ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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3、cing,Tequila.各种食物和零食Allkindsoffoodandsnacks.血孤儿Bloodorphans.没有血孤儿Nobloodorphans.我.我不知道那是个啥I.Idontknowwhatthatis.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第5集第4季第5集我希望你维持主题这个主题就是Iwantyouonmessage,andthemessageis.1.eslieKnope1.eslieKnope.如果你不是在聊自己那你就聊错东西了Ifyourenottalkingaboutyou,youretalkingaboutthewrongthing.我讨厌聊自己Ihatetalkinga

4、boutmyself克服一下我一直都在聊自己呢Getoverit.Italkaboutmyselfconstantly.所有人都因为这爱我Everyonelovesmeforit.我真的很棒Ireallyamamazing.当你在政♥府&hearts江作时人们经常怀疑你会反企业Whenyouworkingovernment,peopleoftensuspectthatyoureanti-business.所以我开了一场小型见面会Somthrowingalittlemeet-and-greet邀请一些企业主们而我请Tom的公♥司♥来帮忙withbusin

5、essowners,andveaskedTomscompanytohelp.这是我的开场白Here,smyopeningline.“嗨我是LeSlieKnope我在做市议员的生意”Hi.mLeslieKnope,andminthebusinessofbeingcitycouncilor.我的天哪我不会用这句的Oh,myGod.-mnotgoingtousethat.这是你的首要目标Thisisyourprimarytarget.商会主席MartinKernstonPresidentofthechamberofcommerce,MartinKernston.哦是的Kernston橡胶乳&hear

6、ts;头♥的Oh,yes,fromKernstonRubberNipples.乳♥头♥王Thenippleking.照片传记喜欢的不喜欢的医院处方Photos,bios,likes,dislikes,prescriptionmedications.我听说过MartinKernstonIveheardofMartinKernston.我对他还是有点了解的-哦是吗Iknowalittlebitabouthim.-Oh,really?嗯他更信任哪个顾问呢Well,whichofhisadvisorsdoeshetrustmore,TedFlirtman还是R

7、exSpaxTedFlirtmanorRexSpax?嗯看情况吧Flirtman更像是知己一Well,itdepends,FlirtmanismoreofaConfidant-两个名字都是我编的Imadeupboththosenames.好吧我看Okay,monit.说话Getatme.Jean-Ralphio别哭了Jean-Ralphio,stopcrying.什么What?等等慢点等等-Holdon,slowdown.Holdon-板栗过敏Allergictochestnuts.还有.好发型And.goodhaircuts.太紧松点It,stootight,looser.不啊我觉得我们该再

8、充点气No,Ifeellikeweneedtoinflateitmore.不我告诉过你了我是个相扑运动员No,Itoldyou,masumowrestler减肥之后的样子afterhelosttheweight.我理解的是我们要开聚会了Itakeitwerehavingaparty.哥们Dude!我知道有我忘了告诉你的事情对不起咯IknewtherewassomethingIforgottotellyou.Sorry.不不不没事No,no,no,itsfine.你们要开大聚会为啥需要告诉我呢Whyshouldyouguystellmeyouregonnahaveanenormousparty?

9、我我也没告诉你们我要在房♥间里安静地办公呢I-Ididn,ttellyouIwasgonnabequietlyworkinginmyroom.说得在点-是是是Thatsagoodpoint.-Yeah,yeah,yeah.我猜我们打平了Iguesswe,reeven.如果你们需要我我-我肯定会醒着的Ifyouneedme,11-11definitelybeawake.因为我-我不可能睡着的BecauseI-Iwont.beabletosleep.因为那个聚会Becauseoftheparty.你们知道吗Youknow?所以好了So.Allright.我的家庭是非常反冲突的Myfa

10、milyisverynon-confrontational.我父母解决问题的方式Myparentsmethodofproblem-solving基本上是把所有事情憋肚子里istokindofkeepeverythingbottledup然后微妙地暗示哪些事很烦andjustsubtlyhintatwhatsbotheringthem.所以36年之后他们还是离婚状态Andafter36years,theyarestilldivorced.1.eslieKnope竞选市议会娱乐7二O为您呈:现LeslieKnope竞选市议会哇哇哇Whoa,WhOa,whoa.Tom我想象中的可不是这个样子啊Tom

11、,thisisnotwhatIpicturedatall.这看起来像是给娱乐7二C）开的一场聚会ThislookslikeapartyforEntertainment720.是娱乐7二。在参选吗IsEntertainment720runningforoffice?是小企业啊It,sasmallbusiness.你在向人们展示你和小企业的关系很好Youretryingtoshowpeopleyouhaveagoodrelationshipwithsmallbusinesses.现在这个聚会都是关于你的宝Nowtheparty,thatsallaboutyou,Boo.好吧那我的脸不是应该印在这些

12、毯子上吗Okay,thenshouldntmyfacebeontheserugs?抱歉不是的msorry,no.我一直以来的梦想就是出现在毯子上Itsalwaysbeenadreamofminetobearug.而现在终于发生了Anditsfinallyhappened.Tom现在不是你探索你诡异梦想的时候Tom,nowisnotatimeforyoutoexploreyourweirddreams.好吗我希望这些全部消失所有东西Okay?Iwantallofthisgone,allofit.除了那个蛋线那个蛋糕留下Exceptthatcake.Keepthatcakehere.”梦想成成真的

13、地方”把字涂掉就行Justscrapeoffthewords.DonnaDonna?蓝衬衫.Blueshirt.徽章Badge.警棍Nightstick.你是个女警You.areapolicewoman.是的Yup.你是个-福尔摩斯Yourearegular-SherlockHolmes.我在你之前解开了这个谜题Isolvedthatmysterybeforeyoudid.好吧这挺好玩的Okay,thiswasfun.AndyAndy!你是UFC传奇ChuckLiddellYouareUFClegendChuckLiddell.对哦Thatsright.午夜凶铃里的女孩子GirlfromThe

14、Ring.对我来说夏洛克福尔摩斯真的是Tome,SherlockHolmesisliterally西方作品里最伟大的角色thegreatestcharacterintheWesterncanon.聪慧直觉帅气Smart,intuitive,handsome.将他英式的脆弱身躯换成超人类的体格你就得到了ReplacehispastyBritishfrailtywithsuperhumanphysicalfitness,andyouget.SherlockTraegerSherlockTraeger.玩具总动员角色蛋头先生MisterPotatohead.对头Thatsright.嘿我亲爱的女儿今

15、晚在哪呢Hey,where,smylovelydaughtertonight?她在家Shesathome.我知道你会来Iknewthatyouwouldbehere.我担心你可能会很关切AndIwasworriedthatyoumightbeconcerned,看到我俩晚上一起seeingustogetheratnight.你是个考虑周全的人Youreaverythoughtfulguy.但真的我对你俩约会没有问题Butreally,Ihavenoproblemwiththetwoofyoudating.真真的我是说看看你啊R-really,Imean,lookatyou.你就是你知道很美丽r

16、Yourejust,youknow,beautiful.你也很美丽Yourebeautiful.在内部你的精神居住的地方Ontheinsidewhereyourspiritlives.听着告诉她来聚会吧我根本不介意1.isten,tellhercometothepartyandIdontmindatall.哦好我给她发短♥信♥Oh,good,lltexther.好吧你能不看手♥机♥就发短♥信♥吗Okay,youcantextwithoutlookingatyourphone?我觉得不保持眼神交流Ithinkit

17、srudenottomaintaineyecontact对正在聊天的对象是不礼貌的withpeoplethatmtalkingto.那是我发的Thatsfromme.哇Wow!你好Jerry;)我-这-这也太厉害了Ith-that,samazing.击掌哇Highfive.-Wow.嘿ROn你能来太好了Hey,Ron.Goodtoseeyou.你去年不也是海盗吗Werentyouapiratelastyear?是的这是我的万圣节服装啊Yes.ThisismyHalloweencostume.Andrew你意识到卫生间的水龙头在漏水吗Andrew,areyouawarethatyourbathr

18、oomfaucetisleaking?开玩笑呢吧Areyoukiddingme?我昨天才塞了只袜子进去啊Ijuststuffedasockinityesterday.他们还想让我怎么做啊Whatelsedotheywantmetodo?浴缸上方还有一根暴露的电线Theresanexposedwireabovethebathtubaswell.哦对电击线Oh,yeah,shockwire!我这么叫是因为你洗澡的时候碰到那根线Icallitthatcauseifyoutakeashowerandyoutouchthewire.你就死定了Youdie!是的非常准确Yes,thatisaccurate

19、.你有工具箱吗Doyouhaveatoolbox?有啊Yeah.没有合适工具箱的家是不完整的Nohomeiscompletewithoutapropertoolbox.这是April和Andy的Here,sAprilandAndys.一把锤子Ahammer.半个椒盐卷饼Halfofapretzel.棒球卡Baseballcard.SonictheHedgehog刺猬索尼克一个卡带上面写着“音速“和“刺猬”Somecartridgethatsays,SonicandHedgehog.一个剪子半Ascissorhalf.一把手电筒Andaflashlight.装满了糖豆Filledwithjell

20、ybeans.虽然我没有在专业上和你们合作Althoughvenotworkedwithyouprofessionally,作为私人公民我个人光顾过asaprivatecitizen,Ihavepersonallypatronized你们每一家机构eachandeveryoneofyourestablishments.嗯我从没见你在Sue,s买♥♥过沙拉啊Mm,veneverseenyoubuyasaladatSuesSalads.那是因为我不讨厌自己TanyaThats,causeIdonthatemyself,Tanya.我很抱歉msorry.我知道我应该争取你

21、的选票IknowIshouldbechasingyourvote,但我仍然坚持避免沙拉和其他恶心东西的决定butIstandbehindmydecisiontoavoidsaladandotherdisgustingthings.我觉得我为此在社区里也能获得很多支持AndIthinkIhavealotofsupportinthecommunityforthat.虽然这一切看起来像是在给Tom的脸开趴体DespitethefactthatthisseemslikeapartyforTomsface,呃但我觉得进展还不错uh,Ithinkit,sgoingprettywell.在Pawnee被怀疑

22、的时候就抨击沙拉Whenindoubt,inPawnee,slamsalad.我要特别感谢您能到场主席先生mjustespeciallythankfulthatyoucouldcome,Mr.President.叫我Martin-MartinMartin.-Martin.你是丰收节的负责人对吧YouwereresponsiblefortheHarvestFestival,right?不是的嗯No.Yes.Well.那是团队努力的成果我几乎没做什么Itwasateameffort.Ibarelydidanything.我还拖他们的后腿呢Iheldthembackactually.他们没了我也能成

23、功Theysucceededdespiteme.抱歉我为那个项目弹精竭虑msorry.Iworkedveryhardonthatevent.我只是.mjust.官员不习惯吹捧自己Bureaucratssarentusedtobraggingaboutthemselves.Tom过来聊聊我有多厉害Tom,comeoverhereandtalkabouthowgreatIam.*Martin*JMartinJTomHaverford这场大宴会是我组织的TomHaverford.Ithrewthisshindig.Tom告诉Martin我在丰收节有多努力Tom,tellMartinhowhardIw

24、orkedontheHarvestFestival.确实难以置信Itwasincredible.很多人说丰收节是娱乐7二。的启动时刻AlotofpeoplesaytheHarvestFestivaliswhatlaunchedEntertainment720.没人这么说过-是我刚刚说的Noonesaysthat.-1justsaidit我的公♥司♥娱乐7二C）可以给Kernston,s提供一个非常好的商业机会Mycompany,Entertainment720,hasanamazingbusinessopportunityforKernstons.介意我偷走你几秒钟

25、吗MindifIstealyouawayforafewseconds?给你点“节”Giveyouthetails?什么“节Thetails?细节Thedetails.大多数人可能会说“细Mostpeoplewouldprobablysay,thedeets.我说的是“节“Isaythetails.只是创新的一个例子而已Justoneexampleofinnovation.你看我也不想太经常用“瘪二”这个词1.ook,Idontliketothrowaroundthewordbuttheadtoooften.娱乐7二O为您呈现LeslieKnope见面会如果你把所有人都叫瘪三那它就失去了冲击力I

26、fyoucalleverybodyabutthead,thenitkindoflosesitsimpact.但我可以毫不怀疑地说Tom是个混♥蛋♥ButIcansaywithouthesitationthatTomisbeingarealdick.嘿Hey!你偷走了乳♥头♥王啊Youstolethenippleking.太感谢r叛徒Thanksalot,traitor.抱歉我只需要问他一件事现在没事了msorry,Ijustneededtoaskhimaboutthisonething,butwe,reallgoodnow.要要不我介绍你

27、上台演讲呢Wh-whatifIjustintroduceyouforyourspeech?我有个更好的主意Ihaveabetteridea.不然你去你的哪张地毯上坐在你自己的脸上呗Whydontyougoovertooneofyourrugsandsitonyourownface?我不需要你的“帮助”了Idontneedyourhelpanymore.你好Hithere.你想完成什么工程吗Isthereaprojectyoureworkingon?我懂得比你多Iknowmorethanyou.好吧Allright.April和Andy结婚的时候我没给他们准备结婚礼物WhenAprilandAn

28、dymarried,Ididntgetthemaweddingpresent.我的个人经验里结婚礼物不过是离婚火焰的燃料罢了Inmyexperience,weddingpresentsarenothingmorethankindlingonadivorcebonfire.但我想我找到了帮他们整理房♥子的方式ButIthinkIfoundawayIcanreallyhelpthemmakeahome.你豆袋跟我来You,beanbag,comewithme.我是个茄子maneggplant我不在乎跟我来Idontcare.Comewithme.为啥-我需要助手Why?-1needs

29、mallhands.我.“害怕m.scared.看看谁决定加入聚会了兄弟1.ookwhodecidedtojointheparty,bro!太棒了Thatsawesome!你服装呢Where,syourcostume?亲爰的他已经打扮了啊Honey,heswearingacostume.他打扮成衰人He,sgoingaslame.那其实是个挺好的打扮Thatsaprettygoodcostumeactually.但呃我觉得蝙蝠侠那套好太多了But,uh,IthinktheBatmancostumeswaybetter.你该去换上那套Youshouldgowearthat.是啊我觉得我还是不要换

30、装了Yeah,Idon,tthinkmgonnaputonacostume因为我没有真的参加这个聚会becausemnotreallyattendingthisparty.在我住的地方Thatsatmyhouse.嘿听着如果你在生气的话Hey,listen,ifyouremadaboutsomething,你就该-不我没youshouldjust-No,mnot我没生气mnotmad.真的吗听着我觉得你好像生气了Really?Listen,Ifeellikeyouaremad.所以可能你应该跟我们聊聊Somaybeyoushouldjusttalktousaboutit.我的名字是BenMyn

31、ame,sBen.我生气了mmad.好吧那很棒Allright,thatwasgreat,谢谢谢谢你了-软软嘴唇Thankyou.Thanksforthat.-Soft,softlips.你的手指好咸Yourfingersaresalty.我要去完成工作-mgonnafinishmywork-Orin不不行别进来Orin,no!No.Stayout.Pawnee的经济不景气影响严重Pawneehassufferedthroughatougheconomy.而让这个镇活下来的是你们小企业主们Andwhathaskeptourtownaliveisyou,thesmallbusinessman.我

32、不是在说你的身高GaryAndmnotreferringtoyourstature,Gary.你是这个社区的巨人Youareagiantinthiscommunity.太多企业今天到场了Somanybusinessrepresentedheretoday.食物和东西JJ餐厅FoodandStuff,JJ,sDiner,Glenmore折扣墓地GlenmoreDiscountCemetery,呃低腰纹身uh,TrampStampTattoos,巨大Kenny的油条摊和手♥机♥中心EnormousKennysFriedDoughStandandMobilePhoneEm

33、porium.还有谁Sues沙拉Whoelse?SuesSalads.精明圆滑比基尼脱毛SmoothOperatorBikiniWaxes.Jeff的储蓄贷款JeffsSavingsandLoan.还有娱乐7二OAndEntertainment720.感谢你的出色介绍LeslieThankyousomuchforthatamazingintro,Leslie.嗨老乡们Hi,folks.我叫TomHaverford我是来跟你们讲MynameisTomHaverford,andmheretotellyou一点点关于Pawnee初次亮相的娱乐和多媒体联合企业alittlebitaboutPawnee

34、spremiereentertainmentandmultimediaconglomerate,*娱乐7二O*JEntertainment720J*梦想成成真的地方*Jwheredreamscome,theycometrueJ来段简要的宣传片怎么样Howaboutwewatchthisbriefpromotionalfilm?什么What?娱乐7二C）从六月开始就是这个社区的固定成员了Entertainment720hasbeenafixtureofthiscommunitysinceJune.Tom听我说Tom,listentome.把它关掉要么把遥控器给我Turnthatofforgive

35、metheremoterightnow.我们能让它继续放吗Canweletitplayplease?MartinKernston在这是你运气好YoureluckythatMartinKernstonishere因为你马上需要新乳♥头♥了becauseyouregonnaneedanothernipple.这样There.我觉得我搞定了IthinkIgotit.是你搞定了Yep,yougotit.你至少能跟我说下你在干嘛吗Canyouatleasttellmewhatyouredoing?我也有房♥子mahomeowner.我也想真的学点东西Iwould

36、liketoactuallylearnsomething.行Yeah.我在把阀杆紧到阀芯上mtighteningthevalvestemintothevalveshank.换掉了把手mreplacingthehandle.然后拧紧定位螺丝Andthentighteningthesetscrew,它可以固定位置whichwillholditinplace.现在Now.哦天啊我们修好了Oh,myGod!Wemadeitwork.感觉不错lt,sagoodfeeling.一种成就感和自豪感Asenseofaccomplishmentandpride.该死我就是很爱这个DamniIjustloveit

37、somuch.你还好吗Areyouokay?很好Great.我要在房♥子里转,圈mgonnagoaroundthishouse把所有能修的东西都修了andfixeverythingIcanfindthatneedsfixing.想来帮忙吗Youwannahelp?我真的想Ireallydo.很好Good.那是下一个Thatsnext.我不能揭露我的身份因为有对手公&hearts同♥Icantrevealmyidentitybecauseofvariouscorporateenemies,但知道这个就够了butsufficeittosay,我运行着一家相当流行的社交网

38、站Irunafairlypopularsocialnetworkingsite.我们面对现实吧Andletsfaceit,预订e720是我做过最聪明的决定bookinge720wasthesmartestdecisionIevermade.我希望你会给这个故事点赞Ihopeyoulikedthisstory.我发明了FacebookIinventedFacebook.哇好吧嗯Wow.Okay,um.我知道这个视频看起来像一个疯子Iknowthatvideoseemedliketherantingsofalunatic假装自己是MarkZuckerberg-pretendingtobeMarkZ

39、uckerberg-那个是他啊-不Thatswhothatwas?-No.也太厉害了Thatisimpressive.呃我们不会再浪费各位的时间了Uh,we,renotgonnawasteanymoreofyourtime.同意我们直入主题吧Agreed.Letsgetrighttoit掌声欢迎e720的邮件列表女神们Pleasewelcomethee720mailinglistdivas!我想让你们所有人Iwantallofyalltowritedownthename写下你们企业雇佣独♥立♥合同工anddirectphonelineforwhoeversincha

40、rge负责人的专线号♥码ofhiringindependentcontractorsforyourbusiness!现在加入我一起在e720移♥动♥浴缸里泡一下吧NowcomejoinmeandIet,salltakeadipinthee720mobilehottub!它就停在门外Itsparkedrightoutside.走着1.e,go.嘿Ben-嘿Hey,Ben.-Hey.还以为你不参加聚会呢Thoughtyouwerentcomingtotheparty.嗯我只是来吃个ButterfingerWell,mjusthavingabutterfin

41、ger.哦是么Oh,really?这样可以吗Isthatokay?不行No.你不是这个聚会的一部分你就不能吃糖Yourenotpartoftheparty,youcan,thavethecandy.退后好了Backup.-Allright.退后-好吧Backup.-Okay.我有一个妹妹Ihaveonesister.我们偷彼此的东西WestealeachothersStUff黑进彼此的TWitter账户hackeachothersTwitteraccounts,点燃彼此的衣服seteachother,sclothesonfire.没有规则Therearenorules.我们需要处理你烦着的原因

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