Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公太空怪客船长日志今天是3021年的第42天Captain'slog-it,sday42oftheyear3021永恒坚持号♥andtheS.S.Perpetualpersistence依然在穿越太空continuestohurdlethroughspace.作为飞船的船长必须保持强劲态势Asleaderofthisship,Imustremainstrong.别假装自己是船长了Quitpretendingyou,rethecaptain专心完成你手边的任务andstartfocusingonthemissionathand.只要我的座椅Aslongasmychair还在这辆露营飞船的正前方isfrontandcenterofthisrecreationalspacevehicle我就船长这项任务llbeCaptaineeringthismission.“船长”这个词不是这么用的"Captaineering"isn'tarealword.而且你肯定也不记得我们有什么任务AndI'llbetyoudon'tevenrememberwhatourmissionis.你说得对我不记得You'reright.Idon't.不过叔公三千主板就是用来看任务的Butthat'swhattheug3000motherboardisfor.对吧叔公三千Ain'tthatright,ug3k?对Yeah.也许你可以再来刷新一下Perhapsyoucanrefresh二等兵格斯对于我们任务的记忆privateGus'memoryaboutwhatourmissionisagain.没问题Noproblemo.我们要前往燃烧星球We'reheadedtowardplanetcombustion收集有生命的物种tocollectspecimensoflife以免星球的核心beforetheplanet'snuclearcore发生核策变并爆♥炸♥hasafusionreactionandexplodes将其轨道上的一切化作尘埃renderingeverythinginitsorbitasspacedust.尘埃Spacedust?!离星球爆♥炸♥还剩多长时间Howlongdowehavetilltheplanetblows?这座星球不稳定随时会爆&hearts或乍♥It'sanunstableplanetthatcanblowatanyminute务必快速行动soyougottobequick.完蛋都听到了吧二等兵格斯Yikes.Youcatchallthat,privateGus?身为你船长我命令你着陆Asyourcaptain,Iorderyoutolandthisship.好不过我着陆的原因不是你命令我Fine,butnot'causeyouorderedme.而是只有我Butbecausemtheonlyone才搬得动太空巨锚whocancarrythespaceanchor.我搬得动太空巨锚Icouldcarrythespaceanchor可是身为船长我得执行任务butascaptain,Igottocarrythemission.快上传送器Nowstepintotheteleporter让我把你传送到星球上面soIcanbeamyoudowntotheplanet.好不过我上去的原因不是你当船长Fine,butnot'causeyou'rethecaptain而是只有我才有资格完成butbecausemtheonlyonequaliedtocompletethe"对对对Yeah,yeah,yeah.披萨史蒂夫Hey,PizzaSteve!你忘了把我衣服传送过来了Youforgottobeamdownmyuniform.你忘了什么了Whatareyouforgetting?你忘了把我衣服传送过来了Youforgottobeamdownmyuniform披萨史蒂夫船长CaptainPizzaSteve.这样才像话That'smorelikeit.披萨史蒂夫船长你确定CaptainPizzaSteve,areyousure他不需要搭档来协助他hedoesn'tneedapartnertoassisthim在危险的外星球上完成任务吗onsuchadangerousforeignplanet?你说得在理Iguessyougotapoint.下去吧你Downyougo.你怎么看So,whatdoyousay?去找点生命体吧1.et'sgolookforsomelifeforms.这计划听着像模像样Soundslikeaplantome.这座星球貌似没多少生命体Doesn'tseemtobemuchlifeonthisplanet.那一定是我一整天看过最怪的东西了Thathasgottobetheweirdestthingveseenallday.我什么都找不到Ican'tseemtofindanything.你也许可以扫描生命体Maybeyoucanscanforlifeforms.那边有东西There'ssomethingoverthere!感觉不太好Idon'tknow.那东西样子有点危险Thatthinglookskindofdangerous.那边那个东西呢Howaboutthatoneoverthere?可以这样还差不多Oh,yeah.That'smorelikeit.根据我的文件这东西叫别看草Accordingtomyfiles,it'scalledadontpeekieplant.你觉得它为什么会叫这个名字Whydoyousupposeit'scalledthat?还是看一下吧Well,maybejustonelittlepeek.里面没什么好看的There'snothinginheretowritehomeabout.快放开我Getmeoutofhere!放开1.etgo!谁把灯关了Whoturnedoutthelights?什么Whatthe?真想不到Whatdoyouknow-挂这里好像还不错thatdoesn'tlookhalfbaddownthere.永恒坚持号♥快带我离开S.s.p.p.,getmeoutofherepronto!什么东西Whatisthat?!这一定是任务要求要找的生命体Ibelievethisisthelifeformthemissionrequested.不对我是说你干嘛No,Imeanwhat'stheidea穿搭非得红配绿ofwearingthatcolorredwiththatcolorgreen.俗气Tacky!来我帮你脱掉Here,letmehelpyougetitoff.快回来Comebackhere!你试过拉链了没Haveyoutriedthezipper?我不知道那是不是Idon'tknowifthat'sa-不管它是什么它好像呛着了Whateveritis,itseemstobechoking.它好可爱He'sadorable.好吧挺恶心Okay,that'sdisgusting.它要跑了It'sgettingaway.它走不过那扇门的Itcan'tgetthroughthedoor.那东西抢走了我的幸运护身符Thatthingtookmyluckyrabbit'sfoot!不是更该担心飞船的钥匙吗Don'tyoumeanthekeytotheship?我们得用那把钥匙Thekeythatweneed逃离这座就快爆♥炸♥的星球togetawayfromthisplanetthat'sabouttoexplode.对对那个也得担心Yeah,yeah,thattoo.这是哪WhereamI?我只记得ThelastthingIremember我自个在偷看钥匙孔Iwasmindingmyownbusinesspeekinginkeyholes突然间一切都变黑了whenallofasudden,everythingwentblack.然后我醒来就被系在你宽大的腰上了ThenIwokeuptiedaroundyouramplewaist.提醒你一下Foryourinformation你现在在永恒坚持号♥上you'reontheS.S.Perpetualpersistence.没错Yeah而且你把外星人咳得我船上到处都是andyou'vebeencoughingupaliensallovermyship.时间不多了Wedon'thavemuchtimeleft.必须马卜.夺回钥匙Weneedtogetthatkeypronto!看外星人留下了一大滩彩虹色踪迹1.ook.Thealienleftatrailofrainbowcoloredgoo.快跟上去灭了那个鼻屎1.et'sfollowitandsquashthatlittlebooger.你先请Afteryou.快看它在热狗储物柜里1.ook,it'sinthehotdogreserveslocker.热狗那个小坏蛋把热狗全吃了Thatlittlecreepateallthehotdogs!热狗现在还叫我们怎么Nowhowarewesupposed补充每日必须的硝酸盐和虫子器官togetourvitaldailynitratesandessentialbugparts?还有更严重的事情It,sevenworsethanthat.它把橙子汽水都喝光了Italsodrankalloftheorangesoda.大坏蛋Thefiend.我没看到你站在那Ididn'tseeyoustandingthere.你该不会刚好Youdidn'thappento看到有只小小的外星人跑过去了吧seeatiny,littlealienrunningaroundhere,didyou?那个应该就是外星人Ithinkthatisthealien.那样的话Inthatcase-快看钥匙在它尾巴上1.ook.Thekeysareonitstail.它智力好像不是很高Notexactlythebrightestbulbinthebox.倒霉透了Well,thatstinks.这下还怎么把钥匙抢【可来Nowhowarewegonnagetthatkeyback?我们完蛋了全都没了Oh,no,we,redoomed!Allislost!她要去哪Where'sshegoing?逃生舱老虎先别走Tiger,wait!我们能塞得进去There'sroomforallofusinthere.该死我怎么就没想到Dangit!Whydidn'tIthinkofthat?现在真就只能抢回钥匙了Nowwedefinitelyhavetogetthatkeyback.我们需要计划Weneedaplan.我们都是智慧高超的太空探索者We'reallhighlyintelligentspaceexplorers.应该可以想到办法Weshouldbeabletothinkofsomething.救命叔公三千Helpus,ug3000!好耶我编程出来就要来应对这个Yippee!That'swhatIwasprogrammedfor.叔公星人就在外面某个地方Thatuglienisouttheresomewhere.得把它引诱过来抓住他抢到钥匙Weneedtolureittous,grabit,grabthekey气闸舱然后再把那怪物扔进气闸舱里thenthrowthatmonsterintheairlock把它发射到太空andblastitintospace.然后我们就把飞船开走Thenweneedtogetthemother-lovingfleebusoutofhere刚好赶在星球爆♥炸♥前几秒跑路justsecondsbeforetheplanetexplodes.怎么个引诱法Howarewegonnalureit?它已经把热狗全吃光了Italreadyateallthehotdogs.飞船上一点吃的都不剩了There'snofoodleftontheship.还剩F一样吃的Thereisonepieceoffoodleft.天啊Oh,man.油腻还真不容易Itain'teasybeinggreasy.格斯先生你可以穿上罐装机器服AndMr.Gus,youcanweartheship'srobo-suitinacan.罐装机器服我怎么穿得上去AndhowamIsupposedtofitinthere?按下肚子上的按钮Pushthatbuttononitsbelly.不好意思借过一下Excuseme.Pardonme.船长史蒂夫鲜美又诱人CaptainSteve,freshandsoveryirresistible.我出发了祝我好运HereIgo.Wishmeluck.好吧它就在门外Okay,it'srightoutsidethedoor!好格斯先生我拿到钥匙了Yes!Mr.Gus,Igotthekey!弹出干得好格斯先生拿到钥匙了Goodjob,Mr.Gus.Wegotthekeys!快放我出来1.etmeoutofhere!开门啊Openthedoor!他好伟大Hownobleofhim-牺牲自己舍己为人sacrificinghimselfsowecanlive.不对快开这扇门No!Openthisdoor!听见他说的话了吧打开外面的门Youheardtheman.Opentheouterdoor.遵命船长Aye-aye,captain.快升起船锚Quick,hoisttheanchor!该死为什么插不进去Darnit!Whywon'titfit?我真傻Sillyme.不是这把钥匙是这把才对Wrongkey.It'sthisone.这样才叫像话Nowthat'swhatmtalkingabout.快啊快啊快啊Comeon,comeon,comeon.加油试试看Trypumpingthegas.来我试试Here,letmetry.别碰我才是船长Handsoff!mthecaptain.我亲自来I'lldoit.好耶Yeah!我们活下来了We'realive!天啊真高兴我能逃出生天Man,mgladIgotoutoftherewhenIdid.猫粮Catfood.好看Impressive.下午好体育迷Goodafternoon,sportsfans.今天的美式足球赛必定闻所未闻Today,sfootballgamepromisestobeoneforthebooks喇叭队将对决螺栓队asthehornstakeonthebolts这是本赛季最受期待的赛事inthemostanticipatedgameoftheseason.本赛季仅一局赛事值得观看那就是There'sonlyonegametowatchthisfootballseason,it's-科学怪人我有个点子Hey,Frankenstein,Ihaveanidea.别看电视上面播的无聊球赛rInsteadofwatchingsomeboringfootballgameonTV我们直接在露营车上打无聊球赛吧howaboutweplaysomeboringfootballgamerighthereintheRV?有谁提到美式足球了吗Didsomebodysayfootball?有Yes.我这片披萨也要打Well,countthisslicein.我也要打美式足球mgameforsomefootball,too.我以前参加过青少年联赛Iusedtobeallvalleybackinmyday.好Allright!那现在就缺足球了Well,wejustneedafootball,then.我手上就有一个了Yeah,Igotonerighthere.那玩意一点都不像足球格斯先生Thatlooksnothinglikeafootball,Mr.Gus.科学怪人介意我们借用一下这个吗Hey,Frankie,youmindifweborrowthis?哒哒Ta-da!我们的足球Ourfootball.这位怪物应该是想说Ithinkwhatmonsterguyhereistryingtosay足球上面通常都会有花边isthatfootballsusuallyhavelacesonthem.你说得对披萨史蒂夫You'reright,PizzaSteve.好了Therewego.现在这样才叫像话Nowthat'swhatmtalkingabout!我来当绿大个队的四分卫llbethequarterbackforteambigandgreen.那我就拉上小奇迹Thenlltaketinymiracle.怎么回事What'sgoingon?还有巨型写实风飞行老虎.andgiantrealisticflyingtiger.我们要组成彩虹能量队Andwe'llbeteamrainbowpower.好那端区在哪Allright.So,wherearetheendzones?不知道不过我知道达阵区在哪Idon'tknow,butIknowwherethetouchdownareasare.你们要把球送到那边去Youguystrytogettheballthroughthisend我们要把球送到这边去andwe'lltrytogettheballthroughthisend.真正的问题在于Therealquestionis我们为什么要打这局比赛whatareweplayingforhere?要不然赢得那队可以获得Howaboutthewinnergets科学怪人做的这一超级腕玉米片thesuperbowlofnachosFrankensteinmade?超级碗Superbowl!我喜欢Ilikeit.我提议的那就我先上We,llgofirstsinceIcalledit.其实可以直接抛硬币来决定谁先Actually,there'sgenerallyacointosstodeterminewho-听好我不知道你怎么想Listen,Idon'tknowaboutyou但是我一定想赢得那个超级碗butIwanttowinthatsuperbowl.现在来让披萨史蒂夫给你展示怎么做吧Now,letPizzaSteveshowyouhowit'sdone.跑了Hike!好耶各位Oh,yes,folks!披萨史蒂夫一路带球向前跑PizzaSteveistakingitalltheway.势不可挡的力量无法阻挡Youcan'tstoptheunstoppable!抢得好小妹我帮你搞定Nicesteal,girl.Igotyoucovered.怎么Whatthe?拦截完成Interceptioncomplete.路向前跑小奇迹Takeitalltheway,tinymiracle!越过我再说Overmygreasybody!我就快要赢了mgoingtodoit.看来我们靠弃权获胜rGuesswewinbyforfeit.我去领我的玉米片碗了mgonnagoclaimmynachobowl.你别担心科学怪人Don'tworryaboutit,Frankie.露营车足球赛可能确实完了Thatmaybetheendofrvfootball但我知道还能干什么butIknowwhatwecando.我们可以玩手球Wecanplayhandball!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.