正好出现了个空档Somethingmayhavejustopenedup.喂Hello?你好姥姥Hello,Meemaw.你打来真是个惊喜啊Well,isn,tthisanicesurprise?你都那么老了还能学会新事物吗You'reold.Canyoustilllearnnewthings?你要不要重新措辞Wanttotrythatagain?我需要你帮忙Ineedyourhelp.我在听mlistening.我想教会mtryingtoteach林克莱特博士和斯特吉斯博士弦理论Dr.1.inkletterandDr.Sturgisstringtheory,但目前尚未成功andthey*restruggling.我担心他们年纪大也是一个因素mworriedthattheiradvancedageisafactor.由于你也Andsinceyou'realso.说话注意点Careful.正身处人生的冬季.inthewinterofyourlife.你刚才想说什么Youweresaying?由于你也是睿智的成熟&hearts;女&hearts;性Andsinceyou'realsoawiseandmaturewoman.继续Goon.或许你能给我些建议.youmighthavesometipsonhowbest如何教导你的同龄人toeducateothersinyourpeergroup.你想让我帮你教老狗新把戏Soyouwantmetohelpyouteachanolddognewtricks?感觉我要是那样说你会挂电&hearts;话&hearts;1feellikeifIsaidthatyouwouldhavehungup.他们很难接受1.ook,itcan'tbeeasyforthem被你这年纪的人教tobetaughtbysomebodyyourage.你只能对他们1thinkyou'rejustgonnahave多一些理解和耐心tobealittleunderstandingandpatient.耐心他们随时可能会断气Patient?Theycoulddropdeadatanymome-干嘛What?虽然我们交谈不愉快Despitethischallengingexchange,但你知道我是爱你的youknowIloveyou.是是是Yeah,yeah.你干这事居然没告诉你老婆Ican'tbelieveyoudiditwithouttellingyourwife.韦恩我打给你是需要搭车不是想听人训话1didn'tcallyouforalecture,Wayne.Icalledyouforaride.你需要搭车正是因为你瞒着玛丽Whichyouneeded,causeyouhadavasectomy做了结扎手术withouttellingMary.我本来只是去咨&hearts;询&hearts;咨&hearts;询&hearts;Ionlywentdowntheretoasksomequestions,谁知突然有了空档andtheyhadanopening.于是你就觉得机不可失赶紧手起刀落Soyousaid,"Getinthere,startsnipping!"我慌了嘛Ipanicked!玛丽一直看婴儿照片Marywaslookingatbabypictures.那你真是别无选择了呢Oh.Well,clearly,youhadnochoice.我现在很疼韦恩你就别说风凉话了minalotofpainhere,Wayne.You'renothelping.你觉得她发现之后会怎么说Whatdoyouthinkshe,sgonnasaywhenshefindsout?她不会发现的-你连路都走不了She'snotgonnafindout.-Youcanbarelywalk.你觉得她不会注意到吗Youthinkshe'snotgonnanotice?你知道我在家里有多少时间是坐着的吗YouhaveanyideahowmuchsittingIdoathome?我能想象得到毕竟我是你同事Oh,Icanimagine.Idoworkwithyou.注意地上有个.Hey,watchoutforthat.坑.pothole.我有看到啊Oh,Isawit.26个维度26dimensions.哪个世界会有26个维度啊Inwhatworldarethere26dimensions?我读本科的时候WhenIwasanundergraduate,也经常和同学取笑那些wemadefunofth