Regular Show《日常工作（2010）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

还我身体来点心铺烂死了Thissucks.你什么意思？What'sthatsupposedtomean?下一次要挑工作的时候拜托给我挑Itmeansthatthenexttimewegettopickourjobfortheday.Igettopick.你怎公会挑点心铺？Whydidyoupickthesnackbar?这根本是公园里最烂的工作Thisislike,theworstjobatthepark,dude.这明明是公园里最好玩的工作Ithinkit'sthefunnestjobatthepark.才怪你只是嘴硬不肯认错Youdon'treallythinkthatYoujustdon'twanttoadmitthatyou'rewrong.我又没错干嘛认错？WhywouldIadmitsomethingthatmnot?阿天说真的Dude,seriously.这比看你努力读童书还要无聊Thisismoreboringthanwatchingyoutrytoreadachildren,sbook.这会比你的脸还要无聊吗？Isitmoreboringthanyourface?不知道会比我用拳头揍你的脸无聊吗？1don'tknow,isitmoreboringthanmyfistinyourface?会比我用拳头揍你的脸无聊吗？Isitmoreboringthanmyfistinyourface?一蠢蛋一你才蠢Youplank!"You'reaplank!一错你才蠢一你超蠢No,you'reaplank!-You'retheplank.You're.才怪No.You.阿天鸟哥别打了Mordecai,Rigby,stop.大家都可以当蠢蛋Wecanallbeplanks.你好棒棒伯Oh,hey,Pops.守护点心的工作好玩吗？So,howdoyoulikebeingtheguardiansofthesnacks?超棒的It,sawesome.这工作超无聊Thisplaceislame.可是鸟哥你不喜欢免费的点心吗？But,Mordecai,don'tyoulike.eatingsnacksforfree?-什么？一我在这里工作时点心都免费What?-WhenIworkhere,allthesnacksarefree.再见Tata.这个表示我对点心铺的看法是对的咯IguessthismeansIwasrightaboutthesnackbar.是啊Yeah.洋芋片点心铺我得吃沙拉之类的健康食物才行Ineedtoeatsomethinghealthylikeasaladorsomething.什么？你不要闹了What?Areyoukidding?这些点心都是免钱的耶Dude,allthesesnacksarefree,dude.相信我Trustme.再吃下去我们很快就会感到舒服Ifwekeepeating,we'llfeelbetterinnotime.再吃下去会更舒服吗？Ifweeatmore,we,11feelbetter?一阿天别再自欺欺人了一你说什么？Dude.Quitbeingaloser.-Loser?我不想听你的话你当初还质疑我1don'tknowthat1wannalistentotheguy.whowaswrong说点心铺不酷aboutthesnackbarbeingcool.我只想听一个人的话No,Ithinkdratherlistentotheguy他每次都是对的who'srightallthetime.我Me.超恶Sick.这样真是全身舒畅Ifeelsomuchbetter.我也是SodoI.阿天你再这样乱吃你的身体会跟你说再见Dude,mtellingyou.ifyoukeepeatinglikethat,yourbody'sgonnaquitonyou.给我闭嘴Stoptalking!随便你我只是想救你Whatever,mjusttryingtohelp.我赢rIshowedhim.一瞬间后吃那么多怎么还是没有用？Whyisn'tmorefoodworking?再吃一个应该就行了Onemoreshoulddoit.你在干什么？Whatareyoudoing?让我回去啦1.etmebackin.等等不要跑Wait,comeback.随便啦我窝在这个桶子里面就好了Whatever.mjustgonnachillinthisbucket.鸟哥Mordecai!Mordecai.恶心这是什么？Aw,sick.Whattheheckisthat?现在是谁逊啊鸟哥？Who,sthelosernow,Mordecai?等等是阿天？Wait?Rigby?鸟哥你输给我rDude,inyourface.我说对了Iwasright.我的胃已经不会痛了Mystomachdoesn'tevenhurtanymore.那是因为你现在连身体都没有了That'sbecauseyoudon'tevenhaveabodyanymore.完了这下惨了Dude,thisisbad.没错棒惨了Yeah.Badlikegood.快塞个甜甜圈进我的垃圾洞Nowshovelsomecheesecurlsintomytrashhole.希望洛畸知道该怎么救你YoubetterhopeSkipsknowshowtofixthis.他的身体出了什么事？Whathappenedtohisbody?不知道好像抛弃他了Dude,Idon'tknow.It,like,ditchedhimorsomething,因为他吃太多垃圾食物fromeatingtoomuchjunkfood.看起来也没有那么严重Well,itlookslikeit,snotthatbigofadeal.只要他不介意当没身体有意识的鼻涕就好Ifhedoesn'tmindbeingabodylessconsciousness.fortherestofhislife.我没差一什么？It'scool.Idon'tmind.-What?不行朋友别再那么逊了No.Dude,quitbeingaloser.为什么说对了反而?Sincewhendoesbeingrightmakeyoua.洛畸现在该怎么办Skips,whatdowehavetodo?我不能丢下他不管Ican'tlethimstaylikethis.这就有点难了That'sabittougher.身体逃走之后一定要在天黑前把它找回来Oncethebodydeparts,youonlyhavetillsunsettogetitback.知道它在哪里吗？Doyouknowwhereitis?不知道No.我们去找它吧走吧Thenwehavetofindit.Let'sgo.我们马上回来在这里等We,llbeback,RigbyJuststayhere.什么你要去哪里？What?Whereyougoing?至少弄个爆米花放进我的垃圾洞吧Atleastshovelsomecheesecurlsintomytrashhole.鸟哥洛畸？Guys?没有身体真是很难行动Iguessitiskindahardertomovearoundwithoutmybody.他在做什么？What'sitdoing?他在吃沙拉数到三突袭他Eatingasalad.Rushhimonthecountofthree.一好二Okay.-One.Two.你们在做什么？Hey,guys.What'sup?不要一叫你不要乱动的No!-Wetoldyoustayput.阿天你把他吓跑了Rigby.Youscareditaway.不要紧啦Oh,don'tworryaboutthat.记得我说过我不需要他吧RememberhowIsaidIdon,tneedit.我又说对rWell,Iwasrightagain.鸟哥看我Dude,checkit.这是垃圾桶还兼直排轮It,satrashcanandarollerblade.你真的有问题啊Ican'tbelieveyou.拜托不要乱跑Please,juststayput.什么事情都被我说对了害我肚子饿Allthisbeingrightismakingmehungry.点心铺无聊死了Thissucks.等等那是什么？Wait,whatisthat?给我点心吃Gimmesomesnacks!你是什么？Whatareyou?看起来像一大桶的鼻涕1.ookslikeabucketofdiarrhea.是我阿天啦It,sme,Rigby.惨了Oh,man,两轮雨鞋偷走阿天的声音了thatbootwithwheelsstoleRigby'svoice.没有我没有偷东西No,Ididn'tstealanything.休想偷走我们的声音You'renotstealin,thesevoices.看到鬼我们快跑Comeon,Fives,let'sbail.一回来啊一不要Comeback!-Noway,bro.我是阿天啦It'sme,Rigby.讨厌Oh,man.他在附近He,sclose.我来对付身体你去找阿天lltakecareofthebody.YougofindRigby.我们时间不多了Wedon'thavemuchtime.点心铺阿天Rigby!他去哪里了？Whereishe?一你们看到阿天了吗？一没有HaveyouguysseenRigby?-No.你看到魔法垃圾桶了吗？Haveyouseenamagicgarbagecan?我们要打爆它Weneedtobeattheliving.魔法垃圾桶？Magicgarbagecan?那就是阿天他往哪里去了？ThatwasRigby.Whichwaydidhego?阿天Rigby!一救命啊一没人听得见的Help!-Noonecanhearyou.一什么人？一放心Who,sthere?-Don'tworry.只是另一坨没身体有意识的浆糊justanotherbodylessconsciousness.你也把自己操太凶了吗？Hey,didyouworkoutwaytoohardtoo?没有我吃了太多垃圾食物了No.Iatetoomuchjunkfood.那也有可能Yup.That'lldoit.吃苦当吃补我曾经是健美先生Me?Iwasabodybuilder.差点就出师了,Icouldagonepro.我朋友一直劝我Myfriendkepttellin'me.你再这样操自己"Ifyoukeeppumpin'ironlikethat,你的身体会跟你说再见yourbody'sgonnaquitonyou."我还坚持他错了Itoldhimhewasfullofit.结果我没及时弄回身体就变成这样ButIdidn'tgetmybodbackintimeandnowlookatme.只能够拿篮球来充当身体Stuckwithabasketballforabody.好险我的身体还好好的Yeah,well,mybody'sstillgood.等等你身体好好的？Wait.Yourbody'sstillgood?那还愣着做什么傻子？Well,whatchadoinginhere,dummy?一我一你一定不要了送我好吗？I.-Youmustnotwantit.MindifItakeit?一不要一放心我会找到他再见No.-Don'tworry,llfindit.Solong.不要啦No!鸟哥你说得对是我错了啦Mordecai!YouwererightandIwaswrong.我对不起你是我太逊了msorryforbeingsuchaloser.求你帮我把身体找回来Pleasehelpmegetmybodyback.放心阿天我们应该还来得及Don'tworry,dude.Ithinkwecangetbackintime.就算我们搞砸了Andevenifwemessup,你还可以靠这个you'vealwaysgotthis.说真的我要把身体找回来Butseriously,dude,Iwantmyoldbodyback.洛畸鸟哥找到阿天了Skips,IfoundRigby.我找到身体Ifoundthebody,你们最好快来这里有状况butyoubetterhurry.Wegotaproblem.身体你真没用Body,you'reworthless.居然连一下都举不起来Ican'tbelieveyoucan'tdoasimplecleanandjerk.你对我的身体做了什么？Hey.Whatareyoudoingwithmybody?是你啊Oh,it'syou.怎么样啊很酷吧？Whatdoyouthink?Prettycool,huh?哪有一点都不酷No.Notprettycool.你的打扮超逊Youdressedmelikealoser.你不喜欢举重紧身衣？Youdon,tlikeweightliftingsinglets?难怪你的身体不要你了Nowonderyourbodyleftyou.好了他再也不是你了Oh,well,nowit'snotyouanymore.他是我It,sme.把我的身体还来啦Gimmebackmybody!谁捡到谁的Finderskeepers.洛畸Skips.敬酒不吃吃罚酒Wetriedittheniceway.现在看我洛畸的厉害nowwedoittheSkipsway.再见白♥痴♥Solong,suckers!他太快了He'stoofast.你们在玩鬼捉人啊蠢蛋？Areyouhavingagameoftag,planks?别再教棒棒伯乱说话rIreallywishyouwouldn'tteachhimthosewords.棒棒伯坐过去POPs,slideover.我自己来搞定lltakeitfromhere.阿天不要Rigby!No!坡太斜了我们得绕下去It'stoosteep,we'llhavetogoaround.身体还来啦Givememybodyback.不还放开我No,getoffofme.离开我的身体Getouttamybody!不要你给我离开身体No,yougetouttathebody.刚才嘴开开的说Aw,man,mymouthwasopen.成功了我的身体回来了Dude,wedidit.1gotmybodyback.你确定你还要他吗？Areyousureyoustillwantit?我不会再那样对待你了llnevertreatyoulikethatagain.快太阳要下山了Quick,beforethesunsets.金光闪闪Glorious.阿天感觉怎么样？Dude,howdoyoufeel?鸟哥你说点心铺很烂一点也没有错Mordecai,Iguessyouwererightaboutthesnackbarbeinglame.尤其是现在有免钱的点心也不想吃了Especiallynowthatwe,renotintoeatingallthefreesnacks.一说到这个那些点心要钱一什么？Oh,aboutthat.Thosesnacksweren'tfree.-What?结果只有棒棒伯吃才不用钱TurnsoutonlyPopsgetssnacksforfree.一棒棒伯？一是啊Pops?-Yeah.我们可能要在这里做白工六个月and1guesswe,resupposedtoworkhereforthenextsixmonths.才还得了点心钱justtopayforitall.真蠢Plank.谢谢观赏