Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公休闲乐园商场俗话说得好Youknowwhattheysay一日一美食街医生就foodcourteverydaykeepsthedoctor远离离intheuh,theuh-你还吃不吃肉桂蝴蝶脆饼格斯先生Yougonnafinishthatcinnamonpretzel,Mr.Gus?谢谢你Thanks.大家快来看Checkitout,guys!度假抽奖箱Avacationsweepstakesbox!免费周末游投名有奖我要把我名字放进去mgonnaentermyname.要笔来写名字吗天才叔公Needapentowriteyournamedown,UncleGrandpa?笨蛋肚包SillyBellyBag.干嘛要用笔明明都能用WhyuseapenwhenIcanusemy.电视遥控器了.tvremote!大家等一下Hangon,kids!快退休闲乐园天才叔公播放天才叔公赢家出炉了Wehaveawinner!我中了气球Youguys,Iwonballoons!你中的可不仅仅是气球Youwonalotmorethanballoons!还有一整周的休闲乐园度假Howaboutaweekendgetawaytorelaxationland"那里可是最顶级的111野水疗胜地thepremieremountainsparesort!说什么Saywhat?!你只能带一位旅伴同行Now,youcanonlybringoneotherguestwithyou!要带谁呢Whowillitbe?只能带一位吗Icanonlytakeone?可那样我要怎么选ButhowwouldIchoose?跟你说吧lltellyahow.最公平的办法就是Thefairestwaypossible石头剪刀布rock,paper,scissors.好Okay!你准备好就开始Readywhenyouare.石头剪刀Rock,paper,sciss-炸♥药♥dynamite!炸♥药♥天下无敌Dynamitebeatsall,son!这一定就是最棒的周末游了Thisisgonnabethebestweekendgetaway.ever!休闲乐园我们来了Relaxationland,herewecome!我以前从来没听说过休闲乐园Man,veneverevenheardOfrelaxationlandbefore.有人好像嫉妒我们Soundslikesomeone'sjealous一整个周末都有舒服的床ofaweekendofcomfybeds躺在泳池边layingbythepool还能享受客房♥服务androomservice.一定会特别舒服Thisisgonnabegood.我们到了Well,thisisit!周末开场吧1.ettheweekendbegin!露营车里玩得开心格斯先生Havefunintherv,Mr.Gus!我还真会开心MaybeIwill!休闲乐园我来了Relaxationland,here1come.客满休闲挺对的披萨史蒂夫Relaxationisright,PizzaSteve.我马上回来B.r.b.!格斯先生跟你说吧Mr.Gus,youknow你最近一直勤勤恳恳youhavebeenworkingprettyhardlately.虽说我本来就应该AndasmuchasItotallydeserve一整个周末让人当大明星捧tobepamperedlikeacelebrityallweekend但我现在想宽宏大量mgoingtobethebiggerman让你来代替我度这个假吧andletyoutakemyplaceonthisone.不行No.小奶酪你的假得你来度1.ittlecheese,youdodeservethis.玩得开心点,Havefunnow.可是格斯先生But,Mr.Gus!再见格斯先生Bye,Mr.Gus!走吧披萨史蒂夫Comeon,PizzaSteve.你是怎么了怕休闲吗Whatareya,scaredofrelaxation?好耶好耶Oh,yeah!Oh,yeah!叔公等等我Waitup,UncleG!办公室嗨我们是来免费度周末做水疗的Hi.We,rehereforafreeweekend,spatreatment.这里服务还真友善Talkaboutfriendlyservice!请你们稍等Onemoment,please.跟我来Comewithme.好Allrighty!叔公你疯了吗UncleG,areyounuts?!那可是死神That'sthegrimreaper来收割我们灵魂的andhe'sheretoharvestoursouls!别傻了披萨史蒂夫Don'tbesilly.PizzaSteve.那只是位友善的水疗师♥傅♥It,sjustafriendlyspatechnician准备要把我们带去休闲乐园readytotakeustorelaxationland.他才不是要带我们去休闲乐园He'snottakingustorelaxationland!是要带我们去恶魔城He,stakin,usstraighttodeviltown!恶魔城牌子上标得清清楚楚lt,srightthereonthissign!不好意思Excusemeforamoment.有时候字母会掉下来Sometimesthelettersfall.说起来这蛋真的很好吃Bytheway,theyreallyarethatgood.全城最好吃的恶魔蛋天啊一定要吃吃看Oh,man!Wegottatrythose!总之我们出发吧披萨史蒂夫Anyway,let,smove,PizzaSteve.前往休闲乐园Torelaxationland!入住愉快Enjoyyourstay.叔公感觉这地方不太对UncleG,mnotsureaboutthisplace,man.披萨史蒂夫别傻了Oh,PizzaSteve,don'tbesilly.这里人会好好照顾我们不会有事We'reingoodhandshere.看吧没什么好怕的See?Nothingtoworryabout.来拉伸Streeeetch.我先来Mefirst!天啊天啊Oh,boy,oh,boy!叔公UncleG!你别急披萨史蒂夫Now,now,PizzaSteve等会儿就到你了you'lljusthavetowaityourturn.好开拉吧Okay,let,errip!天啊Oh,man!不好了Oh,no!叔公UncleG?!不Noooo!叔公UncleG?真是太棒了Thatwasfantastic!我的背感觉焕然一新Mybackfeelsbrandnew!这一定会改变你一生披萨史蒂夫Thisisgonnachangeyourlife,PizzaSteve!其实吧还是免了吧因为我我Actually,Ithinkllpass,causeI,uh,I.穿上吧Puttheseon.太棒了Hotdog!好热的热水浴池Thatisonehothottub!快来吧披萨史蒂夫很舒服的Comeon,PizzaSteve.Thisisgonnabegreat.你认真的吗兄弟Areyouforreal,bro?这What,s.这一坨黑糊糊是什么What'sallthisblackgoo?这是纯天然山泉泥巴澡It'sanallnaturalmountainspringmudbath!肚包能不能来几片黄瓜片Hey,BellyBag,howboutacoupleofcucumberslices?没问题天才叔公Surething,UncleGrandpa!谢谢Thanks.你还在等什么啊披萨史蒂夫Whatareyouwaitingfor,PizzaSteve?水可舒服了Thiswaterisniiiice!叔公UncleG!这里不止你在泡澡You'renotaloneinthere!不止吗mnot?没错No!有两两两Th-th-there,stwo-two-two.两个超模吗好啊Twosupermodels?Oh,man!这周末每分钟都在好上加好Thisweekend'sgettingbettereveryminute.叔公那两个不是超模UncleG,thosearen'tsupermodels!是怪物They'remonsters!披萨史蒂夫你也太没礼貌了PizzaSteve,thatwasawfullyrude!听好如果你觉得按♥摩♥浴缸太烧1.isten,ifthisjacuzzi,stoohotforyou那就去泳池凉快去gotakeadipinthepool.你要真觉得我会进那玩意Ifyouthinkmsettingonetoeinthatthing那你就thenyou're-这还差不多That'smorelikeit.超模是吗So,supermodels,huh?我可是全世界人们的叔还有公meverybodyintheworld'suncleandgrandpa.池里那位是我兄弟披萨史蒂夫AndmybuddyinthepoolthereisPizzaSteve.我的天啊Flippin1froglegs!他可是网上冲浪大手子He,spresidentoftheInternet.希望以后还能再见到那几位超模1hopethatwasn'tthelastwe'llseeofthosesupermodels.我跟人家还挺有缘的Definitelyastrongconnectionthere.入住愉快Enjoyyourstay.叔公绝对不能UncleG,thereisnoway在这种地方过夜wearespendingthenightinthisplace!当然得在这过夜了Heck,yeah,weare!我们可是赢了免费周末游的记得吗Wewonafreeweekendgetaway,remember?叔公把黄瓜从眼睛上摘下来UncleG,takethecucumbersoffyoureyeballs看看我们的床andlookatourbeds!我们两位运气还能好到哪去呢Howmuchluckiercantwoguysget?是正品泰普尔睡睡牌的床Thosearegenuinetempursleepitbeds!好宽敞好软Soroomyandsoft!我一定能一辈子睡在上面IbetIcansleepinhereforever!叔公那可是棺材UncleG,that'sacoffin!晚安披萨史蒂夫Well,goodnight,PizzaSteve.叔公UncleG!叔公叔公UncleG,UncleG!快打开Openup!叔公UncleG!叔公UncleG!叔公UncleG!休闲乐园Relaxationland.得找地方躲起来Gottafindaplacetohide!叔公UncleG!看看是谁起得这么早Well,lookwho'supbrightandearly!太阳一出来那些人就不追我了Theystoppedfollowingmeoncethesuncameup.准备好Areyouready要再来休闲一天没披萨史蒂夫foranotherdayofrelaxation,PizzaSteve?叔公UncleG!他们要来抓我了They'recomingtogetme!披萨史蒂夫那只是我点的客房♥服务Oh,PizzaSteve,that'sjusttheroomserviceIordered.我点了鸡手指肉Igotchickenfingers.一块给你吃披萨史蒂夫Here'soneforyou,PizzaSteve!我受够了That'sit,man!我这就走moutofhere!他可能想先去健个身Probablyneededtoworkoutfirst.你You.是大赢家Areawinner!恭喜你天才叔公Congratulations,UncleGrandpa!你是最后一位能留在You'rethelastmanstanding我们装神弄鬼度♥假♥区♥真人秀里的人inourfakehauntedresortrealityseries.你赢得了两张真正的休闲度假票Andyoujustwontwoticketsforarealrelaxationgetaway.我的天啊Gee,whiz!周末过得怎么样Sohow,dtheweekendgo?超级放松Itwassuperrelaxing!你全都错过了兄弟Youtotallymissedout,bro.大家快来Youguys!再来一局石头剪刀布Timeforanotherroundofrock,paper,scissors我赢得了两张票'causeIjustwontwotickets可以去休闲乐园二号♥入住两天foratwo-weekstayatrelaxationlandii!天啊这才叫生活Man!Thisislivin'!谢谢你带我一起度假天才叔公Thanksfortakingmewithya,UncleGrandpa.没关系格斯先生Hey,noproblem,Mr.Gus.陌生人这里有人坐吗Hey,stranger,isthisseattaken?凡妮莎Vanessa?没错就是我Youknowit!我还以为再也见不到你了Ididn'tthinkdeverseeyouagain!卡拉怎么样了How'sCarla?自己问她好了大笨蛋Whydon'tyouaskheryourself,silly?恐龙人介意让我来陪陪你吗Hey,dinosaurman,youmindifIkeepyoucompany?周末开场吧1.ettheweekendbegin!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
