HazbinHotel《地狱客栈（2024）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、地狱客栈第一季第三集这看上去很完美Thatlooksperfect!第一周快乐潘修斯爵士潘修斯爵士要留在客栈我真是太兴奋了Aagh!IamsoexcitedthatSirPentiousisstayingatthehotel.几天前潘修斯还试图Pentiouswasjusttryingtotakeoverthecitywith用那古怪蒸汽朋克武器攻占这座城市呢hisweirdsteampunkbullshitafewdaysago.可我没在这里见他干过那种事Well,Ihaventseenhimtrytopullanyofthathere.这是什么鬼Whatthehellisthat?你好紫女

2、郎Oh,hello,purplefemale.这是我的新发明“剥皮者一万一Itsmynewinvention,theSkinFlayer11,000.我很期待用它来射杀其他住客mreallylookingforwardtoshootingtheotherresidents.什么为什么What?Why?每个人都太过友好Everyoneisbeingtoonice.显然他们都是装的Obviously,itmustbealie.我能感觉到他们正在计划谋杀我Icansensetheyareplanningtokillme,问题是什么时候怎么杀butwhen?How?所以我必须做好准备Imustbepr

3、epared!我新买♥♥的武器零件到了Ooh,thenewpartsofmymachinearehere.请签收Sign,please.谢谢您的惠顾Thankyouforyourbusiness.好好享用卡敏公♥司♥的产品EnjoyyourCarminepurchase.卡敏Carmine?卡米拉卡敏的“卡敏”吗AsinCarmellaCarmine.你在从一个地狱领土那里买♥♥零件Youarebuyingpartsfromanoverlord?当然Err,ofcourse.她是地狱里的头号&hearts库&h

4、earts;火♥商ShesthetopweaponsdealerinHell.好吧这事到此为止Okay,well,thatstopsrightnow.嘿Hey.你绝对不能在这家客栈里制♥造♥武器Youabsolutelycannotbuildweaponsinthishotel.没人想要杀你Nooneistryingtokillyou.大家对你友好是希望给你宾至如归的感觉Peoplearebeingnicebecausetheywantyoutofeelwelcome.我很怀疑Ihavemydoubts.是真的你得相信我们Well,itstrue.Yo

5、uhavetotrustus.可我不相信ButIdon,t.要不我们今天的活动就以“信任”为上题吧Well,whydontwefocusonthatfortodaysactivities?但我们先得定好基本规则Notbeforewelaysomegroundrules.不准再制♥造♥武器不准再密谋伤害其他住客Nomorebuildingweapons,nomoreplottingagainstotherguests.而且你得把这些家伙赶走Andyouneedtogetridofthesethings.我刚才怎么说的我是怎么说的WhatdidIjustsay?What

6、didIjustsay?什么不能赶走我的小蛋蛋们What?Notmylittleeggboys.它们是替我跑腿打杂的Theydomyevilbiddingforme.你想留在这里改过自新吗Doyouwanttostayhereandredeemyourself?想Yes.那这些蛋蛋就得滚蛋Thennomoreeggs.好吧小蛋蛋们Allright,eggies.Youvegottogo.你们得走了I.我不能再留你们在身边了Can,tkeepyouanymore.好的老大Okay,boss.不别反抗No,dontresist.我也是不得以的Thisishowithastobe.阿♥

7、拉♥斯托Alastor!能别打扰我吗Doyoumind?我正在享用早餐呢minthemiddleofbreakfast.这些蛋到处瞎跑我需要你除掉它们Pentious1Seggsareallovertheplace,andIneedyoutogetridofthem.如果是那样我很乐意Oh,well,inthatcase,dbedelightedto!用人道的方法Humanely!那可就无趣多了Well,thatsalotlesshot,不过我今天出门时可以顺便把这事办了but1suppose1cantakecareofthatonmyoutingtoday.太好了Great.那

8、个看上去真恶心Thatlooksdisgusting.嗨各位感谢大家来到这里Hi,guys.Thanksforcoming.我们注意到Itsbeenbroughttoourattention客栈成员间的关系.可能有点紧张thattheremaybealittle.tensioninthehotel.这种紧张关系可能会阻碍我们实现目标Tensionthatcanbecounterproductivetowhatweretryingtodohere.我们觉得这个团队非常需要Wethinkthatthisgroupcouldreallybenefitfrom.信任练习信任练习可恶说晚了Trustex

9、ercises!-Trustexercises!Ahshit!维姬我们排练过的Vaggie,werehearsedthis.我们要做信任练习Weredoingtrustexercises.那么那些是干吗用的So,whatswiththewhole,uhhh.This?信任入门我可不会为这些该死的笨蛋表演什么节目mnotabouttoputonsomeshowforthesefuckingchumps.我愿意但得先付现金Oh,Iwill,butitscashupfront,而且我知道那家伙出不起我的价andIknowthatone,cantaffordme.恶心Gross!我想都没想过臭蜘蛛dn

10、everthinkofitspider!好吧我们开始吧夏莉RightWell,letsgetstarted.Charlie?事实上我觉得或许这个练习可以由你来主持Actually,Ithoughtmaybeyoucouldtaketheleadonthisone.我信任每一个人Itrusteveryone,所以或许你会更了解要怎么建立信任somaybeyouknowbetterabouthowtobuilditproperly.什么What?我我不知道我是否能胜任.Uhh,Idontknowifmqualified,uh-来嘛会很容易的我相信你能应付Oh,comeon.Itllbeeasy.m

11、sureyoucanhandlethis.是当然我能应付没问题Yeah,Um.Sure,Icanhandlethis.Noproblem.好我们从“信任背摔”开始Allright,sowearestartingwithtrustfalls.每个人都要分享自己的一个弱点Eachofyouaregoingtosharesomethingvulnerable然后向后倒下小组的其他成员会把你接住withthegroupaboutyourselfandthenfallbackwards,whiletherestofthegroupcatchesyou.明白了吗谁想先来Gotit?Whowantstogo

12、first?我Oooohh,ooohh,mememe!Me!Me!Me!好吧到台上去吧AllrightGetonuphere.我我爱你们Iloveyouguys.真的真的很爱你们1.ikereally,reallyloveyou.接到你了Gotcha.这感觉棒极了Thatfeltgood!安吉尔要不下一个你来Angel,whydontyougonext?好吧Fine.这一次每个人都得接住他好吗Thistimeeveryoneneedstocatchhim.除非你们想让我动粗Okay?Unlessyouwantmetohurtyou.关于我自己的一些事是吧Somethin*aboutmyself

13、huh?要不分享这个吧Howaboutthis?我超喜欢吮吸.Ilovetosuck-我发誓你要敢说“鸡♥巴♥”Isweartofuckifyousaydicks.冰棒你个变♥态♥Popsicles,yasicko!思想别这么淫♥荡♥嘛Getyourmindoutofthegutter.不过鸡♥巴♥我也喜欢Butyouknow,dickstoo!好新来的该你了Allright,newguy,youreup.我没了我的蛋蛋兵我不想活了I.don,twanttolivewithoutmy

14、minions.谁也别接我Nobodycatchme.可恶-你做得很棒Damnit.-That,sgreat.哇你好粘Wow,youareslimy.好做得很好Okay.Goodjob.妮芙蒂Err,Niffty.有时我会在虫宝宝面前杀死母虫SometimesIkillmotherbugsinfrontoftheirchildren以警示其他虫子asawarningtoothers.耶好痛Yay!Pain.好痛Pain!我觉得这没起到预期效果Idontknowifthisisreallyworkingthewaywehoped.或许我们应该Maybeweshould-亲爰的你得相信我Honey

15、,youhavetotrustmehere.我能行的好吗我会想出办法的Igotthis,okay?Illfiguresomethingout.如果你在找点子Ifyoureinthemarketforsomeideas,我倒是有个建立信任的办法Igotjustathingforsometrustbuildin,.什公办法Whatdoyouhaveinmind?好兴奋老大有什么计划吗Oh,boy.Whatstheplan,boss?我喜欢你的西装那鹿角是干什么用的Ilikeyoursuit.Whataretheantlersfor?能让我碰一下你的权杖吗CanItouchyourstaffthin

16、g?那是你的耳朵还是你的头发Arethoseyourears?Orisityourhair?我看不出来Icanttell.哟阿♥拉♥斯托Hark,Alastor.今日可好啊Howfaretheethisday?老大这人是谁Whosthat,boss?要我替你教训教训他吗Wantmetoroughhimupforyou?如果不想蛋壳被砸碎就给我闭嘴Followinsilenceifyouvalueyourshell.你好啊宰思修GreetingsZestial!天啊Ohholyshit!真是个日丽风和之日Ah,theweatherdothbecomethisfined

17、ay.确实如此Indeed.看来今天下午可能会下点酸雨1.ookslikewemighthavesomeacidrainthisafternoon.但愿承你吉言Ifourluckdothhold!尖叫令我沉醉Idorevelinthescreams.别来无恙吧Howartthou?我等已许久未见尊驾了Ithasbeenanagesincethouhathgraceduswiththypresence.惨了Oh,fuck!坊间蜚短流长Somehathspunwildtales称尊驾命毙于圣臂之手ofyoufallingto.holyarms.我只是过了个应得的假期而已Oh,Ijusttookaw

18、ellearnedsabbatical.没什么严重的事Nothingserious.不过搞得人人如履薄冰倒是很有意思Thoughitsfuntokeepeveryoneontheirtoes.亦有传言称尊驾与公主Theretoohathbeenrumourofthyinvolvement及其近期的奇思妙想有染withtheprincessandherrecentflightoffancy.还请告之尊驾怎会卷入如此不惠之事Tellme,howdoesthoufallinsuchfolly?这点外人无需知道Thatisformetoknow.不过请务必猜猜Butpleasedoguess.我很想知

19、道你觉得是为什么dlovetoknowthetheories.最不惠者莫过于揣度君之心思Twouldbegranderfollybyfartoassumetheworkingsofyourmind,Alastor.自尊驾现身此域便以高深莫测著称Thouhathbeennaughtbutanenigmasincethymanifestedinthisrealm.此话出H你这样的兀老之那可是莫大的赞誉Comingfromsomeoneasancientasyou,Itakethatasquitethecompliment.不行我有个很重要的任务要交给你们No,No.Ihaveaveryimport

20、anttaskforyou.留在这里守住前门等我回来StayhereandguardthefrontuntilIreturn.快看Ohlook.弗兰克在上面Frankisupthere.我们有名字啊Wehavenames?欢迎地狱至高无上的领主们Welcome,Hellsovereignoverlords.我邀请各位到这里来veinvitedyouallhere是因为你们代表了这座城市的控制权becauseyourepresentthecontrollingpowersofourcity.你们掌控的灵魂加起来有几百万个Together,youownmillionsofsouls.而这些灵魂正在

21、受到大灭绝提前的威胁Soulsatriskwiththenewexterminationschedule.我们得讨论一下怎样才能将此事对我们利益的影响降到最低Weneedtodiscusswhatcanbedonetominimizetheimpacttoourinterest宰思修见到你我真高兴我的朋友Zestial,sogoodtoseeyou,myfriend.我亦如此卡米拉EnchantedasalwaysCamilla.阿♥拉♥斯托-是我知道我有阵子没出现了Alastor?Yes,Iknowvebeenabsentsometime.相信大家都想知道我去了哪

22、里msureyouveallbeenwondering.不想Notreally.但不管怎样欢迎回来Butwelcomebackinanycase.今年的大灭绝相当残忍♥远远超过了以往Thisyearsexterminationwasbrutal,farmoreeventhanyearspast.据我们估计地狱大约损失了16%的人口Wehaveassessedthatabout16%ofthepopulationwaslost.如今天使军团来的频率增加了一倍我觉得慎重起见我们WiththeangeliclegionsnowreturningtwiceasquicklyIthinki

23、tprudentwe对我已经搞定了沃克斯Yes,vegotithandled,Vox.你在怀疑我吗Areyoudoubtingme?真的吗你怀疑我Really?Me?我就知道ThatswhatIthought.是的我知道Yes,Iknow.他们都很无能Theyreallajoke.谢谢你阿沃回见吻你亲爱的Thankyou,Vee.Seeyousoon.Kisses,darling.很高兴你也来参加会议维尔维特Niceofyoutojoinus,Velvette.你的同事们也会来吗Willyour.colleaguesbejoining?不来他们有更好的事做No.Theyhavebettersh

24、it不想来听一个自诩强悍夸夸其谈的老女人说话todothantolistentoanoldwindbagWhothinksshestoughshit.我是他们的代表mheretorepresent.真不错Charming.好正如我刚才所说我们得讨论.So,asIwassaying,weneedtodiscuss-什么事Yes?说到讨论Onthesubjectofdiscussion.老天Oohshit.真不错一天啊Oh,tasty!这是你从哪儿弄来的Wheredidyougetthis?是我们在大灭绝当天找到的Wefounditduringexterminationday.要是这些天使能被杀死

25、那情况就大不一样了IftheseHolyRollerscanbekilled,thegamehaschanged.我们可以向他们发动战争Wecantakethefighttothem.我们三个已经制定了一套完整的袭击计划TheboysandIhavecomeupwithafullassaultplan.若仅凭此微薄证据汝等即欲与之兵戎相向Ifitbetruetheeandthycolleaguesdesiretowar,withsuchmeagreproof.则汝之不惠比我所料更甚Thouartfarmorefoolishthan1bethought.“微薄证据”这可是个死掉的驱魔天使Meag

26、erprooPIt,sadeadfuckingexorcist我觉得这证据很有力dsaythat,sprettyfuckingdefinitive.老头你是不是瞎了啊Yougoingblind,oldman?我等未晓其死因Weknownothowthisperished.此事非恶魔所为亦未可知mayhapst,wasnotbyademonshandatall.未知详情就贸然宣战Ifwerushtowar他们难道不会因我们起义而将地狱赶尽杀绝withoutknowingmightnttheypurgeallofHellfordaringanuprising?-多半会有这可能-对没错-是有可能应该

27、会-没准会谁知道呢Oh,thatspossibleIsuppose.我明白了Oh,Igetit.看来老大爷太胆小不敢与之对抗SoGrandpaistoopussytofight,所以没必要再谈下去了对吧soIguesstheresnopoint,right?怎么了老化石Oh.Whatsthematter,Fossil?老态龙钟没能力去真正夺取权力Tooseniletomakearealpowergrabfor-你最好放尊重些别这么放肆不准用这种态度跟宰思修说话你以为我们会坐视不理忍♥受你厚颜无♥耻♥的展示你弄错需改变♥态♥度

28、的人不是我或许你没发现但我才更有影响所以我想怎样就要怎样我是V字三人组的中坚力量我表现无礼惹你们生气是因为没人认可这真理可悲的群体会议何时起战斗会让地狱领土不寒而栗你们早已过气抱歉宝贝但我不接受你的决议你已不合时宜要采取行动就需要更多信息难怪我这么无礼你们都不配给我打牙祭V字三人组愚蠢又无知自鸣得意警告你们也不识哎哟你被我触到了心事因为我拿出天使头颅之时忍♥不住注意到你皱巴巴的脸血色尽失你为什么要回避战争你卖♥♥枪不就是派这用场多亏我刚才出言不逊这件事才让我起了疑心你知道天使之死的内♥幕♥是否有什么要透露会议到此结束真是场富

29、有成果的会议Thatwasaproductivemeeting.好吧Hmmph,fine.窝囊废们祝你们回养老院的旅程安全Safetravelsbacktothenursinghome,fuckers.吃屎去吧Kissmyass.这算什么Whatthehell?我们才刚赶过来Weliterallyjustgothere.妈妈Mother?这倒是很有意思Well,that,sinteresting.你蛋状的小家伙Youlittleeggcreature.我有个任务要交给你Ihaveajobforyou.好的老大Oh,yes,boss.跟着他们Followthem.安吉尔Angel!这是什么鬼Wh

30、attheactualfuck?没什么活动比性♥虐♥游戏更需要信任了宝贝NoactivityrequiresmoretrustthanBDSM,baby.没有比绑缚过程中形成的纽带更牢固的关系了Nobondstrongerthanthoseformedthroughbondage.这是他们的座右铭Thatstheirmotto.没有比绑缚更牢固的纽带安吉尔你的热情我很欣赏Angel,lovetheenthusiasm.不过.Butumm,uh.Hmmmm.是什么让你觉得会有人喜欢这个Whatmakesyouthinkanyonewouldbeintothis?你猜怎

31、么着我还挺喜欢这个Yaknow,I.Idon,thatethis.我已准备好惩罚几个坏小子了mreadytopunishsomebadboys.当我没说我要走了Nevermind,I-mout.好吧嗨你好Okay,hello,there.Hi.Um.Hm.安吉尔真不敢相信我居然让你把我们带来这里Ugh,Ican,tfuckingbelieveIletyoudragushereAngel.这太恶心了Thisisdisgusting.没什么大不了的维姬It,snobigdeal,Vaggie.或许我可以帮.Youknow,maybeIcanjusthelp,uh-不我跟你说了你可以信任我我不会让你

32、失望的No.Itoldyou,youcouldtrustme.Andmnotgoingtoletyoudown.我只需用我学习信任的方式来教他们就行IjustneedtoteachthemthewayIwastaught.这就是你学习信任他人的方法Thisishowyoulearnedtotrustpeople?我可以这样杀一整天宝贝放马过来吧贱♥人♥BringitonBitch,Yeehaw!没什么能胜过战友之间的信任Thereisnothingstrongerthanthetrustbetweencomradesandarms.准备好了小奶娃们因为今天你们将从男

33、孩变成男人Buckleup,buttercups,becausetodayyouboysbecomemen!你等等You.Wait,wait!没我的蛋蛋兵我打不了Icantfightwithoutmyminions-会跟其他人一起活下来Aregoingtosurvivetogether.还有你Andyou-想都别想要让这家客栈起效果D-don,tyoueventhinkaboutit-Aregoingtomakethishotelwork!该我了到我了Myturn,myturn!维姬不要Vaggie!No!这是他们学会信任的唯一方法不不是的Thisistheonlywaytheylllearn

34、,Charlie.No,itsnot.还有其他方法只是需要点时间Thereareotherways.Itjusttakestime.我们没时间了Timewedon,thave.要经历多少场大灭绝Howmanyexterminations这帮蠢货才能走上正轨willhavegonebybeforetheseidiotsgettheirshittogether?你的国民要遭遇多少次杀戮我们才能取得进展HowmanytimesdoWehavetowatchyourpeoplebekilledbeforewemakeheadway?维姬Vaggie.我愿用王国换一个蛋蛋兵我承担了今天的活动组织结果搞得

35、一团糟Itookchargetodayanditallwentsideways.我本该让你的梦想成真才对msupposedtomakeyourdreamsareality.我本该保护你永不让你失望才对msupposedtoprotectyou.msupposedtoneverfailyou.这都怨你你个疯娘们Iblameyouforthisyoucrazybitch!你没让我失望救救我Youdidntfailme,维姬你不是.Vaggie.Yourenot-如果我帮不了你那我的存在还有什么意义IfIcanthelpyou,whatsthepointofme?维姬别这么说Vaggie,donts

36、aythat!你做了很多就是Youdosomuch!Ifs-对不起我想一个人待一会儿msorry.Idliketobealoneforaminute.做到了Madeit.我们回去吧伙计们1.etsgohome,guys.我才刚爬上这楼梯Ijustwalkedupallthosestairs.卡米拉何事让你心烦Carmilla,whattroublesthou?失去冷静非你作风1.osingthycomposureisunlikethee.没什么宰思修真的It,snothing,ZestiaI.Really.那坠落天使系你所为对否Thefelledangel.,twasbythyhand,was

37、itnot?咱们还是别谈这个1.etsnottalkaboutit.妈妈也许他应该知道Mom.Maybeheshouldknow.没人应该知道Nobodyshouldknow.我做了不得不做的事IdidwhatIhadtodo.我不想再谈这事Iamnotdiscussingthis.老友何事让你心烦恳请让我为你分担如果杀死天使的真是你何不让人知道你的实力我一直以为能保持双手不再沾染鲜血可当那东西袭击时我不得不采取行动越过那条界线以确保她们安全但如果被人知道那整个地狱就会奋起抗战天晓得谁能在战斗中幸存我可能会失去我出手救下的亲人所以我我愿当你们的守护者不惜一切代价哪怕是去犯错我会保证你们的安全并

38、保守这个秘密当初我看到你的脸你让我感觉自己像一个到新地方的陌生人能被人理解这感觉真好但我有很多话想说却不能说所以我我愿当你的铠甲不惜一切代价哪怕是去犯错我愿这一生都做你的伴侣我不知道我们会面对什么但我知道没人能取代你们所以我愿不惜一切去救你们我会努力让你的梦想成真无论我们经历什么我知道我我愿当你们的守护者我愿当你的铠甲不惜一切代价哪怕是去犯错不惜一切代价这闻上去很有意思Thissmellslikefun.我超喜欢垃圾Ooh,Ilovegarbage.那么你听到了什么So,whatdidyouhear?先是那老家伙说Firsttheoldguyw-wasall“你不太对劲是你杀死了那个天使”yo

39、urenotyourseltyou,retheonethatkilledtheangela-a-and然后她就高唱thenshewasall“不惜一切代价”等等你刚才说什么Andthenwhatwasthatlastthing?是她杀了那个天使Shekilledtheangel?有意思Interesting.这件事要保密别说出去好吗1.etskeepthisbetweenus,shallwe?没问题老大Yougotit,boss.嘿Hey.-Hey.抱歉我今天太失控了msorryIgotsocrazytoday.不该道歉的是我No,no,msorry.对不起我不该给你施加那些压力msorryI

40、putpressureonyou.我们是一个团队Weworkasateam.估计我只是没想到这事会这么难IguessIjustthoughtallthiswouldbeeasier,但我们会想出办法的一起想Butwe,llfigureitout.together.看看你用的方式起到了什么效果Imean,lookwhatyourexercisedidforthem.然后是在那强壮的家伙开始把你打得屁滚尿流时Andthenwhenthatbuffguystartedbeatingtheshitouttayou.是的用被肢解的手臂Haha!Yes,withthedismemberedarm.没错那一

41、顿真够呛Yes,thatwasparticularlyunpleasant.我喜欢那一段Ilikedthatpart.至少你挨打时表现得很坚强Wellhey,atleastyoucantakeabeatinglikeachamp.你的表现还行新来的Youdidokay,newkid.真的吗Really?我今天确实参与了一点混战Oh,well,IsupposeIdidgetintoalittleoftheoldroughandtumbletoday.还有谢谢你把我从那里救出来Andthankyouforpullingmeoutofthere.真没想到Well,howaboutthat?阿&hea

42、rts;拉♥斯托Alastor.看来你没把那些蛋处理掉Failedtogetridoftheeggs,Isee.是的我发现这些小怪物还挺有用Yes,well,thelittlemonstersprovetoberatheruseful.要不把它们还给潘修斯吧WhydontyougivethembacktoPentious?真的吗-真的Really?-Yeah.鉴F你今天的表现我相信你能管好它们Aftertoday,IguessIcantrustyouwiththem.但说正经的不准再有武器Butseriously,nomoreweapons.我的蛋蛋们太好了Ahhhh!Myegg

43、s!Yeah.你们回来真是太好了Ohitssogoodtohaveyouback.马上去打扫我的房♥间Nowgocleanmyquartersthisinstant!或许进展比你想象的要快Maybethingswillmovefasterthanyouthink.我的蛋蛋兵们跟着阿♥拉♥斯托的这一天过得怎样Ah!HowwasyourdaywithAlastormyminions?很棒老大Itwasawesome,boss.我去了一个会议那里有个持刀的女士Iwenttothismeetingandtherewasaknifelady,一个老头和一头恐龙anoldguyandadinosaur.真不错Thatsnice.那个持刀女士杀死了一个天使Andtheniceladykilledanangel.而且我不该把这事说出来AndIwasnotsupposedtotalkaboutit-那还用说Oh,msosure或许明天你会遇到火星人呢andmaybeyoullmeetmartianstomorrow.不过现在该睡觉了Butnowit,stimeforsleep.晚安小蛋蛋们GoodnightEggies.