Futurama《飞出个未来（1999）》第八季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

Whatisthefu-Whatisthefu-?Whatisthefuture.?Whatisthefu-Whatisthefu-?Whatisthefuture?（根据真实幽浮目击事件改编）?Whatisthefuture.?（老妈牌老式机器人润滑油）（单身狗粮）（单身狗粮）坏消息,我们破产了News!Bad!We,rebankrupt.我借了钱去投资比特币Oh,IborrowedmoneytoinvestinBitcoin.然后价格暴跌,我大亏本卖♥♥掉了Thenthepricecrashed,andIsoldatahugeloss.我们毁了We'reruined!抱歉,我没发现你们在看电视Oh,sorry.Ididn'trealizeyouwerewatchingTV.悲惨的撞击摧毁了克拉格星球ThetragicimpactdestroyedtheplanetKlarg,以及星球上五百亿居民alongwithits50billioninhabitants.下一则新闻,摩宝,猜猜什么回来了？Inothernews,Morbo,guesswhat,sback?克拉格星球？不是,比特币价格TheplanetKlarg?-NopeIThepriceofBitcoin!虚拟“货币”再次暴涨导致一波高科技淘金热Uh,wha7!Thevirtual"money"issoaringonceagain,leadingtoahigh-techgoldrush.淘金者正往西前进Prospectorsareheadingwest,wherecheap,那里廉价、肮脏的电力向绝望之人招手filthyelectricitybeckonsthedesperate.这给我一个绝望的想法Thisgivesmeadesperateidea!你还没学到比特币只是骗土包子的老鼠会吗？Haven'tyoulearnedthatBitcoinisjustapyramidschemeforrubes?对,而我的计划就是剥削那群土包子Yes,andmyplanistoexploitthoserubes!是这样的,新的挖矿晶片是由81号&hearts沅素笆制♥造♥Yousee,thenewminingchipsaremadefromelement81,在大西部发现的罕见元素thallium,arareelementfoundoutwest我计划去实地挖矿然后卖♥♥给比特币的“矿工”Iplantoactuallymineit,thensellittotheBitcoin"miners."这肯定是还款给我的贷款经纪人的好办法It,sasurewaytorepaymyloanbrokers.喂,我们也会打断腿Yo.We,realsolegbrokers.再见,机器人黑♥手♥党♥Goodbye,RobotMafia!比特币矿山使用的能量大到导致TheBitcoinminesareusingsuchcolossalamountsofpower大气层离子化thatit'sionizingtheatmosphere.我们必须降落,接下来驾车过去We'llneedtolandanddrivetherestoftheway.我就把飞船降落在唐纳山径llsetherdownontheDonnertrail.幸好我们带来了牛来,我们通常不会带lt,sagoodthingwebroughttheOXen.Usually,wedon't.我从来没来过大西部veneverbeenoutwestbefore,但我从硼砂小子的冒险书籍学到很多东西butmlearningalotfromtheseBoraxKidactionbooks.我在抢劫这个金库没有任何离子化合物能阻止我mrobbingthisvaultandain'tnoioniccompoundgonnastopme!别动,马克士威恶魔我建议你放弃那些黄金分子Freeze,Maxwell'sDemon.dadviseyoutodropthosegoldmolecules.硼砂小子?我要打爆你TheBoraxKid!mgonnapumpyoufulloflead.在这地区,大家不思考事情Youknow,roundtheseparts,folksdon'tthinkthings.而是计算Theyreckonthem.我不会被当成笨蛋,而是呆瓜Andinsteadofanidiot,llbeknownasagaloot!德怀,这风景是不是很壮观？Isn'tthissceneryspectacular,Dwight?-Uh-huh.你妈妈觉得你这次会想来呼吸点新鲜空气Yourmotherthoughtyou'denjoysomefreshairforonce.她猜错了Shesurewaswrong.总之,我真的很期待能有一段美好的父子时光Well,anyway,mreallylookingforwardtosomequalityfather-sontime.跟谁？Withwho?加密货币国度,山区里富含钳矿Ah,cryptocountry.There'sthalliuminthemtharhills!无价的有毒钳矿Priceless,toxicthallium.这是钻矿吗？Um,isthisthallium?天啊,对,高级矿石Ohmy,yes!High-gradeore!教授?你说有毒？Um,Professor?Toxic.别紧张,这是我的探矿牙齿Relax.They'remyprospectingteeth.别吵了,我们快到了Oh,quityourchattering.We,realmostthere.欢迎光临道奇城WelcometoDogeCity!看来你们有七个骗子和一个呆瓜1.ookslikeyougotsevenHornswogglers（道奇城,人口:107人）andagaloot!我们到了Woo-hoo!Wemadeit!在这加密货币国度几乎没有法度It'sprettylawlessouthereincryptocountry,所以大家戴上保护帽soputonyourprotectiveheadgear.（加速）快Hiya!（费斯塔医生）（佩科斯以西唯一诊所）（懒惰比）（比特币控股公♥司♥）以一座建立在高速计算上的城镇来说这有点过时了Kindofold-fashionedforatownbuiltonhigh-speedcomputation.每一瓦的电力都用比特币挖矿电脑Well,everywattofelectricitygoestotheBitcoinminingcomputers.所以其他人基本上就像生活在旧西部Foreveryoneelsejt,spracticallylikelivingintheOldWest.旧西部,懂了OldWest.Gotit.在我们提出所有权并致富之前请记住,我们目前是破产的Untilwestakeourclaimandstrikeitrich,keepinmind,we'rebankrupt.所以我们都要过着旧西部的生活好度过难关Sowe,llallneedtodoOldWeststufftogetby.旧西部,懂了OldWest.Gotit.欢迎,朋友们,你们要点什么？免费到极点的饮料,我们很穷Welcome,friends.What'llyouhave7Yourfreestbeverage.We,reverypoor.知道了,我就把所有没喝完的饮料混合然后帮你们赊帐Gotcha.lljustmixalltheunfinisheddrinkstogetherandstartatab.她人真好偶尔吧,对Sheseemsnice.-Attimes,yes.不过她的情绪起伏不定就像比特币价格ThoughhermoodfluctuateslikethepriceofBitcoin.等你结清赊帐前别再回来Anddon'tcomebacktillyousettleyourtab!但我很后悔伤了你的心,这样吧Though,Idoregrethurtingyou.Itellyouwhat.来后面密室看美女,我不收钱Goseethegirlsinthebackroom.It'sonme.美女？Girls?对,狄莱拉在后面经营一间风月场所Yep.Delilahrunsahouseofillreputeinback.风月？你是说医院？-我是说窑子"Ill"?Youmeanahospital?!meanacathouse.宠物店？妓院Apetstore7Abrothel.汤厨？-对啦,汤厨Asoupkitchen7!Yeah.Asoupkitchen.那是谁？-疯狂杀人魔Whoa!Who'sthat?Apsychotickiller,that'swho!趴下Getdown!喂,罗伯托,你拿那玩意干嘛？我以为你更喜欢拿刀Hey,Roberto!What'swiththepiece?!thoughtyouweremoreofaknifeguy.在这大西部,我需要更好用的武器OuthereintheWest,Ineedsomethingshootier.就像这把我偷来改造过的枪刀1.ikethisgun-knifeIinvented-stole!我点的免费啤酒呢？你又没点Where,sthatbeerIordered-didn,torder7!Youdidn'tordera唉呀,你是新来的,身无分文Say,you'renewintownandlowoncash.你有兴趣来做酒吧女侍还是妓♥女♥?Youinterestedinajobasabarmaidand/oraprostitute?我不确定莉拉有酒吧女侍的技能Um,mnotsureLeelahastheskillstobeabarmaid.把托盘给我Gimmethetray!好,下一个最后一件拍卖♥♥品这头几近完美的驴子Alright,upnext,ourfinalitem.Thisburroisinnear-mintcondition.十分适合拖运比特币做轻松家务,或只是用于虐待PerfectforhaulingBitcoinJighthousework,orjustabusing.有人要出价吗？-一千两百万分之一比特币Bidders?Bidders?DoIhaveanybidders7Twelve-millionthsofaBitcoin!12微比特币,有人出13吗？TwelveHiicro-Bitcoin.DoIhear13?Thirteen,13?我才不要15Notfromme,youdon't!我一直想要一匹赛马-那是驴子,班德Fifteen!Ialwayswantedtoownaracehorse.That'sadonkey,Bender.驴子就是长得丑一点的马,艾米-成交,卖♥♥给那位动物学家Donkeysarejustuglyhorses,Amy.Soldtothezoologistoverthere!我要叫它阿锈-很好,因为那是它的名字Oh!mgonnacallhimRusty.Good'causethat'shisname!这地方看起来很适合露营Ah!Thislookslikeagoodplacetomakecamp.这里是不是露营的好地方？Doesn'titlooklikeagoodplacetomakecamp?看起来很蠢,这整趟旅行都很蠢Itlooksstupid.Thiswholetripisstupid.你很蠢,爸You'restupid,Pops!我很感谢你的建设性批评,儿子Iappreciateyourconstructivecriticism,son.我希望罗伯托是我爸爸IwishRobertoweremydad.他比抽甘蔗烟的青蛇还酷He,scoolerthanagreensnakesmokingasugarcanevape.有自尊的青蛇才不会干这种事Noself-respectinggreensnakewoulddothat!（鉴定师）（我们收♥购&hearts能矿）先生,你能鉴定这块矿石吗？Kindsir,couldyouassaythisnugget?用我的牙齿测试过我估计笆含量有百分之0.3Bymytoothtest,Iestimateit's0.3%thallium.牙齿测试？Toothtest?Balderweeds.天啊,来看看我的冶金分♥析♥仪怎么说1.et'sseewhatmymetallurgicalanalyzersays.沱含量百分之030.3%thallium.天啊,我用一百微比特币收♥购♥这个Hoo-hoo,boy!llgiveyou100micro-Bitcoinforit.那我们还需要一百万倍的量不然我们会被胁迫Butweedamilliontimesthatamountorwe,regonnagetclamped!机器人黑♥手♥党♥啊?RobotMafia,huh?Eh.也许你的底盘有含一点沱Well,maybethere,ssomethalliuminthattherechassisofyours.来鉴定我闪亮的金属屁♥股♥Assaymyshinymetalass!0.000.0.0000.你连熔化的价值都没有Tain'tevenworthmeltingdown.那么或许我的屁♥股♥在其他方面对你有价值？Wellthen,perhapsmyassmightbeofvaluetoyouinsomeotherway?这可能会是不错的煎锅但是油炸食品会让我咯咯发笑Eh,itmightmakeagoodfryingpan,butfriedfoodmakesmecackle.我们就卖♥♥这一小块矿石就好We,lljustsellyouthenugget.请问谁能把这些铅矿变成微晶片？May1askwhoturnsthethalliumintomicrochips?我这里有全方位的服务manall-in-oneoperation.我的座右铭是“谁闻到就由谁处理”Mymottois,"Hewhosmeltsit,dealtsit!"在高端伺服器中放入一枚晶片然后砰这就是在挖加密货币Poponeofthoseinahigh-endserver,andblam!You'reminingcrypto.瞧瞧,又找到一枚加密货币Ooh,Iookiethere!FoundanotherBitcoin!讨厌,这只是一枚危险的以太币Aw,dogdumplings.It'sjustadangedEthereum.（硼砂小子对决费斯塔医生）你好,我叫佐艾伯格,跟你一样是医生Hello,mZoidberg.Likeyou,madoctor.那你的存活率是多少？So,uh,what'syoursurvivalrate?相当高,我是精神科医师Prettyhigh.mapsychiatrist.现在差不多有个病人要来进行愤怒管理Gotapatientcoming,roundforangermanagementaboutnow.嗨,医生,天啊,这一周压力好大Hiya,Doc.Boy,it,sbeenastressfulweek.这只大虾在这里干嘛？-他是同业,介意让他临时代理吗？What'swiththejumboprawn7Acolleague.Mindifhesitsin?我当然介意我很重视医生和病患之间的保密关系Yes,Idomind!Ivaluedoctor-patientconfidentiality!（佐艾伯格医生）所以生意怎么样？令人失望So,how,sbusiness?我只收到30分钱小费还有一次被要求到密室Disappointing.Ionlygot30centsintipsandonerequesttovisitthebackroom.我是说,我不会去,但被要求感觉不错Imean,1wouldn'tgo,butit'snicetobeasked.你觉得我还能怎么穿才会更性感吗？CanyouthinkofanythingIcandotolooksluttier?没办法Nope.看,是硼砂小子和他的搭档曼波1.ook!TheBoraxKid!AndhissidekickMumbles!你知道他其实不是书中所说的英雄吧？Youknowhe'snotactuallyaherolikeinhisbooks,right?他玩扑克牌会耍老千还是低等的基础矿物He,sapokercheatandalow-downbasemineral.哇,硼砂小子Wow.TheBoraxKid.不好意思,小子先生？Excuseme,Mr.Kid.我叫弗莱,我是你的青年成人冒险故事的忠实粉丝MynameisFry,andmabigfanofyouryoungadultadventures.真的?你会玩扑克牌吗？Oh,really?Uh,doyouplaypoker?会,但有人警告我不能跟你玩扑克牌Yeah,butIwaswarnednottoplaypokerwithyou.那来玩一盘科罗拉多木头人怎么样？Well,thenhowaboutahandofColoradoChump?只要不是扑克就好Aslongasit'snotpoker.那你在这里做什么？打击坏蛋还是只是帮助镇民？Sowhatareyoudoinghere?Fightingevilorjusthelpingtownspeople?帮助乡亲赚不了多少钱双木头人,你输rNotmuchmoneyinhelpingfolks.Doublechump.Youlose.我听说硼砂小子在镇匕出来,小子IheardtheBoraxKid'sintown.Comeonouthere.Kid!曼波,去看看是谁在外面吵Mumbles,goseewhatallthatfussisabout.戴上我的招牌帽子Andwearmysignaturehat.曼波死了Mumblesisdead!别跟我争论,曼波,我是镇上的医生Don'targuewithme,Mumbles.mthetowndoctor.唉呀,我的搭档好像经常死掉Well,shucks.Mysidekicksseemtobedyingrightregular.而且死状凄惨你愿意当我的新搭档吗？Andingruesomefashion.Caretobemynewsidekick?真的吗?我有机会在你下一本书死掉吗？Really?DoIgettodieinyournextbook?第三页-那你有个呆瓜搭档了Pagethree.Thenyougotyourselfagaloot.这帐篷不错,这是给我的？-不是,只是让你来收拾Nicecamp.Isthismytent7No.Youonlycomeintotidyup.这里只能容纳我和我的私人图书室There'sjustenoughroomformeandmyprivatelibrarythere.我可以睡在图书室吗？CanIsleepinthelibrary?我是想答应但这样就不叫私人图书室了dliketosayyes,butthenitwouldn'tbeprivate.这地方太荒郊野外了到处都是虫子,又没有无线网路Thisplacehastoomuchoutdoors!lt,sallbugsandnoWi-Fi.不要如此局促不安,孩子,没有必要Don'tgetyourdreadsinaknot,son.要不要来跳父子林波舞？我讨厌林波舞,爸,林波舞很蠢Anymorethanthey'resupposedtobe.Howaboutafather-sonlimbobreak?!hatelimbo,Dad!Limboisstupid.林波舞很蠢?我做错了什么？1.imbostupid?WheredidIgowrong?可能是从你提到林波舞时在我听来,那很蠢Probablywhenyoutookuplimbo.Fromwhatmhearing,it,sstupid.班德,我叫你打包的铲子在哪里？Bender!WherearetheshovelsIaskedyoutopack?你是说铲子喔？我以为你是说休息,什么都不用做Oh,yousaidshovels?!thoughtyousaidtakeabreakanddonothing.那我们就必须用老方法寻找钳矿Hm.Thenwe,lljusthavetofindthalliumtheold-fashionedway.Bypanning.用淘的用淘的?用什么淘？Panning?Withwhat?有时我认为能把屁♥股♥拆下来是一种诅咒,而不是祝福Sometimes,1thinkadetachableassismoreacursethanablessing.走吧,阿锈Comeon,Rusty.我们只是个没有屁♥股♥骑着驴子的家伙?We,rejustaguywithnoass?他的丑屁♥股♥?Andhisass?在愚蠢透顶的天空下翘起屁♥股♥?Assin'itupunderanasininesky?经过风滚草时朝着它翘起屁♥股♥?Assin,tothetumbleweedsasweassby?唱着一首牛仔曲调?Yodelingacowboytune?但还没?But,notyet!?路人经过时嘲笑我骑着驴子?Peoplesassmeonmyassaswepass?他们说如果让我的驴子骑着我不是更好?Theysay,wouldn'titbebetterifmyassrodeme?他们说我比我的驴子重三倍?TheytellmeIoutweighmyass?提高三倍?Byafactorofthree?于是我揍他们,然后踢他们的.?So,Ipunch'emandIkicktheir?约德尔-奥德尔哎哝-呵呵?Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo?屁♥股♥、臀部、底盘、屁♥股♥?Ass,butt,rear-end,ass?Yodel-ayheehoo-?怎么搞的阿锈,不！Whatthe?Rusty!No!我怎么不听我自己的歌♥词？Oh,whydidn't1listentomyownsong?!要嘛把音调准,要嘛滚出城镇你这长过头的电传打字机Getyourselftunedorgetouttatown,youovergrowedteletypemachine.闭上你的尖嘴钳Eh,shutyourcacklingtrap!不要吵,这是一间优质安静的沙龙,附设妓院Cramthatracket!Thisisanice,quietsaloonwithattachedbordello.你对付男人真有一套Youhandlethemenfolkprettywell.但要是再惹我的顾客我会趁你睡着时杀掉你Butmesswithmycustomersagain,andllkillyouinyoursleep!喜欢你的靴子1.ovin'theboots.你有没有考虑过去看医生管理一下你的情绪波动？Um,haveyouconsideredseeingsomeoneaboutyourmoodswings?没有,但这是好主意No!Butitisagoodidea.罗伯托先生?大家都叫我阿马立罗德怀Mr.Roberto7FolkscallmeAmarilloDwight.因为我写过一篇关于阿马立罗的地理报告OnaccountofIwroteageographyreportonit.我还得了优等Donegotmea"A."你要不要跟我搭档去抢劫？How'saboutyouandmeteamupandrobStufP你几岁了,11岁？Whatareyou,like,11?12岁差不多够了Twelve.-Closeenough.我计划干一票大案,需要一个小孩看到那辆驿马车了吗？Ineedakidforajobmplanning.Seethatstagecoach?（富国加密货币）那马车载着一个随身碟储存着该公♥司♥每周收集的比特币凭证lt,stakingaUSBstickwithacompany,sweeklyhaulofBitcoincredentials要运往旧金山一家银行toabankinSanFrancisc-y.只不过他们永远到不了旧金山了Only,theyain,tnevergonnareachSanFrancisc-y.为什么?因为他们用苹果地图？Whynot?TheyusingAppleMaps?没有病人,就连用骨锯治疗的线状出血病例都没有Notonepatient.Notevenacaseofsplinterstotreatwithmybonesaw.谢谢,机器人,但我现在吃不下Thanks,robot,butIcouldn'teatathingrightnow.你能救它吗?医生Canyousavehim,Doc?如果能用骨锯治疗的话Ifit'ssomethingthatcanbecuredbyabonesaw!我需要麻醉剂,给我一瓶动物威士忌llneedanesthetic!Getmeabottleofanimalwhiskey!他们看到一个可爱的孩子躺在路上驿马车就要停下来Theyseeacutekidlyingintheroad,stagecoachgottastop.然后我跳出来袭击他们,砰ThenIjumpoutandstab'em!但那不是谋杀吗？因为大学会考量那种事Bang!But,won'tthatbe,like,murder?'CaUSecollegeslookatstufflikethat.他们来了,闭嘴然后装可爱Heretheycome!Shutupandlookcute.看来你没我想的那么可爱Guessyouain'tascuteasIthought.大西部晚上会很危险,莉拉所以谢谢你陪我走路回家TheWestcanbedangerousatnighLeeIa,sothanksforwalkingmehome.别担心,小子会救我们,对吧？对Don'tworry.TheKidwillsaveus,right?Right.最好退后,美洲狮-我想那其实是美洲豹BetterbackOfEpuma.Ithinkit'sactuallyacougar.美洲狮、美洲豹,随便啦抓住它,小子Puma,cougar,whatever!Gethim,Kid!或山狮,你知道它们其实都是同一种动物Oramountainlion.Youknow,they'rereallyallthesameanimal.在弗莱失手后我似乎英勇地及时击中了那只山猫ItseemsIbravelyshotthatcatamountjustintimeafterFrymissed.谢谢,小子,或许我错怪你了Thanks,Kid.MaybeIwaswrongaboutyou.美女总是会看错很多事Beautifulladiesarewrongaboutlotsofthings.很高兴看到你们两个变得这么亲密Ah,it'snicetoseeyoutwogettingalongsointimately.没希望了,几乎没有任何铀矿It'shopeless!There'sbarelyanythallium!只有一文不值的黄金-阿锈恢复如初了Justworthlessgold.Well,Rusty'sgoodasnew!我替班德的驴子动手术佐艾伯格是英雄IperformedsurgeryonBender,sass!Zoidbergisthehero!不,班德的屁♥股♥才是No!Bender'sassis!我是说他的底盘Imeanhisbuttass.真漂亮,喂,那上面的大石块是什么？It'ssobeautiful.Hey,what'sthatbigrockonit?这箱矿足够偿还我们的债务了It'senoughthalliumtopayoffallourdebts!应该说是我的债务Eh,well,mine,anyway.只不过鉴定师今晚不营业,现在很晚了Onlytheassayshop'sclosedforthenight,andit,sgettingdark.天亮前我们要用性命轮流守护这钻矿We'llhavetotaketurnsguardingthenuggetwithourlivesuntilmorning.我愿意值夜,但我已经穿好睡衣了dtakeashiftmyselfbutIamalreadyinmypajamas.我要偷,我不偷Istealit.Istealitnot.Istealit.把铅矿给我,还有小雏菊我要知道结果如何Gimmethenugget!Andthedaisy,too.1gottaknowhowitcomesout!大自然滇讨厌我们去卖♥♥掉那块钻矿,然后上路Ah,nature.Ihateit.Let'ssellthatthalliumnuggetandhitthetrail.不,钻矿不见了,班德也不见了Oh,no.Thenuggetisgone!AndsoisBender.什么？Eh,wha?天啊,阿锈,告诉我们怎么回事Oh,mygosh!RustyIBrayuswhathappened!快点,它闻着班德的气味追去了它闻什么？Comeon!He'spickedupBender,sscent!Hiswhatnow?（密室）教会散会后密室才会开放Backroomdon'topentillchurchletsout.是空的It,sempty!这是我见过最烂的妓院Thisistheworstbrothelveeverseen.（正常门）这是巨大的比特币矿山或者说是更烂的妓院It'sanimmenseBitcoinmine!0ranevenworsebrothel.这些不是伺服器,是机器人头有人在用它们挖比特币Thesearen'tservers.They'rerobotheads!Someone'susingthemtomineBitcoin!机器人头其实是非常合理的使用案例,但是That'sactuallyaprettyreasonableusecaseforrobotheads.But嘿,这人我认识,你还好吗?班德Hey!It'saguyIknow.Areyouokay,Bender?我不好,这是个蠢问题No,mnotokay!That'sastupidquestion!我本来平静地抢你们的钳矿,但突然间Iwaspeacefullystealingyourthallium,when,suddenlyHa-ha!我被我们在沙龙的朋友绑♥架♥了Iwaskidnappedbyourfriendfromthesaloon.我不是你们的朋友mnotyourfriend.虽然我确实很喜欢你们Though,Idolikeyoualot.你们有没有想过是谁靠这些没用的比特币发财？Didn,tyoueverwonderwhowasgettin'richoffallthisBitcoinnonsense?没有-电脑伺服器很贵Never!-Computerserversareexpensive,但机器人头很便宜,应该说是免费butrobotheadsarecheap.Heck,free.川绑♥架♥来的机器人头挖比特币？十分邪恶MiningBitcoinwithkidnappedrobotheads7It'spureevil!一点也不,我把所有的收益都捐给了本地一家孤儿院Hardly.Idonatealltheproceedstoalocalorphanage.但我不能让你们把我这慷慨的计划说出去ButIcan,tletyoutellanyoneaboutmygenerousscheme,所以我必须把你们关在这间舒适的空调仓库里sollhavetosealyouinthiscomfortablyair-conditionedwarehouse.永远关起来,但我会每天带零食给你们Forever!Butlldropbyeverydaywithsnacks.有零食吃还不错Aw.Snacksaregood.加密货币挖矿简直是人间炼狱Cryptominingwas