Regular Show《日常工作（2010）》第一季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

爆肝抢票大作战一客咖啡店赞啦六月天Yes.FistPump.这个赞Yeah.-Yeah.歌♥迷们看过来天团六月天要来白目市开唱1.istenup,pumpheads.FistPumpiscornin'toSlammers.他们刚出狱准备重出江湖Theyjustgotoutofjail.Andrehab.Andnowthey'reback.嗨破你们11到15岁的裤7andreadytorockyourll-to-15-year-oldpantsoff.没错六月天星期五在白目市唱现场That'sourdemographic,getoverit.That,sright,FistPUmP,live.AtSlammersthisFriday.星期五不来就逊掉了Friday.Bethereorbealoser.一定会有很多逊咖去听演唱会There'sgonnabesomanylosersatthatconcert.我们是一定要去听的啦Wehavetogotothatconcert.真的假的Seriously?青少年迷他们就算了你都几岁了Dude,theywerecoolinthethirdgrade.butnow?搞清楚他们酷到破表只是你不了Correction.they'recoolinanygrade.Butyouwouldn'tknowthat.八成是你羡慕忌妒什么的Probablybecauseyouhateyourselforsomething.阿天我们没有钱买♥♥票Dude,wedon'thavethemoneyforthosetickets.那又怎样总有办法的啦Doesn'tevenmatter.Wecouldfigureoutaway.可惜你只会忙着泼冷水Butyou,retobusyfiguringoutawaytohateyourself.你干嘛那么想去啊Whydoyouwanttogosobad?去听这场演唱能是我人生中最重要的时刻Goingtothisconcertcouldbethebiggestmomentofmylife.你的人生也太低等了Soundslikeyourlifesucks.闭嘴啦Shutup.一阿天鸟哥一志铃Hey,guys.-Hey,Margaret.你们在讲演唱会的事？Wereyouguystalkingabouttheconcert?我们在讲那一场演唱会We'retalkingaboutaconcert.就是你想去的Istheconcertyou'retalkingabout六月天啦FistPump?对啊酷Yeah,cool.等等你要去哦Wait,you'regoing?对啊他们是有点老啦Yeah,Iam.Iknowthey'rekindaold但我从很小就喜欢他们butIrememberthemfromwhenIwasakid.重点是大家都会去Besides,everyoneisgonnabethere.会很好玩你们去不去？It'sgonnabefun.Areyouguysgonnago?怎么可能不去咧mtotallygonnago.现在你又要去了Sonowyou'regonna.我们去定了We'llbethere.酷演唱会见咯Cool.Seeyouguysthere.好啊再聊Yeah.Seeya.没想到你居然为了一个美眉就要去看六月天的演唱会Ican'tbelieveyou'regoingtoaFistPumpconcert.justforsomeladypecks.阿天等你长大以后就会明白Rigby,onedayyou'llbeoldenough.tounderstand看演唱会的真正目的therealreasonthatpeoplegotoconcerts.不过就是听音乐嘛我早就知道Whatever.It'stolistentomusic.Ialreadyknowthat.现在要怎么弄钱去买♥♥票Now,howarewegonnagetthemoneyforthosetickets?这很简单啊Dude,it'sgonnabeeasy.只要加个班就行了Wejusthavetoworksomeextrahours.加什么班啊我连正常的班都不想上了Extrawork?Idon'tevenlikeregularwork.你爱六月天吗？DoyoulikeFistPump?爰啊Yes.那你就爱加班咯Thenyoulikeextrawork.好啦Fine.先让我搞清楚1.etmegetthisstraight.你跟阿天要加班YouandRigbywantmetogiveyouovertime.即使连平常的工作量都打混摸鱼做不完Andeventhoughyoucan,tevenfinish.theregularamountofworkthatyounormallyhave.还要求更多工作youwantmetoaddonevenmore?是的Yes.妄想No.班森拜托啦Comeon,Benson.Please.六月天要开唱而我们没钱买♥♥票FistPumpisplayingatSlammers.andwedon'thaveenoughmoneyfortickets.你嘛帮帮忙还六月天咧Areyouserious?FistPump?会去听的人都是神经病Youknowwhatkindofpeoplegotothoseconcerts?没错小妞们That'sright,ladies.尚青跟看到鬼弄到票了WegottwoticketstoFistPump.阿嬷们慢慢来哦Seeyoulater,grandmas.班森你给老子听清楚了Benson,youlistenandyoulistengood.人家给你跪啦Please,Benson.拜托你给我们加班Pleasegiveusovertime.Please.有什么了不起Whatisthebigdeal?唱歌♥难听得要命lt,sjustsometalentlessband.其实他们还不赖Actually,theyaren'tthatbad.我是没在迷他们Notthatmintothatstuff.只是该力挺一下Weareprettybackedupthough.你就让他们加班吧Ithinkyoushouldgivethemthework.就是啊Oh,Iagree.他们想去看六月天演唱会Isay,iftheywanttoseePumpFist,就让他们去看嘛thenletthemseePumpFist.好啦给你们加班Fine,youcanworkovertime.这是加班要做的事Here'salistofthingsweneeddone.你们做完就有加班费拿Whenyoufinishem',you'llgetyourmoney.白♥痴♥两枚Idiots.清垃圾洗浴室洗碗鸟哥我很累Dude,mfadingfast.你放心啦Don'tworry,dude,我们有爆肝好搭档,咖啡wejustgottafightitwith.coffee.白目市请给我两张票TwoforFistPump.四百块Fourhundreddollars.什么一张不是五十吗？What?ButIthoughttheywerefifty?五十块的票早抢光了Thefifty-dollarticketsaresoldout.现在只剩下豪华第一排的票Allthat'sleftaresuperdeluxefrontrowseats.一讨厌一我不管Aw,man.-No.等一下鸟哥别走啦Mordecai,wait.Wait,man.我不能放弃六月天Wecan'tgiveup.FistPump.我了可是Iknowdude.我不想再爆肝加班ButIjustdon'twannaworkanymore.也许再撑一下就过去了MaybeIcouldworkalittlemore.好朋友拚下去吧Allright,dude.Let'sdothis.算你好运我爱美眉You'reluckyIcareaboutladypecks.班森我们还缺钱Benson,Weneedmoremoney.对啊再给我们一点钱Yeah,giveusmoremoney.没有杂事要做There'snochoresleft.除非你们愿意除草Unless,youwanttomowthelawn.除草Thelawn?那会除到挂掉哦What?That'lltakeforever.钥匙在这儿自己去开除草机Here'sthekeys.Youknowwherethemoweris.祝好运Goodluck.谁需要好运我们有咖啡Whoneedsluckwhenwehavecoffee.不盖你我的眼睛睁不开了Dude.Seriouslythough,myeyeswontstayopenanymore.咖啡也断货了andIthinkwe'realmostoutofcoffee.你乱讲明明还有很多咖啡Nonsensedude.We'vegotplentyofcoffee.鸟哥你是怎样啊？Mordecai?Whathappened?我要咖啡Needmorecoffee,我要志铃needmoreMargaret.六月天FistPump.咖啡Coffee,coffee.咖啡Coffee?六月天的粉丝们好GreetingsfellowFistPumpfans.要我们帮忙弄到票吗？Maywehelpyougetsometickets?什么你们是谁啊？What?Whoareyou?咖啡Coffee.你们看到了Asyoucansee,我是颗巨大咖啡豆Iamagiantcoffeebean.我咖♥啡♥因♥超多你们要吗?Icanbringyoucaffeine.Doyouaccept?等等什么？Wait,what?咖啡Coffee.酷合约签下去Cool,acontract.Letssignit.咖啡来也Coffee.神奇魔力# 大家都在期待# 看你们来不来# 大家都在期盼着你们# 大家都想知道# 你们今晚会不会出现# 大家都想摇摆# 大家都为了周末在打拼# 大家都想谈个恋爱#好厉害Awman,没想到豪华门票还有镶钻1didn'tknowdeluxeticketswerecoatedindiamonds.超酷的Socool.另外两张票呢？Wherearetheothertwotickets?没有另外两张啦Oh,jeez.There'snoothertickets,man,加班费只够买♥♥两张weonlyhadenoughfortwo.但我们有约在先Butwehadacontract.六月天FistPump.六月天Whoo,FistPump.咖啡Coffee.同学你看砰砰Dude,checkit.我有两个劝你们别惹我Dude,vegottwoifyouwanttotakeonetotheconcert.鸟哥和阿天MordecaiandRigby.我们好兴奋你们能去看六月天weareveryexcitedforyoutobetheonestoseeFistPump.请喝下这杯咖啡Pleaseacceptthiscoffee让你们能撑到看完tohelpyoumakeitthroughconcert.一多谢啦一感恩Thanks.-Thanks.怎么这不是咖啡Hey,whatthe.Thisisn'tcoffee.这是舒缓茶No,it'schamomiletea.最能助眠的一种茶Thesleepiestofallteas.阿天快把Rigby,getthe.票收好Tickets.他们把票被抢走了快去追Rigby,comeon.Theygotthetickets.Comeon.Letsgo.六月天FistPump.现在是要怎样办啦Nowwhatarewesupposedtodo?来我有好办法Comeon,Ihaveanidea.白♥痴♥回来帮我捡泡泡糖球Youmorons.Getbackhereandhelpmepickupmygumballs.处理掉他们门票还来Giveusthetickets.鸟哥和阿天MordecaiandRigby.真巧在这儿遇到你们Funnyseeingyouhere.用电锯咧别闹rAchainsaw?Areyouserious?拿电锯想干嘛啊Imean,what'supwiththechainsaw?咖啡Coffee!为什么不帮我们买♥♥票Whydidn'tyoubuyustickets?你乱讲什么啊Whatareyoutalkingabout?谁说要帮你们买♥♥票Weneversaidwe'dbuyyoutickets.我们签了合约Butwehadacontract.闭嘴啦Shutit.本来还觉得你们很酷Youknow,atfirstIthoughtyouwerecool.现在我们觉得你们逊到爆butnowIknowthatyou'rebothtotallosers.爹不疼娘不爱Everybodyhatesyou.我还发现了一件事AndIjustrealizedsomething.什么？一你的咖啡超难喝What?-Yourcoffeesucks.-鸟哥一老哥好Ssup,Mordecai?-Hey,dude.那是我们的位子Dude,theretheyare.我们来了六月天Wedidit.FistPump.FistPump.不知道志铃坐在第几排IwonderwhereMargaret'ssitting.超恶都是汗酸味Aw,sick.Itsallsweaty.我刚丢了潮TIjustthrewmyshirt.快点给我六月天摇卜去BringoutFistPump.Let'sdoit鸟哥Hey,Mordecai.志铃六月天Hey,Margaret.FistPump.鸟哥Mordecai,给你介绍我男友火爆哥youhavetomeetmyboyfriend,Slasher.火爆哥那是我朋友鸟哥Hey,Slasher,that,smyfriend,Mordecai.你该跟你朋友说别浪费时间听演唱会Youshouldtellyourfriendheshouldstoppumpin'itinthewind.赶快去练壮一点andstartpumpin,itatthegym.别那么讨人厌Don'tbesuchajerk.你死定了You'redead.气死人啦Thissucks.别理她啦天下何处无芳草Don'tworryabouther,you'llgetanotherchance.快醒醒啊他们要出场了Dude,wakeup.They'reabouttocomeout.等一下不能睡着Wait.Muststayawake.一定要看到史上最强天团Mustseebestbandofalltime.大家好我们是六月天Hello.WeareFistPump.1234One,two,three,four.谢谢观赏