Ted《泰迪熊（2024）》第一季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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11、危险工作-就是啊Oh,thosearedangerousjobs.Yeah.万一他死了咋办Whatifhegetskilled?天哪布莱尔你也太操蛋了God,Blaire,youresuchafucker.下次别因为一个除臭剂Well,nexttime,don,tbesosmugwithall那么自鸣得意啊yourcockydeodoranttalk.你好Hello?恐怖电影里面出现镜了就是极度恐怖预警Man,mirrorsinhorrormoviesarelikeahugeredflag.嘿莎伦怎么了Oh,hey,Sharon.Whatsup?镜子还有小孩子Mirrorsandsmallch

12、ildren指着你看不到的东西pointingatthingsthatyoucantsee.草没错这太恐怖了Oh,shit.Yeah,thatsabadone天哪你没事吧God,areyousure?还有当一个黑小伙说Oh,andwhentheBlackguysays我去看看地下室什么声音oh,llgocheckoutwhatthenoiseisinthebasement总会出事情Thatsalwaystrouble多谢你告诉我Well,thankyoufortellingme.对啊为什么总是黑小伙死掉Yeah,whydoestheBlackguyalwaysdie?不没关系我自己想办法No,

13、itsfine.llfigureitout.这难道不是种族歧视嘛Yeah,isntthatkindofracist?感觉就是啊Seemslikeit.这种电影里就应该只有白人Theyshouldhaveonlywhitepeopleinthosemovies.对啊这样黑小伙就不会死了Oh,yeah,sothentheBlackguyswon,tgetkilled.好我待会联♥系♥你Yeah,lltalktoyoulater.布莱尔我们想到一个好主意Blaire,wejustcameupwithagreatway让电影不再那么种族主义tomakemovieslessr

14、acist.莎伦特别不想去Sharonisconscientiouslyobjecting今天的化妆派对所以我需要一个司机tothiscostumepartytonight,soIneedadesignateddriver.你能去吗-我Canyoudoit?-Me?不今晚不行No,nottonight.我和泰迪有好多事要干呢Yeah,meandTedgotmassiveplans.可我自己开不了车Well,Icantdrivemyself.我肯定会喝了一肚子果冻酒Illbefullofjell-0shots.喝点酒而已那有什么的Soyouhaveafewdrinks,bigdeal.你知道不人

15、们从不告诉你醉驾是什么感觉Youknowwhatnobodyevertalksaboutwithdrunkdriving?超级有趣的Howfunitis.约翰还没考驾照呢Johndoesnthavehislicenseyet.而你-这就好像打电玩一样Andyou-It,slikeavideogame.你欠我的-欠你什么了Youoweme.-Forwhat?苏珊阿姨发现你们租的黄♥片♥ItooktheheatwentAuntSuzefound我帮你们顶了黑锅啊thepornoyouguysrented.这关我啥事她又不是我老妈WhatdoIcare?Shesnotmy

16、mom.我妈妈是中国一个11岁的患关节炎的小孩Mymomsan11-year-oldkidinChinawitharthritis.你怎么知道的Howdoyouknowthat?因为她在我腿里缝了一张纸条Becauseshesewedanoteinmylegthatsays写着她从来没吃过蔬菜shesneverhadavegetable拜托泰迪你一定得载我Comeon,Ted.Please,yougottodriveme.今晚不行布莱尔It,snotagoodnight,Blaire.我们有安排了Wegotplans.-Yeah.我要去洗个澡把自己弄得毛茸茸的Now,mgoingtogosho

17、werandfluffmyself,这样我就能自信满满的soIcanbeinaconfidentheadspace嘲笑那些不给糖就捣蛋的小屁孩toshametrick-or-treaters.我越可爱杀伤力就越大ThecuterIlook,theworsetheyfeel.护发素去哪儿了Ah,where,sthegoddamnconditioner?帮帮我Helpme.当我的司机吧Bemydesignateddriver.我的老天爷啊布莱尔你搞什么JesusChrist,Blairefwhatthefuck!怎么了Well?你什么毛病啊Whatthefuckiswrongwithyou?我光着

18、呢你整天都是光着的mnaked.-Yourealwaysnaked.可我现在是在洗澡Yeah,butmbathroomnaked.在洗我光溜溜的熊熊身体mwashingmybearparts.快走开Getlost.帮帮我-老天爷啊Helpme.-Ah,JesusChrist!载我去派对吧Drivemetotheparty.我说了不行别再吓唬我了Isaidno.Stopfuckingscaringme.天哪God!很简单你答应我就好了啊Youcanendthisveryeasily,youknow.我不会被你勒索的Iwillnotbeblackmailed.没有什么比基尔肯尼山更加Theresn

19、othinglikethescentofthehillsofKilkenny清新舒爽的味道了tomakeyoufeelfresh.我们将之放进每一块Andweputabitofthatintoeverybar爱尔兰之春香皂中oflrishSpring.这广♥告♥太夸大其词Thiswholeadcampaignisabluff.你什么意思Whatdoyoumean?就好像在说你知道什么味道好闻吗Itslike,youknowwhosmellsgood?爱尔兰TheIrish.那个叫谢默斯波义耳的演员也很好闻呢Yeah,aguynamedSeamusBoylesmell

20、sgreat.这儿是不是很暖和啊Isitwarminhere?的确很暖和Yeah,itiskindofwarm.感觉像是有人调高了暧气Yeah,itfeelslikesomebodyturneduptheheat.我去看看恒温器mgoingtocheckthethermostat.不等等-怎么了No,wait.-What?是她Itsher.是布莱尔ItsfuckingBlaire.你打开门她就会带着条白布蒙住眼睛Youopenthatdoor,she,sgoingtoberightthere出现在你面前withthatfuckingblindfold.我来把窗户打开Here,llopenawi

21、ndow.帮帮我Helpme.我帮你就是了我的天哪Allright,goddammit!禁忌甜甜圈Forbiddendonut.i矣呦谟呦刚吃掉什么吗Well,well,finishingsomething?记住你一把这个吃完Now,remembertheinstantyoufinishit我的天哪Oh,myGodl你俩看上去好可爱啊Youtwolooksoadorable1射谢Thankyou.来让我猜猜你们装扮的是谁Allright,letmeguesswhoyouare.布莱尔你是蝙蝠侠Blaire,youreBatman.差不多是猫女Close,Catwoman.好的OK.泰迪你是阿&

22、hearts;拉♥伯的劳伦斯And,Ted,youreLawrenceofArabia.嗯你说的没错Yeah,thatsexactlyright.好了别担心约翰尼Allright,nowdontworry,Johnny.我九点钟就回来对吧布莱尔1Ibebackby9:OORightBlaire?我们说好了的-行吧随便你Thatwasthedeal.-Yeah,sure,whatever.我们会错过第一轮的Weregoingtomissthefirstround.但那时候都是些小孩子Yeah,butthatsjustthelittlekids.我们还有大把时间羞辱青春期小孩Well

23、haveplentyoftimetoshamethepubertycrowd.行吧Yeah,Iguess.好了我们得走了OK,well,wegottogo.好的你们俩Allrightyoutwo.好好玩啊Youhaveafuntimenow.约翰尼别愁眉苦脸的Oh,Johnny,dontlooksosad.我给你准备了一个有趣的小惊喜Ihaveafunsurpriseforyou.是什么Whatisit?我在房♥间里藏了一个巧克力棒IvehiddenaHeathbarsomewhereinthishouse.能给我个提示吗CanIgetahint?哎我怎么能这么为难你呢Oh,Ic

24、antdothistoyou.就在篮子里It,sinthehamper.我去拿llgogetit.布莱尔Blairel我的天哪你可真漂亮Oh,myGod.-Youlooksogood.你看上去美极了YouIooksogood.你们看上去好棒啊Oh,youguyslookamazing.你才是好看极了美死了Youlookamazing.-Stunning.他是泰迪ThisisTed.泰迪你认识莎拉Ted,youknowSarah.她是佩吉AndthisisPaige.-Hey.嘿泰迪怎么样啊Hey,Ted.Howsitgoing?嘿你好Hey,howareyou?你装扮的是谁Whatsyourc

25、ostume?是个穴居人吗Areyouacaveman?你没看过星球大战3:绝地归来吗YoueverseeReturnoftheJedi?这是个小型独♥立♥电影Itwaskindofasmallindependentfilm,主要是由以色列投资的mostlyIsraelifinanced.我不跟男的约会没必要知道这种事Yeah,Idontdatemen,soIdon,tneedtolearnthis.来吧今天咱们不醉不归Well,comeon,weneedtogetyouguyswasted.好啊我没问题但泰迪还要开车带我回家Yes,yesforme,butTedh

26、ereismydesignateddriver.看来就我能清醒着Yeah,mtheguythatgetstolisten听摇滚乐rtotheSpinDoctorssober.真扫兴tThatsucks.Comeon.喝一杯吗Wantadrink?不行我要开车呢Icant,mdriving.那可惜了Oh,toobad.我一直都挺想跟一只泰迪熊喝一杯的Ialwayswantedtodoashotwithateddybear.管他的现在还不开车呢Fuckit,mnotdrivingyet.我一直都想和泰迪熊一起抽两口Ialwayswantedtosmokeweedwithateddybear.给老子

27、点上Signmeup.我一直想和泰迪熊一块吸我的注意缺陷多动障碍药IalwayswantedtosnortmyADHDmedswithateddybear.你要是想求助那就找错人了Ifthat1Sacryforhelp,yougotthewrongguy.好耶Yeah!好啦孩子们Allrighty,kids.你们保重万圣节快乐哟Youtakecarenow,andhappyHalloween.说谢谢孩子们Saythankyou,kids.谢谢Thankyou.不客气Oh,yourewelcome.要小心剃须刀片好吗Andbecarefuloftherazorblades,allright?这东

28、西到处都是Theyreeverywhere.马蒂Matty.去拿抗生素Getthebacitracin.抗生为什么Thebacitra-why?我被一只鸵鸟咬了Anostrichbitme.一只什么-倒霉催的鸵鸟Awhat?-Agoddamnostrich!我在博克斯福德帮一个人装栅栏IwasinstallingafenceforaguyoverinBoxford.他养了鸵鸟不想让他们Andhekeepsostriches,doesntwantthemgetting跑出去pastthepropertyline.其中有一只咬了我的屁♥股♥Andoneofthembit

29、meonthefuckingass!我还从来没亲眼见到过鸵鸟呢Wow,veneverseenanostrichinpersonbefore.你的工作真有意思Yourjobissointeresting.苏珊你赶紧先帮帮我吧Susan,willyouhelpmeouthere?我去拿抗生素1Igetthebacitracin.说不定你还能停下来Yeah,andmaybewecallamoratorium把无花果饼干包在小纸条里onyoustickingFigNewtonsinmypocketwrapped塞进我的口袋inalittlegoddamnnote!妈我们家还有薯Hey,Mom,dowe

30、haveanymorechip-好好看看吧约翰尼TakealongIookJohnny.这就是人生Thisiswhatlifeis.干杯小混♥蛋♥们Cheers,fucksticks.-Whool你们想看点儿吓人的吗Hey,youguyswanttoseesomethingterrifying?看好了Watchthis.大家一起挥手啊Everybodywaveyourarms!大家一起跳Everybodyjumpintheair!让我们入侵波兰1.etsinvadePoland!看到没这就是米尔格拉姆的服从实验Seethat?ThatstheMilgramexper

31、iment.舞蹈就是一切的开端Thatshowitstarts,withdancing.浑身是劲里的老爸说得对ThedadfromFootloosewasright.哦该死Oh,shit!已经八点半了It,s8:30.布莱尔布莱尔八点半了Blaire,Blaire,it,s8:30.我们得走了Wegottogo.天我从没意识到你的毛发这么顺滑God,Inevernoticedhowbeautifulyourhairis.天然风干后就是这样的吗Doesitjustnaturallydrylikethat?快别说了Shutthefuckup.你的头发也很飘逸动人呢Yourhair,sthebeau

32、tifulhair.等等你Waitaminute,are-你喝醉了吗areyoudrunk?我有一点就一点mjustalittle-it,ssortof.没事的-你喝醉了Itsfine.-Yourefuckingdrunk!你也醉了呀Well,soareyou.可我们本来就是这样说好的Yeah,well,thatwastheplan.抱歉Sorry.那我们还怎么回家啊Howthehellarewesupposedtogethome?你已经醉得不行了Yourecompletelyfuckedup.路很好找啊Itsastraightshot.沿着尼波恩赛特环线走到南路93号♥再到西路

33、90号♥YoutaketheNeponsetCircle,to93South,to90West,到北路495号♥然后走U型转弯to495North,andyoujustdothatU-turn到警♥察♥局门前的红绿灯处atthelightinfrontofthepolicestation,就到家了andyou,rehome.我才不要坐你的车Yeah,no,mnotgettinginacarwithyou.听着木已成舟1.ook,what,sdoneisdone.可我们都向约翰尼保证过ButwebothpromisedJohnnywe,dg

34、etmeback让我按时回家一起砸鸡蛋的intimeforegging,allright?我可以开车的mfinetodrive.你不能醉酒开我的车Yourenotdrivingmycardrunk,OK?那是我的车Its-itsmycar.要开也该我醉着开Ishouldbethedrunkdriver.好吧说得有理Allright,fairenough.我来帮忙我看到什么就喊你llhelpbyscreamingoutthingsIsee.嗨布莱尔Hey,Blaire.达蒙教授你好啊ProfessorDamon,hi.这位是谁你还好吧Who,sthisnow?-Howareyou?很好很好Goo

35、d,good.感觉很用利Feelingsharp.给我闭嘴Shutthefuckup.喜欢你这身蝙蝠侠装扮IlovetheBatmancostume.多谢Oh,thanks.这位是哪儿来的阿♥拉♥伯的劳伦斯啊AndwhosLawrenceofArabiahere?泰迪那位会说话的泰迪熊你好Ted,talkingteddybear,hi.哦泰迪当然了Oh,Ted.Yes,ofcourse.你的故事我可是记得很清楚Irememberyourstoryverywell.好吧很高兴认识你Yeah.Well,itsnicemeetingyou.走吧我们走布莱尔Comeon.L

36、etsgo,Blaire.你们赶时间吗Youinarush?来我家玩一会儿呗Whydontyoucomeuptothehouseforaminute?我想和你聊两句Theressomethingdliketotalktoyouabout.我刚去了商店Ijustwenttothestore.我可以做点卡布里沙拉Icouldwhipusupalittlecapresesalad.好啊好啊当然可以Yeah,yeah,sure.我爱吃沙拉Ilovesalad.喂喂等等啊Whoa,whoa.Waitaminute,hangon.你也一起来泰迪Oh,youreinvitedtoo,Ted.待会儿见吧See

37、youinafew?好极了Awesome,yeah.待会儿见好啕Seeyouinafew.-OK.你个笨蛋脑袋Youbuttnut!我向约翰尼保证过几点前回家的IpromisedJohnnydbehomeby9:00.你显然不知道那人是谁Youclearlydontknowwhothatis.一个50多岁骑电瓶车的家伙呗人生赢家啊Yeah,aguyinhis50sridingamoped,fuckingwinner.他是卢卡斯达蒙我的英国文学教授ThatisLucasDamon,myEnglishlitprofessor.就是那个被纽♥约♥时♥报&he

38、arts;评为TheLucasDamonwhoalsohappenstobe最畅销小说作家的卢卡斯达蒙a,NewYorkTimesbest-sellingnovelist.小说讲的是个买♥♥不起车的家伙吗Yeah,wasthenovelaboutaguywhocouldntaffordacar?讲的是Wastheguy-不他正在为下一本小说no,he,slookingforastudentresearch挑选一位学生研究助理assistantforhisnextbook.几乎所有人都想要这份工作1.iterallyeverybodywantsthisjob.我爱吃沙

39、拉Ilovesalad.我就知道你在撒谎没人喜欢吃沙拉See,Iknewyouwerelying.Nobodylovessalad.我喜欢啊我真的喜欢吃沙拉Ido.Ireallylovesalad.这个星球决不可能有一个人喜欢吃沙拉Notonepersononthisplanetlovessalad.我就是喜欢-假设你是个死囚犯1do.-You,reondeathrow.你的最后一餐饭可以选择牛排或者沙拉Yourlastmeal,youcanhaveasteakorasalad.我会选沙拉去你的mgoingtochooseasalad.-Fuckyou!就给你吃牛排Youregettingas

40、teak.看看你对那家人做的事吧Afterwhatyoudidtothatfamily-那宝宝的耳朵在天花板上啊thebaby,searwasontheceiling!我做这份工作20年了vebeendoingthisjob20years.从没见过这么恐怖的场面Ineverseenanythingsohorrible.什么老天我果然是醉糊涂了What?-Oh,Christ,mfuckedup还好是你开车Yeah,it,sgoodyou,redriving.-Eh.我最新的作品是一部历史小说Mylatestworkisapieceofhistoricalfiction参考了19世纪新英格兰的种族

41、和阶级状况thatexaminesraceandclassin19thcenturyNewEngland.听上去好棒Wow,thatsoundsincredible.对了沙拉真好吃Hey,greatsalad,bytheway.不加面包丁是我的最爱了Ilovethattherearenocroutons.通过一个玛莎葡萄园岛Itexploresthebalancebetweensociopoliticalchange的劳工组织者的经历andpersonalrelationshipsasseen探索了社会政♥治♥变革和人际关系throughtheeyesofalabo

42、rorganizer之间的平衡inMarthasVineyard.有一处情节转折点会让你大跌眼镜Theresaplottwistthatwillshockyou.能给我一个不是30度温热的Hey,canImaybehaveadifferentcanofSchweppes怡泉汽水吗that,snot85degrees?知道吗约翰艾文总喜欢以小说最后一句话Youknow,JohnIrvingalwaysstartsanovel作为小说的开头withthelastsentence.而我喜欢用倒数第二句话作为开头Iliketostartwiththesecondtolast.你想听听吗Wouldyou

43、liketohearit?当然了Absolutely.当克拉拉Thehorizonwept♥丝♥不♥挂♥的躯体加入到人群之中时asClara,sundrapedmortalframe地平线也在哭泣joinedthecoiledmultitudes,喜悦革命elation,revolution,那是血的苦涩滋味atasteofbitterblood.太精彩了It,sbrilliant.这唤醒了詹姆斯乔伊斯善的一面ItevokesthebestofJamesJoyce又没有过分包装和渲染withoutfeelingderivativeorov

44、erlyaureate.你简直是我肚里的蛔虫Hey,howdyougetinsidemyhead?我再拿些喝的来1Ifreshenourdrinks.泰迪克莱尔肯定警告过你了我是个有趣的教授Ted,msureBlairehaswarnedyou,mthefunprofessor.好吧OK.我滴个老天爷啊JesusfuckingChrist.你是在耍我吗怎么了Areyoushittingme?-What?什么叫怎么了Whatdoyoumean,what?我们在这儿浪费时间Weresittingherewastingtime就因为那个老色批想上了你becausethisfuckinghorndogjustwantstobangyou.你说什么呢Excuseme.你是怎么得出这个结论的Wherethehellareyougettingthat?我的天哪布莱尔这还不明显吗Oh,myGod,Blaire,itssoob