Futurama《飞出个未来（1999）》第八季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

飞出个未来（吃吧!单身狗粮）（现推出口味!）（老妈牌老式机器人润滑油）（集体催眠时间）（单身狗粮）（老妈牌友善机器人公♥司♥）这箱子确实适合国王It'saboxfitforaking,itis.理当如此Asitshouldbe.我们要把这箱子运送给太空国王本人WearedeliveringittotheKingofSpacehimself.现实生活中的国王？这可能是我跪拜的大好机会！Areallifeking7Thiscouldbemybigchancetogrovel!这王宫真华丽Ooh.Swankydump.国王陛下,你的货送到了Yourdelivery,myliege.这家伙还真懂规矩Now,thisguyknowshowtogrovel.赞啦！Yes!-Atlast.我亡妻的肖像终于到了Theportraitofmylatewifehasarrived.小心点,那是易碎物品Careful!It'sdelicate!太空王后,茵芬妮塔Infinite,QueenofSpace.就连最优秀的通心粉艺术家也无法捕捉你的美Noteventhefinestmacaroniartistcouldcaptureyourbeauty.但这位做到了Althoughthisonedid.把肖像挂在那里！Hangitoverthere!抱歉,我有早发性坐骨神经痛Sorry.It'smyearlyonsetsciatica.太空王子驾到！AnnouncingHisRoyalHighness,thePrinceofSpace!让我来帮帮你年迈的朋友Allowmetohelpyourelderlyfriend.这十足的型男确实让我看起来像个懦夫,是吧?莉拉Wow.Thisabsolutestudsuremademelooklikeawimp,huh,Leela?你们调整这肖像YouguysstraightenthattogetherwhileIexplain我去向国王陛下解说我们的忠实会员卡ourloyaltypunchcardprogramtoHisMajesty.（忠实会员卡）我还是不懂,集满十个孔可以打九折？Istilldon'tunderstand.10punches,andIget10%off?不是这样的,假设你收集了N个孔No,no.It,snothinglikethatLetNbethenumberofpunches.莉拉,你跑哪去了?30分钟不见你人影1.eela,wherewereyou?It,sbeen,like,30minutes.我爱上了太空王子IwasfallinginlovewiththePrinceofSpace.我们要结婚了！We'regettingmarried!我知道这很突然,弗莱Iknowthisisverysudden,Fry.我会永远记得我尚未忘记的我们共度的时光llalwaysrememberthetimeswehadthatIhaven'talreadyforgotten.但我爱你,没有你我活不下去！B-But,Iloveyou!AndIcan'taffordtolivewithoutyou!（本节目由转转乐.JFuturamaisbroughttoyouby.（赞助播出）Windos!这玩具好好玩,把乐趣变无聊Thetoysofun,itmakesfunlooklikeboredom!转转乐?Windos,Windos?转一下就动一下?Wind'emandwatch'emrun?转转乐?Windos,Windos?乐趣只有一下下?Roughlyaminuteof.fun?好消息,各位转转乐！Goodnews,Windos!今天我们要运送寿司给麦杜格太太Today,we'redeliveringsushitoMrs.McDougal.又做好一项工作了Anotherjobwelldone.你还好吗?弗莱Areyouokay,Fry?我只是有点累Eh.mjustalittlerundown.累了?我相信没什么事但你应该去看医生Rundown?msureit,snothing,butyoushouldseeadoctor.就是我,对,来听诊一下Oh,me!Right.Let'stakealisten.天啊,不！DearGod,no!假装你没听到Pretendyoudidn'thearthat你确定吗?佐艾伯格医生Areyousure,Dr.Zoidberg?我是说,你通常诊断错误Imean,you'reusuallywrong.我当然确定,弗莱的主发条几乎松了Ofcoursemsure.Fry'smainspringisnearlywounddown.不!不！No!No!天啊Oh,dear.定是弗莱之前有段时间处于低温冷冻状态下造成的ItmusthavebeenallthattimeFryspentcryogenicallyfrozen.（生命之泉人体冷冻）一千年下来他因缓慢地踱步而逐渐松弛For1,000years,hewasslowlypacingandwindingdown.欢迎来到转转乐世界WelcometotheworldofWindos!那是前往年迈村的单程车票Itwasaone-waytickettoOldsville!死亡堡前的最后一站1.astexitbeforeDeathburgl很遗憾,弗莱,我们会慢慢接受现实的msosorry,Fry.We'lltakeitdaybyday.我建议要尽快接受dsuggestminutebyminute.别难过Well,don'tbesad.我的人生很圆♥满♥vehadafulllife.我吃过、祈祷过、爱过Ieated.Iprayed.我很平静Iloved-ed.平静?你这自私的烂人！matpeace.Atpeace?Atpeace!7Youselfishjerk!你是我最好的朋友你保证过你不会离开我You'remybestfriend!Promiseyouwon'tleaveme!发条松不是我能控制的Ican'thelpwindingdown.胡说八道!你需要心灵引导！That'scrazytalk!Youneedspiritualguidance!（机器人神殿）你一定要帮他,牧师Yougottahelphim.Reverend.你有什么办法可以安抚我朋友对死亡的恐惧吗？Doyouhaveanywaytocalmmyfriend,sterrorofmortality!?宗教可以安抚对死亡的恐惧吗？Canreligioncalmtheterrorofmortality?这是我们的专业领域That'sourhomerunswing!等你的发条松后就会升♥天♥Afteryouwinddown,youriseup!你会展翅变成天使,永远绕着YouspreadyourwingsandflyaroundHeavenforever,天堂飞翔asanangel.真的吗?这样我们就会不停盘旋？Really7A-Andwecandoloop-de-loops?不是那种Well,no,not-你是说盘旋啊？1.oop-de-loops,yousay?Huh.也许这样弗莱终究能面对死亡了Well,maybeFrycanfacedeathafterall.班德,孩子Bender,myson.天堂不像地狱那样是真实存在的地方Heaven'snotaactualplacethewayHellis.那是一种灵魂如何在爱我们的人心中It'sametaphorforhowthesoulliveson继续存在的隐喻intheheartsofthosewholoveus.隐喻？那不就是胡说八道的委婉说法吗？Metaphor?Isn'tthatjustafancyword我不会说这是委婉说法for"steamingload!?"!wouldn'tcallitfancy.牧师机器人什么忙都没帮上!没人能帮我吗？Ah,Preacherbotgavemenothing!Cannoonehelpme!?有人说有个大&hearts师♥在Well,somesaythere'saguruhighinthe-有人说?我们走Somesayit?Letsgo!我走不动了Ican'tgomuchfurther.逃寓那个上紧发条的雪人让我耗尽了大部分剩余的力量Escapingfromthatwind-upYetiusedmostofmyremainingpower.弗莱！Fry!再见了,朋友们Goodbye,friends.也许我们会在一个更好的隐喻中再次相遇Maybewe'llmeetagaininabettermetaphor.班德,他走了,结束了Bender,he,sgone.It,sover.不行!我要给他发条对发条复苏术Never!mgonnagivehimspring-to-springresuscitation!怎么回事?我还活着？Wha.Whathappened?AmIalive?你要是死了,怎么还会问这种蠢问题？Ifyouweredead,howcouldyouasksuchadumbquestion?你依然跟以前一样是活着的笨蛋You'reasaliveandstupidasever.弗莱！Fly!你救了他,班德!你是英雄！Yousavedhim,Bender!You'reahero!闭嘴,我知道Shutup,baby,Iknowit.你还好吗?机器人Areyouokay,robot?再好不过了Neverbetter!上紧发条,充满弹力Wounduptightandfullofspring.再见了,笨蛋们Goodbye,sweetjerks.班德!不!Bender!No!这才是死了Now,that'sdead.班德救了我的命,现在他死了Bendersavedmylife,andnowhe,sgone.这到底是什么意思？Whatdoesitallmean?意思是生命毫无意义Itmeanslifeismeaningless.学到一-课了,我们上路吧1.essonlearned!Let'shittheroad.不,我要找到答案我要继续去找那位大♥师♥No!Ineedanswers!mcontinuinguptothatguru,不管这趟路有多远nomatterhowlongthejourney.你是山中大♥师♥吗?Ow!Areyoutheguruofthemountain?投25分钱,我就是大♥师♥Foraquarter,maguru.投10分钱,你会得到一张认证你攻顶的贴纸Foranickel,yougetastickerthatsaysyouclimbedthemountain.我的朋友发条松了,然后坠落火山Myfriendwounddownandfellinavolcano.这就死了吗?就这样毫无意义？Isthattheend?Justnothingness?我找到25分钱了Ifoundaquarter.放宽心,因为你朋友的灵魂是永恒的Takesolace,forthespiritofyourfriendiseternal.灵魂会转世到其他身体Itwillbereincarnatedinotherbodies,在这过程中成长和学习growingandlearningasitgoes.据说如此Somesay.转世？Reincarnation?这听来又是一种胡说八道Thatsoundslikeanotherbig,steamingload.八道?或许是吧1.oad?Perhaps.胡说?或许不是Steaming?Perhapsnot.看哪！1.ook!我回来了!而且我在盘旋！mback,baby!Andmdoingloop-de-loops!也许以某种怪异的程度来说灵魂真是永恒的Maybe,insomeweirdway,thesoulreallyiseternal.我是悟道的金属,死亡算什么我有四成的空气动力Bitemyenlightenedmetalass,mortality!m40%aerodynamic!这比例根本不构成空气动力That'snotaerodynamicenough!没关系,他很快又会转世Eh,it'sfine.He'llbesomethingelseinaminute.（转转乐）（收集所有293款,现在回到正片）Collectall293.Andnow,backtoourprogram.结婚?我不准!她是太空平民！Marriage?Iforbidit!Sheisaspacecommoner!好险,我们回家吧,亲爱的Whew.Thatwasacloseone.Let'sheadhome,honey.不行,谁都不能回家No.Nooneishead-home-honey-inganywhere.什么?为什么？What?Why?什么？-为什么？What?-Why!?因为莉拉不是一般人她勇敢、善良又善于表达BecauseLeela,snotcommon.She'sbraveandgoodandarticulate.陛下,你怎么能阻止真爱呢？Howcanyoustandinthewayoftruelove,YourMajesty?太空王后茵芬妮塔会以你为耻SpaceQueenInfinitawouldbeashamedofyou.放肆Howdareyou!我从没这么愤怒和饥饿过veneverbeensoangryandhungry.她需要加点盐Sheneedssalt.我妻子不需要调味料!我要向你发起决斗挑战Mywifeneedsnoseasoning!challengeyoutoaduel!我接受,如果我赢r,就举♥行♥婚礼Iaccept.AndifIwin,theweddingison.如果我赢了,就将你斩首AndifIwin,yourheadisoff!（本节目由圆轮.JFuturamaisbroughttoyouby.（赞助播出）RoundWheelsl唯一有轮子的汽车玩具Theonlytoycarwithwheels.冲啊,圆轮?GogoRoundWheels?来买♥♥圆轮?BuybuyRoundWheels?去买♥♥圆轮?GobuyRoundWheels?轮了-需另外购买♥♥?Wheelssoldseparately?圆轮转转?RollRoundWheels?圆轮转转?RollrollRoundWheels?圆轮转转?RollRoundWheels?圆轮转转?RollrollRoundWheels?好消息,各位圆轮！Goodnews,RoundWheels!我们要运送一条替换轨道到土星We'redeliveringapieceofreplacementtracktoSaturn.我们所有人都要去Andeverybodyisgoing.Allofus!除了一个,因为汽船只能容纳六人Exceptone,sinceonlysixcanfitintheshipmobile.上次是我留守,所以Well,Istayedbehindlasttime,so我建议佐艾伯格留下IsuggestZoidberg.附议-附议Second!我们该测试一下吗？Shouldwetestitout?好啊-上吧！allrightgo,go冲啊,圆轮?GogoRoundWheeIs?来买♥♥圆轮?BuybuyRoundWheels?去买♥♥圆轮?GobuyRoundWheels?轮子需另外购买♥♥?Wheelssoldseparately?圆轮转?RollRoundWheels!?为什么没人喜欢我？Whydoesn'tanybodylikeme?你很沮丧,你在沮丧You'redepressed,you'redepressing,而且在我们看电视时说话andyoutalkwhenwe,retryingtowatchTV!（二号♥公路新闻）在摩擦造成车辆Thehighspeedchasefinallycametoanend逐渐减速后高速追车终厂结束,摩宝？whenfrictioncausedthecarstograduallyslowdown.Morbo?以下是本地新闻Inlocalnews,无数受害者在观看网上流传的神秘影片后死亡countlessvictimshavediedafterviewingamysteriousvideocirculatingonline.来看一下那支影片1.et'sseesomeofthatvideo.（车辆管理局）看完影片后总会接到一通同样神秘的电♥话♥Thevideoisinvariablyfollowedbyanequallymysteriousphonecall.科学家表示接电♥话♥者在数小时内就会惨死Scientistssayanyonewhoanswersthecallwilldietragicallywithinhours.能按一T暂停吗?我要接电♥话♥!Canyoupauseit7mgettingacall.艾米,不行!-别接！amy,no!Don'ttell喂？Hello?你的汽车保固已到期CALLERYourcarwarrantyhasexpired.不论你想不想续约,请按1Pressonenow,whetherornotyouwanttorenew.（保固反斗城）对,我来取我的延长保固Yes,mheretopickupmyextendedwarranty.我预约了凌晨3点Ihavea3:00AMappointment.（王）自从那令人毛骨悚然的影片和电♥话♥过后你有见过艾米吗?HaveyouseenAmysincethatcreepyvideoandchillingphonecall?没有,但我的电♥话♥响了,也许是她No,butmyphone'sringing.Maybeit'sher.喂?什么？Yello?What?我听不出这可怕的声音是谁Idon'trecognizethechillingvoice.开扩音Putitonspeakerphone.很遗憾通知你,你的汽车保固已过期.amsorrytoinformyouyourcarwarrantyhasexpired.我们什么都不要！Wedon'twantany!他们以为我们是笨蛋吗？Whatdotheythink,we'reidiots?某种古老的恶魔正将我们一个个消灭Someancienthorrorispickingusoffonebyone,从最容易上当受骗的开始startingwiththemostgullible.谁会是下一个？Whowillbenext?赫米斯,不要趁我讲电♥话♥时吓我！Hermes,quitfrighteningmewhilemonthephone.再见,机器人Goodbye,robot!慢着,我有一个没办法的办法Wait!Ihaveadesperateidea!我们追上班德让他带我们去找那恶魔的巢穴We'llraceafterBender,andlethimleadustothemonster'sdenofterror!踏上恶魔巢穴的公路旅行Hurray!Roadtriptothemonster,sden!除了你,佐艾伯格Exceptyou,Zoidberg.要有人留下来接电♥话♥Someonehastostaybehindtoanswerthephones.快!下坡时我们要加速因为我们没有马达Comeon!We'llpickupspeedonthedownhillsincewehavenomotors!我在盘旋！Woo!mdoingloop-de-loops!我赶不上了!你先走,别管我mnotgonnamakeit!我本来就想先走Goonwithoutme!Thatwasmyplan.我没事mokay!对,我是来领免费诈骗的Yes,mhereforthefreescam.我必须降低悬吊系统,跳凌波舞过去Hm.llhavetodropitandlimbounderthatarm.老天爷啊！SweetSubaruofTimbuktu!这是报废车厂It,sachopshop.你是谁？Wh-Whoareyou?是我,佐艾伯格It'sme,Zoidberg.谢天谢地,我还担心是坏蛋Oh,thankgoodness.Iwasafraiditwasthevillain.我就是坏蛋Iamthevillain!坏蛋更有魅力,你就很无聊No.Villainshavemorecharisma.You,rejustboring.没人容得下我Nooneeverincludedme.那我何不融合你们所有人？So,Iincludedallofyou,whynot?现在我有了弗莱的车顶架艾米的保险杠Now,IhaveFry,sroofrack,Amy,sbumper,剧透警告,莉拉的扰流板and,spoileralert,Leela,sspoiler!救命,我们被困住了Help,we'retrapped!困在佐艾伯格里,对了,我是油箱InsideZoidberg!mthegastank,bytheway.这是我刚取得的一个零件Andhere'smylatestacquisition.班德的闪亮金属消音器Bender'sshinymetalmuffler!敢动我的闪亮金属算了Bitemyshinymetal.0h,forgetit.现在我只要你一样的零件,赫米斯Now,Ijustneedapieceofyou,Hermes,然后我们都会永远变成朋友！andwe,llallbefriendstogether.Forever!我不需要换机油Woo!Woo!Idon'tneedmyoilchanged!扣上赫米斯的引擎盖,完成SnapinHermes1hood,and.done!我再也不孤单了I'llneverbealoneagain!等一下,我不小心撞掉了我的嘴巴Oop!Oop,hangon.Iaccidentallytookoffmymouth.等我装回去.1.etmejustputthatbackonto-我们上路吧,各位1.et'shitthetrack,people!别担心,我有买♥♥保固！Don'tworry.Iboughtthewarranty!冲啊,圆轮?GogoRoundWheels?来买♥♥圆轮?GobuyRoundWheels?去买♥♥圆轮?GobuyRoundWheels?轮了-需另外购买♥♥?Wheelssoldseparately?圆轮转转转?RollRoundWheels!Rollroll-?现在回到正片Andnow,backtoourprogram.（圆轮）太空国王ThedueloftheKingofSpace与地球弗莱的决斗现在开始versustheFryofEarthshallnowcommence!决斗者,各自骑上你们的拉玛苏Competitors,mountyourIamassus!来吃一点Hereyougo,boy.谢谢,那真的好吃Hm.Thanks.Thatwasreallygood.我要用平民的血洗太空Spaceshallrunredwiththebloodofthecommoner.对了,耳环不错Niceearrings,bytheway.我自愿以弗莱的战士身分替他战斗IvolunteertofightinFry'splace,ashischampion!规则手册里确实允许战上代打Therulebookdoesallowforachampion!对了,这不是规则手册,这是外卖♥♥菜单Thisisn'ttherulebook,bytheway.It'satakeoutmenu.我要点泰式炒面mgonnahavethepadThai.你不能替我战斗,莉拉我是在替你战斗Youcan'tfightforme,Leela.mfightingforyou!弗莱,你真的不擅长战斗Fry,you,rereallybadatfighting.这倒是真的That'strue.决斗开始Mm.Lettheduelcommence!我看不了,现在能看到了Ican'tlook!Oh,nowIcan.国王闻起来是死了,国王万岁！Thekingsmellsdead!Longlivetheking!赞啦!我们终卜可以结婚了,我的爱人Yes!Wecanmarryatlast,mylove!抱歉杀了你父亲Sorryaboutmurderingyourfather.我也有战士代打I,too,hadachampionfightforme.王子Oh,theprince!我杀了我的真爱I-Ikilledmytruelove!没有,我没事,喔,你是说那家伙No,mfine.Oh,youmeanthatguy.（橡皮鸭）橡皮鸭洗澡时的完美玩具?Rubberducks,rubberducks,Theperfecttoyforbathtime?千万别把活鸭放入小孩的浴缸?Neverputliveducksinyourchild'stub?因为活鸭会啄瞎小孩的眼睛?'Causeliveducks,liveduckswillpeckyourchild'seyesout?所以选择鸭子时?So,alwayschooserubberclucks?务必选择橡皮鸭?whenyouarechoosingducks?天啊,这趟货运还真久Boy,thatwasareallylongdelivery.我以为我们会掉落水域尽头Ithoughtweweregonnafallofftheendofthewater.水域没有尽头,笨鸭你没看过地图吗？Thewaterdoesn'thaveanend,numbduck.Haven,tyoueverseenamap?那看起来是没有尽头Hm,Iguessthatlooksprettyinfinite.我信了mconvinced.我才不信Well,mnot!这地图是我绘制的Imadethismap,整个水域是根据古老的传说和随意的直觉绘制andwholesectionswerebasedonoldlegendsandrandomhunches.我提议来一趟科学探索之旅IproposeavoyageOfscientificexploration!好喔Okay.前往水域边缘.如果有边缘的话Totheedgeofthewater!Ifthereisanedge.如果没有就跟朋友们共患难同生死吧！Andifnot,anagonizingdeathwithfriends!让路给橡皮鸭Makewayforrubberducklings.我们在海上待多久了？Oy,howlonghavewebeenatsea?一直都在Always!我们航行多远了？Andhowfarhavewetraveled?因为没有地标,所以很难说Withnolandmarks,it'shardtosay.很有可能根本没移♥动♥There'sagoodchancewenevermovedatall.Fry,弗莱,用望远镜看一下checkthespyglass.前方是陆地！1.andho!I陆地是什么？-我不知道What'sland?-1don'tknow.好Yep.Mm-hmm.父亲,那个漂向我们的异常陆地是什么？Father,whatisthatunusualpieceoflandfloatingtowardus?是入侵者！Itbeinvaders!到欢乐时光海滨别♥量♥里躲起来吧！Takeshelterinthefun-timebeachhouse!但我看到一个外地人他的喙看起来温文儒雅But,Iseeastranger,andhisbilllooksgentleandkind.瞧他的眼珠,是坏血病1.ookathiseyeballs!It'sthescurvy!奇怪的一群人,你们是敌是友？Whatstrangefolk.Doyoucomeinpeace?我们还没决定We'restilldeciding.我不相信陆地上那群不倒翁Idon'ttrusttheselandwobblers.我们就用枪♥械&hearts挨烟草,然后离开这里1.et'sjusttradeourgunsfortobaccoandgetoutofhere.好了,橡皮鸭群Alright,rubberflockers.回过头去,从哪来就回哪去！Turnaroundandfloatbackwhereyoucamefrom!不要!把他啄倒为止！Never!Peckhimuntilhefallsdown!住手!别闹了！Stop!Stopthismadness!和善的外地人们,欢迎来到我们的家园Kindstrangers,welcometoourland.我们称它为陆地Wecallitland.真有意思,我称我们的家园为水域That'ssointeresting.Wecallourlandwater.你们要不要跟我们一起吃火鸡鸭晚餐？Won'tyoujoinusforaturduckydinner?好啊,里面是什么？Sure.What'sinit?我叫弗莱,你也叫弗莱吗？Myname'sFry.Isthatyourname,too?不是,我叫莉拉,你在做什么？No,I'mLeela.Whatareyoudoing?想凝视你的眼睛Tryingtogazeintoyoureye.我从没见过像你这样的人veneverseenanyonelikeyou.但我曾见过次鱼,那很酷Isawafishonce,though.Itwascool.弗莱,我为你神魂颠倒Oh,Fry.mfallingheadoverheelsinlovewithyou.只不过我不会倒,也无法倒立ExceptIcan'tfall,andIdon'thaveheels.你疯了吗?弗莱Haveyougonelandcrazy,Fry!?我们的文化禁止异族通婚Inourculture,interspeciesloveisforbidden!是吗?在我们的文化Oh,yeah?WeII,inourculture,我们相信女人的性倾向由她自己决定Webelieveawoman'ssexualityisherowndecision!那好吧Okay,then.但我个人强烈反对那种观点ButI,asanindividual,stronglydisagreewiththatview而且深感被冒犯了andamdeeplyoffended!这代表战争Thismeanswar!战争?我们没有那个词War?Well,wedon'thavethatword,但这绝对代表和平战斗！butthisdefinitelymeanspeace-fighting!弗莱!莉拉弗莱！FrylLeelaFry!（雨云号♥）Whee!Two,three,four.Whee!Two,three.炮弹准备！Rubberinthehole!好Oh,yes.好痒Thattickles.于是在最后一次摇摆后我真的要倒下了Andthus,withafinalwobble,Idofalldown.结束了,一切都没了Thisistheend.Allislost.不,我们的爱是永恒的No.Ourloveiseternal.就算死亡,爱也会永远存在It'llliveonforever,evenafteritdies.听起来真蠢,但也很窝心That'ssostupid,跟你i样