ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第二十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、仅限必要人员RonRon!你好啊AndyHello,Andy.这里太安静了所有人都在哪呢It,squietinhere.Whereiseveryone?政♥府♥关门了所有报纸上都在说呢Thegovernmentisshutdown.Itsineverynewspaper.会持续多久如果我们运气好Howlongisitgoingtolast?-Well,ifwe,relucky,这栋楼会空上好几个月thisbuildingwillbeemptyformonths.哇这时机可真是不对啊Wow.Thatisreallybadtiming.我刚刚搞到这辆超级甜爆的裤裆火箭I

2、justgotthissupersweet-assradcrotchrocket.我一直想要一辆vealwayswantedoneofthese.但由于你知道没有工作Butdueto,youknow,neverhavingajob,我迄今都买♥♥不起Icouldntaffordituntilnow.办了个很划算的租约Gotareallygooddealonmylease.付12%的利息Paying12%interest.基本上是能找到的最高的了Its,like,oneofthehighestyoucanget.嘿我找April已经找疯了Hey,sovebeentry

3、inglikecrazytogetaholdofApril.如果你看到她能告诉她我真的需要跟她聊聊吗Ifyouseeher,willyoutellherIreallyneedtotalktoher?没问题好的谢了RonYougotit-Allright.Thanks,Ron.啊哦Uh-oh!搞定了Nailedit.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第24集第2季第24集我能告诉你们的是所有公园即日起关闭直到另行通知AllIcantellyouisthatalltheparksarecloseduntilfurthernotice.听着没人比我对这件事更心烦1.ook,nooneismoreu

4、psetaboutthisthanIam.虽然这不是什么比赛之类的Notlikeitsacompetitionoranything.因为如果是比赛我会赢但那就和这不相干了Becauseifitwas,Iwouldwin.Butthatsneitherherenorthere.我想说的点是我会赢-它们会关闭多久ThepointisIwouldwin.-Howlongwilltheybeclosed?可能是永远-政♥府♥关门的话谁去阻止基♥地♥组♥织♥Couldbeforever.-Withthegovernmen

5、tshutdown,whoisgoingtostopAl-Qaeda?一次聊一件事Onethingatatime.学校两周后放假了Schoolisoutintwoweeks.我整天拿我的孩子怎么办WhatamIgoingtodowithmykidsallday?留在我家里吗我住的地方吗Keeptheminmyhouse?WhereIlive?我不知道该怎么说Idontknowwhattotellyou.那明天Ramsett公园的儿童音乐会呢WhataboutthekidsconcerttomorrowatRamsettPark?Freddy意面的音乐会TheFreddySpaghetticon

6、cert.Freddy意面被取消了FreddySpaghettihasbeencanceled.我希望你会高兴Ihopeyourehappy.我是高兴我极其高兴Iam.Iamextremelyhappy因为我觉得我们不该浪费纳税人的钱becauseIdontthinkweshouldbewastingtaxpayermoney为孩子提供乐趣不是浪费Ifsnotawastetoprovidefunforkids而我就不希望手上沾着Freddy意面的血-AndIforonedontlikehavingFreddySpaghettisbloodonmyhand-我觉得你的意思是Freddy意面的酱吧

7、IbelieveyoumeanFreddySpaghettissauce.恶Ugh.嗯烫到舌头了Mm.Burnedmytongue.根本不在乎Dontevencare.你看到这个颜色了吗我不喜欢Youseethiscolor?Idontlikeit.太压抑了It,stoodepressing.嗨Chris-LeslieKnopeHiChris.-LeslieKnope.稍等我想喝点水Onesecond.dlikesomewater.我想要冷的我想去冰我想装在没有把手的杯子里dlikeittobecold,Ilikewithoutice,Ilikeitinaglassormugwithnohan

8、dle.*A1XfSi谢谢Thankyou.有什久可以帮忙的HowcanIhelpyou?我觉得我们这场政♥府♥停摆之战出现一位牺牲者Well,Ibelievetherehasbeenacasualtyofwarinthisgovernmentshutdown.这让我悲伤Anditsaddensme.它就是Pawnee的孩子们AnditisPawneeschildren.坐下详细告诉我具体发生了什么Well,sitdownandtellmeexactlywhathashappened.每年夏天我们都以一系列儿童音乐会作为开场Everyyear,wekickoffth

9、esummerwithachildrensconcertseries.今年因为政♥府♥停摆音乐会被取消了Andthisyear,theconcerthasbeencanceledduetotheshutdown.这个问题很糟我们得解决Itsterrible,andweneedtofixit.哦好啊太好了Allright.Great.我非常高兴你同意我mverygladthatyouagreedwithme,但我为我的辩护准备了很多butIactuallyworkedreallyhardonmyargument.有没有办法我还是行吗IsthereanywayIcans

10、tillkindof.Yeah?我很想听哦好谢谢dlovetohearit-Oh,good.Thankyou.“你错了你疯了吗你能给孩子的笑容定下标价吗”You,rewrong.Areyoucrazy?Canyouputapricetagonachildssmile?1.eslieKnope很惊喜啊1.eslieKnope.Whatasurprise.政♥府♥关门已经两天了Thegovernmenthasbeenshutfortwodays,而一位城市职员试着跟我安排了14次会面andonecityemployeehastriedtoschedule14meetin

11、gswithme.猜猜是谁呢Canyouguesswho?Ben之前有场大型音乐会现在没有了Ben?TherewasabigconcertNow,there,snot.有什么我们能做的吗Isntthereanythingthatwecandoaboutthat?不没有那太糟了No,thereisnt.-Thatstoobad.抱歉LeSlie该死Sorry,Leslie.Damn!我要去跑16公里了Ihavetogorun10miles.过去18年我每天都跑16公里Ihaverun10milesadayeverydayfor18years.那就是十万公里了Thats65,000miles.到月

12、球距离的三分之一Athirdofthewaytothemoon.我的目标是跑到月球Mygoalistoruntothemoon.Ben我们来讨论解决方案Ben,letstalksolutions.1.esliePawnee已经破产1.eslie,Pawneeisbroke.没有钱开音乐会了好吗Theresnomoneyforaconcert.Okay?你看爱达荷州把公园部砍了80%Imean,IdahocuttheirParksDepartmentby80%,爱达荷州基本上就是一个巨大的公园了andIdahoisbasicallyonegiantpark.我之前说过了我还会再说的Benvesa

13、iditbefore,andllsayitagain,Ben.Pawnee比爱达荷强多了PawneeisbetterthanIdaho.不Pawnee并不特殊好吗No,Pawneeisnotspecial.Okay?你们部门一直往下到这儿不是优先考虑的Yourdepartment,allthewaydownhere,isnotapriority.实话说你甚至都不该出现在这栋楼里LeslieAndfrankly,yourenotevensupposedtobeinthebuilding,Leslie.你是非必要人员Yourenon-essential.那不是你能决定的Thatisnotyourc

14、all.我知道你牌子上那么写的Iknow,itsonyourbadge.这个吗这可不是我This?Thisisntme.AnnPerkinsAnnPerkins.Chris啥啥Chrissomething.嗨我刚刚在跑我的每日午间16公里Hi.Iwasjustdoingmydailylunchtime10miles路过医院我觉得想上来给你打个招呼andIranbythehospital,andIthoughtdpopupandsayhi.你刚刚开始跑吗Didyoujuststartyourrun?不我已经跑到第14公里了No,Imalreadyatmilenine.但你完全都没出汗啊Butyo

15、urenotsweatingatall.我知道我的静息心率是每分钟28下Iknow.Ihavearestingheartrateof28beatsperminute.科学家研究过我说我的心脏动力能把喷气燃料压上飞机Thescientistwhostudiedmesaidthatmyheartcouldpumpjetfuelupintoanairplane.我想跟你进行一次约会dlovetogooutonadatewithyou.我认为你会觉得我有吸引力Ithinkyoumightfindmeattractive因为我们初次见面时你喝醉了然后吻了我becauseyougotdrunkandkis

16、sedmewhenwefirstmet.不用有压力但我今晚有时间Andnopressure,butIdohavetonightopen.抱歉我现在很忙没问题Iamsosorry.mreallybusyrightnow.-Noproblem.我稍后会再尝试的AnnPerkinsIwilltryagainsoon.AnnPerkins.那就是那个喜欢你但你没兴趣的家伙Thatstheguywholikesyou,thatyourenotinto.是啊Yeah.他身上的哪部分你没看见呢Andwhichpartofhimareyounotlookingat?通常来说当我结束一段长♥期&h

17、earts;感情Traditionally,whenIendalong-termrelationship,我有点脆弱而我会倾向于一些轻率行为malittlefragile,andIhaveatendencytodosomerecklessthings.所以我需要和Chris保持距离SoIneedtostayawayfromChris.我不能忍♥受这场政♥府♥关门Icantstandthisgovernmentshutdown.我不能忍♥受这场预算危机Icantstandthisbudgetcrisis.但我不能忍♥受的是他们

18、要取消Freddy意面的演出了ButwhatIcantstandisthey1recancelingFreddySpaghetti.你什么都懂我该怎么做呢Youknoweverything.WhatshouldIdoaboutthis?我不知道Leslie要不你去看个电影或者去购个物Idontknow,Leslie.Whydon,tyouseeamovieorgoshopping?等等你在干什公发生什么了Waitaminute.Whatareyoudoing?Whatshappening?你知道他们提出了买♥♥断我接受了Youknow,theyofferedmeab

19、uyout,andItookit.所以现在我为Norton建筑公♥司♥工作Andsonow,IworkforNortonConstruction.抱歉我知道我不该那公做的Sorry.IknowIshouldnthavedonethat.没事你怎么能辞职呢Itsokay.-Howcouldyouquit?你知道不是所有人都有你对这份工作的热情Youknow,noteveryonehasyourenthusiasmforthiswork.我猜这些年我一直读错了你的名字Youknow,Iguessvebeenmispronouncingyournamealltheseye

20、ars.MarkBrendana退tzMarkBrendana-quitz.最近我在想要不要离开这份工作了Recently,Ihadbeenthinkingaboutmaybeleavingthisjob.但我觉得我需要一个信♥号♥♥ButIfeltlikeIneededasign.然后在我准备求婚的那周Ann和我分手了AndthenAnnbrokeupwithmetheweekthatIwasgoingtopropose,政♥府♥关门了thegovernmentgotshutdown,昨天那边一只鸽子在我头上拉屎andye

21、sterdayoneofthosepigeonstookashitonme.当时我还在室内所以.AndIwasindoors.So.你在这干什么啊Whatareyoudoinghere?嘿打扰了我需要你的帮助现在时机不对吗Hey,sorry.Ineedyourhelp.Isthisabadtime?1.UCy在这我穿着性感睡衣1.ucyishere.minmysexypajamas.我刚刚吃了四片苯海拉明降低敏感度IjusttookfourBenadrylstodullmysensitivity.是的确实时机不对Yes,itisabadtime.你要准备做♥爱♥了Y

22、ou,reabouttohavesex.不然为啥现在要放BoyzIIMen的屈膝之爱呢WhyelsewouldBoyzIIMen,sOnBendedKneebeplayingrightnow?好的我只想给你一条建议Okay.Ijustwanttogiveyoualittleadvice,就是别折腾太久whichisdontmakeitlastreallylong.女士们不喜欢1.adiesdontlikethat.好的很棒-好吗Okay.Great.-Okay?等等还有一件事Wait.Justonemorething.你们用保护措施了吗Areyouusingprotection?你知道吗我现在

23、准备远离所有男人了Youknowwhat?mjustgoingtostayawayfromallguysrightnow.是啊少点“男时间“多点”Ann时间”Yeah.Lessman-time,moreAnn-time.是啊-是啊Yeah.-Yeah.每个人都需要有个半夜能打电♥话♥叫醒的朋友Everyoneneedsafriendtheycancallandwakeupinthemiddleofthenight.1.eSlie经常已经醒了1.eslieisusuallyalreadyup.而且经常已经在来的路上了Andoftenshesalreadyonherwa

24、yover.现在我唯一在乎的男人身高一米八发型狂野Theonlyguythat1careaboutrightnowissixfeettallwithwild,crazyhair有一把可以作为水枪的尤克里里andaukulelethatdoublesasawatergun.Freddy意面FreddySpaghetti.儿童音乐会现在不是优先事务rChildrensconcertsarentaprioritythesedays.你知道什么是吗污水部Youknowwhatis?Sewage.Pawnee的孩子们比屎道管还不重要Pawneeskidsarelessimportantthanpoopt

25、ubes.我不知道你能怎么做呢Idontknow.Imean,whatareyougoingtodo?只能这样了等等等等等等等Thatsthewayitis.-Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait.如果所有公园都关门了Ifalltheparksareclosed,要不就在我房♥子后面的空地上开音乐会呢whynotjusthavetheconcertinthelotbehindmyhouse?Ann你个狡猾的混♥蛋♥Ann,youdeviousbastard.*牛叫”眸“然后猪叫”哼（,*Well,thecowgoesmo

26、oandthepiggoesoink嗯我过去三小时里想到了一个计划Well,vespentthelastthreehourscomingupwithaplan.我给公园部的人亮了蝙蝠侠信♥号♥♥灯邀请他们加入AndIsentuptheBat-SignalforallthepeopleintheParksDepartmenttocomeandjoinus.我告诉他们8点到Itoldthemtobehereby8:00.你觉得会有人来吗Doyouthinkanybodyisgoingtoshowup?A会B即使他们不会A,yes.B,eveniftheyd

27、ont,我们也能自己搞定这个音乐会we,lljustputtheconcertonourselves.但C会的会的他们绝对会来的ButC,yes.Yes,theyredefinitelygoingtoshowup.虽然D可能也不会Although,D,maybenot.我觉得你需要做好准备万一最后没有人Ithinkthatyouneedtopreparefortheeventualitythatnoone.有人吗有人吗Hello?Hello?上帝保佑你JerryGergichGodblessyou,JerryGergich!哇我从没想过会从你口中听到这句话Wow.Ineverthoughtdh

28、earthosewordsfromyou.嘿April来了闪开JerryHey.Aprilishere.Move,Jerry.APriI我没觉得你回来帮忙April.Ididntthinkyouweregoingtohelp.我可能还是不会帮IstillmightnotJerry搬重东西你感觉怎么样Jerry,howdoyoufeelaboutliftingheavythings?我医生刚说过该避免.MydoctorjustsaidIshouldavoid.做个弱鸡吗是我同意Beingawuss?Yes,Iagree.所以出去从卡车上把设备搬下来吧So,gooutthereandgetthee

29、quipmentoutofthetruck.你来了Yourehere.Ann能给我们做点煎饼吗-是的Ann我想吃煎饼Ann,canyoumakeussomemorepancakes?-YesAnn,1wantpancakes.好吧Ookay.紧急预算行动组在目前和预算中的赤字情况下我们需要把支出削减32%Withcurrentandprojecteddeficits,weneedtocutexpendituresby32%.我们加到40吧1.etsmakeitaneven40.那就没必要了Thatsnotnecessary.砍它砍它Slashit.Slashit.Ron有很多人会被开掉的Ron

30、.Alotofpeoplearegoingtogetfired.你介意不要幸灾乐祸吗Doyoumindtryingnottogloat.是的我介意FlorenceYes,1do,Florence.我很介意我对此很激动我做了三角旗Idomindthat.mveryexcitedaboutthis.Imadepennants.我是一个专项行动组的官方成员该组织专注于砍掉城市预算Iamanofficialmemberofataskforcededicatedtoslashingthecitybudget.光说这句话就能让我起反应Justsayingthatgavemeasemi.作为开始我们可以卖&

31、hearts;♥掉市政厅Rightoffthebat,wesellCityHall.让其他人把它改建成大加油站或者TJ.Maxx百货店1.etsomebodyturnitintoalargegasstationoraT.).Maxx.Ron那是个很有创意的点子Ron,thatisaverycreativeidea.但我们不想卖♥♥掉任何主要资产ButWedon,twanttosellanyofourmajorassets,因为我们不想失去任何未来的收入来源becausewedontwanttoloseoutonanyfuturerevenuestrea

32、ms.我听懂了别担心我还有一堆其他点子Ihearthat.Dontworry.Ihavetonsmoreideas.好的呃Okay,uh.非常抱歉新铃♥声♥Sosorry.Newringtone.没我在啥都别砍Dontcutanythingwithoutme.1.eslie?1.eslie?我不在乎你是否讨厌我们的行为Idontcareifyouhatewhatwedo.我爱它足够为我俩做决定了Iloveitenoughforbothofus.我们今天要举♥行♥Freddy意面的音乐会5点在48号♥地Weregoingtop

33、utontheFreddySpaghetticoncerttoday,5:00onLot48.你不能那么做Youcantdothat.看我啊我们要做了Ron有没有你都行Watchme.Weregoingtodothis,Ron.Withorwithoutyou.锤子敲起来了Hammeringaway.转它按它等16分钟换来优质弹跳Crankit.Hitit.Needs16minutesforpremiumbounce.哦嘿在这之后你能开着你的奔驰去接一下Freddy意面吗Oh,hey,afterthis,canyougopickupFreddySpaghettiinyourMercedes?我

34、们需要给他明星般的待遇Weneedtogivehimthestartreatment.他最好洗澡Hebetterbeshowered.我的车刚刚精洗过而他的体味是臭名远扬Ijustdetailedmycarandheisnotoriouslyfunky.嘿抱歉我们迟到了Hey.Sorrywerelate.我要等我的女朋友吃完早饭Ihadtowaitonmygirlfriendtofinisheatingbreakfast.嗨我是LucyHi.mLucy.嗨-嘿Hi.-Hey.我们昨晚吃了晚饭今早吃了早饭Wehaddinnerlastnightandbreakfastthismorning.我们

35、中间做了什么呢爱啊Whatwerewedoinginbetween?Sexstuff.你们已经很熟悉TOm了YouguysknowTomreallywell,所以我不用为他的行为道歉了对吧soIdonthavetoapologizeforhisbehavior,right?对Right.是我们很高兴你在感谢前来Yeahweresogladyourehere.Thanksforcoming.谢r会很好玩的Thanks.Itsgonnabefun.我们今天要开一场演出We,regonnaputonashowtoday.这不会让这个镇的问题全部消失Anditsnotgonnamakeallthepr

36、oblemsinourtowngoaway,但会让很多人开心butitsgonnamakealotofpeoplehappy.准备好了吗-好了是的-好嘲Everybodyready?-Yes!-Yeah!-Allright!所以哦我忘了呃我没搞到移♥动♥厕所So,oh,Iforgot.Um,Ididn,tgetachancetogetportapotties所以观众要去Ann的房♥子里上厕所sotheaudiencearegonnahavetouseAnnshouseforthebathrooms.等等我们不是会有300人来看吗Wait.Arentwe

37、expectinglike300people?希望吧好的继续工作了Hopefully.Okaybacktowork!最疯的事情是它特别响Thecraziestthingisits,like,superloud.你懂我意思吧我只骑了五分钟YouknowwhatImean?Iwasonitforonlyfiveminutes,但我啥都听不见了我讲话声音很大吗andIcantreallyhearanything.AmItalkingloudrightnow?很大是吧Yeah.-Yeah?你知道怎么骑摩托车吗Andyouknowhowtorideamotorcycle?是啊就像开半辆车一样Yeah.I

38、t,sjustlikedrivingahalfacar.APril嘿失陪了April!Hey!Excuseme.我给你打上亿个电♥话♥你为啥不问电呢Icalledyouagajilliontimes.Whydidntyoucallmeback?不好意思我忙着不想跟你讲话呢msosorry.Iwastoobusynotwantingtotalktoyou.哈-Jerry你在干什么Huh?-Jerry,whatareyoudoing?1.eSIie请我把这些在周边贴上1.eslieaskedmetopostthesearoundtheneighborhood.我来真的吗

39、哇lldoit.-Really?Wow.是的Yes.你要帮忙搞那个吗Youwantsomehelpwiththat?所以我听说你和ChriS了好哦SoIheardaboutyouandChris.Nice.什什么都不会发生的N-nothingsgonnahappenthere.为啥呢你是自♥由♥身啊不像我Whynot?Youreafreeagent.Unlikeme.唉我有时候结束了长♥期♥关系会做一些错误决定Well,Imakesomebaddecisionssometimesattheendofalongrelationships.我

40、觉得我就放松一阵子吧Ithinkmjustgonnacoolitforawhile.挺有道理的你不需要一头扎进什么Thatmakessense.Youdontneedtojumpintoanything.像你这样的女孩子想要谁都能到手Girllikeyoucanhavewhateverguyshewants.别说了我认真的AnnShutup.-mserious,Ann.我可能会开玩笑说你屁♥股♥多棒但Imayjokearoundabouthowniceyourbootyis,but我觉得你真的是好人Ithinkyourereallyniceperson我也觉得任何人

41、有你当女友都很幸运andIthinkanyguywouldbeluckytohaveyouasagirlfriend.听听你啊1.istentoyou.我喜欢有女友的Tom他嘴挺甜的IlikeTom-with-a-girlfriend,He,sreallysweet.你有多喜欢他呢因为我绝对可以跟Lucy讨论Howmuchdoyoulikehim?Because,IcandefinitelytalktoLucy然后来个3P-难以置信aboutathreewaysituation.-Unbelievable我开玩笑的mkidding.当然同时也是认真的Butseriousatthesametim

42、e.好的我们来说公园娱乐部Okay,letstalkaboutParksandRec.这个部门有点复杂Thisoneisalittlecomplicated.我知道怎么放松我们的大脑了Iknowwhatwillloosenupourbrains.按♥摩♥列车Massagetrain.我知道你们都在想什么AndIknowwhatyou,rethinking.不是我想要按♥摩♥IfsnotthatIwantamassage.我会是尾车llbethecaboose.而RonSwanson才是火车头AndRonSwansonisthelocomo

43、tive.多亏了Ron服务预算已经明显减少AndthankstoRon,theservicesbudgethasalreadybeencutsignificantly.所以看起来最佳选择是裁员So,seemslikethebestoptionisjobcuts.从LeslieKnope开始StartingwithLeslieKnope.不不不不不No,no,no,no,no.如果你开除LeSIie你还不如把整个部门裁掉IfyoufireLeslie,youmightaswelljustgetridofthedepartment我知道她多有价值相信我1.ook,Iknowhowvaluables

44、heis,believeme.但我们没有选择了Butweverunoutofoptions.其他选择很多啊Thereareplentyofotheroptions.举例说卖♥♥掉动物园里的动物Forexample,sellthezooanimals.好给谁Okay.Towhom?美容实验室奇怪的餐厅Cosmeticslabs?Weirdrestaurants?我只是在瞎说mjustspit-ballinghere.好的我们换人吧Okay,let,sswitchitup.你看她在部门里拿第二高的工资1.ook,shemakesthesecond-highestsala

45、ryinthedepartment.长♥期&hearts淆会有效的Itwillgoalongway.我跟你说这不是个选择mtellingyou.Itsjustnotanoption.Ron注意力集中朋友Ron,focusup,buddy.稍等一下Justgivemeasec.你能停下来听我讲吗Willyoujuststopandlistentome?不好反正我也不想跟你说话No.-Fine.Idon,twanttotalktoyou,anyways.逆反心力学Reversepsychiatry.行咋啦Fine.What?我喜欢你Ilikeyou.是那种你知道Ina,youknow,浪漫地那种方式romanticalkindofway.你是吗-是Youdo?-Yes.你Doyou喜欢我吗-喜欢likeme?-Yes.所以或许我们今晚可以出去So,thenperhaps,shallwegooutthisevening?不No.我不觉得我们该约会Idontthinkweshouldseeeachother.