ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、太美了太闪耀了It,ssobeautifulandsparkly.有证书保证不是来自犯罪分子控制交易的地区我知道啊而且这是无冲突钻石-哦1know.Anditsanon-conflictdiamond.-Aw.Andy向我求婚的时候他给了我一颗戒指糖WhenAndyproposedtome,hegavemearingpop.但他先吃掉了Ben是怎么做的Butthenheateitfirst.HowdidBendoit?让我从头开始讲起-啊哦1.etmestartfromthebeginning.-Uh-oh.1832年Ben的曾曾曾曾祖父TeodoreWyatt一个私生子In1832,Bens

2、great-great-great-greatgrandfather,TeodoreWyatt,abastard,遇见了一个来自比利时安特卫普的美丽女裁转metabeautifulseamstressfromAntwerp.Ben和我要结婚了BenandIaregettingmarried,而我在给所有人说这事儿andvebeentellingeverybodyaboutit.我太开心了我想从屋顶上大叫msohappyIwanttoshoutitfromtherooftops.而她真去了我们收到了好儿次噪音投诉Andshehas.We,vegottenseveralnoisecomplaint

3、s.我们要结婚了-好了好了Weregettingmarried!-Allright.嗯Mmm.我现在感受到的快乐ThejoythatIamfeelingrightnow在近代人类历史上意义深远无法匹敌isprofoundandunmatchedinthemodernera.我也说不出对我意义有多重大AndIcanttellyouwhatitmeanstome因为我是你们选择第一个告诉的人thatIamtheveryfirstpersonthatyouchosetotell.让我陪伴你们一起去告诉其他所有人1.etmewalkaroundwithyouasyoutelleveryoneelse,

4、所以我可以分享传播真正快乐的感觉拜托sothatIcansharetruejoybeingspread.Please?嘿各位Hey,everyone.我们有一件很激动的事情要说Wehavesomethingveryexcitingtotellyou而你们从没听说过thatyouhaveneverheardbefore.Ben和我订婚了-什么BenandIareengaged.-What?而你们现在是第一次听说这件事Andyourehearingaboutitfortheveryfirsttimerightnow.哦是啊Oh,yeah.别这样啊各位激动一点怎么样Comeon,everybody.

5、Howaboutalittleexcitement?1.eslie和Ben订婚了1.eslieandBenareengaged!没什么能让他们分开了Nothingwillevercomebetweenthem.1.eslie和Ben.1.eslieandBen.发生什么啦Whatsgoingon?1.eslie和Ben要订婚了1.eslieandBenareengaged.又来吗你们呐Again?Youguys!哦耶Oh,yeah.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第6集第5季第6集好的订婚聚会倒计时6小时Okay,T-minussixhoursuntiltheengagementparty.那位人士

6、回复了吗Hasyou-know-whorespondedyet?NBA印第安纳州步行者队前球员意外地没有LarryBird还没答复Surprisingly,no.LarryBirdhasnotRSVPdyet.嗯他是那种等到最后一分钟才回复的人他就是这个风格Well,hekindofwaitsuntilthelastminute.Thafshisstyle.把他放在“可能吧你激动吗Puthimdownasamaybe.Areyouexcited?是啊必须的我只有两个小请求Yeah,totally.Ijusthavetwosmallrequests.第一在糖果桌上放TwizzlersOne,pu

7、tTwizzlersonthecandytable.还有第二取消聚会And,two,canceltheparty.因为你邀请了我的父母Becauseyouinvitedmyparents,而他们不能呆在同一个房♥间里andtheycantbeinthesameroomtogether.好吗很好谢谢Okay?Great.Thankyou.“不”能取消聚会也“不“能放TwizzlersNotocancelingtheparty,andnotoTwizzlers.我们是RedVines家庭你只能习惯这一点WeareaRedVinesfamily.Youregoingtohavetoge

8、tusedtothat.我知道你很害怕但我爱你Iknowyourescared,butIloveyou.而这场聚会会很棒的Andthispartyisgoingtogogreat嗯如果有任何人能让我父母重新在一起Well,iftheresanyonewhocanbringmyparentstogether,答案是没有itsnoone.没人能让我父母重聚的Noonecaneverbringthemtogether.我的家庭情况挺复杂Myfamilysituationiscomplicated.我父母30年前离婚了而他们彼此憎恨Myparentsgotdivorced30yearsago,andt

9、heyhateeachother.好吧我猜也没有那么复杂Okay,Iguess,itsnotthatcomplicated.好吧你们假装你们是RonSwansonOkay.YouguyspretendyoureRonSwanson,而你们要试着决定是否投资这家公♥司♥andyouretryingtodecidewhetheryouwanttoinvestinthiscompany.要超级挑剔你好矮Besupercritical.-Youreshort.我,“们,”开始Andherewego!TomHaverford和Jean-RalphioSaperstein.To

10、mHaverfordandJean-RalphioSaperstein.娱乐7二。的创始人CreatorsOfEntertainment720!自豪呈现.proudlypresent.租个型RentASwag!啥What!家长们你们苦于看到你们的中学生孩子们Parents,areyoutiredofwatchingyourmiddle-school-agedchildren很快就穿不下给他们买♥♥的好衣服了吗growoutoftheniceclothesyoubuyforthem?那就从“租个型”租来吧ThenrentthemfromRentASwag.我拥有你租下

11、你穿着Iownit.Yourentit.Youwearit.你洗好你还回我赚钱眨眼Youcleanit.Youreturnit.Igetrich.Wink!“租个型”-好了停下伙计们停RentASwag.-Okay,stop,guys,stop.*你的型是我的生意*Whereyourswagismybusiness*你的生意是我的型*Andyourbusinessismyswag停停停停停停停停停停Stop.Stop.Stop,stop,stop,stop,stop,stop,stop,stop!拜托Please.其实还有很多Theresactuallyalotmore.但告诉我们你们目前的想

12、法Buttellusyourthoughtssofar.这是我这辈子见过最棒的东西Itsthegreatestthingveeverseeninmyentirelife.不No.很糟糕很糟糕伙计们It,sterrible.-Itsterrible,youguys.我爱你宝贝你太聪明了Iloveyou,baby.Youresosmart.你是给RonSwanson做这次展示YourepresentingthistoRonSwanson.别讨论你以前任何的失败创业经历Donttalkaboutanyofyourold,failedbusinesses.扔掉那个愚蠢的灯光秀Getridofthats

13、tupidlightshow.肯定更不能用什么Ron不理解的奇怪编造新词Anddefinitelydontuseanyweird,made-upwordsthatRondoesntunderstand.但展示是明早8点Butthepresentationstomorrowat8:00AM.我们没有时间从头开始了Wedonthavetimetostartfromscratch.嗯如果你们用刚刚那些Well,ifyoudoanyofthat,他不会投资的所以.hesnotgoingtoinvest,so.死定了Yourfuneral.嘿好高兴你在这我们把计划过遍Hey.mgladyourehere

14、.Letsgoovertheplan.好你和我去HarveyJames公园观星Okay.YouandIgostargazinginHarveyJamesPark同时我父母在客厅里慢慢掐死对方whilemyparentsslowlystrangleeachotherinthelivingroom.不你妈7点到No.Yourmomarrivesat7:00.我们给她递一杯冰镇白葡萄酒Wehandheraglassofchilledwhitewine然后哦看我妈走过来了and,oh,look,mymomiswalkingover.她们都是教育工作者也是母亲Andtheyrebotheducators

15、andmothers.真是个美妙的巧合啊Whatafabulouscoincidence.然后稍后StephenWyatt出现那是你♥爸♥Then,later,StephenWyattshowsup.That,syourdad.是的他很可怕Yes.Hesterrifying.我们稍微聊一下Wemakesomesmalltalk,30分钟后我给所有人展示这个大惊喜and30minuteslaterIshoweverybodythebigsurprise.Knope-Wyatt团结被TheKnope-WyattUnityQuilt.Ben和我的生活开始彼此交织Benan

16、dIareweavingourlivestogether,所以我织了这床被子soIhavewoventhisquilt.权力的游戏最小公园它代表了我们联合新家庭的每一个成员Itrepresentseverymemberofournewunitedfamily.在我所有隐喻性的艺术项目中这是目前最舒服的Ofallofmymetaphoricalartprojects,thisisbyfarthecoziest.这也太厉害了Thisisamazing.我知道我很努力地在做Iknow.Iworkedreallyhardonit.然后出于尊重我没在其中包含And,Outofrespect,Ididno

17、tincludeanyimages世界上唯一和你一样性感的另一个男人乔拜登oftheonlyothermanintheworldwho,sassexyasyou,JoeBiden.是的你包含了就在这嗯Yes,youdid,rightthere.Hmm?哦嗯那就是个小的啊Oh,well,thatsjustalittleone.重点是这床被子会联合Wyatt一家的ThepointisthisquiltisgoingtounitetheWyattclan.它很美丽但它不会Itsbeautiful.Anditwont.各位其他人来之前我想稍稍敬个酒Everyone?Beforeeveryoneelse

18、getshere,dliketomakealittletoast.最近我的感情生活有点悲喜交加Myromanticlifehasbeenabitofamixedbaglately.而这种情况下很难不对爱情和亲密关系不悲观Andwhenthatsthecase,itshardnottobecynicalaboutloveandrelationships.但正是像你们这样的情侣给我们其他人以希望Butitscoupleslikeyouthatgivehopetotherestofus.1.eslie你值得最好的而你也找到了1.eslie,youdeservethebest,andyouvefoun

19、dit.Ben你敢伤害她试试Ben,dontyoudarehurther.我不会的Iwont.别笑她是认真的Dontlaugh.Shemeansit.我不会啊Iwon,t.严肃讲孩子别伤害她Seriously,son.Donthurther.好吧我没有计划要伤害她啊Okay.mnotplanningonhurtingher.你最好别-我没Youbetternotbe.-mnot.嘿Ben你最好当心了Hey,Ben?Youbestwatchyourself.为何你们会有人觉得我会伤害Leslie啊WhywouldanyofyouthinkIwouldhurtLeslie?你们也都是我的朋友啊Yo

20、ureallmyfriends,too.这真的是我听过最美最动人的话了Thiswasliterallythemostbeautiful,andmovingthingthatIhaveeverheard.好了好了小宝贝慢慢来There,there,babyboy.Takeallthetimeyouneed.星际迷航角色嗯当然在一场摔跤比赛中Kirk会赢Well,sure,inawrestlingmatch,Kirkwouldwin.但总体来说主♥权♥级战舰的掌舵人更应该选谁呢But,overall,whowouldyouratherhaveatthehelmofyou

21、rSovereign-classstarship?Jean-LucPicard毫无争议Jean-LucPicard.Nocontest.嘿你妈来了我需要你Hey,yourmomshere.Ineedyou.感谢上帝-我的儿子在这呢ThankGod.-Theresmyboy.嘿妈很高兴又见面了Hey,Mom.Nicetoseeyou.这位是LeSIieKnope我的未婚妻ThisisLeslieKnope,myfiancee.嗨真的很高兴终于见到你Wyatt女士Hi.It,sreallynicetofinallymeetyou,Ms.Wyatt.哦请叫我JUIia你父亲来了吗Oh,pleasec

22、allmeJulia.Isyourfatherhereyet?今晚别吵了妈Nofightingtonight,Mom.别担心我会保持文明的只要他也是Dontworry.mgoingtobecivilaslongasheis.坦白说在GeOffrey毕业典礼上他做的事情之后.Frankly,afterwhathedidatGeoffreysgraduation.哦我给你准备了点白葡萄酒霞多丽Oh,Ihavesomewhitewineforyou,someChardonnay.哦谢谢了Oh!Thankyou.不用谢这边请Yourewelcome.Rightthisway.嘿你们好进来吧Hey,yo

23、uguys.Comeonin.AnnAnn.嘿你还好吗哥们Hey.Youallright,man?你给Ben和Leslie的敬酒词真的太美好了ThetoastthatyougavetoBenandLesliewassobeautiful.而我因为我的心理咨♥询♥感到很触动Andmfeelingveryrawfrommytherapy.我太高兴太悲伤了msohappyandsosad.就像-场完美的情感风暴It,slikeaperfectstormofemotions.所以我躲在这外面我才能不毁掉这场And,so,mhidingouthere,soIdontruint

24、hisparty为我两位特别爱的最好朋友开的聚会formytwoamazingbestfriendswhoIlovesomuch.哦Oh!没有纸巾了一切结束了Theresnomoretissue.Everythingends.不不不不还有纸巾的No,no,no.No,theresmoretissue.一切都会离开的Everythinggoesaway.然后我说“不管规不规矩AndIsaid,Rulesornorules,”我只想亲上这张美丽的脸”Ijusthavetokissthatbeautifulface.哦嗯这就是Knope家的女人了Oh,well,thatsaKnopewomanfor

25、you.我们看到什么可爱的东西就展开攻势Whenweseesomethingadorable,weattackit.他确实很可爱对吧你选得很好BennyHeisadorable,isnthe?Youchosewell,Benny.谢谢Thankyou.目前为止还不错Sofarsogood.我承认一切进展得惊人地好lladmitit.Thingsaregoingsurprisinglywell.然后完了结束了我们完蛋了Andpackitup.Itsover.We,rescrewed.他把女朋友带来了吗Hebroughthisgirlfriend?他不应该把女朋友带来的BenHewasn,tsup

26、posedtobringhisgirlfriend,Ben.哦Ben你父亲把他的小玩物带来了啊Oh!Ben.Yourfatherbroughthislittleplaything.嗨Benny-嘿爸Hi,Benny.-Hey,Dad.嗨-嗨Hi.-Hi.嗨UIani我以为你不会来了Hi,Ulani.Ithoughtyouwerentcoming.UIani是我的女朋友她对我很重要Ulaniismygirlfriend,andshesimportanttome.而我需要她在这里AndIneedherhere.Ulani你好我是LeSIie真是个美妙的惊喜啊Ulanthi,mLeslie.What

27、awonderfulsurprise.我们太高兴你能来了Weresohappythatyourehere.搞什么啊Steve他们不知道我要来吗Whatthehell,Steve?TheydidntknowIwascoming?我们不知道学校放春假了Wedidntknowitwasspringbreak.好吧感谢感谢各位的光临Okay.Thanks,everybody,forcoming.很抱歉你们都得回家了msosorryyouallhavetogohome.嘿RedVines有人要吗Hey.RedVines,anyone?我们是Twizzlers家庭WereaTwizzlersfamily.

28、好吧我们开始很坎坷,Okay,weareofftoarockystart,但我们能处理这一切的butwearegoingtofixthis.是的我们能我叫了辆出租就在外面Yes,wewill.Icalledacab.Itsoutside.我给司机塞了100块坐在那等着Igavethedriver100buckstositandwait.所以随时你准备要走的话比如可能就现在So,wheneverwerereadytogo,like,maybe,rightnow,我们要做的就是走出门allwehavetodoiswalkoutside.不我现在想和你以及你父母一起呆在这No.Iwanttobehe

29、renowwithyouandyourparents.帮我搞定Helpmemakethiswork.好吧行最佳方式就是Okay,fine.Thebestthingtodois无关痛痒地聊他们在平的东西来分心distractthemwithinnocuoustalkabouttheStufftheycareabout.很好比如呢Great.Likewhat?嗯他们是来自明尼苏达的白人Well,theyrewhitepeoplefromMinnesota.所以曲棍球钓鱼滑水航海So,hockey,fishing,skiing,sailing.几杯之后放一张Prince专辑Andafterafewd

30、rinksputonaPrincealbum.别提绿湾包装工队或者爱荷华州DontmentiontheGreenBayPackersorthestateofIowa.还有我攒了足够的飞行里程And,also,Ihaveenoughfrequentflyermiles能让我们今晚飞去澳大利亚togetustoAustraliatonight.一切还好吗-是的过了个小减速带Everythingokay?-Yes,slightspeedbump.一切很糟糕Everythingisterrible.但我要用我的秘密武器搞定ButIamgoingtofixitwithmysecretweapon.好吧嗯

31、我会保证其他方面一切顺利Okay.Well,Iwillmakesurethateverythingelserunssmoothly.Arm你真是个好朋友Ann,youaresuchagoodfriend.你是个美丽的有才的杰出的强有力的麝牛Youareabeautiful,talented,brilliant,powerfulmuskox.谢谢你小牛能保证这艘船还浮着Thankyou,ox,forkeepingthisshipafloat.没问题Yougotit.伙计们我需要你们帮忙好吗Guys,Ineedyourhelp,okay?Chris在后面房♥间里他在哭Chrisisi

32、nthebackroom,andhe,scrying.进去让他冷静让他好受一点Gointhere.Calmhimdown.Makehimfeelbetter.1.eslie和Ben已经有够多事要处理了好吗谢谢了1.eslieandBenhaveenoughtodealwith,okay?Thankyou.等等为啥Chris在哭啊Wait,whyisChriscrying?呃他很情绪化Uh,hesemotional.等等为啥Chris很情绪化啊WaiwhyisChrisemotional?因为他在接受心理咨♥询♥Becausehesintherapyrightnow,

33、而给他挖出了一大堆东西anditsdredgingupalotofstuffforhim.等等等等比如什么东西呢Wait,wait.Like,whatkindofstuff?比如我也不知道啊他的朋友们要结婚了1.ike,Idontknow.Hisfriendsaregettingmarried而他却没有约会对象andhe,snotdatinganyone.为啥他没约会对象呢Whyisnthedatinganyone?是啊为啥你不和他约会呢Yeah,whydontyoudatehim?因为我现在在和自己约会好吗Becausemdatingmyselfrightnow.Okay?我试着找出让自己快

34、乐的方式mtryingtofigureouthowtomakemehappy.恶为啥总是围着你自己转啊Ann自我中心了吧Ugh.Whyisitalwaysaboutyou,Ann?Self-centeredmuch?去就行好吗谢谢rJustgo.Okay?Thankyou.Ron速60秒Ronin60seconds.极速60秒Tom我今晚没见到你呢Tom.Ihaventseenyoutonight.我在努力准备展示vebeenworkingonmypresentation.我只是来祝贺一下LeSlie然后就回去了IjustcamebytocongratulateLeslieandthenmhe

35、adingback.我欣赏这种职业道德Iadmiretheworkethic.我总是在寻找新的投资机会malwayslookingfornewinvestments.自从我9岁得到第一份工作开始EversinceIgotmyfirstjobattheageofnine,我把所有的钱都投进了黄金Ihaveputallmymoneyintogold,而目前正处于高价位whichiscurrentlyatanall-timehigh.所以我有一定量的钱So,Ihaveacertainamountofmoney.我已经说太多了vesaidtoomuch.期待明天1.ookingforwardtotom

36、orrow.是的关于那点我在想Yes,aboutthat.Iwaswondering.有机会能让我们重新排期吗Isthereanychancewecouldreschedule?我只想保证一切都能达到我世界级的“随“准Ijustwanttomakesureeverythingsuptomyworld-classstandees.我喜欢保持我的预约时间孩子Iliketokeepmyappointments,son,我喜欢其他人也这么做andIlikeotherstodothesame.当然是的没问题明早8点整Ofcourse,yes.Noproblem,8:00AMtomorrow.我觉得你会对

37、我们的展示十分满意的1thinkyouregoingtobeveryimpressedwithourpresentation.“我们”的展示还有谁要和你一起Ourpresentation.Whoelseisjoiningyou?SwansonSwansonJean-Ralphio.-是我Jean-Ralphio.-Thatsme.我没意识到你也参与了1didntrealizeyouwereapartofthis.他当然参与啊他是我的创业伙伴Ofcourseheis.Hesmybusinesspartner.贴上Cling!FOreVer21时尚服饰品牌商业搭档直至永远等等永远21Busines

38、spartnernowandforever.Holdup.Forever21.21响礼炮泡沫之夏Twenty-onegunsalute.SaluteYourShorts.啊哈我刚刚在八字胡上来了段自♥由♥联想Kaboosh!Ijustfree-associatedalloverthemoustache.这只是他给这段商业搭档关系带来的众多技能之一Thatsjustoneofmanyskillshebringstothisbusinesspartnership.那些是啥虾吗Whatarethose,shrimp?好吧-动手之前再想想孩子Okay.-Rethinktha

39、tmove,son.我们就开车回去吧我感觉好奇怪1.etsjustdriveback,Ifeelweird.Steve你喜欢航海对吧Steve,youlikesailing,right?现在不喜欢了因为Julia在离婚时分到了那艘船Notanymore,sinceJuliagottheboatinthedivorce,然后就卖♥♥给了个垃圾场因为她太糟糕了andthensoldittoascrapyardbecauseshesterrible.嗯至少你现在不用处理Well,atleastyoudonthavetodeal那些船只保养的事情了对吧哈withalltha

40、tboatupkeepnow,right?Huh?恶不用了谢啦Yuck.Nothankee.我们来聊一些航海之外的事情呗1.etstalkaboutsomethingotherthansailing.你们为啥不去另外一间房♥呢我有一个惊喜.Whydontyouheadintheotherroom?Ihaveasurprisethat.她去了Thereshegoes.给你们准备了个惊喜所以呃进去吧Theresasurpriseforyou.So,um,headonin.我不喜欢惊喜Idontlikesurprises.好吧看你已经试过了Okay,look.Yougaveitatry

41、,但这个被子的方法是行不通的butthisquiltthingisnotgoingtowork.Ben在三次不同的场合Ben,onthreeseparateoccasions,我分别用一床被子修补了关系Ihaveusedaquilttomendfences.九年级时一床被子结束了我两个最好朋友的争端Inninthgrade,aquiltendedanargumentbetweenmytwobestfriends.一床被子解决了2006年Donna-Jerry的停车场争执AndaquiltsettledtheDonna-Jerryparkinglotfeudof2006.第三次是什么时候What

42、wasthethirdtime?就他妈的现在Rightfuckingnow.好吧我还是觉得这行不通Okay.Istilldontthinkitsgoingtowork,但我现在真的太被你吸引了butIamreallyattractedtoyourightnow.我知道我们来吧Iknow.Letsdothis.警♥察♥开门我们有逮捕令开玩笑的是我们Police,openup,wehaveawarrant!Justkidding,itsus.哈我们骗到你了-嘿Andy和AprilHa!Wegotyou.-Hey,AndyandApril.我们带r个想见你的Wehaves

43、omeonewhowantstoseeyou.冠军来吧嘿孩子Champion!Comehere.Hey,boy!你是一条太勇敢的好狗了这么精神Youaresuchabrave,gooddogwithsomuchspirit.你已经承受了太多了Youhaveovercomesomuch.你是整个世界上最好的狗Youarethemostwonderfuldoginthewholeworld.而我太为你开心了AndIamsohappyforyou.好了各位我给你们所有人准备一个惊喜Okay,everyone.Ihaveasurpriseforallofyou.看吧Voila!Knope-Wyatt家

44、族联合被TheKnope-WyattUnityQuilt.它代表我们两个家庭的结合Itrepresentsourtwofamiliescomingtogether.而新联合家庭的每一个成员都有一个个性化的小方块你看Andthereisapersonalizedsquareforeachmemberofourjoinedfamily.See?亲爰的这也太可爱了Sweetheart,thisislovely.谢了妈Thanks,Mom.我的方块呢Wheresmysquare?嗯你严格来说不是Well,yourenottechnically.严格来说不是啥Nottechnicallywhat?严格来

45、说不是成年人Nottechnicallyanadult.这是个非常粗心的疏忽LeslieThisisaverythoughtlessomission,Leslie.对我而言没有Ulani方块的话AndasfarasImconcerned,ifthere,snoUlanisquare这就不是合理的联合被thisisnotalegitimateunityquilt.哦那个老栗子啊Oh!Thatoldchestnut.好吧我来做一个Ulani方块Okay.IwillmakeanUlanisquare.非常非常简单好的看这就是你的方块了Very,veryeasy,okay.Look.Thisisyoursquarenow.Ulani”是什么意思“快乐”WhatdoesUlanimean?-Cheerful.当然好了看看吧Sure.Allright.Lookatthat.联合就那么简单我们只需要.Unity.It,sthatsimple.Allwehadtodo.我不想让她的名字出现在我的被子上Idontwanthernameonmyquilt.这不是你Itsnotyour.这是所有