Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、计划intheSeniorExecutiveServiceDevelopmentCandidateProgramattheDepartmentoftheInterior.惊喜哦谢谢r这可是大事Surprise!-Thanks.Itsabigdeal.所以我的升职已经正式了Somypromotionisofficial.我们需要在华盛顿找个地方住因为我们要把时间分在两地了WeneedtofindaplaceinD.C.becausewe,regonnabesplittingourtime.我猜现在也是适合我发布声明的时间了Iguessnowisasgoodatimeasanymakemyanno

3、uncement.Joe和我刚刚办完了西雅图一栋房♥子的手续JoeandIjustclosedonahouseinSeattle.哇一天啊Whoa!-Oh,myGod!干杯Cheers.嗯实际上我也有个声明Well,actuallyIhaveanannouncementtoo.在政♥府♥工作了这么多年之后Afteralltheseyearsingovernment,我终F决定要退休了vedecidedtofinallyretire.这是跟人们搬家有关的GarryThisisaboutpeoplewhoaremoving,Garry.不是所有事情都和你有

4、关在理Noteverythingisaboutyou.-Goodpoint所有人都散开了Everyonesscattering.嗯这么看吧坏消息一次只有三个对吧Well,lookatitthisway,badnewscomesinthrees,right?我们要走了April和Andy要走了Donna要走了那就三个了Wereleaving,AprilandAndyareleaving,Donnasleaving,thatsthree.我也要退休了-已经三个了GarryAlsoImretiring.-Thatsthree,Garry.但我们可能会有点好消息呢Butwereprobablyduef

5、orsomegoodnews.晚上好我今晚给你们带来的是好消息Goodevening.Icometoyoutonightwithsomegoodnews.你看Hey.不是我现在会向你们说出的句子IsnotasentenceIwillbesayingtoyourightnow,因为敬爱的WalterGunderson市长已经去世了becausebelovedPawneeMayorWalterGundersonhasdied.嗯你让我们倒霉了Garry太感谢了Well,youjinxedus,Garry.Thanksalot.公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第11集第7季第11集WalterGunder

6、son服务Pawnee39年WalterGundersonservedPawneefor39years.而作为他最后的愿望他的遗体会在市政会议厅陈列一天Andasperhisfinalwish,hisbodywilllieinstateinthecitycouncilchambersforaday,这在公共空间真是个很酷的事情啊whichisjustarealcoolthingforapublicspace.此外他也送来了一段简短的视频信息用于这项活动Also,hesentusabriefvideomessagetobeplayedforthisevent.你们好PawneeHello,Paw

7、nee.我在职的时间已经结束了Mytimeinofficehascometoanend.很多事情都完成了Alothasbeendone.但我真的没有做过什么ButIwasntreallydoingverymuch.我大部分时间都没怎么在意Iwasntpayingattentionmostofthetime.幸运的是Pawnee的市民们也没怎么在意Fortunately,thecitizensofPawneedidn,tpayattentioneither.所以如果有归功的话Soiftherescredittotake,我就谦虚地收下了Iwillhumblytakeit而如果有责备的话Andif

8、thereisblame.那是你们自己的错itsyourfault.谢谢Thankyou.再见了永远的Good-byeforever.哦好吧Uh,okay.嗯那真是点什么Well,thatwasreallysomething.人们都去世了搬家了退休了Peoplearedying,moving,retiring.太多的结束太少的开始Toomanyendings.Notenoughbeginnings.我们需要作为开始的事情而我想到了最合适的一Weneedsomethingtobegin,andIhavejustthething一场地下跳舞比赛anundergrounddancecompetiti

9、on.我刚刚意识到我根本mrealizing1knownothingaboutthelogistics对办地下跳舞比赛的后勤一无所知但这里会有人知道的ofhowtostartanundergrounddancecompetition,butsomeoneherewill.嘿APril能帮我点事情吗Hey,April,willyouhelpmeoutwithsomething?不行-显然作为市政经理No.-Apparentlyascitymanager,我要负责在特别竞选之前委派一位过渡时期的市长minchargeofappointinganinterimmayoruntilthespecial

10、election.那你为啥不委派你自己呢Sowhydontyoujustappointyourself?反正你基本上已经管理整个镇了啊Yourebasicallyrunningthetownanyway.嗯我曾经做过市长我们都记得结果如何Well,Iwasamayoroncebefore.Weallrememberhowthatwent.哦是啊你脸都丢光r毁灭了一整个镇Oh,yeah,youcompletelydisgracedyourselfanddestroyedanentiretown.是啊我说过我们都记得了Yeah,Isaidweallremember.现在你愿意帮我找到人选吗Now,

11、willyouhelpmefindsomeone?可以是任何30岁以上这个镇上代表性的人Itcanbeanyoneovertheageof30whosagoodsymbolicfaceforthetown.好吧无所谓了我会帮你的行吧Fine,whatever.llhelpyou,okay?谢谢你我跟Garry说他也能帮忙了Thankyou.ItoldGarryhecouldhelptoo.什么-哦公♥证♥-*个新的市长What?-Oh,notarizinganewmayor,那是一嗯那可是终极的公♥证♥冒险啊thatiswell,it,s

12、liketheultimatenotaryadventure.哦这可是大事啊0h,itsbig.1.es政俏佳人1.es-IegallyBlonde!律政俏佳人在纽约给你搞了点小礼物-是吗GotyoualittlegiftinNewYork.-Youdid?你给我准备啥了哎呀呀Whatdidyougetme?Ooh-la-la.男士菲拉格慕平底鞋吗MensFerragamoloafers?我要拿这些怎么办啊WhatamIsupposedtodowiththese?是啊你是对的我可能应该留下Yeah,youreright.Ishouldprobablykeepthem.它们是38码的反正你穿也太

13、小了Theyreasize61/2.Toosmallforyouanyway.你的旅途怎么样-太棒了Howwasyourtrip?-Amazing.很多好的见面此外Lucy和我太享受了Alotofgreatmeetings.Plus,Lucyand1hadthebesttime.这是真的了LeslieItsforreal,Leslie.我们甚至去了家珠宝店看戒指Weevenwenttoajewelrystoreandlookedatrings.不是吧No!ShiaLaBeouf真是个好珠宝设计师啊顺便说ShiaLaBeoufisonehellofajewelrydesigner,bythewa

14、y.演员变形金刚系列主演这男人真的找到他的使命了-这也太完美了Mansreallyfoundhiscalling.-Thisisperfect.一切结束的时候你们就是我们都需要的那个快乐的开始Witheverythingending,youguysarethehappybeginningthatweallneed.你应该向她求婚就在此时此地Youshouldproposetoher,rightnow,here.还有什么地方更适合问一个女人跟你结婚呢Whatbetterplacetoaskawomantomarryyou比起一个老男人的公共追悼会来说thananoldmanspublicmemo

15、rial?是啊我觉得可能还是等等吧此外Lucy也不在镇上Yeah,Ithinkmprobablygonnawait.Plus,Lucysnotintown.她在费城拜访朋友呢她明天才回来ShesinPhiladelphiavisitingfriends.Shegetsbacktomorrow.是啊可能还是需要她在这里才好对吧Yeah,youdprobablywantherhereforthat,right?好了我去找April了我给她买♥♥了条挺好的巴宝莉领带Allright,mgonnafindApril.IgotherareallyniceBurberrynec

16、ktie.Gunderson当了我一辈子的市长了Gundersonwasmayormyentirelife.真让你考虑时间这个“假热”啊Reallymakesyouconsiderthe,postulenceoftime.当然了Sure.死亡是自然的AndrewDeathisnatural,Andrew.我们出生我们活到还有价值为止然后我们被杀掉Wereborn,wesurviveaslongaswereuseful,andthenwerekilled,要么是由于我们身体的自然衰败要么是更年轻更强壮的eitherbyourbodysnaturaldecayorbythoseyoungerand

17、stronger.说你自己吧Speakforyourself.我死之前我要像TedWilliams一样冻住自己的脑袋BeforeIdie,mfreezingmyheadlikeTedWilliams.美国职业棒球球员等个一千年解冻出来拍在个机器人身上接着浪Waitathousandyears,thawitout,slapitonarobot,keeponballing.RonRon.CarlCarl.DonnaAndy这位是CarlDonna,Andy,thisisCarl.他是我理发师Salvatore店面隔壁熟食店的店主HeownsthedelirightnexttomybarberSal

18、vatoresshop.挺糟糕的不是吗Itsterrible,isntit?先是SaIVatOre现住又是Gunderson市长FirstSalvatoreandnowMayorGunderson.什么发生什么了解释你自己What?Whathappened?Explainyourself!哦Ron你没听说吗Salvatore昨天去世了Oh,Ron,youdidn,thear?Salvatorepassedawayyesterday.不啊-哎呀No.-Jeez.不不能是这样No,itcan,tbe.他是被更年轻更强4上的理发师杀掉了吗Washekilledbyayounger,strongerb

19、arber?而现在来说几句的是Gunderson市长的多年好友和同事AndnowheretosayafewwordsisMayorGundersonslongtimefriendandcoworkerEthelBeaversEthelBeavers.这会很悲伤的他们一起工作好久了啊Thisisgonnabesosad.Theyworkedtogetherforalongtime.我会很简洁的llbebrief.WalterGunderson和他的夫人是开放式婚姻WalterGundersonandhiswifehadanopenmarriage.这让他很开心让他的夫人也很开心Itkepthim

20、happy.Itkepthiswifehappy.嗨EvelynHi,Evelyn.而且这当然也让我开心Anditdefinitelykeptmehappy.发生什么了啊Whatishappening?因为在精彩的46年里Becausefor46wonderfulyears,他一夜又一夜地探索着我身体的每一个角落hespentnightafternightexploringeverynookandcrannyofmybody.成熟点吧别大惊小怪了Growup,youprudes.我们都是成年人了Werealladults.我唯一后悔的是我从没对他说过我真正的感受Myonlyregretisth

21、atInevertoldhimhowIreallyfelt.所以我现在说了Sollsayitnow.我爱过那个男人Ilovedthatman.而且不只是因为他在床上有多勇猛Andnotjustbecausehewasadynamitelay.晚安你这野兽Goodnight,youanimal.Tom听听Ethel说的啊Tom,listentoEthel.恶别也太恶心了-不听听她表达的意思Ugh,no,itstoogross.-No,listentohermessage.你不能等着告诉某个人你的感受啊Youcantwaittotellsomeonehowyoufeel,因为你要是等着的话不知不觉

22、地嘲becauseifyouwait,beforeyouknowit,boom,46年之后他们就去世了46yearslatertheyregone.你说的没错我们已经知道我们想永远在一起了Youreright.Weknowwewanttobetogetherforever.所以等个什么呢正是Sowhywait?-Exactly.而我会帮你组织求婚的你想怎么做AndIwillhelpyouwiththeproposal.Whatdoyouwanttodo?最先想到的我猜我的理想求婚可能是Offthetopofmyhead,Iguessmyidealproposalmightbe一次跨平台的媒体体

23、验一部具有爆♥炸&heartsHl画面的动作电影amultiplatformmediaexperience,anactionmoviewithexplosivegraphics.狂飙的车辆以及一个男主角他的唯一任务-是向他的女士求婚fastcars,andaherowithonemission-toproposetohislady.男主角名叫.Aheronamed.TomHaverford-TomHaverfordTomHaverford.-TomHaverford.好的-是啊Okay!-Yes!哦呃人们悲伤的方式都不太一样0h,um,peoplegrieveindifferen

24、tways.听着如果你们没法在接下来四个小时内训练200只白鸽1.isten,ifyoucanttrain200whitedovesinthenextfourhours摆出LUCy愿意和我结婚吗”的样子tospelloutLucy,willyoumarryme?那你们就没权利自称是什么宠物店thenyouhavenobusinesscallingyourselfapetstore.为什么人们没法分享我们对Whycan,teveryoneshareourcommitment对奇异盛况这个基本概念的执着呢tothebasicconceptofoutrageouspageantry?我不知道啊Tom

25、我真不知道Idontknow,Tom.Ireallydont.哦不你想要什么Leslie0h,no,whatdoyouwant,Leslie?嘿Ian我需要一个巨大的横幅印着Hey,Ian.Ineedagiganticbannerthatsays,“祝贺你们Lucy和Tom“我明天就要Congratulations,LucyandTom/andIneeditbytomorrow.没门不可能的Noway.Impossible.在过去15年里我在你们的横幅商店差不多花了十万美元Overthepast15years,Ihavespentnearly$100,000atyourbannerstore.

26、我组织过的每一个个人和专业活动都定做过横幅Ihaveorderedbannersforeverypersonalandprofessionaleventthatveeverorganized.我的信♥用♥卡♥公♥司♥都打电♥话♥问过TMycreditcardcompanycalledmeaboutit.不是对费用有疑问Nottoquestionthecharges,而是真诚地问我是不是情绪稳定buttosincerelyaskmeifIwasmentallystable.看到你手腕上那块劳力士潜航

27、者了吗大哥SeethatRolexSubmarineronyourwrist,bro?那都是因为LeslieThatscauseofLeslie.你们会把横幅做好的Youllhavethebannerdone.嘿BObby感谢前来Hey,Bobby,thanksforcomingin.很高兴见到你们啊有一阵子了Goodtoseeyouguys.Itsbeenawhile.1.eslie怎么样了她还是嗯呃HowsLeslie?Isshestill,um.uh.哦我们当初竞选的那个叫什么来着Oh.Whatwasthatthingweranforagain?市议员Citycouncilor.我不知道

28、了好吧你这么说的话Idontknow.Allright,ifyousayso.我跟你说啊太难记住那种无聊的事情了Itellyou,it,ssohardtorememberboringstufflikethat.选择忽视你刚刚说的话Choosingtoignorewhatyoujustsaid,我们需要一个临时市长两个月的时间Weneedaninterimmayorjustfortwomonths.而考虑到你家族的名声和你多受人喜爱Andgivenyourfamilynameandhowwell-likedyouare,我觉得你可能会感兴趣的Ithoughtyoumightbeintereste

29、d.市长吗-是啊Mayor?-Yeah.哥们啊那会很好玩的Man,thatllbefun.天啊但我觉得我做不了God,IdontthinkIcandoit,though.是啊因为我要准备来个大旅行了去太空Yeah,causemgettingreadytogoonabigtrip,tospace.那也真的会很好玩Thatllbereallyfuntoo.生活的一切就是好好玩对吧Everythinginlifeisalwaysjustsofun,right?真的是啊Itreallyis.你看这家伙真的懂See,thisguyknowswhatswhat.是啊-那是-是啊Yeah.-Thatwas-

30、yeah.嘿Ben你去过太空吗Hey,Ben,haveyoueverbeentospace?你应该看看啊认真的Youshouldcheckitout.Seriously.我很确定那些造火箭的俄♥罗♥斯♥人应该没问题的-真的吗msuretheRussianguyswhobuilttherocketwouldbecoolwithit.-Really?只有一件事你有60万美元吗Justonething,doyouhave$600,000?那就是那是他们需要作为订金的金额It,sjust,thatswhattheyneedforadeposit.哦Oh.那没有

31、Well,no.我已经去过太空了vealreadybeentospace.我是第二个走上月球的人Iwasthesecondpersontowalkonthemoon.巴兹噢尔德林很高兴见到你BuzzAldrin.Nicetomeetyou.少来了Nicetry.那是玩具总动员里那个家伙ThatstheguyfromToyStory.指“巴斯光年”我们太抱歉了RonWeresosorry,Ron.你们很亲近吗Youguyswereclose?过去四十年里我每个月的第一个周二都会见SalvatoreIveseenSalvatorethefirstTuesdayofthemonthforthepas

32、tfourdecades.每次都是一模一样Sameexactthingeverytime.我付给他$8Ipaidhim$8.我坐在同一把椅子里SalVatOre把同一条围布盖在我身上Isatinthesamechair.Salvatoreputthesamecapeoverme.然后他总是会问我同一件事Thenhedalwaysaskmeaboutthesamething.啥也不问nothing.很完美Itwasperfect.不能一直耽误下去了失陪Cantdelaythisforever.Excuseme.男人生命中最重要的三个人Thethreemostimportantpeopleinam

33、an,slife是他的理发师他的肉贩子和他的爱人arehisbarber,hisbutcher,andhislover.我已经失去了一个Ihavelostoneofthose.这是张I块SaIHere,satenner,Sal.你也知道我不相信小费所以我会从你夫人那里收找钱的Asyouknow,Idontbelieveintipping,soIwillcollectmychangefromyourwife.我周二安排了和Salvatore的见面IhadanappointmentwithSalvatorescheduledforTuesday.看看我头发现在多不整齐啊1.ookhowragged

34、ymyhairis.我应该是什么啊某种摇滚明星吗WhatamIsupposedtobe,somekindorrockstar?好了Tom你的标记在那儿你从前面进来Okay,Tom,theresyourmark.Youllenterfromthefront.Ted我们在拍了吗Ted,arewerolling?我觉得啊我真的不知道就拜托在我的店里小心点Ithinkso.Idontreallyknow.Justpleasebecarefulwithmystore.好了片场安静Okay,quietontheset!开拍Action.你好Hello.你想看点戒指吗Haverford特工Wouldyoul

35、iketoseesomerings,AgentHaverford?你为啥要有口音啊Whyareyoudoinganaccent?我给我的角色想了个背景故事Icameupwithabackstoryformycharacter.她跟一个法国亿万富翁结婚了ShesmarriedtoaFrenchbillionaire,而她有个双胞胎妹妹同卵的她们保持着andshehasatwinsister,identical,andtheykeep-Leslie你只有一句台词-嗯我忠于角色啊1.eslie,youhaveoneline.-Well,Icommittedtotherole.你好Hello.你想看看

36、一些极其漂亮的珠宝吗Wouldyouliketoseesomegorgeousjewelry?我们有世界上最罕见的钻石Wehavethemostrarediamondsintheworld.我要那个最贵的那个lltakethatone.Themostexpensiveone.没那么快HaVer-骗子Notsofast,Haver-fraud.啊我的天哪Ah,zutalors!搞定他们孩子们Getem,boys!别动上特技替身Freeze!Stuntdouble.开拍Action!上我的傀儡们上啊我的傀儡们Go,mypuppets!Go,mypuppets!打啊打啊我的傀儡们Fight,figh

37、t,mypuppets!机架对焦左摇Rackfocus.Panleft.我不知道那些话是什么意思啊1dontknowwhatanyofthatmeans.就到到右边一到下面Justgetgettheright-gounderthe上我的傀儡们Go,mypuppets.哦就是那样了Oh,that,sit.哦你想要大人物是吧Oh,youwantthebigdog.你想要那个吗你想要大人物了吗Isthatwhatyouwant?Youwantthebigdog?啊Ahh!1.ucy你的任务如果选择接受的话1.ucy,yourmission,shouldyouchoosetoacceptit,就是和我

38、结婚istomarryme.然后卡哦天啊Tom那也太棒了Andcut.Oh,mygosh,Tom,thatwasamazing!不不是啊你们刚刚砸了我的柜台No,itwasnt.Youjustdestroyedmycase.嘿这就是电影行业啊TedHey,itsthemoviebusiness,Ted.你知道风险的好了所有人上车Youknewtherisks.Okay,everybodyinthevan.我们前往下一个地点Wereheadedtothenextlocation.你完全应该做啊Youshouldtotallydoit.你会是个很棒的市长的Youdbeanamazingmayor.

39、实际上你应该做全宇宙的总统Actually,youshouldbePresidentoftheuniverse.哦Oh.你知道我真的能做个意外好的市长Youknow,Ireallywouldmakeanincrediblemayor.但伤感的是我不行But,sadly,Icannot,因为我只有27岁becausemonly27yearsold.真的吗所以你是90年代出生的Really?Soyouwereborninthe1990s?哦嗯哼Ooh!Mmhmm.真是个好的提议啊但我觉得还是算了Whatalovelyoffer,butIthinknot.你知道我要忙着我的医疗工作我其他的产业You

40、know,vegotmyhandsfullwithmypractice,myotherbusinesses,我两个糟糕的孩子mytwoterriblechildren.我觉得我没时间当市长的IdontthinkIhavetimetobemayor.哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦Ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh,ooh.等等我愿意上JohnMayerHoldup.IwilldoJohnMayer.Mayer和市长Mayor同音再一次Again.爹地有人在你车里放了火Daddy,someonesetafireinyourcar*因为你花太久

41、而我烦了*JBecauseyoutooktoolongandIgotboredJ钱钱拜托Money,please.哦不不没有钱的Oh,no,no.Theresnomoney.哦我的错没问题Oh.Mybad.Noproblem.哦好吧-没事的Oh,okay.-Thatsfine.我就毁掉这个办公室吧-哇嘿lljustdestroythisoffice.-Whoa,hey!钱钱拜托Money,please!钱钱拜托Money,please.我的钱钱拜托Mymoney,please?Ben就给她点钱吧简单一点Ben,givehersomemoney.Itseasier.我必须说啊混♥蛋

42、♥Ihavetosay,TheDouche,我很怀疑你的兴趣是不是真诚的mskepticalthatyourinterestissincere.我能理解一个早间低俗节目主持市长吗Icanunderstandthat.Amorningshock-jockDJ,themayor?但心态打开一点Butkeepanopenmind.我上的是西北大学我在两场政♥治♥竞选中工作过IwenttoNorthwestern,veworkedontwopoliticalcampaigns,而且我所有的时间都在和公众沟通andIspendallofmytimecommuni

43、catingwiththepublic.那实际上是个挺好的点Thatsactuallyagoodpoint.我可以为这个城市做点很好的事情Icoulddosomegreatthingsforthiscity.而对那些性感市政厅实习生做点很恶心的事情Andsomegrossthingswiththosejuicycityhallinterns.嘎嘎嘎嘎Ga-ga-goink!好了嗯感谢前来Okay,well,thanksforcomingin.好了兄通知我一行啊Allright,B.Letmeknow.-Yeah.Ah.哦-嗯我觉得我们有答案了Oh.-Well,Ithinkwehaveouran

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