ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、周三好的Jerry你选择把什么放进时间胶囊Okay,Jerry,whathaveyouchosentoputinthetimecapsule?这些是我母亲的日记Thesearemymothersdiaries.哇是的她一生都住在PawneeWow.-Yeah,shelivedinPawneeallofherlife而且记下了她做过的所有事andrecordedeverythingsheeverdid.是啊所以这就像是这个镇的鲜活记录Yeah,soits,youknow,kindoflikealivingdocumentaboutthetown.嗯一个来自Jerry的令人失望的好点子Mmm.Ad

2、isappointinglygoodideafromJerry.比好强多了JeiTy完美Betterthangoodjerry.Perfect给我Givemethat.“196♥4♥年1月18日,January18,196♥4♥.Gerald在学校参与了小飞侠彼得潘的演出GeraldstarredinhisschoolproductionofPeterPan.“他是个美丽的叮当小仙女”HewasabeautifulTinkerBell.我上的是男校Itwasanall-boysschool.发生什么了Jerry穿得像个公主啊哈哈哈Jerr

3、yJerry!嘿Leslie我有个点子Hey,Leslie,Ihaveanidea.为啥我们不把Eduardo放在里面WhydontweputEduardointhere然后封上盖子所以他会窒息而死andsealthetopsothathesuffocatesanddies?好的TOm轮到你了Okay,Tom,youreup.我的物品选择的是一副我前女友Lucy的照片Formyitem,Ichoseapictureofmyex-girlfriendLucy脸上画了胡须withamustachedrawnonherface从身上画下了臭线因为她很臭andstinklinescomingoffhe

4、r,causeshestinks.她和我分手了没说具体原因Shebrokeupwithme.Didntreallytellmewhy.幸运的是当你是个男的你只需告诉别人她疯了1.uckily,whenyouretheguy,youcanjusttellpeopleshescrazy.嘿Tom听说你和Lucy分手了”Hey,Tom,IheardyouandLucybrokeup.”“是啊哥们发现她是个疯子”Yeah,man.Turnsoutshescrazy.他们在明星伙伴里总是那久做ThatswhattheyalwaysdoonEntourage.Ron呢Ron?我提交的是Pawnee名店JJ

5、餐厅的这份菜单IamsubmittingthismenufromaPawneeinstitution,JJ,sdiner,它也是世界著名早餐”蛋肉末日四骑士餐“之家homeoftheworldsbestbreakfastdish,TheFourHorse-mealsoftheEgg-pork-calypse.Wendy也很喜欢Wendylovesit,too.我提交的是这个AndIamsubmittingthis.部自Pawnee建成开始所有发生事情的简史AbriefhistoryOfeverythingthathaseverhappenedsincePawneewasfounded.虽然说出

6、来也不能加分但我是凭记忆打的Notlikeyougetextracreditforthis,butIdidtypeitfrommemory.而且史上首次汇总了Andforthefirsttimeevercompiled,我们曾有过的每一个官方口号♥的完整列表itincludesacompletelistofeveryofficialtownsloganwe,veeverhad.哦我的天LeSlie-我知道你敢相信吗Oh,myGod,Leslie.-1know.Canyoubelieveit?太疯狂了-不是吗Thatscrazy.-Isntit?Pawnee:美国的巴黎”Pawne

7、e:TheParisofAmerica.Pawnee:西南印第安纳的阿克伦”Pawnee:TheAkronofSouthwestIndiana.Pawnee:欢迎德国士兵”Pawnee:Welcome,Germansoldiers.纳粹占领法国之后我们市长有点恐慌AftertheNazistookFrance,ourmayorkindofpanicked.Pawnee:美国工厂火灾中心”Pawnee:ThefactoryfirecapitalofAmerica.Pawnee:欢迎越南士兵”Pawnee：Welcome,Vietnamesesoldiers.Pawnee:加入ZorpPawnee

8、:EngagewithZorp.70年代有一小段时间我们镇被一个邪教占领rForabrieftimeinthe70s,ourtownwastakenoverbyacult.Pawnee:Zorp已死ZorP万岁”Pawnee:Zorpisdead.LongliveZorp.Pawnee：现在这里安全了”Pawnee:Itssafetobeherenow.Pawnee:JuliaRoberts的出生地”Pawnee:BirthplaceofJuliaRoberts.1这是个谎言她告了我们所以我们就得换掉了Thatwasalie,shesued,andsowehadtochangeit.Pawne

9、e:世界著名的JuliaRoberts诉讼之家Pawnee:Homeoftheworld-famousJuliaRobertslawsuit.Pawnee:欢迎塔♥利l♥班♥士兵”Pawnee:Welcome,Talibansoldiers.然后最后我们现在的口号♥Andfinally,ourcurrentslogan.Pawnee:友谊第一肥胖第四Pawnee:Firstinfriendship,fourthinobesity.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第4集第3季第4集是的Pawnee有自己的一系列问题Yes,Pawneehashad

10、itssetofproblems,但这个时间胶囊是我们的方式说出butthistimecapsuleisourwayofsayingPawnee会一直存在很长时间thatPawneeisgonnabearoundforalongtime.胶囊Capsule.你可以引用我这句话Andyoucanquotemeonthat.实际上你这些我会全部引用mactuallygonnaquoteyouonallofthis,因为这是篇报纸文章causeit,sanewspaperarticle.我想到一个很棒的标题好啊Ithoughtofagreatheadline.-Great.“是时候囊括未来了”Its

11、TimetoEncapsulatetheFuture.很好-副标题Goodone.-Subheadline,”公园部不说废话胶囊埋下时间胶囊”TheParksDepartmentCutstheCrapsule,BuriestheTimeCapsule.我明天会带摄影师再来llbebacktomorrowwiththephotographer.好Okay.1.eslie这个男的来了1.eslie,thisguyshere.嗨我能帮你吗Hi.CanIhelpyou?我是KellyLarsonmKellyLarson.我在网上看到了你的时间胶囊Ireadonlineaboutyourtimecaps

12、ule,我来给你提个建议andmheretomakeasuggestion.哦抱歉我们没有要接受Oh,msorry.We,renottaking.暮光之城系列Twilightbooks.这是一个美妙的关于吸血鬼狼人和浪漫史的冒险故事It,sabeautifullytoldsagaofvampires,werewolvesandromance.你是那个给我发暮光之城相关邮件的人YouarethepersonthatsbeenemailingmeaboutTwilight.我以为你会年轻一点而且是个女孩子Ithoughtyouwouldbeyounger.Andagirl.我不是Well,mnot

13、我年纪大点是个男孩molderandaboy.但我非常强烈地感觉这些需要被包括进去ButIfeelverystronglythattheseshouldbeincluded.能告诉你原因吗CanItellyouwhy?当然KeHy请坐太棒了Sure,Kelly.Haveaseat.-Awesome.开始你的辩护-谢谢Andpleadyourcase.-Thanks.好的1973年的圣诞夜Okay,ChristmasEve,1973.作者StephanieMeyer前MorganAuthorStephenieMeyer,neeMorgan,出生于康涅狄格州HartfordwasborninHar

14、tford,Connecticut.哦你要从她出生开始讲起啊好吧Oh.Youregoingallthewaybacktoherbirth.Okay.所以基本上Ann亲了我然后April亲了我Sobasically,AnnkissedmeandthenAprilkissedme,我告诉了April因为诚实很重要andItoldApril,becauseofhonestyisimportant.确实IE确Thatssotrue.但现在她给自己找了个委内瑞拉男朋友ButnowshesgoneandgottenherselfaVenezuelanboyfriend还是我见过最帅的哥们whos,like

15、,thehandsomestdudeveeverseen.在座诸位除外Presentcompanyexcluded.哦谢谢Oh,thankyou.我说的是我自己Iwastalkingaboutme.嘿Hey.AnnPerkinsAnnPerkins!Andy刚刚给我刷了个非凡的鞋Andyjustgavemeaphenomenalshoeshine我还不知道你俩曾经同居过andIdidnotknowthatyoutwooncelivedtogether.是的是的我们是Yes.Yes,wedid.谢谢你给他补上我俩的历史啊Thankyouforcatchinghimuponourhistory.A

16、ndy刚刚这鞋擦得太棒了Andy,thatwasanamazingshoeshine.我真的能在鞋上看到我的脸Icanliterallyseemyfaceinmyshoes.回头见Seeyoulater!他没他没付钱Hedidnt.Hedidntpayme.你为什么要和ChriS有交集啊WhyareyouhangingoutwithChris?他刚刚坐下了啊Hejustsatdown.我要怎么做呢他可是我老板WhatamIsupposedtodo?Hesmyboss.不他不是-他不是吗No,he,snot-Heisn,t?可恶Goddangit.我搞不明白我老板是谁Icannotfigureo

17、utwhomybossis.Andy我喜欢这个男的Andy,Ilikethisguy.请别做啥奇怪的事我求你了Pleasedontdoanythingweird,Ibegyou.我刚刚和Chris开始约会我不知道会怎么样IjuststarteddatingChris,andIdontknowhow,但Andy肯定会来搞砸butAndysgonnascrewitup.Andy会把所有事都搞砸Andyscrewseverythingup.我们约会的时候我给他买♥♥了条鱼Whenweweredating,Iboughthimafish我不想仔细说andIdontwantt

18、ogetintoit,但不知为何那条鱼最后死在了一只牛仔靴里butsomehowthatfishendedupdeadinacowboyboot.这些书累计在全世界售出超过一亿册Andcombined,theyhavesoldmorethan100millioncopiesworldwide.你看过暮光之城系列哪部电影没Now,haveyouseenanyoftheTwilightmovies?不我没看过好让我逐镜头向你介绍No,Ihavenot.-Well,letmedescribethemtoyoushotforshot.电影第一部暮光之城Movienumberone.Twilight.镜

19、头慢慢从布满青苔的圆木向上移&hearts动♥Weslowlypanupoveramossylog出现一只鹿喝着清澈见底的水toseeadeerdrinkingcrystal-clearwater.好的Kelly时间胶囊不只是一个装满人们喜欢东西的桶Okay,Kellyzthistimecapsuleisntjustabarrelfullofstuffthatpeoplelike.是关于此时此刻Pawnee人♥民♥的生活It,saboutlifeinPawneeatthismomentintime,而暮光之城里没有任何东西对Pawnee是特殊的andt

20、hereisnothinginTwilightthatisspecifictoPawnee.我不同意好嘛1disagree,okay?华盛顿Forks小镇和Pawnee一模一样ThetownofForks,WashingtonisexactlylikePawnee,除了气候和吸血鬼exceptfortheclimateandthevampires.抱歉我只能说不msorry.Ihavetosayno.我求你重新考虑Ibegyoutoreconsider.我只能请你离开了Andmgonnahavetoaskyoutoleave.那我只能这么做了Thenmgonnahavetodothis.他带了

21、手铐整件事都是计划好的Hebroughthandcuffswithhim.Thiswholethingwasplanned.我觉得这事挺酷Ithinkit,skindofcool.这不酷这是非法闯入可坏了规矩It,snotcool.It,strespassing,andthatisbreakingtherules.酷的人指定规矩他们不破坏规矩Coolpeoplemaketherules.Theydontbreaktherules.如果那些孩子们想让你破坏规矩Andifthosekidswantyoutobreaktherules,他们不是你真正的朋友they,renotreallyyourfr

22、iends.哇你是在特指谁呢Whoa,whoareyoueventalkingabout?我不知道对不起我只是很烦1dontknow.msorry.mjustannoyed.但我们既然聊到这个Butwhilewe,reonthesubject,你那个朋友Orin黑色长指甲和穿斗篷的那个yourfriendOrin,withthelongblacknailsandthecloak?他很让我担心Heconcernsme.他是个天才He,sagenius.我来搞定这个侵入者lltakecareofthistrespasser.给我30秒Giveme30seconds.我叫保安就好mjustgonna

23、callsecurity.伙计们能推迟会议一小时吗Guys,canwepushthemeetinganhour?发生什么了Whatsgoingon?一个家伙把自己铐在我办公室的管子上Someguyhandcuffedhimselftoapipeinmyoffice因为我们不愿意在时间胶囊里放一份暮光之城becausewewouldntputacopyOfTwilightinthetimecapsule.该死又来吗Damnit.Again?你看起来很伤心Youlooksad.你看起来是个执迷于儿童书籍的怪咖Youlooklikeaweirdgoonwhosobsessedwithakidsboo

24、k.是因为一个女孩吧不是吗It,sagirl,isntit?我能看出来Icantell.Bella拒绝Mike舞会邀约时他脸上的表情就是这样ItsthelookthatMikehadonhisfacewhenBellaturnedhimdownforthedance.哦是吗Oh,yeah?Isit?你妈意识到自己儿子是个彻底的废物时脸上表情是啥样Whatlookdidyourmomhaveonherfacewhensherealizedhersonwasacompletefailure?好的我闭嘴Okay,Illbequiet.但我知道心碎的感觉你知道还有谁知道吗ButIdoknowsomet

25、hingaboutheartbreak.Andyouknowwhoelsedoes?著名R&B歌♥手KennethBabyfaceEdmondsKennethBabyfaceEdmonds?不No.一位叫做暮光之城作者StephenieMeyer的女士AlittleladynamedTwilightauthorStephenieMeyer.相信我Trustme.你应该听他的这些书很好Youshouldlistentohim.Thosebooksaregood.哦我爱任何关于吸血鬼狼人怪物僵尸巫师小兽和时空穿越浪漫史的书Oh,Iloveanybookaboutvampires,we

26、rewolves,monsters,zombies,sorcerers,beastiesortime-travelingromances.如果我能和RobertPattinson独处一小时AndifIhadanhouralonewithRobertPattinson,他就能完全忘了这个细腿妹hewouldforgetallaboutSkinnylegsMcGee.我跟你保证lltellyouthatmuch.好了兄弟时间到了钥匙给我们Okay,buddy,timeisup.Giveusthekeys.他们藏在很远的地方Theyrehiddensomewhereveryfaraway.那我们只有

27、把手铐砍断了Thenweregonnahavetocutyouloose.为什么啊我没做错任何事啊Why?mnotdoinganythingwrong.是的你做错了你是非法侵入Yes,youare.Youretrespassing.事实是这是完全合法的Well,thefactremainsthisisperfectlylegal.不这不合法你是非法侵入No,itsnot.Youretrespassing.我真的不想造成任何麻烦1.ook,Ireallydontwanttocauseanytrouble,但你们不把暮光之城放到时间胶囊里我是不会走的butIamnotgonnaleaveuntil

28、youputTwilightinthetimecapsule.这个肌肉男风暴兵根本吓不到我Thismuscle-headedStormtrooperdoesn,tscareme.继续吧ArtieGoahead,Artie.不不彳、不No!No!No!No!No!求你了不不不不不不把他拉走Please!No!No!No!No!No!No!Gethimawayfromme!我很害怕你Iamveryscaredofyou!行了好了行了行了行了停下Allright!Okay!Allright!Allright!Allright!Stop.如果他想呆在这我就让他呆在这Ifhewantstostayint

29、here,lllethimstayinthere.两个小时后他就会又饿又抓狂Intwohours,hesgonnabesohungryandfreakedout,他会求着我hesgonnabebeggingmeto.他带了个枕头Hebroughtapillow.嘿LeSlie我要泡点睡睡茶你要来点吗Hey,Leslie,mmakingsomeSleepytimetea.Doyouwantany?周四嘿哥们醒醒啊大哥Hey,dude,wakeup,man.哦早啊TomOh,morning,Tom.暮光之城太展♥了Twilightisdope.我告诉过你了我都放不下Itoldyou.

30、-1couldntputitdown.就像她是在窥视我的灵魂Itwaslikeshewaspeeringintomysoul.歌♥唱吧朋友给Singit,friend.Here.第二本暮光之城:新月Booktwo.Twilight:NewMoon.开始吧Getcracking.还有第二本呢Theresasecondbook?还有第三还有第四Andathirdandafourth.不他妈的是吧Nofuckingway.擦得太漂亮了-嗯Itsfantastic.-Yeah.我很努力我把能擦的都擦过了Iworkedreallyhard.IdideverypairthatIcould.我

31、不知道这双怎么办Ididntknowwhattodowiththese.我以为它们是手套-不不不不Ithinktheyregloves.-No,no,no,no.这些是运动凉鞋Thosearesportssandals.它们是越野跑步赛用的Theyareforadventureracing.它们完美地包住你的脚Theyperfectlycontourtothehumanfoot,而人类的脚是终极的技术andthehumanfootistheultimatetechnology.老兄这可是我听过谁说过最酷的一句话了Dude,thatisthecoolestsentenceveeverheards

32、omebodytalk.所以你爱APriI但她有个新男友对吧SoyouloveApril,andshehasanewboyfriend,right?你从一张照片就能看出这么多吗Yougotallofthatfromapicture?不你昨天告诉我了No,youtoldmeyesterday.Andy我想帮助你把她赢回来Andy,1wanttohelpyouwinherover.为什么我想帮助他呢WhydoIwanttohelphim?因为他是个好人Becausehesagoodperson.我爱好人1lovegoodpeople.嘿你知道谁该穿这些鞋子吗Hey,youknowwhoshould

33、weartheseshoes?猴子Monkeys.这可是个有趣的转折啊Well,thisisaninterestingturnofevents.是吗我不知道Isit?Idon,tknow.我是说我猜还算是有趣吧Imean,Iguessitskindofinteresting.真正的故事是我们的时间胶囊有多奇妙Whattherealstoryisishowwonderfulourtimecapsuleis它如何完美地囊括了andhowitperfectlyencapsulates,一个我真的觉得你该用的词awordIreallythinkyoushoulduse,我们镇的生活whatourtow

34、nisallabout.嘿这个头条标题怎么样Hey,howsthisforaheadline?”公园部受白日梦管控ParksDepartmentFoiledbyPipeDreams.天这个标题真的不错God,thatsanamazingheadline,但拜托不要写那个故事butpleasedontwritethatstory.打开April心灵的钥匙就在你身上AndyThekeytoAprisheartiswithinyou,Andy.你需要从你性格的各个部分深挖Youneedtotapintotheaspectsofyourpersonality曾经吸引她的特质让你自己变成最好的自己tha

35、tsheoncefoundattractivetomakeyourselfthebestversionofyourself.你棒在哪里What,sgreataboutyou?我是好人mnice.好好人Good!Nice.还有什么-我在一个乐队里Whatelse?-minaband.乐队Band!还有什么就这了Whatelse?-Thatsit我站Edward吗是的AmIteamEdward?Yes.我和他-样对转变Bella有疑虑吗DoIsharehisconcernsaboutturningBella,though?当然没有Absolutelynot.Edward的主要目标一直以来都是保护B

36、ellaEdwardsprimarygoal,atalltimes,isBellasprotection.你们拜托拜托能不能安静Canyouplease,pleasebequiet?抱歉抱歉Sorry.Sorry.我们小声点为他人着想1.etskeepitdown.Beconsiderate.这么看吧Tom1.ookatitthisway,Tom.Bella对Edward的爱在经受考验Bella,sloveforEdwardisbeingtested.被JacobByJacob?嗯不完全是Mmm.Notexactly.Volturi家族-是的TheVolturi?-Yes.好的你知道吗好吧Ok

37、ay,youknowwhat?Allright.我要去会议室办公了mgonnagodomyworkintheconferenceroom,因为你们真的太烂了causeyouguysaretheworst.你看起来很紧张啊Leslie你知道你该做什么吗Youseemtense,Leslie.Youknowwhatyoushoulddo?读暮光之城吗ReadTwilight?读暮光之城给-是哦谢了ReadTwilight.Here.-Yeah,thanks.有时候我觉得她就是Volturi的SometimesIthinkshesintheVolturi.早上好KellyGoodmorning,Ke

38、lly.周五哦早LeslieOh,morning,Leslie.希望你不介意我把自己移到这根管子了Hopeyoudontmind,Imovedmyselfovertothispipe.这边舒服一点Itsalittlemorecomfortable.没问题你昨晚过得好吗睡得好吗Noproblem.Didyouhaveanicenight?Sleepwell?还行吧想一下的话Itwasallright,considering.给你带了杯咖啡Pickedyouupsomecoffee.非常感谢Thankyousomuch.你今早看起来挺愉快的Well,youseemprettychipperthis

39、morning.是啊Kelly因为我知道你在这里的原因了Iam,Kelly,becauseIknowwhyyourehere.你知道我昨晚做了什么吗YouknowwhatIdidlastnight?读了暮光之城被它改变了生活ReadTwilight,andittransformedyourlife而你准备放进时间胶囊了andyouregonnaputitinthetimecapsule?嗯我只读了前10页吧Well,Ireadthefirst10pages.虽然我没能读下去Icouldntreallygetintoit,though.我更像是一个哈利波特的女孩子MoreofaHarryPott

40、ergirlmyself.什么但我看了内页What?-ButIlookedintheinsidecover,看到了这个andIsawthis.1.izWaverly的财产。做了点小调查LizWaverly12岁Didalittleresearch,andLizWaverlyis12yearsold,KingPhilip中学就读的全A生astraight-AstudentatKingPhilipMiddle.她也是很多暮光之城网络讨论版的成员我猜是.ShesalsoamemberofmanyTwilightInternetmessageboards,andmguessing.你的女儿吗yourd

41、aughter?这是你这么做的原因吗想打动你女儿Isthatwhyyoudidthis?Toimpressyourdaughter?1.iz的妈妈和我几年前离婚了1.izsmomandIdivorcedacoupleyearsago,对她来说真的很难anditsbeenreallyhardonher.她爱暮光之城ShelovesTwilight.所以我读到你的时间胶囊我觉得So,IreadaboutyourtimecapsuleandIthought如果我能怎么说服你把书放进去thatifIcouldsomehowconvinceyoutogetitinthere,我就成了大英雄dbeabig

42、hero.这也太温暖了Thatsreallysweet.你应该告诉我你是为女儿做的Youshouldhavetoldmeyouweredoingthisforyourdaughter.我不想把她拉进来Ididntwanttodragherintoit.抱歉这是个错误msorry.Thisisamistake.你不用把暮光之城放进时间胶囊YoudonthavetoputTwilightinthetimecapsule.我觉得我们应该把暮光之城放进时间胶囊IthinkWeshouldputTwilightinthetimecapsule.1.eslie不要我们不和怪人谈判1.eslie,no.We

43、dontnegotiatewithweirdoes.是啊说好的完美囊括Pawnee生活”的呢Yeah,whathappenedto,AperfectencapsulationoflifeinPawnee*?嗯对F那个人来说Pawnee生活就是他和他女儿一起读那本书Well,forthatguy,lifeinPawneeishimandhisdaughterreadingthatbook.此外我还能让Shalma同意Besides,IcangetShaunaonboard.会写成一个很好的人情故事Itwouldmakeagreathumanintereststory.呃如果这个故事流出去了Uh,

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