ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、早啊-嘿Morning.-Hey.嘿你能批准一下这个竞选海报的新设计吗Hey,canyouapprovethisnewdesignforthecampaignposter?哦Ann你这美丽的违规的飞蛾Oh,Ann,youbeautiful,rule-breakingmoth.你知道我们在这里不能讨论我的竞选的YouknowWecanttalkaboutmycampaigninhere.真的吗Seriously?就是个是否的问题啊It,sayesornoquestion.当你在竞选公职时Whenyourerunningforoffice,有一百万条规矩规定你能做什么不能做什么thereare,l

2、ike,amillionrulesofwhatyoucanandcannotdo.是Yes.而因为我为政♥府&hearts江作AndbecauseIworkforthegovernment,我不能在政♥府♥大楼之内做任何竞选相关的事项Iamnotallowedtodoanythingcampaign-relatedinsideagovernmentbuilding.老板我需要你的签名Boss,IneedyourHerbieHancockonthis.外面Outside.确实有点烦人Itskindofapainintheass.但是很好的锻炼Butit,

3、sgreatexercise.但很烦人Butit,sapainintheass.所以PerdHapley想安排在周四-行SoPerdHapleywantstodoThursdaynow.-Fine.你完成了维护报告吗Didyoufinishthemaintenancereport?我没完成但我会完成的Ididnotfinishit,butIwillfinishit.所以等等你问的是什么来着-口号♥Sowait,whatwasyourquestionagain?-Theslogan?好吧我能就出来所以我们能吧所有事聊完呢Okay,canIjustcomeoutthere,sowec

4、antalkabouteverything?不April我需要把工作分开好吗No,April,Ineedtokeepmyworkseparate,okay?就当作是一个有趣的游戏Justthinkofitlikeafungame.公园在里面竞选在外面Parksisinside.Campaignisoutside.公园在里面竞选外面Parksisinside.Campaignsoutside.哦你知道怎么样更好玩吗-怎么Ooh,youknowwhatwouldmakeitmorefun?-What?哦我的天这样Oh,myGod,this.AprilApril.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第16集第

5、4季第16集是时候了LeslieItstime,Leslie.你必须从部门休假Youhavetotakealeaveofabsencefromthedepartment.Ron这也太扯了Ron,thatisridiculous.我们聊过这了不是你聊过了Wevetalkedaboutthis.-No,youvetalkedaboutit,我无视了因为这也太扯了andveignoredit,becauseitisridiculous.需要我提醒你吗即使我赢得竞选NeedIremindyouthatevenifIwintheelection,我还能在公园部工作IcanstillworkatthePa

6、rksdepartment.市政厅是个兼♥职♥工作Citycouncilisapart-timejob.但竞选可是全职工作Butcampaigningisafull-timejob.现在你在这里每周工作50小时Rightnow,you,reworking50hoursaweekhere在竞选上每周50小时and50hoursaweekonthecampaign.嗯我还有空余时间Well,Ihavetimetospare.我还在“车上餐上轮”当志愿者malsovolunteeringatWheelsForMealsOnWheels.我们为“车上餐”修货车Werepai

7、rvansforMealsOnWheels.你所有事情都迟了一个月Youreamonthbehindoneverything.你忘记归档福周的公园维护报告YouforgottofiletheweeklyParksMaintenancereport.你每周都做但你还是忘了Youdoiteveryweek,andyouforgot.事情一件一件被忽略了Thingsarefallingthroughthecracks.我很肯定你连续四天都穿的这件毛衣mprettysureyouvewornthatsweaterfourdaysinarow.或者我有四件一模一样的版本OrIownfouridentic

8、alversionsofthesamesweater.不你没有你背上从周二开始就粘了根老棒棒糖了No,youdont,theresanoldlollipopthatsbeenstucktothebacksinceTuesday.那是现在的新潮穿搭RonThatsthestylenow,Ron.叫做“贴棒棒糖”Itscalledlollipopping.所有孩子都在这么做Allthekidsaredoingit.1.eSIie你需要休假1.eslie,youneedtotakeasabbatical.好吧你猜怎么着RonOkay.Youknowwhat,Ron?我接受你的道歉Iacceptyou

9、rapology,我不会休假的我们已经同意了Iwillnottakeasabbatical,asweagreed,而且我们不会再讨论这件事了andwewillneverdiscussthisagain.抱歉Ann你不能打开这份礼物Sorry,Ann.Youcantopenthisgift.这是为Pawnee最美的女孩准备的It,sforthemostbeautifulgirlinPawnee.等等等等等等等等等等等那就是你Holdup,holdup,holdup.Holdup,holdup,wait.Thatsyou.哇Wow.是啊看我也有一顶Yeah,andlook,Igotonetoo.T

10、ommy的女孩成对的他的和她的MatchingHisandHers.所以我是“TOmmy的女孩”而你就是“Tom”吗SomTommysgirl,andyourejustTom?为何不是“Ann的男人”WhynotAnnsman?没人能拥有我小蛋糕甚至是你Nobodyownsme,cupcake,notevenyou.你要么把这些帼子用火烧掉Youcaneitherburnthesehatsinafire,要么你可以用喷灯oryoucanuseablowtorch.这个选择怎么样Howaboutthisoption?我们把帽子戴上-别说Weputthehatson-Dontsayit.我们把其他

11、所有东西脱掉Wetakeeverythingelseoff.这些坎戈尔帽是SamuelL.)ackson戴去参加拉丁格莱美的同款TheseKangolhatsareexactlyliketheoneSamuelL.JacksonworetotheLatinGrammys.她怎么就不喜欢呢我不知道Howcouldshenotlikethem?-1dontknow.就像我给她做的每一件事都是错的ItslikesomehoweverythingIdowithheriswrong.哥们认真的别把我牵扯进来Dude,seriously,leavemeoutofthis.我有点帮Tom和Ann牵广线Iki

12、ndofsetupTomandAnn,而现在他们一直找我要意见andnowtheywontstopaskingmeforadvice,这对他们可是坏选择whichisareallybadmoveontheirpar因为我真的不在乎他们发生什么becauseIreallydontcarewhathappenstothem.或者任何人Oranyone.冠军嘿小家伙Champion!Hey,bud.我想你了Imissedyou.太感谢r我希望他不麻烦Thankyousomuch.Ihopehewasntahandful.完全没有Notintheslightest.就像德国人会说的Eristeinwu

13、nderhundAstheGermanswouldsay,eristeinwunderhund.他是条奇迹狗-哦Heisawonderdog.-Oh.我上的训狗课程完全由德语讲授ThedogtrainingcourseItookwasconductedentirelyinGerman,而现在我能十分流利地使用德语.andsonowmfluentinGerman.中与狗相关的单词Wordsrelatingtodogs.April和Andy出门过夜了AprilandAndywentawayforthenight,而我在这照顾冠军andIlookedafterChampionhere.他是条杂种狗H

14、esamutt.一半是惊人一半是了不起Halfamazing,halfterrific.他是条（德语）三条腿的狗Ichbineinthree-leggeddog.嗯我带他去了宠物超♥市♥Well,ItookhimtoPetSmart我给他买♥♥了各种玩具给他打了疫苗Igothimvarioustoys,gothimshots,给他剪了毛给他充足的运动gothimgroomed,andgavehimplentyofexercise.他到最健康的状态了He,shealthierthanever.等等他的腿长问来了吗Wait,didhisleg

15、growback?哦没没那也没事Aw,no,no.Thatsokay.Andy我想说一是的Andy,ifImay-Yes.狗倾向于模仿他们主人的性格-嗯哼Dogstendtotakeonthepersonalitiesoftheirowners-Mm-hmm.所以如果你整天躺在沙发Soifyouweretositonyourcouchallday看动画只吃奇多watchingcartoonsandeatingnothingbutCheetos,那就是他也想做的thatswhathewouldwanttodotoo.谁不想呢那听起来是很奇妙的一天对吧Whowouldnt?Thatsoundsli

16、keanamazingday,right?好吧嗯谢谢Okay,well,thanks.拜冠军Bye,Champion.早LeslieMorning,Leslie.JelTy衬衫脱了吧Jerry,takethatshirtoff.你看起来太离谱了Youlookridiculous.GayIe昨天给我这件衬衫作为生日礼物Gaylegavemethisshirtyesterdayasabirthdaypresent.哦我的天JerryOh,myGod,Jerry.不敢相信我忘了你的生日IcantbelieveIforgotyourbirthday.1.eslie没事的1.eslie,itisokay

17、.我觉得不得不说我的生日很难记住Imean,let,sfaceit,it,satoughonetoremember.我的生日是2月29日MybirthdayisFebruary29th,所以你知道每四年我才能过一个真正的生日soIonlygetonerealbirthday,youknow,onceeveryfouryears.但这很棒因为我老婆Gayle会大操大办Butit,sgreatbecausemywifeGaylemakessuchabigdealoutofit.我们出门我们分一块蛋糕J芝士设施的大块棉花糖芝士蛋糕Wego,wesplitahugepieceofcottoncandy

18、cheesecakefromCakeyJ,sCheesecakeFacility.然后嗯我们牵一会儿手Andthen,well,weholdhandsforawhile.我们听一点AnitaBakerWelistentosomeAnitaBaker.她去见她的朋友然后我早睡Shemeetsupwithsomefriends,andIturninearly.这真的不可接受生日很重要Thisisunacceptable.Birthdaysareimportant.很抱歉我们忘了你的msosorryweforgotyours.我猜可能就失手漏掉了吧Iguessitjustslippedthrough

19、thecracks.是啊我猜也是Yes,Iguessitdid.无论如何Jerry生.R快乐Anyway,HappyBirthdaytoJerry.你是一个善良而精彩的灵魂Youareakindandwonderfulsoul.谢谢你Thankyou.而且我需要你去水库做一些粪便污染调查-现在吗AlsoIneedyoutodosomefecalcontaminationtestingatthereservoir.-Now?是的去维修部门拿一个检测套装Yes,gogetakitfrommaintenance,我需要你去检杳水里的鸟屎andIneedyoutocheckthewaterforbir

20、ddung.我至少能拿双手套吗CanIatleastgrabthegloves?Jerry你还站在这里干什么啊我们的水里有屎Jerry,whatareyoudoingstandinghere?Ourwaterhaspoopinit.哦我的天Oh,myGod.现在Jerry今年6♥4♥岁NowJerryisturning6♥4♥thisyear.他只有6♥4♥吗-6♥4♥除以4就是-He,sonly6♥4♥?-6♥4♥divide

21、dby4is-16-6♥4♥16.-6♥4♥.所以我们要给他办个甜蜜16岁惊喜派对Sowe,regonnathrowhimaSweet16surpriseparty.到时会很特别的Itsgonnabeveryspecial.常菜蛋糕和冰棍吗-不April不常的菜Theusual,cakeandpop?-No,April,theunusual.鱼和冰棍不Fishandpop.-No.蛋糕和鱼-不没有鱼Cakeandfish.-No,nofish.JeITy每四年才过一个真正的生日)erryonlygetsarealbirthdayevery

22、fouryears.而四年之后谁知道呢Andfouryearsfromnow,whoknows?他可能就退休了或者去世了Hemightberetired.Ordead.我们开始一个赌局吧1.etsstartapool.谁叫退休谁叫去世去世Whowantsretied?Whowantsdead?-Dead.别No.有一个去世了别Igotonedead.-No.你要接吗-嗯不Youneedtotakethat?-Mm,no.竞选可以等因为这是官方公园事务Thecampaigncanwait,causethisisofficialParksbusiness.Donna我们能借用你的湖边小屋吗Donn

23、a,canweuseyourlakehouse?你是怎么知道那个的Howdidyouknowaboutthat?我家在山麓有栋湖边小屋但这是很隐秘的Myfamilyhasalakehouseupinthefoothills,butwekeepitquiet.我们不那么好客Werenotbigonhospitality.Meagle家族都是冷血的人TheMeaglesareacoldpeople.我们能用你的小屋吗Canweuseyourhouse?我想可以吧Isuppose.自带毛巾Bringyourowntowels.哇DonnaWow,Donna.这个地方也太漂亮了Thisplaceisb

24、eautiful.是的确实是而它一直都会这样Yes,itis,anditwillstaythatway.小屋守则是这些屋里不能穿脏鞋Thesearethehouserules.Nodirtyshoesinthehouse.楼上仅供Meagle家人使用UpstairsisMeaglespaceonly.而如果你仔细听那是热水浴缸的泡泡声Andifyoulistenclosely,thatisthebubblingofthehottub.你们无权使用Youdonothaveaccesstoit.如果你遵守这些守则我们就没有问题Ifyoufollowtheserules,wewonthaveapro

25、blem.我的天哪Oh,myGod.那是Ginuwine吗-嗯哼IsthatGinuwine?-Mm-hmm.为什么你墙上挂着Ginuwine的笆金唱片WhydoyouhaveGinuwine1Splatinumrecordonyourwall?为什么你有张和Ginuwine在某地的合影WhydoyouhaveaphotoofyouwithGinuwineatsomeplace?哦我以前没提到过吗Oh,haveInevertalkedaboutthisbefore?Ginuwine是我表弟Ginuwinesmycousin.Ginuwine吗Ginuwine?那个Ginuwine是你的表弟Th

26、eGinuwineisyourcousin?我为什公不知道啊HowdoInotknowthis?Ginuwine是谁啊Who,sGinuwine?GinuwineGinuwine?Ginuwine就是Ginuwine他是GinuwineGinuwineisGinuwine.HesGinuwine.一遍又一遍说他的名字也帮不了我啊Sayinghisnameoverandoveragainisnotgoingtohelpme.他是个R&B歌♥手HesanR&Bsinger.小马差别Pony,Differences.你真的不知道Ginuwine是谁吗Doyoureallynotknow

27、whoGinuwineis?我知道他是Donna的表弟了1knowthathesDonna,scousin.当我和某人约会时我有个列表叫做我的“哦不不”Whenmdatingsomeone,Ihavealistcalledmyoh-no-nos.一个女人如果有“哦不不”可能会结束这段关系Awomancommitsanoh-no-noitcanendtherelationship.不爱90年代R&B在“哦不不”列表上排名第三Notloving90sR&Bmusicisnumberthreeontheoh-no-noslist妹子居然不知道Ginuwine是谁Girldoesntevenknoww

28、hoGinuwineis.嘿孩子旅途感觉如何啊Hey,boy.Howwastheride?哦嘿想看点东西吗-好Oh,hey,youwantmetoshowyousomething?-Okay.“坐下”（德语）Platz.”起来”（德语）StehAuf.看挺酷的吧需要我教你吗See,itsprettycool,huh?Wouldyoulikemetoteachyou?呃无所谓了我觉得任何人都能做到啊Uh,whatever.Imean,anybodycandothat冠军*有毒的默克尔Champion.*.*.*.*.Toxic.Merkel.默克尔啥是“默克尔”啊Merkel.WhatisMer

29、kel?她是德国总理ShestheChancellorofGermany.不仅是更多还有更好的工作Notonlymorejobsbutbetterjobs.甜蜜16岁快乐甜蜜16岁快乐甜蜜16岁快乐我刚刚在接受电♥话♥采访的同时Ijustdidaphoneinterview还在为Jerry的生日聚会装饰这间房♥子whilesimultaneouslydecoratingthishouseforJerryssurpriseparty.完全多任务完全掌控全场Totallymultitasking,totallyontopofallofit.晚上吃瘪吗Swa

30、nson先生Crowfordinnertonight,Mr.Swanson?好的我们已经上膛了Okay,wearelockedandloaded.音乐好了幻灯片准备好了Musicisready.Slideshowisprepped.AprilJerry什么时候到-我怎么知道啊April,whendoesJerryarrive?-HowwouldIknow?谁是安排邀请Jerry的WhowassupposedtoinviteJerry?伙计们有人是应该去邀请Jerry的Guys,someonewassupposedtoinviteJerry.是他的惊-It,shissurp-屎了是我我忘了邀请J

31、erryCrap,itwasme.IforgottoinviteJerry.你需要休假了Youneedtotakeasabbatical.我不会休假的mnottakingasabbatical.这是因为我忘了邀请Jerry去他自己的生R派对吗IsthisbecauseIforgottoinviteJerrytohisownbirthdayparty?确实看起来像是疏忽Itdidseemlikeanoversight.我有个预测Ron今晚结束时Ihaveaprediction,Ron.Bytheendofthenight,你会咬一口Jerry的蛋糕youaregoingtotakeabiteof

32、Jerry,scake,顺便一说我们回去路上要去取whichincidentally,weneedtopickuponthewayhome,然后你会说休假啊什么假andyouaregonnasay,sabbatical,Schmabbatical.1.eslie全都能做到她是最棒的而我很蠢”1.esliecandoitall.Shesthebest,andmstupid.听起来确实像我Thatdoessoundlikeme.嘿这是个好游戏Hey.Here,safungame.我们来讲讲床单最低可接受织物密度1.etstalkminimumacceptablethreadcountforshee

33、ts.哦听起来确实不错-我到了就喊停Ooh,thatdoessoundfun.-StopmewhenIhitit.1000.1,000800.800.700.700.600吗600?Ann我都到600了你真的不让我停下吗Ann,mat600.Areyoureallynotstoppingme?我有那种棉质T恤床单Ihavethosecottont-shirtsheets.哈Huh?总是最美的女士们It,salwaysthemostbeautifulladies伤你最深whohurtyoutheworst.她连一部PaulWalker电影都没看过吗ShesneverseenasinglePaul

34、Walkermovie?那可是个巨大的“哦不不”啊Thatsahugeoh-no-no.她还不在乎蓝♥光♥吗ShealsodoesntcareaboutBlu-ray?她是个怪物啊-April说正经的呢Shesamonster.-April,thisisserious.我可能必须和Ann分手了ImighthavetobreakupwithAnn.是啊嗯那就和她分手Yeah,well,thenbreakupwithher.但她是我的梦中女孩Butshe,smydreamgirl.那就不和她分手Thendontbreakupwithher.除了她讨厌我喜欢的所有东西Ex

35、ceptshehateseverythingIlike.我的UGG鞋子比她的都多IownmorepairsofUggsthanshedoes.我有点烦TOm和Ann聊他俩的关系了但IwasgettingkindofsickOflisteningtoTomandAnntalkabouttheirrelationship,but我想起来酒精的存在thenIrememberedthatalcoholexisted.感谢你酒精Thankyou,alcohol.JerryJerryJerry?Jerry.他到底能在哪啊Wherethehellcouldhebe?或许其他人给他办了个惊喜派对而真记得邀请他

36、Maybesomeoneelsehadasurprisepartyandactuallyrememberedtoinvitehim.JerryJerry?JerryJerry.JerryJerry?Jerry-进来Jerry!-Comeonin.哦天啊-LeslieOh,God.-Leslie.你好啊JerryHello,Jerry.Jerry你为啥叫我们进来啊Jerry,whydidyoucallusinhere?嗯因为我以为你是Gayle啊Well,becauseIthoughtyouwereGayle.你们来我浴室干什么啊Whatareyoudoinginmybathroom?是啊Les

37、lie我们来Jerry的浴室干什么呢Yes,Leslie,whatarewedoinginJerrysbathroom?有个只有你能帮我们解决的公园部紧急事件ThereisaParksemergencythatonlyyoucanhelpussolve,所以我们需要你从浴缸里出来soWeneedyoutogetoutofthetub.我们走了1.etsgetgoing.哦-好吧哎呀我-我得先穿衣服O-okay,jeez-w-Igottagetdressed.不没时间了-有时间的JerTyNo,there,snotime.-Therestime,Jerry.穿衣服吧Getdressed.好吧这个

38、大紧急事件是什么啊Okay,well,whatisthebigemergency?哦我们又有老年人在森林里走丢了吗Oh,didWelosemoreseniorsinthewoods?不是个污水坑对吧No,itsasinkhole,right?屎了个弹弓的Craponacatapult他们搞砸了我的竞选标牌Theyscrewedupmycampaignsigns.现在我得处理这个了NowIgottadealwiththis.好吧那污水坑怎么办Okay,butwhataboutthesinkhole?别担心Leslie可以处理这个还有污水坑Dontworry,Lesliewilldealwitht

39、hisandthesinkhole.对吧LeslieRight,Leslie?是的Ron我会的RonYes,Ron.Iwill,Ron.而且我会沉着处理的AndIshalldoitwithaplomb.Tom出了什么鬼问题啊WhatthehelliswrongwithTom?不知道Dontknow.就像我约会的是个白♥痴♥游戏节目主持Itslikemdatingsomeidioticgameshowhost.他在用这些蠢问题把我整疯Heisdrivingmecrazywiththesestupidquestions.嗯很快就无所谓rWell,soonitwontma

40、tter.为啥他跟你说了啥Why?Whatdidhetellyou?没Nothing.等等他要跟我分手了是吧Wait,ishegonnabreakupwithme?我不知道我Idontknow.m-彳:彳:彳:彳彳:彳:No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no.No.不能这么结束好吧Thatsnothowthisends,okay?我会和他分手Ibreakupwithhim.我觉得我要以这一瓶来庆祝了IthinkIwillcelebratewithadrink.别拉了Quitpulling.好吧我把你链子解开Fine,llletyouofftheleash.Andy-搞什么啊大哥Andy

41、.-WhattheBleep,dude?你从哪出来的-我觉得冠军应该被拴着Wheredidyoucomefrom?-1thinkthatChampionshouldstayonhisleash.这里有不熟悉的地形和奇怪的味道Theresunfamiliarterrainandstrangesmells.不狗链是为咬人的狗准备的No,leashesarejustfordogsthatbitepeople.不是这样的Thatsnottrue.Chris冠军是我的狗好吧Chris,Championsmydog,okay?他哪也不会去的Hesnotgoinganywhere.有时候你就只能让狗做条狗S

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