ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩(2009)》第三季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
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1、Ron吗我是JackCOOPer管♥理♥员♥办公室的Ron?JackCooper,fromtheControllersOffice.有空吗Gotasecond?当然我能为你做什么Sure,whatcanIdoyoufor?说实话这有一点点尴尬Frankly,thisisalittleawkward.我们从讨债公&hearts词♥收到这封信Wevereceivedthisletterfromacollectionagency说到一笔来自PaWnee公共图书馆的巨额账单aboutanoutstandingdebtfromthePawneePu
2、blicLibrary.看来你有一本过期图书未还Itappearsyouhaveanoverduebook.哦是吗Oh,doI?东西的大小并不重要:直面阴♥茎♥短小的人生ItsNottheSizeoftheBoat:EmbracingLifewithaMicro-Penis.是TammyTammy.我的前妻Tammy经常来试探我Myex-wifeTammylikestocheckineverysooften确保我的生活过得很好andmakesuremdoingokay.如果很好她就试着把一切都干翻AndifIam,shetriestofuckeverythingup
3、.好的我已经拨了911直接按拨号♥键就行Okay,Ipre-dialed911,soallyouhavetodoispresssend.你完全没必要短♥信♥Youreworryingovernothing.如果她绑住你的手你够不着电♥话♥Ifshebindsyourhandsandyoucantreachyourphone,就试着咬断绳子逃生justtrytochewyourselffree.低腰裤低腰裤Whaletail.Whaletail.她在露低腰裤中止任务中止Shesflashingawhaletail.Abort.
4、Abort.你好TammyHeno,Tammy.哦Oh!你好Ron没注意你进来了Hello,Ron.Ididntseeyoucomein.我只是在检查自己的脊柱侧弯Iwasjustcheckingmyselfforscoliosis.结果呢一笔直得像箭样And?-Straightasanarrow.跟某人的那个东西一样JustlikesomebodyelseIknow.牛肉干要吗Jerky?别折腾了Calloffthedogs.你和我都知道我的整个成年生活YouandIbothknowthatinmyentireadultlife,从未在图书馆借过一本书Ihavenevercheckedabo
5、okoutofthelibrary.哦我的天她也太厉害了Oh,myGod,shesamazing.哦Ooh!嗯Mmm.我承认曾经有时这种行为会让我疯狂Iadmittherewasatimewhenthatsortofbehaviorwouldvedrivenmewild.但我现在在一段健康关系里了TammyButIaminahealthyrelationshipnow,Tammy.关系和谁啊Arelationship?Withwhom?一个可爱智慧冷静的儿科医生名叫WendyAlovely,intelligent,self-possessedpediatricsurgeonnamedWendy
6、.听起来真是个贱♥人♥Soundslikearealwhore.消掉记录别折腾了Clearthelatechargesandcutthecrap.日安Goodday.日安LeslieGoodday,Leslie.日日安Good.goodday.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第4集第3季第4集好的所以我们一共给他们订了30份披萨Okay,sowereorderingthematotalof30pizzas来讨论口味soletstalktoppings.香肠洋葱辣椒Sausage,onion,andpeppers.科学证明过的最佳口味Scientificallyproven
7、tobethebesttoppings.棒Nice.我们该加点沙拉作为健康选项Shouldwethrowinsomesaladsforahealthyoption?哇别那么Jerry啊BenWow,dontbesuchaJerry,Ben.是啊Ben这些人是警♥察♥不是芭蕾舞♥女♥Yeah,Ben,theseguysarecops,notballerinas.所以我们要给警♥察♥部门开一个小型宴会Sowearethrowingalittleshindigforthepolicedepartment因为我们想请他
8、们义务承担丰收节的安保工作becausewe,reaskingthemtovolunteerassecurityduringtheHarvestFestival.我不知道大型户外聚会里到底有什么1dontknowwhatitisaboutbigoutdoorgatherings让所有人想在所有东西上尿尿thatmakeseveryonewanttourinateallovereverything,但聚会确实是这样butitdoes.人们也是这样Andtheydo.好的那披萨饺怎么样Okay,howaboutsomecalzones?披萨饺就是更难吃的披萨Calzonesarelikepizza
9、sbuttheyrehardertoeat.它们很蠢这个主意也是Theyredumb,andsowasthatidea.真的吗你这也太尴尬了Seriously?-Thisisembarrassingforyou.抱歉打扰了Ron准备好了吗Sorrytointerrupt.Ron,areyouready?当然亲爱的Absolutely,mydear.我去和我的女性朋友吃中上午的前午餐了Iamofftohaveamid-morningpre-lunchwithmyladyfriend,但我会准时回来吃午餐的butIwillbebackintimeforlunch.好的AllrightRon的女朋友
10、挺好看的嘛Ronsgirlfriendspretty.Tom的前妻Tomsex-wife.哦Oh.我不想看见他们一起就像他们在蹬鼻子上脸Idontwanttoseethemtogether.It,sliketheyrerubbingitinmyface.我能想到的就是大胡子船长上我的前妻AllIcanthinkaboutisCaptainMustacheplowingmyex-wife.那他在上你前妻的时候你会想象他穿着披肩吗Andyouimagineheswearingacapewhilehe,splowingher?啥What?不是就是你说大胡子船长嘛No,just,CaptainMust
11、ache?你看如果你只能想到Ron那Imean,ifallyoucanthinkofisRon,youknow.可能让他穿上紧身衣和披肩就会很好玩Maybeputhiminsometightsandacape,andthenitwouldbefunny.现在我想象披肩了NowImimaginingacape.AprilApril?你叫我吗Didyoucallme?我确实叫了你耳朵很灵Ididcallyou.Goodears.Chris的助手回到印第安纳波利斯了ChrissassistantwentbacktoIndianapolis,所以他借我来用几天sohesborrowingmeforaf
12、ewdays.耶Yay!我想让你给我再买♥♥点便签纸我想要多种颜色dlikeyoutogetmesomemorePost-its.dliketheminmultiplecolors.我想要绿色我想要黄色dlikegreen.dlikeyellow.不用买♥♥橙色Donotbuyorange.我不想要橙色我有很多橙色Idonotwantorange.Ihaveplentyoforange.收到Gotit你需要五百万张橙色便签YouwantfivemillionorangePost-its.真好笑Thatshilarious.哦等等我有张便签
13、给你Oh,wait!IhaveaPost-itforyou.上面写着“干得好”Itsays,Greatjob!,r嗯Mmm.干得好-嗯Greatjob.-Mmm.这就对了Thereyougo.“救命”他们真的变老了我又是个独女Theyregettingreallyold,andImanonlychild.我觉得正确的选择就是搬向家住Ijustfeelliketherightthingtodoistomovebackhome.你走了我很难过msorrytoseeyougo.我真的开始把你当做是Ivereallycometothinkofyouas伴侣了“acompanion.嘿我觉得你应该不会想
14、搬去加拿大吧Hey,IdontsupposeyoudwanttomovetoCanada?加拿大Canada.不我觉得我不会去No,IdontsupposeIwould.嘿我不想唠叨Hey,Ihatetonag,但我们不是该讨论策略butshouldntwebetalkingstrategy,比如什么时候找局长提这个巨大关键的要求呢like,whentoaskthechiefforthishugecriticalfavor?是的我准确知道我们要提的时刻Yes.Iknowexactlywhenweshoulddoit.吃完披萨没吃冰淇淋第三到第四杯啤酒之间Post-pizza,pre-icecr
15、eam,betweenhisthirdandfourthbeer.他吃饱了但又没撑微醺但又没醉Hellbefullbutnotstuffed,tipsybutnotdrunk.大概9点左右Shouldbearound9:00.好的所以你已经想清楚了Okay,soyouvethoughtthisthrough.坐稳了我给你来杯啤酒Justsittight.llgetyouabeer.两杯啤酒谢谢CanIhavetwobeers,please?嘿你还好吗Hey,youokay?Wendy和我结束了WendyandIareover.她要搬回加拿大了ShesmovingbacktoCanada.真可惜
16、Itstoobad.我刚刚教会她怎么削木头Ijusttaughtherhowtowhittle.她给我做了这根小小的尖棍子Shemademethistinysharpenedstick.听着我要跟你说我的女朋友们被甩的时候跟她们说的话1.ook,mgonnatellyouwhatItellallmygirlfriendswhentheygetdumped.男人都是狗Menaredogs.谢谢LeslieThankyou,Leslie.这句完全不符合这种情况Thatdoesnotapplytothissituationatall.但谢谢我很感激Butthankyou.Iappreciateit这
17、可太糟糕了Thisisadisaster.你不喜欢足球啊Yourenotintofootball?我就知道你有点什么问题1knewtherewassomethingwrongwithyou.我就知道我就知道我就知道我就知道Iknewit.Iknewit,knewit,knewit.实话说我好几年没有感觉这么好了Honestly,Ihaventfeltthisgoodinyears.不只是因为他让我吃的那些补品Andit,snotjustbecauseofthesupplementshehasmetaking膳食纤维还有更规律的生活andthesolublefiberandtheincrease
18、inregularity.还有他Itshim.他几周之后要搬回印第安纳波利斯了这太糟了HesmovingbacktoIndianapolisinacoupleofweeks,whichsucks.但如果他请我和他一起Butifheaskedmetomovewithhim,我觉得我会的IthinkIwould.我想要一杯本地啤酒Iwouldlikealocalbeer.我想要瓶装dlikeitinabottle.我想要瓶子是冷的dlikethebottletobecold.我想要一杯白干Iwouldlikeaglassofwhitewine.我想要霞多丽IwouldlikeittobeChard
19、onnay.我想要加-颗冰块AndIwouldlikethatwithoneicecube.谢谢Thanks.Trumple局长吗-嘿KnopeChiefTrumple?-Hey,Knope.你认识州预算办公室的BenWyatt的YouknowBenWyattfromtheStateBudgetOffice.你好嗯还好吗Hello.-Yeah,how,sitgoing?谢谢你们举办宴会披萨很好Thanksfortheparty.Goodpizza.很棒所以是的披萨味道好炸了对吧GreatSo,yeah,thepizzasdynamite,isntit?我刚刚说是好披萨Ijustsaiditwa
20、sgoodpizza.很好披萨很好Itsgood.Pizzasgood.你You.你知道我喜欢什么吗披萨饺YouknowwhatIlike?Calzones.这家伙什么毛病啊Whatthehelliswrongwiththisguy?抱歉我们待会儿再聊Sorry.We,11checkinwithyoulater.放轻松-好会的Takeiteasy.-Yeah,willdo.你怎么回事啊-我已经有点进展了啊Whatiswrongwithyou?-1wasgettingsomewherewiththat.是啊闲聊得挺好的啊好了让我来处理Yeah,greatsmalltalkoverthere.Ok
21、ay,letmehandlethis.我见到警♥察♥有点紧张-我来控场Igetalittlenervouswithcops.-mincontrol.昨啦What,sup?TomHaverford大驾光临TomHaverford1Sinthebuilding.呜Whoo!Tom你到底在干嘛Tom,whatthehellareyoudoing?跟你一样啊为Pawnee警♥察♥庆祝Samethingyouredoing,celebratingPawneesfinest.你们肯定认识我的约会对象TammySwansonIbelieveyoukno
22、wmydate,TammySwanson.嗨呀RonHi-ya,Ron.哦嗨呀Ron你好RonOh.Hi-ya,Ron.-Hey,Ron.真是抱歉哦msorry.看到你的前妻在我怀里让你不舒服了吗Isseeingyourex-wifeonmyarmmakingyouuncomfortable?哎呀我想象不到原因呢或者我能想到呢Gee,Icantimaginewhy.OrcanI?我喜欢这首歌♥哦你想跳舞吗TammyIlikethissong.Doyouwannadance,Tammy?哦可以可以啊Oh,yeah.Yeah.哦啊Oh.Ah.我知道Tammy看起来很可怕IknowTa
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