Ted《泰迪熊（2024）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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8、earts;激♥吗Theyasawesomeaspeoplesay?对约翰尼Theyare,Johnny.什么样的Whataretheylike?就是你打开电视你摆好姿势Well,youturniton,yousettlein,把纸巾和乳液都准备好yougetyourKleenexandyourlotion,然后你你就嗨起来了andyou-youfuckinggototown.哇Wow.听起来可真刺♥激♥啊Soundsamazing.对尤其是等你完事了Yeah,especiallyafterwardwhenitsover你会想自己做过的事andyout

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13、efoughtbravely,但医生到最后也没什么能做的了buttherewasnothingthedoctorscoulddo.你儿子情况如何Andhowisyoursontakingtheloss?自从她离世后我们就没说过话先生Wehaventspokensinceshepassedaway,sir.恐怕杰里米为他母亲的死一直在责怪我吧mafraidthatJeremyblamesmeforhismothersdeath.太可怕了Howterrible.谢天谢地我还有份工作Thankheaven1havemywork.否则我都不知道要如何生活下去Elsewise,mnotsureIcoul

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15、ddy,youwanttogointhere?后面的房♥间吗Inthebackroom?对啊Yeah.对你不觉得我该来个Yeah,dontyouthinkit,sabouttime租黄♥片♥的第一次吗Irentedmyfirstporno?我希望你已经完成了Well,Ihopeyouvegotteneverythingdone所有你需要完成的事情thatyouneedtogetdoneever.为什么Why?到时你就知道了走吧Oh,youllsee.Comeon,letsdoit.嘿18岁以下不能去成人区Hey!Nooneunder18intheadu

16、ltsection!没事约翰尼我去给你租It,sallright,Johnny.llgoandgetit.你没听见吗Youhearme?我说了18岁以下不许进Isaidnooneunder18!没事伙计是我啊It,sallright,buddy.Itsjustme.你是1985年成精的吧到现在你多大8岁吗Youcametolifein1985.Thatmakesyouwhat,eight?伙计不是这么算的好嘛Dude,itsalittledifferent.不行规矩就是规矩NoRulesarerules!哇这里选择这么多啊Wow,whatanamazingselection!都好色情啊Thes

17、eareallsoerotic!好了如果你们Allright,ifyouguysaredone丢人丢够了humiliatingyourselvesinpublic,我们能走了吗canwegetoutofhere?布莱尔Uh,Blaire.我不会给你们租黄♥片♥儿的mnotrentingyouporn.别这样嘛租一个嘛Oh,comeon,yougotta.不可能No,Idont布莱尔我都16TBlaire,malready16.如果我是摩♥门♥教♥徒我都当爷爷了OK,ifIwasMormon,dbeagrandfatherby

18、now.布莱尔够姐妹儿行不就一次Blaire,beapal,huh?Justthisonce.我基本上已经是个成年人了mbasicallyanadultalready,OK?我只是想看一次成♥人♥电♥影♥Ijustwanttowatchanadultmovie.行吧Allright,fine.啥-啥What?-What?我没时间在这跟你们讨论Idonthavetimetostandherealldayandargue.好吧你们去车里等着吧OK,justgowaitinthecar.我助个去太特么酷了-我的天布莱尔Holyshit.Fuck

19、ingawesome!0h,myGod,Blaire!你简直太棒了布莱尔非常感谢啊Yourefuckingamazing,Blaire!-Wow,Thankyousomuch!布莱尔这也太棒了Blaire,thisisfuckingawesome!太感谢了-你简直是最棒的Thankyousomuch!-Oh,yourethefuckingbest!还有你就选你觉得最恶心的Oh,andwhateverseemsgrossesttoyou,估计就是我们最喜欢的了thatsprobablywhatwe,regoingtolike.我数到三mgoingtocounttothree.好吧OK.好了你们享

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21、eforeMomgetsback.好了黄♥片♥时间到Allright,pornotime!哇射400次啊Whoa.The400Blows.,不管这家伙是谁到最后还不精尽人亡了Whoeverthisguyis,hesgoingtobeanubbytheendofit.法式小黄♥片♥行吧Ah,Frenchfucking.Allright.虽然毛有点多但也挺好1.ittlehairy,butImonboard.听起来就应该是这个动静Thatswhatthefuckingsgoingtosoundlike.天这特么都放多久了啊)esus,howt

22、hefucklonghasthisbeengoingon?你们喜欢这部电影吗Youguysenjoyingthemovie?不难看死了No!Itsucksl这特么是黄♥片♥吗Howthefuckisthisaporno?我给你们租了部成人片Well,Irentedyouguysanadultmovie,就是成♥人♥电♥影♥asinamovieforadults.你故意的Oh,yousuck.不不等会他们提到了蛋蛋No,no,butwait,theyweretalkingaboutballsacks.巴尔扎克Ba

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24、schooldid有个男人拍了张老二的照片发给我mailmeaphotoofhisdicklastsemester.还用的那种棕褐色调拍的Heevenshotitinsepiatone.所以看上去有怀旧感的那种Wait,soitwas,like,allold-timey?昨的就好像这老二是沙尘暴孤儿的吗1.ike,ThispenisisaDustBowlorphan?你知道最搞笑的是什么吗Youwantthekicker?它看上去软不拉几的Itwasflaccid.等等所以他都没硬起来吗Wait,sohedidntevendothework?没有就用了个花哨的滤镜拍了个软老二Nope.Just

25、aflacciddickwithafancyfilter.我想即便是最伟大的导演Well,Iguessevenagreatdirector也没法挽救这种脚本吧cantsaveabadscript.总之好好看电影吧Anyway,enjoythemovie,guys.很经典的Itsaclassic.去它的吧Fuckthis.所有人马蒂和我有消息要宣布Everyone,MattyandIhavesomenews.天终于Oh,man.Itfinallyhappened.听着我知道做出这种决定很不容易1.ook,Imsurethiswasatoughdecisiontomake,但事已至此再拖拉也是没有

26、意义的buttheresnosenseinpostponingtheinevitable.我就跟你们说吧Youknowwhat?不是所有的婚姻都要一辈子的Noteverymarriageismeanttolastforever.而且从某个角度来说Andatacertainpoint,你们这样就是在浪费青春嘛yourejustthrowinggoodyearsoutthebag.我们要出去吃晚饭Weregoingouttodinner.嘿那Hey!Thats那是我最喜欢的一餐了oneofmyfavoritemeals.我们明天要一起出去Weregoingtogoout,度过一个浪漫美好的夜晚we

27、regoingtohaveanice,romanticeveningtomorrow.就我们俩Justthetwoofusjustbecause.我们会过的很开心的Andweregoingtohavealovelytime.没错Thatsright.我老婆人这么好值得这样一个美好的夜晚Mywifedeservesanightoutjustforbeingher.我们要我们要吃一顿大餐Weregoingtohavea-we,regoingtohaveagreatmeal,一定会很棒的anditsgoingtobeterrific!天啊Jesus.别紧张-什么Takeiteasy.What?我可高

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35、sthat?你是什么意思我只是在扩展你说的话Whatdoyoumean?mjustexpandingonyourthing.我不是说的那种ThatsnotwhatIwasdoing.即兴表演的关键就是“是的然后”好吗ImprovsallaboutYes,and.,OK?你不能在戏演到一半的时候Youcantjustshutmedownlikethat就这样让我闭嘴inthemiddleofascene.别先说老妈拉肚子”这种话Dontdomom,sdiarrhea然后告诉我该怎么即兴表演andthentellmehowmfuckingsupposedtodoimprov.真的服了JesusCh

36、rist.嗨-嗨HeyHey.好吧Allright.我要走了一回见moutofhere.Later.祝你过得愉快Haveagoodone.好了走吧Allright,letsmove.抱歉未成年不许进Excuseme.Uh-uh.Adultsonly.啊对当然Ah,yes.Ofcourse.我们多健忘啊-噢别担心Howforgetfulofus.-Oh,dontworry.这这种事经常发生This,uh,thishappensallthetime.我理解你为什么会犯这种错Iunderstandyourmistake.天啊Oh,myGod怎么啦What?你是鲍伯鲁斯YoureBobRossl对Uh

37、,yes.我就是Yes,Iam.鲁斯先生我是你的超级粉丝Mr.Ross,Iamahugefanofyours.好吧谢谢Oh,uh,well,thanks.我超爱你的整个艺术哲学贬盯醒Iloveyourwholeartisticphilosophy.你给每棵树和每一片云都分配了动作Thewayyouassignamotiontoeverytreeandcloud.嗯是挺好Yeah,well,great.听着我们要去成人区给自己Um,listen,weregoingtoheadtotheadultsection找个快乐的小灌木丛andfindourselvesahappy,littlebush.一

38、会儿见Seeyouinabit.看起来你们打算看很久啊1.ookslikeyourehavingquiteamarathon.嗯是的是为了筹款Uh,yes.It,sforafundraiser.为什公Oh,forwhat?打飞机Jerking为治疗肌肉萎缩症筹款forMuscularDystrophy.啊嗯机肌筹款很合理Oh,yeah.JMD,ofcourse.嘿你这儿租几盘磁带有限制吗Hey,istherealimitonhowmanytapesyoucanrent?你不用遵守这个规定鲁斯先生Notforyou,Mr.Ross.好了这些录像带周四要还回来Allright,thesetapes

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