ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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27、eshouldjustnottalktoeachotherfortherestofthetrip,我就专注于展示内容就好andmjustgonnaconcentrateonthepresentation.行Okay.这是我弟弟Thisismylittlebrother.下一个Pawnee代表团请吧Nextup.ThedelegationfromPawnee,please?所以正如你们看到的And,so,asyoucansee,Pawnee有12个美丽的棒球场地Pawneehas12beautifulbaseballdiamonds,而且我们的座椅都有加厚坐垫andourseatshaveext

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35、,youshouldbeabletodowhateveryouwanttowiththis,right?如果你想全部吃掉很好Ifyouwannaeatallofit,great.如果你想把它扔进垃圾桶那也是你的权利Ifyouwannathrowitawayinthegarbage,thatsyourprerogative.但现在我政♥府♥来了ButhereIcome,thegovernment,我可以拿走你午饭的40%andIgettotake40percentofyourlunch.而这Lauren就是税收的原理Andthat,Lauren,ishowtaxesw

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38、yhavegreatburgers.嗯你还不知道我们要去哪儿呢Well,youdontevenknowwhereweregoingyet.我很确定他们有很好的汉堡了msuretheyhavegreatburgersthere,though.来嘛摄影师最后机会哦Comeon,photographer.Lastchance.好吧嗯那就只有我们了Okay.Well,then,itsjustusthen.是啊-当然好吧我尝试过了Yeah.-Sure.Okay.Itried.而这Lauren就是罗斯福怎么毁掉这个国家的Andthat,Lauren,ishowFDRruinedthiscountry.1.

39、auren准备回去了吗1.auren,readytoheadback?嗯我猜到了你该问家的时候了Well,Iguessitstimeforyoutoheadhome.我很享受跟你的聊天vereallyenjoyedtalkingwithyou.你比这不是个玩笑Youare,andthisisnotajoke,这栋楼里绝大多数工作的人们都要聪明muchsmarterthanmostofthepeoplewhoworkinthisbuilding.我也喜欢和你聊天Swanson先生Ilikedtalkingwithyou,too,Mr.Swanson.叫我RonRon.等等等等我有东西要送给你Ha

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41、了然后他好像要放弃音乐了Hejustsoldhisguitar,andhe,s,like,quittingmusicnow.你想让我怎么做Whatdoyouwantmetodoaboutit?好的欢迎来到超棒加时闪电轮Okay,welcometothesuperawesomebonuslightninground.第一个问题Firstquestion.Andy你的宝说全宇宙谁做芝士通心面最好吃Andy,whodidyourboosaymakesthebestmacandcheeseintheuniverse?全宇宙吗Theuniverse?卡夫食品吗-April说是.Kraft?-Aprils

42、aid.AndyAndy!最佳情侣你们刚刚得50分Bestcoupleever.Youjustwon50points.等等为什么我们搞错了啊Wait,why?Wegotitwrong.下一个闪电轮的东西Nextlightningroundthing.谁是世界第一的小马队粉丝WhoisthenumberoneColtsfanintheworld?等等这是你设计来让我不对你生气的Waitaminute.YousetthiswholethingupsoIwouldbeun-madatyou.嗯你猜怎么着这样行不通Well,guesswhat,ain,tgonnawork.你发现了April想骗你那条

43、值100分YoufiguredoutApristryingtotrickyou.That,sworth100points.等等不对Wait.No.再见Goodbye.你今天那个展示时真的很棒Youwerereallygreatinthatpresentationtoday.哦谢谢Oh,thanks.我喜欢你说Pawnee的部分IlikedthestuffyousaidaboutPawnee.真的听起来很好Thatwasreallynicetohear.你知道Pawnee是个很特别的小镇我喜欢住在这Youknow.Pawneeisareallyspecialtown.Ilovelivingthe

44、re.然后.And.然后我期待着一天里能和AndIlookforwardtothemomentsinmydaywhereI.能和这个小镇相处的时间WhereIgettohangoutwiththetown以及和小镇聊聊什么andtalktothetownaboutstuff.这个小镇还有很美的金发Andthetownhasreallyniceblondhair,too,而且读过多到令人震惊的政♥治♥任务传记andhasreadashockingnumberofpoliticalbiographies作为一个小镇我很喜欢foratown,whichIlike.哦天啊-

45、对不起Oh,God.-msorry.我知道我们会惹上麻烦的但我已经受不了了AndIknowwecangetintotrouble,but1can,ttakethisanymore,我觉得我们至少要聊一下andIfeellikewehavetoatleasttalkaboutit我觉得不只是我这么想对吧Imean,itsnotjustme,right?不不只是你No,itsnotjustyou.哦天啊Oh,God.怎么你What?Areyou.你还好吗-太好了Areyouallright?-Perfect.我要去见一个白色的人mgonnagoseeamanaboutsomeporcelain,你知道我啥意思吧我不是要买♥♥毒品youknowwhatImean?mnotbuyingcocaine.我是要去卫生间呼啸山庄我喜欢这么叫mgoingtothebathroom.Thewhizpalace,asIliketocallit.我不是要打