Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公游逊机玩具马戏团我爱玩具店Ilovetoystores.找到了Thereitis!游戏机过来看Checkitout.再见玩滑板的1.ater,skater!请大家来观赏游戏机Feastyoureyesonthegamestation.游戏机它有全银河系最狂的画质It,sgotthemostinsanegraphicsinthegalaxy.它的GPU可以执行两千次浮点运算ItsGPUcanperform2,000teraflops.它的处理器运行速度比光速还快Itsprocessorgoesfasterthanthespeedoflight.等会再见llseeyouguyslater.教育玩具清♥仓♥电卖♥♥小心人滑样子有点潦草1.ooksalittlesketchy.天啊后面有什么Man,what'sbackthere?等一下这该不会是Waitaminute.Coulditbe?还真是Sureenough!等不及要让大家看看这个了Waittillthegangseesthis!谢绝退款终极游戏机这个会改变你的一生叔公Thisisgonnachangeyourlife,UncleG.漂亮公主娃娃等等我Waitforme!我找到了特别的东西Ifoundsomethingspecial.记得捡针游戏吗天才叔公RememberJacks,UncleGrandpa?确十游戏捡针游戏Jacks?认真的吗Seriously?怎么不拿羊骨头和石头来玩游戏Whynotjustplayagamewithsomeoldgoatbonesandarock?烦人小不点现在隆重推出Andnowfortheunveilingof披萨史蒂夫的上等游戏体验PizzaSteve'stop-tiergamingexperience.天啊一定会超级棒Oh,man!Thisisgonnabeawesome!只要把这个打开Just.gotto.Getthis.Open.你们两个玩得开心点Well,Youguyshavefun.我去玩捡针游戏了mgonnagoplayJacks.想玩的话欢迎你们随时加入You,rewelcometojoinifyoulike.没人会有兴趣想玩那个废游戏Nooneisinterestedinthatlosergame.根本就比不上It,snothing.Comparedto.这部神奇的游戏机Thisamazinggamestation.跟以前一个样)ustlikeoldtimes.准备好要来大受震撼Areyoureadytohaveyourmindblownaway感叹这高超的画质bytheseawesomegraphics让豪华超级300版游戏机呈现没thatarepartofthegamestationdeluxeultra360edition?!准备好了披萨史蒂夫Heckyeah,PizzaSteve!那就坐好系上安全带Well,youjustsitbackandstrapin披萨史蒂夫要来把我们接入'causePizzaSteveisabouttoplugusinto高科技的疯狂世界里去了aworldOftechnologicalinsanity.先等我把线整理一下Justgivemeasectosortthesecablesout.好了Thereyouare.现在要在旧设备背后找到对应的插口Nowtofindthecorrespondingoutletsinthebackofourobsolete.实在耗太长时间了Thissureistakinglong.跟你说肯定没这个好玩Itdoesn'tgetanybetterthanthis,lltellyou!好了Allright!游戏机现在正式连好了Thegamestationisofficiallyhookedup!游戏机游戏机Gamestation!好耶Ohh,yeah.开始玩游戏吧1.etthegamingbegin.天啊天啊天啊Oh,man,oh,man,oh,man!使命服务拯救人♥质♥更新中怎么回事披萨史蒂夫What'sgoingon,PizzaSteve?你别急叔公Chill,U.G.这都是游戏体验的一部分It'sallpartofthegamingexperience.系统得升级Thesystem'sgottoupdate才可以有最新最强的画质sowecanhavethelatestup-to-dategraphicsandstuff.好耶Aw,yeah!捡两个了Igottwosies!没错That'sright.对Yeah!没错That'sright.好Yes!我马上回来披萨史蒂夫Berightback,PizzaSteve.格斯先生话说Hey,Mr.Gus,so这就是你一直在说的那个捡针游戏吗thisistheJacksgameyouweretalkingabout?对想一起玩吗Yeah.Youwanttojoinin?叔公快过来UncleG!Getoverhere!我们得救人♥质♥Wegothostagestorescue!抱歉格斯先生Sorry,Mr.Gus.我现在得去跟披萨史蒂夫玩了GottogoplaywithPizzaStevenow.更新完毕好耶我们终可以玩了Yes!Wecanfinallyplay!加载游戏中什么Whaaaaa?披萨史蒂夫这个还得多长时间PizzaSteve,howlongisthisgonnatake?兄弟别急Bro,chill.这些个新游戏Thesenewgames可不是你奶奶辈的八位机玩意儿aren'tyourgrandma,seight-bitbusiness.这种坡新科技得慢慢来Thislatesttechnologytakestime才能拥有全新超现实的游戏体验torenderallthenew,hyper-realisticgameplay.游戏加载完毕游戏时间到兄弟It,sgametime,homie!好了吗叔公Ready,UncleG?什么Whatthe.?看吧你已经掌握诀窍了See?Youalreadygotit然后再在球弹跳的同时尽量多捡针ThenyoutrytogoformoreJackswitheachbounce.你说得对格斯先生这游戏真好玩You'reright,Mr.Gus,thisgameisawesome.叔公UncleG!怎么了老兄Whatgives,man?游戏机都已经加载完了Igotthegamestationallloadedup.游戏准备好了Game'sready.你该不会是要Youain'tactuallygonna跟格斯先生玩那个破捡针游戏playthatlameJacksgamewithMr.Gus害披萨史蒂夫跟游戏机一起苦等你吧whenyougotPizzaSteveandthegamestationwaitingforyou?其实捡针游戏真的很好玩Actually,Jacksisreallyfun所以我应该要玩一会儿soIthinkllplaythisforabit.什么What?你真是天生好手天才叔公You,reanatural,UncleGrandpa!看来得再买♥♥个更新款的游戏了Iguessmjustgonnahavetoupmygame.玩具马戏团古色古香Howquaint.我只是觉得Ijustthink你们用“老式现实'的样子太可爱了it'sadorablethewayyouguysarestillusing"old-fashionedreality."没错明明都已经有Yeah,youknow,whenthere's虚拟现实rvirtualreality!虚拟现实眼镜等着瞧吧You'llsee.我玩游戏的乐趣可不是虚的Nothingvirtualabouthowmuchfunmgoingtohave.感觉就像身临其境Ifeellikeminthegame!过来人♥质♥我来救你了Comeon,hostages!vegotyou.对好Yes!Yeah!虚拟现实眼镜2.3版固件更新天啊希望你能来看看这画质叔公Man,Iwishyoucouldseethesegraphics,UncleG.好到一个疯They'reinsane!退后大坏蛋我说快退后Back,youevildoers!Back,Isay!要降低身位躲开狙击手Gottostaylow,avoidthesnipers.叔公一定要来试试看UncleG,you'vegottotrythis.想活就跟我走Comewithmeifyouwanttolive!直接命中Adirecthit!打到了Gotcha!回旋踢Roundhouse!那你准备好来拯救人♥质♥吗叔公So,youreadytorescuesomehostages,UncleG?等会再说披萨史蒂夫Maybelater,PizzaSteve.快看捡五个了1.ook!Igotfivesies!最好再买♥♥个新游戏Ibetterupmygame.叔公你一定很想知道Hey,UncleG,Ibetyou'rewondering这个又大又贵的盒子里有什么what,sinsidethislarge,expensivebox.请观赏反叛跳舞机Feastyoureyesondancerebellion!反叛跳舞机反叛跳舞机Dancerebellion!由我来演示1.etmedemonstrate我游戏比你们那老东西有多优越thevastsuperiorityofmygameoverthatoutdatedtiddlywinks.开始流畅舞步Smoothmoves!不知道你游戏体验如何叔公Idon'tknowaboutyou,UncleG我这边玩得可乐了butmhavingablastoverhere.你从哪学来的热辣舞姿Where,dyoulearnthosehotstyles?等级二狂起来1.eveltwo!Gettin1crazy!高能舞步跟上脚步Powermove!Stepuptothis!等级五1.evelfive!看看你还能不能活下来Seeifyoucanstayalive!西海岸大秀街舞Popandlockonthewestcoast!快脚步奖励Fastfeetbonus!尽情摇摆Shakeandshimmy!花式嬉戏Fancyfrolic!又捡两个了太棒了Twosiesagain!Awesome!买♥♥点硬木回来Ordersomenewhardwood!等一下格斯先生Waitasecond,Mr.Gus.快看你下面1.ookcloselybelow.超高分Awesomescore!没错叔公我就知道你会Yep,UncleG,Iknewyou'd对披萨史蒂夫的所作所为大为改观comearoundtowhatPizzaStevehastooffer.我以前居然从来没见过Ican'tbelieveIdidn'tseeitbefore.我捡了七个针不止六个IgotsevenJacks,notsix.捡了七个Sevensiesl披萨史蒂夫看来你跟你的好玩游戏Well,PizzaSteve,Iguessyouandyourawesomegames废物可乐没捡针游戏酷了arenotascoolasJacks.看看他们Justlookatthem共同享受黄金时光玩那个破游戏enjoyingqualitytimetogetheroverastupidgame.那破游戏毁了我的一生Thatdumbgamehasruinedmylife!要来一劳永逸解决这个问题了Ifstimetoconfrontthisonceandforall.打得好格斯先生Niceone,Mr.Gus.好该我了Okay,myturn.你能先等一下吗叔公Canyouholdonasec.UncleG?我不知道你相中了这破游戏的哪一点Idon'tknowwhatyouseeinthisdumbgame但我真正想要的是让你来对我说butallIeverreallywantedwasforyoutotellme披萨史蒂夫的游戏机有多好玩howawesomePizzaSteve,sgamestationwas.但你应该觉得披萨史蒂夫ButIguessyoudon'tthinkPizzaSteve还有他挑选游戏机的高级品味andhisawesometasteingamingconsoles再也不酷了iscoolanymore.我只是Ijust.我不想因为捡针游戏失去你们的友情Ididn'twanttoloseyourfriendshiptothisJacks.希望终有一日你们可以不再玩下去AndIhopethatoneday,you'llstopplaying想起披萨史蒂夫andrememberthatPizzaSteve比这破游戏还要酷iscoolerthanthisdumbgame.就这样That'sall.说什么What'sthat?你刚刚有说话吗披萨史蒂夫Didyousaysomething,PizzaSteve?你是说你根本就没听我说话吗Youmeanyouweren'tevenlisteningtome?就这样我恨破烂捡针游戏That'sit!IhatethatstupidJacks!那是什么游戏Whatgameisthat?!什么What?我想玩我想玩Iwanttoplay!Iwanttoplay!到你了披萨史蒂夫Yourturn,PizzaSteve.踢回来披萨史蒂夫Kickitback.PizzaSteve!好耶Oh,yeah!披萨史蒂夫最会玩PizzaSteveisthebestat披萨史蒂夫刚发明的这个游戏了thisgamethatPizzaStevejustinvented!没错披萨史蒂夫我爱这游戏Totally,PizzaSteve!Ilovethisgame!比那个破捡针游戏好玩多了WaybetterthanthatdumbJacksgame.对不对叔公AmIright.UncleG?没错我懂Yeah!Iknow!是我出幻觉了还是里面变热rIsitjustme,orisitgettinghotinhere?我爱这件毛衣Ilovethissweater.今天是麦片日Today,soatmealday!麦片麦片麦片麦片Oatmeal,oatmeal,oatmeal,oatmeal!我爱你麦片Iloveyou,oatmeal.好耶Aw,yeah!你说什公兄弟What'sthat,bro?今天是麦片日Todayisoatmealday.我要吃麦片Oatmealismymeal.有人说麦片了吗Didsomeonesayoatmeal?我的最爱Myfave!开始麦片派对吧1.et'sstartthisoatmealparty.没麦片我会很难过msadwithoutmyoatmeal.但有麦片我会很快乐Butmhappywithit!给我留一勺Savemeaspoonful.美味一大勺Abig,tastyspoonful.好耶Oh,yeah.好耶Oh,yeah!啥都比不上Nothinglikeit.麦片的功效很奇特Thepowerofoatmealisacuriousthing麦片是披萨史蒂夫吸引异性的关键OatmealisthekeytoPizzaSteve,sanimalmagnetism.我等不及要尝尝看了Ijustcan,twaittotasteit.我没麦片吃会变得特暴躁IgetgrumpywhenIdon'thavemyoatmeal.我也是AsdoI.麦片Oatmeal.为麦片欢呼三声Threecheersforoatmeal!我好想吃麦片Idesireoatmeal.我去泡llmakesome.麦片Oat-meal.不是洋葱蛋子小妹是麦片Notonioneggs,girl.Oatmeal!我现在太想吃麦片了Man,Icouldreallyusesomeoatmealrightaboutnow.天啊说得太对了Boy,oh,boy!Ain'titthetruth?麦片端上来吧天才叔公Bringontheoatmeal,UncleGrandpa!叔公风味麦片天才叔公没麦片了UncleGrandpa,we'realloutofoatmeal!麦片全没了We'realloutofoatmeal,guys!烂1.ame.该死Darn!星期五继续睡觉吧1.et'sgobacktosleep.麦片麦片麦片Oatmeal,oatmeal,oatmeal.麦片Oatmeal.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.