ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、所以他们在给停车场的线重新喷漆时So,whiletheyre-paintthelinesintheparkinglot,我们请求所有人停在路边wereaskingeveryonetodostreetparking.我不会把我的奔驰停在路边的mnotstreetparkingmyMercedes.呃所有人都这样我也是这样啊Well,everyoneis.Imdoingit.因为没人想偷一辆奥拓CausenobodywantstostealaSaturn.好的接着说垃圾回收Allright,movingontorecycling.你还好吗Ron-只是有点牙疼Youokay,Ron?-Justali

2、ttletoothpain.我没事继续mfine.Continue.好的每个部门都会发放蓝色垃圾箱Okay,eachdepartmentwillbegettingbluebins.你需要去看牙医吗RonDoyouneedtogotothedentist,Ron?我不喜欢牙医Idontlikedentists.稍等Justasecond.嘿不不不Hey.-No,no.No!不不不不No,no,no,no!哦Oh!我♥操♥Whatthefuck?我的天啊Oh,myGod!抱歉各位我们刚刚聊啥来着msorry,everybody.Whatwerewetalkingabou

3、t?垃圾回收吗Recycling?牙医昨天就把牙齿拔♥出♥来♥了Dentistpulledthetoothoutyesterday.但向你的同事们展示Butit,salwaysagoodideatodemonstratetoyourco-workers你能忍♥受极大程度的痛苦永远是个很棒的主意thatyouarecapableOfwithstandingatremendousamountofpain.此外能看到TOm晕倒总是很好玩Plus,itsalwaysfuntoseeTomfaint.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第9集第3季第9集注意

4、了所有人Attention,everybody!所有人听着Everybody,listenup.你们都被正式邀请参加一个晚餐聚会Youareallofficiallyinvitedtoadinnerparty,今晚7点在我们家7:00p.m.tonightatourhome,官方称呼是我朋友Burly的家whichisofficiallymyfriendBurly,shome,因为我没有家becauseIdonthaveahome.发完了没剩下的了Thatsit.There,snomoreleft.给他吧Giveittohim.我们约会接近一个月了We,vebeendatingforalmos

5、tamonth,所以我们就决定想做一些特别的事情sowejustdecidedthatwewantedtodosomethingspecial.而晚餐聚会确实结合了我们最喜欢的两件事Anddinnerpartiesdocombinetwoofourfavoritethings,晚餐和聚会dinnerandparties.聚会是的Parties.-Yeah.就像你能有一个XBox煎饼一样ItslikeifyoucouldhaveaXBoxpancake.你们的邀请包含了要求每个人带的东西Yourinvitationsincluderequestsforeachofyoutobringstuff,

6、因为我们没啥东西causewedonthaveawholelot.别迟到Dontbelate.看路Watchout.”最亲爱的Tom请带上餐具”DearestTom,pleasebringsilverware.”请带上熟牛排”Pleasebringcookedsteak.这也太扯淡了Thisisridiculous.他们很年轻他们很相爱Theyreyoung.Theyreinlove.他们准备好向全世界展示了Theyrereadytoshowittotheworld.挺温馨的啊It,sverysweet.我们都会去的-什么Andwereallgoing.-What?Dillards男童装今天特

7、卖♥♥啊TheresaboyssaleatDillardstoday.嘿哦嘿Hey.-Oh,hey.你今晚去吗Yougoingtonight?是啊显然他们想让我带阿凡达Yeah.ApparentlytheywantmetobringAvatar,还有50副3D眼镜可播放3D的电视and50pairsof3-Dglasses,anda3-D-capabletelevision.嗯-是哦Mmm.-Yeah.啊那我在那见你了以及你的这些东西Well,Iwillseeyouthere,withallofthosethings.我实际上是来见你的Iwasactuallycom

8、ingtoseeyou.我想让你给点意见Iwantedyouradviceonsomething.哦是么Oh,yeah?我的老板在IndianapolisMybossinIndianapolisl他想让我一周内重新上路hewantsmebackontheroadinaweek.但今早Chris给我提供了一份职位Butthenthismorning,Chrisofferedmeajob呆在Pawnee这里为他工作tostayhereinPawneeandworkforhim.你想那么做吗Doyouwannadothat?呃我不知道Well,1dontknow.我最近几年搬家太多了vebeenmo

9、vingaroundsomuchthepastfewyears.能呆在一个地方一阵子可能挺好的Itmightbenicetostayinoneplaceforawhile.你觉得呢Whatdoyouthink?呃这是个很棒的城市Well,thisisagreatcity.你知道它肯定是印第安纳最好的城市Youknow,it,sdefinitelythebestcityinIndiana,可能是美国最好或许是世界最好probablyAmerica,possiblytheworld.当然但另一方面Sure.-Butontheotherhand,你在州政♥府♥投入了12年

10、youveputin12yearswiththestategovernment.所以你觉得我该拒绝Chris回到IndianaPOliS还是SoyouthinkIshouldsaynotoChrisandheadbacktoIndianapolisor.很难抉择你知道我会怎么做吗Itsatoughcall.YouknowwhatIwoulddo?你该做一个利弊分&hearts淅♥表Youshouldmakeaprosandconslist.那总对我管用是啊是是Thatalwaysworksforme.-Yeah.Yeah,yeah.好的可能我会那么做吧Okay,maybelldo

11、that.很棒Excellent.聊得不错Nicetalkingtoyou.好东西好-嗯Goodstuff.Okay.-Yeah.所以这是怎么做的Sohowdoesthiswork?单身之夜好的你只用填上你的名字Allright,youjustfilloutyournametag,然后就搞定了andyoureallset.好吧Okay.但我是说我是上去和任何人聊天ButImean,doIjustgoupandtalktoanyone,还是我等着他们来跟我聊还是ordoIwaitforthemtotalktome,or.你在问我如何和男的调情吗Areyouaskingmehowtoflirtwi

12、thmen?好吧好的Okay.Allright.这是全新的AnnPerkinsIt,sawholenewAnnPerkins.我把自己放出去见见新的人mputtingmyselfoutthere,meetingsomenewpeople,来点随意的乐子havingsomecasualfun,而这很尴尬anditisawkward.Gayle出去给我买♥♥了这件新聚会衬衫Gaylewentoutandgotmethisnewpartyshirt.诚实说你们觉得怎样Sobehonest,whatdoyouguysthink?你知道吗JerryYouknowwhat,Je

13、rry?我经常开你玩笑但该夸还是得夸Imakefunofyoualot,butcreditwherecreditisdue.你知道我喜欢那个Youknow,Ilikehowthe.该死我已经很接近了Damnit.Iwassoclose.这件衬衫也太糟糕了It,saterribleshirt.嘿伙计们好听好了Hey,guys,Okay,everybodylistenup.April的朋友Orin在这里AprilsfriendOrinishere.他很紧张也很诡异He,sveryintenseandveryweird.所以如果你最后和他聊上了Soifyouenduptalkingtohim,要保证

14、你别说出自己的任何事justmakesureyoudontrevealanythingpersonalaboutyourself.嘿大伙们嘿Hey,gang.-Hey.你带了什么What,dyoubring?我负责带蛋糕Iwasinchargeofthecake.实际上这不太是蛋糕更是个蔬菜面包Tobefair,itsnotacakesomuchasitisavegetableloaf.里面有蘑菇有苜蓿芽有菠菜Yougotyourmushrooms,youralfalfasprouts,yourspinach,我用减少水果加了甜味andIhaditsweetenedwithfruitreduc

15、tion.但他们要求你带蔬菜面包还是蛋糕ButdidtheyaskyoutobringavegetableIoaforacake?不是蛋糕但这个相比健康太多了No,acake,butthisissomuchhealthier.所以不仅这玩意儿居然存在Sonotonlydoesthisthingexist,你还让所有人都没蛋糕吃了butnowyouhavedeprivedeveryoneofcake.走走消气吧Ron行Takeawalk,Ron.-Yep.Donna哦我的天Donna.Oh,myGod.看你在这我太激动了Iamsoexcitedtoseeyouhere.这些事情一个人参加真的太可

16、怕了Thesethingsarehorriblewhenyou,rebyyourself.咋了What?你知道你现在在哪吗Doyouknowwhereyouarerightnow?我们在丛林里这里没有朋友Wereinthejungle.Therearenofriendshere.每个女人都只能为自己考虑It,severywomanforherself.你在开玩笑对吧-我看起来是在开玩笑吗Yourejoking,right?-DoIlooklikemjoking?约会是零和游戏Datingisazero-sumgame.如果你钓到一个男人我就钓不到那个男人Ifyougetaman,Idontge

17、tthatman.我在这因为你给我建议说mherebecauseofadvicethatyougaveme让我生活里多冒险tobemoreadventurousinmylife.再来点建议走开Here,ssomemoreadvice.Beatit.嘿Hey.Ben听说你可能要离开Pawnee了Ben,heardyoumightbeleavingPawnee.我不知道我在考虑Idontknow.mthinkingaboutit.呃你可是个大死宅Well,youareahugenerd.但你要走还是挺遗憾的哥们Butdbesorrytoseeyougo,man.谢了TomThanks,Tom.好的

18、这个聚会需要点帮助我马上回Okay,thispartyneedsalittlehelp.llberightback.所以你是开始了为期一年的徒步旅行Soareyougoingon,like,ayear-longwalkingtour去新西兰指环王的片场吗ofthesetofTheLordoftheRingsinNewZealand?指环王电影导演诚实来说我对彼得杰克逊的诠释不太感冒Tobehonestwithyou,IwasntafanofPeterJacksonsinterpretation.所以你可以不用再说了Soyoucanputthatoneaway.Andy我觉得你该拿点吃的出去了A

19、ndy,Ithinkyoumaybeshouldputsomemorefoodout.完全同意正加热小贝果呢Totallyagree.JustfiringuptheBagelBitesnow.嘿哦我的天Hey.-Oh,myGod.你觉得如何-APriI你现在不应该让我见到你的Whatdoyouthink?-April,yourenotsupposedtoletmeseeyou.不别闹你得看看No,comeon.Youhavetolook.这很重要你必须告诉我我好看吗Thisisimportant.YouhavetotellmeifIlookgood.嘿伙计们什么情况Hey,guys,whats

20、goingon?呃应该是一个大惊喜的Uh.Itssupposedtobeabigsurprise.但今晚我和April要结婚了Buttonight,meandAprilaregettingmarried.和彼此Toeachother.April怀孕了吗你怀孕了吗IsAprilpregnant?Areyoupregnant?是的Yes.是的吗-不Yes?-No.你生病了吗是绝症吗Areyousick?Areyouterminal?是像那部电影初恋的回忆那样吗IsitlikethatmovieAWalktoRemember?是的-什么Yes.-What?不天哦天No.God.-Oh,God.你们为

21、什么要这么做Whyareyoudoingthis?为什么这件好事正在发生Whyisthisgreatthinghappening?嗯我想其实是个很有趣的故事Well,Imean,itsactuallyareallyfunnystory.我们在那呆着Wewerehangingout.然后突然我就Andsuddenly,Iwaslike,”我们要是明天结婚怎么样”Whatifwegotmarriedtomorrow?然后她就Andshewaslike.”行“Fine.她就ff,-真是个好故事Sheslike,Fine.-Thatisagreatstory.但你们没在一起太久Butyouguysha

22、ventbeentogetherverylong,你们也没地方住andyouhavenoplacetolive.我们在一起够久了Wevebeentogetherlongenough,我们也会找个地方住的andwellfindaplacetolive.是啊Yeah.就像一个房♥子或者公&hearts演♥之类的Like,ahouseor,like,acondoorsomething.可能就公♥寓♥吧Probablyacondo.你们不能就搞到一套公♥寓♥啊Youcantjustgetacondo.不你是对的房&he

23、arts;子No,youreright.House.我爱作为情侣的Andy和AprilIloveAndyandAprilasacouple.我想让他们永远在一起Iwantthemtostaytogetherforever.但感情需要计划Butrelationshipsneedplanning.你不能就啥也不想贸然做决定Youjustcantjumpintosomethingwithoutthinking.我花了4年才找到合适的理发师Ittookmefouryearstofindtherighthairdresser,我们还是一直吵架呢andwestillfightallthetime!Andy

24、和April要以一个神秘仪式给大家惊喜了AndyandAprilaregonnasurprisepeoplewithasecretceremony.哇秘密婚礼哎Whoa.Secretwedding.JuliaRoberts同款招数JuliaRobertspulledthesamemove.是那个现代灰姑娘里的大嘴女孩子吗IsthatthattoothygirlfromMysticPizza?Ron拜托我需要你帮我给他们讲讲道理Ron,please,Ineedyoutohelpmeknocksomesenseintothem.这不是我该做的是或者你It,snotreallymyplace.Ory

25、ours.嗨我是AnnHi.mAnn.BrianBrian.你的职业是什么Whatsyouroccupation?我是体育用品商店的经理mamanageratasporting-goodsstore.不是吧我也是哎Noway.Me,too.认真的吗哪一家Seriously?Whichone?不我不是我只是在开玩笑No,mnot.Iwasjustribbingyou.你在喝什么啊Whatareyoudrinking?对啊Yeah.什么What?哦我不知道Oh,Idontknow.我没听清Icouldnthearyou.所以你就笑着说“对啊”吗Soyoujustlaughedandsaid,Yea

26、h?对啊-打扰一下Yeah.-Excuseus.刚刚这是我今生见过最模的事情了Thatwastheworstthingveeverseeninmylife.你是在森林里长大的吗Didyougrowupinthewoods?你是大地的女儿里的女儿吗AreyouNellfromthemovieNell?我告诉过你我生疏了Itoldyoumrusty.好吧跟我来Allright,comewithme.嘿Andy-在呢Hey,Andy.-Yeah.我知道要发生什么了我很为你们开心Iknowwhatsgoingdown,andmsohappyforyouguys.谢谢TOmThankyou,Tom.嘿突

27、然想到的Hey,somethingjustoccurredtome.我能当你的伴郎吗CanIbeyourbestman?当然了老兄没问题Yeah,dude,totally.谢谢-我的伴郎Thankyou.-Mybestman.伴郎Bestman!我的人生目标之一就是当伴郎Oneofmylifegoalsistobeabestman.是一个需要胆量的位置It,sabailerposition.你喝醉了你发表演讲Yougetdrunk.Youmakespeeches.然后你和最漂亮的伴娘做♥爰♥Andyoumakelovetotheprettiestbridesmaid

28、,通常是站立着后入式usuallystanding,frombehind.听着我知道我没办法告诉你要做什么1.ook,IknowthatIcannottellyouwhattodo.我知道不管用Iknowitdoesntwork,因为我之前每次告诉你做什么都是这样fromallthetimesvetriedtotellyouwhattodobefore.但你知道怎样会很好玩吗Butyouknowwhatwouldbefun?或许我们能做个利弊分&hearts淅♥表Maybeweshouldmakeaprosandconslist让我带你回家然后我们一起做那个1.etmetakey

29、ouhome,andthenwe,11godothattogether.会很炸裂的Itllbeablast.1.eslie放松1.eslie,relax.你放松Yourelax.你放到一路回家躺卜.♥床♥Yourelaxallthewayhomeandgetintobed.你需要躺上♥床♥Youneedtogotobed.AprilApril.女生悄悄话哦Girltalk.嘿你的中间名是什么Hey,whatsyourmiddlename?那个治安官员女士需要知道Thejusticeofthepeaceladyneedstoknow.你们不

30、知道对方的中间名吗Youdontknoweachothersmiddlenames?我不想大声说Idontwannasayitoutloud.恶心-闭嘴Ew.-Shutup.是RobertaRoberta!真是个废物Suchaloser.不敢相信我居然要和他结婚Cantbelievemmarryinghim.你不必啊Youdonthaveto.我还是要然后我要和他离婚mgoingto.Andthenmgonnadivorcehim.然后我再和他结婚Thenmgonnamarryhimagain.有一次我疯狂爱上了一个内战重演者Onetime,IfellmadlyinlovewithaCivil

31、Warreenactor而我只认识了他六个小时thatIhadonlyknownforsixhours.然后我发现他一直穿着那套衣服AndthenIfoundoutheworethoseclothesallthetime.而且他结婚了Andhewasmarried.但那个衣服的事情真的很困扰我Buttheclothesthingreallybotheredme.名字一定要写潦草点Youalwayswannascribblethename.让他们好好看吸引他们Makeemread.Drawthemin.让他们努力Makeemworkforit.对哦Right.两杯JameSOnTwoshotso

32、fjameson.不要过多的眼神接触Dontmaketoomucheyecontact.你想要可聊但不太可撩的状态Youwannaseemavailable,butnottooavailable.哦谢谢我想我现在不用喝Oh,thanks.Ithinkmgoodfornow.我不会.mnotgonna.是哦Yeah.好了我们上吧Allright.Letsdothis.Ron你对我和April真的很棒之类的Ron,youaresoamazingwithmeandApril,stuff.我爱你哥们Iloveyou,man.愿意做我的伴郎之一吗Wouldyoubeoneofmybestmen?我的荣幸

33、孩子dbehonoredto,son.ChriS你帮我追回了AprilChris,youhelpedmegetAprilback.你愿意做我的伴郎吗Wouldyoubemybestman?我人生中只要还活着就不会有更开心的事情了NothingelseinmyentirelifewouldmakemehappieraslongasIlive.JerryJerry.很高兴你赶上了这件衬衫太搞笑了msogladyoumadeit.Thisshirtishilarious.Derek和Ben你们愿意做我的伴郎吗DerekandBen,willyoubemybestmen?伴郎比赛竞争有点激烈哈Gota

34、littlecompetitionforthebestman,huh?这样你知道最棒的伴郎会怎么做的Well,youknowwhatthebestbestmandoes.打扰一下Excuseme!这里有脱衣舞♥女♥吗Arethereanystrippershere?前任脱衣舞♥女♥呢Formerstrippers?非舞♥女♥但感觉有点微醺的呢Non-dancersbutyourefeelingalittlebitdrunk?你在搞什么啊Whatareyoudoing?我在给Andy来个即兴单身派对mthrowi

35、ngAndyanimpromptubachelorparty.这是我作为伴郎的职责It,smydutyasbestman.婚礼还有四分钟就开始了Theweddingsinfourminutes.就是这种负面思考才让你成不了最佳伴郎ItsthatkindOfnegativethinkingthatmakesyoualessgoodbestman.你好Hello?嗨Ann是LeslieHi,Ann,itsLeslie,公园部的LeslieKnope1.eslieKnopefromtheParksDepartment.是我知道你在哪Yeah,Iknow.Whereareyou?April和Andy今

36、晚要结婚了AprilandAndyaregettingmarriedtonight.什么我也是说啊What?-Yeah,Iknow.我需要你过来AnnIneedyoutogetdownhere,Ann.我需要你再亲他一次或者亲她一次或者亲个谁Ineedyoutokisshimagainorkissherorkisssomebody.我不知道了Ann帮我求你了Idontknow,Ann!Helpme,please!恋爱就像潜水Relationshipsarelikescubadiving.浮出水面太快而感到关节剧痛呼吸困难你上来太快了就会得潜函病Ifyoucomeuptoofast,youget

37、thebends.我知道这个的原因是AndthereasonwhyIknowthis因为我曾经和一个男的约会isbecauseIwasdatingaguyonce,我们在潜水的时候andwewerescubadiving,我在水下告诉他我爱他and1toldhimthatIlovedhimunderwater,然后他很快就浮上来了他就得病了andheshotupreallyfast,andhegotthebends.不Orin我不知道我会怎么死No,Orin,Idontknowhowmgoingtodie.等等你是在问我还是告诉我Wait.Areyouaskingmeortellingme?嘿

38、我能跟你聊会儿吗Hey,canItalktoyouforasecond?可以拜托Yes,please.April和Andy要准备结婚了AprilandAndyareabouttogetmarried.哇我的滤水器滤芯都比他们恋爱坚持得久Wow.MyBritafilter,solderthantheirrelationship.等等我该换滤芯了吗Waitasecond.ShouldIchangemyBritafilter?我不知道这得看你的使用频率Idontknow.Itdependsonhowfrequentlyyouuseit是的-集中注意好嘛拜托了True.-Stayfocused,oka

39、y?Please.重点是两个傻蛋我都爱的两位Thepointistwoboneheads,whomIlovedearly,因为考虑不周要准备牺牲他们的未来了areabouttosacrificetheirfuturecausetheyhaventthoughtthisthingthrough.而似乎没人在乎这事儿Andnobodyseemsconcernedaboutthis.注意了所有人Attention,everybody.女士们先森们Mesdamesand.Missoirs.如果您们敬请尽你们的义务有荣幸IfyouwoulddometheobligationOfhavingyourhon

40、or,迄今为止在那边处的那个房♥间钦此heretofore,intheroomdothrightoverthere,hence.你说啥What?那个房♥间有大事件15分钟后Bigeventinthatroom,15minutes.哦我的天真的要发生了Oh,myGod.Thisisreallyhappening.我爱April和AndyIloveAprilandAndy.我想让他们一直在一起Iwantthemtostaytogether.所以我才要阻止这场婚礼AndthatiswhyIhavetostoptheirwedding.嗨伙计们记得我告诉你们待会儿有惊喜吗H

41、i,guys,rememberhowItoldyoutherewasgoingtobeasurpriselater?那惊喜就是你们不是真的在晚餐聚会上Well,thesurpriseisyouarenotactuallyatadinnerparty.你们在我们的婚礼上Youreatourwedding.好嗡我们来吧Allright.Letsdothis.Simon&Garfunkel-AprilComeSheWill四月她将到来Aprilcomeshewill溪流如同佳酿雨水融入其中Whenstreamsareripeandswelledwithrain女士们先生们我们今天在此相聚1.adie

42、sandgentlemen,wearegatheredheretoday是为见证AndrewMaxwellDwyer和AprilRobertaLudgate的婚姻tomarryAndrewMaxwellDwyerandAprilRobertaLudgate.我猜我讨厌绝大多数东西吧IguessIkindofhatemostthings.但我看起来真没讨厌过你ButIneverreallyseemtohateyou.所以我想和你共度余生So,Iwannaspendtherestofmylifewithyou.这样行吗Isthatcool?可以Yes.轮到我了吗-是的Isitmyturn?-Yes

43、.April你是我一生认识过最棒的人April,yourethemostawesomepersonIhaveeverknowninmyentirelife.“我发誓保护你远离危险Ivowtoprotectyoufromdanger.“我不在乎我必须要打Idon,tcareifIhavetofight”一个终极格斗王一只熊或者他anultimatefighter,orabear,orhim,“还是你妈我会干翻他们的”,yourmom.Iwouldtakeemdown.AndyAndy.我现在只是想想就都要疯了mgettingmadrightnoweventhinkingaboutit.我跟你说-

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