ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、好的目前状况是这样Okay,heresthesituation.(ParentsJustDontUnderstand)歌♥词你父母出门度假一周Yourparentswentawayonaweeksvacation.他们把全新保时捷跑车的钥匙留下了TheyleftthekeystothebrandnewPorsche.他们介意吗当然不介意啊Wouldtheymind?Well,ofcoursenot.我就开着出去转转lljusttakeitforalittlespin可能找几个朋友炫耀一下Andmaybeshowitofftoacoupleoffriends我就开着逛逛街坊邻里或许

2、我不应该lljustcruisearoundtheneighborhood.Well,maybeIshouldnt我当然会这么做集中注意力关键来了Yeah!OfcourseIshould.Payattentionheresthethickoftheplot车停在我街区的角落Pulleduptothecornerattheendofmyblock这时我看见一位美女走来ThatswhenIsawthisbeautifulgirly-girlwalking我拿起电♥话♥假装说话IpickedupmycarphonetoperpetratelikeIwastalking敞篷

3、大开音乐正嗨Sunroofwasopen,themusicwashigh女孩的手正在悄悄摸上我的大腿Andthatgirlshandwassteadilymovingupmythigh她解开了上衣的三个扣子Shehadopenedupthreebuttonsonhershirtsofar所以我可能才没看到那辆警车Iguessthat,swhyIdidntnoticethatpolicecar我不敢相信我犯了个错Icantbelieveit!Imadeamistake但家长都一样不管时间地点ButparentsarethesameNomattertimenorplace所以告诉这片土地上的那些孩

4、子Sotoallyoukidsallacrosstheland不需要解释家长永远不会懂NoneedtoargueParentsjustdontunderstand太棒了Allright!谢谢Ish射Thankyou.Thankyou.稍微卖♥♥弄一下所以有什么事JustalittlesomethingIknow.So,whatsup?有人在Ramsett公园着火了SomeoneisonfireinRamsettPark.他们需要你马上赶过去Theyneedyoutogetdownthererightaway.我的天啊Oh,myGod.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第

5、2季第1集第2季第1集这个夏天我做了很多动物园的宣传vebeenspendingthesummerdoingalotofzoopromotions.鹦鹉可以活很久Parrotsliveaverylongtime.所以我们给一只鹦鹉办60岁生日派对SoWehadabirthdaypartyforaparrotthatturned60.黑猩猩很聪明所以我们让它们从大学毕业Chimpanzeesareverysmart,sowehadthemgraduatefromcollege.它们喜欢丢便便所以我们希望Andtheyliketoflingtheirfeces,sowewere它们也能扔学十帽ho

6、pingthattheywouldflingtheirhats.但它们还是只扔便便Buttheyjustflungtheirfeces.Pawnee动物园最近购入了两只南非黑足企鹅燕尾服和小腹ThePawneeZoorecentlypurchasedtwoSouthAfricanblack-footedpenguins,TuxandFlipper.作为公园宣传活动的一部分Andaspartofourzoopromotion,我们要给他们举办婚礼仪式wearegoingtogivethemamarriageceremony,因为他们是命定的伴侣becausetheymateforlife.燕尾服

7、你愿意让小蹊成为你的合法妻子吗Tux,doyoutakeFlipper,tobeyourlawfullyweddedwife?我愿意我愿意”Ido!Ido!经由公园与娱乐部赋予我的权力BythepowervestedinmefromtheDepartmentofParksandRecreation,我宣布你们为夫妻Inowpronounceyouhusbandandwife!哦Ohl也好至少它们结婚了Okay,well,atleasttheyremarried.它们在造小孩吗Aretheymakingbabies?这两只不行这两只都是公企鹅Well,notthosetwo.Thosearebo

8、thboypenguins.你说什么msorry?燕尾服和小蹊都是男孩子TuxandFlipperarebothboys.所以严格来说你应该称它们是夫夫Soyoushouldhavepronouncedthemhusbandandhusband,technically.太棒了Thatsawesome.话虽如此天气还是很好Still,youcouldnthaveaskedforbetterweather.Brendanawicz你个吃三明治的Brendanawicz,youbigsandwicheater.哦Oh.停下吧Cutitout,now.澄清一下那是纯友谊的一拳Justtobeclear

9、,thatwasafriendpunch.我打在你手臂上的这个动作不是在打情骂俏TherewasnoflirtatiousmeaningbehindthatplayfulpunchIjustgaveyourarm.是的我理解你过分充分地说明了Yes,Idounderstand.Youvemadeitabundantlyclear我们的关系中没有浪漫的元素thattheresnoromanticelementtoourrelationshipinanyway.是的挺好这样像朋友一样胡闹不是很好吗Yes.Good.Isntitgoodtobeabletojustkindofhorsearoundl

10、ikethisasfriends?是的很好-是Itis.Yeah.-Yeah.我那晚上真的跌倒谷底了Ireallyhitrockbottomthatnight.我是说我字面意义上AndImeanthatIliterallyfell摔到了坑底撞上了石头tothebottomofapitandhitarock.我记得我躺在那想Irememberlayingtherethinking,”应该有个好理由吧为我躺在这还单身Theresprobablyagoodreasonwhymdownhereandsingle.然后我想“我需要吗♥啡♥AndthenIstartedthin

11、king,Ineedmorphine.哦对了我听说今天你让两只公企鹅非常幸福了Oh,yeah,Ihearyoumadetwomalepenguinsveryhappytoday.你创造了历史Knope我喜欢这样Youremakinghistory,Knope.Ilikethat.敢于冒险Stickingyourneckout,youknow.不我没有冒险那是个误会No,Ididntstickmyneckout.Itwasanaccident.偏离主流我觉得很酷Outofthemainstream.Ithinkthatscool.我在主流里minthemainstream.是的我懂不没有偏离Ye

12、ah,Iknow.-No,no.Notoutofit.社会激进-不没有Socialactivism.-No!Uh-uh.这个镇上的人真的不喜欢政♥府♥雇员太过激进Peopleinthistowndontreallyliketheirgovernmentemployeesbeingactivists.抗癌非盈利组织去年一位垃圾工戴了个“LiVeStrong”手环就被停职了1.astyear,agarbagemanwassuspendedforwearingaLiveStrongbracelet嘿LeSlie有个同志酒吧的老板送了你个蛋糕Hey,Leslie,someg

13、uywhoownsagaybarsentyouacake.Pawnee有同志酒吧Pawneehasagaybar?是的”凸点,，Yeah.TheBulge.在我房♥子后面Itsbehindmyhouse.”凸点”是同志酒吧TheBulgeisagaybar?啊我在那浪费过那么多个晚上Uh,thenightsvewastedthere.Leslie妹砸啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊Leslie!Hey,girrrrrrrrl!写了八个“啊WitheightR,s.”感谢你支持同志婚姻Thankyouforsupportingthecauseofgaymarriage.”你很摇滚凸点的男孩们”Yo

14、urock!TheboysatTheBulge.他们觉得这是政♥治♥表态Theythoughtthatwasapoliticalgesture?好吧谁也不准吃蛋糕Tom来我办公室Okay,nobodyeatthatcake.Tom?Stepintomyoffice.也是我的办公室无所谓了Thatsalsomyoffice.-Yeah,whatever.我知道你不是同性恋-我不是Iknowthatyouarenotgay.-No,mnot.但你很女性化-啥Butyou,reeffeminate.-What?你穿着一件印了蛇的桃色衬衫Well,yourewearinga

15、peachshirtwithacoiledsnakeonit.是的这是男性潮流杂♥志♥特别推荐的超棒啊Yes,causeitwasfeaturedinDetailsmagazine.Anditsawesome.女性化总之重点是Effeminate.Anyway,sothepointis,你觉得让企鹅结婚是某种表态吗doyouthinkthatmarryingpenguinsmadesomekindofstatement?是的这个态就是你非常孤独需要养个宠物Yes.Thestatementwasthatyoureverylonelyandyouneedapet.哈Hu

16、h.1.eslie他们也给你送了T恤1.eslie?TheysentyouT-shirts,too.哦哇看看他们给我们送了T恤Oh!Wow,look,theysentusaT-shirt.你看看Hmm.我的有领子Minehasacollaronit.她来了LeslieTheresheis.Leslie!嘿-嘿Hey!-Hey.这是我男朋友Derek这是Derek的男朋友BenThisismyboyfriend,Derek,andthisisDereksboyfriend,Ben.你好嘿Hi.-Hey.哦等等抱歉这是什么情况Oh!Wait,sorry,what,sthesituation?什么意

17、思Whatdoyoumean?这是怎么运行的Howdoesthiswork?Derek是同性恋但对我是异性恋Derekisgay,buthesstraightforme,但他对Ben是同性恋Ben对他也很同性恋buthesgayforBen,andBen,sreallygayforDerek.而我讨厌BenAndIhateBen.没那么复杂没It,snotthatcomplicated.-No.哦懂了是的Oh.Yeah.Sure.当下年轻人的文化就是我没搞懂Thethingaboutyouthcultureis,Idon,tunderstandit.所以我能为你们做什么Sowhatcan1do

18、foryouguys?他们就是很想见到你Theyjustreallywantedtomeetyou,因为你算是他们的英雄了becauseyourekindofliketheirheronow.哦哦April拜托那只是企鹅而已不Oh,oh,April,please,itwasjustpenguins.-No!我是个人♥民♥公仆我不能表明政♥治♥立场mapublicservant,andmnotallowedtotakeapoliticalstance.但你还是表明了这很了不起Butyoudid,anditwasawesome.是的其他政&h

19、earts;治♥家都没表态过Yeah.Noneoftheotherpoliticiansevertakeastand,这对整个同志群体意义重大anditmeansalottothewholegaycommunity.确实我们明晚在“凸点”举办聚会Itdoes,andweregonnahavethispartytomorrownightatTheBulge,我们有事要请求你andwehadsomethingtoaskyou.我们真的想让你成为特邀嘉宾Wereallywantyoutobetheguestofhonor.哦天啊Oh,my.你能来就太棒了Itdbeamazingifyo

20、ucame.是的你必须来Yeah,youhavetocome.谁做的啊Whomadethis?我们-我们做的Wedid.-Yeah,wedid.怎么做的-PhotoshopHow?-Photoshop.什么电脑-哦What?-Computers.-Oh!嘿你怎么打扮得花枝招展的Hey,whyareyoualldolledup?说来话长我是这个同志酒吧今晚的特邀嘉宾Itsalongstory.mtheguestofhonoratthisgaybartonight.我猜男同们开始喜欢我了Iguessgaymenarestartingtolikeme.我不知道他们觉得魅力四射之类的Idontknow

21、.Iguesstheythinkmfabulousorsomething.你看起来不错哦妹子今晚能把谁掰直咯Well,youlookgood,girl.Youregonnaturnsomebodytonight.那毋庸置疑是我与Donna最棒的一次互动Thatwashands-downthebestinteractionveeverhadwithDonna.1.eSlie这位是家庭价值坚实基金会的MarciaLangman1.eslie,thisisMarciaLangmanfromtheSocietyForFamilyStabilityFoundation.哦你好我喜欢你的上衣Oh,hell

22、o.Iloveyourtop.哦非常感谢Oh,thankyousomuch.我希望你能有空讨论一下昨天在动物园的事情Iwasjusthopingyouhadamomenttodiscusstheeventsatthezooyesterday.这事跟我无关所以Well,Ihavenothingtodowiththis,so.好我能为你们家价坚基的人们做些什么呢Well,whatcanIdoforyouandthosefinepeopleattheSFSF?如果你愿意的话可以辞职Well,youcouldresign,ifyoureupforit.哦你认真的吗Oh,youreserious?当你为

23、同性恋企鹅结婚的时候Whenyouperformedamarriageforgaypenguins,因为使用了纳税人的钱在政♥府♥地&hearts产♥上举办仪式usingtaxpayermoneyongovernmentproperty,你就象征性地为同性婚姻表达了积极态度youweresymbolicallytakingastandinfavorofthegaymarriageagenda.哦抱歉但稍等MarciaOh,msorry,butholdonasecondthere,Marcia.这完全不是我的本意Thatwasnotmyintention

24、,atall.那你为什么要让企鹅结婚呢Well,whyelsewouldyoumarrypenguins?因为我坚信那样会很可爱确实很可爱BecauseIfirmlybelievedthatitwouldbecute.Anditwas.1.eslie你结婚了吗1.eslie,areyoumarried?没还没MarciaNo.Notyet,Marcia.可能快了我有个计划但不现在没Soon,probably.Ihaveaplan,but,no,notnow.没和谁约会Notdatinganyoneyet.专注于我的事业Focusingonmycareer.我想也是Ithoughtso.所以你无

25、法理解如果同性恋结婚Soyoucouldntpossiblyunderstand,butwhengaysmarry,对其他人来说就是破坏婚姻价值itruinsmarriagefortherestofus.所以要不你宣布婚礼无效So,eitheryouannulthewedding,要不我公开劝说你辞职orllpubliclyaskforyourresignation.谀对r我方向感太差了Youknowwhat?msoterriblewithdirections.我要是去停车场的话Ifrmheadedtotheparkinglot,该左转还是右转doImakealeftoutofhere,ord

26、oIgoright?左转-谢谢Itsaleft,yeah.-Thankyou.不客气-宣布无效哦Yourewelcome.-Annulthewedding!嘿-你好Hey.-Hi!我约了LeSlie吃午饭但她居然真在上班所以msupposedtomeetLeslieforlunch,butsheactuallyworks,so.事故那晚Mark送到了我那个医院Markwasbroughttomyhospitalthenightoftheaccident.住院了一周Hewashereforaweek我觉得他脑袋撞到地上的时候Ithinkwhenhisheadhittheground,一定是把什么

27、给撞开了itmustveknockedsomethingloose,让他现在变成了挺好的人becausehesactuallyaprettyniceguynow.而Andy我们分手之后他告诉我AndAndy,afterwebrokeup,hetoldme要去堪萨斯爬山hewasgoingtoKansastoclimbmountains.所以我不知道他到底在哪So,Idontreallyknowwhereheis.你看了那部关于食物的纪录片吗Hey,haveyouseenthatdocumentaryaboutfoodyet?不还没但听说很不错我想看No,Ihavent.ButIheardit,

28、sreallygood.Iwanttoseeit.我们可以一起去Weshouldgotogether.啥啊算了我还是不要感觉像约会What?Yeah,no.Idontthinkso.Thatwouldbelikeadate.好吧不说rOkay.Saynomore.我讨厌沙拉Ihatesalad.1.eslie我不想对你有秘密1.eslie,Idontwanttoeverkeepsecretsfromyou.哦我也不想对了我们来发明Oh,me,neither.Look,letsinventourown我们自己才懂的秘密语言吧secretlanguagethatonlyweunderstand.这

29、样我们在其他人面前讲Andthenwecanuseitaroundpeople就没人能听懂我们说什么了andnoonewillknowwhatweretalkingabout.好啊-好啊Okay.-Okay.但现在我还是要用英语跟你说Butinthemeantime,mjustgonnatellyouinEnglish.Mark算是约我出去了Markkindofaskedmeout他怪里怪气地约我去看电影Heweirdlyaskedmetogoseeamoviewithhim,我说了不当然只是andIsaidno,ofcourse,butIjust.我想让你知道Ijustwantedtolet

30、youknow.我现在有一大堆混乱的感觉mfeelingalotofconfusingthingsrightnow.是的不我懂你的意思Yeah.No,ofcourseyouare.你的友谊对我来说是最重要的Andyourfriendshipisthemostimportantthingtome.而他没戏Andhesoff-limits.谢谢我只想让你知道我很认真地想要Thankyou.Ijustwanttoletyouknow,Iwasreallyserious发明那个秘密语言我知道aboutthatsecretlanguage.-1know.不敢相信这居然是个同志酒吧Icantbelieve

31、thisisagaybar.确实尤其是门口有个异性恋牛仔在欢迎我们Yeah,especiallywiththatheterosexualcowboygreetingusonthewayin.我现在要去哪喝酒了WhereshouldIdrinknow?第8街上有个酒吧叫投手与捕手”TheresabaronEighthStreetcalledPitchersandCatchers.可以去那Youcangothere.好嘿好听着计划是这样Yeah.Hey!Okay,listen.Herestheplan.我们的立场就是我们没有立场Ourpositionis,wehavenoposition.我们就说

32、”谢谢你们的派对“Soletsjustsay,Thankyoufortheparty,”但很遗憾要拒绝你们对我的尊敬”butweregretfullydeclineyouroffertohonorme.哦天啊你居然来了Oh,myGOd,Icantbelieveyoucame.哦好啊April-Derek是LeslieKnopeHi,April.-Derek!ItsLeslieKnope.1.eslieKnope你是我的英雄1.eslieKnope,youremyhero!哦这很棒Oh!That,snice.1.eslie你也太辣了1.eslie,youarelookinghot真的Really

33、?谢谢你Ben我很享受这个拥抱Thankyou,Ben.mreallyenjoyingthishug.这些都很棒但我要告诉你们Thatssonice,butIneedtotellyousomething.这杯我们请了Thisoneisonus.既然是免费的话Well,ifit,sfree.1.eslieKnope1.eslieKnope!她是LeslieKnope她要招募你们ShesLeslieKnope,andshewantstorecruityou!不不不哦天好请请拜托拜托No,no,no.Oh,my.Okay.Please,please,please,please.先生们首先我只想说Ge

34、ntlemen.Firstofall,1wouldjustliketosay非常感谢你们为我举办这个派对thankyousomuchforthrowingmethisparty,特别是今晚还有橄榄球赛especiallyonanightwhentheColtsareplaying.我们爱你LeslieWeloveyou,Leslie!好吧Okay.啊这杯是绿色的Thisisgreen.1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!Lesli

35、e!1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!好我想告诉你们Okay!Well,Iwantedtotellyou我给企鹅结婚的时候不是要表达什么立场thatIwasntreallytryingtotakeastandwhenImarriedthosepenguins.1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!你们在呼喊我的名字Yourechantingmyname.1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!我只有一件事

36、要说团结起来我们能永远改变PawneeIjusthaveonethingtosay!TogetherwecanchangePawneeforever!跳舞吧1.etsdance!1.eslieKnope来了朋友们跳起来1.eslieKnopesinthebuilding,yall!Letsgetwild!我今晚在这见到了好多个市政厅的家伙太疯狂了veseensomanydudesfromCityHallheretonight,itscrazy.但我想他们也看到我了所以这可不怎么好ButIguesstheyveseenmehere,too.So,thatsnotgreat.嘿嗨我收到你短&hea

37、rts;信♥了没事吧Hey!Hi.Igotyourtext.Iseverythingokay?哦没事他们以我为名义办了个派对Oh,yeah!Theyrehavingapartyinmyhonor!去吧台你是我的朋友的话喝酒免费Gotothebar.Ifyouremyfriend,youcandrinkforfree!哦酷好的或许下次Oh!Cool!Okay,andmaybenexttime不要说是“医疗紧急情况”dontusethewordsmedicalemergency.我好高兴你在这msogladyourehere!我好清醒mreallysober!好吧来喝一杯Okay!G

38、etadrink!你知道为什么今晚这么有趣因为每个人都很gayYouknowwhytonightsfun?Causeeveryone,ssogay.他们知道怎么享乐还有跳舞Andtheyknowhowtohavefun,andthedancing!就每个人都在做自己Just,it,s.Everyoneisjustwhotheyare.而他们自己就是gay透了Andwhotheyareisjuststone-coldgay.1.adyGaga-PokerFace读不出读不出Cantreadmy,cantreadmy,他读不出我的扑克脸Nohecantreadmypokerface我我我的扑克脸我

39、我的扑克脸My,my,mypokerfaceMy,mypokerface我我我的扑克脸我我的扑克脸My,my,mypokerfaceMy,mypokerface我今晚太享受了mhavingsuchanicetimetonight.我遇到了很多有意思的人Ivemetmanyinterestingpeople.还有两个双性恋男的在这Andtherestwobisexualguyshere,他俩的电♥话♥号♥码我都搞到了andIgotbothoftheirphonenumbers.*我我我的扑克脸我我的扑克脸*My,my,mypokerfaceMy,mypo

40、kerface*我我我的扑克脸我我的扑克脸*My,my,mypokerfaceMy,mypokerface*我我我的扑克脸我我的扑克脸*My,my,mypokerfaceMy,mypokerface唱一早上了Thewholemorning.*给我展示何为性感告诉我我有什么*（唱错了）Showmewhat,shotTellmewhatIgot*猜不透猜不透*CantreadmyCantreadmy.昨晚开心吧Havefunlastnight?喝了三杯以我名字命名的酒所以挺好玩的Ihadthreedrinksnamedafterme,sothatsprettyfun.而且Ben和Derek周六要带

41、我血拼了Plus,BenandDerekaretakingmeshoppingonSaturday.我们要找到我真正的罩杯了Andwearegonnafindoutmyactualbrasize.我猜我算得上是同性恋的女王Iguessmkindoflikequeenofthegays.真好我刚刚接到电♥话♥Bullyforyou.Ijustgotaphonecall.他们希望你上今日Pawnee）TheywantyoutogoonPawneeToday.哇大事谟上题是啥-你Wow.Thatshuge.Whatsthetopic?-You.那个家庭什么的MarciaL

42、angman要求你辞职ThatMarciaLangmanfromthefamilythingiscallingforyourresignation.不-你要上节目为自己辩护No!-Yougottagoonanddefendyourself.为什么我甚至没有为同性婚姻发表官方意见Why?Ihaventevenofficiallytakenastandongaymarriage.有意思有人刚刚跟我说你是同性恋的女王Thatsfunny.Somebodyjusttoldmeyouwerequeenofthegays.是我Thatwasme.今日Pawnee主持人JoanCallamezzoPawne

43、eToday,withJoanCallamezzo.像是我们镇的与媒体见面It,skindofliketheMeetthePressofourtown.大场面哦LeslieItsthebigtime,Leslie.是我知道我好紧张Yeah,Iknow.Itis.mnervous.我只是希望我不是因为这个而上的节目IjustwishIwerehereunderdifferentcircumstances.猜猜我是谁Guesswho?呃MeganFoxUh.MeganFox?哪个欲望主妇吗OneoftheDesperateHousewives?不是JoanCallaniezzoNoJoanCall

44、amezzo.嘿Joan妹咋样啊美人很高兴见到你Hey,Joanie!Whatsup,gorgeous?Goodtoseeyou.Tom经常上这个节目Joan爱死他了Tomcomesontheshowallthetime.Joanloveshim.你有着全Pawnee女性里最软的皮肤YouhavethesoftestskinofanywomaninPawnee.Thankyou.我希望你们能透过电视屏幕Iwishyoucouldreach,fromyourTVscreen,感受一下Joan的皮肤andjusttouchJoansskinforasecond.你嘴真甜-绝对是享受Thatsswe

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