Ted《泰迪熊(2024)》第一季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
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1、J我笨口拙舌JJ-*Mywordsarelazy?J我呆头呆脑JJMythoughtsarehazy?J但有一件事我很确定JJButthisisonethingmsureof?J所有人都需要一个好朋友JJEverybodyneedsabestfriendJJ我很开心我是你的JJmhappymyoursJB7B7.没有-又没有Miss.-Again?是的天哪连着八个了Yup.Jesus,that,seightmisses.正是如此Yes,itis.你把船放进去了没Didyouputyourshipsin?我没有No,Ididnot.你搞什么老兄Whatthefuck,dude?你在进行军事化布防
2、之时Whileyouweremilitarizing,我把我的资金用于其础设施建设Iallocatedmyfundstowardinfrastructure-道路与桥梁学校和医院建造约翰roadsandbridges,schoolsandhospitals,John.迎合我的人♥民♥的需求Theneedsofmypeople.这游戏不是这样的Thatsnothowthegameworks.这才不是个游戏你个混♥蛋♥It,snotagame,yousonofabitch!天哪行吧Jesus,OK.抱歉我好像是陆军野战医院看多了Sorry,I
3、thinkvebeenwatchingtoomuchM.A.S.H.孩子们上楼来BOys,comeupstairs.要给饼干涂糖霜咯Itscookie-frostingtime.要去吗Wegonnadothis?洛莉洛芙琳要在3点上奥普拉脱秀1.oriLoughlinson0prahat3:00,我打算打飞机呢soIwasgonnajerkoff.不过也可以录下来ButIguessIcantapeit.你真是个好儿子Youreagoodson.嘿莎拉0h,hey,Sarah.嘿泰迪Hey,Ted.大♥麻♥生意还好吗Howsthepotbusiness?大&heart
4、s;麻♥花卖♥♥的The.crockpotbusiness还不错谢谢关心isdoingjustfine,thanks.莎拉你还没见过我表弟约翰吧Sarah,IdontthinkyouvemetmycousinJohn.嗨-嗨Hi.Hi.莎拉是布莱尔大学里的朋友SarahsBlaire,sfriendfromcollege.她去加利福尼亚的旅游♥行♥程取消了HertriptoCaliforniawascanceled,所以她圣诞节来和我们一起过soshesstayingwithusforChristmas.她是印度人儿Shes
5、Indian苏珊阿姨你AuntSuze,you-这个没必要说出来的youdonthavetosaythat.我不介意啊0h,Idon,tmind.莎拉不用告诉大家她是印度人儿Sarahshouldnthavetotellpeopleshe,sIndian.1射谢Thankyou.待在这儿多开心呢Arentyougladyoustayedforthis?工具来了Mm.OK,tools1射谢Oh,thankyou.给我的小帮手们Formylittleassistantshere.你要来说那个结肠造口袋笑话吗Doyouwanttomakethecolostomybagjoke,还是我来orshoul
6、dI?莎拉是我们的客人Well,Sarahistheguest.莎拉我们诚挚邀请你来开结肠造口袋的笑话Sarah,wouldyouliketomakethecolostomybagjoke?不用了谢谢mallgood.Thanks.约翰尼我需要你出来一下Johnny,Ineedyououtside.车道旁边有只浣熊冻死在冰里Theresaragcoonfrozenintheicenexttothedriveway.我得把他弄出来Igottochiphimoutofthere.你要我去干嘛呢Well,whatdoyouneedmefor?把敲碎的东西打包送给流浪汉Needyoutobagupth
7、epiecesforthehomeless.等等你是懒得走去垃圾桶了Wait,doyouonlygivestufftothehomeless就直接把东西扔给流浪汉吗whenyoudontwanttogotothedump?马蒂亲爱的这位是莎拉Matty,honey,thisisSarah,布莱尔的印度人儿朋友BlairesIndianfriend.苏珊阿姨你真的没必要加上国籍的AuntSuze,youreallydonthavetoaddthat.我吃过一次印度菜IhadIndianfoodonce.立马就上下贯通了Blewrightthroughme.我会把这事汇报给卜级的llpasstha
8、tonuptheladder.你想干嘛随意Dowhatyouwanttodo.我只是告诉你发生什么了mjusttellingyouwhathappened.约翰走吧Allright,John,letsgo.我在帮妈妈给饼干涂糖霜Well,actually,mhelpingMomfrostthecookies.待会儿再做呗Well,youcandothatlater.是她先要约翰帮忙的马蒂Sheaskedhimfirst,Matty.你排队等吧Youcanwaityourturn.你开玩笑吧Areyoukiddingme?我的老天啊我像你这么大时JesusChrist,whenIwasyoura
9、ge,我愿意倾尽一切只为了跟我爸一起去铲冰Iwouldhavekilledtoshovelicewithmydad.是啊我也能理解把一只浣熊砍成碎块Yeah,Icanseehowchoppingupadeadraccoon会是个父子亲密好时光wouldbeafathersonmemorymaker.你不来帮忙吗Soyourenotgonnahelp?还有好多饼干需要上糖霜呢老爸Well,1gotalotofcookiestofrost,Dad.这会儿你倒像个真的男人了Spokenlikearealman.你什么意思啊Whichmeanswhat?不不不用知道吗No,no,no,no,itsfi
10、ne.Youknowwhat?留在这儿和你的小姐♥妹♥们♥一起涂饼干吧Stayhereandfrostyourcookieswiththeladies.我们待会儿还能一起去看百老汇表演呢MaybewecangoseeaBroadwayshowafter.马蒂真的吗Oh,Matty,couldwe?你是想暗示约翰是基吗SoyourimplicationisthatJohnis,what,gay就因为他给饼干涂糖霜becausehe,sfrostingcookies?苏珊帮我说两句话啊Susan,helpmeouthere.看看啊1.ookatthat.这
11、是个拄着拐杖的小精灵吗Isthatanelfwithhisbigcandycane?不这是理发店的旋转条纹柱子小精灵刚剪了头发No,itsabarberpole.Theelfjustgotahaircut.我真喜欢Oh,Iloveit.马蒂快来看看小精灵刚剪的发型Oh,Matty,comelookattheelfshaircut.我的天哪Fuck,JesusChrist!你知道吗我比你少稍大一点的时候Youknow,whenIwasjustalittlebitolderthanyou,就已经去越南参战了IwasinVietnam.我有告诉过你吗有一次DidIevertellyouaboutth
12、etime我以为在战场上看到一个小丑IthoughtIsawaclowninafield但那只是个被开膛破肚的人butitwasjustaninside-outguy?好啊算了Knowwhat?Forgetit给你的基佬饼干上糖霜去吧Frostyourgaycookies.他刚刚是管你叫基佬Didhejustcallyougay然后生气的把围巾甩在肩上吗andthenangrilytosshisscarfoverhisshoulder?是啊Yup.或许他上下还没完全贯通Maybehesstillfiguringshitout.恐同者总是这样Well,itisalwaysthehomophobe
13、s.其实我一直都没明白这个词Youknow,Ineverunderstoodthatword.什么词-恐同Whatword?-,Homophobe.这是对同性恋者的偏见Itsprejudiceagainstgaypeople.我知道但是这词的意思不应该是Yeah,but,like,shouldntitmean,害怕同性恋的人吗like,scaredofgaypeople?我也一直在想这个Yeah,vealwayswonderedthattoo.其他恐什么的词不都指很害怕一件事吗1.ike,everyotherphobeis,like,scared.恐同就是有偏见的意思Thatiswhat,ho
14、mophobemeans.不不可是这不一样No,no,butit,s-itisdifferent,right?就像小魔煞(词意为蜘蛛恐惧症)电影里杰夫丹尼尔斯1.ike,inArachnophobia,JeffDaniels害怕蜘蛛是因为他觉得isscaredofspidersbecausehethinks蜘蛛可能会伤害他theyregonna,like,hurthim或者是会害死他什么的or,like,killhimorsomething.对啊这又不是说我害怕蜘蛛Yeah,itsnotlike,oh,mscaredofspiders是因为他们会把我变成蜘蛛causeIthinktheyreg
15、onnamakemeaspider或者蜘蛛们会接管学校ortheyregonnatakeovertheschool教我们蜘蛛知识andteachspiderstuff.闭嘴吧如果我是恐同者Stoptalking.-1mean,ifIwasahomophobe,难道不是该在街上看到一个同性恋就大叫啊基佬wouldn,tlseeagayguyandbelike,aah,agayguy!快跑啊Run!这熊整天都这么神神叨叨吗Isthebearalwayslikethis?真抱歉msosorry.我压根也没跑多远啊Didn,tevenrunthatfar.所以宝莱坞So.Bollywood,是你们搞出
16、来的吗isthatyouguys?快走吧马蒂去教堂要迟到了Comeon,Matty,weregonnabelateforchurch.不我今天不去了No,mtakingtheweekoff.爱国者队正和水牛城队对战呢PatsareplayingBuffalo.但这是圣诞前夜之前最后一次主日崇拜啊ButitsthelastSundayservicebeforeChristmasEve.奥德尔神父说了要是你不AndFatherOdellsaysthatifyoudont和上帝保持联♥系♥cultivatearelationshipwithGod,你就要下地狱了youre
17、goingtohell.下地狱也比听他布道好Cantbeworsethanoneofhissermons.要是他那么无聊Well,ifhesthatboring,波士顿环球报焦点小组thenwhyistheBostonGlobeSpotlightTeam干嘛要对他做一篇大型报道呢doingabigstoryonhim?马蒂今天苏珊会做唱诗班独唱MattySusanhasachoirsolotoday.下次我再去呗我保证llbeatthenextone,allright?Ipromise.我的老天爷啊也就45分钟Jesus,its45fuckingminutes.你就不能为她去一趟吗Youcan
18、tdothisforher?哎呦没事的Oh,itsallright.他一周都在努力工作Heworkshardallweek要是想在周日好好休息就随他去吧IfhewantstorestonaSunday,lethimrest.上帝也会容许的ItswhattheLorddid.不这怎么会没事No,itsnotallright,though.他简直自私透顶Hesactinglikeaselfishjerk.我自私mselfish?你给我等等Waitaminute.我一周工作60个小时Iwork60hoursaweek你们才有钱在冰箱里sothatyouguyscanhaveafridge塞满了速冻华
19、夫饼和芬达fullofEggosandFanta.他说的对He,sright.我们的确太过安心享受芬达了WedotaketheFantaforgranted.给你妈-谢谢亲爰的Hereyougo,Mom.-Oh,thankyou,sweetie.那是什么Yeah.Hey,what,sthat?为儿童礼物征集活动准备的玩具Oh,itsthetoysfortheToysforTotsgiftdrive.那是自卸卡车丹尼斯ThatsDennisthedumptruck.你不能把它送出去Youcantgivehimaway.可这已经在地下室放了多少年了Well,itsbeeninourbasement
20、foryears.是啊但这是我H小就拥右的玩具Yeah,butIvehadhimsinceIwasakid.这对我来说意义重大Thatmeansalottome.你给自卸卡车起名叫丹尼斯YounamedyourdumptruckDennis?你没资格说出我的卡车的名字Keepmytrucksnameoutyourmouth.亲爰的可你已经不玩了Oh,honey,butyouneverplaywithit.那那我就Well-well,mgonna-我就开始玩mgonnastartplayingwithhim.你都50岁的糟老头子了Oh,youregonnastartplayingwithitno
21、w要开始玩这个吗atfucking50?是啊我就是要Yes,mgonna我就是要整天玩它mgonnastartplayingwithhimallthetime.就从现在起看Startingrightnow.See?嗡嗡嗡Vroom,vroom.我们开着车送去了泥炭苔Oh,yeah,we11deliverthatpeatmoss.我们会的嗡嗡Yeah,wewilllVroom.看上去好有意思啊-对啊我们能玩吗Hey,thatlooksfun.-Yeah,canweplay?不行奥No.Aw.嗡嗡Vroom,vroom.现在这是什么情况Whatthefuckishappening?嗡Vroom.你
22、怎么还在这儿Whyareyoustillhere?她的航♥班♥取消了Herflightwascanceled,所以她留在这儿和我们一起过圣诞节soshesstayingwithusforChristmas.你给我等等Hangonasecond.我们一整个圣诞节家里都有客人Wegotcompanyhereforthewholeholidays你们都没想过要来问问我吗andnobodyevenaskedme?要是有问题的话我可以另找地方Icanfindsomewhereelsetostayifitsaproblem.不用真的不用No.Please,no.不当然不行No.
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