ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、对Pawnee社区电台的支持SupportforPawneeCommunityRadio来自像您一样的听众comesfromlistenerslikeyou也来自新片七个头的影子andfromthenewfilmTheShadowsofSevenHeads,一个戏剧性的故事描绘一个以色列士兵thedramatictaleofanIsraelisoldier与巴勒斯坦连体六胞胎的爱情whofallsinlovewithconjoinedPalestiniansextuplets.焦点影业即将上映OutsoonfromFocusFeatures.欢迎收听为您的想法而想WelcometoThough

2、tForYourThoughts.我是你们的主持DerryMurblesmyourhostDerryMurbles,为NinaJoplin代班sittinginforNinaJoplin,她IE在进行一场口语歌♥剧全国巡演whoistouringthecountryperformingaspoken-wordopera主题是梨型身材的女人aboutpear-shapedwomen.我今天的来宾是女性市议员MyguesttodayisCityCouncilwoman1.eslieKnopeLeslieKnope.很高兴又能来DerryItisapleasuretobeback,De

3、rry.你上周讲述海豚泌乳的节目真的令人着迷Yourshowlastweekondolphinlactationwasjustrivetingradio.Derry我和我的团队在试着建造一座公园Derry,myteamandIaretryingtobuildapark,而我们所需的设计灵感来自你们Pawnee的市民们andweneedinputonthedesignfromyou,thecitizensofPawnee.所以我想我来这里是打开蝙蝠侠信♥号♥♥灯的SoIguessmheretosendouttheBat-Signal.蝙蝠侠信&heart

4、s;号♥♥灯告诉各位可能不清楚的听众ABat-Signal,forlistenerswhomightnotknow,指的是儿童角色“蝙蝠侠”referstothechildrenscharactertheBat-Man一位在夜间对抗犯罪的强大绅astronggentlemanwhofightscrimenocturnally.是这样的说得很好ThatscorrectWellput.这座公园会是因Pawnee而建ThisparkisgoingtobeacelebrationofPawnee由Pawnee而建给Pawnee而建byPawneeandforPawnee.所

5、以你知道的提交你们的计划So,youknow,sendinyourplan或者简历.搞快点oryourresume.Andquick.拜托赶紧Please.Hurry.你们不赶紧的话这一切就要崩溃了Thisisallgonnafallapartifyoudonthurry.广♥告♥休息之后Comingupafterthebreak,KenTucker的电影评论moviereviewswithKenTucker他在为DaVidBianculli代班whoisfillinginforDavidBianculli而他在纽约为KenTUCker代班whosinNewYork

6、fillinginforKenTucker.Leslie你愿意介绍下一个环节吗1.eslie,wouldyouliketointroducethenextsegment?好吧Okay.“现在是“爵士加爵士等于爵士”的时间NowitstimeforJazzPlusJazzEqualsJazz,今天我们有一段BennyGoodman的录音todaywehavearecordingofBennyGoodman和另一段MilesDavis的不同录音同时播放playedoveraseparaterecordingofMilesDavis.研究显示我们的听众热爱爵士乐Researchshowsthatou

7、rlistenerslovejazz.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第8集第5季第8集好吧所以这是一封看起来来自联邦监狱的信Allright,sothisisaletterfromwhatlookslikeafederalpenitentiary.“这是一个我觉得公园可能样子的模型HeresamodelofwhatIthoughttheparkcouldlooklike.还有我是无辜的请帮我找个律师Also,minnocent.Pleasefindmealawyer.蠕虫公园我有罪我开始有点担心了mgettingkindofworried.我是说我们迄今还没有收到一个可用的主意Imean,weha

8、venotreceivedoneusableideasofar.等等看看这个家伙Hangon.Lookatthisguy.,30年工作经验30yearsofexperience“哥本哈根丹麦皇家美术学院建筑学学位withadegreeinarchitecturefromtheRoyalDanishAcademyofFineArtsinCopenhagen.11哇美丽的喷泉Wow!Beautifulfountain.完美修葺的灌木丛Perfectlymanicuredshrubbery.这像是公园部黄♥片♥啊ThisislikeParksDepartmentporn.

9、这家伙太厉害了Thisguyisgreat.他是毒瘾战犯拉皮条的我都不在乎Idontcareifhessomejunkiewarcriminalpimp.我不会改主意的Iamnotgonnachangemymind.他叫WrestonSt.James来自EagletonHisnamesWrestonSt.James.HesfromEagleton.哦那我改主意了Oh,vechangedmymind.我没在夸张但Eagleton人个个势利而邪恶看不起PawneemnotbeingmelodramaticwhenIsaythatpeoplefromEagletonaresnobbyandevil,

10、andtheylookdownonPawnee,而他们要不是忙着顾影自怜的话很有可能要灭绝一切Eagleton之外的人andtheywouldmostlikelyexterminateeveryonewhoisntfromEagletoniftheywerentsobusybeingobsessedwiththemselves.天啊差一点点God,thatwasclose.有时我斥责Eagleton的时候SometimeswhenIrantaboutEagleton,我忘了呼吸然后就晕掉Iforgettobreathe,andIpassout.不我们不能让一个来自Eagleton的人给Pawn

11、ee设计公园No.WecannothavesomeonefromEagletondesignaparkforPawnee.我们有持续r200年的血海深仇Wehavehadabloodfeudthathaslastedfor200years.嗯我们没太多时间了Well,wedonthavealotoftime,而他是第一位体面的候选人andheisthefirstdecentcandidate.所以我们至少去见见那家伙Soletsatleastgomeettheguy.是啊那是个好主意Yeah,thatsagoodidea.然后我们可以当面拒绝他Thenwecanrejecthimface-to

12、-face.我喜欢你的计划Ilikeyourplan.朋友们前任们Friends,formerlovers,熟人们Jerryacquaintances,Jerry,我向你们介绍新店店址的是.Iintroduceyoutothefuturehomeof.“租个型”Rent-A-Swag.哎呀Yikes.就像90年代的单口喜剧女演员一样Muchlikewomenin90sstand-upcomedyroutines,Tommy来大采购Tommybeshopping.我开始了一桩生意将我的时髦衣服租给青少年IstartedabusinesswhereIrentmyfancyclothestoteen

13、s所以他们父母不用给他们买♥♥sotheirparentsdonthavetobuythemnicethings很快就穿不上的好衣服theylljustgrowoutof.所以你看到一个14岁小孩系了条LV的领巾你知道该感谢谁Soifyouseea14-year-oldkidwearingaLouisVuittoncravat,youknowwhotothank.我Me.还有LOUiSVuittonEl为做出了些属♥爆的领巾AndLouisVuittonformakingsomedope-asscravats.孩子我喜欢野生动物但这家店是它的最佳住处吗

14、Son,Ilovewildlife,butisastorethebestplaceforit?救命Help.这个地方需要干点活但这是个很好的地点Theplaceneedssomework,butthisisagreatlocation.交通便利停车不打表1.otsoffoottraffic,nometeredparking.而且正在我的财政范围内Anditswellwithinmyfiscalrange.“财政”这个词用得好Tommy-非常上档次Gooduseofthewordfiscal.Tommy-veryupscale.印象深刻看到你让我有信心任何人都能重铸自己Veryimpressiv

15、e.Watchingyougivesmefaiththatanyonecanreinventthemselves.TommyTimberlake已死TommyTimberlakeisdead.负责大亨ThomasM.Haverford万岁1.ongliveThomasM.Haverford,responsibletycoon.救命我动不了了Help.Icantmove.这地方他设计的吗真是个垃圾场Hedesignedthisplace?Whatadump.BenLeslie嗨Ben!Leslie.Hi!嗨-WrestonSt.JamesHi.-WrestonSt.James.非常感谢你们前来不

16、谢谢你Thankyousomuchforcoming.-No,thankyou.嗯你们觉得我们的新公园怎公样Well,whatdoyouthinkofournewestpark?就那样吧一个词概括印象不深而且还有点不方便Eh.Inaword,underwhelming.Andalittleinconvenient.完全没有垃圾桶Theresnotrashcansanywhere.我有垃圾要怎么办呢就扔地上吗WhatamIsupposedtodowithmygarbage,justthrowitontheground?哦嘿谢谢你的垃圾Oh,hey.Thankyouforthetrash!StJa

17、mes先生我必须说这座公园也太不可思议了-谢谢Mr.St.James,Ihavetosay,thisparkisincredible.-Thankyou.它的官方名称是“五里公园”ItsofficialnameisFiveMileGrounds*,但我们喜欢叫做“笑容满园”butweliketocallitWidesmilesabound.1因为这里遍地的笑容吗Becauseofallthesmilesthatoccur?太无聊了It,ssoboring.来吧我带你们稍微参观一下Comeon,lltakeyouguysonalittletour.好啊他看起来超级酷哦Great.Heseemss

18、uper-cool.他看起来是你就等着吧Heseemscool.Justyouwait.嗯他们总是先好好款待你Well,theyalwayswineanddineyoufirst,但事实的真♥相♥是butthefactofthematterisEagleton人都是势利高傲的混♥蛋♥没有例外Eagletoniansare,withoutexception,snobby,condescendingjerks.这是我们和Eagleton边界的Pawnee这边ThisisthePawneesideofourborderwithEagleton.

19、现在离开Pawnee欢迎再来现在进入Pawnee祝你好运吧而这是Eagleton这边AndthisistheEagletonside.嘿宝是我Hey,babe,itsme.你能下来吗拜托陪我一下Willyoucomedownhere,please,andkeepmecompany?我好无聊我需要你msobored.Ineedyou.如果我过来的话至少我能砸个啥吗IfIcomedownthere,canIatleastbreaksomething?当然宝贝任何东西你知道的Ofcourse,baby.Anything.Youknowthat.Chris给了我这份好工作Chrisgavemethis

20、greatjob作为市政厅的周末保安asaweekendsecurityguardatCityHall.只有一个问题-这个工作太糟糕了Onlyoneproblem-itsaterriblejob.我做完了所有应该做的事情IdideverythingIwassupposedtodo,而我已经绕整栋楼转了四圈了andIwalkedaroundthebuildingfourtimes.却只过了20分钟Only20minuteshasgoneby.呃还以为我开始讲话可能已经过去十分钟了呢Ugh!ThoughtmaybetenminuteshadgonebysinceIstartedtalking.结果

21、只有15秒Itsonlybeen15seconds.哦Ohh.哦宝谢天谢地你来了Oh,babe,thankGodyourehere.我太无聊了我甚至开始思考存在-Igotsobored,Istartedthinkingaboutexistence-“我重要吗我们任何人重要吗DoImatter?Doanyofus?我们的存在有总体的规划吗一张蓝图什么的”Isthereamasterplanintheworks,agranddesign?就是那种蠢东西-呃谁在乎呢Justdumbstufflikethat-Ugh!Whocares?我以为做个保安会很激动的Ithoughtbeingasecurit

22、yguardwouldbeexciting.才没有Nope.等等Waitaminute.这不是所有精彩BertMacklin案件的开始吗IsntthishowallgreatBertMacklincasesstart?很安静Itsquiet.有点太安静了Alittletooquiet.你们可以看到我们喜欢把一切保持完美Asyoucansee,weliketokeepthingsquiteimmaculate.我记得Pawnee环形公园曾有次大规模污水外溢-后来怎么样了IrememberwhenPawneehadthatmassivesewageoverflowinCirclePark-what

23、everhappenedwiththat?我们完全修好了-嗯除了那个气味Wetotallyfixedit.-Well,exceptforthesmell.科学家称还要持续40年Thescientiststhinkitsgoingtolingerforanother40years.我们能直入上题吗Canwejustcuttothechasehere?为什么向你这么洋气的Eagleton建筑师WhywouldafancyEagletonarchitectlikeyou想要设tl一个小小的Pawnee公园呢wanttodesignatinyPawneepark?嗯我在电台听到你的恳求Well,Ihe

24、ardyourpleaontheradio,而你对这个项目太热情了andyouweresopassionateabouttheproject.是这样的大公园或者一个小小的迷你公园根本不重要Itdoesntmatterifitsagiantparklikethisoralittletinypocketpark.重要的是人Itsaboutthepeople.我们是来为他们服务的Wereheretoservethem.嘿St.James先生Hey,Mr.St.James!哦我们的气球手艺人的气球用完了Oh,ourballoonartisanisoutofballoons.失陪了Excuseme.我起

25、鸡皮疙瘩了看看我的手臂Ihavechills.Lookatmyarm.你为什么这么被他蛊惑啊Whyareyousocharmedbyhim?飘中角色/乱世佳人男主角你就像是个白瑞德路过时的南方美女YourelikeaSouthernbellewhenRhettButlercomesaround.是哦白瑞德他就让我想起他了Yes.RhettButler.Thatswhoheremindsmeof.U2乐队主唱或者BonoOrBono!啥What?Eagleton没有人会以任何原因帮助任何Pawnee人NoonefromEagletonhaseverwantedtohelpanyonefromPa

26、wneeforanyreason.1988年的时候我们被飓风袭击了In1988,wewerehitbyatornado.我们请Eagleton帮忙WeaskedEagletonforhelp,他们声称他们不在家andtheyclaimedtheyweren,thome.一整个镇声称他们不在家Anentiretownclaimedtheywerenthome.我一秒钟也不相信那个家伙Idonttrustthatguyforasecond.1.eslie看看Wreston委托那个气球艺人做了什么1.eslie,lookwhatWrestoncommissionedfromtheballoonart

27、isan.是我们哦Itsus.干得好团队Greatwork,team.Donna你和你的工作一如既往的令人陶醉Donna,youandyourworkareravishing,asusual.Ann整理技巧不错Ann,greatorganizationalskills.哇真心的赞扬啊Wow.Genuinepraise.福特汽车/克莱斯勒汽车总裁这是我从LeeIacocca的自传中学到的一条It,satipIpickedupfromLeeIacocca,sautobiography.一点点你和员工之间的小小连接能建立忠诚Asmallconnectionbetweenyouandyourworke

28、rshelpsbuildloyalty.Jerry你这块老钟表怎么样了Jerry!Howstheoldticker?哦嗯呃康复让我精疲力尽Oh.Well,uh,therehabisgrueling太好了很高兴听到这件事Great!Gladtohearit.哟伦巴来个节拍Yo,Roomba,dropabeat!租个型会是娱乐7二。的对立面Rent-A-SwagisgonnabetheoppositeofEntertainment720.这是我最后的机会了Thisismylastchance.如果这一切燃烧殆尽我就一无所有了除了我的美貌Ifthisgoesdowninflames,Iwillhav

29、enothingexceptmylooks.我永远都可以对热辣老年女性出♥卖♥♥♥色相Icouldalwayspimpmyselfouttohotolderladies.我需要记住这一点Ineedtorememberthat1817年5月May,1817.一帮闲散的拓荒者和拓荒女Ascrappygroupoffrontiersmenandwomen来到-块贫瘠的土地称之为印第安纳州PawneearriveatahardscrabblechunkoflandandcallitPawnee,Indiana.我们欠他们一笔感激的债Weoweth

30、emadebtofgratitude.嗯1817年6月他们中最富有的从银行里取出所有的钱Mm.June,1817,therichestamongthemtakealloftheirmoneyfromthebank然后像懦夫一样逃到山上建立了EagletonandthenfleeupthehilllikecowardstoformEagleton.这些吝啬鬼里认识你的什么祖先吗Recognizeanyofyourancestorsamongthemeanies?实际上像这片地区的大多数人一样Actually,likemostpeoplefromthearea,我在两边都有祖先Ihaveances

31、torsonbothsides.所以我觉得这种敌对就有点可笑弄巧成拙ThatswhyIthinkthisrivalryisjustalittlesillyandself-defeating.是啊你可能不知道但Leslie实际上是Eagleton出生的Yeah,youmaynotknowthis,butLesliewasactuallyborninEagleton.别把我妈犯下的罪怪在我头上Donotblamemeforthesinsofmymother.听着Knope女士我真的很努力了1.ook,Ms.Knope,mreallytryinghere,但我就不知道我们合作是不是个好主意butIj

32、ustdontknowifourworkingtogetherissuchagreatidea.哦这么快就开溜了太典型了Oh.runningawaysosoon.Typical.你知道吗随你怎么说Pawnee人我们永远不放弃Youknow,saywhatyouwantaboutPawneeans,butwenevergiveup.我们有幅壁画就叫做Pawnee众多投降人啊WehaveamuralcalledTheManySurrendersofPawnee.哦看看谁现在对我集中注意力了啊Oh,lookwhospayingattentiontomenow!好吧我能和你单独聊会儿吗Okay.Can

33、Ispeaktoyouprivatelyforaminute?名字是特工BertMacklinThenameisspecialagentBertMacklin.告诉我你是谁是谁的手下Tellmewhoyouare,whoyouworkfor,对我撒谎想都别想因为我太厉害了anddontbothertryingtolietome,becausemamazing.我的名字是朱迪希♥特♥勒♥MynameisJudyHitler,是阿道夫被宠坏的独女andIamthespoiledonlydaughterofAdolf.我会跟我爹地说你对我很卑鄙的BertMa

34、cklinAndmgoingtotellmyDaddyyouweremeantome,BertMacklin.他不会很喜欢这件事的所以把我解开Hesnotgoingtolikeitverymuch.Sountieme!想得美希♥特♥勒♥小姐但你身上有我想要的东西Nicetry,MissHitler,butyouhavesomethingthatIwant.藏着德国所有战争秘密的项链在哪里Where,sthenecklacewithallofGermanyswarsecrets?我不知道你在说什么Idontknowwhatyouaretalkingabo

35、ut.我觉得你知道-我不知道Ithinkyoudo!-1dont!把那根结束战争的项链给我不然我要诉诸拷问了yougivemethatwar-endingnecklace,orIwillresorttotorture.好吧我来跟你给你看它在哪该死Fine.Iwillshowyouwhereitis,damnit.你太棒了MacklinYouretoogood,Macklin.你别那么做希♥特♥勒♥Dontyoudoit,Hitler.你不敢爱上我的Dontyoudarefallinlovewithme.哦希♥特♥勒&hear

36、ts;你个性感的混♥蛋♥不Oh,Hitler,yousexybastard.No!是的Yes!啊Aah!我就是充满了各种问题Iamjustfilledtothebrimwithquestions.你为什么要用这种木材Whyareyouusingthiswood?它更易弯曲吗这些金属门闩是什么Isitmorepliable?Whatarethesemetallatches?它们是紫铜还是黄铜哪种更好吗如果是的为什么Aretheycopperorbrass?Isonebetter?Andifso,why?如果我告诉你了你就什么都学不到了IfItellyou,thenyo

37、uwonthavelearnedanything.来自伟大RonSwanson众多课程中的又课AnotherinalonglineoflessonsfromthegreatRonSwanson.我的咨♥询♥师RichardNygard医生Mytherapist,Dr.RichardNygard,建议我尝试一些非锻炼性的爱好suggestedthatItrysomenon-exercise-basedhobbies.所以我在和Ron学习木工SovebeenstudyingwoodworkingwithRon.这个是我做的Imadethis.我开始之前它比现在大一点Be

38、foreIstarted,itwasbigger.来我设计了一个很重要的东西Here.Ihavedesignedsomethingveryimportant.要不你现在就开始动手做吧Whydontyoustartworkonthatrightaway?好的先生Yes,sir!是一段无路可走的楼梯It,saflightofstairsthatleadstonowhere.你听到了吧Wereyoulisteningtohim他刚刚谈论服务大众和改善社区的时候whenhewastalkingaboutservingthepublicandmakingourcommunitiesbetter?你知道他

39、听起来像谁对吧Youknowwhohesoundslike,right?IdiAmin第三任乌干达总统伏地魔哈利波特反派角色是的IdiAmin或者伏地魔Yes.IdiAmin.OrLordVoldemort.不像你No.You.这样你对他太无礼了你需要道歉Now,youvebeenveryrudetohim,andyouneedtoapologize.哈哈哈你也太好笑了BenHahaha.Youarealaughriot,Ben.我永远不会对来自Eagleton的人道歉的IamnevergoingtoapologizetosomeonefromEagleton.好吧那你可以跟你的公园和四年的努

40、力挥手再见了Allright.Soyoucankissyourparkandfouryearsofworkgood-bye.自己决定Uptoyou.加油你能做到的Comeon.Youcandoit.我不想-你能-你能做到的Idontwantto.-Youcan-Youcandoit.St.James先生Mr.St.James,今天真的太奇怪了thishasbeenastrangeday.但我们不想让你对Pawnee留下错误印象ButwewouldntwanttoleaveyouwiththewrongimpressionofPawnee.你们看到希♥特♥勒&hear

41、ts;了吗HaveyouguysseenHitler?无论如何我们会很感谢你来设计这个公园Anyway,wewouldlovetohaveyoudesignthepark,本着和解的精神andinthespiritOfreconciliation,1.eslie想要道歉1.esliewouldliketoapologize.我可能让我的偏见Imayhaveallowedmyprejudices,我对Eagleton完全合理的偏见mytotallylegitimateprejudicesagainstEagleton影响了我对你参与这个项目的感受affectmyfeelingstowardsyo

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43、s.我很抱.msor.我很抱-msor-他是个人类你也是个人类He,sahumanbeing.Youreahumanbeing.你可以就-就说-Youcanjustjustsay我很抱-msor-我的天啊-我很抱歉Oh,myGod.-msorry.我很抱歉我很抱歉我很抱歉我-非常非常抱歉msorry.msorry.msorrythatI-msorry,verysorry,我很无礼thatIwasrude.还太早了Itstoosoon.你知道吗作为友好的表示我愿意放弃我的费用Youknowwhaasagestureofgoodwill,dliketowaivemyfee.我会无偿设计这座公园的l

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