NotDeadYet《老娘还没死（2023）》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、ell,Iwillnotusethewordplasteredinyourobituary洒满怎么样我再想想好了Uh,splattered?Oh,llworkonitl这儿真是有够旧Sothisisarealfixer-upper.你准备什么时候装♥修♥呢-早内尔Whenareyougonnafixit?Morning,Nell,你房♥租还没给我Haventreceivedyourrentyet.还有冰箱里你放东西那一边Also,thereissomethingaggressivelystinkingup有什么东西实在是太臭了yoursideofthe

3、refrigerator.抱歉我我没有支票了Oh,sorry.I-1don,t.haveanymorechecks.也没钱了Ormoney.那味道是上周剩的汤And,urn,thatsmellisacombinationofleftoversoups也是我今天的午饭-好恶心fromlastweekthatmgonnahaveforlunchtoday.Gross.那拜托你去上班的时候记得把这变异汤JustmakesureyouremoveyourFrankensoupsfromtheapartment从公♥寓♥里带走还有虽然这不关我的事onyourwaytowork

4、,whichisnoneofmybusiness,但你的上班时间好像20分钟前就过了butIdothinkthatshouldvebeenlike20minutesago,什么不我靠What?No.Damnit!你还在租♥房♥♥啊Yourearenter?我觉得你这需求我做不了IjustdontthinkIcanrepresentyou.我死的时候就差一点点WhenIdied,1wasthisclose就能搞定一笔一千万的大单子了toclosingonaten-million-dollarlisting.我是专做豪华市场的mstrictlyinthel

5、uxurymarket.那我算什么等级的房♥子WhatkindofpropertyamI?机场附近在贬值的公♥寓♥Acondoneartheairportwhosevalueisdepreciating.我没有贬值Iamnotdepreciating!萨姆Sam!萨姆我贬值了吗Sam,amIdepreciating?你是说护肤上的问题吗Oh,isthisaskincarething?如果是的话我有一瓶杂牌视黄醇Becauseifso,Ihaveanoff-brandretinol川到周一就能直接给你的脸去掉一层皮that,lljustburnanent

6、irelayeroffofyourfacebyMonday.不我打个比方Ooh.No.Uh,Imeanmetaphorically.我怕自己现在是在地下室里长客mafraidImightbegrowingmoldinmybasement.亲爱的这我就没有护肤品可以救了Oh,yeah,honey.IdontthinkIhavethecreamforthat.我已经来这里一年了在他们看来我是不是有用的人呢Ivebeenhereforayear,youknow?Dotheyconsidermeanasset?什么当然了What?Ofcoursetheydo.你又聪明人又风趣Youaresmart,y

7、ouarefuntobearound,而且饮水机只有你有力气换andyouaretheonlyonestrongenoughtolifttheSparkletts.好了各位听好了1.exi:Alright,people,listenup到大扫除的时间了It,stimeforsomehousecleaning.我父亲这家报社的所有人和出版商Now,myfather,theownerandpublisherofthispaper,也是你们现在都活着的理由今天要来这里了thereasonyoureallalive,iscomingheretoday,一切都必须完美andeverythingneeds

8、tobeperfect.我没有压力你们也没有压力mnotstressed.Yourenotstressed.没有人有压力好吗Nobodysstressed.Alright?好了那现在请各位清理工位Sowhydontwejustallclearourcubicles拿走所有不专业ofanyunprofessional与新闻无关的私人物品吧andnon-news-relatedpersonaleffects?这是什么去活去笑去爱Whatisthis?Live,laugh,love?都什么鬼扯Morelikebarf,barf,barf.萨姆我能在你这儿放几张孩子的照片吗Sam,canIstasha

9、couplephotosofthekidsinhere?他们又可爱又快乐正是罗兹先生所讨厌的Theyreadorableandjoyful,everythingMr.Rhodeshates.行啊拿进来吧Yeah,sure.Bringitin我的天丹尼斯你才收养几个月啊Oh,myGod.Dennis,youvebeenfosteringforacoupleofmonths.怎么就这么多照片了Howdoyouhavesomanypictures?我就是想抓住每一刻Ijustwanttocaptureeverymoment.你看看我和本带他们回家第一天1.ookatthis.Itsthefirstd

10、ayBenandIbroughtthemhome.很可爱-是啊Verysweet.Yeah.第一次进客厅Oh,firsttimeinthelivingroom.第一次进餐厅第一次进走廊Firsttimeinthediningroom.Firsttimeinthehallway.可以了宝贝打起点精神来行吗做父母也没那么好Okay,sweetheart,getittogether,okay?Parentingisnotthatgreat.萨姆丹尼斯Sam,Dennis,等会儿我为我父亲准备的重要演示herearethebindersyoullneedforthemajorpresentation这

11、是你们需要的文件夹Ivepreparedformyfather.提升自己价值的机会这不就来了吗Ooh.Thisisachanceforyoutoincreaseyourvalue.问她要个文件夹啊能给我一个文件夹吗Askforabinder.CanIhaveabinder?内尔你吓我一跳Oh!Nell.Oh,yousurprisedme.你老是跟教堂里的老鼠似的鬼鬼祟祟的Yourealwayslurkingaboutlikealittlechurchmouse.你要文件夹干什么-我也想参会Whatdoyouneedabinderfor?dliketobeinthemeeting.我有十年的新闻

12、工作经验IhaveadecadeOfjournalisticexperience.我觉得我是能提供一些价值的I-1thinkIcouldbringsomevaluetothetable.内尔在过去一年里Nell,overthepastyear,我认识到了你是萨姆的朋友IvecometoknowyouasafriendtoSam也是我认识的人以及我的员工andalsoanacquaintance/employeetome.所以我不希望你误会SoIdontwantyoutotakethisthewrongway,但我需要给我父亲展示出butit,sjustthatmyfatherneedstose

13、e报社最好的一面而你是theverybestofthepaper,andyouare,um.最糟糕的Theworst.0h!0h.你这么说就不好了梅森Thatwasntverynice,Mason.真是调皮好了最优秀员工们我们走吧Ah.Whatascamp.Comeon,A-Team.Letsgo.梅森都有文件夹吗-我也不知道抱歉啊Masongotabinder?Idontknow.msosorry.大家早啊Goodmorning,everyone.如果我们之前见过那很高兴再见到你Greattoseeyouagainifwevemetbefore.这衣服不错我们这就给你买♥&he

14、arts;个镜子Wow.Niceshirt.Weregonnabuyyouamirror.我这就换掉先生这才像话llremoveit,sir.Goodcall.很高兴见到你父亲It,sapleasuretoseeyou,Father.阿莱克西斯你这一天天的Alexis,yourelookingassternasyourgrandmother越来越像你奶奶那么难对付了moreandmoreeveryday.你看着很有钱父亲Andyoulookwealthy,Father.你能来审查罗兹家族企业控股集团的冠上明珠mexcitedyoureheretoreviewtheprogress真是太好了of

15、thecrownjeweloftheRhodesfamilycorporateholdings.我已经和手下最优秀的员工们Ihaveputtogetherathoroughpresentation准备好了使用超大文件夹的全面展示withsomeofmytoppeopleandtheirgiantbinders.超超重的TheyreTheyreveryheavy.不剧透啊但好消息是Nospoilers,butmalsoexcitedtotellyou报纸的发行量涨了3%thatcirculationisup3%.3%跟那牛奶-样Ah!3%.Likethemilk.是的Yes.是的Yes.别碰给我

16、父亲准备的特别点心Stepawayfrommyfathersarrayofspecialtreats.抱歉这司康饼也太干了Sorry.Thesesconesaresodry.跟吃爆♥炸♥浴盐似的Itslikeeatingabathbomb.那满地掉屑的是谁Andwhoisthatwiththecrumbs?她就是写讣告的Oh,shesjusttheobituarywriter.她没有文件夹Shehasnobinder.我还没咽下去Itsstillinmythroat.其实我就是来见她的Youknow,actually,sheistheonethatIcamehere

17、tosee.他是说要见我吗Didhesayme?是这样最近我一直在回顾自己的辉煌人生Yousee,vebeenreflectingonmyveryimportantlifelately,我觉得是时候该开始考虑andIthinkitstimetoconsider在我走了之后全世界的人会读到怎样的我了whattheworldwillreadaboutmewhenImgone.是伟人还是创新者Titan?Maverick?还是各方面创新的伟人Titanofallmavericks?这都是用来形容我的词See,theseareallwordsusedtodescribeme.当然了非常准确Ofcour

18、se.Accurateones,atthat.是啊这样Yeah.Youknowwhat?赶紧把你嘴里的东西咽下去Finishupwhateveryouredoingwithyourmouth咱们就开工好吗and,uh,letsgettowork,huh?但但内尔是我们这儿比较底层的写手B-B-ButNellisoneofourmoreinsignificantworkers.如果你想和地位更高的人合作Ifyouwantedtoworkwithoneofourmoresignificantpeople,那我有空啊不需要亲爱的uh,meisavailable.Ah.Noneed,darling.我

19、去和梅尔聊聊mgonnatalktoMel.就和梅尔聊聊是吧JusttalktoMel,huh?很高兴终于见到你了罗兹先生Itisverynicetofinallymeetyou,Mr.Rhodes.你的报社真是太棒了Youhavealovelynewspaper.我也很高兴见到你Ah.WelLitsnicetomeetyouaswell.我还没有看过你的文章And1haventreadyourwritingyet,但就你的手来看你是挺努力的butjudgingfromyourhands,youreareallyhardworker.谢谢你我这是季节性湿疹Thanks.Ihaveseasona

20、leczema.那我问问你这流程是什么样的Soletmeaskyou,howdoesthiswork?需要我向你口述吗还是要我演出来DoI,uh,dictatetoyou?DoIactoutscenes?一般来说你知道的Oh,uh,typically,youknow,我自己调查一下和死者所爱的人聊聊Idosomeresearch,talktolovedones.你能帮我把那边关上吗Couldyougetthatforme?好了所以Okay,so.请你说说在你离开之后Tellmewhatmightbethefirstthing你最想让大家知道的是什么事情youwantpeopletoknowab

21、outyouwhenyouregone.我一时之间真的想不起来Wow.mreallynotgoodoffthetopofmyhead.1987年我买♥♥下了In1987,1acquiredtwo美国最大的两家灯泡零售连锁店ofthemostdominantlight-bulbretailchainsinAmerica,大号♥灯泡和灯泡车站theLightBulbPlusandtheLightBulbStop,并且把这两家合并成了灯泡小屋andImergedtheminto.LightBuIbChalet.好挺不错的Okay.Thatsprettygoo

22、d.然后导致全国范围内2000人失业Anditcut2,000jobsnationwide.我想这些人肯定都回去念书了msuretheyalljustwentbacktoschool.这是什么味道Whatsthatsmell?我记得你你是内尔的成年室友Oh.Irememberyou.YoureNellsadultroommate.你在白天看起来没那么崎岖了Youlookevenlessruggedinthedaytime.你是内尔那难以接近的AndyoureNellsunapproachable,控制狂上司controllingboss.你这衣服是哪儿来的南希里根的坟里吗Wheredyouge

23、tyoursuit,NancyReagansgrave?不但这确实是她的收藏No,butitisfromhercollection.有没有人跟你说过你很像一根芦笋Hasanyoneevertoldyouyouresembleastalkofasparagus?你看上去像吃了全世界的柠檬Youlooklikeyouveeatenallthelemons.你看上去像是乳糖不耐受还喜欢大肆吹嘘的人Youlooklikesomeonewhocanteatdairyandlovestotelleveryoneaboutit.你看上去像是想找我上司聊聊Youlooklikeyouwanttotalktom

24、ymanager.我在等我父亲他今天过来看看我mwaitingformyfather.Hesheretospendthedaywithme.你来干什么Whyareyouhere?内尔的剩菜Nelsleftovers.Ah.她的工位在反正就在那边Hercubicleis,um.0h,it,ssomewhereoverthere.最黏糊的那个Itsthestickyone.祝你拯救草地顺利啊还是说你关心的是别的来着GoodIucksavingthegrassorwhateveritisyoucareabout.祝你毒品战争成功Goodluckwiththewarondrugs.好了所以现在读上去怎

25、么样了够好了吗Alright.So,howsitreading?Isithummin,yet?现在可能还不太行但你要相信这个过程Maybenotyet,but,youknow,trusttheprocess.我都说我结束未成年人罢♥工♥的故事了EvenwithmystoryabouthowIendedtheminorsstrike?你要知道我说的这个不是指谐音的矿工是指小孩Youunderstand,whenIsayminors,1meanchildren.我知道Igotthat.但目前为止这听上去Um,butasofnow,itssounding不太像是纪念伟人a

26、littlelesscelebrationoflife更像是反派把你扔进火山里的时候andalittlemorelikewhatavillainsaystoyou会说的东西astheyloweryouintoavolcano.那这这可不行Well,see,thats-that,snogood.这是我的遗产T-Thisismylegacy.别人会记住这样的我Thisishowpeoplearegonnarememberme.所以我该怎么办你就跟我说实话梅尔So-SowhatdoIdo?J-Justbehonestwithme,Mel.行吧你要我说实话吗Okay.Y-Youwantmetobeho

27、nest?我叫内尔-梅尔MynameisNell.Mel.内尔Nell.内尔-内尔Nell.NellNell!内尔Nell!Oh!你知道吗这要么是我第一次Youknow,thisiseitherthefirsttime念错别人名字thatvegottensomeone,snamewrong要么是第一次有人纠正我orthefirsttimethatsomeonescorrectedme.好了再跟我说说Alright,tellmemore.我觉得人们最能共情的Well,Ifindthatpeopleconnectmostwiththe反而是更简单的事情thesimplerthings.Ah.你懂吧

28、一个人克服的挣扎Youknow,thestrugglessomeoneovercomes.他们做过的好事Um,thegoodtheyvedone.当然了好事Ofcourse.Thegood-这还不简单吗Well,thatshouldbeeasyenough.我们要怎么给我的讣告增添一点好呢Howdoweputsomegood,inmyobituary?就做好事By.beinggood.做好事-是的Bybeinggood.Yeah.当然了你知道吗Ofcourse.Youknowsomething?这是我这辈子所经历过的Thisisthemostfascinatingconversation最精彩

29、的对话thatvehadinmyentirelife.我想继续聊来吧Iwanttokeeptalking.Comeon.好-我跟你说Okay.Illtellyou.就做好事啊我怎么就没想到呢Bybeinggood.HowdoInotknowthat?莱克西的爸爸觉得我很棒1.exisdadthinksmfascinating.他说我很棒这价值够高了吧Fascinating,hesaid.Howsthatforincreasingvalue?你这块地方要涨价了Yourneighborhoodisonthecome-up.准备好买♥♥12美元一杯的拿铁吧宝贝Getrea

30、dytopay$12alatte,honey.想去吃午餐吗父亲Areyoureadyforlunch,Father?我要和内尔一起去吃Iam.mgoingwithNell.哦对她叫内尔各位Oh,andthatshername,everyone,都别叫错了soletsstopsayingitwrong当然了前提是她愿意Ofcourse,ifshellhaveme,thatis.这样Youknowwhat?我觉得一起吃午饭是个很不错的主意罗兹先生1.unchsoundsgreattome,Mr.Rhodes.好用你的司机还是我的Okay.Yourdriverormine?你的Uh,yours.我的

31、Mine.好极了Verywell.一切正如我的计划Exactlyhow1plannedandwantedthingstohappen.你怎么还在这里你不是该去给杏仁挤奶了吗Whyareyoustillhere?Shouldntyoubemilkinganalmond?我找不到内尔的工位IcouldntfindNellsdesk.她跟我父亲一起吃午餐去了这没什么Sheshavinglunchwithmyfather,whichisfine.看上去不是没事Doesntseemfine.看上去你的恋父情结Seemslikeyouactuallyhave有点严重啊someprettyseriousda

32、ddyissues.你又知道什么了Whatdoyouknow?你看上去像是一个欠了学生贷款的拖把Youlooklikeamopwithstudent-loandebt.你看上去像是刚被丝美兰解雇YoulooklikeyoujustgotfiredfromSephora.所以我一直在想30E8058Nell:So,vebeenthinkingaboutthis,有一些事情是你可以去做来帮你成为更好的人andtherearesomethingsthatyoucandotobeabetterperson拥有出色讣告的andhaveanimpressiveobituary.比如慈善Forexample

33、,charity.对Oh.Yeah.但我这些年来已经做了很多慈善了Youknow,Ivegivenalotofmoneytocharityovertheyears.我把我在马里布的整个庄园都给我前妻了IevengavemyentireMalibuestatetomyex-wife.一点都不带犹豫的Yeah.Didntcareforit.或许你会喜欢那种Well,m-maybeyoudenjoy,um,givingtocharity贡献给你爱的东西的慈善活动ifyougaveittosomethingyoulove.比如说说看你爱什么-钱1.ike,um,namesomethingyoulove

34、.Money.你想把你的钱捐给钱吗Youwanttodonateyourmoney.tomoney?对这要做到呢Yes.Andhowdoesonedothat?你这手指最好是在表示Thatfingerbetterbetellingme要下多少瓶酒的单howmanybottlesofwineyouwantmetoorder,否则你这手就别想要了oryoureabouttolosethathand.抱歉克莉奇特罗兹先生是莱克西的爸爸msosorry,Cricket.Mr.RhodesisLexisdad.怪不得呢-讲话这么狠啊Thattracks.Ouch.Wow.还从来没有人替我道过歉呢Iven

35、everhadanyoneapologizeformebefore.但我很喜欢这样告诉我我哪里做错rButIloveit.TellmewhatIdidwrong.在服务员过来的时候你要跟他们眼神接触So,whenyourserverapproaches,youmakeeyecontact,打招呼说点好话greetthem,saysomethingnice.没问题Alrighty.Mm-hmm.你好我想给你买♥♥架飞机Hello.dliketobuyyouaplane.不太多了这有点过了Well,no,that,stoomuch.That-Thatwastoofar.

36、好-或许吏容易让人有共鸣的Okay.Maybesomethingmorerelatable.明白Gotit.哇哦你都能演莎士比亚了Yowza.YoucoulddoShakespeareoffthatbalcony.抱歉Mm.Ugh!Uh,sorry.绝对绝对不要评价女性的身材Never-Nevercommentonawomansbody.但身材和飞机是我最好的两招了Bufbodyandplanearemytwobestmoves.你得让别人感觉到你看得到他并且感谢他Youhavetomakesomeonefeelseen,youknow,andappreciated.那我该干什么夸她的鞋吗Wh

37、atamIsupposedtodo,complimentheronhershoes?行啊-可以Sure.Yeah.感觉这就挺安全的试试看呢Yeah,thatseemssafe.Giveitawhirl.我很喜欢你的鞋子Ilikeyourshoes.谢谢你-瞧瞧你Thankyou.Lookatthat.真的吗-真的Really?Really.就这么简单吗是啊It-Itsthateasy?Yeah.虽然比不上给孤儿造学校Itmightnotbebuildingaschoolfororphans,但你刚刚进行一次普通人际互动butyoujustmadeanormalhumanconnection.谢

38、谢你内尔Thankyou,Nell.不用谢罗兹先生Yourewelcome,Mr.Rhodes.真是恭喜大家还有你欠我一架飞机Oh,congratulations,everybody.Andyouowemeaplane.拜托千万得有咖啡Pleasetellmetheresmorecoffee.不是新鲜的但也算能喝Itaintfresh,butitdoesthetrick.是吧AmIright?真是谢天谢地了Amentothat,right?等等你怎么在这儿Wait.Whyareyouhere?我在休息mkindofonabreak.你不是在这儿工作的Youdontworkhere.休息时间不是

39、NotonmybreakIdont.我是不会就这么轻易放过你的Yeah,mnotgonnamoveonfromthis.你为什么在这儿-萨姆Whyareyouhere?Uh,Sam!爱德华今天来是因为他是我的律师Edwardisheretodaybecauseheismylawyer.但他是环境法律师Buthesanenvironmentallawyer.没错我正在和一棵云杉打官司Exactly.mcurrentlyinlitigationwithaspruce.但他的工作已经结束了马上就走Butheisdoneandonhiswayout.行吧你没事吧Yeah.Areyouokay?你确定今

40、天适合开始起诉树吗Areyousuretodayisthebestdaytostartsuingtrees?不都这么说吗Oh,itsliketheysay.这种事儿哪有合适的时候呢Theresneveragreattimetosueatree.我没事萨姆mfine,Sam.好Okay.记得签史蒂夫生日的那张卡BesuretosignthecardforStevesbirthday.你不是在这儿工作的你为什么还在这儿YoudontworkherelWhyareyoustillhere?我上来喝杯咖啡Icameforacupofcoffee顺便看看你要不要我从背后拥抱你andtoseeifyouw

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42、Iwasroller-skatingandfell.他们在笑什么她真这么有趣吗Whataretheylaughingabout?Issheevenfunny?你听过她的早餐双关笑话吗Haveyouheardherbreakfastpuns?那可真是蛋绝古今Theyareeggs-cellent.我想谢谢你今天真的给了我很多启发内尔Iwanttothankyouforaveryenlighteningday,Nell.我谢谢你才对罗兹先生Oh,thankyou,Mr.Rhodes.罗兹先生是我的猫我用自己的名字给它取的名Ah.Mr.Rhodesismycat.Inamedhimafterme.叫

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