TheMarvelousMrs.Maisel《了不起的麦瑟尔夫人（2017）》第五季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

《TheMarvelousMrs.Maisel《了不起的麦瑟尔夫人（2017）》第五季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx》由会员分享，可在线阅读，更多相关《TheMarvelousMrs.Maisel《了不起的麦瑟尔夫人（2017）》第五季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx（44页珍藏版）》请在课桌文档上搜索。

1、（60分钟）在众多一夜成名的故事中米琪麦瑟尔的故事显得与众不同Amongstthemanyovernightsuccessstoriesinshowbusinesslore,MidgeMaiselsstandsoutfromtherest.她的喜剧生涯始于纽约格林威治村的煤气灯咖啡馆HerjourneyfromtheGaslightCafeinNewYork,sGreenwichVillage然后她传奇般蜕变为举世闻名亦臭名昭著的喜剧演员toworldwidefameandnotorietyistheStuffoflegend.她一向回避媒体但同意坐下来和我倾谈她的人生Oftenpress-s

2、hy,sheagreedtositdownwithmeandtalkaboutherlife.你好像有点紧张是吗？我的后备箱里有具尸体Hey,youlookalittlenervous.Areyou?-Well,theresthatbodyinmytrunk.我本打算把它扔掉的但合适的日子已经离我远去vebeenmeaningtodumpit,butthedaygotawayfromme.Itsbeenquitearide.你一路走来成绩斐然得过格莱美奖艾美奖、法国艺术与文学勋章Grammywinner,Emmywinner,theFrenchOrderoftheArtsandLetters.

3、用”活着的传奇”形容你合适吗？一天哪迈克我还没死呢Doesthephraselivinglegendapply?-Geez,Mike,mnotdeadyet.等等我死了吗？快叫救护车Wait,amI?Callanambulance.你对表演的这种热情从何而来？米琪麦瑟尔的动力是什么？Where,dthispassiontoperformcomefrom?WhatdrivesMidgeMaisel?我热爱我所做的事我喜欢与人交谈IjustlovewhatIdo.Ilovetalkingtopeople,但现公♥司♥除外开玩笑的啦我喜欢金钱并不为此感到羞耻present

4、companyexcepted,mkidding.Ilikemoney,mnotashamedofthat.而且天啊我超爱听见笑声Andboy,oh,boy,doIlovethesoundoflaughs.她所做的就是让人们开怀大笑Andwhatshedoesismakepeoplelaugh.30岁时她在科帕卡巴纳夜♥总♥会♥的演出连续18晚售罄Atage30,18consecutivesold-outnightsattheCopacabana.在美国、加拿大和欧洲部分地区的多场巡演门票几分钟内就销♥售♥一空Numerou

5、stoursintheU.S.,Canada,andpartsofEuropeallselloutinminutes.她拥有必不可少的名人友谊Therestherequisitecelebrityfriendships.她与鲍勃霍普的演出以及他们多次前往越南的旅行HershowswithBobHopeandtheirmanytripstoVietnam是部队的最爱wereafavoriteofthetroops.米琪你看起来很美我喜欢这件礼服是夏帕瑞丽牌的吗？Midge,youlookwonderful.Ilovethatgown.IsthataSchiaparelli?抱歉我忘了在哪里买&h

6、earts;♥的-介意我看看标签吗？Oh,msorry,Bob,butveforgottenwhereIboughtit.-YoumindifIlookatthelabel?上面写的什么？禁止靠近Whatdoesitsay?-Offlimits.这是可以商量的Thatsnegotiable.随着她的听众年龄越来越大她也越发地语不惊人死不休Asheraudiencegrewolder,herinclinationtoshockgrewbolder,直至她1971年在卡内基大厅演出如今看来那次表演可谓臭名昭著culminatinginthenowinfamous1971showatC

7、arnegieHall.那种女士有.那副样子出现吗？Howdoesableepladylikethathavethebleeptoshowuplookinglikethat?有人知道第一修正案吗？它现在仍然适用呢IsanyoneawareofthebleepFirstAmendment?Stillapplies.本会毁了职业生涯的一个声名狼藉的夜晚Whatcouldhavebeenacareer-endingnightofinfamy结果跟米琪麦瑟尔人生中许多事情一样turnedouttobe-assomanythingsdoinMidgeMaiselsIife-竟然开启了她的职业生涯新篇章通

8、过大胆的大学校园巡演thebeginningofabrand-newchapter,withabrand-newaudienceofyoungfans她吸引了一批全新的年轻粉丝群体throughheraudaciouscollegecampustours.最重要的是她还抚养了两个孩子Ontopofallthat,sheraisedtwochildren,一个儿子伊森和一个女儿艾斯特麦瑟尔博士ason,Ethan,andadaughter,Dr.EstherMaisel.有米琪麦瑟尔这样的母亲是什么感觉？WhatwasitlikehavingMidgeMaiselasyourmother?我有一

9、段难忘的童年充满了欢笑和温暖Itwasanincrediblechildhood,filledwithlaughterandwarmth.她是个很棒的妈妈-别的孩子一定很嫉妒你吧Shesawonderfulmother.-Theotherkidsmustvebeenjealous.对很奇怪-然后是关于男人Oddly,yes.-Andthentherewerethemen.男人男人和米琪麦瑟尔你有过很多男人Men.MenandMidgeMaisel.Somanymen.你听起来像是我的会计师-四段婚姻Yousoundlikemyaccountant.-Fourmarriages,以及几段应该说是

10、多段非婚恋爱关系plusseveral,orshouldIsaymultiple,otherrelationships.怎么会这样？我不知道Whatgives?-1dontknow.人生幸运但爱情上不幸我以为我只会结一次婚笑死人了1.uckyinlife,unluckyinlove.Ithoughtdmarryonce.Jokesonme.而她和某人的关系维持的时间比跟所有其他人的关系加起来还要久Andthenthere,stherelationshipthatlastedlongerthanalltheotherscombined.你曾是演艺圈最有权势的经纪人苏西梅尔森的头牌艺人Youwer

11、eclientnumberoneofthepowerfulentertainmentmanagerSusieMyerson,对吗?-对isthatright?-Thatsright.你应该知道她目前跟哪些艺人有合作Youknowhercurrentclientlist:丽莎明妮莉乔治卡林、芭芭拉史翠珊1.izaMinnelli,GeorgeCarlin,BarbraStreisand.几乎包括好莱坞的所有人唯独除了你之外JustabouteverybodyinHollywood.Everybodyexceptyou.25年的友谊都破灭了发生了什么事？A25-yearfriendshipgone

12、bust.Whathappened?演艺界的两个人试图建立友谊但没有成功Whathappened,Mike,isthattwopeopleinshowbusinesstriedtohaveafriendship.我可否给你读一下她最近接受综艺采访时关于你的评价？ShallIreadwhatsherecentlysaidaboutyouinVariety?别麻烦了我已经把她的话文在我的屁Dontbother,vealreadyhadittattooedonmybleep.然后是关于她的服装Andthentherewereherclothes.你要把所有这些都拿来拍卖♥&hearts

13、;吗？-每颗纽扣每个蝴蝶结都要拍卖♥♥Andyoureputtingalltheseupforauction?-Everylastbuttonandbow.某程度上这些衣服算是我的朋友我在煤气灯咖啡馆的首演Inaway,thesearemyfriends.MyfirstnightattheGaslight.是的那个故事是真的我在B奥特曼穿的总机女郎连衣裙Yup,thestoryistrue.MyB.AItmanswitchboarddress.那是一段有趣的时光这件衣服很经典Thosewerefuntimes.Oh,aclassic.1960年我在停机坪被炒断鱼时穿

14、的WhatIworethenightofthegreattarmacdumpof1960.我第一次在科帕演出的第五晚穿的这件NightfiveofmyfirstCoparun.我穿这件去的伍德斯托克我没有表演但身上沾满了泥WhatIworetoWoodstock-Ididntperform,butIsuregotmuddy.代班主持强尼卡森的节目在疯狂世界中客串GuesthostingJohnnyCarson,mycameoinMad,MadWorld.而这套是我第一天担任戈登福特的编剧时穿的衣服Oh,andthis.TheoutfitIworeonmyfirstdayasawriterfor

15、GordonFord.是我的坐装我在这套衣服上花了很多心思Mysittingoutfit.1putalotofthoughtintothisone.拍卖♥♥所得会怎么使用？捐给韦斯曼麦瑟尔儿童基金会Andwheredotheproceedsgo?-TheWeissman/MaiselChildrensFoundation,用于儿童教育、健康、食物、住房♥forchildhoodeducation,health,hunger,housing.儿童是我最好的老师Childrenaremybestteachers.是他们教会了我如何去爱、去笑、去倾听Thro

16、ughthem,velearnedtolove,tolaugh,tolisten.所以我所做的一切都是为了孩子们开灯吧女士们SoeverythingIdo,Idoforthechildren.Hitthelights,ladies.因此喜剧巨星米琪麦瑟尔在成功与逆境中勇往直前AndsocomedysuperstarMidgeMaiselsoldierson,throughsuccessandadversity,doingeverything,用她的话说这一切都是“为了孩子们”inherwords,Forthechildren.（1961年）给我吃饭你这个小混♥蛋♥-

17、米里亚姆Eat,damnit,youlittlebastard!-Miriam!他得吃饭才能生存我不饿Hehastoeattosurvive.-Nothungry!我听不见是你们的错-什么是我们的错？Deafears!Yourfault-Whatis?孩子们我们又没强迫你要孩子Thekids.-Wedidntforceyoutohavekids.是但你们给我营造的环境里有布娃娃有关于怎么当妈妈的书No,butyoucreatedtheenvironment:thedolls,thebooksaboutbeingamommy,你还给我组装了玩具厨房♥the-thequarter-s

18、caletoykitchenyouriggedupforme里面还有能插电的烤肉机和冰箱withthegasbroilerandthelittlefridgethatpluggedintoaworkingsocket.在你还没有触电的时候我一直为此感到自豪Iwasveryproudofthatuntilyouwereelectrocuted.现在我需要再请人手帮我带孩子这份新工作每周得工作五天Andnowmgonnaneedsomeextrababysittinghelp.Thisnewjobisfivedaysaweek.说说你是怎么成为戈登福特秀的编剧的Miriam,tellusagain

19、howyouregonnabeawriteronTheGordonFordShow.我不明白没什么可说的他给了我这份工作Idontunderstand.-There,snothingmoretotell.Heofferedmeajobwritingontheshow,我也同意了andIsaidyes.他在市里走着走着突然就邀请陌生人进他的节目组工作？So,hejustwalksaroundthecityaskingstrangersiftheywanttobewritersonhisshow?这人听起来情绪不稳定Hesoundsunstable.他肯定有人帮他雇人但这个工作机会是他直接给我的N

20、o,Imsurehehaspeoplewhonormallydothat,butthistimeitcamedirectlyfromhim.可有什么内容好写？Butwhatstheretoevenwrite?他不是自个儿现编现演的吗？他的独白都是别人帮他写的Doesnthejustmakeitalluponthespot?-Hiswholeopeningmonologueiswrittenforhim.我还以为他天生就很幽默呢-打破了我的幻想Oh,Ithoughthewasjustnaturallyfunny.-Thisisshatteringmyillusions.我应该跟你们说得婉转一点的

21、你确定是他？Sorry,Ishouldhavebrokenittoyoumoregently.-Andyouresureitwashim?我确定.我看到过关于一个女人的故事AmI.-BecauseIreadaboutthiswoman她走在第六大道上shewaswalkingdownSixthAvenue,遇到了温斯顿丘吉尔andwhodoesshebumpintobutWinstonChurchill.他说他得回英国他女儿病了但他的钱包丢了HetellsherheneedstogetbacktoEnglandbecausehisdaughter,ssick,buthelosthiswalle

22、t.这是最蹩脚的谎言于是她把全部身家40美元都给了他Thatstheworst.-So,shegiveshimeverythingshehad,$40.后来这个男人出现在了联合广场露着下♥体♥对着海鸥大喊大叫Well,lateron,thesamemaniscaughtwalkingaroundUnionSquarewithhispantsathisankles,yellingatseagulls.那人不是温斯顿丘吉尔-我就是这个意思SoitwasntWinstonChurchill?-Thatsmypoint.也许不是戈登福特雇用了你MaybeitwasntGor

23、donFordwhohiredyou.是戈登福特我被他录用了他没脱裤子我接受了这份工作ItwasGordonFord,okay?IgothiredbyGordonFord,hispantswereup,andIacceptedthejob.我们谈谈孩子们的事吧-我很乐意尽我所能为你效劳Nowletsdiscussthekids.-Oh,mhappytodoallIcan,MissMiriam.希望你知道这一点带孩子现在能给我巨大的快乐Ihopeyouknowthat.Itsbecomeagreatjoyinmylife,watchingthekids.如果有时候我没法带他们那-我可以Andwh

24、enIcantwatchthem,well.-1can.我喜欢在伊森放学后去接他艾斯特也喜欢跟着一起1lovepickingEthanupafterschool,andEstherlovestocomealong.她骑在我的肩膀上说”驾驾驾亚努西”Sheridesonmyshouldersandtellsme,nGiddyap,Janusz!这时我就会快马加鞭跑得跟风一样快AndthatswhenIgiddyapandgolikethewind.只要你需要我随时都可以带他们玩哪怕是在晚上他们太可爱了mhappytostayandplaywiththemwheneveryouneedme,eve

25、natnight.Theyrefantastic.我以前的人生很艰难经历过战争、爆♥炸♥等等很多苦难Mylifewashard:thewar,thebombings.Somuchsuffering.但是陪着你的孩子们玩But,uh,spendingtimewithyourchildren.都让我开始想要有自己的孩子了Theymakemethinkabouthavingmyownchildren.人生中第一次有这种想法Forthefirsttimeinmylife.谢谢你谢谢你们俩我真的很感激Well,thankyou.Bothofyou.Ireallyappreci

26、ateit.那是谁？你不知道吗？Whoisthat?-Dontyouknow?他身上总带着一把螺丝刀我还以为他是勤杂工Healwayshasascrewdriverwithhim.Ithoughthewasahandyman.我没有雇佣勤杂工Ididnthireahandyman.他好像和孩子们很熟和泽尔达也熟Heseemsveryfamiliarwiththechildren.-AndZelda.他来咱家几个星期了我们竟然不认识他？Hesbeenhereoffandonforweeks,andnoneofusknowwhoheis?不管他是谁反正听起来他有空Whoeverheis,sound

27、slikehe,sfree.（了不起的麦瑟尔夫人）别忘了放盐-我们几时忘记过放盐？Donotleavethesaltout!-Sincewhendowenotleavethesaltout?家里的盐总是快用完了我每次都把盐收起来了Thesaltisalwaysout!-1putitawayalways,防止老鼠进去那不是糖是盐sotheratsdontgetinit-Itsnotsugar,itssalt.你在街上拦住了她？Youstoppedheronthestreet!是她拦住了我她最爱八卦Shestoppedme!She,sayenta!她在街上走着走着就喜欢拦住别人跟人闲聊Shewal

28、ksupanddownthestreetwaitingtostopandschmooze!莫舍麦瑟尔MoisheMaisel,我从没对任何人说过你的坏话1haveneversaidanunkindwordaboutyoutoanyone!我啥时候说过？去年在迪斯尼乐园你就说过TellmewhenIdid!-JustlastyearatDisneyland!对我的屁屁猛击！Thatjababoutmytuchus!那天我说的话仅限我和唐老鸭知道WhatIsaidtoDonaldDuckthatdayisbetweenmeandDonald.兄弟我很抱歉-你怎么知道是我？Buddy,msorry,

29、msosorry.-Howdyouknowitwasme?把你扔那儿之后我一直不敢打给你vebeendreadingthecalleversinceIleftyouthere.你现在怎么样？-就像被坦克撞了一样Howdoyoufeel?-Likeatankhitme.你昨晚喝醉了醉得一塌糊涂Youwentonabenderlastnight,epicinscale.跟我讲讲是怎么回事-你走进来时喝得烂醉如泥Givemetheheadlines.-Youwalkedinsmashed.当着别人的面搭讪他们的约会对象-其中一人打了我？Youwerehittingongirlsrightinfron

30、toftheirdates.-Andoneofthembeatmeup?没你在舞台上侮辱了乐队-他们打了我？No,thenyouwentonstageandinsultedtheband.-Andthebandbeatmeup?没你上台表演了一段然后消失了No.Thenyoudidalittlestand-up,andwhenIturnedmyback,youdisappeared.然后我不知道你是怎么上楼的你身上狂流血Howyougotbackupthosestairs,Idon,tknow,butyouwerebleedingbuckets.我带你去了急诊室他们给你包扎了但你没法独自回家你

31、肋骨骨折了Itookyoutotheemergencyroom.Theypatchedyouupandreleasedyou,butyoucouldn,tgohome,notalone.Yourribsarecracked,缝了针所以我带你去了你父母家youvegotstitches.So.Ibroughtyouthere.请原谅我原谅你了Pleaseforgiveme.-Youreforgiven.你搞得所有迪士尼角色都讨厌我了Oh,soyouturnedalltheDisneycharactersagainstme,verynice!等等也许我还没原谅你有的事情还没确定Actually,y

32、oumaynotbeforgivenjustyet.Jurysout.有什么我可以帮忙的吗？AnythingIcando?算了我有个主意待会儿再跟你说Nah.Igotanidea.lltalktoyoulater.在你的梦里Inyourdreams!你认为灰姑娘没有上下打量我？不她有YouthinkCinderellawasntlookingmeupanddown?Oh,yes,shewas!哈喽我们到了Hello!Werehere!谁来了？Who,shere?Whoishere?有人来了-嗨奶奶嗨爷爷Somebody,shere!-Hi,Grandma.Hi,Grandpa.你们怎么突然来了

33、？-是孩子们自己要来的Wereweexpectingyou?-Itsthekids.他们想和麦瑟尔奶奶和爷爷一起过星期天WhenIaskedhowtheywantedtospendtheirSunday,theysaidwithGrandmaandGrandpaMaisel.真乖Howsweet.来给爷爷一个大大的拥抱孩子们-先和奶奶拥抱我有优先权ComegiveGrandpaabighugthere,kids.Comeon.-No,Grandmafirst.CometoGrandma.Ihaddibs.快过来我在等着呢-快过来No,comeon,comeon,bubele.-Comeon,c

34、omeon.Zaydee,swaiting.爷爷也有感情我的膝盖痛着呢-你们会伤害我的感情的让我心碎Grandpahasfeelings,too.Andhiskneesarehurtingquitebadly.-No,you,regonnahurtmyfeelingsandbreakmyheart.不要让我伤心我有糖果-我的膝盖也痛着呢他没事YoudontwanttodamageGrandpasknees.Doyou?vegotcandy.-Mybacksnotsogoodeither.Grandpaskneesarefine.我的心会碎-我的心也会碎Andmyheartcanbreak,to

35、o.-Youdontwanttobreakmyheart.Itsweakalready.瞧我们的小病人来了Oh,look,thereheis.Ourlittlepatient.嗨-嗨Hi.-Hi.不要害怕他会没事的Dontbescared,hesgonnabefine.你们爸爸被一辆很小的车撞了但他现在已经好多了Yourfatherwashitbyaverysmallcar,butalreadyhessomuchbetter.瞧他都能走路了-你是不是长身体了？1.ook,heswalking.-Anddidyougrow?这不是我的睡衣-好吧Thesearentmypajamas.-Okay.

36、我没事伙计们真的看起来比较惨其实还好mfine,guys.Really.Itlooksworsethanitis.你们两个去客厅把你们的玩具找出来Hey,whydontyoutwogointothelivingroomanddigoutyourtoys?我跟你们一起去来吧孩子们Illcomewith.Letsgo,kids.我等下也来陪你们-我不想来这里Yeah,llberightin.-1didntwanttocomeheretoday.去拿你们的玩具嘿-我的衣服呢？Gogetyourtoys.-Ma,wherearemyclothes?送去干洗店了Atthedrycleaners.衣服上满

37、是血干洗店顶多6到8小时就会把衣服送回来Theywerealldirtyandbloody.Theyllbebackinsix,eighthourstops.这身衣服是谁的？肯定不是伊森的也不是我以前的睡衣Butwhatarethese?TheyrenotEthans.Theyrenotmyoldones.我随时都备有小男孩的睡衣像其他人一样Ikeepasupplyoflittleboypajamasonhandatalltimes,likeeveryoneelse.其他人才不这样Nooneelsedoesthat.趁孩子们还没厌烦跟人拥抱快进去吧Hey,Shirley,bettergetin

38、tothelivingroombeforethekidsrunoutofhugs.是的孩子们奶奶来了给我一些拥抱Oh,yeah.Kids,Grandmascoming.Savemesomehugs.说来话长-洗耳恭听快说吧Itsalongstory.-Lovetohearit.Comeon.别这么用力拉米琪你拉到伤口的缝线了Dontpullsohard.Midge,you,repullingthestitches.说吧-我跟人打架了Well?-1gotintoascuffle.这叫说来话长？这连俳句都不算Thatsyourlongstory?Thatwasn,tevenahaiku.在俱乐部打

39、的-在俱乐部？阿奇当时在哪里？Itwasattheclub.-Yougotintoafightattheclub?WherewasArchie?我和梅谈过了-梅？梅才不会把你打成这样ItalkedtoMei.-Mei?Meididnotdothis.乔尔梅怎么了？Joel?WhataboutMei?没有梅了明白吗？-没有梅了？ThereisnoMei,okay?-NoMei?你们分手了吗？宝宝呢？-没有梅就没有宝宝Youbrokeup?Butwhataboutthebaby?-TheresnoMeiandthere,snobaby.这下你开心了吧？没有宝宝？There.Youhappy?-No

40、baby?I.没有宝宝-她要搬家了已经搬了Nobaby.-Shesmoving.Moved.她已经在芝加哥了我们结束了一对不起ShesalreadyinChicago.Itsover.-msorry.不-对不起No.-Sorry.我一直都担心会发生这种事Iwasafraidsomethinglikethiswouldhappen.什么事？-她还没准备好1.ikewhat?-1.Shewasntready.你怎么知道的？-直觉Howdoyouknow?-1justhadafeeling我们在医院谈过医院？afterwetalkedatthehospital.-Atthehospital?我们谈过

41、孩子的事怎么养孩子-你们谈过？Whenwediscussedthekidsandhowitwouldwork.-YoumeanwithPop?你俩没有共识-你在开玩笑吗？.shejustdidntseemtobeonthesamepageasyou.-Areyoukiddingme?不No.你没想过事先提醒我一下我的生活即将崩溃吗？Andyoudidn,tthinktomaybegivemeaheads-upthatmywholefuckinglifewasabouttocomecrashingdown?那只是我的一种感觉直觉-你不应该和她谈的ItwasjustafeelingIhad,ani

42、ntuition.-Younevershouldhavespokentoherinthefirstplace.乔尔-是你们的谈话把她推到了边缘Joel.-Thisiswhatcould,vepushedherovertheedge.逼得她做了那样的事-嘿Madeherdowhatshedid.-Hey,这么说不公平是她自己选的-是你帮着她选的thatsnotfair.Shechose.-Withyourhelp!要不是你受伤了我恨不得现在就打你一顿mgonnawaittillyougetbettertosmackyoubecausenowwontbefun.我没做任何事把梅逼走Ididnoth

43、ingtopushMeiaway.还有8小时我的衣服才能送回来我现在要去躺着vegoteighthourstillmyclothesareback.mgonnagoliedown.我可以顺便去你家.不用了Icouldswingbyyourplaceand.-mgood.开什么玩笑？Areyoufuckingkiddingme?我想为我去戈登福特那儿上班的第一天挑选一套完美的服装Okay,so,IthoughtdpickedouttheperfectfirstdayoutfitforGordonFord.我花了几个小时思考该穿什么颜色搭配Imean,Ispenthoursthinkingabou

44、tit,sortingthroughmultiplecolorcombinations,然后有件事突然击中了我-钝器击中了你？butaround5:00thismorning,somethingstruckme.-Wasitabluntobject?什么？-继续说What?-Goon.这不是站立的工作而是坐着的工作Thisisntastandingjob.Itsasittingjob.什么意思？Huh.Explain.在B奥特曼时我是站在柜台边那是一份站着的工作B.Altman,Istoodatthecounter.Thatwasastandingjob.单口喜剧那是站立的工作我知道如何为此打

45、扮Doingstand-upcomedy,thatsastandingjob.Iknowhowtodressforthat,在戈登福特秀工作主要是坐着工作butthis,workingatGordonFord,thisisasittingjob,所以半身裙不能是直筒的predominantly,sotheskirtcantbestraight.可以是直筒但得开衩但不能是侧边开衩那可不行Imean,itcanbestraightiftheresaslitinit,butnotasideslit,no.我在椅子上动一动搞不好就会走光IfIshiftinmyseat,evenalittle,they

46、llgetaneyeful.后面开衩没问题比如有个优雅的通风口Abackslitisokay,likea.likeatastefulventextension,但那终究是为了方便走路所以还是喇叭裙更好butagain,that,smoreforeaseofwalking.Sothatbringsusbacktoflare.Itneedstoflare.裙摆得是张开的能适应不同的坐姿Anditneedstoflareinawaythatwillaccommodateavarietyofdifferentsittingpositions.有意思这就是你打电♥话♥的原因？-是的Interesting.Reallyinteresting.Andthatswhyyoucalled?-Yep.我总结一下你在凌晨4点56分给我打电♥话♥So,toreview,youcalledmeatfour-fucking-fifty-fucking-sixinthemorning,是因为你在经过几个小时思考颜色搭配之后a