Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公叔公澳洲游危险警告大家好Yellow,everybody.我们现在即将抵达美丽的巴黎WearenowmakingourdescentintobeautifulParis.安全带指示灯打开了Theseatbeltsignsarenowon即将爆♥炸♥别的灯也开了andsoarealltheothersigns.不完了Ohno!Oh,golly!天才叔公我们在委员会UncleGrandpa,weatthecouncil要给你下达紧急警告haveanurgentwarningforyou.仔细听好1.istencarefully.抱歉没空Sorry,notime.在飞露营车FlyingtheR.V.快乐巴黎GayParis.澳大利亚爱之城Cityoflove.你好Bonjour.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!这不是法国巴黎Thisisn'tParis,France.是澳大利亚ThisisAustralia.我们一定是在希博伊根拐错弯了Wemusthavetakenawrongturnatsheboygan.不见得肚包1don'tknow,bellybag.如果说这里是澳大利亚IfthisisAustralia那这位逛超♥市♥的巴黎小伙子怎么回事thenwhat'swiththisyoungparisianboyatthelaSupermarche?收藏品槌鹊兄弟太棒了Thisisace收藏刚刚好Perfectformycollection.古老事实旧款飞人乔伊鞋VintageairJoeys!不错Nice!泰坦尼克百科全书Encyclopediatitanica.等等这张唱片是什么Hangon.What'sthisrecord?快给芥末酱不知道好不好听Iwonderifit'sanygood.我喜欢他的新歌♥Ipreferhisneweststuff.天才叔公Hey,UncleGrandpa.天啊Aww,man!我弄坏了你的唱片Ibrokeyourrecord.所有东西都弄坏了Ibrokeallthisstuff.我真不会做收藏Man,I'mterribleatcollecting.放松大笨蛋Relax,turkey.你的天才叔公来帮Yourunclegrandpussisheretohel-不好意思Excuseme.以前没这回事Thisneverhappens.别放心上Don'tworryaboutit.委员会忽略又是这群书呆子Notthesenerdsagain.给我滚Takeahike.刚说到哪了So,wherewerewe?我是乔伊mJoey.是个收藏家不过我碰上了麻烦Andmacollector,butmhavingahardtime我没地方存放我的收藏品becauseIdon'thaveanywheretoputmycollection.你不是袋鼠吗You'reakangaroo,right?把东西全放你袋里不就行了Whydon'tyoujustkeepallyourstuffinyourpouch,turkey?母袋鼠才有袋天才叔公Onlygirlkangarooshavepouches,UncleGrandpa.那就让你的天才叔公Well,whydon'tyouletyouroldgumpygumpgumps给你安个新袋吧setyouupwithabrand-newpouch?好吧Okay.我正好有东西IthinkIhavejustthething.那好吧Allrighty,then.是个拉链lt,sazipper.这安全吗Isthissafe?跟这疯狂城里的其他东西一样安全Assafeasanythingelseinthiscrazytown.好家伙真是太神了Stonethecrows,thisisamazing!现在我啥都能收集了NowIcancollecteverything!谢谢天才叔公Thanks,UncleGrandpa.抓到你了Gotyou.澳洲公园天才叔公随时准备行动UncleGrandpareadyforaction.我收藏的完美开始Theperfectstarttomycollection!你这只坏袋鼠快还我们玩具Youmeankangaroo,giveusbackourtoys!乔伊你抢走了小男孩的玩具吗Joey,didyoutaketheseboys'toys?来看看是什么这个一看就是1.et'sseewhatwegothere.Thisappearstobe天才叔公战斗小道具可动手办abattlegadgetUncleGrandpaposeablecharacterfigurine.这个一定是Andthisisclearly自行车战神格斯先生战斗手办abikerwarriorMr.Gusbattlefigurine.两个都是特别款Butbotharedefinitelyspecialeditions所以说严格上根本就不是玩具whichmeansthey'retechnicallynottoysatall是收藏者专属的藏品butcollectiblesforcollectorsonly.懂吗布雷特Understand,Brett?我懂1understand.你收藏吧乔伊Collectaway,Joey.感觉怎么样So,howdoesitfeel?感觉好棒Thatfeelsgreat!为他的事向你们抱歉Sorryabouthim.他刚入收藏坑He'snewtothecollectingthing.给收下这个超酷定制Here.Takethissupercool,made-to-order突变披萨史蒂夫度假豪华版超级公仔mutantPizzaSteveexclusivedeluxeeditionmega-doll.你不是说不是给小孩玩的吗Ithoughtyousaidtheyweren'tforchildren.他说的对维利He'sright,Willy.我懂Iunderstand.好耶Aw,yeah!你样子有点不-样了Youlookdifferentsomehow.戴了新眼镜吗Newglasses?天才叔公你启发了我UncleGrandpa,you'veshownmetheway.我要收藏到爆♥炸♥为IkIwanttokeepcollectingtillIexplode!你可能搞错重点了Ithinkmaybeyou'remissingthepoint.重点Thepoint?重点就在于收集Thepointistocollect!我不懂Idon'tunderstand!真是太棒了Thisisgreat!你可能会以为我现在更能帮助别人了You'dthinkdbebetterathelpingpeoplebynow.其实并没有Well,mnot.我要收集树木mgonnacollecttrees收集岩石androcks收集灌木andbushes收集悉尼歌♥剧院andtheSydneyoperahouse收集艾尔斯巨石andayersrock.澳大利亚狮身人面像这玩意Thisthing.不好了Oh,no!能让澳大利亚宜居的东西全让你收了You'vetakenallthethingsthatmakeAustraliabearable.你得要有点辨别能力才行You'vegottobemorediscerning.要是样样都收Ifyoucollectjustanything你只能变成囤积狂thatmakesyouabig,fathoarder.你难道不害臊吗Haveyounoshame?开什么玩笑Areyoukidding?!我是史上最棒收藏家mthegreatestcollectorofalltime!全都多亏了你天才叔公AndIoweitalltoyou,UncleGrandpa.怎么回事What'shappening?裂缝过来了Cracksbecreepingyo.过来了Deybecreepin,.叔公周刊什么地方Wherearewe?不好Oh,no!我们在澳大利亚地底下We'redeepdownunderAustralia.这就只能代表一件事Whichmeansonlyonething变异天才叔公委员会thecouncilofmutantunclegrandpas-澳洲部门Australiandivision-真正的地下居民truedwellersofthedownunda.他们已经深居澳大利亚地底数千年They'vebeenlivingbelowAustraliaforthousandsofyears能借第三只眼镜洞察未来andcanseethefuturewiththeirthirdeye.感觉有点可怕Theykindofcreepmeout.你们好Hey,guys!早安Goodmorning.天才叔公地表居民UncleGrandpa,thesurfacedweller我们已经多次尝试联♥系♥过你we'vemademanyattemptstocontactyou.有吗Youhave?我一定是给我电♥话♥关静音了Imusthavehadmyphoneonsilent.而且老是忘了看短♥信♥AndIalwaysforgettocheckmytextmessages.真的吗Really?上面显示'Causeitshows今天早些时候下午4点15的信息已读theywerereadat4:15P.M.earliertoday,mate.真奇怪That'sweird.我们的集体第三眼让我们预知到了Ourcollectivethirdeyeallowedustoforesee你最终会和你袋鼠朋友造成混乱thechaosyourkangaroofriendwouldeventuallycause因此我们才要警告你whichiswhywetriedtowarnyou不能给他无尽拉链aboutgivinghimtheeternalzipper.我知道情况有点失控了Iknowthatthingshavegottenalittleoutofhand澳大利亚文明都给整没了nowthatAustraliaisvoidofallcivilization不过这样你们就能有好理由butmaybethiswillgiveyouguysagoodreason可以登上地面tofinallygoaboveground-拉伸双腿也许还能晒日光浴stretchyourlegs,maybeworkonyourtan买♥♥♥房♥♥地♥产♥品味大好人生buysomerealestate-atasteofthegoodlife.你显然对澳大利亚无所知YouclearlyknownothingaboutAustralia.澳大利亚由于位置处于地球的屁♥股♥Becauseofitslocationontherearendoftheearth导致生态系统十分脆弱itsecosystemisverydelicate.但凡移除哪个战略上精巧放置的元素Ifanyofthesestrategicallyplacedelementsareremoved澳大利亚会失去稳定Australiawillloseitsstability跟地基分离anddetachitselffromit'sfoundation在整个地球到处撞来撞去causingthecontinenttobuildmomentumandboomerangovertheentireglobe撞坏其他不那公重要的国家damagingalltheotherlessimportantcountries.几代以来我们的职责就是Forgenerations,ithasbeenourjob监控这座大洲的稳定性维持平衡tomonitorthecontinent'sstabilityandkeepthebalance.因此你的袋鼠朋友Thisiswhyyourkangaroofriend必须归还澳大利亚的所有结构mustreturnallthestructuresinAustralia.不然我们得做出必要行动Otherwise,wewilltakenecessaryaction使出通灵术usingourpsychicskills剧透你爱看的所有电视节目看点likespoilingallofyourfavoriteTV-showplotpoints.不No!乔伊刚那弯弯绕绕的故事听见了吗Joey,didyouhearthatconvolutedstory?!你要我信那个变异老怪人Youexpectmetobelievethatmutantmumbojumbo?休想Never!其实吧Asamatteroffact我想把那群变异人也纳入收藏mgonnaaddallthesemutantstomycollection!早就预料到了Totallysawthiscoming.哎呀呀Crikey!收藏好Collecty,good.收藏非常好Collecty,verygood.要来了It'shappening!哎呀呀Crikey!那是什么What'sthat?嗨Hi.那边的是个小姐Thatrightthereisalady.得收集她吗ShouldIcollecther?不行他们不喜欢那样Noway.Theyhatethat.而且收集太多东西的话Andhavingacollectionofprettymuchanything女生不喜欢islikegirlrepellent.想泡妞必须先把自己清干净Yougottopurgeifyouwantashotatthehonies.看来我确实做得有点过头rWell,IguessIdidgoalittleoverboard.我愿意做任何事Andlldoanything赢得那位美丽小姐姐的心towintheheartofthatbeautifulSheila.好了澳大利亚一切都恢复正常了There.Everything'sbacktonormalinAustralia.抱歉我收藏癖太极端了天才叔公Sorryforbeingsoextremewithmycollectinghabits,UncleGrandpa.看来凡事都不应该操之过急IguessIshouldn'trushintothingssoquickly.这我都不听Wateroffadingo'sback.既然你现在不急着收集东西了Andnowthatyou'renotsobusycollectingstuff你能跟你的幸运女朋友第一次约会了youcangoonyourfirstdatewithyourluckygal.谢谢天才叔公可是Thanks,UncleGrandpa,but,uh我们要跳过繁文缚节马上就结婚we'regonnaskipallthatstuffandgetmarriedrightaway.来吧甜心Comeon,sweetie.再见了兄弟Seeya,mate!再见Aurevoir!天才叔公你有大危险了UncleGrandpa,you'reingravedanger!忽略Ignore.得让他睡好午觉Andmakesurehetakeshismiddaynap.不然他就会非常怪Otherwise,hegetsverycranky.清楚明白女士Ihearyouloudandclear,ma'am.亲爰的我们切达奶酪大会快迟到了Honey,we'regonnabelateforthecheddar-cheeseconvention.马上来亲爱的Coming,dear.吃奶酪愉快Enjoythecheese!好了小家伙Okay,littlefella.想不想要玩游戏Youwanttoplaysomegamesorsomething?已经怪起来了Crankyalready?看来你妈唠叨的睡觉时间已经到了1.ookslikeit'stimeforthatnapyourmomwascrowingabout.宝宝想不想喝奶奶Babywantsomemilkywilky?宝宝打了我一记重拳Babypacksameanpunch.你笨全写对了连不发音的字母B也是Yougotthesilent"b"andeverything.劈里啪啦Splash,splash!比我想的还要麻烦ThisismorechallengingthanIthought我需要找后援mgonnaneedsomebackup.找到了HereWego.宝贝咒语书Thebaby-nomicon.宝贝咒语书愿大才又八能宽恕我的灵魂Mayulegapahavemercyonmysoul.爸爸嘤嘤咕咕叫Dada,in-fanta,goo-goo-feratos妈妈哎哟我个去mama-montos,oopsiewoopsie-Dominus.你好天才叔公Hello,UncleGrandpa.你好保姆之神Hello,lordOfbabysitting.抱歉这么突然就召唤你Sorrytosummonyouonsuchshortnotice我需要你帮忙让这位疯婴儿睡午觉butIneedsomehelpgettingthiscrazybabytotakeanap.明白Yessirree,Bob.什么Wha?!在树顶上摇摇小宝贝ROCkamy-baby,onatreetop好耶成功了Allright!It'sworking!我们回来了We'reback!快看看Wouldyoulookatthat.都累坏了Alltuckeredout.我可爰的小天使Mysweet,littleangel.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.