Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公飞行恐惧症早安早安早安Goodmorning,goodmorning,goodmorning.早安早安早安Goodmorning,goodmorning,goodmorning.早安早安早安Goodmorning,goodmorning,goodmorning.早安早安Goodmorning,goodmorning.早安早安早安Goodmorning,goodmorning,goodmorning.早安早安Goodmorning,goodmorning.早安早安早安Goodmorning,goodmorning,goodmorning.醒醒天才叔公Wakeup,UncleGrandpa!有个孩子需要你帮忙地址就在There'sachildwhoneedsyourhelpin.阿根廷Argentina!天啊我好爱那个国家Oh,boy!1lovethatparticularcountry!阿根廷我来了Argentina,hereIcome!与此同时在阿根廷直升机天啊蒂亚戈等下就到我们了Oh,boy,Thiago!Wearenext!这倒是Wesureare.我的老天我等不及要飞高高Man,oh,man,Icannotwaittoflywayuphigh翱翔在数百米soaringhundreds-可能也到不了数千米的高空ifnotthousands-ofmeters飞越尖锐岩石aboveallthejaggedrocks还有不少可以把人划伤的树枝andmanyflesh-rippingtreebranches纵览那些我们深爱的阿根廷地标thatmakeupourbelovedArgentineanlandscape.你看上面写着1.ook,itsayshere直升机的地板是玻璃制的thehelicoptershaveglassbottoms可以提供最佳观赏体验formaximumviewing.感觉有点可怕Man,that'skindofcreepy.才一块薄薄的玻璃Justathinsheetofglass就把你和万丈深渊相隔betweenyouandoneheckofadrop.啪嗒Splatter!知道吗班尼西奥Youknowwhat,Benicio?我刚发现自己有件要事Ijustdiscoveredsomethingcrucialaboutmyself我还不想死Idon'twanttodie!我不要上去那个东西There'snowaymgoingupinoneofthosethings!你在说什么疯话我的朋友Whatareyousaying,myfriend?我有飞行恐惧症mafraidofflying!说实话我得亲近大地才行Infact,Ineedtostayasclosetotheearthaspossible!给我的票你收下吧Here.Youcanhavemyticket,too.我很不想抛下你上机Man,Ihatetogowithoutyou.不过我已经等不及了ButIcan'twaittogetupthere!再见了蒂亚戈Solong,Thiago!你绝对不知道你会错过什么Youdon'tknowwhatyou'remissing!从现在起我只能待在地面安安全全Iguesslljuststaydownhereontheground,whereit'ssafe,fromnowon.有蜘蛛Aspider!还是中间的地方最好Maybesomewhereinthemiddleisbest.不好意思请问阿根廷怎么走Excuseme,butcouldyoudirectmetoArgentina?就在这边吗谢谢It'srightdownthere,huh?Thankyou!好乱啊Whatamess!天才叔公Tioabuelo?!没错天才叔公That'sright-UncleGrandpa!早安我的天啊Buenosdias!Man,oh,boy!真高兴我没在那车上msuregladIwasn'tinthat刚刚它从高处重重摔了下来whenitfellfromsuchagreatheight.真在上面早就摔成渣渣了Iwould'vebeenpulverizedtopieces!那你有什么问题呢蒂亚戈So,what'syourparticularproblem,Thiago?我本来要Iwassupposedto跟我朋友班尼西奥坐直升机观光goonahelicoptertourwithmyfriend,Benicio结果我有飞行恐惧症butitturnsoutthatmafraidtofly.你别怕蒂亚戈Don'tworry,Thiago.我刚好有办法可以解决你的难题vegotthesolutiontoyourproblemrighthere.魔法书来看看飞行恐惧症飞行恐惧症1.et'sseenow-afraidtofly,afraidtofly.行了Thereyougo.我变苍蝇rmafly!飞行为什么要把我变苍蝇天才叔公Whydidyouturnmeintoafly,UndeGrandpa?!因为克服恐惧的最佳办法Becausethebestwaytoovercomeyourfear就是成为恐惧istobecomeyourfear.可我单纯只是不想害怕坐直升机ButIjustdon'twanttobescaredofridingahelicopter.才不想要变苍蝇Idon'twanttobeafly.所以说你想变成直升机吗Soyou'resayingyouwanttobeahelicopter?不对就不能把我变回小孩子吗No!Can'tyoujustturnmebackintoakid?啊对这我可以先在这等会儿Oh,yeaIcandothatWaithereasec.什么东西味道好香Somethingsmellskindofgood.肯定是餐车什么的Mustbeafoodtruckorsomething.弗洛斯垃圾公♥司♥叔公的事实书S卜.捕蝇器飞蝇钓押“飞”韵1.et'ssee,flytrap,flyfishing,flyrhymes.找到了苍蝇逆变Herewego-flyreversal.天才叔公UncleGrandpa?小心从车上飞下来蒂亚戈Justflyoutofthetruck,Thiago,niceandeasy!感觉不好I-Idon'tknow.不行我不想摔下去Ican't!Idon'twanttofall!那还是等司机停稳再说吧Well,thenwaituntilthedrivercomestoacompletestop!汤厅不好意思服务生有只Excuseme,waiter.Butthere'sa-不行汤里进苍蝇这种话术太老套了No!It'stooclichetosaythere'saflyinyoursoup!他说得对我讨厌老套He,sright.Ihatecliches.救命Helpme!会说话的苍蝇Atalkingfly!有看过苍蝇飞过附近吗Haveyouseenaflybuzzingaroundhere?往那边飞走了Hewentthatway.谢谢Thanks.我这是在哪WhereamI?不好Oh,no!蒂亚戈必须扇动翔膀飞起来Thiago!Yougottoflapthosewingsandfly才能躲开那群踢球的togetawayfromthosesoccerplayers!我们国家都管这运动叫“足球”Thesportisactuallycalled,footbal,inourcountry.你们国家管那个三明治叫什么Whatisthatsandwichthingcalledinyourcountry?其实是叫做“肉馅卷饼”lt,sactuallycalledan"empanada"inourcount-谢谢Thanks!好来碰碰运气Okay,heregoesnothing.我好像掌握要领了Ithinkmgettingthis!一定要再飞高点Yougottogohigher,dude!不好吧Idon'tknow.感觉太高Thisfeelsprettyhighto-好酷比赛用球Cool!Agameball!上面有只恶心的大苍蝇There'sabig,grossflyonit!天啊Aw,man!幸好体育场在办免费苍蝇拍之夜Goodthingit's'Treeswatternight"atthestadium!快飞蒂亚戈Fly,Thiago!啊对Oh,right!我上大荧幕了monthejumbotron!免费苍蝇拍之夜嗨老妈Hi,mom!摄像机在哪Where'sthecamera?好耶拍到了Yes!Gothim!杀虫剂博览会开心果Pistachio!肉馅卷饼总共678块钱Thatwillbeatotalof$678fortheempanadas.对不起我不会讲西班牙语Sorry,Idon'tspeakSpanish.我活下来了malive!我活下来了malive!这边有可以杀的苍蝇Here'saflywecankill!不等下我不是No,wait!mnota-蒂亚戈来这边Thiago,overhere!出口该死我好像看到蚂蚁了Darn!Hey,IthinkIseeanant.这个国家非常讨厌虫子Man,thiscountryreallyhatesbugs.天才叔公看这边UncleGrandpa,overhere!我发现这家很酷的绿植店Ifoundthiscoolplantshop捕蝇草异国绿植你可以在这里把我变回来whereit'ssafeforyoutoturnmeback!谁知道变苍蝇会这么可怕Whoknewbeingaflywassoterrifying?!蒂亚戈Thiago!快放了蒂亚戈YouletgoofThiago!他心地善良连苍蝇都不打Hewouldn,thurtafly!有只多汁的大苍蝇可以给我做收藏There'sabigoldjuicyflyformycollection!不好Oh,no!快飞蒂亚戈Yougottofly,Thiago!飞越高越好不然会被卡车撞Flyashighasyoucanorelseyou'retruckmeat!好天才叔公马上飞Okay,UncleGrandpa!Hereitgoes!我做到了真是太神了mdoingit!Thisisamazing!好吧下次再撞Oh,well.Get'emnexttime.什么Whatthe.看他飞得1.ookathimgo!飞行感觉真棒天才叔公Flyingfeelsawesome.UncleGrandpa!我真为你自豪蒂亚戈mproudofyou,Thiago.如果你觉得可以的话Say,ifit'sallrightwithyou我再飞几圈然后你再把我变回去maybeIcanflyaroundsomemorebeforeyouchangemeback?我没意见mcoolwiththat.带你去个没人拍你喷你的地方I'lltakeyoutoaspotwherethere'snobodytoswatorsprayyou.我们到了HereWego!这边大概可以让苍蝇平平安安Outhereisaboutassafeasitcangetforafly.酷Cool!得小心一件事Youjusthavetobecarefulofonething.天才叔公的事实书我这本事实与魔咒书上写Itsayshereinmybookoffactsandspells蜘蛛常会在树上高高地织起大网that"spiderswilloftenbuildgiantwebshighupinthetrees.借此捕猎毫无戒心Thisallowsthemtopreyonunsuspecting过度自信的昆虫overconfidentinsects别人念重要事情都不听的那种whodon'tlistenwhensomeone'sreadingsomethingimportant"你在听吗蒂亚戈蒂亚戈Youlistening,Thiago?Thiago?我是飞行大&hearts师♥Iamthemasterflyer!什么东西都阻止不了我这苍蝇Nothingcanstopthisfly!蒂亚戈要小心蜘蛛Thiago!Yougottolookoutforspiders!你过度自信了You'retooconfident!天才叔公在喊什么WhatisUncleGrandpayellingabout?别急天才叔公Relax,UncleGrandpa!我已经很会飞了Ihavegotthisflyingthingdown!没事的Noproblema!怎么回事What'sgoingon?!我被粘住了mstuck!救命救命Help!Help!天才叔公救命UncleGrandpa,help!撑住这就把你变回来Hangon!mgonnachangeyouback!等等太高了我不想掉下去Wait!mtoohighup!Idon'twanttofall!我多想了下你现在就把我变回来吧Onsecondthought,youcanchangemebacknow!好来看看Okay,let'sseehere.这就变Herewego!天才叔公UncleGrandpa!蒂亚戈Thiago!你在这啊来抓住我的手Thereyouare.Here,grabmyhand.安全了Safe!谢谢你救了我天才叔公Thanksforsavingme,UncleGrandpa!随时效劳Anytime!真高兴我能帮你克服飞行恐惧症mgladIcouldhelpyouovercomeyourfearofflying.是啊你确实帮上忙了Yeah,Iguessyoudid.经历这么多坐直升机的事Afterallthat,flyingonthathelicopter就显得一点都不可怕了doesn,tseemsoscaryatall!去看看你朋友班尼西奥Well,let,sgoseeifyourpal,Benicio还有没有你的票stillhasyourticket!飞行真的超级棒Flyingisinsanelyawesome!蒂亚戈Hey,Thiago!你还怕坐直升机吗Youstillafraidtoridethehelicopter?其实天才叔公帮我克服了恐惧Actually,UncleGrandpahelpedmeovercomemyfear.如果我的票还在你手上Soifyoustillhavemyticket我就要去上机了mreadytoridethatcopter!酷票给你Cool.Hereyougo.真棒谢谢Sweet.Thanks!再次谢谢你天才叔公Thanksagain,UncleGrandpa!都是举手之劳Allinaday,swork.刚刚飞得我都有点饿了Say,allthatflyingmademekindofhungry.要去吃东西吗Youwanttogetabitetoeat?带我吃肉馅卷饼Youhadmeat"empanadas."对我恨飞行Yep.1hateflying.钓到一个Igotone!早安Goodmornin'!妈啊Mamacass!好帅一个三明治Thatisonehandsomesandwich.邮筒好了就先把你放这边Herewego.I'lljustsetyourighthere.下面的小心了1.ookoutbelow!礼仪要求That'smanners.不好了三明治Oh,no!Sandwich!不回来No!Comeback!一扇门Adoor!第戎酱Dijonnaise.邮件天啊Oh,my.等一下邮递员先生Waitaminute,Mr.Postman!还给我Givemethat!这不是吃的是邮件It'snotfood,it'smail.快看啊Willyalookatthat?六周后时间过得真快Howtimeflies.不知道是谁来了Iwonderwhothatcouldbe.你好Hello?你的邮件Yourmail.肚包是我寄给你的三明治Hey,BellyBag!It,sthatsandwichIsentyou.还是不用rNo,thanks!退还给寄件人Returntosender.脚早安Goodmornin'!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.