Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公舞厅对不起格斯先生刚刚不小心的Sorry,Mr.Gus.Itwasanaccident.你还道什么歉啊叔公Whatdoyouhavetobesorryfor,UncleG?这边这位木头人Mr.Klutzoverhere不应该在我们的竞技场到处走shouldn'tbewanderingaroundinourarena.够了That'sit!又来了全让你们搞砸了Youdiditagain.Youruineverything!对不起格斯先生我们Sorry,Mr.Gus.We-今晚有外国权贵要过来Igotforeigndignitariescomingovertonight"重要人物importantpeople.而且重要人物的参观体验一定要优雅Andimportantpeopleexpectanelegantexperience.不能再这么闹下去Ican'thavethismonkeybusiness!不能Ican't!现在我要出去Now,Igottogoout给今晚买♥♥好补给品pickupsomesuppliesfortonight!我要让外国权贵大开眼界I'vegottoimpressthoseforeigndignitaries.舞厅一定要完美无瑕Theballroomhasgottobeperfect.听清楚你们脚不准踏进舞厅步1.istenclosely-donotsetfootintheballroom.要是进了舞厅Yousetfootinthatballroom下场就是这样andthisisyou!听见了没Yougotthat?!好听见了听见了Yeah.Wegotit,wegotit.别伤害我们Justdon'thurtus.这就照办Whateveryousay.要求就这些It,sallIask.最好来找点Ithinkwe'dbetterfind超级放松的事情做做叔公somethingsuperchilltodo,UncleG.真的一级棒叔公Yeah,that'srealnice,UncleG.就连格斯先生都一定会赞成的Youknow,IbetevenMr.Guswouldapprove.格斯先生在哪Mr.Gus?!Where?!不好了Oh,no!球进舞厅了Itwentrightintotheballroom!该怎么办披萨史蒂夫Whatarewegonnado,PizzaSteve?要是格斯先生看到球了IfMr.Gusseesthatball就肯定会怀疑我们进去过了he'sgonnathinkwesetfootinhere.他大概注意不到Maybehewon'tevennotice.说实话我自己都看不到Honestly,Ican'tevenseeitmyself.你怎久就看不到了Howcanyounotseeit?!就在你眼前It,srightinfrontofyourface!我还是看不到叔公Istilldon'tseeit,UncleG.等等在那Wait.Thereitis.叔公他一定看得出来UncleG,he'stotallygonnaseeit!该怎么办该怎么办Whatarewegonnado?!Whatarewegonnado?!好啦披萨史蒂夫There,there,PizzaSteve.一定要找到办法把球取出来We'vejustgottofindawaytogetthatball并且不踏进去一步withoutsettingfootinthere.我有个办法vegotanidea.他没说过我们手不能踏进舞厅Hedidn'tsayanythingabout"settinghand"intheballroom.好了叔公再往前走两手Okay,UncleG.It'stwohandsthataway.再往前再往前Alittlemore,alittlemore.行了Bingo!来这个先让你拿着Here.Holdthisforasec.快到爸爸这来Cometopapa.小心点叔公Careful,UncleG.小心1.ookout!抱歉Sorry.好了Allright.球到手了而且脚也没踏Wegottheball,andwedidn'toncesetfoo-不好了球跑走了Oh,no!Theball'sgettingaway!格斯先生一定看得出来Mr.Gusistotallygonnaseeit!要怎么到那边去Howarewegonnagetoverthere?!不知道不过往好的方面来看Idon'tknow,butonthebrightside我们脚还是没碰到地面ourfeetstillhaven'ttouchedthefloor.你脚咋做到不碰地面的披萨史蒂夫Howdidyourfeetnottouchthefloor,PizzaSteve?踩在碎东西上面兄弟Ridin'therubblebubble,bro.有了披萨史蒂夫That'sit,PizzaSteve.在这边Thereitis.比我想得还严重It,sworsethanIthought!卡在钢琴弦里了It,sjammedinthestrings!完蛋了We'redoomed!有我在就休想Notonmywatch.耗的时间太长了Thisistakingtoolong.不等等就快弄到了No,wait!malmostthere,bro!好了Therewego.不叔公让我来No,UncleG!Igotthis!不叔公让我来取球No,UncleG!Thisone'sallmine!抱歉披萨史蒂夫Sorry,PizzaSteve.球跑哪去了Where,dtheballgo?跑到窗帘上面去了It,sallthewayupinthosecurtains.而且还特别显眼Andjustlookathownoticeableitis.天啊Aw,man!必须想办法把球弄下来Wegottofindawaytogetthatballdown.叔公脚要小心点UncleG,yougottobecarefulwithyourfeet,man!啊对抱歉真是好险啊Oh,yeah,sorry.Thatwasacloseone.双脚千万不要碰到地面上1.et'sjustkeepthesebadboysawayfromthefloor.披萨史蒂夫有个好办法PizzaStevehasageniusidea!你看叔公Checkit,UncleG.有轮子Wheels,baby!太好了Awesome!去拿球了Ballwardho!我们来找你了大红球We'recomingforya,bigred!球就在那在上面So,theresheis,allthewayupthere.也许可以利用什么物品爬上去Perhapswecouldusesomesortofobjecttoclimbup.可是得用什么物品呢Butwhatcoulditbe?披萨史蒂夫你又成功了PizzaSteve,youdiditagain.可以用这个生锈管道Thisrustypipeisjustthething.那就太好了Aw,yeah,son!系好了吗Allstrappedin?好了Youknowit.你来拿球小老弟She'sallyours,littlebuddy.离太远了It'stoofar.好吧我尽力靠近点Okay.I'llseewhatIcando.好可以了简简单单Yeah,that'sit.Niceandeasy.就快了Almost.怎么一回事叔公Whatthehoo-hahappened,UncleG?我们好像弄坏了露营车的葡萄汁管道LookslikewebroketheR.V.'sgrapejuicepipe.没得选了披萨史蒂夫Wehavenochoice.PizzaSteve.必须跳进去追球Wehavetogoinafterher.在那Overthere!朝边上游过去了She'sheadedstraightfortheedge,bro!现在跑到房♥间另一边去了Nowit'sallthewayontheothersideoftheroom.而且在红玫瑰花束里还特别显眼Andit'stotallynoticeableinthatbouquetofredroses.好了叔公带我去拿球Allright,UncleG,getmetotheball!遵命Yes,sir.再Justa.靠近.littlebit.一点.closer!快啊披萨史蒂夫Hurry,PizzaSteve.撑不了太久的Sheain'tgonnaholdmuchlonger.再等一下Justalittlemore!该死Dang.还记得计划吗叔公Remembertheplan,UncleG?记得你开车带我们进去Yeah.Youdriveusin我用这把锯鲤锯掉吊灯Icutdownthechandelierwiththissawfish然后球就能到手了andwegettheball.不可能会出岔子Whatcouldgowrong?吊灯在那叔公There'sthechandelier.UncleG.就挂在那滩葡萄汁上面Hangingrightoverthatgra-a-peju-u-icesli-i-i-ck!我要失控了moutofcontrol!吊灯下面会合披萨史蒂夫Meetmeatthechandelier,PizzaSteve!没问题No.Problem!不不不不不不不不不No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!No!不要No!我为你的高速飞车深表遗憾Sorryaboutyourspeedcycle披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve.不过我们起码终于弄到球了Butatleastwefinallygottheball.感谢你打电♥话♥来找天才叔公ThankyouforcallingUncleGrandpa.我是天才叔公UncleGrandpaspeaking.格斯先生Mr.Gus?!冰淇淋天才叔公Hey,UncleGrandpa.我就快回来了Iwasonmywayhome而艮还刚好路过了冰淇淋店andIhappenedtopassbytheicecreamshop.我对先前吼了你们的事十分愧疚AndIjustfeelrealbadaboutyellingatyouguysearlier.现在想好好补偿一下你们AndIthoughtIcouldmakeituptoyou给你们两个买♥♥好吃的三大球甜筒bygettingyoutwosomedelicious,triple-scoopcones.意下如何Whatdoyousay?你人真好格斯先生That'sveryniceofyou,Mr.Gus不过说真的也没多大必要了but,really,thatwon,tbenecessary.好吧随你们便Okay.Suityourself.我差不多五分钟就能回来Ishouldbehomeinaboutfiveminutes那就等会儿再见了sollseeyouthen.他要什么Whatdidhewant?他五分钟就回来He'sgonnabebackinfiveminutes!要是没法及时把球弄出舞厅的话Ifwedon'tgetthatballoutofthisroombeforethen格斯先生就会看出来我们脚踏进去了Mr.Gusisgonnathinkwesetfootinhere你也知道后果是什么吧andyouknowwhatthatmeans.虽说球已经到手了So,eventhoughwehavetheball还是得从这里弄到门口去wegottogetitfromheretothedoor而且脚还不碰地withoutsettingfoot然后才会大功告成andthenwe'rehomefree.必须加快速度老兄Wemustactfast,bro!有办法了披萨史蒂夫That'sit,PizzaSteve-胡须套索,mustachelasso."来把球弄出去吧Nowlet'sgetthisballoutofhere.快点披萨史蒂夫Hurryup,PizzaSteve.我已经尽力在快了mgoingasfastasIcan.等一下Waitasecond.我有个更好的计划vegotabetterplan.辣香肠滑索Pepperonizipline.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve!披萨史蒂夫你没事吧PizzaSteve,areyouokay?我没事快去门口Yeah,mfine.Justgettothatdoor.快他已经到门口了Hurry!He'satthedoor!该死我把钥匙放哪去了Darnit.Now,wheredidIputthatkey?快啊快啊快啊Comeon!Comeon!Comeon!叔公门口UncleG,thedoor!救一下Dosomething!被球救了一命Savedbytheball.快带着球赶紧出去吧1.et'sgetthisballoutofhere.我的天啊Holyguacamole!这公确凿的证据忘处理了Wejustletbehindirrefutableevidence这下进舞厅的事要被看出来了thatwesetfootinthisballroom.你你你在说什么话披萨史蒂夫Wh-wh-wh-whatareyoutalkingabout,PizzaSteve?格斯先生随时都有可能冲进来Mr.Gusisabouttoburstthroughthedooranysecondnow.你在这啊鬼鬼祟祟小钥匙Thereyouare,yousneaky,littlekey.完蛋了快看Comeon,man!Justlookatit!一根胡子Mustachehair!叔公我们还是进了舞厅UncleG,Wejustsetfootintheballroom.我知道Iknow.你们在里面干什么啊Whatareyouguysdoinginthere?对不起格斯先生We'resorry,Mr.Gus.我们不是故意的Wereallydidn'tmeanto.全都是因为球弹进去了It'sjust,theballbouncedin然后我们就想把球弄出来andwetriedtogetit并且还要照你交代脚不踏进去withoutsettingfoot'causeyoutoldusnotto.说实话我们已经尽力不踏进去了Honest,weweretryingnottosetfoot.求你千万别灭了我们Pleasedon'tkillus.我说的不是那间舞厅Iwasn'ttalkingaboutthatballroom.我说的是那间舞厅Iwastalkingaboutthatballroom.可可什么Buh-buh,wh-wh-what?等等那舞厅里的是什么Wait.What'sinthatballroom?球房♥当然是球池了Aballpit,ofcourse.派对我刚在给今晚的派对另外多买♥♥一点球AndIwaspickingupsomeextraballsforthepartytonight.办舞会开心玩你好酷什久时候装的Whendidwehavethisinstalled?不好意思先生们我客人一定来了Excuseme,gentlemen.Thosemustbemyguests.这边请各位先生女士Rightthisway,sirsandmadams.祝你们两位晚安Youtwohaveagoodnight.不介意我借用一下吧Doyoumindif1borrowthat?谢谢先生Thankyou,sirs.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.