ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、公园与游憩前情提要驾驾Giddyup!Giddyup!认识一下LeslieKnopeMeetLeslieKnope.我是扒裤天后Iamthepantsqueen!1.eslie爱鲜奶油和朋友跳舞1.eslieloveswhippedcream,dancingwithfriends,还有为印第安纳州的Pawnee公园部门努力工作andworkinghardfortheParksDepartmentofPawnee,Indiana.别玩了Tom-玩不腻啊Cutitout,Tom.-Itnevergetsold.她也爱她在市政厅的同事ShealsoloveshercoworkersatCityHal

2、l.RonSwansonRonSwanson.TomHaverfordTomHaverford.TommyTimberlakeTommyTimberlake.AprilLudgateAprilLudgate.我妈是波多黎各人所以我的性格才如此活泼多彩MymomsPuertoRican.Thatswhymsolivelyandcolorful.还有AndyDwyerAndAndyDwyer.搞定了Nailedit.April和Andy互相喜欢AprilandAndylikeeachother.但当Andy意外吻了他的前女友AnnPerkinsButwhenAndyaccidentallykiss

3、edhisex-girlfriend,AnnPerkins,April离开了Aprilleft.等等AprilWait.April!他从此再没见到她Andhehasntseenhersince.在这些爱情发生之时两个坏人闯进这个小镇Inthemidstofallthislove,twoblackhatsrodeintotown.科学家相信第一位Scientistsbelievethatthefirsthumanbeing能活过150岁的人类已经出生whowilllive150yearshasalreadybeenborn.我相信我就是那个人类IbelieveIamthathumanbeing.

4、而他们带来的是不安的消息Andtheybroughtwiththemsomedisturbingnews.明早生效ivetomorrowmorning,整个政♥府♥在另行通知前会被关闭theentiregovernmentwillbeshutdownuntilfurthernotice.1.eslie接下来会怎么做WhatwillLesliedonext?April和Andy能和好亲热吗WillAprilandAndymakeupandmakeout?来这一季公园与游憩寻找答案吧FindoutthisseasononParksandRecreation.现在开始St

5、artingrightnow.Ron我们回来了Ron.Wereback.棒极Bully.Pawnee的破产政♥府♥关了整个夏天ThebankruptgovernmentofPawneehasbeenshutdownallsummer,所以有三个月没有工作没有会议soitsbeenthreemonthsofnowork,nomeetings,没有备忘录没有熬夜什么都没有nomemos,nolatenights,nothing.我都不敢这么诅咒我最坏的敌人Iwouldntwishitonmyworstenemy.集♥合♥队伍太激动了Round

6、inguptheteam,soexciting.我都起鸡皮疙瘩了感受一下Ihavegoosebumps.Feel.所以他们才叫我白马王子AndthatswhytheycallmePrinceCharming.因为我总是给我的灰姑娘找到合适的玻璃拖鞋Because1alwaysfindtheglassslipperformyCinderella.这些也太紧了Thesearewaytootight呃真正的灰姑娘可没有河马脚Well,therealCinderelladidnthavehippofeet.Tom我们回来了Tom,we,reback.)eremy去死吧Jeremy!Suckit!顺便我

7、送了很多免费运动胸罩Bytheway,vebeengivingawayfreesportsbras给热狗棒店的女孩子们tothegirlsatHotDogonaStick.你看我们可以整日周♥旋♥但现在是站出来的时候了1.ook,wecandanceallday,butitstimetostepup.你是准备在我这买♥♥四千个橡胶乳♥头♥还是不买♥♥Areyoubuying4,000rubbernipplesfrommeornot?D你有访客D,youhaveavisitor.回来了

8、回来了Weback?-We,reback.好嘲Allright.JerryJerry.哦我的天哪看看谁在这Leslie0h,mygosh.Lookwhoshere.Leslie.噩梦结束了Jerry我们要回去上班了Thenightmaresover,Jerry.Weregoingbacktowork.你已经不需要这玩艺儿了Yourenotgoingtoneedthisanymore.来吧Comeon!我叫了前排的所有人都听见了Icalledshotgun.Everybodyheardme.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第1集第3季第1集我一般不擅长演讲Well,Iamusuallynotonefo

9、rspeeches.所以再见So,goodbye.休息结束了混♥蛋♥们情况是这样Breaksover,mofos.Okay.Heresthesituation.我们现在预算非常紧张Weareoperatingonashoestringbudget公园服务被砍了Parkserviceshavebeenslashed.但我们还在这Butweareallstillhere.我们有一件事要做Andwehaveajobtodo.做全世界最大的披萨Maketheworldsbiggestpizza.不为了镇上的人们让这里好玩起来No,makethistownfunforthep

10、eoplewholivehere.好但在那之后披萨是我们最优先的事Fine,butafterthat,thepizzaisourtoppriority.不不是-我们要吃披萨了No,itsnot.-Weregettingpizza?APril嘿是我AndyDwyerApril,hey,itsme,AndyDwyer.这是我给你发的第200条没回复的信息了Thisislikethe200thmessageveleftyou,withoutaresponse.所以如果你想告诉我什么So,ifyouretryingtotellmesomething,我不知道是什么因为你不回我电♥话&he

11、arts;1donotknowwhatitisbecauseyouwontcallmeback.见到你们所有人确实很棒啊Itistrulygreattoseeallofyou,huh?是好新闻Itsgreatnews!好的我得跑了BenOkay.Ihavetorun.Ben.坏新闻Thebadnews,轮到我说的是这样的whichIgettodeliver,isthis.你们这段时间唯一的工作是现有公园的维护Youronlyworkforthetimebeingwillbeexistingparkmaintenance.所以那就意味着我们进入维护模式了So,thatjustmeansthatw

12、e,reinmaintenancemode.耶-JeITyYeah!-Jerry!好的你看我过去几个月里一直在头脑风暴Okay.See,Ivespentthelastfewmonthsbrainstorming.我有些真的很好的点子放在了我的点子活页夹里AndIhavesomereallygreatideasandIputtheminmyideabinders.我是说他们可是按颜色分类的啊天啊1mean,theyrecolorcoded,forGod,ssake.好的实际上是的唯一一件你们会做的事Okay.Actually,yeah.Thereisonethingthatyouwillbedo

13、ing.显然在印第安纳如果你不开篮球联赛Apparently,inIndiana,ifyoudontprovideabasketballleague,人们会很不爽peoplegetveryupset.然后真的会朝你扔东西叫你外号♥Andquitefrankly,throwthingsatyouandcallyounames.比如屎男孩无所谓r1.ikeTurd-boy.Whatever.重点是我重启了青春篮球联赛好吧ThepointisIreinstatedyouthbasketball.Okay?这上面说你只有组两队的钱Itsayshereyouonlyhavemoneyfor

14、twoteams?是的他们会激烈竞争的Yeah.Theyregoingtodevelopagreatrivalry.在我的指导下你们会从男孩成长为男人Undermytutelage,youwillgrowfromboysintomen,从男人成长为角斗士frommenintogladiators,从角斗士成长为SwansonandfromgladiatorsintoSwansons.看吧Behold!Swanson伟大金字塔TheSwansonPyramidofGreatness.我研发Swanson伟大金字塔已经很多年了vebeendevelopingtheSwansonPyramidofG

15、reatnessforyears.这是为了最大个人成就而制♥作♥的标准化秘方It,saperfectlycalibratedrecipeformaximumpersonalachievement.类别包括.Categoriesinclude.资本主义上帝决定谁聪明谁贫穷的方式Capitalism.GodswayOfdeterminingwhoissmart,andwhoispoor.哭泣在葬礼和大峡谷可以接受Crying.AcceptableatfuneralsandtheGrandCanyon.愤怒姿态产权Rage.Poise.Propertyrights.钓鱼作

16、为运动不是为了肉Fish,forsportonly,notformeat.鱼肉基本上是一种蔬菜Fishmeatispracticallyavegetable.发型有三种可接受的发型Haircuts.Therearethreeacceptablehaircuts.战士发型平头寸头Highandtight.Crewcut.Buzzcut.你家的剪刀坏掉了吗孩子Arethescissorsbrokeninyourhouse,son?所以你回来工作开心吗So,areyouhappytobebackatwork?唉我们的预算被砍到没有了Well,ourbudgetsbeenslashedtozero.我

17、那天试着给足球场买♥♥肥料Itriedtobuyfertilizertheotherdayforthesoccerfield.拒绝请求Requestdenied.我们真的连屎都不能买♥♥Weliterallycan,tbuyshit.我很抱歉msosorry.不我是说你看我们还小的时候No.Imean,look,whenwewerekids,公园部会做这些大型的项目theParksDepartmentwoulddothesebigprojects.冬日大联欢丰收节WinterJamboree,theHarvestFestival.就像他们

18、对我们已经失去信心了一样Itsliketheydonthavefaithinusanymore.我不是纸上谈兵的人Annmnotapaperpusher,Ann.我需要到街上去去种树去抗争Ineedtobeoutinthestreets,plantingtreesandcrackingskulls.1.eslieKnopeAnnPerkins1.eslieKnope.AnnPerkins.整个镇我最喜欢的两个人怎么样啊Howaremytwofavoritepeopleinthisentiretown?不好ChrisNotgood,Chris.我办公室里有一整排的人Therewasawholel

19、ineofpeopleinmyoffice在抱怨他们所有的项目都被砍了complainingthatalltheirprogramshavebeenslashed.是我知道确实很糟我们有什么能做的吗Yeah,Iknow,it,sterrible.Isthereanythingwecandoaboutthat?不-该死抱歉LeslieNo.-Damn!Sorry,Leslie.Ann我能和你聊会儿吗Ann,couldItalktoyouforaminute?所以你怎么样So,how,sitgoing?省省吧好吗我知道你对我和我的部门都没有信任Saveit.Okay?Iknowyoudonthav

20、efaithinmeandmydepartment,没关系andthatsfine.但别指望我坐在这跟你闲聊Butdontexpectmetosithereandchitchatwithyou.好吧很公平走那一边Allright.Fairenough.-Gotheotherway.但我正准备去那好吧我Butmjustgoingtothat.Allright,ll.你看我受宠若惊但再说一遍我不觉得我该跟你约会1.ook.mveryflattered.Butagain,Idon,tthinkIshouldgooutwithyou.我能问你为什么吗CanIaskyouwhynot?因为我觉得你喝醉之

21、后亲我那晚上很开心BecauseIthoughtwehadagreattimethenightyougotdrunkandkissedme.而且你确实用了舌头Andyoudiduseyourtongue.我不觉得我现在是合适约会的时机Ijustdontthinkminaplacetogooutwithanyonerightnow.好的如果你改了主意你知道去哪找我AnnPerkinsOkay.Well,ifyouchangeyourmind,youknowwheretofindme,AnnPerkins.1.eslieKnope-是的1.eslieKnope.-Yes.他又邀约你了吗Didhea

22、skyououtagain?是的是的他确实很坚持Hedid.Hedid.Heisnothingifnotpersistent.而且帅他真的很他挺帅Andhot.Hesvery.Hesprettyhot.是的他很帅但他很紧张Yeah,heshot.Buthesintense.但他确实确实很帅但他是你的老板Buthesreally,reallyhot.Buthesyourboss.哦我的天我刚想到了一个可以拯救公园部的点子Oh,myGod.IjustthoughtofanideaofhowwecansavetheParksDepartment.棒哦-我问你个问题Great.-Letmeaskyou

23、onequestion.你乐意做一些妓♥女♥做的事情吗Wouldyoubecooldoingthingsthataprostitutedoes?减去钱呢Minusthemoney?当然啊那可以-谢谢AnnDefinitelyyes,then.-Thanks,Ann.真精神很好篮板就是你的朋友1.ookingsharp.Beautiful.Thebackboardisyourfriend.我想说我的教练风格是以基础为中心的dsaymycoachingstyleiscenteredaroundfundamentals,强调“基”本有趣withanemphasisonfu

24、n.嘿看着Hey,watchthis.去捡球吧Gogetit.第二强调“础”Andasecondemphasisonmental.是的可能会是累活Yeah,itcanbehardwork.但每次看着其中一个孩子的眼睛他叫我教练时ButeverytimeIlookoneofthesekidsintheeyesandhecallsmeCoach.我就知道我答应了要做教练ThatshowIknowIagreedtobeacoach.老鼠耗子老鼠耗子MouseRat!-MouseRat!大居♥杀♥-大屠♥杀♥Carnage!-Carnage!好的

25、先生们现在是赛前扔硬币时间Okay,gentlemen.Itstimeforthepre-gamecointoss.篮球没有扔硬币环节你穿的是女式运动鞋吗Theresnocointossinbasketball.Arethosewomenssneakers?是的确实是Ron你知道吗Yes,theyare,Ron.Youknowwhat?它们更合适我有店员折扣而且最好的部分是Theyfitbetter,Igotanemployeediscount,andthebestpartis没人能看出来noonecantell.好的我们上吧Allright,letsdothis.橄榄球术语赛点触地得分之类的

26、Matchpoint.Touchdown.Etcetera.耶上吧闪电好的Yeah.Go,Lightning.Allright.好的我喜欢你穿的但我需要再性感300%Okay.Ilikewhatyourewearing,butIneedittobe300%sexier.你有那种看起来总是湿的的衬衣吗Doyouhaveanyofthoseshirtsthatlookwetallthetime?或者比如金属比基尼Or,like,ametalbikini?你知道什么永远性感吗无指手套Youknowwhatsalwayssexy?Fingerlessgloves.或者我就穿这套普通精神正常的服装呢Wh

27、ataboutifIwearthisnormal,saneoutfit?好行但你得吃点什么性感的食物Yeah.Okay,butyouregoingtohavetoeatsomethingsexy,then.比如香蕉-正餐吃吗1.ikeabanana.-Fordinner?那什么是性感的食物呢芦笋吗Well,whatssexyfood?Asparagus?不你知道什么很性感吗No,youknowwhatssexy?火鸡辣椒Turkeychili.是啊Yeah.我要怎么自然把话题AndhowexactlyamIsupposedtocasuallysteertheconversation转移到公园部

28、预算上呢towardstheParksDepartmentbudget?好特别简单Okay.Itstotallyeasy.告诉你你演Chris我演你我来展示怎么做Tellyouwhat.YoubeChris.llbeyou.llshowyouhowitsdone.好吧Okay.AnnPerkins你很奇妙令人惊叹我跟你在这很开心AnnPerkins.Youarewonderfulandamazingandmhappytobeherewithyou.谢谢Chris我穿了件燕尾背心里面没穿衬衫Thankyou,Chris.mwearingatuxedovestwithnoshirtonundern

29、eath.哦哦Oh-oh.我能请你喝一杯吗我喜欢世界上所有的饮料CanIgetyouadrink?Iloveeverysinglebeverageintheworld.我想喝点酒Iwouldlikesomewine.然后哦我的背心弹开了And.Oops,myvestpoppedopen.就像预算也需要弹开Justlikethebudgetneedstopopopen然后你需要把它倒进我的公园部里andyouneedtopouritintomyParksDepartment.很棒Great.我很激动你终于答应和我约会了Iamsoexcitedthatyoufinallyagreedtogoout

30、withme.真是个极好的反转啊Whatamagnificentflip-flop.你是个极好的邀人约会人Youreamagnificentasker-outer.告诉你今天的每一个细节Tellmeeverysingledetailofyourday.我爱约会Ilovedates.我爱与人联结我爱与她们建立关系Iloveconnectingwithsomeone.Iloveengagingthem.我爱被他们惊讶到我从没有过一个坏约会Ilovebeingsurprisedbythem.Ihaveneverhadabaddate.他们都是很好或者超乎想象的好Theyveallbeeneither

31、greatorphenomenallygreat.护士是迄今为止我们社会中最被看轻的人Nursesarethemostundervaluedmembersofoursocietybyfar.我觉得你们所有人都该拿到和GoogleCEO一样的薪水IthinkallofyoushouldmakeasmuchmoneyastheCEOofGoogle.哇谢谢我同意Wow.Thankyou.Iagree.我能问你个问题吗CanIaskyouaquestion?为什么我总是如此积极吗WhyamIsopositiveallthetime?是的就是这个问题Yes,thatsexactlythequestio

32、n.我出生时有一种血液失调症Iwasbornwithablooddisorder.我父母被告知我只能活三个星期AndmyparentsweretoldthatIhadthreeweekstolive.但现在我还在AndhereIstillam,2000多个星期之后some2,000-oddweekslater,而我享受过其中的每一个and1haveenjoyedeveryoneofthem.我觉得进展挺好他实际上是个很好的男的Ithinkit,sgoingwell.Hesactuallyareallyniceguy.行行行行好的所以你问他钱的问题r没Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah.Ok

33、ay.So,haveyouaskedhimyetaboutthemoney?这是个约会你知道吧Itsadate,youknow?有点难在讨论你最爱电影的时候随意提起公园预算啊It,skindofhardtocasuallybringuptheParksbudgetwhenyouretalkingaboutyourfavoritemovies.侏罗纪公园公园很棒公园部需要钱JurassicPark.Parksaresogreat.TheParksDepartmentneedsmoney.我三步就解决了Ijustdiditinthreemoves.好吧那你为啥不直接过来自己搞定呢Well,then

34、,whydontyoujustcomehereanddoityourself?好的我了个去Okay.-Holycrap!啥Chris和Ann你俩在这里干什么呢What?ChrisandAnn,whatareyoutwodoinghere?我们在约会进展得超乎想象的好Weareonadate.Anditisgoingphenomenally.谢谢但我想停下来只喝一杯Thanks,butllstayforjustonedrink.我很高兴能碰到你因为我想跟你讲讲IamsohappyIranintoyou,becauseIwantedtospeaktoyouabout.啧啧啧Well,well,we

35、ll.Ben真是有趣的惊喜啊Ben.Whatafunsurprise.是啊今晚你来这里约会了Thatsright,youwerecomingheretonightonadate.然后嘿Leslie也在这个美妙浪漫的场合加入了你们Andhey,Leslieisjoiningyouonthiswonderfullyromanticoccasion.怎公样呢-不可思议Howaboutthat?-Fantastic!确实是Itis.我能跟你聊吗当然CanItalktoyou?-Sure.你在干啥-只是确认下我怀疑的事情LeSIieWhatareyoudoing?-Justconfirmingasusp

36、icion1had,Leslie.你在说什么呢我跟这个约会毫无关系Whatareyoutalkingabout?Ihadnothingtodowiththisdate.他们都那么好看他们估计只想看到彼此的裸体吧Theyrebothsobeautiful.Theyprobablyjustwanttoseeeachothernaked.好吧我知道你想做什么Okay.Well,Iknowwhatyouretryingtodo,而且你并不擅长这种鬼鬼祟祟andyou,renotthatgoodatbeingsneaky.是的我很擅长-不你并不Yes,Iam.-No,yourenot.我很擅长鬼鬼祟祟-

37、很明显你并不mgreatatbeingsneaky.-Clearly,yourenot.嘿你俩我们一起吃饭吧人越多越开心Hey.Youguys,letsallhavedinnertogether.Themorethemerrier.很棒-很棒Great.-Great.干得好伙计们是Greatjob,guys.Yep.好的EriC休息了还是受伤了Allright,Eric.Takingarest,orareyouhurt?休息吗聪明Takingarest?Smart.毁灭他们先生们不要有同情心Destroythem,gentlemen.Feelnosympathy.是的RonSwanson在和我

38、前妻Wendy约会Yes,RonSwansonisdatingmyex-wife,Wendy.了不起哦我女朋友Lucy是镇上最性感的女人Bigdeal.Mygirlfriend,Lucy,isthesexiestwomanintown.她是古巴人她身上有纹身ShesCuban,shesgottattoos,而且她喜欢我andshesintome,在我看来这是一个女人身上最性感的特质了which,asfarasmconcerned,isthesexiestqualityawomancanhave.哦我有个点子了你们知道怎样会很有趣吗Oh,Ihaveanidea.Youknowwhatwouldb

39、ereallyfun?饭后我们去Ramsett公园的池塘边散步Afterdinner,weshouldtakeawalkbythepondinRamsettPark.公园散步会很浪漫的Walkinginparkscanbeveryromantic.是的太可惜公园总是关门Yeah,toobadthepark,salwaysclosed,though.好吧你们在约会Okay.Well,youtwoareonadate.所以Leslie和我可能应该走了So,LeslieandIshouldprobablygetgoing.实际上我和所有人一起很开心Well,mactuallyhavingagoodt

40、imewitheveryone.ChriS我也是啊Chris?-Me,too.我现在非常的开心mhavingafantastictime.你们觉得我们把这个“约会加两人”的事情Whatdoyousaywetakethiswholedate-plus-two-other-peoplething带上更高层次如何upintothestratosphere?凸点酒吧这个地方太优秀了Thisplaceisoutstanding!选得好LeSlieKnope-谢谢Greatcall,LeslieKnope.-Thanks.看连Ben都跳起来了1.ook.EvenBensdancing.那就是投篮的方式Ch

41、ignoli快回防Thatsthewaytoshoottheball,Chignoli.Hustleback.那是犯规了-什么谁犯规了Thatsafoul!-What?Onwhom?你们队50号♥他在二次运球Yourteam.Number50.Hewasdoubledribbling.他在防守啊-没错He,sondefense.-Exactly.那是技术难点Thatsatechnicaldifficulty.所以这意味着Andy的队伍从条状东西那里扔球开始So,thatmeansAndysteamthrowstheballfromtheStripeything.Letsgo!“条

42、状东西”TheStripeything?嘿你好吗Hey,there,howsitgoing?很好谢谢Great,thanks.我请你喝一杯吗CanIbuyyouadrink?我受宠若惊mveryflattered.但这是我美得惊人的约会对象AnnPerkinsButthisismystunninglygorgeousdate,AnnPerkins.你好你好Hi.-Hi.抱歉-没问题Sorry.-Noproblem.实际上因为你们今天如此欢迎让我请你们每位喝一杯Infact,letmebuyallofyouadrinkforbeingsowelcomingtoday.服务员Waiter!我觉得我

43、可能真的喜欢ChrisIthinkImayactuallylikeChris.店里请的Leslie-谢谢Onthehouse,Leslie.-Thankyou.我算是个同性恋英雄msortofagayhero.去年我给动物园两只企鹅结了婚1.astyear,Imarriedtwopenguinsatthezoo,结果他俩都是同性恋anditturnedouttheywerebothgay.企鹅婚礼吗-嗯哼Penguinwedding?-Mm-hmm.真可爱-也太可爱了Thatscute.-Itwassocute.但不说有多可爱了Butenoughabouthowcuteitwas.你为啥觉得不

44、该把钱给我呢WhydontyouthinkIshouldhavethemoney?老天啊你认真的吗GoodLord.Really?听着我18岁的时候成为家乡的市长1.ook.WhenIwas18andIbecamemayorofmyhometown,我用市里剩下的每一块钱开了一家大型冬季体育场Iusedeverylastdollarwehadtoopenagiantwintersportscomplex.叫它冰城CalleditIceTown.结果很棒所有人都很喜欢Anditturnedoutgreatandeveryonelovedit.是啊差不多吧工程没有完成我被弹劾了Yeah,kindo

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