ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、华盛顿D.C.Washington,D.C.深呼吸吧AndyTakeadeepbreath,Andy.我觉得你几乎能闻到法案变成法规的味道1mean,youcanpracticallysmellthebillsbecominglaws.是啊Yeah.你能在工作中尝到官僚制度的甜美Youcantastethesweetsugarofbureaucracyatwork.那栋楼看起来像个胸Thatbuildinglookslikeaboob.是啊嗯不像-哦是我知道Yeah,well,itsnot-Oh,yeah,Iknow.是白宫-不那是国会大厦ItstheWhiteHouse.-No.Itsthe

2、Capitol.我很棒的爱人BenWyatt在这里Myamazinglover,BenWyatt,ishere一个国会选举中工作workingonacongressionalcampaign.而他把April也带来作为实习生AndhetookAprilwithhimashisintern.我是来探访的但我也是来工作的mheretovisit,butIamalsoheretowork,因为我有一个非常重要的会议becauseIhaveaveryimportantmeeting在其中试着争取联邦资金where1amgoingtotrytogetfederalfunding让我们能清理Pawnee河

3、sowecancleanupthePawneeriver.有点需要修理了Ifsabitofafixer-upper.浪漫重聚政♥府♥会议Romanticreunions,governmentmeetings,自主博物馆之旅-self-guidedmuseumtours我是说我在实现梦想了吗我也不知道Imean,amIlivingthedream?Idontknow.我也刚刚走过一辆餐车DidIalsojustwalkpastafoodtruck然后来了份华夫圣代吗是的andbuymyselfawafflesundae?Yes.现在拿出你的旅行指南Nowtakeout

4、yourguidebook.哦我没带旅行指南Oh,Ididntbringaguidebook.哦我为你带了-是吗Oh,Ibroughtyouone.-Youdid?是啊谢谢Yeah.-Thankyou.现在把它扔了因为LeslieKnope就是你的旅行指南Nowthrowitaway,causeLeslieKnopeisyourguidebook.我没一1didnt-我没说真的扔里面有笔记的Ididntmeanliterally.Thereweresomenotesinit.”国家商场”好的拿上那本书我们去国家广场Okay,grabthebook,andletshittheNationalMa

5、ll.有商场呢那也太棒了Theresamall?Thatsawesome.我得买♥♥点人字拖了Ineedtogetsomeflip-flops.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第1集第5季第1集我们为啥要在会议室开会啊WhyareWehavingaconference-roommeeting?1.eslie走了1.esliesgone.Ron发挥了主动性而他要主持会议Ronhastakeninitiative,andheisleadingthemeeting.他没开玩笑He,snotjoking.我想让你们都知道我会举♥行♥Iwantedtol

6、etyouallknowthatIwillbethrowing年度公园部门雇员感谢烧烤theannualParksDepartmentemployee-appreciationbarbecue.你是要举♥彳r♥LeslieKnopeYouregoingtothrowtheLeslieKnope职员享受夏口烧烤宴趣爆大满贯吗EmploymentEnjoymentSummerslamGrillJamFun-splosion?对啊Thatsright.你要来监管吃冰棍大赛YouaregonnaoverseethePopsicle-eatingcontest,水滑梯拉松西瓜

7、雕刻大赛theslip,n,slide-athon,thewatermeloncarving,凉菜汤比赛thegazpacho-oft还要主演关于公园规章条例的女性单人节目吗andstarinaone-womanshowaboutparksrulesandregulations?”公园与洋娃娃”ParksandDolls.*你的公园在这里它的名字叫Ramsett公园*JIgotyourparkrighthere,itsnameisRamsettPark.J*它的大门从早到晚开一整年*Janditsgatesareopenfromdawntilldark.J我不会做那些事的就是这个意思Iamno

8、tdoinganyofthat,whichisthepoint.每年夏天Leslie都要举♥行♥一场烧烤EverysummerLesliethrowsabarbecue感谢公园部和维修员工tothanktheParksandMaintenancestaff.非常惊悚Itshorrifying.烧烤应该只是关于一件事-Barbecuesshouldbeaboutonething好肉的分享good,sharedmeat.不会有华丽的甜点Therewillbenofroofydesserts.不会有巨型泡泡枪Therewillbenogiant-soap-bubblegu

9、ns.不会有奇装异服的成年男性Therewillbenoadultmenincostumes.最重要的是Andmostofall,不会有他妈的蔬菜therewillbenofuckingvegetables.嗯Ron至少我们能吃点烤玉米吧Well,Ron,canweatleasthavecornonthecob?不行No.在这座庙宇里Inthistemple,“因为他拯救了联邦在人们心中留名AsintheheartsofthepeopleforwhomhesavedtheUnion,亚伯拉罕林肯的记忆也被永载史册”thememoryOfAbrahamLincolnisenshrinedfore

10、ver.Andy你在干嘛呢Andy,whatareyoudoing?你看过任何一部国家宝藏电影吗HaveyoueverseenanyoftheNationalTreasuremovies?这个城市里遍地都是线索Everythinginthiscityisaclue.那部电影里没有事实啊Nothinginthatmovieisaccurate.啊哈一条线索Aha!Aclue!来看看吧Checkitout.我觉得那就是口香糖Ithinkthatsjustgum.我怎么知道这不是张藏宝图HowdoIknowthisisntatreasuremap等着被展开呢justwaitingtobeunfurl

11、ed?因为那是口香糖是口香糖Becauseitsgum.-Thatsgum.是啊Yeah.所以你能看到颜色从三分之一处往上就开始变了Soyoucanseethatthecolorchangesabout1/3ofthewayup,当时是纪念碑的建设中止-anditswhenconstructionwasactuallyhaltedonthemonu-Leslie这是根真的很酷的阴♥茎♥1.eslie,thisisareallycoolpenis,但Ben和April十分钟之后要在Smithsonian和我们见面了butBenandAprilaremeetingusa

12、ttheSmithsonianin10minutes.我们边走边说吧1776年一个国家诞生了1.etstalkontheway.1776,anationwasborn.哪个国家啊Whichnation?我上个月给Ron提供了一份工作IofferedRonajoblastmonth,而他拒绝r我andheturnedmedown.那真的碎了我的心Anditliterallybrokemyheart.但现在我看到这是他真正属于的地方ButnowIseethatthisistrulywherehebelongs.加油啊RonWaytobe,Ron!你真的做得很棒啊哥们Yourereallygetti

13、ngitdone,man!他听不见Hecanthearme.好的我们开始烤肉吧Okay,let,sbeginthebarbecue.哦嘿小家伙Oh,hey,littleguy.你在干什么呢哦不Whatareyoudoing?Oh,no.所有人见见你们的肉吧Everyone,meetyourmeat不No!你为啥要对我们这么做Whyareyoudoingthistous?嗯在我看来没有足够的人亲眼见过自己的食物Well,inmyopinion,notenoughpeoplehavelookedtheirdinnerintheeyes而且思考过生命的轮回andconsideredthecircle

14、oflife.这是你们的晚餐他的名字叫TomThisisyourdinner.HisnameisTom.损人哦Burn.真的吗Seriously?我理解这很好笑Iunderstandthatitshilarious,但这是他被赐予的基♥督♥教的名字butthatishisgiven,Christianname.Tom非常聪明而且极其忠诚Tomisverysmartandincrediblyloyal.他基本上是条狗He,sbasicallyadog.一条我们会烹饪嚼碎而咽下的狗Adogweregoingtocook,chew,andswallow.大哥这里还有孩子呢

15、Dude,thereskidsaroundhere.说到点了Goodpoint.你们哪位年轻人Whichoneofyouyoungsters想帮我给这只动物放血wantstohelpmedrainthebloodfromthisanimal?如果你做得好我可以把膀胱给你Ifyoudoagoodjob,llgiveyouthebladder.你可以吹起来当气球玩Youcanblowitupforafunplayball.嘿RonHey,Ron.你不会在这里杀掉那头猪的对吧Yourenotgoingtoslaughterthatpighere,areyou?别担心我有许可Nottoworry.Ih

16、aveapermit.我想做啥就做啥Ron这上面就写着“我想做啥就做啥”Thisjustsays,IcandowhatIwant.我是公园部门的主任IamthedirectoroftheParksDepartment,而这是个公园andthisisapark.这不是公园的事情ItsnotaParksthing.这违反了差不多三条法规和大堆健康准则Itsagainst,like,threelawsandadozenhealthcodes.好吧Fine.烧烤活动推迟Barbecueispostponed直到我去”食物和东西买♥♥点肉untilIcangopickupso

17、memeatfromtheFood,n,Stuff.我们走Tom1.etsgo,Tom.不是猪TomNo,pigTom.所以我想看看女童子军历史SoIwanttoseethehistoryofthegirlscouts然后林肯的怀表还有第♥♥夫♥人♥展览andthenLincolnspocketwatchandtheFirstLadiesexhibit美国国家历史博物馆还有一切-我想看一切andeverything-Iwanttoseeeverything.Andy从上面下来Andy,getdownfromthere.嘿LeSIie这是回

18、到未来11D里的那列火车吗Hey,Leslie.IsthisthetrainfromBacktotheFutureIII?从上面下来-我想是的Getdownfromthere.-1thinkitis.嘿伙计Hey,buddy.请从那上面为我下来吧Comeondownfromthereforme,please.先生您保护了我们国家的历史您是个英雄Sir,youprotectournationshistory,andyoureahero.是啊一个隐瞒J什么的英雄比如可能有张藏宝图Yeah,aherowithsomethingtohide,likeprobablyatreasuremap.哦嘿见到你

19、真好Oh,hey.It,ssogoodtoseeyou.见到你也真好Itssogreattoseeyoutoo.是啊Yeah.哎呀Yikes.好吧呃伙计们我们走吧Okay,uh,guys,letsmotor.伙计们伙计们Guys.Guys.我们出去买♥♥点宇航员冰淇淋之类的1.etsgogetsomeastronauticecreamorsomething.我们在想要不就-Wewerethinkingaboutmaybejust-呃我们-可能我们要回一uh,we-maybeweweregonnagobackto我们要去做&hearts覆♥了Werego

20、nnahavesex.好吧你看起来不错APrilOkay.YoulookgreaApril.抱歉亲爱的我实际上也得走了Sorry,hon.Iactuallyhavetogotoo.哦是么我以为可能我们能一起观光呢Oh,really?Ithoughtmaybewecouldsightseetogether.我知道我有差不多一千个会议Iknow.Ihave,like,1,000meetings.但我只想在你的报告开始前来祝你好运ButIjustwantedtocomewishyouluckbeforeyourpresentation.哦但你知道你来这儿了应该看什么吗Oh,butyouknowwha

21、tyoushouldsee就是乔治华盛顿的告-whileyourehereisGeorgeWashingtonsfare告别演讲烛台Farewelladdresscandlestand.我第一个准备看的就是那个Thatwasthefirstthing1wasgoingtosee.天我也太爱你了God,Iloveyousomuch.一搞定了就来我办公室好吗Cometomyofficeassoonasyouredone,okay?好Okay.而能见到你也很开心Anditwasnicetoseeyouagain.你是在和我屁♥股&hearts说话吗Areyoutalkingtomybu

22、tt?是的好吧Yes.-Okay.Swanson去哪了WhereisSwanson?天啊我好饿啊我的腿都累了Man,mhungry.Mylegsaretired.感觉我像刚刚锻炼过ItfeelslikeIjustexercised.坐在地上就好Justsitontheground.不行JelTyNo,Jerry.地上很脏我还穿着我的夏口亚麻Itsdirty,andmwearingmysummerlinens.天啊你真是个婴儿啊God,youresuchababy.你看我从你家拿来了一条野餐毯1.ook,Ibroughtapicnicblanketfromyourhouse.那可不是野餐毯Tha

23、tsnotapicnicblanket.那是给我的Eames椅子用的Merino羊毛小毯ThatsaMerinowoolthrowformyEameschair!啊哦我感觉到Haverford-Perkins家庭有小矛盾了Uh-oh.DoIsensetroubleintheHaverford-Perkinshousehold?想都别想DonnaNosuchluck,Donna.Ann和Tom也就是Haverkins比以往更加坚定AnnandTom,akaHaverkins,arestrongerthanever.所有人都说会坚持不下去Everyonesaiditwouldntlast.确实也是

24、Anditdidnt.很震惊我们的酒后同居计划没有成功Shockingthatourdrunkenplantomoveintogetherwasntasuccess.我们同居呗-完全行1.etsmoveintogether.-Totally.酒醒之后不能反悔哦同伴Notake-backswhenwesoberup,though,partner.不反悔哦同伴Notake-backs,partner.第一天之后我们就意识到犯了一个巨大的错误Afterthefirstday,werealizedwehadmadeahugemistake.巨大Huge.但是所有人都对此自鸣得意However,ever

25、yonewasbeingsosmugaboutit,说着我们没办法坚持下去的sayingtheresnowayitwouldlast,所以我们就假装还在一起sowerepretendingtostillbetogether.那样没人会得到自己正确的满足感Thatway,noonegetsthesatisfactionofbeingright,虽然他们是对的但还是eventhoughtheyare,butstill.更重要的是我和Donna赌厂一千块Moreimportantly,IbetDonna$1,000押我们能继续在一起一个月thatwedbetogetherforanothermont

26、h.我得多强调一下Icantstressthisenough.如果她发现我们分手了Ifshefindsoutthatwebrokeup,我就破产了llgobankrupt.哦天哪食物食物Oh,myGod.Food.Food.是的我回来了Yes,Iamreturned.不别那么快ShirleyNo.Notsofast,Shirley.我只需要给肉化冻卜.调料然后烤上Ijusthavetothawthemeat,seasonit,andgrillitup.所以需要花几个小时Soitsgoingtobeafewhours.不RonNo,Ron.我的小肚肚已经饥肠辘辘r很可怕的Mytummy,srum

27、bling.Itsscary.Tommy肚肚痛了Tommysgotthetum-rums.RonChriSTraeger感受更新-Ron,ChrisTraegerfeelingsupdate-我现在感觉你的客人们有点不耐烦了mnowfeelingthatyourguestsaregettingalittleantsy.好吧我略过一些步骤然后加速Fine.llskipafewstepsandspeedthingsup.就是这样Thereyougo.至少给点喝的东西吧Isthereatleastsomethingtodrink?冷藏箱里有啤酒Theresbeerinthecooler.那小孩怎么办

28、Whataboutforthechildren?你可以从饮水喷泉那里接水Youcangetwaterfromthatwaterfountain冲淡啤酒给他们喝anduseittowaterdownthebeer.为什么不直接给小孩们喝水呢Whydontyoujustgivethekidswater?我觉得你也可以那样Isupposeyoucoulddothat.现在所有人能拜托让路Now,wouldeveryonepleasebackoff让我安静烹饪吗andjustletmecookinpeace?这些人太软弱了Thesepeoplearesoft.他们是烤肉处子Theyregrillvir

29、gins.但在今天结束之时Butbythetimethisdayisover,他们会被烤肉占有theyllhavebeentakenbythegrill被优美而温柔地展示可口的肉食之爰的形式anddelicatelyandtenderlyshownthewaysofflavorfulmeatlove.嗯Mmm.第一次总是太美了Thefirsttimeissobeautiful.Ben和我是权利夫妇BenandIareapowercouple,就像是罗斯福家族或者克♥林♥顿♥家族liketheRooseveltsortheClintons.我在这里要开个

30、大会Ivegotabigmeetinghere.内政部Ben去管理国会竞选Benisoffrunningacongressionalcampaign.我觉得唯一我们能更棒的方式1mean,theonlywaywecouldbemoreawesome就是如果我们有自己的招牌舞蹈动作了isifwehadourownsignaturedancemove.哦等等我们有啊Oh,wait.Wedo.三四Three,four.我是LeSIieKnope我三点和Jepson先生有个会mLeslieKnope.Ihavea3:00withMr.Jepson.是关于什么的Whatsthisinreferencet

31、o?我来这里是递交联邦河床保护补助金的申请mheretopresentmyapplicationfortheFederalRiverbedPreservationGrant.哦多数人就是直接发邮件过来Oh.Mostpeoplejustmailtheirapplicationsin.我可不是多数人mnotmostpeople.实际上Jepson先生今天外出了Mr.Jepsonactuallyhadtostepoutfortheday.你可以就把你的提案放在那一堆里Youcanjustaddyourproposaltothatpilethere.车行道清理提案河流湖泊清理提案虫害消除提案哦呃我很抱

32、歉0h,uh,msorry.我被告知说我会面对面地见他IwastoldIwouldhaveaface-to-facemeetingwithhim所以我可以为我的镇做陈述soIcouldmakemycaseformytown.他有工作时间吗Doeshehaveofficehours?他这周已经没有档期了He,sunavailablefortherestoftheweek.但你可以就把提案放上去Butyoucanjustaddtheproposal.他会看到的-哦Hellgettoit.-Oh.好吧Okay.实际上是一个特殊的申请Itskindofaspecialapplication.呃你知道的

33、里面有张CDUh,youknow,theresa-aCDinside然后呃播放潺潺的河水声that,uh,playsthesoundofababblingriver,而我在做陈述的时候想播放andIwasgoingtoplaythatwhileIgavemypresentation.我也要展示一张DVDIwasalsogoingtoshowaDVD里面有一些河獭嬉戏的图片thathadsomeimagesoffrolickingriverotters.你知道吗我-我会保证他看到的Youknowwhat?Mllmakesurehereadsit.是为哪个城市Whatcityisitfor?Paw

34、neePawnee.除印第安纳之外其他州确实存在Pawnee那个Pawnee是伊利诺伊印第安纳爱荷华IsthatPawnee,Illinois,Indiana,Iowa,堪萨斯密苏里内布拉斯加奥克拉荷马还是得克萨斯州的Kansas,Missouri,Nebraska,Oklahoma,orTexas?印第安纳-好的Indiana.-Okay.这也太棒了Thisisamazing.看看这个1.ookatthis.这整个地方都是你的办公室Thiswholeplaceisyouroffice.不这是我的办公室Nope.Thisismyoffice.Ben你被开除了现在是我的办公室了Ben,youre

35、fired.Itsmyofficenow.哈你听见老板说的了Boom.Youheardtheboss.滚吧WyattScram,Wyatt.嘿-嘿情况如何啊Hey.-Hey.How,ditgo?嗯我觉得还行Um,Ithinkokay.是吗还行我觉得Yeah?-Okay,Ithink.嗯我给你准备r个惊喜Well,Ihaveasurpriseforyou.呃亚当斯饭店有个时髦的首都鸡尾酒聚会Uh,there,saswankyD.C.CocktailpartyattheHay-Adams,而我让我们都进了宾客名单andIgotusallonthelist.哇看看你啊你可是个大人物了Wow,look

36、atyou.Youreabigshot.嘿呃Benjamin今晚这个聚会有多时髦啊Hey,uh,Benjamin,howfancyisthispartytonight?我是说这是个比如短裤还是长裤类型的盛会Imean,isthis,like,ashortsorapantskindofgala?长裤-好啊Pants.-Great.我们能在最近的地方稍微停一下搞点免费长裤吗CouldWejustrealquickstopatthenearestplacethathasfreepants?我知道Ron不想让我们在吃肉前吃任何东西IknowthatRondoesntwantustoeatanythin

37、gbeforethemeat,但我偷带了点糖果but1smuggledinsomecandy.哦谢天谢地我饿死了Oh,thankGod.mstarving.葡萄干吗Raisins?这是大自然的糖果Itsnaturescandy.嗯它们基本上就是葡萄了Now,theyrebasicallygrapes.所以注意悠着点吃Soremembertopaceyourself.我甚至都不遵守自己的建议Icantevenfollowmyownadvice.太好吃了Itstoodelicious.哦天啊Oh,myGod.你在洗衣液里放了亮粉吗Didyouputglitterinthelaundrydeterg

38、ent?哦是啊Oh,yeah.我在尝试一些新的创业点子mexperimentingwithsomenewentrepreneurialideas.这一个叫做“闪耀衣装”ThatonescalledSparkleSuds.穿得喧闹Dressloud.你能别在所有东西里放亮片了吗Willyoustopputtingglitterineverything?今天早上你在黄油里放了亮片Thismorningyouputglitterinthebutter.”迪斯科奶业”让趴休荽延DiscoDairy.Spreadtheparty.不那不是个好主意那太糟糕了No,that,snotagoodidea.Th

39、atsterrible.嗯目标受众又不是生气的中年护士啊Well,thetargetdemographicisntangry,middle-agednurses.哦-嘘停下嘿-等等一Oh-shh,stopit-hey.-Wait嘿Hey.我要去排队搞点吃的了mgoingtogetinlineforsomefood.你们要点啥吗Yallwantanything?我们不用我们真的不用了不了Weregood.Werereallygood.-Nope.就和我的宝贝妞一起呆一会儿Justspendingalittletimewithmybabygirl.恶心Ew.别粘着我Getoffme.这个聚会免费食

40、物也太多了亲爱的我爱政♥治♥Theressomuchfreefoodatthisparty,honey.Ilovepolitics.看我做了个虾爪子1.ook,Imadeashrimpclaw.我真为你骄傲宝mreallyproudofyou,babe.现在把你用过的盘子放我包里Nowputyourusedplateinmypurse.我差不多凑齐一整套了Ialmosthaveacompleteset.真的吗哦天啊你也太聪明了Really?Oh,myGod.Youresosmart.他们说能通过但我们只能拿到4个亿Theysayitwillpass,butwe,ll

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