Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公复活节叔公玉米片你接不接Areyougonnagetthat?接什么Getwhat?电♥话♥Thephone.我现在有点没空malittlebusyrightnow.喂Hello?好等下Yep.Hangon.找你的It,sforyou.电♥话♥Thephone.喂Hello?天才叔公Hey,UncleGrandpa.我是你老朋友复活节兔子It'syouroldpaltheeasterbunny.怎么了What,sgoingon?有线电视公♥司♥实在是烦死我了mhavingproblemswiththecablecompany.复活节兔子快被那边整疯了They'redrivingtheeasterbunnycrazyoverhere!我很不想评价那群人Don'tevengetmestartedonthoseguys.好不容易等了七个多月过后Afterbeingonawaitinglistforoversevenmonths那边终于打来电♥话♥安排好预约theyfinallycallandscheduleanappointment过来修好复活节兔子的电视tofixtheeasterbunny'scable.猜猜那边要什么时候过来Nowguesswhatdaytheypickedtocomeby.哪天Whichone?复活节那天的周天EasterSunday!我的天啊Geez,Louise!再讲个意外结局Andhere'sthekicker-那边最多只会出来八个小时theygivethemselvesaneight-hourwindowtoshowup!偏要复活节来Oneaster!居然这样Unbelievable.复活节兔子还怎么让复活节办起来How'stheeasterbunnysupposedtomakeeasterhappen还得整天困家里等修电视的过来ifhe,sstuckathomealldaywaitingforthatcableguy?不知道Idon'tknow.跟你说吧I'lltellyou.复活节兔子要想再撑过去一个星期There'snowaytheeasterbunnyisgonnamakeitthroughanotherweek就必须要看高级体育频道withoutpremiumsportschannels.天才叔公我需要请你帮帮我UncleGrandpa,Ineedtoaskyouabigfavor.你明天早上能帮我顶一下吗Willyoufillinformetomorrowmorning?好Okay.天才叔公你真是个救命恩人UncleGrandpa,you'realifesaver!不然你今晚就来吧Whydon'tyouswingbytonight?我来帮你准备好Andllgetyouallsetup.好感觉不错'Kay,soundsgood!再次感谢你帮我忙天才叔公Thanksagainfordoingthisforme.UncleGrandpa.复活节兔子欠你一个人情Theeasterbunnyowesyouone.来吃个巧克力小兔吧Here,haveachocolatebunny,111射谢Thanks!好了给你看看这边的货Allright,letmeshowyouallthegoods.拖车里装了一千箱的彩蛋Thetrailerispackedwith1,000eastereggcrates就比如说这一箱justlikethisone.每个彩蛋里都有一只巧克力小兔Eachoneoftheseeggshasachocolatebunnyinside.全球小朋友快乐过节的事说差不多了Now,we'retalkingenougheasterfunforeveryboyandgirlonthisentireplanet.我用了11个月才做完这堆彩蛋Ittookme11monthstomakeallthisstuff.就问你信不信Canyoubelieveit?总之你应该轻轻松松就能全送出去Anyway,deliveringitallshouldbeeasyforyou毕竟你知道onaccountofyouknowing全世界小朋友都住在哪里whereallthechildrenoftheworldlive.这份工作唯一的缺点就是得早起Theonlybadthingaboutthisjobisgettingupearly.务必四点钟起来快速行动Yougottobeupby4:00tomakegoodtime.听我说对我放心好了1.isten,don,tworryaboutme.复活节全在我掌控之下llhaveeasterundercontrol.天才叔公你最棒了UncleGrandpa,you'rethetops!准备好出发了吗Y'allreadytoroll?对好了Oh,yeah.Totally.让我来看看Now,let,ssee,here.瑞典中国埃及美国墨西哥法国第一站瑞典Firststop,Sweden!瑞典释放拖车你把拖车给放了Youjustreleasedthetrailer.等等什么Wait,what?!释放拖车必须赶快追上那辆拖车Wegottocatchthattrailerquick!现在该怎么办Whatarewegonnadonow?等拖车再冒出来Waitforthetrailertopopbackup.看吧没事See?We'restillgood.现在有事了Notanymore.那就来实行B计划格斯先生Well,then,it'stimeforplan,b'Mr.Gus.B计划是什么What'splan"b?上太空Space.太空太空上太空Space,space,gotospace太空是个好地方Space,space,spaceisagood,goodplace太空太空太空太空太空太空太空Space,space-space,space,space,space,spaaace我们这是要去哪兄弟们Whereweheading,bros?太空Space.太棒了Sa-weet!新鲜太空空气最好闯了Nothinglikefreshspaceair.这边走Thisway.能不能跟我们说说Areyougonnatellus干嘛要来银河系一个外星球闻来闻去whatwe,redoingsniffingaroundonaforeignplanetinthemiddleofthegalaxy?各位欢迎来到彩蛋星球Boys,welcometotheeastereggplanet.我的天啊Oh,mygoodness!放眼望去只有又大又漂亮的彩蛋Nothingbutbig,beautifuleastereggsasfarastheeyecansee.已经上好色了可以用Alreadycoloredandgoodtogo.非常好天才叔公mimpressed,UncleGrandpa.不过我猫猜看Butletmeguess-一旦送出这些彩蛋oncewedeliverthesethings马上彩蛋就会孵出可怕的外星小怪物they'regonnahatchcreepyalienmonsterbabies然后怪物会统治地球thatwilltakeovertheearth消灭全人类anddestroyallofhumanity.格斯先生你侮辱到我了,Mr.Gus,Iaminsulted.我绝对不会Iwouldnever,ever拿外星怪物恐吓全世界的孩子们terrorizethechildrenoftheworldwithalienmonsters.看吧里面就只有只巧克力兔子See?Nothingbutacandybunnyinside.拿去来一口Goahead.Takeabite.还挺好吃Prettygood.这可是高级太空巧克力格斯先生Premiumspacechocolate,Mr.Gus.全银河系最强Onlythebestintheentiregalaxy.好了各位Allright,boys.要来集齐六十亿个彩蛋Wegottocollect6billionoftheseeggs全都要放进那边那个既巨大andputthemallinthatgiant又刚好离我们特别近的彩蛋篮子里conveniently-placedeasterbasketoverthere.马上开始收集吧Sowebettergetstarted.One.Two.Three.One.Two.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!我来帮忙好了MaybeIcanhelp!可以Okay.不过要记住一次只能拿一个But,remember,pickthemuponeatatimeand-这么拿也行Well,that'sonewaytodoit.虽说遇到了点小插曲Well,wehadafewhiccups不过复活节又能照常进行了buteasterisbackonschedule.完了太空堵车Oh,no!Spacetraffic!可能会堵个一整天Wecouldbestuckhereallday!一点都不好Notgood.更何况我们只剩两三小时Especiallyconsideringweonlygotafewhoursleft把彩蛋全送出去todelivertheeggs.你说得对You'reright.我们得抄近道We'regonnaneedtotakealittleshortcut.放射突变带等等Wait!你疯吗Areyoucrazy?!那是放射突变带That'stheradiationmutationbelt全宇宙最危险的道路themostdangerousroadintheuniverse!没错Yeah可那也是回地球最快的路格斯先生butit'salsothequickestwaybacktoearth,Mr.Gus.小心放射突变带你知不知道Doyouknow有多少人是因为开过那里而丧生的howmanypeoplehavebeenkilleddrivingthroughthatthing?你在说什么鬼话Whatareyoutalkingabout?那条路我开了好几百万次了vedriventhroughitmillionsoftimes.况且我也没出事Andthere'snothingwrongwithme.更何况不抄近道的话Besides,ifwedon'ttakeit就办不了复活节了easterwon'thappen.我可不想冒这个险Well,mnottakinganychances.目的地地球Destination,earth!看吧格斯先生See,Mr.Gus?没什么好怕的Nothingtoworryabout.我们刚开进去的那条疯狂隧♥道♥是什么Whatwasthatcrazytunnelwejustdrovethrough?没时间解释了披萨史蒂夫Notimetoexplain,PizzaSteve.不错行我要去打个盹了Allright,cool.mgonnagotakeapowernap.大家再见Seeya,dudes.先等一下要把彩蛋都送出去HoldthatthoughtWegottodelivertheseeggs.早安Goodmorning.复活节快乐天才叔公Happyeaster,UncleGrandpa.你把彩蛋都送出去了没Didyoudeliveralltheeggs?全送了Yep!不过还剩一个Allexceptone.复活节快乐格斯先生Happyeaster,Mr.Gus.那什么玩意Whattheheckisthat?!现在插播一条突发新闻Weinterruptthisprogramwithbreakingnews.全球有数十亿只巨型巧克力兔子Allacrosstheglobe,billionsofgiganticchocolatebunnies在今天这个复活节早晨恐吓居民们havebeenterrorizingcitizensonthiseastermorning.还是换别的东西听吧1.et'slistentosomethingelse.早跟你说别抄那近道了Itoldyouthatshortcutwasabadidea.开车走放射突变带Goingthroughtheradiationmutationbelt让彩蛋全变成了这堆丑八怪transformedtheeggsintothesehideouscreatures现在全地球的小朋友人手一只andnoweverykidonearthhasone.对不起msorry!进来格斯先生Inhere,Mr.Gus!喝水不Water?我没事mgood.喝水不Water?这边走Thisway!躲进去1.et'shide!你疯吗Areyoucrazy?待里面会冻僵的We'llgetfrozenstiffinthere.快点开门Comeon!Openup!天才叔公有人打肚皮电♥话♥找你UncleGrandpa,bellyphone,sforyou.喂Hello?天才叔公实在忍♥不下去了UncleGrandpa,thisisoutrageous!我可以解释Icanexplain.有线电视公♥司♥打电♥话♥过来Thecablecompanycalled说那边四小时之内过不来andsaidtheywon'tbehereforanotherfourhours.就问你信不信Canyoubelieveit?!那边都不会害圣诞老人等那么久Theywouldn'tmakeSantaclauswaitthatlong话我就放这了lltellyouthat.以后找个好点的复活节兔子先生Youdeservebetter,Mr.Easterbunny.还在磨蹭什么Whatarewewaitingfor?!快进去1.et'sgetinthere!看来冰屋的低温Itlookslikethecoldtemperatureoftheigloo让怪物变回巧克力小兔了turnedthemonsterbackintoachocolatebunny.说得没错Yousaidit.还有六十亿只怪物满地跑There's6billionofthesethingsrunningaround.怎公办才能把怪物全冻住Howcanwepossiblyfreezeeverylastoneofthem?简单冻住地球就行Easy.Wejustfreezetheplanet.你要怎么个冻法Andhowdoyouexpecttodothat?上太空Space.北极成功了Itworkedl还有一件事Justonemorething.开吃Digin.修好了兔子先生Alldone,Mr.Bunny.时间差不多了It,sabouttime.希望没错过什么重大新闻IhopeIdidn'tmissanyimportantnews.突发新闻六月三十一日正式设立恐龙节又一个快乐的复活节过去了Anotherhappyeastercomeandgone并将永远难忘andonewewon'tsoonforget.科学怪人汁回忆道科学怪人发怒了以下是复活节相关消息Inarelatedstory复活节兔子将承担全部责任theeasterbunnywillbeheldfullyresponsible外国神经病取得毁灭口导弹赔偿两千亿美金forthe$200billion修补复活节期间的破坏ofeaster-relateddamages并将身陷囹圄andwillpossiblyfaceseverejailtime.喂有线电视公♥司♥吗Hello,cablecompany?我是复活节兔子It'stheeasterbunny.我要取消服务Iwanttocancelmyservice!你说得太对了Icouldn'tagreemore.披萨史蒂夫的快乐日常现在是Andnow披萨史蒂夫的快乐日常a"sliceoflife"with.PizzaSteve!你们最近可能注意到Youmayhavenoticed披萨史蒂夫好像哪里不一样了somethingdifferentaboutPizzaStevelately.兄弟们别慌Don'tbealarmed,bros.一天25小时健身都会这样Thisisjustwhathappenswhenyou'reintheweightroom25hoursaday.没错Oh,yeah!咱就是说她喊别过去So,like,shewasall,"don'tgothere!"我就说随你便AndIwaslike,"what-ever!"你们哪位仙女点了特大号♥披萨Didanyofyoubabesorderanextra-largepizza?太厉害了Toomuchawesome!不过当超级巨星Butbeingamega-star并不代表我帮不上露营车里的兄弟们doesn'tmeanIcan'thelpoutmybrosintheR.V.格斯先生能帮我打开这罐鸡块吗Hey,Mr.Gus,canyouopenthisjarofchickennuggetsforme?没问题天才叔公Surething,UncleGrandpa.让我来叔公vegotthis,UncleG.谢谢披萨史蒂夫Thanks,PizzaSteve?小菜一碟兄弟Noproblem,bro.说到耍酷一边滑板Speakingofcool,howaboutskateboarding一边吃四根冰洪淋如何andeatingfourice-creamconesatthesametime?我次次都这样1doitallthetime.没错Oh,yeah!我这是故意的兄弟们Totallyintentional,bros.披萨史蒂夫的快乐日常以上就是Thishasbeen披萨史蒂夫的快乐日常a"sliceoflife"with.PizzaSteve!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.